Are Laci edition
>>61955242
/fr/
>>61955242
spoiler that hog
>>61955242
/brit/ HUMANS OUT!!
https://youtu.be/GwDaI9ZLVOk
Want a gf that's not afraid of my cold exterior
>I shudder to think what the future of feminism in the UK looks like now that it has chose to leave the European Union
#ReclaimAfrica
korean pop
Paki
A racist term that is often applied to people of Pakistani or South Asian descent. Its origins are commonly traced back to about 30 years ago, when British hooligans used the term Paki-bashing to refer to the gang beating of ethnic minorities.
Today, it is commonly used by ethnocentric and insensitive white people who either:
a) cannot tolerate 3rd world immigration even though their forefathers colonized the shit out of Asia, Africa and the Americas;
b) want to make fun of immigrants who have left their homelands to seek a better living in the country that prospered from fucking up and stealing resources from said homelands;
c) are too stupid to realize that many immigrants do the menial jobs they themselves would hate to do;
Paki is also sometimes used by mistake as a short form of Pakistani. Even this is frowned upon though, as it is an indicator of a person's ignorance towards people of different cultures and nations. The most famous example of this "accidental" usage may be in a remark George W. Bush made in 2002 when asked about the nuclear rivalry between Pakistan and India.
Don't be fooled by the narrow-minded xenophobes who have attempted to explain this term - calling a brown person a Paki is just as derogatory as calling a black person a nigger.
"Go back to your country, Paki."
"Sorry pal, I don't think I'll be able to board a plane again thanks to your country's anti-terror laws. Looks like I'm here to stay. Shall we discuss William Shakespeare and Charles Dickens over tea and biscuits instead? That's what people do around here don't they?"
been playing a bit of verdun lads
>>61955163
It's a brotherhood of likeminded individuals that help eachother out and mentor eachother, you learn some sacred things, you build a relationship with God no matter what religion you are. Even if you are agnostic Masons will help you. Athiests aren't welcome you need to have faith in some sort of Architect of the Universe. The rituals are simply metaphors to help you remember your oaths as when you do a demonstration of something it is easily stored in your memory palace. You will learn a lot about your memory palace as a mason.
I could go on and on but I don't have time. Basically it's a brotherhood filled with lovely people that teach you morals and how to be a better man. Loads of charity work and such.
read this;
http://www.masonic-lodges.com/masons.html
http://www.cbsnews.com/news/9-things-you-didnt-know-about-freemasonry/
.
>>61955292
>This country won't be shit without #Blacks
I think most white people agree with that
The british
general?
>>61955242
saw someone carrying their nan in a shopping trolley today in bournemouth.
Would vote for an Irexit if it meant my Polish neighbour would stop blasting Slavic dance tunes at 3 in the morning at parties I'm not invited to
>>61955292
Well their most efficient president by far is black
>>61955332
but the only qts in ireland are eastern europeans
Any good british movie m8s ?
Motivational Monday
>>61955299
bet I'd smash you in it
TORY POWERSTANCE
>>61955383
also known as Ronaldo about to take a free kick
>>61955361
but im not ee :)
>>61955345
Aren't half of the streets in Paris named after American presidents? What do you know about America? Feeling a little buttmad about last night?
>>61955363
Moon
>>61955383
JUST
>>61955322
It's not religious. I can't really tell you exactly what role religion has in masonry because of my oaths. You simply need a belief in any form of greater being that has scultped our universe. Doesn't need to be some all seeing floating sky God. Just a belief that we are a creation. As this is really important for your oaths and to help masonry build you into a better man.
Also if you are going to a lodge you will need to dress really fancy. It's good banter, you have big massive dinners on sunday with loads of alcohol and such, honestly it's such a lovely brotherhood
Sky News @SkyNews 2m2 minutes ago
David Cameron will resign and Theresa May will become Prime Minister on Wednesday
Prepare for a PMQs to remember
What's the worst neighbourhood in London?
It's doing a rain lads.
>>61955409
fuck off then you hog
>>61955429
Any videos you'd recommend about it?
Sorry to hear about your mum, lad
http://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/uknews/40ft-sperm-whale-dies-on-cornwall-beach/ar-BBube5O
>>61955413
>Aren't half of the streets in Paris named after American presidents?
You what ?
Never noticed it.
>What do you know about America?
That Obama is a good president.
>Feeling a little buttmad about last night?
Not in the slightest thanks to this video :
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENiuRDpztls
Just a bit tired with the /pol/posting.
