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wagekecking at 11 til 5:30 today dunno if I have it in me to make it another day to be quite honest my family
Can't believe its nearly 8:30 and theres no thread.
Do you guys reckon britfeel is gonna be here much longer?
Its been completely dead recently
>>29871836
Go for it lad there's going to be huge cuts because of brexit and May
>>29871836
Finish my wagecuck at 4:30 today, Boiler engineer due out between 8am-5pm. Start work at 7pm tonight.
Fucking wanker boiler people arent coming till 5 are they?
>>29871860
how on earth are there no nocturnal lads? i'm always awake until at least 8am and its shit not having a thread up past 4
also where has everyone gone? i cant think of a reason for the decline
>>29872248
>also where has everyone gone? i cant think of a reason for the decline
Britfeel got shit lad, its never been actve at night but now lots of people don't even bother coming during the day.
People like vibrateanon, tilde, nigii, junlad and azulad all left in these last few months.
>>29871810
I'm from Northern Ireland and around this time of the year everything becomes terrible and unionists become insufferable.
>>29871902
huge cuts in what?
Post boipucci
Orignalititty
tried everything to make my teeth go white and it hasnt worked
>>29872822
Have you tried bleaching them?
>>29872306
>junlad and azulad
What happened to those two? I remember they posted everyday without fail.
>>29873016
It's a really bad idea to swill bleach. I tried it and just ended up with a mouth full of blisters and ulcers for a month.
>>29872306
>vibrateanon
>nigii
>tilde
never heard of them
good riddance to tripfags tbqh, they ruin this place
Let's say you get hit by a truck while walking on your way to Tesco and then die in hospital a few days later.
Would you rather reincarnate with the appearance of:
a) A 6'5 ripped Chad
b) A really hot girl that's just the right height with the perfect ass and boobs
You keep the same intellectual capacities and personality as your previous life.
>>29872306
Good, I've waited ages for them to leave.
Slower but half-decent discussion beats constant trip drama and ironic """personalities""" any day.
>>29872306
It's holiday season lad and most of the tripfags aren't even real robots they have jobs, gf's and parties to goto
>>29871810
>your amazon parcel will be redelivered tomorrow
fuck sake lads why didn't they put it around the side gate, guess I'll have to hang around in my living room tomorrow
>>29874298
Least there is a chance of it actually turning up, have you ever had the misfortune of experiencing Yodel?
>>29874298
>why didn't they put it around the side gate
You can tell them to senpai.
>>29874312
I did
FUCK OFF ROBOT IM TRYING TO FUKCING COMMUNICATE WITH PEOPLE
Lost a friend to pokemon go last night
>>29874332
>Go players
>People
pick 1
Has anyone actually died?
The only injury I read about was some faggot falling off his stakeboard.
>>29874341
rather people tbf, was my best friend, and all he did was play pokemon go the whole night
Morning lads, my first day of neetdom after getting sacked because of lateness.
What can i do to pass the time while searching for a new job. Was thinking of reinstalling all the S.T.A.L.K.E.R games and just playing through those over the next couple of weeks.
Should i get on bennies in the meantime as well? Mum said she wouldn't have me in the house if i'm on bennies or JSA. Don't really know what to do
Leadsom is dropping out lads, all hail our new Fuhrer
>>29874487
>Leadsom to pull out
>a source tells the BBC
ie, no she's not
>>29874388
Do whatever you want mate. NEETs are the only free people on the planet.
>>29871810
>tfw working on a 0 hour contract and I've got no hours this week and could be fired
>>29874558
she's making a statement right now mate
>>29874558
>you
How do Brexit people feel about May? Is this a good outcome?
The next person to post in this thread after me has to share a picture of their willy with the group.
Afternoon guys, what's the score?
I think we all know who should be PM ,, Jeremy Clarkson
>>29874838
o... okay
origami commento
Lads I moved in to a new place a few days ago and 2 out of my 3 poos have clogged the toilet. Had to use a bucket and manually flush which is a bit of a chore each time I go poo poo.
Tips? This never happened at my last flat, I think it's because this toilet is quite shallow and all my runny shit collects at the bottom.
>>29874037
>You keep the same intellectual capacities and personality as your previous life
I'd still fail
>get our democracy back
>nobody voted for the new Prime Minister who will rule for another four years
What did you lads have for dinner?
