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What is Scotland known for besides shit weather and substance abuse?
>NINTENDO LOSES $28 MILLION FROM POKEMON GO: "WILL TAKE YEARS TO PAY BACK"
>>62177956
Haggis, bagpipes, wearing skirts, and handling large wood.
/brit/ COUP WHEN
>>62177956
Sean Connery, you fucking pleb.
>>62177956
cuckoldry
>>62177956
hating the english
>>62177956
tv
penicillin
skirts
rab c
now turk be quiet
>>62177956
patter
>>62177956
apathy towards the english
Janny creates more of a mess than he "cleans up" 2bqh.
>>62177956
mountains
log throwing
kilts
irn bru
what are some decent places to visit in london lads
>>62177956
An American film staring an Australian
>>62178048
the white bits.... so nowhere.
>>62178048
the train station
>>62178017
Then why has there never been a Rotherham in Scotland? I think this is just some elaborate scheme to get back at the English, be liberal as fuck as part of the UK and just ship em off to England
>>62178022
I'll have you know I'm a Spanish-German thoroughbred
Fucks sake lads just spotted this absolute nonce with his EU flag
>>62178072
racist joke ROFL i love it
hating people for the colour of their skin is so great
>>62178048
barbican
tate
going 2 da club
lads
*does programming*
ah yes
quickdraw mcjanny let this one through i see
>>62178094
settle down there jamarcus
>So scared to start my new job I'd rather have no money and stay at home
>>62178091
Brick his window lad
http://thetab.com/us/2016/07/14/sexually-assaulted-someone-trusted-31467
>>62178026
haha talking like a spacker so funny
>>62178098
went to all three already
tate was hilarious dog shit
>>62178080
thats a half-breed, numpty
dont feel right
fuck off CANADA
AAAAAAAAAAAH
>>62178091
I'd fucking hate to live in a building attached to other people's buildings.
>>62178150
they've yankified the tab far too much
Literally me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0DW31upNEEg
>>62178091
Bet you're in London
Hi lads :3
>>62178159
are you mad? the tate (not modern) was absolute fire man.
>>62178190
desu
Also I hate the new layout
>>62178151
Scots dialect is actually close to middle English than English is. It's how people used to speak in the UK
BRADLEY WALSH IS ON CELEBRITY SQUARES LADS
>>62178242
nonce twat
get him janny
Middle English:
Forrþrihht anan se time comm
þatt ure Drihhtin wollde
ben borenn i þiss middellærd
forr all mannkinne nede
he chæs himm sone kinnessmenn
all swillke summ he wollde
and whær he wollde borenn ben
he chæs all att hiss wille.
Scots:
Ye're a' the welcomer early
Around him cling wi' a' your kin,
For wha'll be King but Charlie?
Come through the heather, around him gather,
Come, Ronald, come Donald, come a' the gither
And crown your rightfu' lawfu' King!
For wha'll be King, but Charlie?
>>62178242
How old are these girls?
>>62178277
dont care
>>62178242
want to sniff the girl on the right's bum
>>62178294
Old enough to read, old enough to breed.
pause it for a sec need to nip to the loo
weeks blur into months into years
Around 600 people are murdered in the UK every year. That's roughly 11 murders every single week. How come we only ever hear about a fraction of them lads? What goes on with the rest?
Who you lot going as for halloween, i'm going as Erdogan
>>62178150
I mean yeah he probably shouldn't have stuck it in without verbal permission but basically everything she did would have told him that he had it.
>was supposed to be going to a big party tonight with some people my mate knows
>been looking forward to it all week
>he let me down at the last minute
>go to the gym
>get back feeling pumper af
>guess I'll shag an escort to make myself feel better
>only ones available are too far away
>would be like 4 hours worth of fucking about
I guess I'll just get pissed and play Overwatch.
FUCK THIS SIHJFOIEHEOSHIFIESSSSSSSSSSSS
>>62178221
Feel a bit jealous of northerners and Scots cos they have unique words and we southerners don't
>>62178346
committed by arabs
>>62178369
go to the party anyway
>>62178324
Kek
>>62178346
Probably serial killers that the police don't want to release information on to keep the public at bay.
>>62178376
You did though. Which is why I posted Middle-English.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Middle_English
READ THIS
READ THIS
READ THIS RIGHT FUCKING NOW
What should I have for takeaway tonight?
