happy trees edition
just got this in the post
thoughts?
theresa may just made a statement
can't believe this cunt is our PM, she's a fucking robot.
>>61958617
Why did you buy it?
>>61958569
ruined
willy is a bit hard
>>61958618
>>61958617
why would you want to make america great again?
foy
I’m waiting on the good times now.
>>61958645
dont understand
>>61958645
May is not a meme politician, try another gimmick
>>61958646
>>61958628
going to wear it in public to annoy the lefties
>>61958632
is ugly.
What Phones you lids got?
>>61958686
Your filename suggests otherwise
>>61958650
>>61958695
samsung galaxy s5 laddie
>>61958759
Didn't mean to quote you
>>61958758
Dentist?
remember to stock up before 4chan, all porn, and all other non-designated posting websites are banned
>>61958587
I had to write essays on it
does the testosterone i produce when i wank make me hairier and more manly ?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>no more hoc banter from big dave
>endless pish about feminism and women on politcs
>no more porn, 4chan or anime
wish may had stayed a maymay desu
>>61958773
Never quote me or my biological daughter again.
>>61958695
xperia play
>such a nerd xddd
>>61958722
Good gimmick, stranger.
>>61958695
Xiaomi Mi5
>>61958774
>>61958813
vote for comrade corbyn
>>61958649
Post slug.
>>61958824
How long would it take to achieve their level of dancing skill?
ANYONE UP FOR REVOLUTION
[USER LOST ISP PRIVILEDGES FOR THIS POST]
>>61958758
back from the place of work lads
did any of you lads see that man who did that thing that cause that other thing to happen as a result of the first thing he did?
>>61958861
Two weeks juiced up on lucazade, I reckon
>>61958887
>>61958918
good day
You alright Tim?
>>61958813
Going to really miss DC's wit at PMQs
Now it's just 2 boring banterless bellends
>>61958923
no
>>61958918
hey ho, how was it
making 'za for 'ner
reflecting on the teenage love I missed out on
>>61958722
>>61958998
this. westminster politics should be reserved for lads from private boys schools
>Merkel in Europe
>Hillary in the US
>May as PM
Women are unironically going to ruin the fucking world
>>61959010
'li or 'go 'za?
>>61958984
Was I doing Raven impressions?
Have some odd memory of preaching about the Way of the Warrior
>>61959006
'twas alri
do not push your luck further you recipient of phoebus' rays
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9ie8_IUuqs
Me on the phone
>>61958758
out
caught a drowzee and a rattata on my way to work this morning.
makes it all worth while 2bh
>>61958954
mirth
At least she's got the Tory power stance down
>>61958993
which video is this from
What's the new Ghostbusters like, lads?
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>61959053
'go 'za, 'iously..
when will the dentist stop forcing his fascist agenda on tim lads?
>>61958758
Yeah go on then sunshine get in my thread one more time go on then mess me about again see what happens
>>61959154
critics average 6.5/10
>>61959159
this 2bh
>>61959133
would not be surprised to find a small pile of sand on the ground between her legs
>>61959168
no no no no no
>>61959155
What does a trainer club account do?
>>61959168
Doing a vomit>>61959203
btfo
>>61959224
trains you to be a clubber
lmao fat crossdressing paki
>>61959232
ahh yess 100 cups
>>61959056
hmmm the soliloquy seemed to be more a discussion of irish politics from what i recall
>>61959157
you'll more cheese than man
>>61959266
Excellent post mon amis
>>61959266
I'm sad because I might not be able to get laser to remove my facial hair
you lot
out of business
now
UGLY DUMB
WOG SCUMB
>>61959301
why not?
>>61959277
well I must have been chatting absolute shite then because I know fuck all of irish politics
two fighter jets flying over my house
fucking incredibly loud, ridiculous
>>61959277
I'll be sure to lower the tone
>>61959203
why is the donner red?
