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the twelfth edition
fuck kpop subedition
brit more like shit
>>61972256
shit more like hit
I endorse this thread
Arse-stralia
theresa may a cute
This thread is not /brit/ related.
really like this girl
nth for Laura Kuenssberg sprinting down the street
>The south
>July
>It's so fucking hot that your dog will die if you leave it outside and your car will burst into flames
>Every time it rains steam comes off of the roads and ruins your perfectly manicured southern tide outfit
>Fourty homeless people died today of being fat in 100 degree weather
at least there are no muslims
>>61972835
how did you get this picture from last night's hosing in my runt shed
>>61972939
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA UDA SCUM BTFO
>>61972947
same 2bh
janitor is so fucking based lads
>>61972939
Yes it is
>>61972947
what's her name lad?
>>61972960
>Fourty homeless people died today of being fat
murica
business idea: contact me dad who i havent spoken to in 14 years and hope he gives me a job
>>61972992
cara something that last name is really hard think its french haha
>>61972990
Don't fucking tell me what is and what isn't kiddo, or I'll tell the Janny.
>>61972960
sounds fun
Need a Jenna Haze gf
Lads imagine if Spitting Image was still around today
Reckon they wouldn't be able to keep up Tbh
DUDE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8XpFIDJPXA
>>61972835
never ceases to make me laugh.
whats the worst 4chan community excluding /b/ /v/ and /pol/? They are all the same
Think I'm in love with the janitor lads
>all this janny brown nosing
embarrassments the lot of you
>>61973033
Tim looks unnaturally dry here
Compliments to the photographer
>>61972993
That's the thing, homeless people can't possibly ever be without food, so the first thing the government throws at them is food. That is on top of the fact that shitty food is always the cheapest, and poor people have been outsourced by machines.
>>61972997
t. jamal from croydon
>>61972378
- Revolution in Syria during the tail end of the Arab Spring
- Assad cracks down on protesters with violence, starts by 15 teenage protesters dying in Daraa
- After months of military sieges and crackdowns, an armed resistance begins to form
- Free Syrian Army is formed (one of the biggest rebel groups)
- Assad loses control of many areas of the country, power vacuum is created
- In 2012, Jabhat al-Nusra enters the fray (they are the Syrian arm of al-Qaeda)
- Kurds in the north (SDF, YPG/J, Peshmerga) also fighting, declare Rojava (northern Syria) as an autonomous Kurdish state
- US selling arms to rebels (they do not support Assad, whereas Russia and Iran do)
- In 2013, Islamic State of Iraq (ISI, the Iraqi arm of al-Qaeda) begin operations in Syria under Jabhat al-Nusra
- Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi (leader of ISI) and al-Jawlani (leader of Jabhat al-Nusra) begin opposing each other due to al-Baghdadi's claims of creating a caliphate
- In February 2014, ISI breaks off all contact with al-Qaeda, calls itself Islamic State of Iraq and the Levant (ISIL)
- ISIL captures huge swathes of the country throughout 2014, notably Deir-Ezzor and ar-Raqqa
- Still fighting among gov. and rebels, Assad accused of using chemical warfare and human rights violations
- Many of the rebel groups are sectarian, some are salafist extremists
- June 2014, ISIL renames itself 'Islamic State' (IS), declares a global caliphate for all Muslims
- General fighting between Gov., rebels, extremists, Kurds (which are also armed by US)
- September 2015, Russia begins a bombing campaign, IS loses a lot of ground in the following months
- Partial ceasefire involving over 100 groups is signed, Jabhat al-Nusra and IS excluded
- Government slowly taking back country, have pushed into Deir-Ezzor, have liberated Palmyra and are making efforts to advance to ar-Raqqa while the Kurds are advancing on ar-Raqqa from the north.
>>61973069
> kpop nonce thinks it has permission to post here
off you trot, runt
>americans
>>61973059
/mlp/ you idiot
>>61973059
/brit/ or /cum/
>>61973069
weeb nonce detected
quite worried about that lad who said he knew who i was
i said that to someone many moons ago
have they finally found me and turned the tables
>>61973033
what is going on with this lad
Poleaboo feels that /britfeel/ is his true home
there are tires inside of this thing btw
and those are sinn fein posters near the irish flag
what a lovely celebration, no hate at all
>>61973059
/eire/
>>61973069
hahahahaha dry your eyes nonce
>>61973094
>>61973115
i'm not neither you pair of spineless cucks
>>61973098
of the conformists:
4>2>the rest
>>61973134
Me too, this is a normie general so fuck off
>>61973105
Nah they keep to their containment board tbf
>>61973032
Good post
>>61973098
me in the hat
>>61973098
me in the yellow hat
>>61973135
FUCKING AUTOCORRECT
TYRE, TYRES
>>61973158
you're clearly mistaken
Funny that I as never taught anything about the troubles at school
>>61973135
I love sideways images
literally can't get enough of them
>>61973174
then why could rotterdammers
>>61973174
Should have thought about that before they started a civil war
>>61973135
me at the top
>>61973154
fuck off nonce
>>61973175
aha alri mate aven't seen you for ages
Hope the kpop degenerates fuck off to their /mu/ general and stay there 2bh
update: she's got a less attractive face than i thought originally but pretty fit otherwise
KNOWING ME, KNOWING YOU, A-HA
>>61973208
keke. britain still hasn't admitted what they did to european cities.
