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that one lad who's so bad at gardening he literally needs to see a doctor now edition
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karen
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tim
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alri tim
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taking the car to the tesco car wash

will provide updates
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araca
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just took 28mg of alprazolam hahahaha
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The so-called Islamic State, or Daesh if you will, claimed responsibility for the Truck attack in France

https://au.news.yahoo.com/thewest/latest/a/32072449/islamic-state-claims-responsibility-for-nice-terror-attack/#page1
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It's piss easy to understand mate.

Try watching some Lynch, Tarkovsky or Paradjanov.
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wonder what Tim is doing right now...
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araca
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>>62172294
you need help
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the south will rise again
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>>62172314
glad you posted this because we have no access to the news in the UK
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The so called United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland
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anyone watched Green Room
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Ex is apparently telling people I'm a rapist.

Might do a cheeky suicide haha
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shagged an escort last night

not sure how to feel about it tbqh
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I have 3 youtube videos now
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>>62172354
Yes, what do you want to know about it? they all die except for qt skinheadfu and the guy with the chopped hand who died irl recently
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>>62172294
STOP OPPRESSING TIM YOU EVIL BASTARD

RRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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there is absolutely nothing wrong with boris johnson
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>>62172381
give more details

>>62172377
kill her
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>>62172377
what you deserve for being a FUICKING NORMIE TWAT
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Telling people that my ex-bf is a rapist

Hope he kills himself haha
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doing a sporcle
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>>62172365
Nice slug.
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sharted a bit in my jocks at some point while out walking earlier. only realized when I got home and went for a shit and saw the stain. and I was in Lidl and everything haha
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>>62172414
I'm sure you will get a gf one day you little ball of impotent rage.
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having the most luxurious, crisp, sweet, juicy, aesthetically flawless, cold, clear-textured, refreshing red apple straight from the tap (previously from the fridge). MMMMM love an apple me
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>>62172385
post your videos here
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Is me piercing naff, lads?
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ISIS should start calling themselves "The so called Islamic State" so that the BBC have to refer to them as the "So called "'So called Islamic State'".
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>>62172490
yeah sorry
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>>62172490
stranraer
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ay must be the money
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>>62172490
haha fuck off i know you irl
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Why, yes, I did buy a """fridge""" pack of Carlsbergs to drink very fast then pass out.
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>>62172472
i just had a quarter pounder meal and 2 packets of wine gums
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merry christmas lads
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>>62172490
gimme a kiss x
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>>62172490
fuck off degenerate
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Haven't had sex with my gf for over a month cos she's always working and falls asleep about an hour after she gets home, seriously considering hiring an escort
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Haven't eaten all day but had four cans of Guinness since 12. What's going to happen to my bowels?
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>>62172490
GF NOW LONDON BE PLEASE
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>>62172405
You see, I would but I'm trying to be the mature person here.

So far my responses have been
>Why would she wait three years to say anything
>Why hasn't she told the police
>Rather not get into the details but she's far from a trustworthy person desu
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>>62172490
Grace is that you?
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>>62172477
if i must

I just steal stuff
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCraAHeRMc0c0scBaRDknFiQ
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>>62172522
wos me name then
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>>62172557
>eating on the same day as drinking
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>>62172548
just glad your ok xoxo
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>>62172614
starts with T
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>>62172405
ok
she was a really nice chinese girl, although i thoughy she was white from her profile because it didn't mention anything about it and there was no face pics
we kissed then she sucked me off but i didn't really feel much
i shagged her for about 20 minutes in doggy, i think i was pretty decent tbqh
came, got dressed and went
feel weird that the best part for me was her embrace and the feel of her skin, not the sex
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>>62172548
christ
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Ready for war lads?
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>>62172621
nice turbo feminist you got there
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>>62172614
nice to know a qt saved my oc
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>>62172644
not even close yer pillock
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Damn shit done changed now running credit checks with no shame now
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>>62172354
yeah it's really good

same director as Blue Ruin if you've seen that, and really has a similar vibe to it