>>61959301
You will never be a woman and you'll never be a man
You are a pathetic beta paki dribble of piss with no life prospects
why does /brit/ pick on vulnerable people
>>61959317
not today sunshine.
>>61959291
it's 'ami' :3
i'm only one person
>>61959224
You need it to play
>>61959341
Spicy donner (And red sauce on top)
>>61959323
Got a burn that either won't heal or taking too long to heal
The rest of my face was fine though during the patch test
>>61959367
Then I'll be a martyr
>>61959374
we are vulnerable people
>>61959327
Preparing for the new Normandy invasion scheduled for later this week
>>61959327
and literally yanks
>>61959301
you are such a miserable specimen
just be normal
Is she Satan?
cutting all of your slops rations in half for the next fortnight
>>61959386
easy mistake to make; to me you're the whole world :3
Having a diverticulitus
>>61959401
if you don't qualify for full benes then you're not
>>61959317
I am in business tim
>>61959418
>just be normal
That advice is almost as good as "just be yourself"
How can I be normal?
What is normal even?
>>61959450
tender
thank gods
>>61959424
who's fucking bright idea was it to have a female politician as the next PM? what a bag of wank
we're gonna end up in the shitter
>>61959443
didn't know i was such a big guy for you haha
*unzips guy*
>>61959450
doxxed
>>61959482
not trying to chop your dick off
finding a hobby you like
not filming your flatmate
simple steps really
>>61959450
>>61959487
not pleasant 2bh
stop replying to it
>>61959495
>end up
top kek
>>61959491
sounds electable to be desu
>>61959495
>>61959424
would honestly shag her
>>61959325
>I must have been chatting absolute shite then
aye well that is indeed a possibility
>>61959334
stupid gay
Reminder to delete all of your anime before wednesday.
>Andrea Leadsom cried when the press reported her comments about being a mother
lmfao what a pussy, thank fuck she dropped out
>leave the eu because you hate unelected leaders
>two weeks later get an unelected pm
brexiters BTFO
>>61959588
vile
In a hotel lads
>>61959534
>not trying to chop your dick off
I HATE being male
>finding a hobby you like
Already tried, couldn't find anything
The only things that gave me purpose were the blog, phishing and now transitioning
>not filming your flatmate
Did it once and at the time I was praised for it
>>61959586
in the sense that she's as corrupt as every other politician in the west then sure
>>61959614
She was elected though because she's an MP, you don't vote for a PM, you vote for your local MP you spastic
>>61959614
you elect the party, not the leader. PMs aren't policy creators, just party representatives and ambassadors.
>>61959625
*knocks on your door*
room service
Maybe Tim is right.
The landlord sold Tim's last house and is trying to get Tim to use his trust fund to buy the flat or face eviction.
That is not right desu
we should have a muslim transexual PM
#diversity #everyoneiswelcome
Whatever happened to Ribena? Haven't kept up with him since the cunt worked at an amusement park
>>61959632
>I HATE being male
you hate being pathetic, people wont respect you more as a woman
you'll forever be a pushover
>https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=Devon,+England&gws_rd=cr&ei=cdKDV6OWCMWbgAasvI-4CQ
>>61959491
2 t︃bh
are there any companies that do internet censorship/security/monitoring stuff? might invest in them desu
>>61959682
tim needs a gofundme to become the rightful owner
so its been a full 24 hours since i started my "mirth" gimmick
opinions?
we are all belgium
>Theresa May says 'Brexit means Brexit' and there will be no attempt to remain inside EU
Good girl
>>61959694
he's here literally right now - >>61959632
>>61959682
Tim did nothing wrong and the DPD deserved it
>>61958569
>tfw no more Bob Ross marathon and /tv/ threads
>>61959737
>mirth
never heard that word before
>i hate being male
that it's
i found poleaboo sexual orientation
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dIh0oDEGqk
mentioned
>>61959754
>he's a tranny now
I didn't think he could stoop lower
>>61959763
now you have
it's an educational and fun gimmick
>>61959748
>she's good because she did the only thing she could do
if you think she would've tried to remain you're dense.