>>61973223
who is she? why is she standing against corbyn?
>>61973137
rude
>>61973223
hmm haven't listened to abba in fucking yonks
Were you taught anything about the empire in school lads? I done history up to GCSE and pretty sure we didn't learn anything about the actual empire apart from a bit about Chris colombus discovering America
>>61973135
>burning tyres
hmm that doesn't seem sensible
>>61973250
Dunno but her announcement was hilariously bad
>>61973223
This whole thing was embarrassing. Calling out to journalists who weren't even there.
Chairman Corbyn will destroy her.
>>61973247
not with janny jan jans on our side we wont
>>61973269
Good lad
>>61973216
sup nigga how ya been
>>61973247
get this nonce janny, thanks in advance
>>61973135
>union jack on top of the bonfire
we do that too :3 x
>>61973218
Why?
>>61973275
>we didn't learn anything about the actual empire apart from a bit about Chris colombus discovering America
uh is this the Spanish Empire we're talking about?
Everyone in this thread is a scouser except me
>>61973275
>i done
wouldn't really trust your memory of school 2bh
>>61973218
Just keep reporting every one of their avatarfagging posts, they're already losing ground. We defeated anime and made Hampshire kill himself, I'm confident of another victory here
>>61973310
>Irish people have bonfires to celebrate their own defeat
watching TV lads. its not on. in fact its not even working. but I'm watching it anyway. ha ha
*licks jannys arsehole*
mmm tastes like anon
>>61973340
christopher macolumbus was scottish 2bf
>>61973135
Runt behaviour
They're such an embarrassment
sometimes i get annoyed by the kpop lads but then i remember that they are obsessed with girls who don't know their name, will never meet them unless they pay money and in the vast majority of cases are literally autistic
think they've had enough 2bh
>>61973082
What's going to happen is that when isis is vanquished, the majority sunni population will be pitted against the assad regime, which is made up of assyrians and christians, a minority in syria. The sunni hoardes will think that all of the death and destruction that they have been through had come about because of these people, and a massive genocide the likes of which hasn't been seen since the mid nineties will commence, with millions of assyrians and christians dying in the area. This event will create a watershed moment in western history, with the direct influence of the obama administration causing the arab spring, and by connection all of the death and destruction. The west will for twenty years after have a foreign policy of isolationism, while slowly evicting it's muslim populations because of massive internal strife and terror attacks.
>>61973391
hey, it's my turn!
*pushes you over and starts having a lick myself*
>>61973223
>pink
Why do Labour women have to make absolutely everything about their gender?
They could learn a thing or two from Theresa
is the janny british?
using the traps like yugi
>>61973223
Good post
The state of those posters, looks like she's selling a fucking autobiography
why ulster unionists such cucks for dutch cock
ireland is catholic tbf
story of my life lads
>>61973428
>projection
>>61973074
I was in NYC when this big fat cunt was asking people to get him something to eat. he was absolutely indignant that people were ignoring him. must have been 330lbs.
shit, i just found out that i may have to install WinXP for a class :\
not 100% sure yet doe
>>61973495
also for
>>61973378
>>61973223
Feel sorry for Angela Eagle, you just know she's been pressured into doing this. That, or she's pretty deluded
>>61973382
>projection
threw a monk down on the rouley
Honest question: why haven't any of you contacted the police regarding the mentally ill paki crossdresser?
If you hate him he goes to jail
If you like him he gets the help he needs
>>61973382
we aren't spastics we only have bonfires at halloween
starting to like are jezza lads
>>61973223
Posters look like some tacky perfume you'd see behind the counter at savers
>>61973174
Yeah I mean it's totally normal for a population to abandon it's country after a war and to go to a completely different one. That's why most germans moved away from dresden and other big cities after world war two and went to the middle east. Oh wait, they didn't.
