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Tsuuuu edition
this specific girl from west london
ahaha fuck france alberto barbosa always wins
doing a smashing pumpkins listen
>>61966013
good edition
>Apply to jobs literally for years
>Don't even get rejection emails
>FINALLY got accepted for a full time job
>At 25 years old
>I'm 25 years old and earning £15k
What makes it more depressing is that I've actually been trying to find a job for years. If I had just been sitting on my arse doing nothing for years then I'd get what I deserve. But I've actually been trying and no one was willing to give me a chance until I was 25
tsu
Golly! A new thread gents! A new thread! Yes, Yes! Do come in. Make yourselves at home! I'll put the kettle on!
>>61965699
We have a constituency-based parliamentary system. The PM is and always has been the first among equals. What you're supporting is an american-style presidential party model, which is incompatible with our system. The failure of Corbyn to unite his party is proof of this
Theresa May:
Thoughts?
>>61966106
What are you working as?
>>61966106
better late than never
business idea: 4TB M2 SSDs
>>61966033
I'm a fan of that specific girl as well
Fucking hell lads I already miss ed, not sure how I'll cope without Dave
What books should I read so that my time away from work isn't a waste of time?
Only books that will improve my earning powers please.
>>61966084
good lad
>>61966106
what was on your CV when you were accepted at 25?
>>61966132
crap
mirth
>>61966181
Dave's last PMQs on Wednesday
I'm hoping for a brawl since he no longer needs to gie a fuck
>>61966039
hmm
want a cute twink bf to hang out with and pound his butt every night
>>61966184
programming stuff desu
I'M LITERALLY FUCKING LOGGING INTO WORK'S SYSTEMS RIGHT NOW AND WORKING I WILL BE RICH ONE DAY ROOOOO
remember that /brit/ map someone made where /brit/ posters put a tag thing on where they lived and it got spammed into oblivion because there was no limit on how many tags could be put down?
Might go to bed early lads, whatcha think?
>>61966258
all me
slam poetry is rap for white people
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UwfCu8oldTs&t=1m20s
>the first question
Jesus Christ. I lose all my hope sometimes.
Hello
I'm Shinji, and, I am a temperate drinker.
>>61966258
http://www.zeemaps.com/pub?group=1574396 this?
Rate my job interview outfit
>flatmate comes home after away with his gf
>internet no longer works for more than 10 minutes
ah yes very good
>>61966013
TSUUUUUUUUUU
>>61966033
I'm not that specific girl but I am from west london come over lad
>>61966337
No/10
>>61966106
What's your job now? What were you doing? Did you fall for the uni meme?
>>61966337
whats his fucking problem?
>>61966106
NEED to know what job
>>61966337
We'll be in touch / 10
>get so stressed out applying for graduate schemes ive started to avoid doing it
>>61966393
his problem is he's too much of a fucking lad
>>61966393
autism
>>61966408
Same. Well, fed up of rejection and the stress of interviews.
working a 9:5 makes me feel sad
absolutely shit having 5 days of your week taken away
>>61966337
why is he wearing nigger trousers
>>61966393
Chronicle autism
Had a moment of autism earlier and considered going to live in the alps
have now recovered
Other pic was from the other day.
This is me and my new boss
>>61966408
>graduate schemes
They are a meme unless you want to be a banker.
Is it weird that I like working?
I honestly get bored at home. I'd rather be earning money than doing nothing.
I'm moving house soon just to be within 1 mile of work so I can go in whenever I want. Honestly if they gave me an office I could sleep in and retire too when I want I'd never leave.
>>61966374
r u a billionaire
listening to music I made myself cause its fucking brilliant and I'm fucking brilliant too
>>61966474
bit edgy
>>61966484
looks like he's about to shit himself
>>61966466
Fuck you I work 9 to 530 and I still got enough left to blast out 2 hour sesh at the gym afterwards.
So you get 1 hour or half hour lunch breaks?
>>61966493
I only like working when I'm not doing it
What's her name?
>>61966488
but thats only way to get paid otherwise its 15k for the rest of your life.
>>61966493
do you have a gf and friends otuside of work?
>he doesn't wear a zoot suit to interviews
kek
>>61966528
how do you know what that looks like?
>>61966408
No worries lad, just take some time off
>>61966544
Theresa May
>>61966484
Is that a fucking vest?
>>61966544
Karol
>>61966555
Nope
>>61966527
didnt answer my question
>>61966562
>he doesn't smoke a zoot during interviews
kek
>>61966493
If you actually have a fun job or a career there's nothing wrong with that. If you are working a dead end job and still love it you have morphed into the worst kind of wagecuck.
So what do you do?
>>61966033
this 2bh
Is he gone then
>>61966544
Norfolk
>>61966530
9 to 5:30 with an hour break
absolute shit, i'd rather work 12 hour shifts three times a week and get 4 days of my week back
Getting my daily dose of Amos Yee lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGAU1ap1scc
>>61966544
Andrea
I'm 21 years old and I'm still a virgin, I've never even kissed a girl
Just repositioned my desk so when my new PC arrives next week I can keep the transparent panel facing outwards. I am also seated right next to the window instead of my desk being next to the window.
