No brits allowed edition
breaking the rules
/lat/
I fingered Saoirse Ronan when we were 15 outside a teenage disco in Carlow. Can't believe she got famous.
Poland
>breaking the rules
legalise weed or i swear i'll do something we'll all regret
i swear on me nan
what would happen if I started taking testosterone
What's it like to get naked with a girl for the first time lads?
Normie scum make me cry
They won't be laughing when they die
Though the heckle me and laugh
I'll dissolve them in the bath
No more getting picked on by gangs of hoods
I'll bury them out in the woods
Blacks cunts fucking stink
The way they get on really makes you think
Day of rope is coming soon
Red blood under white moon
Business idea: teach myself to drive
>>62174986
What could he possibly need so many fedoras for?
>>62174996
your hair will fall out and your willy will shrink
>>62174999
Nerve racking but exciting too
Im a cis/pan/poly lefty lady looking for friendship or a strictly non-monogamous relationship with an interesting person of any gender
>>62174996
you'll grow another bollock
>>62174999
pretty nice
>>62175028
Sounds like you've got autipsm mate
>>62174999
awkward when teenager
more okay when adults
gonna change from tomorrow lads, been looking at this edgy shade of grey for like 3 years
what're your recommendations lads?
>>62174999
You cum 3 seconds after she starts removing her blouse
VICELAND have set up a hotline and i could say a funny message and get on tele. What should I say lads
>>62175060
At least I can spell.
>>62175066
Photon
>>62175066
WHAT
>>62175035
>>62175061
wasn't awkward for me at all at first tbqh
>>62175066
go for walks and drink lots of water
>>62174944
My girls.
yummy mummy with three beautiful darlings looking for tall, athletic man with a car to treat me like the princess I am
No time wasters, If you are under 6"2 swipe left
>>62175125
dont care
>>62175111
its more awkward laughing and sensuality
>>62175093
the orange clashes with the background colour and it's triggering me
>>62175117
lol
>>62174872
>>62174986
>>62175060
What does pashing a slag feel like boys?
Nothing cures a hangover like more alcohol
help a person out what should I say
>>62175131
*trips over tie and lands in a heap on the floor*
Is having a gf as comfy as it seems?
>>62175184
vegan fool enjoy your GMOs and xenoestrogens
>>62175090
AuTIPsm you runt
Wasted on you
>>62175184
She needs a good shagging straight up the shitter, that'll put her right
What does happiness feel like?
Anyone here interested in playing hockey? I myself travel from galway to Belfast to play and train, not getting home till around 4/5am I play for a team based in Dublin.
Be great to get a few interested.
>>62175184
They look very nice, they am also in London and a vegan, are them free this weekend?
>>62175184
Say you are a bender just to get in there lad
Then shag her when she's drunk
>>62175223
Are vegan shitters better or worse for anal?
>>62175229
bags of sand
>>62175125
hi yummy mummy, i'm 6"2/3 and am very much interested in you. though i am a virgin i have had the opportunity to have sex 8 (EIGHT) TIMES and am saving myself for someone special. message me!
t. lisicki's good looking 190cm master race tall lover
>>62175211
I've just been told it has it's up and downs and is grim when they hurt ya
>>62175229
Feels alright but I prefer self pity DESU
>>62175236
have you seen kev play hockey?
>he says "idiot" instead of "eejit"
>he says "awk" instead of "ach"
>he says "scared" instead of "asacared"
>he says "face" instead of "bake"
>he says "good" instead of "beezer"
>he says "how are you" instead of "bout ye"
>he says "grow up" instaed of "catch yerself on"
>he says "excellent" instead of "cracker"
>he says "walk" instead of "dander"
>he says "cigarettes" instead of "fegs"
>he says "that annoys me" instead of "does my head in"
>he says "messing about" instead of "faffin' about"
>he says "throw" instead "fire"
>he says "hold" instead of "haul"
>he says "rummage" instead of "hoak"
>he says "ice-cream" instead of poak"
>he says "are you ready" instead of "is that you?"
