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Highland army edition
janny is going all out lads
>>61969472
BRITISH ARMY
medium sized breasts
>>61969541
literally cannot spell for the life of me fucking hell
britain belongs to PAKIS
brits OUT
all service is undertaken on a purely voluntary basis
no remuneration is provided
chebs
h
e
b
s
>>61969541
Yuck.
pshhhhh.....isnt looking good...........for this thread...............
brexit was an inside job
Theresa
>>61969541
do you ever ask yourself "what am i doing with my life?" ?
eaten too much pizza
it seems.... you win again... papa john
augh
*collapses*
is it safe, lads?
>>61969702
no i drink instead
>tfw no Jenna Haze gf
>>61969692
babe
how long does it usually take to
get girls to show up on tonder?
>>61969541
this 2bh
Honestly such a crime the Janny doesn't get paid
Hardest grafter I've ever seen
Reckon he's got a place in May's secret police
>>61969720
on the block? no
seriously considering going bi at this point
>>61969722
recommend me a good porn austriabro
Playing Pokemon go 2bh
WOW!
>>61969801
how do we stop this>
>>61969782
are you outside
im going to run a big wet sloppy bath
need some fulfilment
>>61969801
literally the same person four times
>>61969801
I don't care about the others, I just really don't want hillery to win
>>61969749
baby want milk
>>61969738
Unless you live in a student city I bet tinder is dead as fuck
>>61969801
all blue eyed with light hair
pure coincidence
JANNY TERRORIZING HAS TO STOP!!!!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
BLM
/brit/ life MATTERS!!!!
BLM
>>61969801
they've all got the same hair
shagged a prozzy called kyary once
>>61969829
*votes for hillary*
haha trolled epically
>>61969816
just got back desu
met some other people playing too, shits good
>>61969844
in brussels for holiday
As a nation of free men, we will live forever, or die by suicide
hat film should i watch lads?
WHY DOES HE HATE TWILIGHT
Anyone else see a Jo Cox look a like behind Theresa May in her speech or just me?
>>61969931
moar
BBC -> big black cock?
am I missing a trick here? why do you guys talk about it so much
just made a post on reddit
127 guesses what it was
haha it wasnt fucking anything i didnt even post at all you scrotums
>hat film should i watch lads?
>>61969968
my guess is /tv/ cross posters
>>61969941
The Big Lebowski
Watched Harry Brown today. Michael Caine's acting is magnificent.
>>61969777
Nice trips. I dunno, depends on what you're into.
reminder
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zlBITE0HiA
>>61969901
saw a group of kids almost crash into a into a car today fucking everyone is playing it
WE ORANGE NOW SENPAI
>>61969961
I ONLY MEANT TO STAY A WHILE
TWILIGHT!
lads, how much anesthetic would it take to knock out a argentinosaurus u reckon?
Getting my daily dose of TirarADeguello
Vinny
watching monty pythons flying circus
its unironically very funny
>>61970006
>that nosebleed
based
when will desu/baka/senpai filter go away :(
>tfw 25C in my room
>tfw cant open my window dully because moths fly in
>>61970044
the so-called Vinay, or as I like to call him, sunshine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYyJGspOYnc
>>61970012
I saw other people near my work playing it
my work is next to a gym
>>61970006
did he die? i could do that btw
>>61970078
this shit literally turned into soft porn
mummy
>>61969903
>LV
basic confirmed.
>no photoshop applied
He is a pink motherfucker
>>61970063
never t︃bh
>>61970078
fucking normies at it again, pretending to understand
>ASMR
speak up luv
Did are Tim kick off and get into an altercation with the dentist or something?
>>61970135
...who apparently also murdered a child holy shit
>>61970063
I think they've forgotten they even have it enabled desu
>>61970168
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4gGf19tEVU
Howdy papas!
>>61969941
gay niggers from outer space
>>61970202
the dentist is one cheeky cunt
PROFILING US BRITS ON PURPOSE!!
