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west london girls
VERY daring
The Janitor.
for free?
can you believe Netto is giving up in the north again after just three years lads?
need a qt gf to cuddle
daily reminder that Thatcher would have banned the internet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ISy0Hl0SBfg
How do you know when you are truly and genuinely fucked?
I'm 31, and while not NEET I haven't had sex for 6.5 years. I realised recently that one of the ways I have gauged the passing of time over the last 5 years is from my evolving phases of fapping.
For example, I remember the Summer of 2010 distinctly as I was deliriously fapping to scantily-clad college party girls on Webshots. Spring 2012 I went through a Sunny Lane kick, fapping to anything of her I could find. And Christmas last year was earmarked by a phase of fapping to classic 90s Euro porn.
Each weekend, as I watch my wank flannels slowly rotate through the glass of the washing-machine door, I catch my subhuman reflection staring back at me (a la Icecutter) with that defeated, vacant stare... and it is at these moments I realise I am truly, irrevocably fucked - beyond any possible redemption.
>>61961992
how much spit got on your screen as you said this?
Fucking hell lads read this, under the section "diving bell accident"
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Byford_Dolphin
I say old bean, won any good wars lately?
all my hopes are now pinned on nige making a triumphant third return to politics and knocking theresa mays smug little face about
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! yes
Do you lads like ASMR?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-iu8o5EObg
>>61962052
>I'm 31, and while not NEET I haven't had sex for 6.5 years
30 on Saturday and no sex for ten years here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=We3dAlUhKFw
revenge is like the sweetest joy next to getting pussy
>>61962116
Wew
>>61962055
spite*
>>61962052
you know you are truly fucked the second you are out of your mother's moist beefhole
screaming as the air burns its way into your lungs
still covered in smelly ladyfluids
and death hangs above you with a smile
as you cry and scream and no one understands a word
left the house about 4 times in the last 5 months
>>61962082
He's a parasite who abuses the fear of the working classes
>>61962052
thats one futuristic sofa
Reckon denmark norway and sweden should form a union like the United Kingdom 2bh
>>61962064
already read it once. working towards becoming a professional diver in fact. these sort of accidents can't happen anymore due to safety regulations
>>61962113
fuck off caff
>>61961968
good post
>>61962174
>in the future sofas will be incredibly uncomfortable
fuck off you utter wank flannel
>>61962052
youve certainly fucked yourself haha!
>>61962197
Good job leaving out the Finns, I wish we could have left out the Scots.
Seagulls outside my window are swarming
>F1 makes it a rule that you have to include your engine manufacturer in your team name.
>"McLaren Honda"
>"Williams Mercedes"
Ok so far so good
>Tag Heur by the rights to call the Renault engine in the Red Bull car a "Tag Heur engine".
>"Red Bull Tag Heur"
Has advertisement gone to far?
We'll get a Mercedes Coca-Cola Mcdonalds team next
>>61962168
>t. SJW
>>61962240
the finns can be in but they have to use the scandi-krona and will have NO say in policy 2bh
>>61961925
Looks cold and sterile
>>61962235
not funny
theresas going to be primeminister theres no longer any MAYbe about it haha!
Anyone know if this bird is british lads?
2bh lads
bf is mansplaining again ffs
always so tired when i get back
just want to go to sleep baka
>>61962319
8/10
>>61962319
don't quit the day job XD
>>61962249
Never seen such a high-def picture of Nigel Farage's face. Didn't realise he doesn't know how to shave.
is there such a thing as a QT slag?
>>61962214
Yeah but the thought of being degloved through >>61962235
a 24 inch hole puts me on tilt
explaining things to my internet gf
>>61962384
of course
>>61962242
1)paint willy yellow
2)harden it by looking at pictures of your mom young
3) let it hang and have gulls chew on it
4)voila
>>61962353
dont you mean the MAY job xD
>>61962384
yes
>>61962330
cara delavigne
dunno if i spelt it correctly
right then
>>61962406
haha MAYbe you should kill yourself xD
>>61962384
yeah
forgot what this post was for or who it is to, or even if it will make sense
>>61962435
yeah um you didnt you unbearable fucking shithead
alri lads
>>61962351
yyyyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>61962476
alri cara
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dUQsO7NqgeI
non gimmicky choon
talking to the brazilian gf is very stressful desu, she 'accuses' me of being busy if I don't respond/read her message within a few minutes
>>61962319
When Gordon Brown became PM, she demanded he have a General Election since he had got to PM without the UK electing him.
Now she is PM and is refusing to have a General Election.
>all these runts crying because May is infringing on their precious internet freedom
>>61962330
absolutely shit gimmick
>>61962399
mirth
>>61962476
>you unbearable fucking shithead
why did you call me that
who was the girl in the op pic in the last thread?
>>61962539
"this is how freedom dies, with a gif of david webb laughing"
>May promises a better Britain
WELL, IF SHE PROMISED IT
>>61962569
my gf
>>61962572
>david webb
who
mate of mine just got engaged lads
i unironically think a united states of europe would be a good thing
just need a common language (english)
>>61962569
Diane Abbott
>>61962052
>having sex at all
Recovering alcoholic here
Alcohol is a drug and it's bad for you. Your body treats it as poison and rejects it. There is no such thing as a "normal amount". There is an amount that it can act as social lubricant which in reality is just a degree of impaired judgement. That being said I don't think it's the devil or something, but the notion that you aren't doing a drug is false and can be dangerous. just be careful. Don't ignore the signs that you might have a problem.