ignore >>62172387, trying to spoil it with wrong info
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>>62172621
how dare you post this rancid fart
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sorry youre not a winner
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>>62172660
*rubs hands*
time to get the katana out of the shed
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>>62172660
told you it was us sponsored coup
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>>62172609
I thought that
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lel
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>>62172490
would love to beat the shit out of this slag while raping it. punching its dumb face in while cumming in its cunt then when shes passed out on the floor piss on the slags face. then stomp on its face a few more times leaving it a cum and piss coverd mess
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>>62172666
>>62172699
>flags
Really made me think.
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>>62172569
nty frog not really in the mood haha
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Nonce folder has a virus. Fuck me lads
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>>62171584
>i hate anime yet i rate anime films 10/10 on imdb
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>>62172710
>2006 was 10 years ago
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>>62172753
how dare you post this rancid fart
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what sort of date are you meant to take a 17 year old on
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Don't like gooks but wouldnt mind licking a jap girls face like a dog
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>>62172737
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/36814165/man-in-new-zealand-quits-his-job-to-play-pokemon-go-full-time
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>>62172791
fuck her in front of her parents
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I should like to have been killed in the war lads
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>>62172791
prom
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>would love to beat the shit out of this slag while raping it. punching its dumb face in while cumming in its cunt then when shes passed out on the floor piss on the slags face. then stomp on its face a few more times leaving it a cum and piss coverd mess
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>>62172653
That's the best part for me every time too mate... embracing after sex is what I live for
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>>62172791
NONCE
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>>62172660
Am I ready for another worldwide happening to escape from my boring daily schedule? fucking right I am.
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>I should like to have been killed in the war lads
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>>62172788
Who is he and why is he always so sweaty
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>>62172856
legal lad
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>>62172791
wacky warehouse
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eating a big lot of cake :) x
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>>62172875
>Who is he
Tim innit
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>>62172875
Human punching bag
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how the FUCK do you get a gf lad?

don't have many friends outside of work, just moved to a new city, don't ever go out because I've got no one to go out with

had two long-term gfs before and I met them because of uni and we saw each other pretty much every day

am I supposed to just go out and 'meet people'
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>>62172791
bouncy castle
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>>62172875
Tim Byrne m8
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>>62172788
check your math
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>>62172791
smyths
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>>62172899
Doesn't excuse noncery, Bruce
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anything can happen in the next half hour
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>>62172918
just have a wank
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case of budweiser for £15 or 2 cases for £20 hahaha uhm let me think xxxxx
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whats the name of that song they're always playing on the radio lads? you know the one I'm talking about ..
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>>62172918
If you don't have an active social life before you're 21, you're fucked for the rest of your life.
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>>62172875
tadhg byrne, IRA commander south armagh division
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>>62172875
kevs dad
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>>62172985
Wonderwall mate
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>>62172660

Wew
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>>62173007
>Irish making light of terrorism

who wudda thunk
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>>62172985

Darude - Sandstorm
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>>62172929
why
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>>62172985
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Y6Nne8RvaA

This one?
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where do I take a 26 year old on a date?
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>>62173027

>not freedom fighters
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gold teeth and lemon haze
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>>62173027
you're the terrorists
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>>62173027
>IRA
>terrorists
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I said "Lad" to my bong co-worker in my nasally north american accent yesterday. He looked disturbed.
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>>62172986
I 'did' have an active social life at uni lad (borderline normie I'd say), now I've left and got a job I never socialise with anyone

should I join a cookery class or something? go to the pub by myself?
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Hi, Timothy James Byrne here.
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>>62173030
show your working
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>>62173103
2016 - 10 = 2006
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reminder that the best part about being a male is that you're still attractive to young women well into your middle age and there's literally no point ever dating women above their early 20's
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>49% liked it
Just short of equality
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>>62173078
>>62173074
>>62173055
T A I G S

