Tsuuuu edition
this specific girl from west london
ahaha fuck france alberto barbosa always wins
doing a smashing pumpkins listen
>>61966013
good edition
>Apply to jobs literally for years
>Don't even get rejection emails
>FINALLY got accepted for a full time job
>At 25 years old
>I'm 25 years old and earning £15k
What makes it more depressing is that I've actually been trying to find a job for years. If I had just been sitting on my arse doing nothing for years then I'd get what I deserve. But I've actually been trying and no one was willing to give me a chance until I was 25
tsu
Golly! A new thread gents! A new thread! Yes, Yes! Do come in. Make yourselves at home! I'll put the kettle on!
>>61965699
We have a constituency-based parliamentary system. The PM is and always has been the first among equals. What you're supporting is an american-style presidential party model, which is incompatible with our system. The failure of Corbyn to unite his party is proof of this
Theresa May:
Thoughts?
>>61966106
What are you working as?
>>61966106
better late than never
business idea: 4TB M2 SSDs
>>61966033
I'm a fan of that specific girl as well
Fucking hell lads I already miss ed, not sure how I'll cope without Dave
What books should I read so that my time away from work isn't a waste of time?
Only books that will improve my earning powers please.
>>61966084
good lad
>>61966106
what was on your CV when you were accepted at 25?
>>61966132
crap
mirth
>>61966181
Dave's last PMQs on Wednesday
I'm hoping for a brawl since he no longer needs to gie a fuck
>>61966039
hmm
want a cute twink bf to hang out with and pound his butt every night
>>61966184
programming stuff desu
I'M LITERALLY FUCKING LOGGING INTO WORK'S SYSTEMS RIGHT NOW AND WORKING I WILL BE RICH ONE DAY ROOOOO
remember that /brit/ map someone made where /brit/ posters put a tag thing on where they lived and it got spammed into oblivion because there was no limit on how many tags could be put down?
Might go to bed early lads, whatcha think?
>>61966258
all me
slam poetry is rap for white people
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UwfCu8oldTs&t=1m20s
>the first question
Jesus Christ. I lose all my hope sometimes.
Hello
I'm Shinji, and, I am a temperate drinker.
>>61966258
http://www.zeemaps.com/pub?group=1574396 this?
Rate my job interview outfit
>flatmate comes home after away with his gf
>internet no longer works for more than 10 minutes
ah yes very good
>>61966013
TSUUUUUUUUUU
>>61966033
I'm not that specific girl but I am from west london come over lad
>>61966337
No/10
>>61966106
What's your job now? What were you doing? Did you fall for the uni meme?
>>61966337
whats his fucking problem?
>>61966106
NEED to know what job
>>61966337
We'll be in touch / 10
>get so stressed out applying for graduate schemes ive started to avoid doing it
>>61966393
his problem is he's too much of a fucking lad
>>61966393
autism
>>61966408
Same. Well, fed up of rejection and the stress of interviews.
working a 9:5 makes me feel sad
absolutely shit having 5 days of your week taken away
>>61966337
why is he wearing nigger trousers
>>61966393
Chronicle autism
Had a moment of autism earlier and considered going to live in the alps
have now recovered
Other pic was from the other day.
This is me and my new boss
>>61966408
>graduate schemes
They are a meme unless you want to be a banker.
Is it weird that I like working?
I honestly get bored at home. I'd rather be earning money than doing nothing.
I'm moving house soon just to be within 1 mile of work so I can go in whenever I want. Honestly if they gave me an office I could sleep in and retire too when I want I'd never leave.
>>61966374
r u a billionaire
>>61966013
Tsu?
listening to music I made myself cause its fucking brilliant and I'm fucking brilliant too
>>61966474
bit edgy
>>61966484
looks like he's about to shit himself
>>61966466
Fuck you I work 9 to 530 and I still got enough left to blast out 2 hour sesh at the gym afterwards.
So you get 1 hour or half hour lunch breaks?
>>61966493
I only like working when I'm not doing it
What's her name?