Going to France next week, can anyone recommend me some good beer I probably won't be able to buy back here?
a gaggle of yanks
ay man i love deez goobaz
>>61970078
https://twitter.com/Nero/status/686241002970025984
>>61970287
delete this please
Bought alcohol on a company amex earlier lads lel
>Laura Kuenssberg sprinting down the street
>that little tune from Dave
Best 10 o'clock news ever
>no photoshop applied
He is a pink motherfucker
>>61970202
>finally get the courage to confront him
>hes gone
kek
>>61969684
certainly wasn't Europes
What do you do for fun?
News reports say Pokemon Go fans are getting robbed. Black market must be saturated with Shogun Assassin figurines and cheap katanas.
why are girls so nice lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acSz2he-Qx8
>>61970345
this
>>61969777
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5742be2bf32e6
I listen to Phil Collins
>>61970345
Archery, vidya and this
>>61970135
me trying to tan
>>61970256
Wouldn't wine be better?
>>61970387
fill colons?
>>61970367
girls are just better at acting nice than guys
bet she's a right bitch off camera
>>61969941
Watching About Time at the moment and it's great
Made me feel very sad because >tfw no gf
>>61970078
shes ugly as shit
someone at work went out hunting for pokemon on their lunch break and got back 25 minutes late was fairly hilarious
>>61970345
swimming
tennis
badminton
table tennis
drugs + alcohol
video games
history
wanking
cooking
4chan
>AMSR
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-iu8o5EObg
>>61970435
what a clown, how can this goon think he'd be PM?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2WUDbT-YoQ
https://youtu.be/LoPexsAu1k8
>>61970336
thanks for the reply i went four threads without a (You) haha
>>61970345
>not watching bikini reviews
>>61970417
Not really much of a wine fan but I'll be willing to check out some, any recommendations?
How hasn't TIm been institutionalised? Poor bastard needs help.
>>61970489
he has capacity
>ASMR
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68JQtxTzjqc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8XpFIDJPXA
haha!
test
hold back the foreskin let me look in your eye
>>61970321
just saw that too
i thank brits for paying their tv license so the whole world can see this stupid shit
>Archery, vidya and this
Anyone else think politics would be more interesting if the PM was like the Doctor from Doctor Who and each time he regenerated into a completely different person?
Business Idea: Get kpop idols to do ASMR and charge money for it.
Who funds are Tim's lifestyle? Seems to get by alright desu.
Will bennies cover it?
>>61970455
normality the post
literally my gf
back from dubai lads
>>61969777
giroud needs to shave that shit neckbeard reeeeee
>>61970487
Dunno lol
>>61970599
all of my money/10
>>61970629
dubai is a shithole, why did you go there?
well
>>61970614
better than no hobbies
one of my great aunts has the same condition as ar Tim, something to do with paranoia
She always tells me dead seriously that people have been going into her flat and trying on her clothes or driving her car around and readjusting her seat
Quite sad desu
>>61970599
YES!!
>buy flagship smartphone for £480
>remember I have no friends to call or text
>don't have Facebook, Instagram, Snapchat, Twitter or any form of social media
>literally bought a £480 Clover machine.
i want to hike and become a traveler
why do we live in this fake world of 'jobs' and 'careers' and stuff, especially when it depresses us so much
wish i could hike up and down yankland and canada
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>61970657
then
Janny deleted my pictures
Is he a poof?
Business idea: Make anyone who has ever expressed interest in kpop fight to the death in an arena for the public's enjoyment
the winner gets to live, and spend the rest of their lives being ridiculed by society for being such a fucking bender
I'm asking for £300k for a 2% stake.
>>61970664
>not just using chrome
terrified of ending up like tim desu
if i ever start calling people sunshine or taking issue with oral health professionals being in their cars please just shoot me
>>61970661
It's been me the whole time lad x
>>61970653
stopped off on my way back from singapore
>>61970668
whats stopping you?
>>61970599
Woo! Yoohoo!
>When he/she expresses a desire to visit Dubai/Abu Dhabi/Doha
Binned.
>>61970668
whats stopping you?
just beee
>>61970668
I agree with the Canada bit.
>>61970664
>not having Charli XCX on Snapchat
lmao
>>61970678
>>61970678
>>61970678
will donate my savings towards this
>>61970731
agree
>>61970668
same, la, wish i had a business that i could run remotely from my pad in the mountains
>>61970706
what was singapore like?