>>61955294
Good post
hehe
>>61955445
Berlin
>>61955457
>i can ONLY get desperate foreign women who are unable to comprehend what a loser i am due to the cultural divide
kek okay then boss
>brexiters whinge about 'taking control back' from unelected people in power making decisions for us
>literally end up with an unelected prime minister
ahhhh yes
>>61955461
Has loads of dislikes because of tinfoil hatters that think we are some sort of cult controlling the world. I have been called a reptile walking home in my mason clothing. It's hilarious;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1XhirrSEKjI
Good tidings, Brother I hope your journey has started.
>>61955529
false equivalence
>>61955366
>>61955421
>>61955511
but the best EE are the ones who grew up here lad, shared culture but arent fat pale slags
>>61955529
Every Prime Minister is unelected.
irn bru isn't nice
I thought Big Dave wasn't resigning till September?
>>61955531
mate of mine is a mason at the lodge in London
they're a fun bunch
>>61955584
Leadsom quit, so May was unopposed
>>61955549
not the best argument tbf
>>61955529
>>brexiters whinge about 'taking control back' from unelected people in power making decisions for us
weird, didn't hear them whining about the Queen or the House of Lords
>>61955529
>Comparing the current Home Secretary stepping up to be prime minister to having to ask 27 random foreign countries whether you can do what you want in your own home
redpill me on May lads
>>61955593
What degree is he? I'm 4th, secret master. My bestfriends Dad was 33rd degree, has a the light giver tattooed on his chest if you know what I mean.
>>61955639
It's the 5th month of the year
Not a bad one really
>>61955624
weird, didn't hear about the Queen making 60% of our laws
dropped a larger than usual log this morning that didn't flush. still fucking there
>>61955545
>reviewbrah is a neet fuck
jdimsa
>>61955529
That's on Cameron, not Brexit.
>>61955639
It's between April and June
>>61955639
month before june
>>61955345
>>61955489
Obama is shit tier and basically destroyed America
Other two irish posters fighting again
>>61955639
She likes a big willy up her bottom
british politics moves fast
>Speaking as she collected the Spectator's Politician of the Year award last week, the 57-year-old said: 'This is the second good thing that's happened to me today because this morning, the Daily Mail asked: "Is Theresa May the new Cara Delevingne?"
>'For those of you who don't know, she is 21, a supermodel and one of the most beautiful in the world - so I think we can safely say that the answer to that has to be filed by John Rentoul as a question, to which the answer is no.'
>>61955686
don't you guys have you're own general?
>>61955306
how do you know all this
so now that we are having a second woman PM, will feminists FINALLY shut up about the glass ceiling?
synthwave
https://youtu.be/7u7JALBByHw
ah, yes
>>61955726
Mason.
Business idea: /brit/ offshoot of kekkism
This is what a vagina looks like from inside.
Just so your virgins know.
http://i.4cdn.org/r9k/1468244951163.webm
>>61955531
>mason clothing
I didn't know there was mason clothing desu
Cheers m8 I'll look into it. I'm having faith problems atm though, I don't think it'd make sense for me to join currently.
>tfw we will realise how good Dave was when Theresa May gets into power
>>61955736
no because she's not liberal (enough)
>>61955757
>>61955685
You misspelt Bush
>Scotland
How do gays have sex lads? Aren't they worried about getting poo on their bellends?
I think she looks a bit like Thatcher.
What could this mean?
>>61955767
is that the wee hole
>>61955652
3rd degree
>Theresa May voted against making it illegal to discriminate on the basis of caste
ah yes
>>61955770
Having faith problems is the best thing to be a mason. In the 1st degree your mentors will help your faith and help you understand what you want to understand.
>>61955772
>that image
w-what
>>61955242
just postin' a Laci
>>61955767
My butt is tighter.
>>61955813
You wash out all the poo before of course.
im a manlet and girl i love is already almost married to some alpha guy
how to make her fall in love with me /brit/ ? should i create fb page about it?
>>61955767
Only a virgin would have a .webm like this on his computer. Lmaoing at your life m8
>>61955853
>You wash out all the poo before
How?
>>61955906
Enemas, that's obvious
>>61955906
flavoured enema
>>61955944
what do white rappers have to do with this?
>>61955815
Look out argies, it's time to bargie ;)
>>61955893
start with an r and end with an e
>>61955906
don't know how it works but i think they get their bf to lick the poo out
>>61955833
love chubby girls
>>61955906
Either a bottle of water or a proper enema tool. Just squeeze the water into the anus and poo it out. Repeat until the water comes out clear.