>>61966488
but thats only way to get paid otherwise its 15k for the rest of your life.
>>61966493
do you have a gf and friends otuside of work?
>he doesn't wear a zoot suit to interviews
kek
>>61966528
how do you know what that looks like?
>>61966408
No worries lad, just take some time off
>>61966544
Theresa May
>>61966484
Is that a fucking vest?
>>61966544
Karol
>>61966555
Nope
>>61966527
didnt answer my question
>>61966562
>he doesn't smoke a zoot during interviews
kek
>>61966493
If you actually have a fun job or a career there's nothing wrong with that. If you are working a dead end job and still love it you have morphed into the worst kind of wagecuck.
So what do you do?
>>61966033
this 2bh
Is he gone then
>>61966544
Norfolk
>>61966530
9 to 5:30 with an hour break
absolute shit, i'd rather work 12 hour shifts three times a week and get 4 days of my week back
Getting my daily dose of Amos Yee lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGAU1ap1scc
>>61966544
Andrea
I'm 21 years old and I'm still a virgin, I've never even kissed a girl
Just repositioned my desk so when my new PC arrives next week I can keep the transparent panel facing outwards. I am also seated right next to the window instead of my desk being next to the window.
Its now raining against the window, and comfy AF
>>61966493
Na. I like working too
>>61966150
>>61966387
>>61966398
I'm the lad that got a job at HSBC. Posted before.
Better late than never but I feel like time is against me as I've only now got a job most people get when they are 18
>>61966645
I've never even seen a girl
>>61966530
>>61966609
8:30 to 5:30 here with my 48 hour work week rights waived haha
>>61966660
don't even know what a girl is
>>61966564
it's an icelandic expression
verbal expression, not facial expression
>>61966544
Who?
>>61966609
>12 hour shifts three times a week and get 4 days of my week back
been there done that
1 day is too tired to do anything
1 day doing all things you needed to do
1 day of joy
1 day dreading the slog for the next 3 days.
>>61966645
don't pull a Derrick Bird m8
>got nudes off 2 (two) qts today
>watching a film
>look to your left
>see this
Your response?
>>61966684
her.
>>61966599
>fun job or a career
Office management, you tell me.
I'm king of a domain of runts.
Is that guy who posted Namjoo still here? just wanted to say you have good taste, she's underrated
>>61966707
>Spent a whole 5 months easing my way into convincing a female friend to give me nudes without ruining the friendship
>Finally got the nudes
>INSTANTLY don't give a fuck anymore but she keeps trying to flirt/send nudes
>>61966687
as opposed to 5 days of work followed by one day of rest and another of dreading the coming week?
5 days a week is school tier, it's shit
>>61966719
>excuse me, could you put your fucking feet away? Cretin.
>>61966707
post em
>>61966493
i kind of hate it some times but if im off for a week or something im happy to get back, i need a structure in my life or i go to shit
>>61966719
if its a girl then sniff
rate the gf lads
>>61966719
can't go to the cinema anymore because of shit like this. people eating so fucking loudly, people talking on the phone, people talking during the film, kicking my seat, etc. it's fucking awful. I can watch it for free at home nice and comfy.
>>61966719
lick his toes. wont even have to ask him to put his feet down
>>61966605
literally this
I still have faith that UK will not leave the EU
It's the logical thing to do
>>61966493
I hate working AND not working
>>61966719
>Look to your left
>Image is facing the right
REEEEEE
Id support Theresa may if she'd spend her entire term as PM in character as Mallory Archer
>>61966770
slag/10
>>61966719
wonder why I'm sitting with my back to the screen
>Do you remember Walter playing cricket in the thunder and the rain?
>Do you remember Walter smoking cigarettes behind your garden gate?
>Yes, Walter was my mate
>But Walter, my old friend, where are you now?