>he says "lucky" instead of "jammie"
>he says "car" instead of "jam jar"
>he says "keeping look-out" instead of "keeping dick"
>he says "boring bastard" instead of "melter"
>he says "unattractive person" instead of "minger"
>he says "ugly girl" instead of "munter"
>he says "friend" instead of "mucker"
>he says "off-license" instead of "offie"
>he says "fat lip" instead of "pastie-lip"
>he says "drunk" instead of "cream-crackererd"
>he says "angry" instead of "ragein"
>he says "disgusting" instead of "ratten"
>he says "embarassed" instead of "scundered"
>he says "flee" instead of "runner"
>he says "he is a nice guy" instead of "ach he's sound like"
>he says "speak" instead of "spake"
>he says "potatoes" instead of "spuds"
>he says "to" instead of "till"
>he says "small" instead of "wee"
>he says "shit" instead of "wick"
Fuck sake youse are all wick completely scundered for yes
>>62175266
that is a rather apt image
>>62175266
They're Irish
>>62175229
feels good but the crash is horrible
>>62175236
Where abouts in Belfast? field hockey or ice? I can't skate but im near the ice bowl desu
>>62175184
fuck off yank
>>62175251
worse. more plant fiber means messier shits. more animal protein gives you a more solid shit.
>>62175292
stfu barely anyone even uses half those terms you fuckin bampot.
>>62175312
left: munter
right: cute
>>62175125
Hello
I have just arrived from Nigeria and am looking for a wife
despite all my rage i am still just a neet in a cage
>>62174954
>I'll dissolve them in the bath
>No more getting picked on by gangs of hoods
>I'll bury them out in the woods
Literally an oxymoron. Can't even do poetry neither mind walk to the shops without getting picked on you loner haha.
t. normie
>>62175339
wrong way round
>>62175300
same thing
worried about lorry crime lads
>>62175312
Check out zero-tits McGee on the right
>>62175332
Fuck up your Ma wears Fila trackies. Also where are you referring to?
>>62175292
beezer post
>>62175328
A more solid shit would make the arsehole stretch more, preparing it for the anal intercourse, yes?
Then for those of us with dinky wieners, perhaps we should go for vegan arses to achieve the pleasant tightness of anal we desire
>>62175362
right back at u cunt
>>62175391
ANYWHERE
Someone posts the ulsterman wearing the flag smoking with sunglasses on
>>62175359
They're two seperate groups, the hoods that pick on me are getting buried, and the normies are getting disolved
>>62175424
They do in my neck of the woods a neat little town called Belfast
>>62175410
sure, if you like getting poo on your willy, go for a vegan who shits diarrhea everyday
>>62174872
good edition, brits have ruined /brit/ 2bh
why does booze give me weird dreams?
why does booze make me wake up multiple times a night?
why does booze make me wake up feeling still tired?
I prefer weed
>tfw doxed qt i had been talking with
>tfw she was more impressed than creeped out
>tfw she wants to meet up in winter
what do i do when i don't have the safety of the internet to let me take time to come up with witty responses to what she says guys
>>62175432
just figured out why there's so much variation in the biological world lads
yanks refuse to believe me lol
>>62175459
Fair enough mate. Why don't you just work-out and get big and beat the shit out of them? 30 push-ups a day is all it takes for bigger arms and chest and shoulders
normie brother is listening to music loudly and has friends over
>>62175487
wtf
>>62175528
all me
>>62175502
Cheers big man;
>>62175518
>>62175487
just smile when you meet and don't be awkward mate jesus
>>62175528
shut up nerd haha
>>62175535
i missed out some context
she asked me to dox her to see if i could, and mentioned the meeting before that
still nervous
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Eo5TL5HR2j
Is there money to be made in Tim tribute acts
>>62175474
I enjoy the sloppy warmth of your sister's poop on my silly willy
Enjoying the Kevposting renaissance.
Paid fucking £3 for a box of Krave cereal and it tastes like arse
just back from climbing croagh patrick
fuck me was that hard
Hmm...
