Comfy edition
west london girls
VERY daring
The Janitor.
for free?
can you believe Netto is giving up in the north again after just three years lads?
need a qt gf to cuddle
daily reminder that Thatcher would have banned the internet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ISy0Hl0SBfg
How do you know when you are truly and genuinely fucked?
I'm 31, and while not NEET I haven't had sex for 6.5 years. I realised recently that one of the ways I have gauged the passing of time over the last 5 years is from my evolving phases of fapping.
For example, I remember the Summer of 2010 distinctly as I was deliriously fapping to scantily-clad college party girls on Webshots. Spring 2012 I went through a Sunny Lane kick, fapping to anything of her I could find. And Christmas last year was earmarked by a phase of fapping to classic 90s Euro porn.
Each weekend, as I watch my wank flannels slowly rotate through the glass of the washing-machine door, I catch my subhuman reflection staring back at me (a la Icecutter) with that defeated, vacant stare... and it is at these moments I realise I am truly, irrevocably fucked - beyond any possible redemption.
>>61961992
how much spit got on your screen as you said this?
Fucking hell lads read this, under the section "diving bell accident"
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Byford_Dolphin
I say old bean, won any good wars lately?
all my hopes are now pinned on nige making a triumphant third return to politics and knocking theresa mays smug little face about
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! yes
Do you lads like ASMR?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-iu8o5EObg
>>61962052
>I'm 31, and while not NEET I haven't had sex for 6.5 years
30 on Saturday and no sex for ten years here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=We3dAlUhKFw
revenge is like the sweetest joy next to getting pussy
>>61962116
Wew
>>61962055
spite*
>>61962052
you know you are truly fucked the second you are out of your mother's moist beefhole
screaming as the air burns its way into your lungs
still covered in smelly ladyfluids
and death hangs above you with a smile
as you cry and scream and no one understands a word
left the house about 4 times in the last 5 months
>>61962082
He's a parasite who abuses the fear of the working classes
>>61962052
thats one futuristic sofa
Reckon denmark norway and sweden should form a union like the United Kingdom 2bh
>>61962064
already read it once. working towards becoming a professional diver in fact. these sort of accidents can't happen anymore due to safety regulations
>>61962113
fuck off caff
>>61961968
good post
>>61962174
>in the future sofas will be incredibly uncomfortable
fuck off you utter wank flannel
>>61962052
youve certainly fucked yourself haha!
>>61962197
Good job leaving out the Finns, I wish we could have left out the Scots.
Seagulls outside my window are swarming
>F1 makes it a rule that you have to include your engine manufacturer in your team name.
>"McLaren Honda"
>"Williams Mercedes"
Ok so far so good
>Tag Heur by the rights to call the Renault engine in the Red Bull car a "Tag Heur engine".
>"Red Bull Tag Heur"
Has advertisement gone to far?
We'll get a Mercedes Coca-Cola Mcdonalds team next
>>61962168
>t. SJW
>>61962240
the finns can be in but they have to use the scandi-krona and will have NO say in policy 2bh
>>61961925
Looks cold and sterile
>>61962235
not funny
>>61962249
theresas going to be primeminister theres no longer any MAYbe about it haha!
Anyone know if this bird is british lads?
2bh lads
bf is mansplaining again ffs
always so tired when i get back
just want to go to sleep baka
>>61962319
8/10
>>61962319
don't quit the day job XD
>>61962249
Never seen such a high-def picture of Nigel Farage's face. Didn't realise he doesn't know how to shave.
is there such a thing as a QT slag?
>>61962214
Yeah but the thought of being degloved through >>61962235
a 24 inch hole puts me on tilt
explaining things to my internet gf
>>61962384
of course
>>61962242
1)paint willy yellow
2)harden it by looking at pictures of your mom young
3) let it hang and have gulls chew on it
4)voila
>>61962353
dont you mean the MAY job xD
>>61962384
yes
>>61962330
cara delavigne
dunno if i spelt it correctly
right then
>>61962406
haha MAYbe you should kill yourself xD
>>61962384
>>61962384
yeah
forgot what this post was for or who it is to, or even if it will make sense
>>61962435
yeah um you didnt you unbearable fucking shithead
alri lads
>>61962351
yyyyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>61962476
alri cara
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dUQsO7NqgeI
non gimmicky choon
talking to the brazilian gf is very stressful desu, she 'accuses' me of being busy if I don't respond/read her message within a few minutes
>>61962319
When Gordon Brown became PM, she demanded he have a General Election since he had got to PM without the UK electing him.