>2 choc chip muffins
>4 bags of crisps
>tube of pringles
and before anyone asks I'm 6ft and 10.5 stone
>>29874792
May is an Orwellian, it's very bad news.
>>29874989
May a cute though
That's Leadsom out lads. May will be the new PM.
Pretty obvious that Leadsom has been promised a top job. I'm guessing Home Secretary.
>>29875006
Nope, Conservative leadership elections must always be decided by a party vote between two candidates. That means the third place candidate (Gove) is now back in the running.
So is James May our new PM?
>he spends over 1 pound a month to post on 4chan
lel
>>29875037
Definitely not Gove. He's supporting May now.
They might have to find a candidate to put up against her, but it won't be Gove.
>>29875066
Why was Osbourne not even running? He probably had a higher chance than that spineless twat Gove. Leadsom is a nobody
Do I get any special benefits for living in May's constituency when she becomes PM?
>>29875082
Osborne was too closely connected with the Remain campaign.
May was Remain too but she was a lot less active than Osborne.
Unfortunately May's position is that stopping free movement of people is more important than remaining in the single market, so the economy is going to be completely fucked.
Andrea Leadsom is a real MILF. A mother I'd like to forget.
>>29875099
It's unlikely that May will be directly involved with the exit negotiations.
>>29875192
Why? I'd imagine that as PM she'd be intimately involved. I doubt she'd be in Brussels every day hammering out the deals, but she's the one who will give ultimate approval.
It's crazy because we had the best deal in the EU.
Think I'm suffering from post natal depression
>>29871810
Any used an escort before lads?
Gonna book one pretty soon, probably today. What can I expect
I wanted Leadsom, Theresa May is a totalitarian witch.
>>29875252
She's already said she wants pro-brexit leaders for the talks.
>>29875252
The least shit deal in the EU*
>>29875342
So is Leadsom, she is just better at hiding it
Poleaboo is enjoying Pokemon GO much more now with GPS spoofing
Currently softbanned though on both his accounts
>tfw with GPS spoofing I can take over a gym near the Polish girls house
>>29875338
Poleaboo thinks you should read reviews and avoid Eastern European ones
>>29871810
>Theresa will ban anime
Fuck yes.
Kys robots
>>29874558
hmmm bet you feel a bit silly eh?
>>29875422
Did you sort that rochdale cunt out yet mate?
>>29875569
nah
My two accounts are both level 9
He's level 20
I've started joining/taking over gyms in smaller nearby town (Shaw, Royton, Castleton etc)
For some reason it always pisses me off when I see a Paki gym leader
>>29875633
>For some reason it always pisses me off when I see a Paki gym leader
I really don't understand since you're a paki too.
>>29875664
Yeah
Maybe it's me not liking how they're doing better than me despite having the same handicap
>>29875353
Yeah it's terrible being able to trade with your closest geographical neighbours with no tariff.
Will be much better to trade with them at 4%, pricing all of our goods out of the market, and crippling hundreds of British companies, causing massive unemployment and economic collapse.
That'll be wonderful.
Is it a cultural thing for Pakis to make an unbelievable amount of noise?
I have paki neighbours and its fucking insane. Can ALWAYS hear them in the communal stairwell, the kids are always screaming and shouting and the parents are no better. Pretty sure there are 6 of them in a 3 bedroom flat.
They always sit outside in their fucked old Ford Galaxy blasting the horn in the street to encourage the kids to come downstairs.
And their cooking stinks and everyone can smell it.
I fucking hate them.
>>29875706
I know a Paki guy who is going out with a really fit girl from Slovakia. Doesn't seem to be much of a handicap for him.
>>29873790
Got sick of all the new fags and arguments here.
>>29875752
Sister got a house previously owned by pakis it fucking stunk of curry, was stripping the wallpaper and yellow water was dripping down the walls
>>29873930
Vibrate anon wasn't a trip he just shivered a lot and tilde was really nice.
>>29874365
Aparently nigii killed himself but i don't buy it.
>>29875752
>s it a cultural thing for Pakis to make an unbelievable amount of noise?
>
>I have paki neighbours and its fucking insane. Can ALWAYS hear them in the communal stairwell, the kids are always screaming and shouting and the parents are no better. Pretty sure there are 6 of them in a 3 bedroom flat.