>>61970668
Just walk around your backyard
normies are secretly miserable in their private lif and openly miserable in their working life.
What they need is to suffer depression, anxiety and insecurities of abnos. once you survive that you can accept anything. everything becomes an improvement.
business idea: buy the rights to all /brit/ business ideas
Thoughts?
>2007 Audi A4s are like £3k
What the fuck? That's some fucking depreciation.
>>61970790
there's balls tho .
JANNNNNYYYYYY!!!!
>>61970678
Virgin detected
>Half of the posts in this thread are ignored
What the fucking point?
>>61970828
um, what's the mileage la
>>61970827
you can be working class and have good manners ffs
hating on men for not acting like monkeys is stupid
been fucking himself with a cucumber lately lads. not gay but quite bored tbqh.. are kegels enough to keep my area hole tight and that or am I fucked for life? - if you'll pardon the pun hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah xxxxxx
>non (literal) millionaires that buy brand new cars
spackers
>>61970828
Ticking time bomb
>>61970852
why not change that
//61970843
get back in the pit, kpop runt
you don't have permission to reply to me
>>61970852
real niqqa hour /brit/ is much more quality
>>61970852
it's worse for me when i get my posts ignored because everyone can see
really want a british flag
>>61970852
uncontrolled runt postings, la. it's the bane of /brit/
>inb4 for you
>>61970735
This kid was great.
They used to call him Little Jani Hotpockets
I swear to god, he'd make your board look like fuckin' reddit, excuse my language. He was terrific, he was the best, and he did it for free too.
>>61970899
I actually miss my original flag lad. always gained attention and (You)s.. mostly for being called a paki but still..
Who /gettingtheirdailydose/ here?
>>61970827
the peasants are disgusting
>>61970888
How does it feel knowing that we post among you and you can't even detect us?
watching battlebot videos again lads
>>61970828
>2007 was 9 years ago
sounds about right
>>61970709
>>61970743
money and the fact that it would be a drastic life change and also a huge leap into the dark. simply not prepared to do something like that, it's something you would have to commit your entire life to and right now i'm too much of a bitch to go through with something that big
it's just safer to continue staying in the rat race
>>61970789
>>61970790
>>61970791
>>61970793
>>61970747
WEW
>>61970778
pretty good. intense, strong (expensive) expat drinking culture which is fun. wouldn't live there though, weather is appalling and I couldn't live amongst that density of chinese people (they are subhuman)
>>61970899
how's it going lad
hows your wheel of legs today
>>61970956
autism yeah?
>>61970852
what's the point in anything, the human race will end
just ordered some lego
y so racist /brit/?
>tfw can't eat Burek all day every day
>tfw can't eat it at all in the UK
This new janny is just making /brit/ more boring desu
>work tomorrow
but srsly lads are kegels ENOUGH to tighten up my asshole or am I never gonna get a gf because my asshole is gonna always be this loose?
moons out
need to get a telescope
>>61971026
outstanding post
>>61971065
you can have mine bby
>>61971026
what set lad?
>>61970994
yeh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRzaY_Mhg-k
hyped for robot wars tho
business idea.
sell telescopes to idiots who think the moon has anything interesting going on
>>61971061
why does a girl want you to have a tight butthole
the gf working on a new gaming pc
>>61971084
Flawless reply
what a brilliant cunt this is
>>61970962
live like shit for a while and do not spend any money. No money AT ALL
Then like backpack through europe or some shit idk. like get an eurail pass
>>61971061
>asshole
fuck off yank
>>61971108
> butthole
fuck off yank
FUCK OFF YANKS
>>61971049
Fuck off Yugo boo
just had a look at the moon using my brand new telescope and saw an alium
wew
>>61971131
is this for the boyne
>>61971061
kegels strengthen your prostate not your butthole
>>61971131
literally the most autistic "holiday" of all time
need a bf
>>61971108
dunno mate does seem right does it..
been fucking my arsehole out of boredom for the past two years... can I still tighten things down there if I manage to get a gf in the future?