>>62178346
Not enough space to report on them in national news when we need more room for maddy updates
>>62178346
Not much reason to report murders unless they happened locally or are unusual
>>62178432
Ramen from your local Japanese spot
WINE
am i right, girls? haha xx
>>62178419
Yeah but we don't speak middle English anymore do we
27c out there today lads, ive already had two showers and had to go drive in my car just to feel the aircon. too fucking hot
>>62178195
Nope another major city
>>62178432
didnt read lmao
>>62178432
chingo
>>62178432
chinky
ask the owner if you can rent their daughter for the night too
>>62178432
I got Chinese last night and do no regret it.
>>62178466
GIRLS
More like Whine haha :p
>>62178369
Why don't you just head to the pub?
>>62178432
*tells you something thought-provoking*
take away this
>26 years old this year
>Earn £15k
The one who must not be named is removing posts.
>>62178463
fuck off yank
>>62178481
cheeky bugger x
>>62178486
>>62178490
>>62178491
Chinkmind, chinese it is
>>62178467
Because there was a Francisation of the language as southerners wanted to sound more posh. Not even joking.
>. Old English became the language of the poor population and French the language of the court and wealthy population. It is said that during this period England spoke more French than France itself.[22] Today, it is estimated that 70% to 72% of the English language comes from French or Latin.[23]
Posh people ruin everything.
>>62178524
>21 years old
>earn £32k base salary with a few grand in bonuses
>walking through town today
>some guy stops me
>tells me he sees me a lot and I always look fresh af
>wishes he had the money to dress like me
>tell him you don't need lots of money to dress well
>mfw I don't even try to dress well
>just comes natural
CUZ WHEN YOU TRY HARD, THAT'S WHEN U DIE HARD!!
>>62178510
There's a documentary on Netflix about old, Irish pubs
They used subtitles and I'm glad they did
STATE YOUR NAME CUZZ
>>62178524
>23
>earn £16.5k
Pre-tax though.
>>62178524
one step at a time lad
>>62178357
she deserves it the filthy fucking normie
>>62178557
can you make rent and bills?
>>62178588
not with my base salary but the bankers bonuses help out
>>62178510
Alone?
>>62178524
is it per year?
>>62178568
LITTLE
SWISS
FLAGS
>>62178603
Yeah
There is literally nothing wrong with having sex with dogs
>smarter than women
>more loyal than women
>cuter than women
>will always wait for you to come back instead of fucking some chad/nigger while you're out
>>62178557
>it's a normie posts his fictional salary to belittle others postic
just go you insecure little spastic runt
>couchsurfing
>AirBnB
how do people place so much trust into strangers?
Ah yes, The media.
>>62178561
mate he wanted your asshole
I never hire students because they just ooze arrogance and feel as though they're superior to everyone else.
Wipes the smile off their faces when I employ a more experienced person who actually knows how the world works instead of an arrogant and entitled student with a degree but no clue LOL.
>>62178555
>it is estimated that 70% to 72% of the English language comes from French or Latin.[23]
That's counting all the billion scientific and bollocks describing etc. words that no one uses
English is still predominately Germanic
>>62178634
but i actually earn that much, not everyone is a retard working on retail or call centres are they
>>62178647
>asshole
fuck off yank
>>62178628
I've never been to the pub alone. Isn't it kind of awkward sat there on your billy whilst everyone else is talking and having a laugh in their groups?
>>62178651
Fuck off Matty
>>62178651
classic gimmick
R A T E
>>62178665
You're ignoring the fact that Middle English was changed from 100 percent Germanic.
>>62178651
What do you hire for?
teeth feel weird again lads
>work minimum wage
>getting a house share
How the fuck do people even survive on minimum wage? I'd have 100 quid a week left to pay for travel, food and bills.
got seen by a qt nurse wearing sheer tights who kept crossing and uncrossing her legs
>>62178634
I get £25 an hour plus 1.5 for overtime, it's not that hard to attain if you try.
>>62178680
You don't have a local where you know a lot of people?
>>62178709
expensive but good choice
>>62178709
>£2 delivery fee
dropped
90% of Northerners have no access to clean drinking water and must walk hundreds of miles everyday just to reach their nearest well
Donate £5 a day to help sponsor a Northerner and provide them with clean water
/brit/ is so shit now. It's just a recycle of shitposts, copy pastas, people baiting as hard as they can for (you)s, ireland vs UK wars, UK vs US wars, avatarfags are accepted and so are personalityfags.