>
>They always sit outside in their fucked old Ford Galaxy blasting the horn in the street to encourage the kids to come downstairs.
>
>And their cooking stinks and everyone can smell it.
>
>I fucking hate them.
>>29875770
Can't blame them tbqh. I only stay here out of habit really, I'll probably give up on it some day
>>29875759
That pisses Poleaboo off more than if it was a white guy
>>29875806
>attempting to discredit someone by posting a handsome chap with a classy hat
>>29875801
>Sister got a house previously owned by pakis it fucking stunk of curry, was stripping the wallpaper and yellow water was dripping down the wall
>>29872306
>People like vibrateanon, tilde, nigii, junlad and azulad all left in these last few months.
That's a good thing. I left these threads originally because of people like them. Came back a few days ago and it's good they have gone or anon now.
>be student
>mad crush on Chinese girl in my class (no yellow fever she's just gorgeous af)
>in about a week our leader will be some hag who wants to deport her
timeshighereducation.com/news/theresa-may-rules-must-be-enforced-overseas-students
>>29871810
Who's the girl in the thought bubble??
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Fan of Japanese anime makes British legal history after conviction for having pictures of cartoon children
16:39, 20 OCT 2014 UPDATED 20:07, 20 OCT 2014
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Robul Hoque's barrister warned that the case should act as a warning to thousands of Manga fans across the UK who "may find themselves" in the same position
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Evening GazetteCourt: Hoque appeared at Teeside Crown Court accused of having illegal cartoons
A jobless fan of Japanese anime has become the first in Britain to be convicted of having illegal pictures of cartoon children.
Robul Hoque, 39, made legal history after he was dragged before the courts after police discovered a stash of of explicit Manga-style pictures on his computer.
Hoque, of Hardwick Road, South Bank, Middlesbrough, became a 'test case' after officers seized his computer from his home on June 13, 2012.
On the hard drive they found 288 still and 99 moving images - none of which were of real people.
Despite being cartoons, they were classified as prohibited images as they depicted young girls, some in school uniforms, some exposing themselves or taking part in sexual activity.
Teeside Crown Court heard how experts also discovered Hoque had been searching for cartoon images of young girls on the internet.
He denied 20 charges of possessing prohibited images of children and was due to stand trial this week.
But he pleaded guilty to 10 specimen charges. The other 10 were left to lie on the court file.
Defending him, his barrister Richard Bennett said the case should send a warning to "thousands" of other Anime fans across the UK.
I hate pedos and anime but this is fucking stupid.
>>29875835
Asshurt paki detected
>>29875806
>implying this is acceptable behaviour for any neighbour
Lads I spoke to nigii yesterday on /an/
>>29875849
It is stupid. How did they catch him? My cache is probably full of anime trash.
>>29875801
Jesus that is grim. I can quite believe it too.
How do they manage to be so filthy?
>>29875804
>tilde was really nice.
He caused too much agro and shitposting. All those homo posters wanting to cyber with him in the thread. All the haters telling him to fuck, all his defense force fighting back, it was not comfy.
He might have had no ill intentions but his trip brought in too much cancer whenever he would start posting.
>>29875851
>Asshurt paki
>>29875849
Oh no
IT HAS BEGUN
>go outside
>see attractive girls
>start to think sexy thoughts
>repeat "NOT FOR ME! NOT FOR ME!" over and over in my head
who /mentallyill/ here?
>>29875849
Better delete your loli lads. This shit is only going to start happening more.
>>29875886
>>see attractive girls
>>start to think sexy thoughts
Take anti-androgens like Poleaboo
>>29875866
He searched young anime girl or something like that and they was tracking him because of previous searches.
They need to realise being a pedo is an illness, least this guy watched cartoon shit instead of raping anyone.
>>29875819
Most of the Paki guys I know who aren't single have eastern european girlfriends.
I always felt like Pakis and Eastern Europeans have the same type of value on the sexual marketplace.
>>29875886
How do you stop yourself from touching attractive girls in public? I've got a really troubling condition where I accidentally-on-purpose bump into or brush up against them. It's even worse on crowded trains where I basically just sniff their necks.
>>29875907
Eastern Europeans just have a fetish for non-white guys due to their homogeneous homelands.