Its now raining against the window, and comfy AF
>>61966493
Na. I like working too
>>61966150
>>61966387
>>61966398
I'm the lad that got a job at HSBC. Posted before.
Better late than never but I feel like time is against me as I've only now got a job most people get when they are 18
>>61966645
I've never even seen a girl
>>61966530
>>61966609
8:30 to 5:30 here with my 48 hour work week rights waived haha
>>61966660
don't even know what a girl is
>>61966564
it's an icelandic expression
verbal expression, not facial expression
>>61966544
Who?
>>61966609
>12 hour shifts three times a week and get 4 days of my week back
been there done that
1 day is too tired to do anything
1 day doing all things you needed to do
1 day of joy
1 day dreading the slog for the next 3 days.
>>61966645
don't pull a Derrick Bird m8
>got nudes off 2 (two) qts today
>watching a film
>look to your left
>see this
Your response?
>>61966684
her.
>>61966599
>fun job or a career
Office management, you tell me.
I'm king of a domain of runts.
Is that guy who posted Namjoo still here? just wanted to say you have good taste, she's underrated
>>61966707
>Spent a whole 5 months easing my way into convincing a female friend to give me nudes without ruining the friendship
>Finally got the nudes
>INSTANTLY don't give a fuck anymore but she keeps trying to flirt/send nudes
>>61966687
as opposed to 5 days of work followed by one day of rest and another of dreading the coming week?
5 days a week is school tier, it's shit
>>61966719
>excuse me, could you put your fucking feet away? Cretin.
>>61966707
post em
>>61966493
i kind of hate it some times but if im off for a week or something im happy to get back, i need a structure in my life or i go to shit
>>61966719
if its a girl then sniff
rate the gf lads
>>61966719
can't go to the cinema anymore because of shit like this. people eating so fucking loudly, people talking on the phone, people talking during the film, kicking my seat, etc. it's fucking awful. I can watch it for free at home nice and comfy.
>>61966719
lick his toes. wont even have to ask him to put his feet down
>>61966605
literally this
I still have faith that UK will not leave the EU
It's the logical thing to do
>>61966493
I hate working AND not working
>>61966719
>Look to your left
>Image is facing the right
REEEEEE
Id support Theresa may if she'd spend her entire term as PM in character as Mallory Archer
>>61966770
slag/10
>>61966719
wonder why I'm sitting with my back to the screen
>Do you remember Walter playing cricket in the thunder and the rain?
>Do you remember Walter smoking cigarettes behind your garden gate?
>Yes, Walter was my mate
>But Walter, my old friend, where are you now?
>>61966759
i didnt screenshot lid
>>61966747
iktfb
>>61966791
nobody cares what foreigners think, fuck off
>>61966775
yanks btfo
>>61966770
>beer in a clear glass bottle
binned/10
Was there ever a better pair of lads in pmqs than cameron and miliband
>>61966544
maisie
>>61966804
So you want her to get fucked by Russia?
>>61966807
good post
>>61966530
>not working 24/7
Step up senpai
>>61966719
wonder why im sitting backwards to the screen
>>61966836
>i drink lager for the intense flavours
retard/10
Got man flu
RIP
>>61966747
>convincing a female friend to give me nudes without ruining the friendship
>friendship
thats not how friendship works
I've never got any nudes from the lads
>why yes, I only drink my beer from the most opaque of bottles
>>61966515
>portuguese children are more manly than french"""men"""
>>61966875
i thought you were a girl wtf
>>61966771
why not just tell the staff? that's what i'd do. rarely see anything like that here. apart from the loud popcorn eating and slurping drinks
>>61966870
gr8 b8 m8
>>61966900
That's what makes it so life-threatening
Lads would it be really autistic and unprofessional if I just went into the business owners office tomorrow and asked how I can make more money?
I don't want to be paid more money for the same job, I literally want more work.
I know it's supposed to be "unprofessional" to talk about money but I just need to get on with my career and make bank.
Backstory: I report directly to the business owner and we get on well, so it's not like I'm a faceless nameless runt walking into his office and he goes "who the fuck are you".
>>61966880
>I've never got any nudes from the lads
Heteronormies out
REEEEEEEE
wonder if there's some poor lad who's been posting in /brit/ for years and never got a (You)
me in the green
>>61966880
>I've never got any nudes from the lads
You never played ball or shaft with the lads?
>>61966880
you gay?
>>61966906
lager is literally shite fucking pleb, fuck off
>he got his job via nepotism
if you make jokes about 9/11 then you're an insensitive jerk
slags
l
a
g
s
>>61966914
>tfw my business's owner is The Queen
Civil service has it's downsides. Can't pull shit like this
>>61966936
no you fuck off
>>61966946
fuarkin' 'ell.
>>61966937
is there another way to get jobs? you didnt actually fall for the "being born to parents without contacts" meme did you? unbelievable
>>61966930
kek
>>61966914
from kpop to the simpsons
what a fall from grace
what has the janny done
>>61966605
dunno but i'm not banned yet lmao
*makes jokes about 9/11*
>>61966930
that's not true is it?