Talk about serious discussion here and you get hit with le epic hat maymay
Talk about British culture here and you get hit with epic maymays and self loathing brits
Talk about anything other than not being a normie is the only thing you can talk about here just:
>tfw no gf
>tfw failure at life
>tfw no friends
>tfw no job
Sick of this place. I wish /int/ wasn't filled with generals again so it could become a good board again but nope. Guess I'm stuck here since I've been here since the start I don't want to leave because I watched this community grow. but I seriously believe we have more redditors per capita than 4channers these days.
>>62178617
Delete this right now
disgusting piece of shit
>>62178711
True
It's sad
Couldn't stop sweating at the opticians
she was so close to me and had her cleavage inches from my face and i could fell her breath on my face and she was going look at my eye... very softly and i couldnt make eye contact with her I was turning beetroot my blue shirt soaked through ffs
Matt you here m8? Why don't you post a kpop picture
>>62178735
>it's not that hard to attain if you try.
I've been trying to get entry level jobs for 3 years and won't even get rejection letters
"If you work hard you can be successful" is a meme said only by successful people because it's the only experience they know
>open summer holidays /brit/
>utter shite
>people failing to pick up on basic copypastas
ill be back in a month or two
>>62178795
arabs suck at architecture 2bh
*enters thread*
*Back In Black starts playing*
>>62178795
tacky af
>when a fedora says Christendom ruined humanity
Literally preserved Western knowledge.
>>62178751
There is one right across the road but I live in a town of filthy wasters who don't work, have 25 kids, want to fight all the time and spend their days riding shitty fucking motorbikes around the street.
Plus, most of the people who go in that pub are old folk as the wasters would rather stay at home and drink petrol.
>>62178769
I've been here since Fatcam and Craven - it's always been shit.
>>62178795
i think it looks nice t︃bh
better than the shard and other glassy architectures
had a fantastic meal lads
bbq pork ribs
fantastic
>haven't been given shifts for 2 weeks
why is this allowed
>>62178769
well thats popularity for you, too many people means the outliers move farther out on average so you start to get lots of teens, mongs, too many subbies, etc. I go to /fr/ for serious conversation, not even joking.
>>62178795
Looks like the eye of Sauron.
>>62178853
No you haven't since you just replied to a classic /brit/ copypasta that was invented during those times.
Dining room spider is not doing a very good job.
Might buy some fly paper desu
>>62178856
yea me too
but t. rasheed hahaah
bait out the biggest roadman you know
*enters Brit*
*boys are back in town starts playing*
>>62178865
Shouldn't be, desu
They're obviously trying to get rid of you, though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZrAqGsjizI
the pinnacle of british music is finally back
you have no idea how happy this makes me
>>62178865
zero hour contract lads?
>>62178843
Go to a decent one then, there's nothing wrong with going to a pub alone
>>62178843
Old folk are cool as fuck mate you can have proper good convos with them.
>>62178856
>green
>on a fucking building
>nice
>built by actual slaves
>>62178889
Me
http://heatst.com/uk/exclusive-france-suppressed-news-of-gruesome-torture-at-bataclan-massacre/
>After the assault, we were with colleagues at the passage Saint-Pierre Amelot when I saw weeping from one of our colleagues who came outside to vomit. He told us what he had seen.
>Q. Acts of torture happened on the second floor?
>Further on the investigator described how this was kept from relatives:
>A. Bodies have not been presented to families because there were beheaded people there, the murdered people, people who have been disemboweled . There are women who had their genitals stabbed.
Coming to a town near you soon lads!
I fancy teenagers
can't finish much mcdonald's
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUieJQD7Rrs
>>62178815
dubai has a 340m replica of big ben ffs
>>62178924
>Go
Stopped reading there.
