that one lad who's so bad at gardening he literally needs to see a doctor now edition
karen
tim
alri tim
taking the car to the tesco car wash
will provide updates
araca
just took 28mg of alprazolam hahahaha
The so-called Islamic State, or Daesh if you will, claimed responsibility for the Truck attack in France
https://au.news.yahoo.com/thewest/latest/a/32072449/islamic-state-claims-responsibility-for-nice-terror-attack/#page1
It's piss easy to understand mate.
Try watching some Lynch, Tarkovsky or Paradjanov.
wonder what Tim is doing right now...
araca
>>62172294
you need help
the south will rise again
>>62172314
glad you posted this because we have no access to the news in the UK
The so called United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland
anyone watched Green Room
Ex is apparently telling people I'm a rapist.
Might do a cheeky suicide haha
shagged an escort last night
not sure how to feel about it tbqh
I have 3 youtube videos now
>>62172354
Yes, what do you want to know about it? they all die except for qt skinheadfu and the guy with the chopped hand who died irl recently
>>62172294
STOP OPPRESSING TIM YOU EVIL BASTARD
RRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
there is absolutely nothing wrong with boris johnson
>>62172381
give more details
>>62172377
kill her
>>62172377
what you deserve for being a FUICKING NORMIE TWAT
Telling people that my ex-bf is a rapist
Hope he kills himself haha
doing a sporcle
>>62172365
Nice slug.
sharted a bit in my jocks at some point while out walking earlier. only realized when I got home and went for a shit and saw the stain. and I was in Lidl and everything haha
>>62172414
I'm sure you will get a gf one day you little ball of impotent rage.
having the most luxurious, crisp, sweet, juicy, aesthetically flawless, cold, clear-textured, refreshing red apple straight from the tap (previously from the fridge). MMMMM love an apple me
>>62172385
post your videos here
Is me piercing naff, lads?
ISIS should start calling themselves "The so called Islamic State" so that the BBC have to refer to them as the "So called "'So called Islamic State'".
>>62172490
yeah sorry
>>62172490
stranraer
ay must be the money
>>62172490
haha fuck off i know you irl
Why, yes, I did buy a """fridge""" pack of Carlsbergs to drink very fast then pass out.
>>62172472
i just had a quarter pounder meal and 2 packets of wine gums
merry christmas lads
>>62172490
gimme a kiss x
>>62172490
fuck off degenerate
Haven't had sex with my gf for over a month cos she's always working and falls asleep about an hour after she gets home, seriously considering hiring an escort
Haven't eaten all day but had four cans of Guinness since 12. What's going to happen to my bowels?
>>62172490
GF NOW LONDON BE PLEASE
>>62172405
You see, I would but I'm trying to be the mature person here.
So far my responses have been
>Why would she wait three years to say anything
>Why hasn't she told the police
>Rather not get into the details but she's far from a trustworthy person desu
>>62172490
Grace is that you?
>>62172477
if i must
I just steal stuff
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCraAHeRMc0c0scBaRDknFiQ
>>62172522
wos me name then
>>62172557
>eating on the same day as drinking
>>62172548
just glad your ok xoxo
>>62172614
starts with T
>>62172405
ok
she was a really nice chinese girl, although i thoughy she was white from her profile because it didn't mention anything about it and there was no face pics
we kissed then she sucked me off but i didn't really feel much
i shagged her for about 20 minutes in doggy, i think i was pretty decent tbqh
came, got dressed and went
feel weird that the best part for me was her embrace and the feel of her skin, not the sex
>>62172548
christ
Ready for war lads?
>>62172621
nice turbo feminist you got there
>>62172614
nice to know a qt saved my oc
>>62172644
not even close yer pillock
Damn shit done changed now running credit checks with no shame now
>>62172354
yeah it's really good
same director as Blue Ruin if you've seen that, and really has a similar vibe to it
ignore >>62172387, trying to spoil it with wrong info
>>62172621
how dare you post this rancid fart
sorry youre not a winner
>>62172660
*rubs hands*
time to get the katana out of the shed
>>62172660
told you it was us sponsored coup
>>62172609
I thought that
lel
>>62172490
would love to beat the shit out of this slag while raping it. punching its dumb face in while cumming in its cunt then when shes passed out on the floor piss on the slags face. then stomp on its face a few more times leaving it a cum and piss coverd mess
>>62172666
>>62172699
>flags
Really made me think.