>>61973501
not an argument nor a rebuttal really
dismissed
Ah yes
>>61973557
ad hominem
ignored
GASSED ON THE RIDDIM I'M HYPER
>>61973208
nice of them to leave the church alone
>>61973533
And say what
"Hi there's a mentally ill cross dresser on an anime forum I frequent and he's a bit annoying"
Imagine telling people IRL that you listen to korean pop music
>>61973533
I reported him to crime stoppers twice including his terrorist threats and they've done fuck all
>>61973570
>man with eu flag is upset
the 12th is great
>>61973594
>implying the nonces go outside except to sign on
>>61973533
it's a character, not a real person
literally haven't wet-shaved in about 4 years
always fucking hated wet-shaving and the feeling of being completely shaved. need a bit of stubble
>>61973506
I would have thrown him an excercise elastic instead. Or an apple.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ILCuZ8S7m0Y
me in the gym
>two day ticket came for "festival"
>its only one ticket
They don't expect me to carry it around and give it to them again on day two do they?
plan for the next five years, lads
get me degree
move over to /brit/
work
marry slag
r8
How's /gf2016/ going?
So parenting this millennium is more of a guideline than a rule
>>61973434
Nope.
IS will never be 'vanquished'. They will change their tactics and turn into an insurgency, just like al-Zarqawi's forces during the Iraq war.
Assad won't stay in power, and his government isn't made up of Assyrians and Christians (though no doubt there are Assyrians and Christians in his gov). the Ba'athist regime will fall.
The UN will probably install a secular government as they did in Iraq with Haider al-Abadi.
Sectarianism will be rife in the country though, al-Baghdadi simply carried over al-Zarqawi's idea of the global jihad into Syria.
>>61973660
they give you a 2 day wrist-band
>>61973654
Shit tune but he's tonk
>>61973684
nobody here has a gf
>>61973684
>Vilel
>>61973378
Hampshire killed himself? Please let this be true
>>61973679
>move over to Britain
Wondering what would possess you to do such a thing
>>61973684
good post
>>61973692
1,2
>>61973693
t. nostradamus
embarrassing how much brit/pol/ hates Carswell, Evans and Woolfe because they aren't complete Rorkes
most of the spackers on 4chan who think they're kippers should really be supporting the BNP tbqh
>>61973603
>>61973593
>he is violating his bail conditions
>I a afraid he will harm himself
>>61973082
you the politics and IR lad? spainlad here, was always me 2bh, cheers for the rundown this is pretty fucking comprehensive
>>61973654
man catted tempa t's flow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XgdmW-Q7ZCI
pretty cool 2bh
>>61973749
experience actually living in EU rather than just visiting
always wanted to
>Parenting
>>61973799
>living in EU
ummmmmmm hunni
>>61973801
8,3,7, dont care
>>61973704
oh right
>>61973799
We aren't in the eu you spacker, or at least won't be in 5 years time have you been living under a rock? Move to mainland Europe if you want to live in a European country
prods are practising their drumming
>>61973829
yeah, i know, i knee..was about to correct it. but it is still the best place other than may be Berlin
>>61973801
7,4,8,3,1,2,6,5,9
>>61973762
I'm not surprised given how much they suck off Farage
>even Bambara tribeswomen are disappointed in their NEET offspring
are you NEETfags not actually scared of your prolonged unemployment and the consequences down the line of that?
I was a NEET for a while myself and this terrified me. I didn't give a shit about being a NEET (most people have such a phase at some point), but I knew the whole time I needed to GTFO of it as soon as I could
but some of you seem to treat it like its something acceptable; like those lardarses who think being 400+lbs and rolling around everywhere on a mobility scooter is somehow a reasonable way to live
>>61973864
what festival?
if i ever got a gf the first thing i'd do is tell /brit/
>>61973868
iknow love the English countryside doe,
>>61973949
longitude
yeah i know im just going for the party 2bh
>>61973949
coachella
>>61973693
Nice opinion fgt
>>61973947
fatphobic twat
which one of you broke my internet
>>61973979
no mate you stop coming to /brit/ when you get a gf. that's when you become a fledgling.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHEHHAHAHHAAHHHAAHAH
HAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHH
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
THIS WORLD MAKES YOU MAD
>>61974004
I'm going too
There's a lot more Irish flags in here tonight than usual
I for one approve of this new story arc
>>61973033
stages of tim
1) shocked a person like this exists
2) laugh at his obsession and post him to /brit/
3) feel sad for him as you wonder why he's like this
anyone for unsound-krakow?
>>61973981
If you've got the money to move to the countryside with good links to a city in which you can work then power to you mate but it will be difficult
The housing market here is fucked
>>61974036
lineup is the worst I've ever seen
Are you a bogger that travels miles up on the bus and then home again
>>61974004
>>61974036
get mashed and go see action bronson
>>61974077
jesus she's not very good looking even for a gook is she
>>61973654
as natty as eddie hall
>>61974079
>action bronson
>rapper
nah
>>61974004
>>61974036
going as well
/brit/ meetup?
>>61974048
all me 2bh
>>61974099
You're just jealous
>>61974048
Actually going to bed now tbqh, night lad.