I'd also like to dispel the "self control/weak mind" meme. If you think that addicts are just out of control hedonists you are causing m
when is may gonna invoke article 50 then lads
>>61962592
my bf
do doooooooo do do
right
>>61962604
>i unironically think a united states of europe would be a good thing
would have to be democratic and run with socially democratic policies to work
not gonna happen
>>61962633
10pm I reckon
>>61962633
never
she is massively pro EU
>>61962563
>gimmick
>>61962633
snap general election first
>>61962592
he doesn't know david webb haha
I dunno what anime to watch tonight lads, any suggestions?
>>61962626
lol
>>61962626
How are you doing?
What do you think of AA?
>>61962633
Never
All the Rorkes got played and their rage will be spectacular
>>61962678
girls und panzer
mate of mine just got engaged to a lad
>>61962592
mirth
>>61962695
please this
>>61962717
bit gay
>>61962717
bit gay
>>61962677
Mitchell silly
>>61962657
all countries in europe are democratic and run with socially democratic policies today anyway, no big change 2bh
why do labour want another GE right now?
that's like a recovering alcoholic taking part in a drinking competition
>>61962717
bit gay
wish you people would stop calling things gay
post waifus
>>61962678
Sakamoto desu ga?
>Subsequent investigation by forensic pathologists determined Hellevik, being exposed to the highest pressure gradient and in the process of moving to secure the inner door, was forced through the 60 centimetres (24 in) in diameter opening created by the jammed interior trunk door by escaping air and violently dismembered, including bisection of the thoracoabdominal cavity which further resulted in expulsion of all internal organs of the chest and abdomen except the trachea and a section of small intestine and of the thoracic spine and projecting them some distance, one section later being found 10 metres (30 ft) vertically above the exterior pressure door.[5]
>>61962749
i'm (not) a fan of his tbf
i was trying to trigger more people
this (You) getting scheme ruined me ;_;
>>61962809
bit homosexual
"the gang of almost every labour mp" doesnt really have the same ring does it
>>61962783
why?
>g'day cunt what's all this I here about you being on some bloody website which takes the piss outta abbo, poofters and Sheila's?
>nah your Honor, it's a Japanese sushi origami trading board we don't talk any bloody shite about Sheila's we just have a few tinnies and shoot the shit, cunt
>oh alright then cunt
>see you next week Bruce
>>61962705
Seen all of it mate
>>61962741
Sam > Alex > Clover
>>61962815
That got an anime?
>>61962874
watch it again
brit gay
>>61962824
ayy i was in the thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEtbFm_CjE0
>>61962751
>run with socially democratic policies today anyway
Do you mean Neoliberal? There's nothing socially democratic about privatisation, deregulation, mass migration, free trade, attacking unions and workers rights, tax cuts for the rich, regressive taxes for the poor, huge income inequality, underfunded public services, attacking the welfare state etc.
Europea is full scale Neoliberal.
>>61962600
nearly all of mine are
need a comfy film or I'm gonna SCREAM
>>61962633
After we negotiate better deals, apparently.
>>61962926
indie game the movie
>>61962923
hmmm might use this to get pictures of off girls
>>61962874
Just got over
>>61962926
Master and Commander
>>61962923
https://twitter.com/christenrhule/status/752358397173862400?lang=en-gb
how does this shit get so many likes/retweets?
Sent off for my Irish passport today lads
>>61962887
>not sabrina teenage witch
>>61962980
i watched that and didn't understand it at all
im a girl btw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eu2N-cwTNDo
OBAMAKEKS ABSOLUTELY DECIMATED
>>61962926
house of flying daggers
>>61962926
tillsammans
>>61962926
chunking express
>>61962923
harlots
>>61962968
ffs
>>61962923
good lass
Is this comfy?
>Theresa May
>Th Ma
>Ma Th
>Margaret Thatcher
Coincidence??? I think not.
>>61962926
this. obviously
>>61962998
great job m8
>>61962990
don't every (You) me again unless you have business with me or my family
>>61963035
MIND = BLOWN
>>61963006
yeah I'm gonna watch this
(I'm not)
>>61963035
he's cracked the code
>>61962926
Adrift in Tokyo
>>61962998
full sorry
>>61963004
my god the /tv/ memes were right
>>61963035
*mutters something about an eye that opens*
>>61963060
Hello. I have business with your mom.
>>61963051
Cheers lad. E-e-erin go brah haha brother just kidding but am I right?
Seriously though, why the fuck are Irish passport laws so lax? It's ridiculous how I just had to literally send off one form and my mum's birth certificate and that's me for being a citizen.
>>61963003
I was thinking of that
>>61963006
ah yes the fox news tranny
got a packet of magic stars lads!
going to get off my rocket lolly tonight aha
>>61962923
>>61962984
this is literally scamming people why aren't they being arrested
this triggers the frog
dog has taken up second hand smoking lads
>>61962998
Fuck off we're full
>>61963106
well state it, I'm a very busy man
>>61963076
Shush my brother. I am we now
>>61963006
>FOX news
nah
>>61963129
Those people deserve it desu
>>61963152
I am we now, brother.
See you soon :)
>>61962998
why would you need an Irish one and a UK one
dog has taken up poker lads
>only three (You)s for the best post on /brit/ in several hours
despicable cupidity desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGAU1ap1scc
Is he right lads?
>>61963207
brexit
>>61963207
I won't, hopefully. I never got one because I thought 'there's no chance we'll ever leave the EU' and then we left.
I am 99% sure we won't leave the single market but just incase I ain't losing those sweet bennies and taking that chance.
>>61963035
really makes u think
Midas Touch
>>61963218
No.
No it hasn't.
How can I use this shit?
>>61963265
you're worse than a muslim
>>61963260
Good point, could I get one if I had an Irish grandfather?