>>62178902
>48k views
>released 13th July
Howling. Dappy is JUST
>>62178889
OI SO OBVIOUSLY YUNG SHANKZ YEAH BASICALLY YEAH, MAN WAS SHOTTIN OUTSIDE CHURCH INIT! LIKE BRUUUV GOD'S WATCHIN YOU SENPAI, GOD'S WATCHIN YOU *insert clip of big narstie laughing here* AND OBVIOUSLY YEAH, MAN BEAT UP 7 GUYS IN SOUTH JUST FOR LOOKIN AT HIM BRUV HE DOESN'T CARE INIT MAAAAAD
>>62178809
Try IT contracting then mate, seriously the number of retards is enormous. If you can remove an old PC and put a new one in, cable it and take the old stuff back to the workroom then you can work in IT. That sort of job will get you £15 -20 as a starting rate on the right contract. They only care you turn up everyday, dont piss off the client and can work hard for all your hours. SCC, HP, Phoenix, Computer People, Hayes all operate nationally using contractors.
>>62178992
Me jumping off the top
>>62178944
>>built by actual slaves
irrelevant
>>62178898
nah they said I'm an above average worker they just have no work for the next few weeks
>>62178904
call centre
>>62179025
How? Clearly the quality of the building is going to be fucking shit if it's built by Indian slaves.
>>62178957
Don't believe it
>>62178902
Pretty good
>>62178902
Did he just big up my boy mgk?
What a guy
reminder that falling in love will clear every problem in ur head
why is it considered nonce behaviour to be attractive to asians on /brit/, yet perfectly acceptable to find underage looking slags attractive ?
need this lad to kick me in the nuts
i'm trying to pirate football manager 2016 but there's a fatal error code every time i try to unzip the fucking thing
>>62179088
Pierre why you gotta tease like that?
>>62178902
didn't this yute use to be muscular?
>Pokemon Go has already caused more deaths than cannabis
legalise it
>>62178651
Real talk, what about someone who has worked before and then got a degree?
t. me in a couple years
>>62179116
/int/ rules: British culture
>>62179147
Who died
*goes for a walk*
*drinks a mug of water*
Wow the world doesn't seem such a bad place after all
*enters /brit/*
*spooky scary skeletons starts playing*
>>62179147
delegalise pokemon more like
>>62179185
illegalize you spacker
>>62179116
I have no idea, I just post here
>>62179174
>>62179177
Kill yourself
>>62179172
people are running out in front of cars and shit trying to catch their squigglypoof or whatever
>when a fedora tries to say christianity is responsible for the Dark Ages
Why do I have Back In Black stuck in my head?
>>62179236
come on now lad there's no need for that
dirty slag
>>62179254
now i do too
fuck you
meowers
>>62179236
*kills myself*
Connor Mcgregor lets me use my bollocks as his speed bag sometimes
*exaggeratedly prances into /brit/*
HELLOOO BOOOOOYS
>>62179236
But I'm ecstatic after going for a walk
Why would I kill myself
Pulled me first club slag lads
Feel pretty depressed
/brit/? more like /shit/ wahey
Don't have any friends to go out with tonight haha
fuck lads im so hungry
If Germanics are so superior then howcome they were stupid enough to sack Rome, the one place that spiralled Europe into technological superiority? If it wasn't for Germanics we'd be living on Mars by now.
>Qandeel Baloch, a Pakistani Internet Celebrity, Is Killed in 'Honor Killing'
RASHEEEEEED
The creation of Greater London was a mistake
I am really ugly
I don't deserve to live
>>62179350
What'd he do to get HK'd?
>>62179367
same x
>>62179359
Fuck off
>>62179248
erm lad, using jpgs of conversations is no way to win an argument even against fedoras, its not you winning but the guy that wrote it. Learning about things and coming to your own opinion is important, that way you would have known the Dark Ages didn't exist and their argument was without foundation.
>>62179374
it's a girl
she was so audacious as to not wear a burka and have an instagram
>>62179254
came on when I entered the thread. dunno why its still playing or where its even coming from 2bh
business idea: I pay someone to kill me, they wipe my memory, then I get killed without being scared
>>62179367
How ugly? not good looking ppl can always be fixed i swear lad
life would be so much easier if I was more attractive
>>62179349
they atoned for that by inventing calculus/physics/modern science
going to drink a load of bers and sherry or whatever
basically as much drink as i can feasibly get away with
fine strategem
abnormies in /brit/ are merely temporarily embarrassed normies
>when yu scratch your bumhole thru ur boxers and sniff yo finger
>>62179333
Same, would go out tonight but I haven't got a stitch to wear
>>62179397
I literally just read a book on it I made this post;
>>62179349
After reading on the subject that the Fall of Rome was the cause of The Dark Ages.