>>62172569
nty frog not really in the mood haha
Nonce folder has a virus. Fuck me lads
>>62171584
>i hate anime yet i rate anime films 10/10 on imdb
>>62172710
>2006 was 10 years ago
>>62172753
how dare you post this rancid fart
what sort of date are you meant to take a 17 year old on
Don't like gooks but wouldnt mind licking a jap girls face like a dog
>>62172737
http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/36814165/man-in-new-zealand-quits-his-job-to-play-pokemon-go-full-time
>>62172791
fuck her in front of her parents
I should like to have been killed in the war lads
>>62172791
prom
>would love to beat the shit out of this slag while raping it. punching its dumb face in while cumming in its cunt then when shes passed out on the floor piss on the slags face. then stomp on its face a few more times leaving it a cum and piss coverd mess
>>62172653
That's the best part for me every time too mate... embracing after sex is what I live for
>>62172791
NONCE
>>62172660
Am I ready for another worldwide happening to escape from my boring daily schedule? fucking right I am.
>I should like to have been killed in the war lads
>>62172788
Who is he and why is he always so sweaty
>>62172856
legal lad
>>62172791
wacky warehouse
eating a big lot of cake :) x
>>62172875
>Who is he
Tim innit
>>62172875
Human punching bag
how the FUCK do you get a gf lad?
don't have many friends outside of work, just moved to a new city, don't ever go out because I've got no one to go out with
had two long-term gfs before and I met them because of uni and we saw each other pretty much every day
am I supposed to just go out and 'meet people'
>>62172791
bouncy castle
>>62172875
Tim Byrne m8
>>62172788
check your math
>>62172791
smyths
>>62172899
Doesn't excuse noncery, Bruce
anything can happen in the next half hour
>>62172918
just have a wank
case of budweiser for £15 or 2 cases for £20 hahaha uhm let me think xxxxx
whats the name of that song they're always playing on the radio lads? you know the one I'm talking about ..
>>62172918
If you don't have an active social life before you're 21, you're fucked for the rest of your life.
>>62172875
tadhg byrne, IRA commander south armagh division
>>62172875
kevs dad
>>62172985
Wonderwall mate
>>62172660
Wew
>>62173007
>Irish making light of terrorism
who wudda thunk
>>62172985
Darude - Sandstorm
>>62172929
why
>>62172985
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Y6Nne8RvaA
This one?
where do I take a 26 year old on a date?
>>62173027
>not freedom fighters
gold teeth and lemon haze
>>62173027
you're the terrorists
>>62173027
>IRA
>terrorists
I said "Lad" to my bong co-worker in my nasally north american accent yesterday. He looked disturbed.
>>62172986
I 'did' have an active social life at uni lad (borderline normie I'd say), now I've left and got a job I never socialise with anyone
should I join a cookery class or something? go to the pub by myself?
Hi, Timothy James Byrne here.
>>62173030
show your working
>>62173103
2016 - 10 = 2006
reminder that the best part about being a male is that you're still attractive to young women well into your middle age and there's literally no point ever dating women above their early 20's
>49% liked it
Just short of equality
>>62173078
>>62173074
>>62173055
T A I G S
O U T
>>62173142
B because you talked back
>>62173178
based james gave it a 5
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ythvf0zrRZI
>>62173178
unironically saw it last night with a lad from work and a few of his friends
it was absolutely SHITE
honestly the worst film I've ever seen, I would rather have sat in silence for two hours
>>62173182
make me cunt
>>62173182
Hello Ulster.
>>62173232
>>62173227
>>62173132
this is fascism
>>62173246
26 and 6 doesn't equal one m8
>>62173245
>I would rather have sat in silence for two hours
They should do that sometime. Fill up a cinema, but instead of a movie, just a blank screen. Everyone can sit, chat, relax for 2 hours.
>>62173178
Had a choice between seeing this or Tarzan.
Chose Tarzan.