>>61963282
broke both of my wrists in response to this posts
>>61963283
put it in the fire
Imagine being a shitskin lads
>>61963302
Na senpai i'm not. I quite like Ireland and the only reason my family moved over here is cos mentalist orangemen burnt their house down.
Doesn't hurt to have a back up.
>>61963282
mirth
>>61963305
yes
>>61963307
*run tape and slather super glue on them*
good as new haha
>>61963305
Yes but it's a pain in the arse if it's not through a parent because first you have to register on the foreign births register which costs 300 quid, then get a passport and you need loads of proof like his birth certificate etc.
Hey up lads who's ready for some bants from the archbishop of banterbury??
>>61962626
My mum's a degenerate junky, she's always shooting up.
I hate to see her suffer so I hide her needles sometimes, then she starts yelling at me and calling for an ambulance.
What does hyperglycemia mean anyway?
>>61963283
>muh heritage
yanks take it too far desu
>>61962998
Can I get one if my nan's from Maynooth?
>>61963327
>irish
you're already 99% there la
>>61963327
imagine being an edgy wanker
>>>/pol/
lads, I want to get into dwarf fortress. thoughts?
Thoughts?
>>61962919
Is that the slag from My parents are aliens?
>>61963327
I dont have to imagine :(
>>61963360
Fuck off you britfa.gs/* cunts
>>61963413
doors a bit small but they don't put up much of a fight, no trebuchets needed
>>61963423
MEL
E
L
>>61963418
who's the nigger?
>>61963429
mirth
>>61963365
>>61963384
Sounds like effort but I might get one just in case
>>61963347
I met a canadian who would constantly correct me on Irish history and The irish language. He claims to be irish because His great-great grandmother was Irish
>>61963327
friend is a shrilankin bogger great lad but we came up with some good memes at his expense
>>61963307
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izBUPZ3yjpU
>gta race
>traffic on
>wanted on
>crossroads track
epic
>>61963412
Found the paki lads, You can all go home
>>61963474
Go for it lad. Be aware that the queue is huge atm because of every brit getting one + you'll need about 400 quid plus you'll need to find your grandad's birth certitifcate and basically all your parent's ones that prove you're all related and descended. It takes fucking ages.
T. guy whose mum was born in Ireland who had to send off about five billion certificates including her birth and marriage certificate
You'll have to do all that just to register on the foreign births register lad.
totti
>ONE DAY
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-36759694
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-3676276
http://www.newsletter.co.uk/news/northern-ireland-news/firefighter-turned-mla-calls-for-
respectful-and-safe-bonfires-1-7471044
>>61963531
Rourke
>>61963265
>those sweet bennies
what bennies??
>>61963396
But I'm Norwegian.
>>61963347
Fuck it, I even don't know something about their culture.
>>61963322
Mum doesn't agree
Theresa May to be Prime Minister!
Great news for women*
*excluding women who are poor, gay, migrants, students, renters, carers, NHSworkers
Just drew this in paint
>>61963580
mirth
oh i wish i was sovereign
hooray
hooray
in Eng-er-land i'll take my stand
to live and die for brexit
away
away
away from stinky europe
what do you call these lads
>>61963625
alri ben
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tq_MZEECq68&feature=youtu.be&t=951
>>61963562
Free access to single market, free right to live and work and travel in the EU no matter what retardation the UK govt comes up with, free right to healthcare across EU states if on holiday, all the rights of Irish citizens (great for healthcare when the tories inevitably get rid of the NHS) and also I'm only 23 and play to travel when I'm like 26, having two passports, one I can leave in a room and one I can carry with me so if one gets lost I can always escape is great. Plus you have two sets of embassies and consular assistance.
Loads of shit.
There's not much point if you never plan to leave England, like, but it can't hurt if you've got the spare cash. It's cost me £70, would probably not be worth it if you have to registe ron the foreign births register for £300 first.
Sent off for my Polish passport lads
>>61963651
>mirth
don't understand this meme
>>61963659
>these lads
convincing trannies?
>>61963625
why dont they just not take the bait if it's that obvious
>>61963659
jesus
>>61963659
SLAG
>>61963659
pættær desu
>>61963659
25% gel bra by voume
>>61962052
>had sex at all
FONT
>>61963659
Gypsies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eI61f8G8u1k
back from the gym lads
very sweaty haha
>>61963695
It's from britfa.gs where it's basically /brit/ but instead of acting silly they act really up themselves and pretend they're much smarter than they are, so rather than saying kek or lol they just say mirth, kind of like a posh way of saying haha.
It's really pathetic and annoying.
>>61963693
I think you've suffered enough m8. No need to put yourself through hell
Theresa May looking like she's about to smash a free-kick top corner.
>>61963713
racists have low intelligence
>>61963659
Wine glasses
>>61963685
didn't realise you were travelling
thought you meant you were getting benefits at home from the EU
yea i would do the same in your position
could do with pictures of slags
slags in tights
I have a modded PS2 and 3 (THREE) blank DVDs
what is the best use of these discs
V. V. Strange day three people have sent me messages today, fairly innocous ones. Wonder what the ulterior motive of this is.
>>61963755
Can't wait for Theresa to STRIKE us a sweet GOAL in our Brexit deals
>>61963659
chebaroons
>>61963795
throw em at a seagull
>>61963751
I must suffer, it is what it means to be Polish
haha no going out pokemon hunting tomorrow
bad time to be a norn irish taig
>"Oh everyone's an activist now"
Nah everyone's just sick of black people being killed every day by racist feds what's so hard to understand
>>61963794
I got you covered senpai
> gf thought that because you don't need a TV license to watch "non-live" telly i.e. iPlayer, that all those dodgy film streaming websites were legal too
lmao
what a mong
going to have to bounce her head off the wall if she keeps this up
>>61963750
>britfa.gs
never even heard of it
>>61963830
Kurwa maty
>>61963870
hello newfriend
>>61963842
not feds
local police
kinda the problem cos of the way US cities are split up into "cities" that each have their own police force
>>61963840
luv u
>>61963842
Rorke
>>61963870
It's alright, but quite slow moving, but 90% of people are up themselves and will argue about literally anything, even when they're wrong, they'll act supercilious and carry on arguing.