Now she is PM and is refusing to have a General Election.
>all these runts crying because May is infringing on their precious internet freedom
>>61962330
absolutely shit gimmick
>>61962399
mirth
>>61962476
>you unbearable fucking shithead
why did you call me that
who was the girl in the op pic in the last thread?
>>61962539
"this is how freedom dies, with a gif of david webb laughing"
>May promises a better Britain
WELL, IF SHE PROMISED IT
>>61962569
my gf
>>61962572
>david webb
who
mate of mine just got engaged lads
i unironically think a united states of europe would be a good thing
just need a common language (english)
>>61962569
Diane Abbott
>>61962052
>having sex at all
Recovering alcoholic here
Alcohol is a drug and it's bad for you. Your body treats it as poison and rejects it. There is no such thing as a "normal amount". There is an amount that it can act as social lubricant which in reality is just a degree of impaired judgement. That being said I don't think it's the devil or something, but the notion that you aren't doing a drug is false and can be dangerous. just be careful. Don't ignore the signs that you might have a problem.
I'd also like to dispel the "self control/weak mind" meme. If you think that addicts are just out of control hedonists you are causing m
when is may gonna invoke article 50 then lads
>>61962592
my bf
do doooooooo do do
right
>>61962604
>i unironically think a united states of europe would be a good thing
would have to be democratic and run with socially democratic policies to work
not gonna happen
>>61962633
10pm I reckon
>>61962633
never
she is massively pro EU
>>61962563
>gimmick
>>61962633
snap general election first
>>61962592
he doesn't know david webb haha
I dunno what anime to watch tonight lads, any suggestions?
>>61962626
lol
>>61962626
How are you doing?
What do you think of AA?
>>61962633
Never
All the Rorkes got played and their rage will be spectacular
>>61962678
girls und panzer
mate of mine just got engaged to a lad
>>61962592
mirth
>>61962695
please this
>>61962717
bit gay
>>61962717
bit gay
>>61962678
>>61962677
Mitchell silly
>>61962657
all countries in europe are democratic and run with socially democratic policies today anyway, no big change 2bh
why do labour want another GE right now?
that's like a recovering alcoholic taking part in a drinking competition
>>61962717
bit gay
wish you people would stop calling things gay
post waifus
>>61962678
Sakamoto desu ga?
>Subsequent investigation by forensic pathologists determined Hellevik, being exposed to the highest pressure gradient and in the process of moving to secure the inner door, was forced through the 60 centimetres (24 in) in diameter opening created by the jammed interior trunk door by escaping air and violently dismembered, including bisection of the thoracoabdominal cavity which further resulted in expulsion of all internal organs of the chest and abdomen except the trachea and a section of small intestine and of the thoracic spine and projecting them some distance, one section later being found 10 metres (30 ft) vertically above the exterior pressure door.[5]
>>61962749
i'm (not) a fan of his tbf
i was trying to trigger more people
this (You) getting scheme ruined me ;_;
>>61962809
bit homosexual
>>61962754
"the gang of almost every labour mp" doesnt really have the same ring does it
>>61962783
why?
>g'day cunt what's all this I here about you being on some bloody website which takes the piss outta abbo, poofters and Sheila's?
>nah your Honor, it's a Japanese sushi origami trading board we don't talk any bloody shite about Sheila's we just have a few tinnies and shoot the shit, cunt
>oh alright then cunt
>see you next week Bruce
>>61962705
Seen all of it mate
>>61962741
Sam > Alex > Clover
>>61962815
That got an anime?
>>61962809
>>61962874
watch it again
brit gay
>>61962824
ayy i was in the thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEtbFm_CjE0
>>61962751
>run with socially democratic policies today anyway
Do you mean Neoliberal? There's nothing socially democratic about privatisation, deregulation, mass migration, free trade, attacking unions and workers rights, tax cuts for the rich, regressive taxes for the poor, huge income inequality, underfunded public services, attacking the welfare state etc.
Europea is full scale Neoliberal.
>>61962600
nearly all of mine are
need a comfy film or I'm gonna SCREAM
>>61962633
After we negotiate better deals, apparently.