>>61966960
>OH LOOK AT ME I LIKE LAGERT HAHAHAH IM LOVEEE LAGER IT'S SO FLAVOURFUL
fucking autistic spacker
>>61966935
less of that derogatory language pls
>>61966914
He'll be impressed as fuck. Business owners love that type of shit. He'll help out too but it's easier if you see him about an idea you might have. That's if you can trust him. He may steal it or fire you if he thinks you're trying to jew him.
>>61966676
I spent 5 months working 830 to 6pm in an office that had no windows, in a department whos director was a literal retard who only got the position because he was the MDs son.
It was marketing, so I literally spent that time writing about garden sheds and wood paints. The managers were also all fat/old/ugly women who insisted on hiring only fat/ugly/old women as well. My supervisor was a moody old cunt as well.
Oh well at least when they shitcanned me they had me leave immediately with 1 months salary paid in advance in lieu of notice.
>>61966493
I hate my job but if I didn't have it I'd go insane
I have loads of holidays but don't know what to do with them because when I take them I'd just spend my time on /brit/
>>61966937
literally everyone i know from uni
>>61966930
heres your bracket
)
>>61966937
I got mine when I refused a second interview because I'd already found another, shitter job. The other candidate was still unemployed so they offered it to me.
Plastic singing gooks lads, your opinion?
>>61966946
where the fuck did those chebs come out of
>>61966914
are you the kpop poster?
>He cant drink Lager
lmao bit gay
>not liking both lager and ale depending on your mood and the weather
yeah fuck off, sperg.
britain belongs to PAKIS
>>61966935
yeah
>>61967029
quite like them tbqh
>DRINKING LITERALLY PISS COLOURED AND PISS TASTING DISGUSTING SHIT
off yourself
>>61966998
not derogatory if its a fact >>61967056
>>61966930
As someone whose shagged plenty of birds pulled from the nightclub I can tell you that is pure fucking bullshit.
what's the last thing that went through the minds of 9/11 jumpers?
their ankles
>>61967043
looks like an ale desu
>>61966985
>tfe get warned nearly every day
>>61967051
Texas belongs to MEXICANS
just came to the conclusion I like milky tea
thoughts?
I wanna run a marathon but can't really be arsed to do it
>>61967043
wat a faget
just explained the NHS to the brazilian gf and she said she liked it
dropped
>>61967101
*cums in your tea*
ereare, have a bit of that then
>As someone whose shagged plenty of birds pulled from the nightclub
>>61966946
>A slag with an actual pleasant to look at face
WOW
if you think lager is anything other than flavourless fizzy water alcohol that you drink cold as a refreshment you have no idea what you are talking about
>Watching my staff on CCTV
>There's a piece of work that's been sitting for 10 minutes
>One of them just went to make a cup of tea
at the end of the day you'd think a man who can't pull a pint doesn't deserve to be prime minister
getting utterly wankered
>>61967078
you win this round """herts"""
Lads I literlaly got my job through some sheer luck.
>Straight out of uni no relevant, proper experience
>Get invited to interview as a wild card
>Guy with loads of experience gets turned down because he's seen as two nerdy by two women on the panel
>Girl with more experience gets rejected because the two women thought she was too flirtatious / would make them look bad
>I got the job because I wasn't a threat to anybody
unbelieveable luck.
i liked that carling or carlsberg whichever one it was
>>61967100
aye
I drink because when I don't this happens
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Delirium_tremens
>>61967110
not sure if I should call the janny or not desu
>>61967130
should've been a jay
>>61967147
tell me if it herts x
>>61966946
brit girls have a good tits.
>>61967150
That's not luck. You've given a detailed description of their reasoning
>>61967150
it's a joke. i know people with meme degrees from meme unis getting fantastic jobs just because they are attractive basically.
>>61967150
How do you know this? Was it like a group interview thing?
Pretty sure I got my job based on my personality because everybody else is far more experienced
>>61967138
If my work had cameras we'd have all been fired
>>61967157
two of the worst lagers you can buy. Impressive.
>>61967191
thanks x
>>61967157
which pub was it
Might start playing the euromillions.
Need a glimmer of hope; something to convince me that there's an escape from wageslavery hell.
>>61967127
bait
>>61967150
>two nerdy
how do you have enough brainpower to get on the internet
>>61967219
le premium lager maymay
all lager is shit
Got a job but later found out I almost didn't because one of the interviewers thought I was depressed (i'm not/wasn't).
lmao, must make a great first impression.
>>61967150
Most of the time the person who gets a job is not down to qualifications/experience but who the teams thinks is the least of a twat.
I work in engineering and we've turned down people with PhDs for people with masters because they were pricks.
>Almost got a job through nepotism but lost out to a guy with even better nepotism (the boss' friend's son)
>>61967209
My workplace has cameras and I'm fucking surprised me and the others who piss about haven't been sacked yet, then again we always get the job done so what do they care
>>61966324
Excellent post that only oldfags will get
>>61967283
You'll be saacked by me one day
>>61967192
It was lucky in the sense that although I was vastly underqualified and was only invited as a joke candidate I was selected not because I was the best, but because I managed not to offend too many people on the panel.