It's definitely the equivalent of autistic STEM people frmo uni posting on a board.
mummy still hasn't made dinner yet because she got home late
how should i get back at her?
>>61963750
mirth
>>61963921
Refuse to eat it when she makes it.
>>61963863
is this bait?
using film streaming websites isn't going to result in your arrest or anything
you're just being paranoid
>>61963863
you didn't until a while back
you could even stream live tv as long as it wasn't charging via the mains or using an ethernet cable, some weird clause about it being plugged in
need a tarty working class mid to late 30s slag gf with big jubblies
>>61963921
throw her clothes into the street
>>61963916
>y-you arrogant students!!
mirth 2bh
>>61963952
Where did I say I thought anyone was going to get arrested? I'm saying she thought it was legal because you don't need a TV license to stream on iPlayer, and she thought it applied to all content on all websites.
>>61963842
If US police were trained better this whole BLM bullshit wouldn't be a problem, they get scared of being killed when they arrest a black so they shoot them if they as much as sneeze
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qoduu-PX09M
>the Labour party
>>61963921
horrible human being
she's not proud of who you are, you embarass her
t. real dad, the one that left when your autism got too much
>>61963842
this
we should allow all the blacks to commit as much crime as they want - as it's an important part of their culture - without the racist interference.
How dare those policemen do their jobs!
did /brit/ ever do a meeting up?
Ahhh yes, very impressive. Very impressive INDEED.
>>61963845
no tights to be fucking found you horrible idiot
>>61964002
what's your beef with her though if you know nothing is going to happen?
also, do you actually go out of your way to avoid live content because you don't have a tv license? you do realise you can watch live content and there's nothing the tv license goons can do right?
new /brit/ theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LXH5kKnwDCc
>>61964053
>shooting people
>their jobs
ah yes
barber shop tomorrow lads
what should i get?
>>61963815
winner
>>61964081
>what's your beef with her
she thought it was legal beca- ah fuck it
can't be arsed
piss off you complete mong
>>61964078
Wow. I'm speechless
No bully
Could really do with a handful of Yous lads
>>61964030
>172 people should get what they want over hundreds of thousands
ah yes, "democracy"
doing a mirth
>>61964112
fucked
what is /brit/s offical theme?
post ideas
>>61964112
A haircut you daft cunt
>I watch television
>>61964117
it is legal
there's nothing illegal about watching a stream
>>61964015
Disgraceful
>>61964173
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOMSZQ7RacQ
>>61964173
Maisie
>>61963842
i'm sure the ease and immediate positive feedback of social media has nothing to do with the increase in activism
>>61964215
disregarded immediately
>>61964141
Your GCSE politics teacher hasn't explained representative democracy to you yet?
>When was the last time you had a reason to live anon?
Me, h-haha? Oh not long ago haha it was a really good one as well haha.
>Oh yeah? What as the reason then?
Oh you wouldn't k-know it haha.
>Tell us the name and we'll look it up on Facebook then
Nah it's not on Facebook h-haha you wouldn't know it. I definitely do have a reason though. Came up with it on holiday, you wouldn't know it.
>>61964173
land of hope and groly
If free will doesn't exist, how can I be held accountable for my actions?
Theresa May? More like Theresa Slay
YAAAAAAAAAAAS QUEEN
>>61964195
>that was over 2 years ago
We're getting old
>>61964258
>YAAAAAAAAAAAS
where does this come from?
Because I fucking hate it
might take a shit
dont know yet
How was work today lads?
made dindins
>>61964173
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3uRcyFS7Bgk
this 2bh
>>61964099
>reaching for a gun whilst getting arrested
>expecting not to get shot
>>61964261
i remember the exact day sitting in my room laughing autistically
>>61964235
But that's the point. In a representative democracy, you REPRESENT your members.
The members overwhelmingly want Corbyn to represent them.
>>61964279
I've been at work for the past 5 months haha
>>61964018
literally me
>>61964279
crap
>>61964273
>that shopped arse
>>61964217
put it away luv
>>61964290
>blue hair
rip
always knew she was mentally ill
>>61964245
you cant
doesnt mean you wouldnt be put down like a rabid dog if you did something really stupid
>>61964276
black people on twitter baka desu senpai
>>61964309
Really, they don't let you leave?
>>61964320
What you do?
>>61964296
ah yes, moving your hands after being asked to shall now be punished by death
>>61964173
the only option
https://youtu.be/ouoINUp2jqU?t=11
>>61964306
you represent the electorate as a whole
>>61964338
Worst sex scene in the history of sex scenes
>>61964348
I fucking HATE IT
> But that's the point. In a representative democracy, yo REPRESENT your members.
>The members overwhelmingly want Corbyn to represent them.
>>61964290
ugly as hell but i still want to throat fuck her and watch her cute hair bob back and forth
>Want to buy an Occulus Rift because it seems like it will be the next big thing
>Feel like it will just be £600 wasted like my "gaming PC" I built for £800 and then just browse 4chan on and never play games.
>>61964419
>buying a desktop in the 2010s
Why
Going to watch University Challenge lads
>>61964419
it's a literal gimmick
put your money in a tracker fund you neek.