Alright mates storytime
>Chatting briefly with some Canadian backpacker on tinder
>Seems so-so, make a date for 9 at a pub
>9:10 on the night, halfway through my pint of stout, send her a text asking if she's ok
>Replies saying she's sick and forgot, but can meet me at the bar next to her building instead
>Not pleased but I'm already out anyway
>Walk 20m to the next place
>It's a backpacker bar, figures
>Waiting at a table, 9:40
>"Be down in 20 just getting ready"
>Sipping on my beer alone while I wait
>Table with three cute blonde girls nearby
>One walks up to me and asks with a German accent whether I'd like to sit with them
>I speak some German but decide to not be a wank
>Tell her I'm waiting for someone out of some stupid sense of duty, don't think to wait WITH them
>They walk out to another bar 10m later
>Date arrives
>She's boring, she's sick and I make an excuse to leave early
Internally screamed myself to sleep that night
>>61955831
Do you discuss things like the meaning of life and all that or do you just go to parties?
>>61955548
eastern euros are pale too lad
>>61955906
give it a rinse
Religion is for the idiotic and weak-minded. As a free-thinking human being, I find immeasurable beauty in the world around us that does not require a ridiculous and astoundingly cruel 'god'
PSA: If you see a cute girl playing PokemonGo, she probably just wants to play PokemonGo self.pokemongo
Submitted 1 day ago * by RlOTGRRRL x2
My friend was playing PokemonGo last night, just trying to catch some Pokemon, when a random dude came up to her and started talking to her. She wasn't interested but he wouldn't leave her alone till she gave him her number.. (which was fake)
DON'T BE THAT CREEP.
On the other hand, a bunch of people gathered to catch an Ivysaur in my town last night. As I was hunting for it, some guy yelled out, the Ivysaur's here! The Ivysaur ran away but thank you kind stranger.
edit: WOW thanks for the golds!
Most people in this thread have done a much better job than I have on how to meet new people through PokemonGo, so thank you fellow trainers! For fellow trainers that have had terrible experiences like my friend.. stay safe.
More info on my friend's situation. She was NOT at a lure. She was by herself trying to catch a zubat she saw on her way home A guy saw she was playing Pokemon, came up to her, and started talking to her. He tried to make small talk, invited her to a bar, and he didn't stop pestering her until he finally got her number.
How dreadful are the curses which Mohammedanism lays on its votaries! Besides the fanatical frenzy, which is as dangerous in a man as hydrophobia in a dog, there is this fearful fatalistic apathy. The effects are apparent in many countries. Improvident habits, slovenly systems of agriculture, sluggish methods of commerce, and insecurity of property exist wherever the followers of the Prophet rule or live. A degraded sensualism deprives this life of its grace and refinement; the next of its dignity and sanctity. The fact that in Mohammedan law every woman must belong to some man as his absolute property, either as a child, a wife, or a concubine, must delay the final extinction of slavery until the faith of Islam has ceased to be a great power among men. Individual Moslems may show splendid qualities. Thousands become the brave and loyal soldiers of the Queen; all know how to die; but the influence of the religion paralyses the social development of those who follow it. No stronger retrograde force exists in the world. Far from being moribund, Mohammedanism is a militant and proselytizing faith. It has already spread throughout Central Africa, raising fearless warriors at every step; and were it not that Christianity is sheltered in the strong arms of science, the science against which it had vainly struggled, the civilisation of modern Europe might fall, as fell the civilisation of ancient Rome.
>>61956012
good pale not shite pale
>>61955686
fuck off you bellend
>>61955736
that """problem""" will never be solved because it's base on unquantifiable feeling
>I don't think we've had enough successful female politicians
Seems to be the reason why we """need""" more women in power. But assertions like these don't go away easily.
Even if 51% of PM's were women, if feminists FEEL like it's not enough, then it's not enough.
It's an zero sum game.
>mind palace
to the mason, what the hell is this
>>61956007
bird in hand and all that..upboated!
https://twitter.com/VinnyITV/status/752521551514312704
kek
>he doesn't believe in global warming
>>61956063
tbf most irish women are pretty tango'd in dublin
>>61956084
memory technique, made memestream by Sherlock
>>61956115
>going near little nigeria
Are abnormie girls qter than normie girls?
>>61955906
Emenas
>>61955722
/éire/ is terrible. Full of tripfags and ceo of micked
the regulars on it are so fucking weird too
never finished the second season of kirino mosaic
21 years ago today, over 8,000 people were killed in the Srebrenica massacre, the largest mass murder in Europe since WWII
>>61956106
>The paki island of Aylesbury
I'M GON SEND HIM TO OUT OF SPACE
>>61956141
>not living in the only relevant part of the country
>Theresa May is the daughter of a vicar but voted in support of same sex marriage
Legislative legerdemain!!