>>61966759
i didnt screenshot lid
>>61966747
iktfb
>>61966791
nobody cares what foreigners think, fuck off
>>61966775
yanks btfo
>>61966770
>beer in a clear glass bottle
binned/10
Was there ever a better pair of lads in pmqs than cameron and miliband
>>61966544
maisie
>>61966804
So you want her to get fucked by Russia?
>>61966807
good post
>>61966530
>not working 24/7
Step up senpai
>>61966719
wonder why im sitting backwards to the screen
>>61966836
>i drink lager for the intense flavours
retard/10
Got man flu
RIP
>>61966747
>convincing a female friend to give me nudes without ruining the friendship
>friendship
thats not how friendship works
I've never got any nudes from the lads
>why yes, I only drink my beer from the most opaque of bottles
>>61966515
>portuguese children are more manly than french"""men"""
>>61966875
i thought you were a girl wtf
>>61966771
why not just tell the staff? that's what i'd do. rarely see anything like that here. apart from the loud popcorn eating and slurping drinks
>>61966870
gr8 b8 m8
>>61966900
That's what makes it so life-threatening
Lads would it be really autistic and unprofessional if I just went into the business owners office tomorrow and asked how I can make more money?
I don't want to be paid more money for the same job, I literally want more work.
I know it's supposed to be "unprofessional" to talk about money but I just need to get on with my career and make bank.
Backstory: I report directly to the business owner and we get on well, so it's not like I'm a faceless nameless runt walking into his office and he goes "who the fuck are you".
>>61966880
>I've never got any nudes from the lads
Heteronormies out
REEEEEEEE
wonder if there's some poor lad who's been posting in /brit/ for years and never got a (You)
me in the green
>>61966880
>I've never got any nudes from the lads
You never played ball or shaft with the lads?
>>61966880
you gay?
>>61966906
lager is literally shite fucking pleb, fuck off
>he got his job via nepotism
if you make jokes about 9/11 then you're an insensitive jerk
slags
l
a
g
s
>>61966914
>tfw my business's owner is The Queen
Civil service has it's downsides. Can't pull shit like this
>>61966936
no you fuck off
>>61966946
fuarkin' 'ell.
>>61966937
is there another way to get jobs? you didnt actually fall for the "being born to parents without contacts" meme did you? unbelievable
>>61966930
kek
>>61966914
from kpop to the simpsons
what a fall from grace
what has the janny done
>>61966605
dunno but i'm not banned yet lmao
*makes jokes about 9/11*
>>61966930
that's not true is it?
>>61966960
>OH LOOK AT ME I LIKE LAGERT HAHAHAH IM LOVEEE LAGER IT'S SO FLAVOURFUL
fucking autistic spacker
>>61966935
less of that derogatory language pls
>>61966914
He'll be impressed as fuck. Business owners love that type of shit. He'll help out too but it's easier if you see him about an idea you might have. That's if you can trust him. He may steal it or fire you if he thinks you're trying to jew him.
>>61966676
I spent 5 months working 830 to 6pm in an office that had no windows, in a department whos director was a literal retard who only got the position because he was the MDs son.
It was marketing, so I literally spent that time writing about garden sheds and wood paints. The managers were also all fat/old/ugly women who insisted on hiring only fat/ugly/old women as well. My supervisor was a moody old cunt as well.
Oh well at least when they shitcanned me they had me leave immediately with 1 months salary paid in advance in lieu of notice.
>>61966493
I hate my job but if I didn't have it I'd go insane
I have loads of holidays but don't know what to do with them because when I take them I'd just spend my time on /brit/
>>61966937
literally everyone i know from uni
>>61966930
heres your bracket
)
>>61966937
I got mine when I refused a second interview because I'd already found another, shitter job. The other candidate was still unemployed so they offered it to me.
Plastic singing gooks lads, your opinion?
>>61966946
where the fuck did those chebs come out of
>>61966914
are you the kpop poster?