>>61964419
>Spent over a 1k on a mac
>Still not sure why I did that
>>61964364
>Really, they don't let you leave
Not really senpai
>>61964370
>putting a cop in a position where he has to make a decision to defend his life
you're right, police should just let black people shoot them. Wouldn't want to be racist would we? :^)
>>61964386
That's like saying the leader of the Tories/Lib Dems/UKIP must stand down if they don't represent the electorate as a whole. This standard has never been applied and is impossible to measure.
In a political party, the members VOTE for who they want to lead the party. The person who wins, leads the party. If other party doesn't like it's members decision, then they can join another party not expect the members to adopt their position in some kind of Soviet central planning model.
>>61964306
People are overwhelmingly stupid. Labour let their idiot members select their leader and look where they are now. I'm happy for the MPs to select the PM, as has literally always been the convention. We don't have a presidential system here. The only thing you're supposed to vote for is an MP
>>61964454
maybe one wants a computer and not a fucking lunch tray with a battery in it
>>61964455
Same. Even though I dropped out of uni twice.
>>61964419
>virtual reality 4chan
#AllLivesDidntMatter when a 14 year old black boy was lynched by 2 white men for "whistling" at a white woman
>>61964493
>People are overwhelmingly stupid.
This is the same argument that the Remain camp are using against Brexit.
If you don't like democracy, go to North Korea.
Post something that's given you the biggest food for thought
>>61964516
Why?
Uni is a piece of piss
>26
>See people in Porches and Mercs
>Want to be that person
>I'm 26 and I'm only on £24,000
>I'm getting on in years, I will never be a young person with a lot of money.
>By the time I can afford those things I will be an old man
This shit literally makes me almost cry lads.
getting a migraine lads
>working 10 and a half hours monday to thursday
Can't keep it up lads
#AllLivesDidntMatter during the holocaust when America thought "ehhhhhh not my problem"
>>61964560
>coveting material posessions
lmao, try reading a book mate.
>>61964560
>26 and I'm only on £24,000
how did it end up so bad?
>>61964597
>books
>not material posessions
>>61964531
>shitposting in 3d
The future is here
Would probably do Clarke.
(note: I have never touched a breast)
>maybe one wants a computer and not a fucking lunch tray with a battery in it
>>61964560
>being obsessed with vulgar displays of wealth
Evening Ahmed.
>>61964560
Comparing yourself to other people like that is pointless lad
We all make our own way
>>61964480
nah i think it would be better if we just shot all the black people before they had the chance to become future criminals and threaten our brave boys in blue who dindu nuffin
>>61964560
I'm 25 and earn £15k go fuck yourself
>>61964585
doing wot?
>>61964599
non STEM degree
The best thing about cooking is drinking wine
>>61964560
Couldn't imagine being such a calcified pleb desu. Don't you see you're always going to want what you can't have, no matter how much money you earn?
>>61964544
Brexit was the right decision imo. But a lot of people voted for it for incredibly stupid reasons (immigration will stop, the muslims will leave, etc)
No I don't like direct democracy. Referendums are a stupid modern fad that have no place in our traditional political system
>>61964560
>26 and 24k
Shit lad. What do you do?
>>61964173
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PzP1XC51kro
>>61964556
got a bit depressed haha waheyyy
>>61964639
i agree
>>61964653
muh stem
A good BLM white "ally" or non-Black "ally" would never ask why Black organizers hold spaces for just Black people
>>61964585
get bent lad
working 72 hours next week you weakling
>#AllLivesDidntMatter during the holocaust when America thought "ehhhhhh not my problem"
>>61964660
>I like democracy when it agrees with my position (Brexit)
>I don't like democracy when it disagrees with my position (Corybn being leader)
yea, you haven't grasped democracy
>>61964676
Same lad, I ended up experimenting with drugs and almost killed myself
Still got a 2:1
>>61964642
Working on a building site
drinking myself into the carpet on a monday night
>>61964656
desu this
>>61964560
Those people probably just the good luck of having rich parents. I know somebody in real life who crashed their car after a few weeks of having it and their parents bought them a new one. I personally don't think money is happiness but think what you want.
I literally don't care about black lives.
>>61964630
>>61964597
>>61964657
Fuck off this is literally jealous poorfag talk.
Just think of this:
You will die one day having never experienced the finer things in life.
You will never have owned a super car, you will never have been sailing in Monaco, you will never have been to every country in the world.
>>61964723
You the steel erector lad?
>>61964560
You don't know their situation though lad.
I know loads of people on 20k who have flash BMWs and cars on finance.
I work for a company in an admin role, but we work for a large company and basically they pay for our cars so loads of young people I work with have flash BMWs or Audis or whatever but they're not even doing that well.
Don't sweat it.
>>61964691
if only there was an entire continent just for black people they could go to
>>61964544
>if ya dont like id, gedaaaawouuutt
fuck off yank
>I literally don't care about black lives.
>>61964748
No I'm a plumber
>favourite of Japanese origami
>"Flamingo"
smarter than this pleb
calling the police
>>61964551
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykTH_b-cXyE
>>61964803
You making bank?
>I plumb
>all these jealous poorfags that think wealth will make them happy
Read Happiness by Richard Layard & Affluent Society by J.K. Galbraith.
im a bit gay if i must be completely square with you
the chemicals in my brain are all out of wack
>>61964743
>You will never have owned a super car
dont care
>you will never have been sailing in Monaco
dont care
> you will never have been to every country in the world.
travelled to loads of places desu and I earn fuck all
>>61964743
I genuinely don't think anything of not experiencing the 'finer' things in life. Having those things would make you very happy in the short term, eventually you would get used to them and they would lose their excitement.
>I'm sitting here right now on /brit/ earning no money.
Why the fuck do I even leave work, I should be working every fucking hour that god gives. I'm literally wasting my fucking life.