>>29875849
Didnt mean to paste all that stuff at the beginning.
>>29875859
I always felt sorry for nigii t b h, how did you know it was him and how is he?
>>29874371
It's a fad, normies will lose the nostalgia feels soon and others will be scared by the microtransactions. You'll have your buddy back pronto.
>>29875921
That might be it. They also often go for non-chad black guys. I used to work with a black guy who has every chad quality except height, he's 5'7. His girlfriend is a Polish stunner.
>>29875770
I doubt they weren't new too desu. Azulad was an 18 year old who was dumb enough to believe the antidepressent meme.
>>29875922
I recognised his fish and put alri nigii and he started talking to me and asked if I was from britfeel.
>how is he?
Said he got a new job, also told me about how a family member tried to kill his fish because they was mad at him.
I am guessing May will call a general election. Probably in late august or the beginning of september.
It's excellent timing considering the Labour party are in disarray.
>>29875911
>I've got a really troubling condition
Kek. Just admit you're a perv lad, you don't have a 'condition'
>>29875911
Personally I would never do that as I am much too scared of the consequences.
>>29875877
it was honestly fine until shoutanon showed up. the threads have been dying since that cunt started tripping
>>29875849
>Boro
IT'S DOWN THE ROAD LADS
I'M FUCKED
>>29875985
>family member tried to kill his fish
kek, good.
>>29876099
Sorry mate you still are the biggest loser. Niigi has a job.
Also when have you ever stood up to your dad?
I don't why ppl reply to pakipoo he is cancer, just get 4chan x and filter him out
>>29876114
Poleaboo threatened his dad with a knife and strangled him
>>29876138
And you think that makes you less of a loser? That's not standing up to him, that's psycho behaviour.
>>29876138
threatening someone who you know won't hit you doesn't count
>>29876131
He's better then the other personalities. Not that it says much.
>>29876196
but if ppl didn't reply to him he would fuck off
>>29876210
>reducing the poster count even further
Great plan
>>29876210
>ppl
are you 12 or just lazy?
>>29876131
I reply to him because I honestly believe he is the shittest person in Britain. It's like talking to a celebrity.
>>29876239
>shittest person
Shitty like in bad or shitty like is worst off?
>>29876210
I'd rather keep him around for the banter he brings in whenever he hatches one of his autistic schemes.
>>29876210
>Wanting Amir to leave
I need closure to all these fucking arcs. This saga is longer than DBZ.
>>29876210
>he would fuck off
and kill someone or worse
>>29876267
what's worse?
>>29876253
Shitty as in lack of quality.
>>29876114
What did he post lad?
>>29876287
Murder-rape
Kiddy fiddling
Terrorism
>>29875985
Wow, I didn't like the twat but thats not right. Surely they new how much he loved the fish?
>>29876287
Imagine what the mentally ill tranny would do if he got a hold of the real Monika. Probably skin her face off and use it.
Mate poleaboos a pussy, would he fuck do anything bad over than piss in someones drink.
>>29876099
What did the paki say?
>>29876357
He did get their email/facebook accounts, home address and phone numbers though
>>29876383
>He did get their email/facebook accounts, home address and phone numbers though
He lived with them at one point, not to hard.
And how much of the story is actually true?
>>29875985
>Said he got a new job, also told me about how a family member tried to kill his fish because they was mad at him.
Lmao did it die?
Theresa May
It was raining earlier
Anyone heard from DB recently?
Bit worried
>>29876382
>how a family member tried to kill his fish
Nig will NEVER stand up to his step daddy
Poleaboo is glad he's not the biggest loser here anymore.
oc
>tories have a civil war and decide on one of two WOMEN to lead the party
>labour is still in disarrayever since Blair
>Corbyn is unpopular in the party
>labour sees tories push women
>decides to shove one of their own up to directly challenge Corbyn
It's so obvious what they're trying to do. Will Labour ever recover? Is the party dead forever? Will their ever be any reason to vote anything other than conservatives anymore? Are we soon to become a one-party country?
>>29876412
>He lived with them at one point, not to hard.
he lived with one of them
I don't see how that makes it any easier to get someone passwords and personal details
>>29872822
its the dentin that's stained, it cant be whitened without a special procedure.
google it man.
>>29876475
Wow poleaboos a cunt then, Nigii stuck up for you loads didn't he?
