happy trees edition
just got this in the post
thoughts?
theresa may just made a statement
can't believe this cunt is our PM, she's a fucking robot.
>>61958617
Why did you buy it?
>>61958569
ruined
willy is a bit hard
>>61958617
why would you want to make america great again?
foy
I’m waiting on the good times now.
>>61958645
dont understand
>>61958645
May is not a meme politician, try another gimmick
>>61958646
>>61958628
going to wear it in public to annoy the lefties
>>61958632
is ugly.
What Phones you lids got?
>>61958686
Your filename suggests otherwise
>>61958650
>>61958695
samsung galaxy s5 laddie
>>61958759
Didn't mean to quote you
>>61958758
Dentist?
remember to stock up before 4chan, all porn, and all other non-designated posting websites are banned
>>61958587
I had to write essays on it
does the testosterone i produce when i wank make me hairier and more manly ?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>no more hoc banter from big dave
>endless pish about feminism and women on politcs
>no more porn, 4chan or anime
wish may had stayed a maymay desu
>>61958773
Never quote me or my biological daughter again.
>>61958695
xperia play
>such a nerd xddd
>>61958722
Good gimmick, stranger.
>>61958695
Xiaomi Mi5
>>61958813
vote for comrade corbyn
>>61958649
Post slug.
>>61958824
How long would it take to achieve their level of dancing skill?
ANYONE UP FOR REVOLUTION
[USER LOST ISP PRIVILEDGES FOR THIS POST]
back from the place of work lads
did any of you lads see that man who did that thing that cause that other thing to happen as a result of the first thing he did?
>>61958861
Two weeks juiced up on lucazade, I reckon
>>61958918
good day
You alright Tim?
>>61958813
Going to really miss DC's wit at PMQs
Now it's just 2 boring banterless bellends
>>61958923
no
>>61958918
hey ho, how was it
making 'za for 'ner
reflecting on the teenage love I missed out on
>>61958722
>>61958998
this. westminster politics should be reserved for lads from private boys schools
>Merkel in Europe
>Hillary in the US
>May as PM
Women are unironically going to ruin the fucking world
>>61959010
'li or 'go 'za?
>>61958984
Was I doing Raven impressions?
Have some odd memory of preaching about the Way of the Warrior
>>61959006
'twas alri
do not push your luck further you recipient of phoebus' rays
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9ie8_IUuqs
Me on the phone
caught a drowzee and a rattata on my way to work this morning.
makes it all worth while 2bh
>>61958954
mirth
At least she's got the Tory power stance down
>>61958993
which video is this from
What's the new Ghostbusters like, lads?
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>61959053
'go 'za, 'iously..
when will the dentist stop forcing his fascist agenda on tim lads?
>>61958758
Yeah go on then sunshine get in my thread one more time go on then mess me about again see what happens
>>61959154
critics average 6.5/10
>>61959159
this 2bh
>>61959133
would not be surprised to find a small pile of sand on the ground between her legs
>>61959168
no no no no no
>>61959155
What does a trainer club account do?
>>61959168
Doing a vomit>>61959203
btfo
>>61959224
trains you to be a clubber
lmao fat crossdressing paki
>>61959232
ahh yess 100 cups
>>61959056
hmmm the soliloquy seemed to be more a discussion of irish politics from what i recall
>>61959157
you'll more cheese than man
>>61959266
Excellent post mon amis
>>61959266
I'm sad because I might not be able to get laser to remove my facial hair
you lot
out of business
now
UGLY DUMB
WOG SCUMB
>>61959301
why not?
>>61959277
well I must have been chatting absolute shite then because I know fuck all of irish politics
two fighter jets flying over my house
fucking incredibly loud, ridiculous
>>61959277
I'll be sure to lower the tone
>>61959203
why is the donner red?
>>61959301
You will never be a woman and you'll never be a man
You are a pathetic beta paki dribble of piss with no life prospects
why does /brit/ pick on vulnerable people
>>61959317
not today sunshine.