>>61967205
I wouldn't say I'm attractive, although they did say another candidate was ticked off because he was too ugly so I can't be completely horrific.
>>61967207
My boss is a top lad, he talks about stuff like that all the time. He told me straight my CV was shite but I seemed alright and why I got hired.
>>61967258
Voice to text recognition m8.
>>61967150
That's not luck. They picked the biggest yes man. It's what usually happens for entry levels. Congratulations.
This Brian Cox program is shit.
>Mogg will never release a steaming sex tape
>James Brokenshire directly behind May in her speech
Immigration Minister who had an illegal working as his cleaner, bet she's going to make him her replacement
cucking a mate
Right then off t' corner shop
>>61967334
>m8
doubt
>i know nothing about healthcare systems but read /pol/ so much that i unironically think paying 3 times the amount for marginally better healthcare would be a good thing
>>61967334
>although they did say another candidate was ticked off because he was too ugly
>>61967345
It's not entry level senpai, that's the point. I was competing against people with 10 yrs + experience for a job I shouldn't have.
I've been completely shite at it too kek, wonder if they regret it.
got private healthcare insurance with my new job lads
how do i abuse it
>>61967401
break your limbs
*reminds you of the times you got bullied in secondary school*
>bait actually worked
hmm
>>61967367
Brokenshire Britain
>>61967401
jump off cliffs all you want pham
>>61967283
>we always get the job done
So do we. You'd think they'd have realised by now they are paying people for 5 days to do what takes about 2.
>>61967393
it happens mate. a lot. sometimes its the deciding factor.
might circumcise my penis lads
>>61967235
first one
yours were included in the deal, i had to pay extra, such is the cost of being a northerner and having pie
The Guardian just wrote a puff piece on Theresa May...
THERESA MAY..
What's going on?
http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2016/jul/11/theresa-may-the-vicars-daughter-poised-to-pull-the-tories-and-the-country-from-the-abyss
>>61967401
break your limbs as much as possible
that'll show em
t. morally hazardous
>>61967320
>only oldfags will get something that happened about 8 hours ago
>younger brother has a g*rl over
>she's a year older than him
>blonde hair
>cute face
the FUCK
he's a super autist
>>61967426
good thing im handsome
>>61967451
go put your willy in her and show him who's boss around here
i'm more relaxed than a rug on valium
>>61967398
>I was competing against people with 10 yrs + experience for a job I shouldn't have.
Well then shit. That's their fuck up might as well enjoy the ride.
>>61967434
Think it was a carlsberg because I spaghetti-ed and ordered it too even though I wanted Heineken
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fwIZiNCbnbk
>>61967462
[pictoral evidence required]
>>61967440
Guardian also reported that Alice Gross (murdered by a Lithuanian let in despite a previous murder conviction) supported immigration and ignoring immigrant's past convictions
It's opposite day over there
>>61967386
The American system is a frankenstein hybrid model that's the worst of all worlds
Properly run Bismarckian systems regular perform just as well if not better than the nhs
>>61967488
>carlsberg
shaking my head
>>61967150
Your CV would have went straight in the bin if I got it to my office.
I never hire students because they just ooze arrogance and feel as though they're superior to everyone else.
Wipes the smile off their faces when I employ a more experienced person who actually knows how the world works instead of an arrogant and entitled student with a degree but no clue LOL.
>>61967467
i said hi to her and she didn't even look at me
>>61967401
I've had it for a few years and never used it tbqh
>>61967522
UK private healthcare is brilliant.
>>61967440
She's a woman so the Guardian is compelled to love her.
Meanwhile she'll push through her internet surveillance shit so I'll never get to shitpost without worrying about the gubbermint again.
>>61967507
like im going to post a pic of myself on here for all the queers to wank off to
>>61967498
Declawing cats is mean.
>>61966574
He's wearing a wife beater under his shirt.
Pardon my yank ; )
>>61967541
lmao
>>61967322
Doubtful desu
>>61967424
Sounds good, in my place they pay people to do in 1 day work that takes 2 unless you're a hard worker, really wish they'd employ more fucking staff
The original Command and Conquer intro was disturbingly accurate considering it was made in 1996 lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5c9xyryhCqY
>>61967538
really proud that a random shitpost I wrote when absolutely wasted one evening has achieved semi-regular circulation
Theresa May might actually do a good job
>>61967571
tbf she was staring at her phone, fucking 2000 children
Reee vote again
tfw no qt brexit gf
>>61966482
Autism is not wanting to live in the Alps, lad
Just drew this
>>61967593
should have slapped her, teach her to respect her elders innit
>>61967488
believe thats right ye seem to remember the Tall One saying carling had run out now i think on it
was decent enough tho that, dare i claim it was on stella's level
>>61967097
how devilish
had a moment of autism earlier and gained an intense interest in train manufacture
have now recovered
>>61967597
>i didnt get the result i wanted reeeee
welcome to democracy moron.
Brexit is Brexit. And we're going to make a success of it.
What did she mean by this?
>>61967644
you're a nasty little meme you are
>>61967401
scam them for benzos
>>61967583
lool Westwood cinematics were based.