>>61971131
almost seems a shame to burn it
>>61971104
good post
where can i find the most accurate weather forecast?
>>61971139
>implying it isn't absolutely delicious
BTFOs a pasty.
im literally just here to have a laf
>>61971131
>yfw they buy all those pallets off catholic companies
fuckin retarded loyalist scum
>>61971175
you must live with the fate of being a bender
>>61971101
Millennium Falcon
>>61970827
Very impressive
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u52Oz-54VYw
>>61971060
Good 4chan theme
>>61971162
ok so what do I do now? did I basically ruin my arsehole? or if I leave it alone for a couple of years itll go back to normal?
When will scotland fucking leave
>>61971194
here you go lad
>>61971026
is this a subtle form of rooneyposting?
>>61971222
nice lad
>It's a diarrhoea episode
>>61971247
paedophile
>>61971131
what is this
>>61971217
I can't visit larkhall thanks to your retarded wars . thanks (!)
>>61971195
Shut up you fat bastard
>>61971194
forecast.io for amazingly accurate precipitation in the next hour
for anything other than that though, the regular BBC/Met office forecast is probably the best
>>61971268
What's he got to do with lego
>>61971297
>he enjoys dank food so must be fat
ever heard of exercise mate?
Good night brave lads.
Oh, the ironing;
>>61971294
there is literally no reason to visit larkhall
>>61971333
Fuck off I bench 120kg
>>61971341
>Susanna Reid
wew laddo
>>61971333
>dank food
absolutely creasing at the ironing
FTSE 100 at a 11 month high, FTSE 250 almost recovered.
Brexit really was the end of the world lads.
>>61971361
i know can't thank you enough
>>61971330
I don't mean to sound like a fag but this bitch has no idea what to dress.
not going to reply to anyone
>May PM
UK is fucked lads
>>61971341
mmmMMMMmmm dat mature orange skin.
>>61971388
The pound's still in the shitter.
NEED benzos in my bloodstream NOW
Need to improve my breakfasts desu
Recommendations?
>>61971401
she's way better than any of the other Tories
>>61971065
i have a telescopic willy
Things are looking up lads.
Pottery
>>61971368
for reps or max?
>>61971388
inflated because the pound is in the toilet
might get chippy for lunch tomorrow
>>61971444
5 reps
look at the pathetic white cunt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0gHLfMXb0Yg
>>61971411
Omelette, avocado on sourdough toast, porridge, marmalade or gentleman's relish on toast.
>>61971443
HOW IS THAT RACIST
FUCK WOMEN
>>61970661
Paranoid schizophrenia?
>>61971447
it's chipper
Why are Brits so effeminate?
>>61971472
good lad
>>61970661
dentistphobia?
>>61971409
*rattles box of 28x10mg diazepam at you*
heheheheee
*rattle rattle rattle*
*opens it*
*pops one out of the foil*
hmm?
*raises eyebrow at you*
hmmmmm?
*lifts the pill out and offers it to you on extended arm*
*as you jump forward I yank my arm back and slap the pill into my gob*
hahahah!
*swallows*
hahahah! hahah.... wwew
*pops another one out of the foil*
>>61971443
She was only 14 and had her mind wrecked by the cultural marxist school curriculum, poor girl
Do doo do doo
>>61971481
Sourdough is a bad meme
What is gentleman's relish?
>>61971486
Diabetes.jog
the battlebots arena is a bit shit compared to robot wars
the best part about robot wars arena was when they'd drop washing machines and shiet on the robots
>>61971472
nice
>>61971530
right.
>>61971530
right
>>61971496
t. Barack 'crybaby' Obama
anyone who has more than toast for breakfast is a literal child
>Tory name = first name of a grandparent + the name of the first Street you lived on hyphenated with your 1st headteacher's surname.
>>61971539
the arena is shit but the battle is amazing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NkB2X3lbnGc
think might be an introvert lads
like sometimes i just cant be arsed hanging out with my friends/flatmates and just wanna waste time on internet lmao
>>61969839
Oh shit is that the guy who sniped all of those black police officers in dallas?