>>61959291
it's 'ami' :3
i'm only one person
>>61959224
You need it to play
>>61959341
Spicy donner (And red sauce on top)
>>61959323
Got a burn that either won't heal or taking too long to heal
The rest of my face was fine though during the patch test
>>61959367
Then I'll be a martyr
>>61959374
we are vulnerable people
>>61959327
Preparing for the new Normandy invasion scheduled for later this week
>>61959327
and literally yanks
>>61959301
you are such a miserable specimen
just be normal
Is she Satan?
cutting all of your slops rations in half for the next fortnight
>>61959386
easy mistake to make; to me you're the whole world :3
Having a diverticulitus
>>61959401
if you don't qualify for full benes then you're not
>>61959317
I am in business tim
>>61959418
>just be normal
That advice is almost as good as "just be yourself"
How can I be normal?
What is normal even?
>>61959450
tender
thank gods
>>61959424
who's fucking bright idea was it to have a female politician as the next PM? what a bag of wank
we're gonna end up in the shitter
>>61959443
didn't know i was such a big guy for you haha
*unzips guy*
>>61959450
doxxed
>>61959482
not trying to chop your dick off
finding a hobby you like
not filming your flatmate
simple steps really
>>61959450
>>61959487
not pleasant 2bh
stop replying to it
>>61959495
>end up
top kek
>>61959491
sounds electable to be desu
>>61959495
>>61959424
would honestly shag her
>>61959325
>I must have been chatting absolute shite then
aye well that is indeed a possibility
>>61959334
stupid gay
Reminder to delete all of your anime before wednesday.
>Andrea Leadsom cried when the press reported her comments about being a mother
lmfao what a pussy, thank fuck she dropped out
>leave the eu because you hate unelected leaders
>two weeks later get an unelected pm
brexiters BTFO
>>61959588
vile
In a hotel lads
>>61959534
>not trying to chop your dick off
I HATE being male
>finding a hobby you like
Already tried, couldn't find anything
The only things that gave me purpose were the blog, phishing and now transitioning
>not filming your flatmate
Did it once and at the time I was praised for it
>>61959586
in the sense that she's as corrupt as every other politician in the west then sure
>>61959614
She was elected though because she's an MP, you don't vote for a PM, you vote for your local MP you spastic
>>61959614
you elect the party, not the leader. PMs aren't policy creators, just party representatives and ambassadors.
>>61959625
*knocks on your door*
room service
Maybe Tim is right.
The landlord sold Tim's last house and is trying to get Tim to use his trust fund to buy the flat or face eviction.
That is not right desu
we should have a muslim transexual PM
#diversity #everyoneiswelcome
Whatever happened to Ribena? Haven't kept up with him since the cunt worked at an amusement park
>>61959632
>I HATE being male
you hate being pathetic, people wont respect you more as a woman
you'll forever be a pushover
>https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=Devon,+England&gws_rd=cr&ei=cdKDV6OWCMWbgAasvI-4CQ
>>61959491
2 t︃bh
are there any companies that do internet censorship/security/monitoring stuff? might invest in them desu
>>61959682
tim needs a gofundme to become the rightful owner
so its been a full 24 hours since i started my "mirth" gimmick
opinions?
we are all belgium
>Theresa May says 'Brexit means Brexit' and there will be no attempt to remain inside EU
Good girl
>>61959694
he's here literally right now - >>61959632
>>61959682
Tim did nothing wrong and the DPD deserved it
>>61958569
>tfw no more Bob Ross marathon and /tv/ threads
>>61959737
>mirth
never heard that word before
>i hate being male
that it's
i found poleaboo sexual orientation
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dIh0oDEGqk
mentioned
>>61959754
>he's a tranny now
I didn't think he could stoop lower
>>61959763
now you have
it's an educational and fun gimmick
>>61959748
>she's good because she did the only thing she could do
if you think she would've tried to remain you're dense.
>>61959491
only the last 2
>the current year
>not reviewing your own place of residence on facebook
>>61959625
*knocks on your door harder*
ROOM SERVICE
>>61959694
Arrested again
Moved back home
Been NEET for the last 10 months
Courts have 2 months left to indite me
Done a bit of phishing since then
Currently trying to transition
>>61959821
this almost sounds like a rap song
any plans for the summer lads?
i have a pretty normie time ahead of me.
>>61959698
I won't need respect as a female, I'll be happy just being me
going for diner
>>61959805
ah yes
just like your gf innit
Laura Kuenssberg is a scummy rat.