O U T
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>>62173142
B because you talked back
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>>62173178
based james gave it a 5
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ythvf0zrRZI
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>>62173178
unironically saw it last night with a lad from work and a few of his friends

it was absolutely SHITE

honestly the worst film I've ever seen, I would rather have sat in silence for two hours
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>>62173182
make me cunt
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>>62173182
Hello Ulster.
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>>62173232
>>62173227
>>62173132
this is fascism
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>>62173246
26 and 6 doesn't equal one m8
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>>62173245
>I would rather have sat in silence for two hours
They should do that sometime. Fill up a cinema, but instead of a movie, just a blank screen. Everyone can sit, chat, relax for 2 hours.
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>>62173178
Had a choice between seeing this or Tarzan.

Chose Tarzan.
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How do humans rule the planet? A five year old has literally no idea of danger and without parents would die very quickly.

Such a long period to develop into something meaningful, yet humans are the rulers. It must have been preserved like this for millions of years.
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>>62173269
not him :)

he's still banned isn't he?
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>>62173080
Just don't
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>>62173285
Give it a few years, it's inevitable
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Lad in the last thread said he was about to watch Green Room just as I was downloading Green Room.

What are the odds?
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slap me on the patio
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Life idea: Pay an escort £300-£700 to come round to my flat for 8 hours and watch Toyota MR2 exhaust sound compilations with me whilst fumbling my bollocks.
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62173182@>>62173182

dont reply to me terrorist scum
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>>62173330

at the end of the day we are still dumb animals who are going to bring about our own ruination thanks to instinct
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What is their endgame?
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https://www.rt.com/news/351606-usa-incirlik-base-turkey-blocked/

whos dying by thermonuclear annihilation a virgin here
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>>62173387
Crashing this system
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What did he mean by this?
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STATE YOUR NAME CUZ
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>>62173387
To turn 22
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>>62173387
Anarchy
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>>62173330
Also puzzles me how much humans rely on the hides of animals to stay warm. Completely unnatural and weak
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anyone seen Jacob's Ladder
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>>62173371
>MR2
good choice
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>>62173409
>there are swiss people listening to grime

weird af

anyway enjoy this choon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0d9PJ5tCcQY
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very emotional episodes yesterday lads
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>>62172875
hes not sweaty, he puts bio oil on his face.
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Mum wants me to walk 20 minutes to get her a newspaper ehhh
What is internet?
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I wonder if the Queen ever gets bored or self-conscious when people sing the anthem to her
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>>62172325
>Lynch

Entry level desu

Watch some Bergman, or whatever that Marienbad movie is, I can never think of the full name.

Still no shame in Lynch. What's your favourite Lynch lads? /BlueVelvet/ here, with Inland Empire as a close second
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Quite like Final Fantasy 10.

Thoughts?
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Think I'll have to join Labour now
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>>62173380
Unless things go really badly, I don't think so. Humans seem so able at being greedy and surviving at the same time.

My biggest problems with people is that they think selfishness is better than collaboration. A cat can see that collaboration (i.e., approaching humans and being nice to them) is better than being alone.
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>>62173452
Yungen is the best looking in the game
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>>62173538
whats stopping you
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Anyone play Banished here

Why is my population aging so rapidly, despite having a sufficient number of houses as well as a food surplus? Do I need more firewood or something? No one's cold though
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>>62173334
Too late, Lad
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This Pokemon Go craze is kind of making me want to play the games and watch the films again.

The First Movie and 2000 are the GOAT pokemon films
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>>62173580
lower the game speed
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>>62173547
Yeah I'd defo suck him off
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>>62173538
15 is coming out soon innit
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>any premise can be made interesting if it's executed well enough
bit of truth for you lads
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I hate
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>>62173547
>implying
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>>62173657
niggers and pakis
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wish soph would give me a kiss xx
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>>62173615
allow it blud thats dark