The small burn on Poleaboos face doesn't seem to be healing
Laser could be out of the question
>>29876512
Poleaboo didn't make that post
>>29876327
Nothing, he talks the talk but won't do anything.
so this pokemon go fags actually have to go outside to play it??
that's got to fuck a lot of people here then
>>29876383
So? What's he done with it? Fuck all.
>>29876495
I really don't have an issue with a woman being a party leader / PM so long as she got that position through competency as opposed to the token woman card that a lot of people seem to be pushing.
I reckon May might be quite good as PM, as for Labour I think they are dead in the water. Having Corbyn as leader was a huge mistake, and we have Milliband to thank for that as he was the one who changed the voting system.
>>29876554
Bluestacks android emulator and fake your gps.
Google it. Guides are everywhere now. It's a shit game though.
>>29876463
Post directly above yours. Why are you worried?
>>29876594
Thats not his waifu lad, his is megumin. Because we spoke a fair bit and I noticed he has't posted in ages. His last post was about him going to the doctors.
>>29876560
>I reckon May might be quite good as PM
I have these creeping memories of TM quotes ive heard over the years and thought to myself 'thank god shes not pm'
cant quite find them off hand, I hope someone complies them into an image tho.
Poleaboo what are your thoughts about your beloved City going into next season?
GUYS I FOUND A POKEMON HOW DO I PUT IT IN MY PHONE WHY DOES IT BITE SO HARD
>had a laser patch test 2 weeks ago
>developed a "blister"
>went down after 2/3 days
>replaced by a small scab
>scratched it off after a week
>seems to look fine, thought the skin would grow to cover the gap
>2 days pass and it looks bad, skin in light pink and slightly raised
and that's when I realised I had been burned
Guess I'm not doing laser then
Maybe going to have to quit this whole transition thing
>>29876751
Reckon we'll win the league and another CL semi
Guardiola knows what he's doing and he'll get the lads to perform at their highest levels
Sorry for not posting in while lads, i've only come back because someone on int made me.
>>29876475
I don't need to, hes a cunt but hes not abusive.
>>29876463
I hope hes ok, hes probably the nicest poster here.
Can whoever it is stop pretending to be me, I left the threads and movie night because you wanted me to, please just leave me alone now.
Bought this with my first paycheck lads.
>>29876991
>Maybe going to have to quit this whole transition thing
Amir has given up in a few months. Yes, not a fetish at all.
>>29877025
Oh fuck off you sad cunt. Pakiboo is atleast comically pathetic. You are depressing and bring the vibe down pathetic.
>>29876991
>Maybe going to have to quit this whole transition thing
kek, that didn't last long.
>>29877047
I'm not pathetic, I'm doing better with my life than you and i'm healthy now. I got help and am on new pills. But I am leaving don't worry, . Excluding nymph, kent, gorrila and DB this place is just full of cunts. Toxic.
A good family friend died today lads
I've always felt disconnected to feeling and shit (see: Autism) but it has really affected me.
He was a good man, always made me laugh.
>>29877123
>Kiddy on antidepressants
>Too scared to sneeze infront of his abusive parents
Ah yes. Sad I won't get to hear about who tried to flush your fish next. So positive.
Mumin Sahin and Emin Ozmen have been found guilty of smuggling more than three tonnes of cocaine
probably get community service, muh racism
>walking to sainsburys for a meal deal
>girl comes past me on her bike
>wheel scrapes against pavement
>she falls off
>going to have to walk past her in a moment
>she's lying on the floor making some kind of moaning noise
>don't know what to do
>pull out my phone and pretend I haven't noticed
>some people get out their car and help her
Phew. Dodged a bullet there lads.
>>29877182
>>Kiddy on antidepressants
Not on anti depressants and i'm in the progress of moving out. Have fun knowing you haven't come from a shit upbringing like me and you still can't get laid. Whats your excuse?
And I aint scared of my parents trust me, been through worse than anything they can do to me.virgin;)
>>29877225
Thought you were leaving mate why are you so mad? Make sure to pick up the family some beer so their punches are easier to doge kek.
>>29877123
>Excluding nymph, kent, gorrila and DB this place is just full of cunts.
T-thank you
>>29877245
Aw hes upset, whats it like being so pathetic arguing with me is the highlight of your day?