>>61959799
Honestly possible if people had the balls and the political capital. But lacking balls and political capital is the reason why Cameron was obliged to have a referendum in the first place.
>>61959864
I rather hope not
>>61959805
>refusing to give your GF money is criminal
how the fuck can you justify that
POO IN THE BUM
>>61959862
which one?
Landlord texted me again
>>61959787
Some people think I'm pretty cute
>>61959862
I poisoned it
>>61959883
The last two, not the last three
>>61959855
Summer doesn't really exist when you're a wageslave. My plans include being a wageslave so Mr Noseberg doesn't cut off my shekel supply.
>>61959883
If you're in a domestic relationship and you're the breadwinner
>>61959855
Absolutely jam packed with nothing
>>61959910
you've got some twitter notifications
>>61959883
I assume that's out of context and relates to financial abuse - you take control of your partner's finances, hide their debit cards, make them ask your permission for access to their salary, etc.
It's a way to control your partner without violence and is hard to prove because many couples share access to finances.
>>61959914
Doubtful
>>61959855
Becoming a wageslave
>>61959860
>thinks females dont desire respect
and there we go, proof your transition is just an escape from how pathetic you are
you arent trans at all, just a coward
>>61959883
i hate to spell it to you but it's probably in the grander scheme of things of having a joint bank account
or starving her
or having a lot of other abusive treatments so a case can be made
just because you refuse to buy your gf (lmao your gf implying) new shoes won't get you prosecuted
>>61959939
>Summer doesn't really exist when you're a wageslave
it did for me when i worked full time.
>>61959855
quit my job and enjoy summer
>>61959957
bloody hell didn't know Theresa posted here
>>61959922
dawwwwwww
>>61959977
jenna
>>61959855
Remembering the fun thing I did recently.
Not doing any more fun things.
random character select
I have no luck
who's tim
Bit nippy
Some fucking summer
>>61958758
Where is this taken? It looks cozy.
Lads
Lost all my mates lads haha
>>61959855
just finished uni
the "why havent you got a job yet"s have already started
>>61960015
Cut for Bob
>>61959977
Why did I dress in my mum and sisters clothes when I was a young teenager?
Why did I fantasise about having my dick cut off when I was 10?
Why did I enjoy gender bending cartoons as a kid and search them out while wishing that it was me in those scenarios?
Think the internet gf is in a mood desu
need to devocate
>>61960058
they're right
you should be applying during your third year
>>61960007
>mfw world leaders post on /int/ and no one knows
>>61959491
>on the image
"Refusing to give your gf money is extreme emotional abuse and should be considered a criminal offence
>on the site
"Coercive and controlling behaviour can include the abuser preventing their victim from having friendships or hobbies, refusing them access to money and determining many aspects of their everyday life, such as when they are allowed to eat, sleep and go to the toilet."
Good to know you lie as freely as ever, /pol/. Fuck off.
>>61959995
>>61960002
>one off
oh my fucking sssSSSShhhhHHHHHHHIIIIIiiiiiitttTttTttTTTTTTTTTTT
>>61960078
because you're mental lmao
Think the korean gf is in a mood desu
just want to know what it feels like to cuddle a girl
havent had intimate contact with another human for a decade
lost all my mirth
t. shakespeers
>>61960056
Rorkinghamshire
>>61960112
what the fuck are you on about?
How did the Tories manage in 2 weeks what Labour will drag out for months
>>61960127
I unironically think if you were honest about it on Tinder you might get some offers
>>61960161
backstabbing, media spin, blackmail
>>61960086
2nd yea grades were shite, had to pull them up this past year
considering eating a banana
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-36767880
miss him already desu
saw my brother using tinder yesterday during the football
almost spat at him in anger
had like 15 matches the normie bastard
>>61960161
Difference between realists and idealists
just found out about theresa may lol, anyone have a spare helium tank?
>still no Japanese stoner gf who loves watching SG1
Life isn't worth living
>>61959820
*opens the door wearing nothing but a neglige*
Oh I'm sorry *giggles* would you like to come in
>>61960226
you'd get matches too if you used it though
>>61960161
Labour is deeply divided and is on the verge of tearing itself apart over a long running conflict over the heart and soul of the party.
Even with the Brexit thing the Tories are relatively united and comfortable with each other.