>>61967658
>What did she mean by this?
"Trousers down Merkel, I'm going in dry"
>>61966013
For how long will /brit/ still be here now that police state: the woman was very much democratically elected?
>>61966112
I like him, you should have chosen him as PM.
gonna upgrade to a htc 10
FUCK iphones heheheh
>>61967597
the liberal """"democrats""""
>>61967609
yeah but I mean as a hermit
become cave man
>>61967551
And if you want to use it money from your taxes will still go towards the NHS meaning you're charged twice
Its an absolute lefty strawman that anyone who doesn't like the nhs wants the American system - hardly anyone wants that shite
>>61967658
ARTICLE 50 HAPPENING
I would literally destroy all ny colleagues careers and burn my company to the ground to further my career lads
>>61967658
When Westminster votes to remain in the EU she can say "well, I for one respected the public vote" and thus win the next general election
>>61967652
kinda did this when i was on a train the other day
was looking up why they had all the gravel around the train tracks and how the signals worked and shit
>>61967724
have you never played the sims?
>wonder if there's some poor lad who's been posting in /brit/ for years and never got a (You)
nice try
https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/formally-recognize-black-lives-matter-terrorist-organization
kek
>>61967597
so funny laughing at europhilles 2bh
HAHAHAHAHA YOU LOST HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
graduating tomorrow morning and I don't even know how to go about finding a job
Political Pepe are you dead lad I need help
Don’t forget, your pizza is guaranteed by the man himself, which means if you don't love your pizza we'll make you another one, absolutely free.
>>61967672
how
>>61967401
Keep getting the doctor to look at your willy. May as well get your moneys worth
>>61967658
snap general followed by re-renegotiation and a 2nd referendum
might nonce a kid lads
how hard could it be?
>>61967583
>those logo graphics
i demand to be transported back to the late 90s immediately
>>61967768
can really sense the anger behind this one
>>61967799
Probably much easier in the US tbqh
>>61967768
wow, that's a real chin stroker
struggling to find purpose in life
>>61967810
very redditish post
>>61967766
grad schemes and the endless stress of dealing with rejection after rejection then a forced year out and part time work in retail.
have fun
>>61967632
mm twas alright
not a hair on the fruit shoot though
>>61967799
Thainonce does it every day
>>61967721
How about Scotland, it's pretty empty it seems better to avoid human
>>61967597
That guy just seemed like an absolute loser desperate to jump on a bandwagon to make friends
>>61967772
PAPA'S IN DA HOUSE
https://youtu.be/eHp-ZEst4NE
>>61967799
easy as putting candy in a baby
>>61967768
they'll stay around until canary wharf is burning
Looking forward to calling anyone who bad-mouths Teresa May a misogynist.
I need a bad/unflattering picture of Theresa May, pls share
>there are other brits in this thread who can't find\land a job to save their lives
>they still haven't joined the army\navy\RAF
>continue to complain that it's near impossible to get a decent job
>tfw sitting here earning 27k a year for basically sitting on my arse playing vidya in my room
So tell me, why haven't you jobless fucking neets joined the army yet to earn that mental £££ and playing with guns?
can someone recc some british comedy series?
>>61967812
Love reading this blokes blog he really is a very angry man haha
>Well now that 37% of the public have managed to drag the UK out of the European Union, what is the point of UKIP continuing to exist? And what is the justification for working class people continuing to support a party that promotes the hard-right Thatcherite economic dogma that has ruined their communities, repressed their wages and trashed their local infrastructure and services?
>>61967846
There aren't any humans in scotland at all
What's the saddest thing you do lads?
I look up news of a celebrity peopel tell me I look like and read the comment sections of news sites or whatever and take the compliments of people saying he's hot as if they're for me.
>>61967869
i'm unfit
bremain-damaged
>>61967775
MAKE UP DEPRESSION STORIES
>>61967839
lamoo indeed
>>61967909
give me an example
>>61967869
wouldn't be allowed to join
>>61967897
Probably all the wanking
>>61967450
>you
>in charge of sarcasm
You're clearly a JF
Fuck off
>>61967897
what celebs
put bleach down the sink to make it drain better and the fumes are making me light headed
I was not made for this world
UKIP were LITERALLY a Tory plant to stop the rise of the BNP which were gaining popularity.
Notice how Farage suddenly got all the media coverage just as the BNP were gaining traction
>>61967869
Chronic disease means I can't
black and white gatto and black and white gatto are getting lairy again
>>61967926
im depressed n shiet gib benzos
can someone remind me to my chips in the oven in 10 mins
thxxxx
>>61967909
a step up in intensity this post
>>61967937
you aren't meant to breathe them in mate
>>61967886
kek'd
Hunting pokemon lads
>>61967897
I come here every day for 16 hours.
dune on dvd, bakewell slices, gin and sara lee
>>61967869
i want to but i wont fit certain criteria senpai.