>>62179311
Look at this Nancy boy
Just realised that I'm the runt of the litter
Not sure how to progress with things now, procreation and suicide are both out of the picture. MGTOW?
>>62179399
Ah that makes more sense.
What can I buy that will give meaning to my life?
Spend all week wageslaving then I have nothing to spend it on.
''normies'' in /brit/ are just failed normies who can't hack it in the real world
>>62179447
*extends limp wrist*
ohhh you cheeky little minx! xo
*does a Louie spence dance into the thread*
>>62179446
"Dark Ages" are a meme and nothing productive was coming out of Rome during their fall, it had turned into a hedonist shithole
>>62179429
chuckled
>>62179423
erm excuse me but islam invented all of those ;-)
>>62179456
a highish performance car. the only reason i want to earn more money is so i can buy parts for mine quicker
>>62179423
England isn't even that germanic. England invented modern Science. And we're Gallo-Romano-Germanic.
>>62179449
if you want to "mgtow" u might asw kys
>>62179487
Rome was always a hedonistic shithole. Gladiator battles is the epitome of hedonism. And they always fucked men
>>62179531
women are for breeding, men are for fun
>>62179498
You've kind of been diluted with shit over the past century there la
Just told mum her boyfriend touched me up when I was younger
he actually never
Get fucked David
>>62179495
But I don't even have a licence fa︃m. Tried to learn twice but failed my test both times.
>>62179487
>hedonist civilisations
>bad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ImqhvN7NqfE
how does this make you feel
FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME
>>62179545
pic related: you
>>62179560
Frigid knob
Housemate said he was going out, though I was gonna get some time to myself, instead he just parked his fat ass on the settee and watched films for the past 6 hours. Despite being two metres from the TV he has it turned up to max volume, didn't know he was partially deaf.
>>62179569
this girl looks really cute. too bad she also looks really easy
30 today, might go buy myself a cake.
got a warning from janny about posting off topic on fucking /brit/
how do you post off topic on /brit/ you autistic cunt
>>62179592
A man bumming another man is man squared, the manliest of sex
>>62179400
Maybe if you left the thread it would stop
>>62179545
Rome followed Hellenism and Epicureanism. Which were philosophies of hedonism.
made my chad pof profile
now i just wait for the slags to come in
which city is the best city and why is it Bristol?
>>62179621
i had that too, literally what the fuck is off topic on here
Business idea: An even greater London
>>62179569
Would smear my willy paste all over those fat bubbly chebs
>>62179645
Edinburgh or Bath.
>>62177956
>Television
>Telephone
>>62179620
get a rope while you're at it
>>62179652
WE WILL NOT STOP UNTIL WE REACH WALES!!
>>62179645
belfast
any decent places I can go to in london
>>62179652
I'm in
Can anyone find a full version of this song on Youtube please? I can't.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BfPT4_iM7_A
>>62179645
the imperial city of stockport
I have never touched a breast.
thoughts?
>>62179722
Isn't your house on fire after your bonfires?
It's too fucking muggy make it fucking STOP
I'm sweating like a pig and all I did was take my dog for a walk
>>62179724
lewisham mcdeez
Musings?
*stops mid-wank to go get some freddo bars*
>Yung Lean
wew didn't know it was 2013 again
Catchphrase is on ITV.
GOAT gameshow.
>>62179620
Happy birthday anon
>>62179724
I like Philomenas when i am up there, irish pub off Kingsway with very cheap food. Right near Covent Garden too.
>people who call programmes "shows"
>>62179762
doesn't feel too particular. a bit squishy but not too much
truss me daddi
>>62179826
Me in the middle
need to leave the city. hate the pollution, the crowds, the filth, the crime.
>>62179809
Do they call them Fred O'Bars in ireland?
>>62179876
i'll squish you in a minute m8
very depressed
Bet the black girl gets the least points
what are some good reusable insulated water bottles that i won't look like a nonce carrying to work lads?
any brixton man in
>>62179760
Driving past as a kid I used to think that thing was massive but it's only like 7 storeys high
>>62179932
Fuck off Sinead a shit
Bun Fight isn't a fucking thing, fuck off.
>>62179910
want to jump off beachy head with me?