Is world war 3 gonna happen?
I'm too young to die ngl
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Really makes you think
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>>62173532
meh
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>>62173697
a muslim woman????
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>>62173673
why
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>>62173654
only if it's non-fiction

don't see the point of fiction, waste of time
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>>62173697
hmm i wonder why they added that in
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Well?
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>>62173432
At least it's smart, gotta give them that. Have no idea how the universe could produce something that relatively understands itself.
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>>62173697

sounds like optimus prime really lost it haha x
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>>62173722
No.
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>>62173709
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>>62173709
>UKIP, party of the benders
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Currently discussing the Nice attack with an Algerian-French woman, I feel so progressive right now
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>>62173697
good lad, making sure she gets to paradise
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bit pissed off about the pokemon go serves being down
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>>62173729
imagine shagging them
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>>62173742
do NOT sully the good name of the primes
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>>62173763
#NotAllMuslims
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Asked a muslim woman to apologize for the nice attack

She said "nothing to do with me"

A mealy mouthed reply
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>>62173751
all replicants
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>>62173697
Should've invested in some bollards 2bh
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>>62172970

3 for £20 in asda m80
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>>62173815
>apologize
fuck off yank
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>>62173775
Caught a hypno right before and hatched my first egg
I can live without for a bit desu, keep us updated tho yea?
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>>62173409
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjiES2aUMqs

based
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Just replied to someone with nothing but 'No.' because I disagreed with him.

If this were Facebook and I were a fit girl who gets away with being bitchy because I'm fit, I'd have a lot of likes on that post.
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>>62173775
I'm level 5 now, which team should I choose? was thinking instinct
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bit gay
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Diagnosis scrotrot
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>>62173409
Karen dess~!
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>>62173868
No.
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might start playing the euromillions

could do with an extra 10,000,000 quid
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>>62173872
i went mystic purely because most of the gyms in my area are red cunts so thought itd more be interesting trying to take them down instead of join them and hardly anyone seems to be on instinct
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>>62173401
With no survivors
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>>62173914
How do you get pokemon combat points up? fighting in gyms?
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How long 'til sunshine pushes Tim to far and he shoots up the building
Hmm....
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>28
>never kissed a girl

even the biggest neckbeard fedora loser would look at me in horror
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>>62173854
yeah, take THAT Stormzy!!
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Don't play Pokemon Go

Can someone explain why the blues and reds hate each other so when the logical choice would be to team up and rend the yellows several new arseholes?
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Business idea: Slow down to 30mph as you approach the exit of the slip road despite there being no traffic on your right
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Fucking hell I thought I got banned from pokemon go for spoofing but it turns out the entire thing is down hahaha
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>>62173969
How did you get that far without at least a kiss?
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someone link me tims channel please I forgot it
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>>62173751
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>>62173969
Pay a girl. I plan on doing that eventually
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>>62173971
>he's a paddyboo
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>>62174002
Autism
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>>62174002
Ugly + weird + avoidant personality. A lot easier than you think actually.
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rank the Happenings of 2016 so far

for me:

1. Brexit
2. Roach coup
3. Belgium bombing
4. Nice truck
5. Labour party crashing
6. Orlando shooting
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>>62173972
a lot of blood been spilt 4 dis turf.. wes stains massif and da eass
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does Tim have relatives or anyone to check up on him and make sure he doesn't go completely off the rails?
>>
>>62174058
Game of Thrones season 6 should be number 1
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>>62173532
Is that a gay orthafox jew behind them?
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>>62173959
already happened
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>>62172313
Bullshit mate. That is equivalent to 560mg of diazepam, you'd have blacked out by now considering xanax is instant action.