>>61967972
I gotchu
>>61968009
nerd
>>61967972
your chips in 10 mins
>>61968031
wrong
>>61967870
blackadder, the peep show, that mitchell and webb look, monty pythons flying circus, little britain, black books, the IT crowd, allo allo, father ted, only fools and horses, red dwarf, the league of gentlemen, the office, the vicar of dibley, a bit of fry and laurie,
(not actually going to remind him ahahahaha)
>>61968031
but they're not your chips
>>61968009
I'm not installing some random APK on my phone when will that stupid fucking yank company release it properly. Christ it's like being in the 90s again.
>>61967897
model planes
>>61967838
Doing a sob
>>61968081
the computer doesn't need to know that
>>61968071
come on CHIP in lad haha!
>lots of qt Chinese girls in the park tonight.
Reeee need an oriental gf RIGHT NOW
>>61968119
it already knows
rly making me think
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4OrCA1OInoo
Does anyone find it strange that there's this big bone tree inside your body that's supposed to protect your organs
>>61968119
Yet
>>61967869
Um who are these sexy lads :X
Does anyone remember Robb's Celebs? That website was GOAT
>>61968140
No.
>>61968128
pray do tell
>>61968124
.
>>61968167
yeh was great
>>61968128
Be rich. or be tall and white and skinny as fuck.
Also approach them. If they don't scurry in fear your in.
>>61968031
What is this? ios?
>>61968140
and a bone helmet for your brain
>>61968128
They're shit in bed
>>61967897
/brit/
not joking
>>61967869
Everyone from the army I've met on a night out has been a total and utter wanker.
>>61968149
youre not him youre not allowed to say that
delete the post
>>61968189
mac
>>61967897
probably post on here lol
>>61967869
What reg m8
>>61968130
I really liked why desu
>>61967545
Same, most pointless shit ever
IT'S BEEN 20 MINUTES WHERE'S MY PIZZA PAPA JOHN WHERE IS IT
*rattles the bars of my cage*
REEEE
>>61968260
why
>used to bring gba to high school to play pokemon
>people used to make fun of me for it because i was too old to play pokemon
>go on facebook today and see them talking about playing pokemon go
>>61967897
fake tinder and grindr profiles and just see how many people talk to me, i never reply either just to make them feel the pain of rejection lol
Trip hop
Acid jazz
>>61968231
54 mate
i see you still place some value on your life
good. very good.
>>61968280
why not
>qt korean girl was going to add me on skype
>aunt died and hasn't been on since
ffs
if you played pokemon ever at any point in your life you are a runt
>>61968224
Mac what?
>>61968009
grow up
>>61968275
>PAPA JOHN
Hopefully in the bin
>>61968310
sadly there's no delete -> life option
Business idea: Charge people to catch pokemon
>>61968275
*extends police baton*
*smashes it against the bars, crushing your fingers*
KEEP IT DOWN IN THERE
>>61968292
lmao nerd
>>61968328
sadcase
woudln't mind going round with a baseball bat looking for any people playing pokemon go
>>61968324
I'm the Pokemon Champion of every region, that's the opposite of a runt
>>61968375
grow up
NEW CABINET
>>61968345
thats called my nob around youre throat
>>61966112
He looks like one of those people who own homes where you get claustrophobic because of all the ornaments and shit.
>>61967972
chips you cunt
>>61968231
angle irons m8
>>61968384
no, you just take being a runt very seriously
>>61968389
sadcase
business idea: become a postman again. catch pokemons. trade pokemon for money
>>61968397
a prehensile penis seems useful
can it pick locks?
>>61968384
>playing pokemon after ruby and sapphire
runt
if you played video games ever at any point in your life you are a runt
https://imgur.com/a/ZmvVp
going to expel my seed
Need some middle class hobbies lads what do?
Already do cars.
>>61968413
Fucked up on the barb huh
>>61968424
cum and find out ;;;;;)))))))0000000
>>61968391
not a fan of Boris anymore desu, squirmy little worm he is
>>61968391
Osborne on suicide watch?
>>61968416
>>61968425
>mocking a man who has caught literal gods
Your words mean nothing
>>61968437
is this another one of those twiter commie slags?
>>61968391
Never understood how in government you can run a particular sector of the entire country despite having no experience in it.
Like the chancellor of the exchequer suddenly becoming a foreign secretary.
Why don't governments have people in positions they are actually qualified for?
>>61968448
Golf/tennis, etc
Wine
>>61968284
you were and so are they.
>>61968391
>Osbourne shifted from Chancellor to foreign office
wew lad. Its probably an easier job than being blamed for everything wrong with the economy desu
Odds straight porn
Evens gay porn
Zero trannie porn
>>61968391
whos going to be secretary for health? Why is it on the same line as womens equality
>>61968448
Horse riding
Golf
Tennis
>>61968448
Gardening
>>61967869
soldiering is for the lower strata
>>61968468
lmao you lad
>>61968475
This desu. We need a minister for veterans affairs who's been paralysed in a drive-by
got a wisdom tooth coming through
it doesn't even hurt but it's just annoying as fuck
feels like i've got a bit of food stuck up there constantly
>>61968448
squash, rugby, skiing, gardening
>>61968391
If Jeremy Hunt has any part of the next cabinet I'll kill myself.