Dear Life Cereal,
>>61974119
this
>>61974111
>>61974119
go see vic mensa too lads
anyone going electric picnic
here we all are then
the lads
>>61974167
definitely seeing him, are the stage times out?
>>61974196
here we are eh
>>61974111
Ill be the one with the gf
Tim is a fucking normie
left buying a ticket for longitude till the other day
friday all sold out
dying
>>61974079
>I will light yo big ass beard on fire
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z93IaKPY_Wc
wearing armani boxers
no pokemon hunting tomorrow haha not a good day to be norn irish
>>61974200
havent a notion im not going just looked at the line up there
>>61974195
>chemical brothers
I wish m8 but cba heading down
>>61974226
same literally going with the gf
>>61974195
no i dont enjoy sucking penis
>>61974269
not her though shes taken sorry
Is it going to be full of scum?
rebooted the router minutes ago and it keeps saying my IP is 0.0.0.0 haha
Why are
there so many irishbros here?
>>61974352
all me
>>61974238
It irritates me that he doesn't bother to check his dozens of notifications or clear them from his phone
>>61974264
>>61974267
>>61974269
>>61974323
>>61974325
>>61974329
>6 Irish flags in a row
Wew lads this must be a /brit/ record
>>61974331
Doxxed
when is the apprentice back ffs
>>61974331
ummm not evading something now are we sunshine
>>61974369
>7 (You)'s
wew
>tfw no girl in my head to talk to and eventually fall in love with
Time for sudoku desu fampai
>>61974384
>that posture
>>61974352
You mentioned the 12th. They've come to fight for their land.
>>61974329
wasn't too bad last year, depends on the act though
any good Docs lads? proper bored.
please no leftie shite.
>>61974391
not that I'm aware off, don't think I have a dynamic IP anyway
anyone selling a friday longitude ticket
>>61974384
the implications are obvious
>>61974369
>Wew lads this must be a /brit/ record
>>61974119
>>61974412
yeah, chemical brothers was sorta bad for that
Its in a shithole area too
prods won't stop banging their drums
/brit/ seems to have been relatively quiet about lefties and muslims and shit recently
our the ickle babbies growing up?
>>61974428
be hard to get a friday ticket with kendrick headlining m8
about to put the drugs in my mouth
>>61974428
https://www.donedeal.ie/musictickets
took about 9 seconds
currently banging some drums
>>61974463
the leavers got BTFO when you tanked your economy
Me and the gf
Is there Amazon Prime Day in Britland?
>>61974463
Nah it's just become standard to hate both of those.
>>61974463
PATHETIC post
Sad!
>>61974500
yes
>>61974480
most of them are dublin don't live there
if I bought a friday and saturday ticket could I print it off or wait for it in the post?
>>61974499
does her name start with S?
>>61974480
>major lazer
literally who
at least most of the scum will go to lemar on friday
>>61974493
all this political freedom seems pointless when we're all cucked by global economic forces anyway
>>61974553
you just ring a lad and arrange to meet him when you go down for the concert you autist
>>61974546
Any thing good on sale?
proper sick of lefties and muslims 2bh lads
>>61974586
probably get stabbed by a dodgy dubliner then
>>61974553
>are dublin don't live there
full at the moment sorry lad
>>61974586
thats risky as fuck you lunatic
>>61974598
much better, was starting to see some of you as complex beings with various beliefs and values 2bh
>>61974598
t. virgin
when the FUCK is the 6god going to do a european tour?
>>61974628
sharia law for britain mate
is life worth living should i blast myself
>>61974683
mashallah brother
>>61974642
t.cuck
hope you're all going sober to longiutde and not taking anything questionable
>>61974683
I REALLY hope this doesn't happen for you lads.
>>61974663
Haha I reported that post (and this one)
just walked through lewisham wearing a kkk outfit and got beaten up lads
now the fucking police are trying to victim blame me
>>61974616
>>61974626
how do you pair of retards think done deal works?
>brexit actually won
>cameron is gone
>theresa may as PM
anyone else feel like the events of the past few weeks have been too surreal to be true?
>>61974734
Good on you
>>61974745
LEWISHAM MAC DEEZ
>>61974774
wanna war me?
>>61974663
reminder that kpop nonces are now officially ban evading and can be reported on sight and banned for 30 days every time you see a kpop post :)
thanks
>>61974757
>ring dodgy dubliner
>ahh howiya bud ya iv got ti ticket right here ill meet yeh there yeah giz a buzz when ya get there ive no credit
>meet him and get stabbed or he wants double the money
IRISH GET THE FUCK OUT OF THIS THREAD NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWW
OOUUUUUTTT GET OUTTTTTTTT FUCKING LEPRECHAUN FUCKS OOUUUTTTTT
rolling a blunt
>>61974759
it's only partial.
we're staying in the single market lad and that means free movement.
cameron's time was up anyway.
we've had a female autocrat before
>>61974796
>arrange to meet in public place
>tell him to fuck off if he ups the price
wow so scary so hard
>>61974829
>tips bowler hat
odds look at porn
>>61974793
>not wanting a human gf
>you now realise the UK would've been much better off if Ed won
me on the left
https://youtu.be/M-52g--ypjA?t=3m24s
Is Putin unfairly portrayed by the west?