>>61971428
>mfw thinking of the possibilities at what happened
>>61970661
my great nan was convinced people were going into her house and rearranging her birthday cars and putting things in different draws and stuff; spent loads of money on high tech security and then she had a stroke and nobody could get into the house until she was dead
>>61971585
doxable info
>>61971578
t. gutter-pleb
>>61971578
explain
>>61971596
I always want to hang out but then I get anxious and just stay inside
>>61971585
Dominic Marlsborough-Carswell
>>61971535
Patum peperium. It's an anchovy based paste. Use very sparingly on hot buttered toast. It tastes delicious.
>>61971480
wtf is pusha t doing on bbc
>>61971590
Cannot fucking wait for the return of robot wars.
A fucking drone? Holy shit.
These are awful robots though, if it's not a vertical spinner it's not winning shit.
Just got done watching About Time lads
Great film, had a little tear up at the end
Proper missing my dad now, wish I could have a chat with him one last time
>>61971638
a fucking dog
>>61971585
>Joseph Long-Schwerman
Doesn't work well
>>61971661
LONDON
>>61971617
weew
>>61971585
i dont live on a named street
ate an entire pizza
gazza is gonna die lads
>>61971638
Woohoo!
>>61971578
waffles dripping in syrup and honey with fried eggs on the side coated in cheese
Politics right now
>>61971699
fat
>>61971701
we're all going to die
>>61971578
>having breakfast
lmao
>>61971701
yfw if englel didnt bottle the semi in 90 hed have been fine
>>61971712
had stuff like this every day i was in the states. wish i was a yank 2bh.
https://a.uguu.se/eay6qOGZlAW0.webm
slav karen
Why are Jew girls so fit?
>>61971590
this was one of the first battlebots videos I watched and it really reminded me of when americans on /sp/ post "improvements that could be made to football" threads and include shit like multiball
Any of you lads have an unlimited cinema pass? Are they worth it? Any downsides?
I'm thinking of getting an Odeon one and going a few times a week.
>>61971778
no singles
>Guy living with my downstairs watching the TV on full blast
How can cunts do this? Don't you give a shit about anyone else in the house, the neighbours or anyone but yourself you total wank stain. You're not fucking deaf.
Reminder.
>>61971491
Similar but I don't think she's properly skitzo
>>61971585
Frank camden-gerrard
Not bad
Based
>>61971712
that sounds about as healthy as jumping off a cliff
>>61971778
hollywood movies destroy the third eye
>>61971778
>going a few times a week.
there's ain't that many good films m8
>I don't go see foreign films at my local independent cinema
gotta lose 18 kg
Rekd
>>61971797
the UK isn't in Europe, you inbred mutant
JANNY TERRORIZING HAS TO STOP!!!!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
/brit/ lives MATTERS!!!!
BLM
WE STAND IN SOLIDARITY AGAINST OPPRESSION!!!
tory name = your mothers maiden name, bank account details and sort code
>>61971778
was considering this myself but there's only a few months in the year the pass is worth having
>>61971812
reeeally really really really doubt any of these ever happened
Anyone else get the feeling of being on edge when trying to relax? like there's something I need to do but I've forgot what it is. There's nothing I need to do though.
>>61971812
hahaha
As long as Labour keep thinking their 'message' is fine and it's the electorate's fault for not listening, they will never get back into government. They have betrayed the core foundations upon which the party was founded, and the people they claim to represent, for 13 years of mostly destructive and divisive rule that may never be undone even with Brexit. Angela Eagle is part of the problem.
just formed a neural connection between "maiden" and "maiden name"
woah
>>61971924
have a nice bottle of wine or three
imagine unironically growing up in a war zone
http://syriancivilwararchive.com/Videos/ISIS-as-seen-through-the-eyes-of-children.mp4
absolutely MAD ngl
theresa a CUTE
A woman playing Pokemon Go has found a dead body in America.
The augmented reality game, which was released last week, gets people to catch virtual monsters using the person's location on their phone.
Nineteen-year-old Shayla Wiggins, from Wyoming, was told to find a Pokemon in a natural water source but instead found a man's corpse.
>>61971798
I just guess because I'm at about the mildest end of schizo and I see that in Tim.