>>61960118
mirth
>>61960239
*farts into tank and seals it* yeah here you go m8
>>61960225
what an absolute madman
>>61958617
is that a real one or chink shit like mine?
>>61960239
bit empty but yeah
>>61960127
>for a decade
FONT
>>61960252
show me your working
>>61960267
cringe
>>61960267
Fucking state of the pair of you
me last night hitting the town hard
>>61960243
good evening xir!
*pushes the rolling whatever in the room*
don't hesitate to call if anything isn't to your liking
*uncover the plates to reveals gourmet food*
>>61960314
you're a good looking chap
>>61960335
gazza?
Haven't kissed & cuddled a girl in like a month lads. In dire straights
>>61960366
how do you know
stuck my proverbial hand up my paki coworkers arse and ripped the shit straight out of his proverbial colon today when he started chatting paki shite about gays and women
>>61960335
mirth
>>61960374
>16 seconds reply
wew lad
>>61960374
even if you're not there are plenty of absolute munters on tinder than would shag anything with (or without) a heartbeat
since when was a scrap of melon called diner what the feckins going on in this here household today thats called starters get it right pis of
>>61960409
didn't answer my question desu
>>61960340
https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/trolley
Apparently yanks call them carts
ISN'T IT FUNNY
>>61960430
reply to this in 10 seconds and i'll answer it
>reply to this in 10 seconds and i'll answer it
>>61960461
wow
theresa may is a carbon copy of thather
I'm not being sexist or anything they both want to privatise the country
And just who the hell is this?
I don't remember authorizing this. You had Boris Johnson right there and you went and pissed him off somehow.
This better be as good or better than Thatcher because we have JUST ABOUT lost patience with you kooky brits and your nutty shariah politics.
Your daughter to our north just came out as a communist by the way. Nice way to raise a family, ya senile old coot.
I love you but I don't trust you
>>61960497
I had post cooldown it was unfair
>>61960487
actually we all like Boris but Gove stabbed him in the back which wasn't in our control
>>61960487
there is literally nothing wrong with Sharia
>>61960527
rasheed
>t. communist
>>61960487
really funny post just had to share x
Going to order a fuckload of pizza and stuff my face with it and wash it down with a bottle of vodka and then just lie on the floor and wish for death
what're your evening plans?
>>61960487
The Tory party are the world champions at assassinating their own.
>2016 onwards
>women rule the world
>Rorkes go into overdrive because they've never been touched by a girl in their lives
Not looking forward to this
>>61960443
weird
isn't a cart supposed to be something you can get in
>>61960512
okay
we go again
>>61960542
enjoy your ban mate
>>61960226
have 81 matches and I'm an autistic spacker
>>61960563
going to shag the old gf
>New job is right next to a greggs
>Can't stop buying steak beaks
AROOOO
oho its like that then is it
you have been most unwise here. most unwise.
how is /GF2016/ coming along lads?
>>61960583
you're probably less of an autistic spacker than most /brit/
you're australian
being a normie is in your jailtime packed dna
>>61960563
I'm planning on watching anime and eating a curry, and then some stuff my face with birthday cake
>>61960487
we've kind of always known that boris had no chance, he's been the obvious successor for years now and anyone else who wants the job has had all that time to make friends, dig stuff up and conspire against him
he had no chance
theresa may is unironically going to require credit card checks for adult websites
unlucky lads
>>61960599
can you smell the pasties cooking while you're working?
>>61960574
win
NOW im going for diner, and i believe it will take about 3 days, ta raaa
Imagine being one of those mongs that wears Trump hats in public OUTSIDE of America
>>61960599
It's all about the sausage rolls m8
>>61960643
she is going to block 4chan
>>61960630
happy birthday lid
>>61960643
dang, if only I had a credit card
>>61960643
what is it with the mentality of your countrymen that makes this country so indifferent to censorship and general government shitheadry
>>61960576
you got me legitimately scared m8
>>61960649
l8
game over
>>61960669
interesting...