>>61974829
t. orange man
>>61974851
banned
>>61974806
toooo good
always wanted to troll the orange walks when they went past when I was wee. just stick a leg out pretending to trip them up or walk out in front. lol
never realised i could LITERALLY HAVE DIED
mental
me on the counter
>>61974884
literally don't know what any of this stuff is
>>61974866
but he was "anti-business" and ate a sandwich funny
can't be assed to do pressups or situps or plank or anything
how can one exercise without exerting any effort at all?
why is my nose always slightly blocked
this is now a republican thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8wgrZ6t5BA
So is free trade pretty much a meme?
http://krugman.blogs.nytimes.com/2016/03/09/a-protectionist-moment/
>>61974926
For ban evading, sweetie. :)
x
*gets in shape*
*gets a job*
*cleans up*
*gets a Black gf*
Easy lads, that's how you make it
>>61974901
fuckin geordies
>go to bed at 5am and wake up at 3pm
>good 10 hours sleep
>just had an apple because apparently they wake you up and increase your alertness
>have a cup of tea on as well
>can't stop yawning and feeling groggy
is it because i woke up past mid day?
i want to be alert and play competitive vidya golly gosh dammit
>>61974901
fuck off paki
>>61974952
yes a meme that has achieved pretty much universal consensus in economics
hahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahaha oh my god what happened
>>61974988
lol this is the lad who didnt flinch at the grad strike
>>61974933
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FkgwdlBasYM
i spit when i talk i'll fuck anything that walks
>>61974926
stop replying to autists
>>61974979
get some charlie lad
>>61974999
delusional lefties thought america was a good example
>>61974980
what kind of runt posts in other general aside from his own?
ah yes of course, it all makes sense now
>>61974989
Read the article before engaging with my post
>>61974988
I'm not the one who spends my life spamming pictures of kpop girls all day long though, so I don't think you really have any grounds to be insulting me. xx
Bye bye now, you don't have permission to reply to me. Filthy little animal. xo
>>61975017
HOW YOU GONNA BREAST FEED ME MOM, YOU AIN'T GOT NO TITS
>>61974988
You're autistic
>>61975021
nah, don't put stuff up my nose
>>61974838
>come up from whatever bog shithole hes from in his remapped bora
>all his m8's have tickets
>ring guy from donedeal
>tickets gone/no answer
ahh yes
I wish my Dad would just fuck off. He really is a pathetic excuse for a man right now.
Until recently he only existed to impose his will on others.
Now all of a sudden he's revealed that he's had an affair and he's been a mess.
He refuses to take responsibility for his actions and still professes his love for this other woman.
All the while he still acts like a condescending asshole who thinks he's some kind of victim.
I swear marriage is a failed institution. I always laugh when I see people talk about 'family values' because they clearly mean nothing.
I'm never going to get married. You spend too long with someone you get sick of them eventually.
I just wish I had a home to myself. I'd take sleeping in a one bedroom flat over this sorry excuse for a home.
>>61975060
what about your bum?
saw a group of people put down a lure in a park in pokemon go
wanted to join them but i didn't haha
>>61975075
only a finger in the shower every blue moon
Thanks for clearing up the mess janny
>>61974837
>implying you can't tell them to fuck off
Give it a decade or so when you lads are confident enough again to have a hardass in office and they'll renegotiate with Brussels. What's important is that you have a say now.
>>61975065
>Oh golly anon, please slow down, you're hurting me!
>>61975065
>asshole
fuck off yank
>>61975061
yes because every ticket in dublin will be sold and there definitely will not be people about the place with spare tickets theyre trying to sell
>>61974842
what is it with Africans and religious gullibility?
seems like you could head down there preaching any made-up/'scribbled on a napkin 5 minutes beforehand' religion and they'll just mindlessly gobble it up
>>61974866
Definitely would have been better off under a Labour majority, but a Labour - SNP deal would have been cancer. Another Tory - Lib Dem coalition would have been the best thing for the country.
why don't presidents fight the war
>Definitely would have been better off under a Labour majority
>>61975126
>Oh golly
Just read An American Tragedy cause I'm /lit/ as fuck and people did actually talk like this back in the day. Like if they were frustrated they'd say "Gee whiz" or some shit. Absolutely mental.
is new janny confirmed handsome and strong? does he vow to remove k-nonces as long as we obey his decrees a la thread length? will he cease before the time that we reach a moral, degeneracy free society?
i hope all of these are yes
>what is it with Africans and religious gullibility?