Starting to think the Earth might be flat lads
>>62175487
You're that beta that was posting his messages to Molly yesterday aren't you? Also most girls don't like wit really most of them like talking about feelings. Just talk about feelings with girls mate to win, girls are quite slow and not as witty so might look at you funny if she doesn't get what you said.
>>62175487
She sounds like just as much of a spacker as you are, should get along like runts in a blender.
>>62175575
why are you back
>>62175593
the kevposting renaissance was when everyone said he was lisicki to do his nut in 2bh
>>62175575
howling
Do Hey Jude next
might set up a troll twitter a/c and just post the most ridiculous lefty SJW nonsense imaginable
seems like it would be fun
>>62175575
When he stabs the dentist maybe
>>62175487
Sounds like an ambush to me mate.
>>62175582
alright, that's it, you gotta go buddy
*picks you up by the armpits and marches you out*
>>62175632
>haha I was only pretending to be retarded
>>62175632
Give an example of what you were thinking of posting
![the-last-kingdom-alfred-david-dawson[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/FuVBoY0.jpg "the-last-kingdom-alfred-david-dawson[2].jpg")
dont give a fuck anymore, deus vult and all that
>>62175572
that makes a lot more sense
It's pronounced Ah-loom-min-um. NOT Ah-loo-min-ee-um. Big dumb stupid idiots.
first week of work in 5 months
>>62175184
>jewish vegan transgender
@62175691
ok
>>62175691
two different words
reminder that canadians are yanks and must be treated as such
do not entertain the notion
>>62175691
Y*nks are starting to get to Canada lads, should deploy some boots on the ground and secure it for the Queen before they get too out of hand
>>62175734
*treats it to dinner and drinks*
>>62175730
post your finest memes lads
smoking a ciggy
>>62175487
post messages so you can get a second opinion laddy
>>62175666
It were just a laugh mate let me go I promise I won't insult his sister's smelly arse anymore
>>62175184
See if this works
>>62175615
Fuck away off Cronin you wee turd pusher.
>>62175789
cringe
>>62175599
Well duh, you don't actually think anyone's been to space, do you? I mean really
>No aliens
Doesn't seem legit desu
*hugs you against your will*
>>62175679
dunno. thinking a lot of #NotAllMuslims-type stuff. and LGBT(insert another 20 acronyms here) and 'die cis scum' stuff too
>>62175860
*pretends to try to escape but is actually very comfy*
![532697463[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/79g0uOZ.jpg "532697463[1].jpg")
fuckin tune lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ycxq1oj3hcY
>>62175860
*gets an erection*
>>62175789
>49% match
misogynist bigot check your privilege
>>62175860
*pops an awkward stiffy*
>>62175830
>implying it doesn't work
>>62175830
cringe.gov.uk
>>62175604
that isn't me and i don't actually visit /brit/ often, but yeah i can get on board with the faux-sensitive shit thanks
>>62175608
rude
>>62175645
huh
>>62175775
it'd be a few hours of logs so nah
but she basically mentioned she was stopping in london before another flight (yes she's international) and wanted to spend the day there
>>62175631
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0iIvMmkV8W9
>>62175860
*hugs you against your willy*
>>62175620
nah that was the kev antiquity, thats how the whole thing started
middle ages was the edits/youtube videos/boards.ie stalking
haent seen anything like a renaissance yet in my public opinion
>>62175902
me on the left
>>62175898
actually wanna sign up for that but don't want to risk anyone i know seeing me on it
>>62175923
SCREECHING
turn on bbc
timmy shot up a school bus
Churchill bankrupted the British Empire and handed half of Europe over to Communist Stalin. Churchill was a Zionist tool
>>62175915
Sure it wasn't, callum
>>62175974
didnt he want to nuke the ussr?