How do humans rule the planet? A five year old has literally no idea of danger and without parents would die very quickly.
Such a long period to develop into something meaningful, yet humans are the rulers. It must have been preserved like this for millions of years.
>>62173269
not him :)
he's still banned isn't he?
>>62173080
Just don't
>>62173285
Give it a few years, it's inevitable
Lad in the last thread said he was about to watch Green Room just as I was downloading Green Room.
What are the odds?
slap me on the patio
Life idea: Pay an escort £300-£700 to come round to my flat for 8 hours and watch Toyota MR2 exhaust sound compilations with me whilst fumbling my bollocks.
62173182@>>62173182
dont reply to me terrorist scum
>>62173330
at the end of the day we are still dumb animals who are going to bring about our own ruination thanks to instinct
What is their endgame?
https://www.rt.com/news/351606-usa-incirlik-base-turkey-blocked/
whos dying by thermonuclear annihilation a virgin here
>>62173387
Crashing this system
What did he mean by this?
STATE YOUR NAME CUZ
>>62173387
To turn 22
>>62173387
Anarchy
>>62173330
Also puzzles me how much humans rely on the hides of animals to stay warm. Completely unnatural and weak
anyone seen Jacob's Ladder
>>62173371
>MR2
good choice
>>62173409
>there are swiss people listening to grime
weird af
anyway enjoy this choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0d9PJ5tCcQY
very emotional episodes yesterday lads
>>62172875
hes not sweaty, he puts bio oil on his face.
Mum wants me to walk 20 minutes to get her a newspaper ehhh
What is internet?
I wonder if the Queen ever gets bored or self-conscious when people sing the anthem to her
>>62172325
>Lynch
Entry level desu
Watch some Bergman, or whatever that Marienbad movie is, I can never think of the full name.
Still no shame in Lynch. What's your favourite Lynch lads? /BlueVelvet/ here, with Inland Empire as a close second
Quite like Final Fantasy 10.
Thoughts?
Think I'll have to join Labour now
>>62173380
Unless things go really badly, I don't think so. Humans seem so able at being greedy and surviving at the same time.
My biggest problems with people is that they think selfishness is better than collaboration. A cat can see that collaboration (i.e., approaching humans and being nice to them) is better than being alone.
>>62173452
Yungen is the best looking in the game
>>62173538
whats stopping you
Anyone play Banished here
Why is my population aging so rapidly, despite having a sufficient number of houses as well as a food surplus? Do I need more firewood or something? No one's cold though
>>62173334
Too late, Lad
This Pokemon Go craze is kind of making me want to play the games and watch the films again.
The First Movie and 2000 are the GOAT pokemon films
>>62173580
lower the game speed
>>62173547
Yeah I'd defo suck him off
>>62173538
15 is coming out soon innit
>any premise can be made interesting if it's executed well enough
bit of truth for you lads
I hate
>>62173547
>implying
>>62173657
niggers and pakis
wish soph would give me a kiss xx
>>62173615
allow it blud thats dark
Is world war 3 gonna happen?
I'm too young to die ngl
Really makes you think
>>62173532
meh
>>62173697
a muslim woman????
>>62173673
why
>>62173654
only if it's non-fiction
don't see the point of fiction, waste of time
>>62173697
hmm i wonder why they added that in
Well?
>>62173432
At least it's smart, gotta give them that. Have no idea how the universe could produce something that relatively understands itself.
>>62173697
sounds like optimus prime really lost it haha x
>>62173722
No.
>>62173709
>>62173709
>UKIP, party of the benders
Currently discussing the Nice attack with an Algerian-French woman, I feel so progressive right now
>>62173697
good lad, making sure she gets to paradise
bit pissed off about the pokemon go serves being down
>>62173729
imagine shagging them
>>62173742
do NOT sully the good name of the primes
>>62173763
#NotAllMuslims
Asked a muslim woman to apologize for the nice attack
She said "nothing to do with me"
A mealy mouthed reply
>>62173751
all replicants
>>62173697
Should've invested in some bollards 2bh
>>62172970
3 for £20 in asda m80
>>62173815
>apologize
fuck off yank
>>62173775
Caught a hypno right before and hatched my first egg
I can live without for a bit desu, keep us updated tho yea?