>>61962926
indie game the movie
>>61962923
hmmm might use this to get pictures of off girls
>>61962874
Just got over
>>61962926
Master and Commander
>>61962923
https://twitter.com/christenrhule/status/752358397173862400?lang=en-gb
how does this shit get so many likes/retweets?
Sent off for my Irish passport today lads
>>61962887
>not sabrina teenage witch
>>61962980
i watched that and didn't understand it at all
im a girl btw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eu2N-cwTNDo
OBAMAKEKS ABSOLUTELY DECIMATED
>>61962926
house of flying daggers
>>61962926
tillsammans
>>61962926
chunking express
>>61962923
harlots
>>61962968
ffs
>>61962923
good lass
Is this comfy?
>Theresa May
>Th Ma
>Ma Th
>Margaret Thatcher
Coincidence??? I think not.
>>61962926
this. obviously
>>61962998
great job m8
>>61962990
don't every (You) me again unless you have business with me or my family
>>61963035
MIND = BLOWN
>>61963006
yeah I'm gonna watch this
(I'm not)
>>61963035
he's cracked the code
>>61962926
Adrift in Tokyo
>>61962998
full sorry
>>61963004
my god the /tv/ memes were right
>>61963035
*mutters something about an eye that opens*
>>61963060
Hello. I have business with your mom.
>>61963051
Cheers lad. E-e-erin go brah haha brother just kidding but am I right?
Seriously though, why the fuck are Irish passport laws so lax? It's ridiculous how I just had to literally send off one form and my mum's birth certificate and that's me for being a citizen.
>>61963003
I was thinking of that
>>61963006
ah yes the fox news tranny
got a packet of magic stars lads!
going to get off my rocket lolly tonight aha
>>61962923
>>61962984
this is literally scamming people why aren't they being arrested
this triggers the frog
dog has taken up second hand smoking lads
>>61962998
Fuck off we're full
>>61963106
well state it, I'm a very busy man
>>61963076
Shush my brother. I am we now
>>61963006
>FOX news
nah
>>61963129
Those people deserve it desu
>>61963152
I am we now, brother.
See you soon :)
>>61962998
why would you need an Irish one and a UK one
dog has taken up poker lads
>only three (You)s for the best post on /brit/ in several hours
despicable cupidity desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGAU1ap1scc
Is he right lads?
>>61963207
brexit
>>61963207
I won't, hopefully. I never got one because I thought 'there's no chance we'll ever leave the EU' and then we left.
I am 99% sure we won't leave the single market but just incase I ain't losing those sweet bennies and taking that chance.
>>61963035
really makes u think
Midas Touch
>>61963218
No.
No it hasn't.
How can I use this shit?
>>61963265
you're worse than a muslim
>>61963260
Good point, could I get one if I had an Irish grandfather?
>>61963282
broke both of my wrists in response to this posts
>>61963283
put it in the fire
Imagine being a shitskin lads
>>61963302
Na senpai i'm not. I quite like Ireland and the only reason my family moved over here is cos mentalist orangemen burnt their house down.
Doesn't hurt to have a back up.
>>61963283
>>61963282
mirth
>>61963305
yes
>>61963307
*run tape and slather super glue on them*
good as new haha
>>61963305
Yes but it's a pain in the arse if it's not through a parent because first you have to register on the foreign births register which costs 300 quid, then get a passport and you need loads of proof like his birth certificate etc.
Hey up lads who's ready for some bants from the archbishop of banterbury??
>>61962626
My mum's a degenerate junky, she's always shooting up.
I hate to see her suffer so I hide her needles sometimes, then she starts yelling at me and calling for an ambulance.
What does hyperglycemia mean anyway?
>>61963283
>muh heritage
yanks take it too far desu
>>61962998
Can I get one if my nan's from Maynooth?
>>61963327
>irish
you're already 99% there la
>>61963327
imagine being an edgy wanker
>>>/pol/
lads, I want to get into dwarf fortress. thoughts?
Thoughts?
>>61962919
Is that the slag from My parents are aliens?
>>61963327
I dont have to imagine :(
>>61963360
Fuck off you britfa.gs/* cunts
>>61963413
doors a bit small but they don't put up much of a fight, no trebuchets needed
>>61963423
MEL
E
L
>>61963418
who's the nigger?