>>61959491
only the last 2
>the current year
>not reviewing your own place of residence on facebook
>>61959625
*knocks on your door harder*
ROOM SERVICE
>>61959694
Arrested again
Moved back home
Been NEET for the last 10 months
Courts have 2 months left to indite me
Done a bit of phishing since then
Currently trying to transition
>>61959821
this almost sounds like a rap song
any plans for the summer lads?
i have a pretty normie time ahead of me.
>>61959698
I won't need respect as a female, I'll be happy just being me
going for diner
>>61959805
ah yes
just like your gf innit
Laura Kuenssberg is a scummy rat.
>>61959799
Honestly possible if people had the balls and the political capital. But lacking balls and political capital is the reason why Cameron was obliged to have a referendum in the first place.
>>61959864
I rather hope not
>>61959805
>refusing to give your GF money is criminal
how the fuck can you justify that
>>61959760
POO IN THE BUM
>>61959862
which one?
Landlord texted me again
>>61959787
Some people think I'm pretty cute
>>61959862
I poisoned it
>>61959883
The last two, not the last three
>>61959855
Summer doesn't really exist when you're a wageslave. My plans include being a wageslave so Mr Noseberg doesn't cut off my shekel supply.
>>61959883
If you're in a domestic relationship and you're the breadwinner
>>61959855
Absolutely jam packed with nothing
>>61959910
you've got some twitter notifications
>>61959883
I assume that's out of context and relates to financial abuse - you take control of your partner's finances, hide their debit cards, make them ask your permission for access to their salary, etc.
It's a way to control your partner without violence and is hard to prove because many couples share access to finances.
>>61959914
Doubtful
>>61959855
Becoming a wageslave
>>61959860
>thinks females dont desire respect
and there we go, proof your transition is just an escape from how pathetic you are
you arent trans at all, just a coward
>>61959883
i hate to spell it to you but it's probably in the grander scheme of things of having a joint bank account
or starving her
or having a lot of other abusive treatments so a case can be made
just because you refuse to buy your gf (lmao your gf implying) new shoes won't get you prosecuted
>>61959939
>Summer doesn't really exist when you're a wageslave
it did for me when i worked full time.
>>61959855
quit my job and enjoy summer
>>61959957
bloody hell didn't know Theresa posted here
>>61959922
dawwwwwww
>>61959899
>>61959977
jenna
>>61959855
Remembering the fun thing I did recently.
Not doing any more fun things.
random character select
I have no luck
who's tim
Bit nippy
Some fucking summer
>>61958758
Where is this taken? It looks cozy.
Lads
Lost all my mates lads haha
>>61959855
just finished uni
the "why havent you got a job yet"s have already started
>>61960015
Cut for Bob
>>61959977
Why did I dress in my mum and sisters clothes when I was a young teenager?
Why did I fantasise about having my dick cut off when I was 10?
Why did I enjoy gender bending cartoons as a kid and search them out while wishing that it was me in those scenarios?
Think the internet gf is in a mood desu
need to devocate
>>61960058
they're right
you should be applying during your third year
>>61960007
>mfw world leaders post on /int/ and no one knows
>>61959491
>on the image
"Refusing to give your gf money is extreme emotional abuse and should be considered a criminal offence
>on the site
"Coercive and controlling behaviour can include the abuser preventing their victim from having friendships or hobbies, refusing them access to money and determining many aspects of their everyday life, such as when they are allowed to eat, sleep and go to the toilet."
Good to know you lie as freely as ever, /pol/. Fuck off.
>>61959995
>>61960002
>one off
oh my fucking sssSSSShhhhHHHHHHHIIIIIiiiiiitttTttTttTTTTTTTTTTT
>>61960078
because you're mental lmao
Think the korean gf is in a mood desu
just want to know what it feels like to cuddle a girl
havent had intimate contact with another human for a decade
lost all my mirth
t. shakespeers
>>61960056
Rorkinghamshire
>>61960112
what the fuck are you on about?