>seems like you could head down there preaching any made-up/'scribbled on a napkin 5 minutes beforehand' religion and they'll just mindlessly gobble it up
why don't we just play chess to solve issues instead of fighting in wars lol
people are SOOOOO stupid apart from me
>>61975204
wait the last one doesnt make sense
ignore that one
>>61975227
wanna play a game now?
>>61975132
You mean like white people?
>>61975237
no because my skill cannot be matched you would only disappoint me
is it just me or are things changing really really fast
yall know me still the same old g but i've been lowkey
>You mean like white people?
>>61975193
One only has to watch a motion picture of a certain age before they realise this is, in fact, the case
Absolutely willy-wonka bonkers 2bh mate if you ask me but hey ho
>you will never come home to this cooking you dinner and then slowly de-robe her in the bedroom later
why the FUCK didn't i make a move on her
feeling dumb lads
>>61975132
come from a shitty place where they (making the next bit up but you get the point) sacrifice children to make the weather nicer
then some healthy, developed people with magic tricks like fire from a hand and flying machines turn up and tell them about jesus christ our lord and saviour and they associate the two
>>61975275
mutherfuckers act like they forgot about dre
What the fuck is the point in northern ireland
>There are pathetic virgins who reports images which aren't even off topic or related to kpop in any way on a Tibetan dream weaving emporium
HAHAHAHA YOU COULD NOT BE ANYMORE PATHETIC. YOU'RE NOT EVEN JANITORS. YOU'RE BELOW JANITORS. YOU'RE LIKE FUCKING PREFECTS
KILL YOURSELVES
HAHAHAHAHAAHHAA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6_Z9svEs6U
>>61975282
nice1 hat twat
>>61975322
10/10
>>61975259
i've LITERALLY only lost to one person on /brit/ before, played at least 10 people too, unless they're always the same few people
>>61975322
if i went to an anime convention dressed as kev would people recognise me
>>61975322
pls be in
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N
>>61975131
risky
go to the marley concerts every year have tried this and failed
there are waves of scum outside looking for tickets
>>61975258
>white people
you mean the only race on earth who consistently fought off the muslims every time they tried to invade?
>>61975322
you are quite tall and handsome but you have veiny autistic computer man hands
>nice1 hat twat
>>61975322
Try not to shoot up any schools, Elliot
>>61975285
Tbf people in those days didn't shave their pubes or use deoderant or bathe regularly either, the stank on those fannies would've been something else I tell you
>>61975322
REALLY like this image
>>61975322
Nice fit bro
>>61975389
Israel isn't white
Who was best?
>>61975399
dunno la i reckon i could GROW to like the pube bush heheheh
>>61975463
LORD PALMERSTON
want to make out with a girl while this plays in the background
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bCMPryaniN0
>>61975463
>andrew boner law
>>61975463
Clement
anything else is incorrect
Any chance of him getting a cabinet position any time soon?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BFmOg2mEl6Q>>61975463
>>61975463
Churchill of course lad
>>61975518
>>61975463
Harold McMillan
>>61975065
WHY DONT YOU GET A JOB AND MOVE OUT THEN YOU NEET FUCK PLAYING THE VICTIM THERE JUST LIKE YOUR SCUM FATHER NECK YOURSELF
my dad looks like De Niro
>>61975524
mogg seems like one of those guys who would emigrate to yankistan and mislead yanks on what english people are actually like
>>61975524
nah, frontbenchers distance themselves from him but keep him in the public view to make themselves look down to earth
>>61975463
david lloydd george
>>61975463
churchill
>>61975463
TONIBLER
>>61975524
Theresa May is going to form a centrist one nation cabinet, so far-right wingers like Mogg won't be in it
ngl life at 1.40 in the morning without normal internet is fucking boring
>>61975595
plen opinion
only 4 days til friday. wew
>>61975491
Yeah I would rather go back too, it's amazing how much social pressure there was on grills not to have sex outside of marriage. To be a single mother was a little disgrace that you would never live down.