>>61963429
mirth
>>61963365
>>61963384
Sounds like effort but I might get one just in case
>>61963347
I met a canadian who would constantly correct me on Irish history and The irish language. He claims to be irish because His great-great grandmother was Irish
>>61963327
friend is a shrilankin bogger great lad but we came up with some good memes at his expense
>>61963307
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izBUPZ3yjpU
>gta race
>traffic on
>wanted on
>crossroads track
epic
>>61963412
Found the paki lads, You can all go home
>>61963474
Go for it lad. Be aware that the queue is huge atm because of every brit getting one + you'll need about 400 quid plus you'll need to find your grandad's birth certitifcate and basically all your parent's ones that prove you're all related and descended. It takes fucking ages.
T. guy whose mum was born in Ireland who had to send off about five billion certificates including her birth and marriage certificate
You'll have to do all that just to register on the foreign births register lad.
totti
>ONE DAY
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-36759694
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-3676276
http://www.newsletter.co.uk/news/northern-ireland-news/firefighter-turned-mla-calls-for-
respectful-and-safe-bonfires-1-7471044
>>61963531
Rourke
>>61963265
>those sweet bennies
what bennies??
>>61963396
But I'm Norwegian.
>>61963347
Fuck it, I even don't know something about their culture.
>>61963322
Mum doesn't agree
Theresa May to be Prime Minister!
Great news for women*
*excluding women who are poor, gay, migrants, students, renters, carers, NHSworkers
Just drew this in paint
>>61963580
mirth
oh i wish i was sovereign
hooray
hooray
in Eng-er-land i'll take my stand
to live and die for brexit
away
away
away from stinky europe
what do you call these lads
>>61963625
alri ben
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tq_MZEECq68&feature=youtu.be&t=951
>>61963562
Free access to single market, free right to live and work and travel in the EU no matter what retardation the UK govt comes up with, free right to healthcare across EU states if on holiday, all the rights of Irish citizens (great for healthcare when the tories inevitably get rid of the NHS) and also I'm only 23 and play to travel when I'm like 26, having two passports, one I can leave in a room and one I can carry with me so if one gets lost I can always escape is great. Plus you have two sets of embassies and consular assistance.
Loads of shit.
There's not much point if you never plan to leave England, like, but it can't hurt if you've got the spare cash. It's cost me £70, would probably not be worth it if you have to registe ron the foreign births register for £300 first.
Sent off for my Polish passport lads
>>61963651
>mirth
don't understand this meme
>>61963659
>these lads
convincing trannies?
>>61963625
why dont they just not take the bait if it's that obvious
>>61963659
jesus
>>61963659
SLAG
>>61963659
pættær desu
>>61963659
25% gel bra by voume
>>61962052
>had sex at all
FONT
>>61963659
Gypsies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eI61f8G8u1k
back from the gym lads
very sweaty haha
>>61963695
It's from britfa.gs where it's basically /brit/ but instead of acting silly they act really up themselves and pretend they're much smarter than they are, so rather than saying kek or lol they just say mirth, kind of like a posh way of saying haha.
It's really pathetic and annoying.
>>61963693
I think you've suffered enough m8. No need to put yourself through hell
Theresa May looking like she's about to smash a free-kick top corner.
>>61963713
racists have low intelligence
>>61963659
Wine glasses
>>61963685
didn't realise you were travelling
thought you meant you were getting benefits at home from the EU
yea i would do the same in your position
could do with pictures of slags
slags in tights
I have a modded PS2 and 3 (THREE) blank DVDs
what is the best use of these discs
V. V. Strange day three people have sent me messages today, fairly innocous ones. Wonder what the ulterior motive of this is.
>>61963755
Can't wait for Theresa to STRIKE us a sweet GOAL in our Brexit deals
>>61963659
chebaroons
>>61963795
throw em at a seagull
>>61963751
I must suffer, it is what it means to be Polish
haha no going out pokemon hunting tomorrow
bad time to be a norn irish taig
>"Oh everyone's an activist now"
Nah everyone's just sick of black people being killed every day by racist feds what's so hard to understand
>>61963794
I got you covered senpai
> gf thought that because you don't need a TV license to watch "non-live" telly i.e. iPlayer, that all those dodgy film streaming websites were legal too
lmao
what a mong
going to have to bounce her head off the wall if she keeps this up
>>61963750
>britfa.gs
never even heard of it
>>61963830
Kurwa maty
>>61963870
hello newfriend