How did the Tories manage in 2 weeks what Labour will drag out for months
>>61960127
I unironically think if you were honest about it on Tinder you might get some offers
>>61960161
backstabbing, media spin, blackmail
>>61960086
2nd yea grades were shite, had to pull them up this past year
considering eating a banana
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-36767880
miss him already desu
saw my brother using tinder yesterday during the football
almost spat at him in anger
had like 15 matches the normie bastard
>>61960161
Difference between realists and idealists
just found out about theresa may lol, anyone have a spare helium tank?
>still no Japanese stoner gf who loves watching SG1
Life isn't worth living
>>61959820
*opens the door wearing nothing but a neglige*
Oh I'm sorry *giggles* would you like to come in
>>61960226
you'd get matches too if you used it though
>>61960161
Labour is deeply divided and is on the verge of tearing itself apart over a long running conflict over the heart and soul of the party.
Even with the Brexit thing the Tories are relatively united and comfortable with each other.
>>61960118
mirth
>>61960239
*farts into tank and seals it* yeah here you go m8
>>61960225
what an absolute madman
>>61958617
is that a real one or chink shit like mine?
>>61960239
bit empty but yeah
>>61960127
>for a decade
FONT
>>61960252
show me your working
>>61960267
cringe
>>61960267
Fucking state of the pair of you
me last night hitting the town hard
>>61960243
good evening xir!
*pushes the rolling whatever in the room*
don't hesitate to call if anything isn't to your liking
*uncover the plates to reveals gourmet food*
>>61960314
you're a good looking chap
>>61960335
gazza?
Haven't kissed & cuddled a girl in like a month lads. In dire straights
>>61960366
how do you know
stuck my proverbial hand up my paki coworkers arse and ripped the shit straight out of his proverbial colon today when he started chatting paki shite about gays and women
>>61960335
mirth
>>61960374
>16 seconds reply
wew lad
>>61960374
even if you're not there are plenty of absolute munters on tinder than would shag anything with (or without) a heartbeat
since when was a scrap of melon called diner what the feckins going on in this here household today thats called starters get it right pis of
>>61960409
didn't answer my question desu
>>61960340
https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/trolley
Apparently yanks call them carts
ISN'T IT FUNNY
>>61960430
reply to this in 10 seconds and i'll answer it
>reply to this in 10 seconds and i'll answer it
>>61960461
wow
theresa may is a carbon copy of thather
I'm not being sexist or anything they both want to privatise the country
And just who the hell is this?
I don't remember authorizing this. You had Boris Johnson right there and you went and pissed him off somehow.
This better be as good or better than Thatcher because we have JUST ABOUT lost patience with you kooky brits and your nutty shariah politics.
Your daughter to our north just came out as a communist by the way. Nice way to raise a family, ya senile old coot.
I love you but I don't trust you
>>61960497
I had post cooldown it was unfair
>>61960487
actually we all like Boris but Gove stabbed him in the back which wasn't in our control
>>61960487
there is literally nothing wrong with Sharia
>>61960527
rasheed
>t. communist
>>61960487
really funny post just had to share x
Going to order a fuckload of pizza and stuff my face with it and wash it down with a bottle of vodka and then just lie on the floor and wish for death
what're your evening plans?
>>61960487
The Tory party are the world champions at assassinating their own.
>2016 onwards
>women rule the world
>Rorkes go into overdrive because they've never been touched by a girl in their lives
Not looking forward to this
>>61960443
weird
isn't a cart supposed to be something you can get in
>>61960512
okay
we go again
>>61960542
enjoy your ban mate
>>61960226
have 81 matches and I'm an autistic spacker
>>61960563
going to shag the old gf
>New job is right next to a greggs
>Can't stop buying steak beaks
AROOOO