>He cant drink Lager
lmao bit gay
>not liking both lager and ale depending on your mood and the weather
yeah fuck off, sperg.
britain belongs to PAKIS
>>61966935
yeah
>>61967029
quite like them tbqh
>DRINKING LITERALLY PISS COLOURED AND PISS TASTING DISGUSTING SHIT
off yourself
>>61966998
not derogatory if its a fact >>61967056
>>61966930
As someone whose shagged plenty of birds pulled from the nightclub I can tell you that is pure fucking bullshit.
what's the last thing that went through the minds of 9/11 jumpers?
their ankles
>>61967043
looks like an ale desu
>>61966985
>tfe get warned nearly every day
>>61967051
Texas belongs to MEXICANS
just came to the conclusion I like milky tea
thoughts?
I wanna run a marathon but can't really be arsed to do it
>>61967043
wat a faget
just explained the NHS to the brazilian gf and she said she liked it
dropped
>>61967101
*cums in your tea*
ereare, have a bit of that then
>As someone whose shagged plenty of birds pulled from the nightclub
>>61966946
>A slag with an actual pleasant to look at face
WOW
if you think lager is anything other than flavourless fizzy water alcohol that you drink cold as a refreshment you have no idea what you are talking about
>Watching my staff on CCTV
>There's a piece of work that's been sitting for 10 minutes
>One of them just went to make a cup of tea
at the end of the day you'd think a man who can't pull a pint doesn't deserve to be prime minister
getting utterly wankered
>>61967078
you win this round """herts"""
Lads I literlaly got my job through some sheer luck.
>Straight out of uni no relevant, proper experience
>Get invited to interview as a wild card
>Guy with loads of experience gets turned down because he's seen as two nerdy by two women on the panel
>Girl with more experience gets rejected because the two women thought she was too flirtatious / would make them look bad
>I got the job because I wasn't a threat to anybody
unbelieveable luck.
i liked that carling or carlsberg whichever one it was
>>61967100
aye
I drink because when I don't this happens
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Delirium_tremens
>>61967110
not sure if I should call the janny or not desu
>>61967130
should've been a jay
>>61967147
tell me if it herts x
>>61966946
brit girls have a good tits.
>>61967150
That's not luck. You've given a detailed description of their reasoning
>>61967150
it's a joke. i know people with meme degrees from meme unis getting fantastic jobs just because they are attractive basically.
>>61967150
How do you know this? Was it like a group interview thing?
Pretty sure I got my job based on my personality because everybody else is far more experienced
>>61967138
If my work had cameras we'd have all been fired
>>61967157
two of the worst lagers you can buy. Impressive.
>>61967191
thanks x
>>61967157
which pub was it
Might start playing the euromillions.
Need a glimmer of hope; something to convince me that there's an escape from wageslavery hell.
>>61967127
bait
>>61967150
>two nerdy
how do you have enough brainpower to get on the internet
>>61967219
le premium lager maymay
all lager is shit
Got a job but later found out I almost didn't because one of the interviewers thought I was depressed (i'm not/wasn't).
lmao, must make a great first impression.
>>61967150
Most of the time the person who gets a job is not down to qualifications/experience but who the teams thinks is the least of a twat.
I work in engineering and we've turned down people with PhDs for people with masters because they were pricks.
>Almost got a job through nepotism but lost out to a guy with even better nepotism (the boss' friend's son)
>>61967209
My workplace has cameras and I'm fucking surprised me and the others who piss about haven't been sacked yet, then again we always get the job done so what do they care
>>61966324
Excellent post that only oldfags will get
>>61967283
You'll be saacked by me one day
>>61967192
It was lucky in the sense that although I was vastly underqualified and was only invited as a joke candidate I was selected not because I was the best, but because I managed not to offend too many people on the panel.
>>61967205
I wouldn't say I'm attractive, although they did say another candidate was ticked off because he was too ugly so I can't be completely horrific.
>>61967207
My boss is a top lad, he talks about stuff like that all the time. He told me straight my CV was shite but I seemed alright and why I got hired.
>>61967258
Voice to text recognition m8.
>>61967150
That's not luck. They picked the biggest yes man. It's what usually happens for entry levels. Congratulations.