Poor Tim, he needs help desu
>>62175923
lmao
>>62175902
>the fat girl they keep around to feel better about themselves
>literally can't even wear a normal swimsuit because she's so fat
i cant take you out
cause im never out
i go inside my house and i shut them out
*hands out capri suns*
stay hydrated boys
Ulster I'm in Edinburger. How's the test boost coming on big man? You splitting rocks yet Hercules?
>>62176026
Haha
Post important thinkers
>>62176045
Flab is all firmed up lad got a well hard stomach and joocy dad forearms
>>62176050
Literally liberal college indoctrinated thinking tier.
>>62175962
just do it mate, if they see you on it (which they probably won't) the worst they can do is take the piss out of you for, what, wanting to have companionship in your life? if they aren't in a relationship you can then call them sad and lonely and if they are they can't be taking the piss for you wanting to be in one too tbf
>Your County
>Do you support Paki murder?
risky business idea: let's watch Risky Business starring the evergreen Tom Cruise
>>62176050
I don't take advice from weed smokers
>>62175923
The signature Tim sliding the number one thing they tell you not to do in voice lessons
business idea: prevent the ultra-ultra-rich from forming and overriding democracy
>>62176089
define "murder"
What is it called when you throw toilet paper on a house?
What is a bubbly carbonated drink called?
What do you call gym shoes?
What do you call your grandparents?
What do you call the wheeled contraption in which you carry groceries at the supermarket?
What is the thing you change the TV channel with?
>>62176097
Rebecca DeMornay is GOAT
>>62175923
inadequate technique iah
you're just doing a very slow vibrato, tim is basically hitting the mute button on his vocal cords over and over really fast
not so much "HeEeEeEy JuUuUuDE" as "HE E E E Y JU U U UDE"
>>62176106
I don't take advice from cocksuckers
>>62176125
Business idea: pockets on hats
>>62176126
What do you understand when somebody mentions the word "murder"
>>62176137
throwing toilet paper on a house
bubbly carbonated drinks
gym shoes
grandparents
wheeled contraption in which groceries (foy) are carried
tv channel changer
>>62176137
TP
pop
trainers
grandad/grandma
trolley
remote
Business idea :make opchan. Only op would be posted there, no replies
>>62175970
Holy shit, really?!?
>>62176137
dunno
pop
pls be original
nanny and grandad
trolley
zapper
>>62176137
not american so i don't do that
juice
gym shoes
grandad/gran
trolly
remote
>>62176075
Ticket. See your beard thicken out?
>>62176137
TP
soft drink
dunno, trainers? plimsolls? dont know what the fuck you fucking mean
nana/grandad
trolley
remote
>>62176122
>>62175966
>>62176026
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1tFTmGDoLKU
>>62176143
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0tr0BOfQfxv
>>62176137
TPing
pop
SNEAKERS
Nanny and papa
Kart
Remote
>>62175923
Tim is tone deaf and doesn't change the pitch of his voice m8
>>62175970
no casualties reported
shooter allegedly said 'why the fuck did I do this on a saturday?'
>>62176089
No pakis are very good friends
>>62176211
excellent
cant wait to see future improvements
>>62176137
What is it called when you throw toilet paper on a house?
Being a shitebag
What is a bubbly carbonated drink called?
Fizzy juice
What do you call gym shoes?
Gutties
What do you call your grandparents?
Coffin dodgers
What do you call the wheeled contraption in which you carry groceries at the supermarket?
trolley
What is the thing you change the TV channel with?
mokecantrol
>Calling shopping karts "trolleys"
You'd think the people who spawned the English language could actually speak it correctly
>>62176227
is this some kind of cruel, sick joke?
>Kart
>>62176267
fuck up wank
I don't understand. To pull off a military coup you must be almost certain you can do it otherwise you are absolutely fucked.
So why the fuck did 3000 soldiers think they could pull it off? Why were they so fucking stupid?
>>62176137
>What is it called when you throw toilet paper on a house?
bilking
>>62176226
Nah it's cause he's schizophrenic. Schizophrenics have a monotone voice.
>>62176298
probably assumed the rest of the military or at least a good enough chunk would follow suit
>>62176298
Apparently the soldiers didnt even know what was going on, they got told it was a terrorist attack or some shit.