>>61960571
Similar word origin to charrete
>there are lads ITT right now that don't enjoy the game of stick hit ball
doing a mirth
>>61960725
now i'll never know
>>61960599
>>61960681
FONC (Fuck Off Northern Chavs)
>>there are lads ITT right now that don't enjoy the game of stick hit ball
>>61960778
you'll work it out
>>61960600
delightful post
having a cheese cob
>>61960072
Absolute madman
>>61960792
mirth
>>61960806
got a cheesy nob
>>61960737
interesting thanks
still doesn't seem like a good word to describe this tho
what the FUCK are these lines about
>>61960806
VERY good lad
someone called me the n-word on another board lads
>>61960788
I am literally southern
>>61960800
just had a look in the mirror
w o w
o
w
>>61960747
Requesting a version with a waifu going in the bin
>>61960853
potato n-word?
>>61960853
probably deserved it
internet gf has gone to bed
>>61960854
>not denying you're a chav
>>61960747
>baseball
FOY lmoaa
>>61960843
They're from your bottoms I think like you get with socks
Cute legs btw haha x
the french...
ARE GAY
>Local mosque is a pokestop
>>61960853
naughty?
>>61960929
Time to catch an Electrode senpai
>>61960929
>picachu used homemade nail bomb
>it's successful
>>61960922
*leg
x
>>61960469
Thats a cheerful pic. I like that hat too. I think I had one like it.
>>61960911
mirth
Can some sassy bongs bump my thread
>>>/pol/80620759
>>61960615
She's back in her home country for the summer and I'm starting to run out of stuff to wank to
>>61960884
no just regular n-word, it was a non-flag board
got my internet gf preggers
feeling n-n-n-naughty
>>61961020
gz x
>My work is a Pokemon gym
>>61960996
fuck off weeb scum
seen this actress the other day on the tv
Is she british?
>>61961039
nearest poke gym near me is literally outside greggs
just made a pokestop in my back garden
I can't decide on sausages or gammon for tea tonight.
>>61961067
Must be
She's fucking foul
anyone seen Angela Eagle's leadership bid
She was asking where the BBC was expecting a question and they'd fucked off to see Theresa hahahahaha
t' other internet gf has woken up
>>61961067
2bh lads
got the /need for speed/ again
>>61961067
>actress
>>61961091
thanks but I've already eaten
someone ordered a GAY french
here i am
*mirths*
need a good hard cry and some friendship
or just a drink
>sets up pokelure in the middle of the woods
>hides behind a tree
>>61961080
>>61961085
>>61961039
are you all android lads?
>>61961091
both
watching raven
>>61961067
not liking this so called gimmick
>>61961067
phoarr that's a right ugly slag
>>61961106
pure partridge
umm hello paddy cara man
can you please SHUT THE FUCK UP
thanks
>>61961144
going to hide my mewtwo in a stormdrain
>>61961136
>GAY french
tautology
rate my new shoes lads
>>61961164
>gimmick
>>61961185
*kisses you*
>>61960487
>Nice way to raise a family, ya senile old coot.
>>61961238
yea well you're an oxymoron
*benefits greatly from sharia law*
Keep getting connection errors and it's doing me nut
>>61961127
ah, the old toothpaste in clingfilm trick
>>61961243
where are your socks?
Is peach iced tea the GOAT soft drink?
Signs point to yes
>>61959491
nice cherrypicking /pol/
>>61961274
r_s_e_d
>>61961067
need more pics lid
>>61961283
>this was the first post I've been able to make all day
Fuck sake.
>>61961265
what the fuck that's rape you bent cunt you shall hear from my lawyer
>work in a large open area
will autists becoming in trying to catch pokemon?
does it not put pokemon on private property?
>>61961268
>america and canada are incestuous lovers
>>61961300
where can i purchase such a beverage?
>>61961091
& for Afters...
>>61961318
here this is the only other one I could find
2bh lads
No, it's called free speech, ya communist faggot.