>>61956043
Did he really said that ?
Because no matter what /pol/ says, Arabs were based as fuck in their Golden Age (ebin Algebra) and at no less than 50 years ago. Too bad they've gone to shit.
>>61956158
That girl is probably a massive normer
>>61956204
but i do live in cork :)
>>61956172
also I cant fucking spell
how do i tinder if i have like no pics in facebook?
>Theresay May is to become Britain's new PM on Wednesday
wew, that fast? I thought Cam was stepping down in October?
>>61956250
Liar
>>61956256
add pics to fb
make it private
load them up in Tindy
walla
Is there anyone more JUST than Paul Gascoigne?
>>61956172
>ceo of micked
is he still kicking around, lol
>>61956227
He did it, he was talking about his time in Sudan and Egypt
>>61956227
Me on the right
bender ^
>>61956106
Dublin underwater and Belfast not?
Fucking great by my standards.
Also Liverpool and London underwater?
Release more carbon into the atmosphere asap. Go China, make more stuff.
>>61956250
sometimes the niggers make dublin not worth it but atleast theres job prospects
>>61956106
All cities that voted remain get flooded. Britain wins again.
>>61956281
thank you ameri can
>>61956284
yeah his name is your man now
>>61956312
bender
>>61956314
you also have the northsiders and d4s
dublin is cancer
>>61956314
Dubliners make Dublin not worth it worst people in ireland
>>61956283
he's fucked up
Is Mogg a meme or do people actually like him?
>>61956363
FOY
>>61956106
>ireland almost completely underwater
this is great :^)
>>61956240
How so?
Does this mean that I've been accepted on to the course I'm wanted to transfer to? The person emailing is the senior tutor of them computer science department
>>61956377
He's your standard far-right Tory cunt
>>61956361
>>61956363
I live outside of town so I dont see that 2bf
>>61956436
ye, congrats
White people btfo
>>61956457
>Being a conservative makes you far-right
Don't like this meme, I must say
im not going to work today
they dont pay me anyways
>>61956436
he signed the REQUEST so no
usually a dean must accept you
>>61956436
read it again
popped into tesco to get some milk and a freddo bar earlier. went to pay for it and the cashier said I had to log into my facebook account to do so
told her I just wanted to pay in cash but she just kept saying 'you will need to log into your facebook'
walked out empty-handed
>>61955242
How long will it be until we can't talk to Brits on the internet anymore? How will we be able to converse?
>>61956505
No but Jacob Rees-Mogg fits into the category of far-right Tory MPs
paki poo bum and willy
>>61956503
kek
>>61956514
We don't really have deans, this guy is the equivalent.
>>61956526
I have been trying to
>>61956563
Because he's Catholic? Grow up.
>Girl killed by convicted Latvian murderer, argued in pro-EU essay released by parents that barring foreign criminals was racist
oh dear oh dear
>people doubted the Power Stance
>people doubted meme magic
This fucking year
>>61955772
why does his medal have a pokeball on it?
>>61956536
Don't believe this
Qt Holland and barret cashier convinced me to give my email for shitty loyalty card and I keep getting emails everyday that I can't unsubscribe from
>>61956503
>there are probably a considerable amount of white people who liked that post
questions: is it ok to ask a m2f friend whether if i can fondle her boobs
>>61956609
>lol LOOK AT THIS ONE HIGHLIGHTED INCIDENCE
what's next? All Muslims are terrorists?
Had a pretty eventful night out last night lads
>got a few new mates
>met my old childhood friends in town
>got into a scrap near the end of the night
>brother came out of the closet
>somehow only spent 40 quid unless someone was buying me drinks
willy!!!!
>>61956642
Ask if you can suck her penis to prove you're not bent
>>61956662
nah, not gay la
>>61956606
No because he's a far-right Tory MP
>>61956645
>All Muslims are terrorists
objectively true
Unironically like this choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jAeoW2IS3g0
"""Asian"""
Jacob REEEEEEs Mogg
General election by the end of the summer screenshot this
>>61956697
fuck off pale nigger
>>61956645
>communist
>defending islam
knew you were just a pink liberal
>>61956713
I don't get why people are surprised that muslims form these gangs
their prophet was a nonce for fucks sake
>>61956713
>"""Asian"""
This is how I know you didn't grow up in the uk, everybody knows Asian normally means Indian subcontinent here
how long till theresa bans 4chan, lads?