Xanax is shit anyway
>>
>>62174063

>Stains

hm don't think this is right
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>>62174064
He derailed a LONG time ago paddy, the eviction is gonna be like launching his train in to space
>>
life is unkind at the best of times
>>
Who is this Tim fellow?
>>
might get overwatch, how is it lads?
>>
>>62173959
Slightly concerned over Tim doing something crazy before he gets evicted 2bh.
>>
>>62172653
Was she drunk/high?
>>
got called racist in brumby's
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>>62174132
your mam


ahaha i got him lads
>>
>>62174058
how do you rank the belgium bombing over the nice or even orlando thing? dont get that desu
>>
>>62174163
:(
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>>62174153
no
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>>62174192
didn't mean it ha x :P XD lol
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Did a very painful fart

feels like I've had barbed wire pulled out my anus
>>
>>62174218
Similar feeling to after I've shagged you?
>>
is it gay to fuck a preop transboy
>>
just sent a VERY risque message lads

*Screams*
>>
>>62174248
if you're fucking anything than a full on man it isn't gay
>>
>>62174165
it was much bigger news tbqh, you just remember Nice and Orlando more because they're recent, and forgot about Belgium because it was a while ago now
>>
can't believe I've gained 130lbs since January. might lay off the freddo bars for a bit
>>
Do you ever hear on the news about a guy like lining 4 teens up at knifepoint and shagging them all and you think thats sick but fuck he must have been in pure ecstasy fucking them
>>
>>62174248
nah
>>
>>62174267
""""""he"""""" has a vagina
>>
>>62174058
Roach coup was a bigger happening than Brexit 2bh mate if it would have succeeded Turkey would be Secular which would mean Islamic Ray Guns chimping out in Turkey and starting a war in Turkey. An Islamic war in Turkey is too close to our doorsteps it'd spill over into ex-Ottaman countries with significant Muzzie populations; Bosnia, Bulgaria, Romania and Albania.

Would be good banter though because now we've left EU all the refugees would literally swarm Europe much bigger than last time
>>
>>62174290
that's fine then
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>>62174268
no i quite visibly remember not caring as much about the brussels bombings
>>
>>62174269
Rich cunt atleast you can afford to get fat eating freddo bars fuck off
>>
>>62174248
"Preop" is a pretty problematic word 2bh, if she says she's a woman then she's a woman end of story. It's not gay
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>>62174316
>visibly

think you mean vividly luv x
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>mfw a notherner calls ketchup "red sauce" near me
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>>62174269
crikey that's a lot of muscle
>>
Cause you know I got that fire, yung leandoer can't expire
We walked in this, they sound like a choir
Bitch I'm smokin' spirit flowers
Cause you know it takes me higher
>>
>>62174316
personal reaction then i guess

americans getting shot is nothing special to me, and Nice didn't have the same effect after France has been attacked twice recently already

Belgium meanwhile had good chunks of airports blowing the fuck up
>>
>>62174340
I call it tomato sauce most of the time
>>
>hasn't even read it
*continues screaming*
>>
>>62174340
>ketch up
>red sauce
It's tomato sauce you fucking benders
>>
>have sex
>put a finger in her mouth
>she bites it really really hard
ugh
>>
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Cheeky banter
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>>62174340
What southern softy shithole did you crawl out of, my man? Let's fucking sit on the tube not daring to make eye contact because, my god, another fucking human being. Oh, got to dilute my lager with a quarter of lemonade because I don't dare have too much fun. What would mother think? I'm a vegan, you know, and quite frankly, I think meat is absolutely barbaric!

The North of England is the height of civilisation, you stupid cunt, where the savagery of humanity meets the peak of industrialisation and they collide. Couldn't the prissy little blond haired southern cunt handle the banter? I've been to the South, once was enough, and everyone looked the same, sounded like bank managers and when you nodded at them as you passed politely on the street, they looked down at their feet, ashamed of themselves for not being real men.
>>
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>>62173907
SUPERB post
>>
>>62174269
Same lad, I always go into local small shop and they have the chocolate behind the counter somi ask for four freddos and four caramel freddos for 2 euro in total, sometimes dip the freddo in tea as well to make them nice and moist.
>>
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How do I get one of these?
>>
>>62174340
brown sauce and red sauce lad
>>
>>62174445
don't shave for decades
>>
>>62174445
what brand of chicken is this?
>>
got myself addicted to opiates cause some anon on /brit/ posted a guide on how to seperate the iburoprofen from morphine out of nurofen haha what am I like
>>
Can someone post the pic of tims enemy the dentist coming up the stairs ive an absolutely devilish photoshop job planned
>>
You have enemies, good. That means you stood up for something at some point in your life.
>>
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>>62174452
HP sauce and Ketchup you cretin
>>
>>62174428
>Let's fucking sit on the tube not daring to make eye contact because, my god, another fucking human being.