>>61961326
think companies pay them to put them in their shops so people come in to catch pokemon and buy stuff
>>61961339
really miss emptying two of those cheap 8% each evening on an empty stomach
>>61961381
>faggot
fuck off yank
https://youtu.be/jlfk0o_Qttw?t=8m32s
v. tense lads
>thatcher
>sense of humour
>>61961326
>>61961394
Their previous game let players submit landmarks and certain types of places to be made into in-game "portals"
The gyms/Stops are just those portals carried over. Half of the ones near me are pubs that aren't there anymore
>>61961453
she shut down the coal mines for banter
>>61961413
t. literal tramp
>>61961413
I'll empty you if you carry on
And by empty I mean your ball sacks x
>>61961453
she was a right laugh m8
fucked the northerners up just for bantz
>>61961453
shutting down the mines was very, very funny
extremely cheeky piece of banter
>>61961453
>may is an humorless progressive robot
we still have room in france lads
refugees welcome haha
>>61961378
That Pea-Coat is resplendent
Shame she's a dog tho
:)
>>61961547
shut the fuck up
>A FUCKING TREE
>>61961453
Falklands War was pure banter
>>61961483
5 quid xx
>>61961453
Thatcher was the devil incarnate.
he
how bad will things get under may
will I have to buy more VPNs?
Ah yes
>>61961608
if you have nothing to hide you have nothing to fear
>>61961601
t. scouser
is someone going to make a new, i want to post some fresh gimmicks
>>61961559
and this is our conservative party logo
coincidence?
don't think so
>>61961675
>>61961675
>>61961675
>>61961661
Why not post them here? Are you just fishing for (You)s?
thoughts? was it really an accident?
>>61959491
Oh god its as bad as a I thought and yet worse than I expected.
Thats it. We gotta shut down NATO. We're gonna have to work out some deal between Putin and the East. I'll be goddammed if we can be expected to watch the Pacific, police Sandland and now get dragged back to Yurp for whatever continent-wide upheaval you people are planning yet again. I can smell this a mile off. We can only be so many places at once.
Just let France run the damn thing already, they'll be happy to do a purge first anyways.
Its our fault for not just planting our flag in Berlin. This is what we get for being gracious victors.
"Let the locals run it," they said. "They'll be fine, they understand the area", they said. We fall for it every fucking time.
>>61961601
Little scouse runt
Britain is not Ireland's most lucrative EU trading partner - Belgium is - Exports to Britain in 2015 accounted for €13.7 billion but the Belgian market was worth €14.5 billion.
Prime minister May lads
Got some nice tits
>>61961682
>I don't understand soteriology: the post
>Oh god its as bad as a I thought and yet worse than I expected.
>Thats it. We gotta shut down NATO. We're gonna have to work out some deal between Putin and the East. I'll be goddammed if we can be expected to watch the Pacific, police Sandland and now get dragged back to Yurp...
Stopped reading here
>>61961702
>Are you just fishing for (You)s?
nah, just want maximum exposure for fresh content, la
>>61961748
sure she does
with a bra on
in the nude they probably flop below her meat curtains
>tfw been on 4chan for 6 years
Fug it's been a while
May will be Prime Minister
Paid-up card-carrying Tories are not stupid enough to vote for someone like Leadsom
>>61961645
almost got 666 there cunt
>>61961656
>>61961716
Nope :^)
where can i catch mew in pokemon go lads
>>61961713
argies can't handle the banter
Ahh yes, really makes you think.
>>61961332
SHHHHHH!
Are not!
>>61961756
sotewhat
fuck off normie genius
>>61961812
Leadsom pulled out mate, may becomes pm on thursday
>407 posts
>>61961825
bottom of a cliff
>>61961833
janny is a kraut!!
>>61961833
you'll never get consistent moderation here mate. the management is too sloppy.
>>61961748
[Keywords Detected (May, lads, tits]
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[IP Logged? Y]
[Personal Details Submitted To Police? Y]
[Outcome : Ongoing Monitoring Pending Prosecution]
[Long Live The Prime Ministerin]
really makes you think
>>61961889
yeah I know he was butthurt about the brexit
all this shit started the day we left the EU
>>61961827
apparently not
>>61961905
[ABORT]
hey, silver lining
'bena hasnt got long to live once gchq gets its tentacles below decks here
reminder that xe is doing it for no financial contribution of any sort
>>61961929
what does it say?
>>61961929
link to this?
>>61961800
Good enough for me
>>61961929
>faketaxi
good lids
>>61961961
http://www.pornmd.com/sex-search
>>61961833
explain the relevance
>>61961994
they probably have a mind of their own and would strangle you in your climax induced sleep
>>61962029
Stop it, frog, I'm getting aroused.
>>61961929
>top uk search in the year of our lord 2016 is alexis texas
do doooo do do
right