>>61956734
>kulchie
>human
>>61956642
>her
waiting to hear back on my reddit application
>>61956769
>west brits
do you enjoy prepping the big bull from mayo before he fucks your gf you little cuck
same
>>61956742
grow up you twat.
Why are so many rapists men?
eating a biscuit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJPFdS6SSgQ
watching attentively
Praise allah
>>61956822
i'd rather be part of the uk than the eu desu
>>61956764
Bollocks, Asian meant orientals until the media started pushing for it to mean pakis so everyone would stop calling them pakis
>>61956847
good old molyneux
pears are so fucking good when they're really really ripe and juicy
>>61956841
um, women cant rape sweetie
>>61956867
fuck off thainonce, use a better proxy
>>61956835
not an argument
check your privilege
>>61956227
>Arabs were based af
>Lists Algebra, a Persian innovation
u have to go back, m8
Thoughts on Mark Kermode?
>>61956901
based
another night another dream but always you
in the night i dream of love so true
>>61956866
>>61956713
*tries clicking on some of these links*
uhhh something's broken la
>>61956847
>not watching every molyneux on the day of release
do you even know how to argue?
Getting my daily does of Molynox and Sargon
>>61956887
you're the same sort of person to believe in white genocide
don't tell me to check my privileges idiot
>>61956858
Nah you're a fucking mong even my gran knows Asian means paki/Indian, its what's always been used "in polite company"
The only East Asians we have in any big numbers are Chinese
You obviously moved here last year so it's time to stop embarrassing yourself
>>61956939
>he needs other men to tell him how to think
do you need them to fuck your wife too? baka at u, lad
>>61956952
>Black people systematically killed
>Black officers are twice as likely to shoot a black person than white officers
spend 12 hours working on video
You need to pay 30 quid to save it without the watermark. Should I just do it?
>>61956963
I need Sargon to raise my children
>>61956952
go away liberal kiddo
dont you have an LGBT for Islam march to go to
im objectively the best overwatch player in this thread
>tfw people still havent downloaded 4chanx and filtered 190cm muslim
>>61956952
>adults who play pokemon
lmao i havent played in 9 years
>>61956939
shit gimmick
>>61956996
torrent the program idiot
>>61956996
plus 50 pound tip
>>61956994
>hurr durr I don't understand institutional racism
Has technology gone too far lads? pokemon go can detect nearby items to find a related pokemon
>>61957014
>he plays overwatch
Snnrk, ok kid
>>61957030
There's a massive viral marketing shill attempt going on for it atm
>>61957035
fuck off yank thats an ancient brit gimmick and I wont have you call it shit
>>61957035
>torrent the program idiot
[spoiler]I dont know how[/spoiler]
>>61956857
i know you would you west brit scum
Getting my daily dose of Novara Media and Libertarian Socialist Rants
Just bought the Dyson hairdryer lads
Alri lads
>Pokemon Go
No thanks, call me when anime is real.
>thinking when you can just get Molyneux to do it for you
yeah, nice one bro. enjoy your epic waste of time
>>61957109
both terrible
t. communist
>>61957106
t.EU cuck
>>61957141
who do you subscribe to then
>molyneux
>lol its ok to kill somebody if they dont do exactly what you say even though you already have them pinned to the ground and arent able to do anything
>people will agree with this
CRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
https://youtu.be/huavJMGUbiI
black and white gatto and black and white gatto constantly having at each other outside
>hurrrr le brexitorz voted for sovereignty but now we have a new PM no one voted for hahahahahaha
A Prime minister standing down mid-term and having to choose a new leader from the elected party is a bit different
ah yes a lovely 12 hour shift at work
*coughs up black coal dust from the chimney*
>>61957172
I subscribe to both of them, didn't like LSR Brexit video though.
Going Tescos, you lads want anything, they're having a sale on gfs
>>61957194
>lol its ok to kill somebody if they dont do exactly what you say even though you already have them pinned to the ground and arent able to do anything
>was in the act of committing multiple felonies: felon in possession of a firearm-FELONY, brandishing and threatening a homeless man with a gun-Aggravated Assault in Florida: FELONY, who resisted officers who first tried to taze him, and WAS NOT RESTRAINED, who can be clearly seen in one of the videos raising his right shoulder, then shooting it down towards the right side of his body exactly where the firearm was located and recovered
ah yes, the paddies; regressive as ever.
really like these creepy videos desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lr3au-ZdIOE
>>61956591
quality posting amigo ,':¬)
*Puts down Telegraph*
hmm
*Picks up Economist*
Ah yes