>>61975606
i swear down if she backslides on freedom of movement i'm going to sperg the fuck out
>>61975617
being sober is fucking boring
>>61975463
brits - what's up with that "Baldwin-MacDonald-Baldwin-MacDonald-Baldwin" bi there? seems highly suspect
>>61975617
I have no fucking laptop anymore
I have to read books
wonder if the sugar in some m+m's will help me feel more energised. deep down i know i'm just trying to justify being a greedy pig :'[
Theresa May actually supported brexit all along
Screencap this
>>61975651
Great Depression was a period of turmoil
>>61975653
what did you do with it
>when you're a couple of decades into plutocracy and chill and he gives you this look
>>61975678
charger ripped
>>61975638
i wonder why la
Dont talk to me or my son ever again
Does anyone have visual snow here
I practically can't see anything in the dark
>>61975705
fug
Normies are having sex literally as I type this. Actual penises thrusting into real vaginas as my fingers move aross the keyboard.
bit weird people with money can't get so many benefits but we can't kick people out social housing if they start earning more money
>>61975725
correlation =/= causation remember lad
You alright Tim?
>>61975768
because then people wouldn't make more money if they're going to lose their house
>>61975760
How do they know which hole to put it in? I heard girls have two front holes
>>61975760
bp's as well lad
>>61975657
has vinny seen your message?
>>61975743
aye lad, ever since I can remember. I also have crazy light-halos and star-like effects on any light source.
if I stare at a wall for long enough patterns begin to form in the visual snow its actually pretty cool desu
honestly despise this youtube trend of 'make a funny face in thumbnail'
never really click on videos that do it
>>61975772
come come now lad you must have seen how sex changes girls
>>61975796
>I heard girls have two front holes
Surely you jest?
>>61975844
no bullshit mate, 4chan told me they have a hole they wee from and another that the baby comes out of
>>61975810
I told my eye doctor or whatever and he thought I was fucking insane
he almost kicked me out of the room
>>61975322
howling
>>61975796
the lower one
watching silver linings playbook
JLaw is a qt
>>61975837
i have not (not a normie) but i have noticed that slags tend to come from poorer backgrounds which would be definitely correlate with lower happiness
>>61975801
dunno
>>61975743
No but do you know when you don't sleep for days and start seeing shadow creatures in the corner of your eye? I see them constantly
literally have no idea how to even kiss a girl let alone sex and im 29
>>61975844
And that doesn't even count the bumhole...
>>61975734
lmao
>>61975920
alri tim
*walks towards the camera*
>>61975782
dont talk to me sunshine
>>61975883
David O Russell went to shit after The Fighter
>>61975859
i had a similar experience lad, i went to the doctor about it at a young age and ended up going to the hospital where they used those pregnancy pen on my bloody EYE
they discovered nothing untoward and I got a meme diagnosis of nothing basically.
the only time it bothers me is when I look at the night sky and it looks really shit because of the snow everywhere :(
seeing more of the RT shill
for fuck sake, why do people drink that up
Give me the best Tim videos
>>61975743
i have this weird thing with my eyes where i go outside and some people look black/brown
dont know whats wrong with me
>>61975970
Sounds bad mate
I also have photophobia (increased sensitivity to light) which is a pisstake, I can't do camera flashes at all and the sun kills me, I have to squint all the time when when it's not even that bright
>>61975922
it comes natural
>>61975950
If the lad who took this is around, try to retake this with the right angle so we can get a proper *walks towards you*
>>61976006
that's because you live in london
>>61975995
27th September 2015
>>61975950
fantastic what an absolute madman
>>61975986
What are you referencing?
>>61975995
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ilOc_kgQ7C8
>>61976063
Which one is the dentist one?
>cp posted
>accidental hover
am i fucked
Had a willy inside me this time last night
>>61976046
jonathan pie
>>61976063
Dont mess around with me sunshine
>>61976078
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4gGf19tEVU
update: still no gf
>>61976063
>review brah
no fucking way
how?
Does Brexit mean we will get an au Bon pain in the uk
I'm texting someone who knows Tim but I'm not entirely sure who it is, think its his brother
>>61976083
You better be a grill >:-(
http://www.starnow.co.uk/timbyrne1
>>61976221
story?
business idea: build a tunnel to the US then charge a toll for usage
Why is he so sweaty?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dvm_CtrbGJ0
>>61976160
are you being yourself?
>>61976251
bio-oil
Need an au Bon pain lads
>>61976115
What the fuck is wrong with him?
>>61976288
*rolls up sleeves*
ill give you an au bon pain in a minute
>>61976292
us internet psychiatrists have concluded paranoid schizophrenia
>>61976235
Text one of the numbers in his inbox (he showed it in one of his videos), asked of they knew Tim Byrne, they said yes and why, I said I live nearby and am worried about him, they haven't replied yet.
Need a b.good too Boston makes the best eateries
>>61976325
theres a letter from oxford health that he posted on his facebook, clearly outlines multiple symptoms of schizophrenia and discounts loads of other diseases. He posts videos every day so he's not bi-polar which is about the only other cause for mania that intense
t. internet psychiatrist
doing a kill myself
Don't know how the dentist has been able to resist twatting Tim. That paki has the patience of a saint.
>>61976392
Post the webm
do people still use extra flags?
who's that lad who said he was going to take acid then watch something in the cinema?