>>61968464
Foreign office is a massive job tbf I think he'd be glad he got one of the good ones
>>61968458
Nae, dad was Anglian too, grandfather Essex Reg. Battalion garrison is half an hour drive away from where I live too, so I get to go home after final night parade
We now have a fucking female leading us!
We really are a bunch of fucking cucks!
>>61968391
>Home Secretary
>not Alan Gibson
m8
>>61968185
Robb is dead now apparently, but I've got a feeling that he got shut down by Hollywood jews
>>61968527
Don't remember asking if I'm honest
Keep it to yourself in future
>>61968547
spoiler warning, please
>>61968547
i just googled it and he died a few years ago
>>61968391
is gideon being sidelined?
actually why didn't gideon run for leader this time round?
>>61968496
Women and equality is lumped in with education atm so they're obviously shuffling it to health
>>61968391
>Boris at CMS
lmao, cucked.
>>61968494
Foreign office would be fucking amazing
>Literally fly around the world and sit having your photo taken and reading out the prepared briefing the embassy made for you
>Chill for a while enjoying the best hotels and dinners
>Fly somewhere else.
>>61968475
In specialist areas like economics they can rely on the civil service and SPADS desu. Plus they may be knowledgable about that area anyways
>>61968539
MENTIONED
>>61968437
Damn it. I was saving my pre-bed wank for a particular image I had saved but I guess I'll wank to this album instead
>>61968448
golf.
Cars is chav as shit mate.
I shan't be retiring to the drawing room this evening. I'll be in the Master bedroom if you need me.
>>61968584
oh right
>>61968437
Honestly don't think I'd be able to last 30 seconds with her without blowing my load
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ueH3ihTN4OI
>>61968580
He was a very strong voice for remain and so shot himself in the foot when brexit won
Only reason Theresa may is fine is because she took a back seat and didn't get involved in all the debates
Now Dave is sidelined Osborne is the big beast of the "compassionate Conservatives"/modernisers so sending him off on foreign means he can't grt involved with parliamentary plotting behind your back as easily - so it's a smart move
>>61968627
I'll see you there xoxoxxo
>>61968625
Golf is taxi driver tier desu
t. Somebody who plays golf
>>61968539
Is inf really full of dumb cunts?
>golf.
>Cars is chav as shit mate.
I've only gone and bloody cheated on the gf again lads
>>61968684
what's big dave going to do anyway? join the carlyle group?
>Theresa May and Hillary Clinton
>>61968679
very nice
>>61968391
>Boris for culture and media
Does he hate the BBC? I bet he does.
>>61968627
*overhears you and charges down the corridor in my big steel toe caps*
WHAT DID YOU SAY RUNTY
*you squeal and retreat to the back of the cage as I rattle the bars with my baton*
DONT LET ME EVER CATCH YOU LYING AGAIN YOU LITTLE BASTARD
*douses you in gasoline and puts a lighter just outside your cage then walks off*
Poleaboo has given up on transititioning. The cumskins beat him mentally until he no longer has the energy to finally live happy. He will have his revenge one day.
eating chicken nuggies lads
>>61968391
>switching Hammond and Osbourne
For what purpose?
DO NOT REPLY TO THE POST ABOVE
>>61968761
>"I have run out of images to post so can no longer continue this gimmick"
>>61968694
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UCVaU-R2Qes
>>61968448
Squash, Golf, Timeout-tier popup/rooftop events in London, living in Clapham, Skiing, weekend city-breaks
And yeah, cars are chav af.
>As someone whose shagged plenty of birds pulled from the nightclub I can tell you that is pure fucking bullshit.
>>61968828
joke on you fuckboi I'm using tomorrow
>>61968808
It's not him you twat
biscuits with gravy
>>61968625
>Cars is chav as shit mate
I attend goodwood, go to hill climb events and am contemplating building a historic rally car.
That kind of "cars"
>>61968725
Ex ministers are very limited on what jog they're allowed to do for 2 years after resigning so I imagine he'll sit around in the back benches popping up every so often like ed miliband is doing atm
He's said he wants to stay as an MP for a long time too and will probably end up as a minister some time in the future then move to the house of Lords like William hague
>>61968828
try using png next time you fucking mong. everyone can see the compression
>>61968871
yes.
>>61968839
>Skiing
Shit doesn't get more middle class than that.
Jpop
>>61968856
good post
>>61968773
Hammond is a may ally and Chancellor is basically right hand man at this point
Bvlgari aqva amara is the best fragrance
just got my first smartphone and i don't know how to use it
>>61968877
bit depressing for him to just fade out like that
is skiing the best sport to have been invented?
the results are in
it's a yes
New
>>61968944
>>61968944
>>61968944
>>61968944
>>61968944
There's a 5 year school reunion coming up and I can't wait to nonchalantly brag about my life to all the pricks who fecked me over back then.