>>62176166
>>62176175
>>62176195
>>62176198
>>62176201
>>62176220
>>62176258
It's "fizzy drink" you Americanised mongos
im off my nut
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Ya9WGd36Ym
kind of hard to not sing
>>62176275
want to ejaculate in their fannies
>>62176279
Yes
>>62176298
I still dont understand whats going on
theres a video on facebook of a tank smashing into a crowd of Turks
literally what is happening
*throws rocks at no 10 downing streets windows*
everyone stay indoors, i am assuming governance of the united kingdom
>>62176328
it's a "noose" you fucking anal felching bastard
Thanks to /brit/, I legitimately get triggered whenever I hear anyone use an americanism, such as sneakers, groceries or gasoline lads
>>62176371
VERY good lad
>>62176050
10 Commandments lad
>>62176332
lovely, just lovely
>>62176137
Is that even a thing?
Soda
Trainers
Nan and Granddad
Grocery Wheely
Buzz-buzz
>>62176371
Hang yourself continental ape
>>62176371
What do they call groceries? Shoppyfoodsnozzles?
>>62176364
*SHOOTS YOU FUCKING DEAD*
>>62176084
probably wouldn't have much success since im pretty socially awkward anyway. have you used it?
>>62176298
>doesn't know how coups work
Basically you just need a big force to start some trouble and then try and get your message across and hope that the public feel the same way as you do and join arms with you.
They thought the public would help them as probably because there was a successful coup in Turkey 30 years ago.
Hitler literally done a coup to gain power with even less, not even army just private guards and a few political party members and friends.
>>62176371
Does Switzerland live up to the memes?
>>62176371
One of my friends said "diaper" instead of nappy the other day and I said fuck off yank under my breath
>>62176371
>when karen uses americanisms
>>62176137
Don't have a word for this, I've only ever seen it in yank tv programmes.
Fizzy drink
Trainers
Grandad is dead, dad's mum and dad are long dead too, but Nonie and Grandee (don't ask)
Trolley
Bonker
>>62176137
tp
soda
sneakers
grandma grandpa
shopping cart
remote
Heading down to the gas station hopefully I'll pick up mail on the way and buy a soda pop at the store
>>62176137
Not an autistic yank, so don't do that.
Fizzy drink or pop. (most people just refer to it as what ever the brand name is though)
Trainers I'm pretty sure, Although I've never heard anyone really categorise them, just call them shoes tbf.
Grandad, Grandma (for my dads side), Nana (for my mums side).
Trolley
Controller
why is /brit/ full of absolute wanks right now
>>62176408
>Soda
What are you doing in the UK my American friend?
>>62176421
Bin yourself you Can'tnadian
>>62176475
boring as fuck
Absolutely bilking
>>62176441
Do you live in london
>>62176476
A
>>62176267
FOY
coating my finger in arse juice then huffing the smell
>>62176137
TPing
Pop
Runners or sneakers
Grandma and Grandpa
Shopping cart
Clicker or remote, sometimes "channel changer"
>>62176408
>Soda
Tried to catch Pokedudes today but the servers were FUGGED
>>62176298
It was a false flag
>>62176479
Not going anywhere
>>62176408
>Soda
Fuck off yank
Is it weird to not have cried in nearing two years?
Think I'm emotionally shut down and I need to.
soviet science kino
They call it Berkshire because it's full of Berks haha
>>62176548
there was a turk in a thread saying this like an hour after the coup started
>>62176371
Top lad
>>62176332
nice attempt
>>62176427
nah but i tell you what lad, you recognise my leddit flag i assume, if it goes tits up with my friend tomorrow i'll make an account and give it a go
otherwise, even if you are socially awkward, that doesn't really matter in text format much, if you like each other from text and pictures it doesn't take much to go from there
>>62176371
Top lad
>>62176566
Men don't cry.
>>62176573
*cuts your dog's head off without killing it*
>>62176580
berkshire hunt