>>61976402
seems like a nice lad too
any good documentaries lads?
don't care if it's lefty but please no michael moore
(everyone who now posts michael moore is officially gay and predictable)
>>61976490
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3400010/
lads what's that new scenic nice looking documentary/film coming out soon?
watching Arc the Lad
I remember this lads post word for word but I can't seem to find it in desuarchive
it's as if it has vanished
>>61976601
there was a period where the archive was down for a while about a week or two ago
the day after a wank i always get anxiety
>>61976490
what sort of thing are you looking for?
>>61976601
Is it my post?
>>61976628
solution: wank every day
>>61976614
just my luck
>>61976688
can I save this picture? want to post it on my facebook
>>61976490
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIgiV8yn3xU
>>61976544
will take a look, cheers fella
>>61976637
hmmm... a good question
and one that deserves an answer
having dessert lads. frozen cherries, 85% dark chocolate, and mineral water to wash it down
>>61976709
*saves it first*
haha too slow, 5 quid for a copy
>>61976225
>Vocal ability:Lead singer
Which board has the worst mods?
>>61976637
had a think, main interests are politics, extreme sports and urban planning/infrastructure projects
health is slowly going to shit for no reason
genuinely think it's cancer
>>61976813
/tv/ i hear
they won't stop bitching about them on /qa/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oahkGuG09SE
daily dose
>>61976827
its probably all of the shitposting
posting on 4chan every day is horrible for every aspect of your health
what's the best food to get you more alert and awake
>>61976876
I've been on 4chan for 5 years and my health was great
these last few weeks I feel as if I am slowly decaying
>>61976827
>tfw stronger and fitter than i was as a teen
feels good bud
>>61976903
m&ms, the sugar will wake you right up lad
pls say ice cream
>>61976927
that'll do
>>61976933
howling
HOWLING
>>61976933
post of the day
>>61976933
VERY good post
>>61976903
Dark Chocolate lad.
>>61976909
yeah the negative effects of shitposting are like a cavity, they dont appear over night. takes years for it to really eat away at you until one day you're in a coffin
(no but really, what are you experiencing?)
>>61976903
ice cream
>>61976929
ice cream
decisions decisions
>>61976903
the other day for breakfast i had oysters in olive oil and coffee with heavy cream in it and my energy levels were through the roof 2bh.
do i have pasta or a sandwich? it's lunch for me so choose accordingly
https://www.reddit.com/user/TheReportOfTheWeek
someone ask him about Tim
>>61977064
pasta sandwich
>>61977064
cheese and ham butty
don't normally ask /brit/ for advice on things that could change my life but hey ho here we go.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10725315
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>>61977072
yeh lets have a bunch of reddittors getting in on this too!
>>61977064
What kind of pasta
What kind of sandwich
very important questions
I am looking at buying an A4 2009/2010. Max would be 10,000
Is that a good price. 10,00 is my max
What would I get colm for that price. Need a good size boot and diesel. Nice bit of travel from September to March. going from Galway to belfast
Anyone ever apply some wax on the shiny parts of the dashboard
>>61977064
pasta
>>61977091
great idea!
someone make a tim subreddit right this second!
>>61977094
tasty
tasty
>>61977089
there's these boost dissolvable things I buy from aldi or anywhere in a tub that you dissolve in water they're little circular tablets I sometimes use they wake up me
get a good nights sleep?
>>61976982
pains and shit going wrong everywhere in my body
i am malfunctioning
>>61977079
thats literally the one i brought so gonna do that
>>61977094
sainsburys tomato and jalapeño pasta,
parma and cheddar sandwich
reminder: https://www.reddit.com/r/britreddit
Don't mess around with me, Sunshine.
>>61977124
i got 10 hours last night
maybe i over slept and that's why i feel groggy
>>61977126
delet
>>61977064
a pasta made from sandwich
>hurr im groggy
nigga just open your eyes wide af lmao
>>61977089
why do you want to stay up longer
also eating candy will wreck your energy levels in the long rung and will also fuck with the quality of your sleep, enjoy your insulin spikes breh
>>61977223
trust God.
kill yourselves RIGHT NOW
trust me
>>61977077
>>61977101
>>61977186
sorry ladies and gents, i ate the sandwich
might eat the pasta too, not on ritalin tonight so am eating all the things
>>61977148
Go with the sandwich
>>61977246
i suggested a sandwich so save your apology for a rainy day x
>>61977246
do like ham and cheese but im actually a cheese and onion lad on the sly
All the good Germans died in the war. We killed them.
>>61977269
was good, cheers for the help
>>61977270
pic related
im sorry
>>61977315
literally dont think i've ever had a cheese and onion sandwich
u northern or something?
>>61977384
actually am a northerner haha