>>61971970
>imagine unironically growing up in a war zone
you'd get used to it
>>61971939
it's not even as complicated as that just a nirvana fallacy.
is there an english word for 'male virgin'?
>>61970044
Why do I see this chap every thread
>>61971970
dont be a smelly mudslime then
explain the syrian war to me
its like Assad and Russia vs ISIS and Turkey right?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bprjHYY90lo
lol
whats better AAC or mpeg
![266064D400000578-2982406-image-a-22_1425638359641[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/RYWvdn1.jpg "266064D400000578-2982406-image-a-22 1425638359641[1]")
>>61971733
I'm not
>>61972057
>tfw there are no more fucks left to give
His final Cabinet meeting tomorrow will be like the last day of school
His last PMQs will be banter central
Boris Johnson for Top Gear
doing a poo
>>61972057
based. but more like him being completely clueless and unaffected by this than actually being happy he achieved anything
>>61972010
A loser
>>61972020
>those innocent cute syrian girls
>mudslime
not a fan of this meme
>>61972144
what the fuck is love island
>>61972129
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wg8dSVnQCDA
will he get this?
>>61972179
>cute syrian girls
nonce
>fittest lad in my year at school is now balding and looks like carl the cuck
L M A O
poo
>>61972144
risky post
>>61972194
men and women in a spanish villa, the best couple in the end wins
>>61972046
Assad +(Russia) vs ISIS +(Saudi Arabia, occasionally turkey) vs like 5000 different rebel groups +(USA and allies), the most important of which is the Kurdish nationalists in the north
>>61972202
'cute' as in the non sexual way you perv haha
>>61972057
Just noticed Dave has a subtle comb-over in the back to hide his balding crown. Very classy
>>61972244
who are the goodies and the baddies
dear irish people,
what was it like growing up in a war zone ?
having a bowl of golden nuggets, the first of the year no less
>>61972292
none
>>61972244
>when people who have no clue about the conflict try to explain it
>>61972342
fill me in bruh
i do this stuff
>this man is still alive
lol!
need a low/no carb dindin, lads. taking suggestions
>inb4 cum
>>61972378
reported to MI6
>>61972392
suck some cum
>>61972392
greek salad
>>61972399
would quite like to speak to them anyway, they've been messing me around for months sunshine
>>61972392
chicken broc
>>61972392
cheesy breaded pasta
ur a fuckin poser dude
>>61972392
poo
think blair not john oliver made the >current year meme
https://youtu.be/DT--RnOYORI?t=3m26s
>tfw no geordie weeb gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4WZY516jSc
>>61972392
this and cocoa butter
>>61972455
>>61972466
nice, thanks!
>>61972468
um, no
>>61972435
(You)
Don't reply to me or I'll fucking turn you inside out
>>61972205
fittest ones in mine have all got them injections in their lips to make them bigger
>>61972392
a glass of milk
>>61972378
*fills you in with a crowbar*
>>61972492
nigel fartgage blown the fuck out
>>61972484
(You)
>>61972503
pass, i need to sleep
>>61972526
good stuff
Just got into bed but now I need a poo
This is mildly inconvenient
>>61972458
hahah i know who you are
I'm so fucking high.
Why would you elect a pro-remain politician as your leader instead of a pro-brexit one when your country voted for the brexit
Your brits are fucked in the head
Still seething about the loss of lyrics on Spotify lads
>>61972578
dude weed lmao
>>61972566
this is why you should always have plant pots in you room
>>61972566
just poo the bed lad haha
>>61972578
On life because it's the 12th amirite
low carb eaters are murderers
>>61972492
farage talks the exact same way back then as he does now
>>61972578
I CAN FEEL HEAVEN
>>61972584
she was brexit though just not vocal about it incase they lost and it tore the party in two
>>61972578
duuude weed and beer lmao
mexican housemate made carnitas earlier
one of the good immigrants 2bh.