GREEK YOGHURT IS NOT A FUCKING CATCHPHRASE
>>62179941
dun knoo
>>62180025
Skyr > greek yoghurt
>>62179953
Greek yoghurt
>Call the midwife
what
>>62180046
how does it make you feel that we commercialised the only thing of value iceland has ever produced
Me and the lads.
>>62180043
https://youtu.be/2h3TOEzdVU4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uTk6vRI3w3Y
so did the coup fail?
>>62180085
alright
>>62180127
wasn't a coup
just Erdogan destroying the military
>lads
chicken chips and nandos sauce for dinner lads
can see myself turning black already
>>62180127
>he thinks it was an actual coup attempt and not an Erogdan false flag
third eye status: un-woke
Off to wagecuck for the night. See ya lads
*dons trillby and exits*
>>62180127
yes we made the janny drop his sausage roll
>>62180046
Skyr is incredibly overrated
Literally tastes like any other yoghurt
>>62180127
well it was a false flag so of course it failed
>>62179564
it took me 3 goes lad
>>62180092
what is the appeal of these lads i don't understand
they're not very good at rapping
i don't understand any of this london gangsta rap like 67, nines, section boyz, etc. none of them are any good
>Off to wagecuck for the night. See ya lads
>*dons trillby and exits*
im eating a dick shaped icecream and im going back and forth on it like i wwas giving a blowie haha xx
>>62180197
>working nights
>on a weekend
hahahahahAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>62180209
it's not the taste that matters
what film should I watch lids?
tshirt is sodden, sweat dripping from head onto laptop, running out of breath from just posting on 4chan. i think this is the end for me lads.
These girls on Catchphrase are slow as fuck. Would heem either of them at this game.
>live alone
>sitting on bog in upstairs bathroom next to shower
>securely positioned shampoo bottle randomly falls of shower shelf
>sponge hanging to shower wall by suction cup randomly falls off moments later
think my fucking shower is haunted lads
>>62180275
>tfw
atleast i get double pay for weekends. Makes my lonliness not as bad
>>62180298
star ship troopers
>>62180306
fascinating story m8. You have time to tell it again?
>>62180301
let me suck your t-shirt dry
>>62180306
yeh its the ghost of bobby
what film should I watch lads?
>>62180301
rest in peace lad
Sniead claps like a idiot
>>62180298
happy feet
THEY'RE CHANDELIERS YOU STUPID FUCKING WHORES
>>62180301
sodden?
>>62180298
pickpocket by Bresson
Trying to wean my sister off the Guardian lads
Doing a Final Fantasy X.
http://www.etonline.com/news/193130_zayn_malik_reveals_an_alien_told_him_to_leave_one_direction/
>>62180457
this can't be real
>>62180471
They are.
>>62180444
>sodden?
full of water/sweat, its fucking baking in the uk right now
WHERE'S MY FUCKING CHINESE RRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>62180464
kimahri/Rikku no Sphere Grid run I hope
>>62180495
Women should be seen and not heard
>>62180508
what did you order?
>>62180457
HAHAHA I love this shit. what a time to be alive!
>>62180457
trying to wean your sister off my willy
>>62180508
Pleb tier choice
Indian >Chinese
In fact literally anything bar chicken cottage > Chinese
Black girl is bad at this because she's black
>>62180566
>Indian >Chinese
fuck off rasheed
need a qt gf to cuddle
>>62180508
szechuan chicken, fried rice and a can of fanta
>>62180566
both are good if you buy from a good place
indian i find there are more low quality shops while posh chinamen set up pretty nice restaurants here in the city.
>>62180591
Ah yes because a fucking paki would eat Indian food and admit it
what are some nice or vaguely romantic things to do/visit in london lads
>>62180591
>Chinese >Indian
fuck off chan
>>62180508
wow lol haha is that the funny reddit frog I've been hearing about
>>62180603
cuddling gets boring after about 2 seconds
>>62180607
vocaroo yourself pronouncing it please
>>62180647
Ona scale of 1 to Graham norton, how gay are the two of you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gaoWdHEf5hQ
>>62180532
Just a normal play through first
Haven't played it in a long time.
>>62180647
London eye
have never had Indian or Chinese
don't plan on ordering any time soon either
>>62180244
idk I just heard that in a dj mix and was nice (maybe it was because of the atmosphere set by the other tune) but alone yeah its not that amazing
hurt my back lads
on muscle relaxers now and feeling pretty good
also got a doctors note so I've got the whole weekend off work to listen to jazz rock
>>62180626
other way around here, Indians round my way tend to be restaurants and mostly very good whereas chinese places tend to be on the shitty streets and be in bad condition.