>>62173409
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjiES2aUMqs
based
Just replied to someone with nothing but 'No.' because I disagreed with him.
If this were Facebook and I were a fit girl who gets away with being bitchy because I'm fit, I'd have a lot of likes on that post.
>>62173775
I'm level 5 now, which team should I choose? was thinking instinct
bit gay
Diagnosis scrotrot
>>62173409
Karen dess~!
>>62173868
No.
might start playing the euromillions
could do with an extra 10,000,000 quid
>>62173872
i went mystic purely because most of the gyms in my area are red cunts so thought itd more be interesting trying to take them down instead of join them and hardly anyone seems to be on instinct
>>62173401
With no survivors
>>62173914
How do you get pokemon combat points up? fighting in gyms?
How long 'til sunshine pushes Tim to far and he shoots up the building
Hmm....
>28
>never kissed a girl
even the biggest neckbeard fedora loser would look at me in horror
>>62173854
yeah, take THAT Stormzy!!
Don't play Pokemon Go
Can someone explain why the blues and reds hate each other so when the logical choice would be to team up and rend the yellows several new arseholes?
Business idea: Slow down to 30mph as you approach the exit of the slip road despite there being no traffic on your right
Fucking hell I thought I got banned from pokemon go for spoofing but it turns out the entire thing is down hahaha
>>62173969
How did you get that far without at least a kiss?
someone link me tims channel please I forgot it
>>62173751
>>62173969
Pay a girl. I plan on doing that eventually
>>62173971
>he's a paddyboo
>>62174002
Autism
>>62174002
Ugly + weird + avoidant personality. A lot easier than you think actually.
rank the Happenings of 2016 so far
for me:
1. Brexit
2. Roach coup
3. Belgium bombing
4. Nice truck
5. Labour party crashing
6. Orlando shooting
>>62173972
a lot of blood been spilt 4 dis turf.. wes stains massif and da eass
does Tim have relatives or anyone to check up on him and make sure he doesn't go completely off the rails?
>>62174058
Game of Thrones season 6 should be number 1
>>62173532
Is that a gay orthafox jew behind them?
>>62173959
already happened
>>62172313
Bullshit mate. That is equivalent to 560mg of diazepam, you'd have blacked out by now considering xanax is instant action.
Xanax is shit anyway
>>62174063
>Stains
hm don't think this is right
>>62174064
He derailed a LONG time ago paddy, the eviction is gonna be like launching his train in to space
life is unkind at the best of times
Who is this Tim fellow?
might get overwatch, how is it lads?
>>62173959
Slightly concerned over Tim doing something crazy before he gets evicted 2bh.
>>62172653
Was she drunk/high?
got called racist in brumby's
>>62174132
your mam
ahaha i got him lads
>>62174058
how do you rank the belgium bombing over the nice or even orlando thing? dont get that desu
>>62174192
didn't mean it ha x :P XD lol
Did a very painful fart
feels like I've had barbed wire pulled out my anus
>>62174218
Similar feeling to after I've shagged you?
is it gay to fuck a preop transboy
just sent a VERY risque message lads
*Screams*
>>62174248
if you're fucking anything than a full on man it isn't gay
>>62174165
it was much bigger news tbqh, you just remember Nice and Orlando more because they're recent, and forgot about Belgium because it was a while ago now
can't believe I've gained 130lbs since January. might lay off the freddo bars for a bit
Do you ever hear on the news about a guy like lining 4 teens up at knifepoint and shagging them all and you think thats sick but fuck he must have been in pure ecstasy fucking them
>>62174248
nah
>>62174267
""""""he"""""" has a vagina
>>62174058
Roach coup was a bigger happening than Brexit 2bh mate if it would have succeeded Turkey would be Secular which would mean Islamic Ray Guns chimping out in Turkey and starting a war in Turkey. An Islamic war in Turkey is too close to our doorsteps it'd spill over into ex-Ottaman countries with significant Muzzie populations; Bosnia, Bulgaria, Romania and Albania.
Would be good banter though because now we've left EU all the refugees would literally swarm Europe much bigger than last time
>>62174290
that's fine then