If you start a conversation with a stranger on a train you're mentally ill.
>>
UK Regional Accent poll:

What words do you use for the following?

cold
pleased
gym shoes
an infant
a friend
to be/get drunk
lacking money
attractive
to play truant
>>
>>62174465
Doesnt that make you constipated
>>
>>62174514
cold
pleased
gym shoes
an infant
a friend
to be/get drunk
lacking money
attractive
to play truant
>>
>>62174507
>brand name
kys
>>
Business Idea: Fill the channel tunnel with concrete and the english channel with sharks
>>
>>62174514
What other words could you possible use to replace "cold"
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ercZXMjZosw
>>
>>62174437
Can't stand chocolate lad, don't know how you do it. Haven't eaten any in almost a year.
>>
>>62174529
was going to do this too
>>
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>>62174539
>>
what the fuck lads, there was a big clump of strands of bright pink felt in my bellend, like really bright pink and i certainly have no boxers in that shade
>>
>>62174157
What for lad?
>>
>>62174514

>cold
Baltic
>pleased
Loving it
>gym shoes
Gutties
>an infant
wee kid
>a friend
wee lad
>to be/get drunk
banjaxed/steaming/polaxed/
>lacking money
Skint
>attractive
Wee minx
>to play truant
Go on the beak
>>
>>62174542
Why not? It tastes nice
>>
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>there are actual girls with breasts and fannies reading this thread RIGHT NOW
>>
>>62174514

nippy
buzzin
trainers
baby(?)
m8
plastered
skint
peng ting
skyvin
>>
>>62174052
Stop being weird and stop avoiding women then
>>
>>62174465
went to rehab because of opiates dont fuck too much wit that
>>
>>62174514
freezing
happy
trainers
kid
mate
get leathered/plastered
skint
hot
schaive
>>
dont give a fuck about none of yous
>>
>>62174579
Im a girl btw
>>
>>62174514
Chilly
Pleased
Trainers
Child
Mate
Pissed
Skint
Fit
Skive
>>
r8 my rap lads

*boom boom tsshhh, boom boom tsshhh*
Yo!! Nigga sayn what?
I'm bad as fuck nah bitch I like fuck you
where my niggas at yo bitch I'm hot
shit fucking ass shit repizentin the north south side crew up in this cock town yo waheyy I have a headache and am going to lie down for a bit

word to your mother
>>
>>62174514
cold
pleased
plimsolls
Baby?
m8
to be/get pissed/steaming
skint
fit
skiving
>>
>>62174543
kind of wished you had because i want to answer it seriously now :x
>>
>>62174533
Do you call it Coke or Cola? Shut up you twat
>>
>>62174514
cold
buzzing
trainers
infant
mate
steaming
skint
fit
wagging
>>
haven't eaten yet today desu
>>
>>62174610
tell me what you would answer, I'll do it
>>
>>62174576
Just doesn't appeal to me. I used to eat it, feel better without it now but at the start I used to crave for it.
>>
>>62174514
freezing
happy
guddies
kid (wee'un in my case 2bh)
a mate
to get blocked
skint
nice lookin
skiving
>>
>>62174606
>>62174600
>>62174529
>>62174543
Kill yourselves middle-class poofters who think they are aristocrats.
>>
>>62174514

freezin'
chuffed
treads
tyke
lad
cunted
skint
willy raising
wagging it
>>
>>62174514
Not brit, doing it anyways

Cold
happy
sneakers
kid
bud/buddy
drinking
broke
nice
skipping
>>
>>62174514
cold but pronounced "cauld"
well chuffed
trainers
wean
m.w.i
skint
a shag
dogging it
>>
>>62174574
Thought we were the only ones who said Baltic