>>61972217
absolutely splendid post, m8
>>61972584
1) she was a reluctant remainer
2) ah yes very impressive because we sure did have a say in who got elected leader of the tory party didn't we you fucking spacker cunt
POLEABOO IS OFFICIALLY STERILE
REJOICE /BRIT/
>>>/r9k/29885566
Where do I start to go about learning economics lads
>>61971585
James Henwick-Field
>brexit means brexit, not norway, not switzerland.
ah so literaly third world then. good to know
>>61972624
are you a vegetarian/vegan, la
>>61972658
No beer, I don't drink. Just weed, have some acid there though. Might go explore.
>>61970865
not literal table manners you mong
>>61972700
Alright lad.
Once was enough
>>61972674
>so why can't you give me any children Amer?
>w-well I wanted to be a girl for a couple of months but then I got bored of it
>>61972687
2,1
>>61972677
kekj
>>61972679
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
>>61972757
>implying he will ever be married
>>61972712
me in the vid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gj_OHTBuy9E
>>61972695
Ah yeah because all the countries outside the EU are third world
>>61972674
bit concerned about the lad
>>61972677
creasing
>>61972802
well, i am as well
hahah
>>61972843
>bit concerned about the lad
Notify the police in your country
Gookposting is one of the best /brit/ gimmicks IMO.
>>61972389
tim westwood is so fucking old that his parents are dead from old age
>>61972781
get fucked weeb
2>1
what is the rule on new threads? we're on page 7 and past the bump limit
>>61972677
my sides have dissolved
>>61972911
that and no gook shit it seems
not liking the janitor's ARBITRARY rule
>>61972378
- Revolution in Syria during the tail end of the Arab Spring
- Assad cracks down on protesters with violence, starts by 15 teenage protesters dying in Daraa
- After months of military sieges and crackdowns, an armed resistance begins to form
- Free Syrian Army is formed (one of the biggest rebel groups)
- Assad loses control of many areas of the country, power vacuum is created
- In 2012, Jabhat al-Nusra enters the fray (they are the Syrian arm of al-Qaeda)
- Kurds in the north (SDF, YPG/J, Peshmerga) also fighting, declare Rojava (northern Syria) as an autonomous Kurdish state
- US selling arms to rebels (they do not support Assad, whereas Russia and Iran do)
- In 2013, Islamic State of Iraq (ISI, the Iraqi arm of al-Qaeda) begin operations in Syria under Jabhat al-Nusra
- Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi (leader of ISI) and al-Jawlani (leader of Jabhat al-Nusra) begin opposing each other due to al-Baghdadi's claims of creating a caliphate
- In February 2014, ISI breaks off all contact with al-Qaeda, calls itself Islamic State of Iraq and the Levant (ISIL)
- ISIL captures huge swathes of the country throughout 2014, notably Deir-Ezzor and ar-Raqqa
- Still fighting among gov. and rebels, Assad accused of using chemical warfare and human rights violations
- Many of the rebel groups are sectarian, some are salafist extremists
- June 2014, ISIL renames itself 'Islamic State' (IS), declares a global caliphate for all Muslims
- General fighting between Gov., rebels, extremists, Kurds (which are also armed by US)
- September 2015, Russia begins a bombing campaign, IS loses a lot of ground in the following months
- Partial ceasefire involving over 100 groups is signed, Jabhat al-Nusra and IS excluded
- Government slowly taking back country, have pushed into Deir-Ezzor, have liberated Palmyra and are making efforts to advance to ar-Raqqa while the Kurds are advancing on ar-Raqqa from the north
v. short summary
This is just for Syria, the conflict spills over into Iraq
>>61972781
He never slumbers
>>61972991
Is Assad basically winning?
>>61973206
Depends how you define 'winning'.
The government is taking back a lot of the country. However, resentment against the government is so high that Assad could never stay in power after the war. Plus there are huge divides across the country, sectarianism is rife and IS has planted its roots in Syria just as Abu Musab al-Zarqawi did in Iraq over ten years ago.
The Kurds are also doing well.
But recently the government forces lost a lot of soldiers and were pushed back 25km when the Islamic State attacked them in the night with martyrdom operations and such. Still, overall IS is losing a lot of ground. When they realize it's all over, they will change their tactics and turn into an insurgency.
>>61971585
Alejandro Golf-Mason