See you later, have fun in your empty thread
Both off you shut the fuck up
>>29877259
You're fucking underaged
>>29877245
And you're so shit at insults its making me fucking cringe.
I had quite a lot to do today and i haven't done any of it.
Oh well, might as well post your waifus lads.
>>29877163
Sorry for your loss fammo.
>>29877025
Nice tank, I always though you was alright
>>29877331
Happily
>>29877188
kek I would have done the same.
Saw a girl trip really bad right next to me one time. Blood all over her face. I just walked past while other people came running to her.
>>29877355
Right thing to do, when it was icy as fuck I slipped and broke my elbow and this qt girl started laughing.
We shouldn't be fighting amongst ourselves lads, we should all be ganging up on that little paki subhuman filth Amir Hussain.
What is the Chester accent? Is there one?
>>29877331
Same lad, I got one thing done so it wasn't all bad. Means i'm going to be quite the busy bee tomorrow though.
>>29877394
That's his fetish doe. He's a self hating paki.
>>29877047
Whats he actually done to upset you?
Hes alright you know, stop being a cunt
Amir, I've been talking to Tanvir and Ayesha about you.
ITV2 confirm new addition to to weekday afternoon chat show line-up.
just woke up lads
how on earth am i going to fix this sleeping pattern
>>29871810
>You have been muted for not using addblock on triggering content
whats this adblock meme?
Ayesha was very interested to hear about your online antics Amir.
>>29877611
Stay up for 24 hours.
>>29877611
Yeah, load up on some energy drinks, vidya, movies, food, and just go to bed at a normie time tomorrow night.
>>29877331
I'm here for waifus. Really need to get some original pictures desu
I've been very busy lads, moved into a new house recently. Curtains were down when I moved in and I can't figure out how to get them back up :( Why do I have to be so useless at stuff around the house.
Hope you all have productive, or at least enjoyable daysI know you won't
>>29877743
>>29877774
never works
always end up falling asleep at around mid day
also don't like the taste of energy drinks
>>29877791
>don't like the taste of energy drinks
drink coffee then
>>29877791
You need a reason to stay up. It's easy if you try, I do a lot of 24 hour motor races no sweat.
I don't know what your NEET poison is, but play a game which'll keep you invested for 24 hours straight.
It gets pretty relaxing to know that all you have to do for 30 odd hours is be conscious. No stress, no responsibility, no worries, no work, no study, just be awake and do whatever the fuck you want to keep yourself awake.
Theresa May, Snooper's Charter overseer, is new Prime Minister. How do you feel about that?
>>29877832
This
I go on really long wanking sessions edging myself. Last time I was slowly stocking my cock for almost 4 hours straight to all kinds of porn. Kept me awake and alert.
>>29877853
wouldn't trust her as far as I could throw her
>>29877853
more of this will happen >>29875849
we are all probably on some list already, better get purging lads.
https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2016/jul/11/revealed-alice-gross-argued-against-banning-foreign-criminals-before-her
>Girl killed by convicted Latvian murderer
>She wrote compassionately about the cultural benefits of European immigration
>and the flaws of blocking foreign criminals from entering the country
I'm not even anti-EU but this is hilarious
>Theresa 'Waifu Killer' May
Am I still allowed real women on my laptop, or do I just purge everything?
>>29877996
Anything obscene needs to go. Most hentai desu
>>29878009
That's it, i'm a Corbynista. May must pay.
>>29877123
No love for Ess, nigii?
starting wagecucking tomorrow 9:30 - 6:30, constant hardwork with only 20 minutes for lunch and no other breaks from being a lazy NEET, how badly will this fuck me
>planning on ordering a takeaway from favorite place today
>get hungry
>favorite place for some reason isn't delivering today
Fuck, looks like i'm going to have to get dressed and nip to tescos. There goes my comfy day.
>Eating yesterday's chinky and watching a north korea documentary on a monday afternoon
Where did it all go so wrong lads
>>29878093
Depends on how long you've been a neet. If it's been years you'll probably have a mental breakdown and quit after a few weeks.
>>29878114
That would sound like a great idea if you cooked something up of your own. It's really easy
>>29878187
*great day. Stop fucking up brain
>>29878109
>favorite
americunt or thick cunt
Just read the thread for the first time in a few days
Pretty gay desu
>>29878325
Not correcting
>tescos
Yank pretending to be English detected
>>29878076
Was you not just trying to wind me up on int?