>>62174514
Bit cold out
Good stuff
Gym shoes? Shoes?
Child, babee
Lad chap
Session, sesh, piss up
Skint
Some are on her
Too hungover for ten aside gaa
>>
Hard, tough, ruthless, masculine — the words often used to describe Hollywood’s 1941 detective classic The Maltese Falcon are also terms found in gay erotica to depict the male organ.
>>
>>62174655
t. LondonDerry
>>
*woop woop*

I think that is the sound of the police
>>
>>62174514
Do any of you actually speak english?
>>
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took 100mg of valium and a bottle of whiskey and dont feel nuthin.....
>>
Reminder that Manchester has more poofs in it than Brighton. The north is more gay and has more closet gays.
>>
>>62174638
>>62174655
Ballymena bai
>>
>>62174639
Go die in a mine you northern ape
>>
>>62174633
ok :3

>>62174514
chilly
happy
trainers or daps
child/kid
mate
pissed
skint
fit
skyving
>>
>>62174514
cold
happy
trainers
child
mate
drunk
poor
fit
lazy cunt
>>
>>62174676
He's literally from probably 40 miles north of you ya mong
>>
>>62174514
cold
chuffed
trainers
kid
mate
plastered
skint
fit
skiving
>>
>>62174639
?
>>
>>62174706
Scattash
>>
Real talk: Jackass is the funniest show ever
>>
>>62174514
cauld
chuffed
gym shoes
waen
mate
steamin
skint
bumbaclart
doggin
>>
>>62174754
Father Ted
>>
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>Calling sneakers "trainers"
>>
one glass of wine for the risotto

the rest... for me! hahahah
*glug glug glug*
>>
>>62174754
nah man childs being an childs
>>
>>62174787
why did you sneak off before i give you a smack
>>
this world shows me no affection
we'll make the final connection
>>
>>62174758
t. manchester paki
>>
>>62174758
>doggin

>>62174787
training shoes not sneaking shoes
>>
>>62174686
I just popped six xans and qualude.
>>
>>62174821
not at all you foolish nonce
>>
>>62174787
>calling them anything other than "shoes"
Hmm...
>>
>>62174787
My Dad still calls them "training shoes"
>>
>>62174787

>sneakers

do you use them for sneaking?
>>
>>62174847
when's his big 150th lad hahahahaha
>>
>>62174834
That's stupid.
>>
>>62174514
>cold
freezing
>pleased
chuffed
>gym shoes
nikes
>an infant
kid
>a friend
mate/bruv/blud
>to be/get drunk
pissed
>lacking money
skint
>attractive
>to play truant
>>
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>>62174787
How much sneaking do you do mate?
>>
>>62174864
You're Canadian
>>
>>62174793
>>62174847
>>62174849
FOB
>>
compilation of the best answers:

baltic
buzzing
treads
tyke
wee lad
cunted
skint
willy raising
wagging
>>
>gym shoes
pumps desu
>>
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>>62174787
>callling them anything but "runners"
>>
>>62174872

New

Brits OUT
>>
>>62174910
>7 (You)s
EXTREMELY good lad
>>
>>62174884
That's right. Bow you shits
>>
Normie scum make me cry
They won't be laughing when they die
Though the heckle me and laugh
I'll dissolve them in the bath
No more getting picked on by gangs of hoods
I'll bury them out in the woods
Blacks cunts fucking stink
The way they get on really makes you think
Day of rope is coming soon
Red blood under white moon


>>62174793
good post
>>
>>62174514
cold
pleased
plimsolls
small human
chum
gazebo'd
financially challenged
*rude hand gesture*
enjoying a life of leisure
>>
Proper link

>>62174872
>>62174872
>>62174872

N E W

>>62174872
>>62174872
>>62174872
>>
>>62174514
baltic
chuffed
trainers
kid
lad
mortaled
skint
fit
skive

where am i from, cunts?
>>
>>62175821
Einneskillen
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