This Brian Cox program is shit.
>Mogg will never release a steaming sex tape
>James Brokenshire directly behind May in her speech
Immigration Minister who had an illegal working as his cleaner, bet she's going to make him her replacement
cucking a mate
Right then off t' corner shop
>>61967334
>m8
doubt
>i know nothing about healthcare systems but read /pol/ so much that i unironically think paying 3 times the amount for marginally better healthcare would be a good thing
>>61967334
>although they did say another candidate was ticked off because he was too ugly
>>61967345
It's not entry level senpai, that's the point. I was competing against people with 10 yrs + experience for a job I shouldn't have.
I've been completely shite at it too kek, wonder if they regret it.
got private healthcare insurance with my new job lads
how do i abuse it
>>61967401
break your limbs
*reminds you of the times you got bullied in secondary school*
>bait actually worked
hmm
>>61967367
Brokenshire Britain
>>61967401
jump off cliffs all you want pham
>>61967283
>we always get the job done
So do we. You'd think they'd have realised by now they are paying people for 5 days to do what takes about 2.
>>61967393
it happens mate. a lot. sometimes its the deciding factor.
might circumcise my penis lads
>>61967235
first one
yours were included in the deal, i had to pay extra, such is the cost of being a northerner and having pie
The Guardian just wrote a puff piece on Theresa May...
THERESA MAY..
What's going on?
http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2016/jul/11/theresa-may-the-vicars-daughter-poised-to-pull-the-tories-and-the-country-from-the-abyss
>>61967401
break your limbs as much as possible
that'll show em
t. morally hazardous
>>61967320
>only oldfags will get something that happened about 8 hours ago
>younger brother has a g*rl over
>she's a year older than him
>blonde hair
>cute face
the FUCK
he's a super autist
>>61967426
good thing im handsome
>>61967451
go put your willy in her and show him who's boss around here
i'm more relaxed than a rug on valium
>>61967398
>I was competing against people with 10 yrs + experience for a job I shouldn't have.
Well then shit. That's their fuck up might as well enjoy the ride.
>>61967434
Think it was a carlsberg because I spaghetti-ed and ordered it too even though I wanted Heineken
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fwIZiNCbnbk
>>61967462
[pictoral evidence required]
>>61967440
Guardian also reported that Alice Gross (murdered by a Lithuanian let in despite a previous murder conviction) supported immigration and ignoring immigrant's past convictions
It's opposite day over there
>>61967386
The American system is a frankenstein hybrid model that's the worst of all worlds
Properly run Bismarckian systems regular perform just as well if not better than the nhs
>>61967488
>carlsberg
shaking my head
>>61967150
Your CV would have went straight in the bin if I got it to my office.
I never hire students because they just ooze arrogance and feel as though they're superior to everyone else.
Wipes the smile off their faces when I employ a more experienced person who actually knows how the world works instead of an arrogant and entitled student with a degree but no clue LOL.
>>61967467
i said hi to her and she didn't even look at me
>>61967401
I've had it for a few years and never used it tbqh
>>61967522
UK private healthcare is brilliant.
>>61967440
She's a woman so the Guardian is compelled to love her.
Meanwhile she'll push through her internet surveillance shit so I'll never get to shitpost without worrying about the gubbermint again.
>>61967507
like im going to post a pic of myself on here for all the queers to wank off to
>>61967498
Declawing cats is mean.
>>61966574
He's wearing a wife beater under his shirt.
Pardon my yank ; )
>>61967541
lmao
>>61967322
Doubtful desu
>>61967424
Sounds good, in my place they pay people to do in 1 day work that takes 2 unless you're a hard worker, really wish they'd employ more fucking staff
The original Command and Conquer intro was disturbingly accurate considering it was made in 1996 lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5c9xyryhCqY
>>61967538
really proud that a random shitpost I wrote when absolutely wasted one evening has achieved semi-regular circulation
Theresa May might actually do a good job
>>61967571
tbf she was staring at her phone, fucking 2000 children
Reee vote again