>>61964833
i once called the police on a guy who showed me his bag of meth at the bus stop
I think Tescos cheese balls taste better the day after the packet has been opened.
>>61964712
Yeah, that's exactly what I'm saying you fucking thick twat. That's how democracy works. All I was saying is that direct democracy is a bad idea in general.
just going to call everyone that doesn't like prime minister may a misogynist
>>61964803
You'll be fine we've all done 12 hour shifts
>>61964836
Still an apprentice, only get 230 a week so it's a bit grim. But when I'm qualified I should be getting around 800 a week
>I care about black lives
>>61964849
it would make me happy coz i like to be generous
>>61964863
i'm sitting here right now on /brit/ and getting paid for it suckaaaaaa
wealth wont bring you happiness but other people's wealth will bring you unhappiness
who /tinder/ here?
>>61964869
you probably got laughed at
>>61964885
haha yeah we've all been there
on the job
working
you know
hahaha yeah, us workers
Anyone going to longitude?
>>61964767
>not respecting how other people's rights
>wants his rights to be respected
complete hypocrisy
>Yeah, that's exactly what I'm saying you fucking thick twat. That's how democracy works. All I was saying is that direct democracy is a bad idea in general.
This Bristol captain girl is such a stuck up bitch. Want to cum in her arse.
>>61964895
How old are you?
>>61964849
T H I S
and the work on wealth by Kahneman & Deaton.
>>61964895
good luck x
>>61964885
Those are my hours every week
>>61964910
you did it wrong
>>61964560
unless daddy went to eton you won't be getting shit, this is how this country works and you should get over it
>>61964910
how did you manage to fuck up the archeologist line? it's "I have a large bone for you to inspect"
think jade joddle has lost it
pretty strong correlation between reported life satisfaction and income 2bh, drops of at about £60k a year (dunno if before or after tax, guessing before) though. Earn that, and then decide whether more money brings you happiness
>>61964944
20, going 21 soon.
>>61964948
thx x
>>61964953
you must be minted
are you an apprentice?
how many hours a week?
>>61964914
he got arrested actually. i actually ejaculated into my pants out of pure self-righteousness
Pros of dating an older woman:
- Already has her life sorted out
- Has plenty of money and her own house
- You gain attraction points just being younger
- Sophisticated
alright lads, time for a wank
who's got my homemade fleshlight?
Lads when you think it's bad just remember there's always people much worse off.
I stood in for HR once at a career fair because half of their department was ill or pregnant and there were people who were in their late twenties, early thirties and beyond begging to join our company's apprentice scheme for like 11k a year.
Was thoroughly depressing but a real 'holy shit count yourself lucky' moment.
20 years old and making £24k a year, might kill myself
I only need about 15k to be happy desu, anything above that is just icing on the cake. I barely spend anything and have thousands saved just because I'm content doing simple things.
>>61964585
what you do friday and saturday? or do you travel and have those off or what?
>>61964879
So who should elect the party leader if not the members? You're saying the members should be lead by somebody they don't want?
What an utterly shit system
>>61964997
I'm an apprentice on 230 euro a week, it's 40 hours since I get off early fridays
>WHEN I GROW UP I'M GONNA BE SUPER RICH AND DRIVE A LAMBO MATE, WILL PLAY FIFA ALL DAY AND GET A PRIVATE COOK HAHA!!!! THAT'S THE LIFE FOR ME!!!
>>61965047
But there's even more people better off than me.
And that makes me sad. And angry. But mostly sad.
When do new threads happen now?
funny when loser middle class plebs realise they are worthless twats
>>61965089
page 7
>>61965011
I honestly wouldn't mind dating an older woman provided she still looks attractive.
>>61965048
that's really not that bad at that age.
Think it's even above median income.
>>61965011
>tfw just want to regularly fuck some older woman
Are we going to make it?
>>61965114
>Pages
Am I the only one that uses the catalog?
>tfw unironically 23 and on £16.5k
>>61965053
I usually spend them on 4chan since I'm a loner
>>61965011
Cons of dating an older woman:
- sloppy vagina
- vagina is stretched out
- vagina smells bad and she probably uses vagisil
- droopy tits
- going to start looking like a grandma with white hair in 10 years
i am literally a php developer
>>61965140
what are you doing?
>27
>make 32k
>do ok on the rent and bills
Wish I had more though
>>61965139
Yes, you are the only one.
>>61965117
very honest
>>61964937
I really would love to engage in a debate with you, but I'm afraid you seem to have made a small syntactical error and as such, the rules dictate that I proceed to the next round victorious
I'm unironically on an 9k a year apprenticeship
the fuck is this shit
>>61965153
Not all older women are like your mum m8
Alright lads, be honest, no smelly students allowed, how much do you earn and how old are you?
22 and earn 22k but get given a free company phone, ipad and macbook and other perks.
>Literally gave someone a £20,000 job today
>I'm on £24,000, up from £18,000 that I was on a month ago
>I worked for 2 years to get on £18,000
make
new thred
>>61965172
Thanks, just trying to be honest. x
>>61965108
>middle class
>coasted through life
>took a year off after uni doing fuck all and walked into a 30k job with my shit degree at a meme uni
Lmaoing at working class lads who think they are all that
>24
>£31k + 2-5k bonus
Don't want to be in this sector though baka
>>61965162
take shit down my ear on the phone all day in a call centre
how the fuck do you people make so much
my mum and dad bring in like 24k combined, i've always thought that was pretty decent?
I'm 21 and I earn 32k lol
>>61965202
22 and earn 56k
>26
>€45,000
is this good or bad?
make £8,500 a year lads
>>61965196
rekt
>>61965228
>my mum and dad bring in like 24k combined, i've always thought that was pretty decent?
subtle bait?