CARIBBEAN QUEEN
NOW WE'RE SHARING THE SAME DREAM
AND OUR HEARTS THEY BEAT AS ONE
NO MORE _______________
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Ya9WGd36Ym
>>62180603
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2WUDbT-YoQ
>>62180706
What pills specifically?
>>62180653
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0vfkDsDWxxI
>>62180713
that's why i said both can be good, depends on the area and I imagine the UK has better Indian than we do.
Thai is better than both imo
>>62180678
i am ~3 she is bi
>>62180685
good call
>>62180650
its literally better than emotionless sex
>>62180647
Walk up Primrose Hill and make her promise not to look back until you're at the top.
That's genuinely a fanny wetter
>>62180757
actually it's "szechuan"
just delivered some fat fucks chinese. What he doesn't know is that I added a little bit of my own special sauce (sperm)
>>62180821
pic
>>62180815
view from primrose hill isn't even great
>>62180757
Such a noncey sounding voice
>>62180508
sorry i'll bring it right over
Going to get the bloody runt evicted just watch me.
>>62180821
this is fuckin funny
>>62180753
mylan-cyclobenzaprine it says
I feel like jelly and regularly just zone out for spaces of time before coming back to focus
what part of india has the fittest women
>>62180741
>Rena
That bitch is crazy
>>62180880
It's pretty dece
>>62180821
*robs half of your prawn crackers*
>>62180919
upper caste north westerners
t. zero knowledge personally, just making a guesstimate
>>62180919
Leicester
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1c2OfAzDTI
Remember these cunts?
>>62180941
not as good as hampstead heath at night
>>62180806
not really at all. Its just lying there soing nothing. Most of the time it isnt even comfortable
>>62180992
Fuck off billionaire
Got a big willy
>>62180985
fucking hell i hated that so much
>>62181009
what kind of baby potion is that, I would not be amused.
>>62181009
That is so fucking grim
And that 2nd toe, fucking disgusting
SCHOOL OF HARD KNOCKS YOU STUPID CUNTS
>>62180994
idk lying in front of her looking at her in the eyes, watching her blush and holding her hand while she smiles is quite good mate
>>62181025
post it
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>>62180992
will consider both of these thanks
>>62181009
Nice frog toes
>>62181009
that was 8 pounds?
christ
was looking at some david icke books in waterstones and they looked good actually
>>62181009
sorry but that looks mediocre
>>62181114
bizarro lizardman
>was looking at some david icke books in waterstones and they looked good actually
Might get that Paco Rabanne Invictus one
Does anyone have that pure nordic phenotype fedora image?
>>62181009
your feet should be chopped off
Sister just got her period and she's being a right cunt to dad
>>62181114
They are pretty intelligent 2bh. It's just the whole lizard thing that discredits him. I think it's a moniker for the jews though and doesn't want to say Jews.
Runt heard on the move across the wide open plains of New York
amazing to see these migrations in the wild
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLdWbwQJWI0
>>62181013
best park in london and probably the UK
might try becoming a contractor in my field lads, get £500 a day instead of the shitty salary i get paid at the moment
>It's just the whole lizard thing that discredits him
Buffalo wings you dumb cunt.
>>62181226
I don't understand, can everyone catch it or is it just one person only?
>just the whole lizard thing
>>62181226
this so-called game has been an excellent runt detector
>>62181244
Ah yes the famous well reknowed poster who is massively intelligent and is too arrogant to reply to your post. Fuck off.
wonder if aisha has findommed any paypigs recently
>>62181228
>not Richmond
Actually laughing
Best place for amateur British porn?
Love housewives or average body-type porn.
>>62181226
this is absurd
ok i lol'd
>>62181273
the same pokemon spawns for everyone in the same place and they can all catch it if they get there in time
that's fair though, imagine if only the first person could get it? the runts would tear them apart.
si te vas
yo tambien me voy~
si te vas
yo tambien me doy~
mi amor, bailamas hasta la diez
hasta que duelen los pies
>>62181334
Eeveelutions are hardcore in Go
>>62181336
haha
goin tae da paki shop
you want anythin laddies?