And please don't call me that
>>29878367
Nah! I'm from Manchester United
Lads I'm off to to ASDA. I've only ever had delivery straight to my door so I'm not sure how things work. How do I get a trolley, do I just put in a coin and it pulls out? And then put it back where I got it from? Pls help
I tried googling for this but I don't think other people are as helpless as I am
>>29878552
You need to go to the security guard who stands around the entrance, he does the trolley stuff.
>>29878123
its been about 3 quarters of a year
>>29878552
Talk to the security guard inside. He'll hand you a bit of paper that you need to sign, then he'll give you a trolley key.
You give him back the key on the way out after he checks your receipt.
>>29877853
She will never actually be PM, we'll have a general election which will result in a Labour/SNP coalition.
>>29878661
>>29878703
Fuck off lads, I came here for some genuine help. I can tell you're bullshitting me
>>29878718
They're being genuine. Trolley thefts are a serious problem for supermarkets.
>>29878718
Haha, sorry lad, couldn't resist.
You actually get the trolley key from the customer service desk.
>>29874365
people have been robbed at gunpoint because of it. gangs setting locations and waiting until people turn up to mug them.
>>29874976
dinner? it's only 17h19 you madman
>>29878718
You fucking moron.
>>29875030
ye foreign or home sec for sure.
>>29878731
I see trolleys thrown around all over the place at my ASDA.
>>29878745
If you insist on trolling me I guess I'll have to use the baskets instead which aren't big enough. I won't forget that you refused to help me in my greatest time of need /britfeel/
>>29878809
No need to be mean, we're all retarded here. Some are just a bit worse than others
>>29878802
Poleaboo is actually thinking he might get a donner on chips
Quite depressed regarding the possible impossibility of laser
>>29878824
Donner Meat and chips is literally gods gift to us mere mortals
>>29878824
Maybe you shouldn't have picked your scab
>>29878824
What was the laser for exactly? Hair removal?
>>29878821
You were alreadt right about how to operate a trolley m8 simmer down
>>29878824
>get a donner on chips
nice diet fatty
If you could only eat chocolate or crisps for the rest of your life, which would you survive longest on?
>>29879058
Definitely chocolate.
Wouldn't be much longer though.
>>29879058
Neither, you'd gain negligble nutrition from a diet like that and wither away within weeks/months
Also health issues from eating like utter shite
>>29879058
would choose chocolate
Just used pirate bay and got a really bad virus
Ffs lads
>>29879166
He obviously knows that, you idiot.
He was asking which one you would survive on longer, not whether it was a good idea.
God almighty I swear the IQ here is getting lower.
>>29879235
t. sperg
originale commente
>>29879250
The sperg is you. Can't even read the fucking question.
any of you lads ever hang out in the brit general on /int/?
Poleaboos dinner
The "scar" doesn't look that bad, holding out hope it will heal
>>29878913
Facial hair
>29878880
I had left it for a week, thought it was time
>>29879387
Fat paki cunt
>>29879370
Yeah all the time
Oceee
>>29879435
Impressive you fucking idiot
>>29879387
Better with chicken schwarma.
You can always tell a shitty kebab shop. They are the ones that don't have a chicken schwarma.
Not that all the ones with chicken schwarma are good, but the ones without are absolutely shite.
>>29879565
type chick schwarma again
I've seen ghostbusters lads.
>>29878398
No I was not, I've never posted on int and the post you replied to is my first here this week.
What's those things in Gremlins called?
Just had a wank over the new Prime Minister. Don't judge me.
>>29879893
you mean the mogwai that turns into gremlins when it gets wet.
>>29879863
Oh right I think I liked you as well then. Someone kept threating to dox me and doing the :) thing so I thought it was you.
Anyway I'm off to bed now, wage slaving tomorrow. Night
>>29879962
>wanking over Mistress without her consent
Oh dear, you're in for it now anon
what the FUCK are these lines about
>>29880226
FUCK OFF PAKIBOO
NOBODY CARES
>>29879982
When does it stop being after midnight so you can feed them again?
>>29880268
not pakiboo tbqh
>>29880226
Just imprints from something that's applied pressure to your skin.