>>61968931
>938B
wew
>>61968950
Actually bleu de Chanel eau de parfum is
>>61968756
One never squeals
>>61968687
xox
>>61968970
nice try
>>61968970
fukin lol!!!
back from my romp on /tv/ and other places, la. left some assblasted faggots everywhere, especially /tv/. ah, yes, good times.
so, whats' been happening lads? janny still up in all your arses, i see (626 posts on /brit/ wtf)
jannied
>>61968970
BASED JAN JAN
>>61968970
embarrassed for you right now
>>61968970
Janny is Team Jacob
>>61968970
HE MAINTAINS A CONSTANT VIGIL
>>61968970
MADMAN
>>61969003
not enough x's, we're done
might get that victor rolf spicebomb one
>>61968703
Scot regiments are, some welsh too. Most inf are actually pretty smart. A lot did fail their GCSE's though, but there's a lot other lads who're pretty fucking smart even though they failed secondary.
Who buys breaded ham?
is there a more melty name than Rory?
Literally every Rory is a drip
>>61969069
took a picture of some breaded ham i bought in tesco the other day and forgot to post it actually
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mm0bqfQtCgo
>>61969053
ahh. so the contest is now personal.
>>61968963
True but on the other hand I bet being PM is stressful as fuck
He doesn't seem too upset: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/video_and_audio/headlines/36767880
>>61969069
woolly woofters
>>61969069
deviants
>>61969056
Don't you fucking dare post this again
>>61969069
who puts that much mustard on a small ham sandwich?
>>61969068
It's pretty much impossible to fail GCSEs unless you are a dumb cunt.
Half the exams you can just write bollocks
>>61969151
Me, fuck off
>>61969110
omg! jelly here, her hindi is perfect hhhnngggggg
>>61969143
whats wrong with it?
>>61969101
what's a melt and what's a drip
>>61969207
both describe you
i prefer italian ham
>>61969194
4,2,1,6,5,3
>>61969231
are you reliving yesterday?
>>61969231
bit gay
https://www.fb.com/TelePolitics/videos/914277835367818/
>>61969194
Knew I should have entered the fucking X-factor
>>61968970
janny will cry if you do it again
>>61969194
wonder how many times they passed her around 2bh
>>61969253
wasn't it satuday?
>>61969231
Ooh! Matron!
>>61969293
alri Tim
>>61969293
heheh too late kiddo
see
>>61969296
>>61969307
don't reply to me
More of a bavarian ham man myself
>>61969355
>>61969355
>>61969355
>>61969164
tbqh senpai I was childish and didn't give that much of a shit about GCSE's. Failed most and got a C on a few. Still consider myself smarter than most who got A's and A+'s. Spastics who're not street smart and would probably collapse if they're not funded by dad\mum's debit card.
>>61969062
my key is broken
>>61968625
you're probably looking at the shitty "boy racer" stancefag paki part of it
>>61969323
Cease IMMEDIATELY
Thinking about getting a Reliant Scimitar lads.
>>61969278
kek
Is she delusional? As if she could lead Labour to anything but GE defeat.
When is Theresa May inaugurated?
>>61969361
dang it i had a good feeling about this one
business idea: exit pills for the elderly. early retirement for over 55so . give promotions for gen x. jobs for gen y
>>61969419
you were wrong want my money back desu
>>61969363
kek alright mate, justify it however you want
i did literally no work and got all a*s
QUICKDRAW JANNY
>>61969396
rasheed
>>61969361
off it goes
>>61969363
Hahahahahahahahahha this is what arrogant dumb cunts actually believe
If you actually failed any of your GCSEs you're a fucking mong
>>61969396
> friends at school used to pronounce scimitar "skimitar" and wouldn't believe me when I said it's actually scimitar
*snaps pencil in half*
janny on the block
>>61969479
Course you did m8
Tell me how well you're doing right now :^)
>>61969465
Wednesday evening
Cameron will do his last PMQs in the afternoon, then he'll go to Buckingham Palace to tender his resignation, then Theresa will take over
>>61969361
getting a bit angsty
>>61969484
really not sure how you came to that conclusion from my post 2bh
stop making new threads you bellends
>>61969454
>anyone centrist
>voting for corbyn over theresa may
yeah, no
And lads want to pitch in for the Janny on the Map shirts?
>>61969392
whoopsie
>>61969533
pretty well desu, got a good job at a top company
find her very attractive
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UgNcVPObcww
>>61969543
I'm a bot
keywords set me off
>failed any of his GCSEs
>thinks he's smart
looool
>>61966132
Thatcher redux
>>61969532
madman
>>61969580
she wants to get gangbanged by curry cock lad
>>61969532
janny please
>>61969580
asymmetrical eyes. dropped
>>61969580
found out that she broke up with her bf :/
>be a fat narcissist
>get a BBC programme
>>61969731
that's it i'm applying to the bbc
>>61968970
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
/brit/ under janny rule
>>61968391
They should create a position called "Secretary of Ass-Worship" and bar everyone but Priti from being appointed to it.
Played some Shovel Knight: Plague of Shadows. Very fun, very cute, wish I was Plague Knight.
>his life's work is his passion and his genius
>employees respect him, idolize him, and see him as a leader
>has goals for the future he is actively working towards
>has the love of a beautiful coworker
>has a manor in the country as well as an expansive flat in town
![Life-Guards_badge[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/WjnshHT.jpg "Life-Guards badge[1]")