>>62181298
Prefer not to say
>>62181226
me in the blue shirt and white kaki capris climbing out of my runtbox and sprinting off into the distance
>>62181313
richmond is alright but it's just massive and bare, nothing that interesting
>tfw I just want to play pokemon go casually when walking about
>tfw there's full blown normies going full out that are beating me
>>62181397
lol stay in ur lane nerd
>>62181389
The fucking deer are pretty interesting
the gf
>>62181397
runts travel safer when in a herd, it confuses predators
the slow/weak like you are picked off by muggers who follow close behind
>>62181226
That is such a fucking embarrassment
>Boaty McBoatface
>>62181397
normies are better at every aspect of life, it just isn't fair
i mean, get them on the computer and they won't be able to hold a candle to how good we are at video games/typing speed/shitposting/using computers in general/finding things online quickly
but take us outside and we're in their world and they seem to run every aspect of it..... it isn't a level playing field out there the same way that it isn't level for them in here......
62181466
Stale bait
hmm
doing a think
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1468615373592.webm
>>62181485
Most autistic and fedorable post I have ever read on /brit/. Clearly not good at typing either if you don't know elipses only come in threes...
passive smoking doesn't exist
>puts on shower robe
off to the pub lads
>10GB films
for what purpose
>Most autistic and fedorable post I have ever read on /brit/
going out with work 'friends', already shitting it. free bar too so i'll probably end up chatting shit.
>>62181575
This, amongst many other reasons, is why yify is the eternal GOAT
Watching 'The Hobbit: Desolation of Peter Jackson' on ITV.
It's the 2nd one, the half-OK one, where they fight the dragon.
2 girls have viewed my pof profile
smoking a ciggy drinking some tea lads
>>62181529
shemales arent gay lad
http://arstechnica.com/science/2016/07/the-jaws-theme-might-not-be-scary-for-tsimane-people/
have had my phone plugged in for 2 hours and it's gone up 4%
Me on the right
>>62181485
m8 EVERYONE can use a computer and type as fast as you can
being able to hook up your monitor isn;t impressive anymore
unless you can actually code (which is a very common skill as well now since there are free lessons online) or know anything about software/hardware you're not special.
>>62181600
Hating those movies is literally /r/eddit tier.
Yeah, all Tolkien is fedora, but atleast The Hobbit are meant for children, not manbabies.
>>62181575
torrented a 35gb movie once it was well worth it
>>62181522
im very good at making cringeworthy posts its actually my specialty..... its fully intentional too.
i swear. and the other day someone was like "man american posts are so bad that they're good." thats pretty much what i was going for here today ya know?
I can also communicate more effectively and proficiently but the way we communicate online is a choice. I am an internet charmeleon.
peagy blinders :DDDDDDDD
might rub my ballsack sweat onto my neck to get the pheremones going
New:
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>>62181676
The story, The Hobbit, the book is good. The films are shite though.
>>62181688
>I was only pretending to be retarded: The Post
>>62181681
No it wasn't.
>>62181672
basic coding and actual coding are completely different though. A lot of people who say they self taught themselves how to code would never be able to work for an IT company
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zero compensation
>>62181759
i have enough space and fast internet though ;)
>watching Star Trek 2009
>Chekov
>he ded
>>62181724
nothing gets past quickdraw
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>>62181786
t. runts in my sweaty unthouse
>Me and the lads surrounded my shitskins
>page 7
time for a new thread, glad we got 6 more posts out of this one though
>>62181745
heh heh... yes... keep thinking that, keep crawling into my web...
>>62181575
>not grabbing at least 30gb encodes
basic bitch spotted
>>62181817
>unthouse
Absolutely fucked it
rate me lads
>>62181828
the rules are the rules!
Odds gay porn
Evens straight porn
zero no fap
tired desu
>>62181963
enjoy
too high to understand what's going on
>>62182067
same
bit pissed too
evening
>>62182067
reported to the police
>>62181858
lol come back when you've earned your fedora, kid
Bom Bom bidom Bom Bom
Didn't check runtime
>4 hours
save that for another night desu
going to do a 2 hour walk around my old childhood area
>>62182159
what was it
>>62182096
i have just inhaled marijuana from my Arizer Air™ Portable Vaporiser and I'm just about to go to the offey to get some fine british beers
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>>62182195
>page 8
>still deleting threads
FUCK OFF YOU USELESS CUNT
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