>>61965216
fluffer?
>>61965202
Younger than you
More money than you
>>61965144
i meant work wise lid
what phase you in? was doing sparky work last year but got laid off and havent been able to get another start since, tight cunt never fucking registered me with fas either so its 6 months down the drain
>>61965241
alright
21
£0.00 per annum
>>61965241
Decent, what you do?
>>61965245
Apprentice or dole?
I would never hire a PHP who can't machine operate at £42k. It's not that they need to be an arrogant student at the University of York, but most likely if they can't read the Daily Mail being a blood cold out racist in Dublin, they have no idea about how you think a man who can't pull a pint doesn't deserve to be prime minister, which is the best gimmick posted once or twice a day.
>>61965202
22 and earn 18k a year in a job I hate with no perks, leaving soon to be a smelly student though.
>>61965202
27
im on 32k and struggle to pay rent and bills
Tbh lads never give up.
My dad has no formal qualifications and can barely spell, he was earning like 20k most of his life until about 10 years ago he started getting 40k and now he earns like 70k. it's fucking unreal how things can change.
56 and earn 22k
>>61965202
smelly student on a placement year here
20, £20k
>>61965281
should be ashamed of yourself you leech
>working for fixed wages
>not being a businessman and living off the unfixed profits of his success business
pleb
>>61965202
68. £72,500 per annum.
are you all in boring dead-end jobs?
>>61965304
London?
>>61965292
dole
nearly 25 -_-
>>61965283
operations manager
>>61965352
meme?
>>61965339
giz a business idea
>full dole
>10er an hour cash in hand job with 20/30 hours a week
not bad lads but i dont want to live like this too long, want a respectable job
Do NEETs feel ashamed living off the state or their family?
I make £26,000 a year on benefits, and I'm suing the government for more money because it isn't enough to feed my 12 kids
I'm 25 and I'm only on £28,000.
The only light at the end of the tunnel that is my miserable life is that I *might* be on £50,000 by the time I'm 30 but then I'll be fucking old.
>>61965313
>incompetent illiterates rising up the ladder
this is good for your dad but pretty bad in general
>>61965374
nope because you pay for my life and i think it's funny
>>61965353
waheey, snap, me 2
>>61965374
No.
>>61965064
The MPs
If you don't like your MP, vote for another one
>>61965374
yes
>>61965374
if they felt ashamed, do you not think they'd be doing something to change it?
25
$85k per anno domini or £65k
>>61965266
I'm in phase 1 just got registered a month ago, working on a big site in kildare. I live in dublin so its a half hour drive not much travelling.
That's really unlucky, but a lot of companys are going mad for apprentices right now. you might get lucky
>>61965390
you're that call centre geezer?
See if I'm honest I'd rather do something worthwhile and have less cash
>>61965390
>The only light at the end of the tunnel that is my miserable life is that I *might* be on £50,000 by the time I'm 30 but then I'll be fucking old.
30 isn't old, you don't grow fucking pubes until you're 40 and then you become a man
wage slaves are so pathetic, quite sad actually
got a £32k + signing on bonus grad job lined up grad job lined up already, i'll be 22 when i wake it haha
opinions?
>>61965313
>My dad has no formal qualifications and can barely spell,
>now he earns like 70k.
Is your dad an SNP MP?
>>61965328
I don't claim benefits, otherwise I'd actually have an income lol
THERESA
H
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R
E
S
A
>>61965398
I genuinely don't mind, it's better than you starving to death and making the place all smelly and depressing lol.
>>61965449
What field?
>>61965374
Kinda, it was worse when i just left school but now i'm mainly numb insie
>>61965390
yeah but you have a really shitty job so it doesnt matter either way.
>>61965471
compski
>>61965422
If people are competent enough to elect the MP/PM, how are they not competent enough to elect the party leader?
What if the MPs voted for Corbyn but the members were against it? Who should prevail?
>>61965434
aye im applying like fuck but most work is in or around dublin and im in donegal and when they see that on my cv they bin it and even if i did get sorted i dont know how id keep myself down there on apprentice wages
>>61965467
well it's good that you don't mind because i will never work a day in my life and you and your ilk will pay for every minute of it hahaha xxx
Enough about job shit
What pages on facebook shiuld I like to attract the most girls?
>>61965462
ahh i see
retracted
>>61965439
Yeah, as long as I don't fuck it up I'm going to be the managing director of this company in 5 years time.
And that's the business owners own words.
stop killing the mandem
>>61965495
Cool, anywhere I heard of?
Or some meme startup?
>grad job lined up grad job lined up
>wake it
i'm not very good with words
>>61965521
indeed.com
>>61965521
>using facebook to meet girls
>>61965521
sherlock, supernatural. poldark
Is big dave gonna stay on as an MP or do a tony and fully quit
>>61965547
Those job sites are nightmares, so glad I'm not hunting anymore
>>61965514
There's two apprentices from donegal at my job, usually companies provide free accommodation.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_sEP-R6Nses
tune
>>61965496
The PM is the leader of his MPs in Parliament
How can they do anything if their MPs don't listen to them?
>>61965520
Again I don't mind desu, I think the welfare state is a very good thing and if anything it should be more generous. Work should be optional.
how do i unlike shit on facebook lads
i've got so many fucking cringy likes on facebook and it looks silly on tinder
>>61965449
hewlett packard?
Non Meme Business Idea I'm Actually Working On: Security Consultancy and Facilities Management.
>>61965566
He'll stay an MP then not stand in 2020
Basically he'll pull a Miliband
>>61965521
minion quotes
>Samsung 4TB SSD costs £1300
chrisy
>>61965589
go to their pages and unlike them you fucking idiot
>>61965599
Do you work there?
>give my mum £400 a month
>spend ~£60 on food for my lunches for work
>spend £15 on my phone SIM
>spend £5 on supporting a Patreon porn creator
>spend ~£60 on my train ticket
Still have like £600 leftover every month that I just dump in an ISA with an abysmal interest rate.
And I'm on like £17k a year. Don't know what normoids on high wages find to spend their money on. Hobbies and socializing I suppose, bloody normoids.
>>61965554
I meant for tinder lad
>>61965579
you working on the intel site? i mind a mate of mine on about it to me
>>61965599
>>61965535
a defence contractor
>Managing Directors of recruitment agencies keep adding me on Linkdin because they heard I was recruiting in my department SOMEHOW.
Fuck off you vultures.
>>61965644
in 4 years it will be 81.25
>>61965585
>How can they do anything if their MPs don't listen to them?
That's reason to deselect the MPs not deselect the electorate.
If the politicians aren't serving the people, they should be the ones to stand down not the people. What you're suggesting is that the politicians elect the people not the people electing the politicians.
me and the lads
>>61965691
Doubt it, SSD price decrease isn't that dramatic
>>61965676
Applied intelligence?
>>61965645
it's hundreds and hundreds of pages though
don't bully me you fucking shitstain
I take care when I water my plants
>>61965689
recruit me lad i need a fucking job
>>61965463
>vote conservative
>have aunty tezza banning porn, applying web filters and monitoring my emails
aaaah yes
>>61965648
>ISA with an abysmal interest rate.
invest in low cost stock index funds you utter pleb
>>61965648
>giving your mum £405 a month
>>61965671
No, it's near there though
>>61965726
nah
they're nearby though
>>61965646
nope, know a lad who got into a 32k graduate scheme with them from one of the worst universities in the UK
>go on bbc news
>go on top video stories
>"PM hums tune"
Ahh yes
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/video_and_audio/headlines/36767880
>>61965730
delete your facebook and then delete your life you cretinous runt
>Working in the private sector
>>61965750
No idea how to do that and I'm too stupid / lazy to find out. If there's not a button for it on the online banking screen then it's too much effort.
>>61965753
cheeky
>>61965648
>spend £5 on supporting a Patreon porn creator
See lads, this is how you bait. A nice little bait, snugly hidden within a genuine post that could spark a discussion. Subtle enough to lead many lads into going right for the hook.
Fascinating.
>>61965648
>what is rent
>>61965671
>intel site
we've all worked there
>>61965768
Ah, thought I might meet email you lol
Enterprise or inc?
>>61965769
lel
>>61965769
gonna miss big dave :(
>>61965768
i too know an absolute dipshit who got in at hp as well. ok tier uni and ok tier degree.
as you can tell im a little bit jaded.
>>61965769
lmao, big Dave is a lad.
>>61965676
murderer
>Paid 50% of market rate for what I do
>Pretty much lucked into my job
>Worried that the only reason I got the job is I agreed to work for such low pay
>>61965589
there's a greasemonkey script for deleting your past shit on facebook
i think you edit it to delete certain things but not others
>>61962064
non-mobile link
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Byford_Dolphin
>>61965797
>working in the welfare queen sector
Where are all the NEETs at?\
THis place used to be infested with 20 something unemployed rejects
>>61965840
thats what ive heard
>>61965879
not directly so it's ok
>>61965873
wHEN DO WE GET TO MAKE A NEW THREAD
>>61965838
what do you think that 400 is for dummy?
>>61965890
The pay may be low but you literally cannot be fired
>>61965825
>No idea how to do that and I'm too stupid / lazy to find out. If there's not a button for it on the online banking screen then it's too much effort.
your savings will be destroyed by inflation and worth nothing if you don't invest
just buy low cost stock index funds
>>61965880
apply elsewhere discreetly, if you get offers either take them instantly or raise the issue of pay with your current employers.
>>61965838
You miss the part where I said I give my mum £400pcm you fucking squirming little runt? Don't ever reply to me again.
>almost 600 posts
WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?
>>61965890
I work in Westminster desu.
>>61965789
do not bully me please, it makes you look like an arse and I will tell all my friends how gay you are
OK LADS TOMORROW I'M JUST GOING TO GO IN AND FUCKING KILL IT
ROOOOOOOO
I AM THE BEST DEPARTMENT MANAGER IN THE WORLD YOU WILL PAY ME MORE MONEY
>>61965648
save for a house tbqh
>>61965897
transfered to r9k.
brit is literally unilad central.
>>61965948
the janny's cracking down on us
>>61965954
jokes on you i have no friends
>>61965897
I am here
>>61965769
>tfw no more HoC bantz
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4VTdgB03pk4
>He's using an ISA when current accounts offer 3-5% interest
kek
>>61965850
enterprise
>>61965933
Only been doing it for a few months la
>>61965931
I told you I don't know how and your response was "just do it".
600 hundred fucking posts
fucking sheffield how could you let bristol rape you like that on university challenge
>>61965897
I got a job
>>61965897
Sad cunts offed themselves
>>61966008
which?
New
>>61966013
>>61966031
mirth
>2 girls on my team going on maternity
going to request a raise tbqh, no way they can lose 3 at the same time
>>61965948
>>61966031
The rule works
Remember QWOP?
Neither do I
>>61965897
were all making it
The korean gf
>>61966056
3rd time this day
>>61966021
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
you're lucky i'm a generous guy
>>61966015
Has he started yet? Brown lad?
>>61966043
TSB 5% on up to 2k
Lloyds 4% on up to 5k
Santander 3% on 20k
Nationwide has a decent one too
>>61966125
worked there for a few years now, you don't know him
>>61966154
Ah, probs not
