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This is a 10/10 in Britain edition
on the phone with the janny at the moment
>he eats margerine
third eye status : calcified beyond recognition
Kyary
alri tim
r hayley
>>61952951
I make it myself, original recipe and all
>>61952886
>he is so isolated from society that he thinks crack is a thing in the UK
Go outside sometime cavedweller.
>>61952965
You will never be on my layer of irony mein fruend
I'm gonna have a threesome with janny and monica, anyone else want to join in???
>>61952910
>Yeah, I know who you are IRL as well as on here, I won't dox you though don't worry. x.
Doubt it unless you are my brother, know one knows me in my city.
Look at our population lads
http://www.worldometers.info/world-population/uk-population/
Going to have to get monged on LSD again in the very near future
My favourite internet personality didn't hate a film I wanted him to hate lads. Absolutely fuming rn.
>>61952967
DPD are genuinely the best parcel company out there, did this happen in the UK?
the only way to save the union is a fully federal UK
turn westminster in to the english parliament, have manchester as the federal capital
>>61952967
Is that a picture of Monica???
just shot some heroin into the tip of my dick
everything in moderation though haha x
who here /onSSRIssocantdodrugs/
starting to like this ben shapiro fella
>>61952967
ah the so-called Vinay, or as I like to call him, Vinaesh
>>61952967
>>61953026
Shit, realised DPD means 'Dallas Police Department' or whatever. Bit embarrassing haha.
>>61953002
make me
This is karen
she is a very cute british girl
that is all
thank you
>>61952957
Got any more of her lad??
quentin tarantino is obsessed with black men
tell you what this crack is really moreish
>>61953002
*does a look*
good news lads
>>61953059
>>61953026
Saw this EXACT sequence of posts yesterday
>>61953070
THANK YOU
>>61953044
You can do drugs that aren't serotonergic on SSRIS like ketamine, benzos, opiates, cocaine
Did he seriously know me or was he winding me up
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Um, can anyone spare a (You)?
They aren't appearing for me atm?
>>61953044
I take lexapro and wellbutrin and still trip at least once a week. it's not a big deal
>>61953091
Me on the left.
>>61953091
hmm makes you think
>Theresa may bans 4chan
>We're all forced to go outside and make friends
>All of our lives are massively improved
I wanna take a piss on a nigger dick.
>>61953114
here's one since you went to the trouble of making my suggestion of the all seeing eye behind the caduceus
destroy the continentals for the queen lads
mis-sold PPI again lads
>>61953070
why is your flag so small lmao
Should've been born as a cute jap girl tbqh lads
>>61953186
I'll do it tomorrow.
>>61953186
btw the queen is karen
>>61953002
>Population growth increases massively in 2004 when all the eastern euros join the eu
>Population growth decreases when based gordon brown introduces the australian points based system on outside of the eu migration in 2008
>Decrease in population growth increased until romania and bulgaria get full freedom of movement in 2014
>>61953178
They're working now, and np famalam, was a good suggestion x. Looks pretty good if I do say so myself.
just contacted Sky News to inform them I've decided on a gender
expect the crews around any minute
>>61953183
Remind me?
Was you one of the nice ones or not?
asmr
Is there any other poster more of a runt than the Haitian? He can't even get replies on 4chan.
spider in the kitchen and i can't kill it because the neighbours can see into the window so ill look like a sperg lol
Doing a poo
>>61953218
which one did you end up going with mate?
>>61953142
>May bans making friends
just saw gran tweet this
>>61953072
Will be padding out the filenames to 4 digits soon
AND IF I'M GETTING LIVELY ABOUT IT IT'S BECAUSE I FEEL BLOODY LIVELY ABOUT IT
>>61953264
femme presenting gender void
Labour asking for a general election lmao
would not be surprised if it happened and they dropped below 200 MPs
Got your daily dosages lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7fb_hXTjbO0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ley3Osxia4w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4k7pzaGOp8U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zo2dTzRdypY
>>61953276
>water stones supports the Tory party
Fuck them then
just found out im gay lads
>>61953312
so brave!!!
haha just matched with a 6'4 girl on tinder
>>61953326
Jag hatar sossar.
>>61953270
ah yes, this means i'll have more opportunities to be noble and step up to the plate of foreign fathers who have gone missing
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>>61953347
bit gay
>>61953276
>a book shop making stupid political tweets
Is this real? Someone is getting sacked for that.
>>61953222
Next time I see you I'll wink at you
fucking faggot team keep telling me to switch from hanzo lads even though I'm fucking amazing with him
>:)
Also is someone still pretending to be me in the threads/gorillasnight?
That annoyed me.
CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW
>>61953368
I found that girls who are 6'1+ really do not care much about height of guys. it's only womanlets who want a man who is 7'4
>>61953394
How did you even manage that typo?
i and a are nowhere near eachother
fuck me how embarassing
https://mobile.twitter.com/conor_mcnally/status/752468677950337024/video/1
Bexit means Brexit
And we're going to make a success of it
>>61953430
virus do not click lads
>>61953343
god sh0e is so fit
want to watch a good documentary
Why are flowers so important for British identity?
Business idea: When your computer clock turns to 15:15 everyone posts a picture of Alan Titchmarsh.
>>61953415
depends how tall. I tried cracking on with some girl who ended up being on the taller side of 6'3 at 5'11 and when she stood up with me, we both realised nothing was gonna happen.
>Theresa may is now pm
How long till 4chan gets blacklisted and /Brit/ will inhabited by Irish Aussies yanks and Brits on holiday?
>>61953343
Peter Molyneux is a cunt desu
>>61953464
We have a queen, and girls like flowers
>>61953463
There are no good documentaries any more. Sad!
sending out an SOS
doing a dance tbqh
https://youtu.be/NhkwfDU4d_w
>>61953470
You mong theresa isn't prime minister yet, can't do that without the queen and she's in norwich atm
Church of England wants a quarter of all new schools to belong to them, and plan to run 150 new schools that'll open before 2020.
Seriously shaking my head here, I'm hating religion pretty hard right now. Fucking dead cults want to control education and brainwash children with Arabian fairy tales.
i-is th-this the anime thread?
Karen loves the multicultural society we live in
I hate all of you
Fucking Pokemon Go, I was outside when MAy resigned
What was the reaction?
UKIP are fucking dead without farage or nuttall 2bh
>>61953513
My my, your life must be so hedonistic and devoid of faith. I will pray for you, Brother.
>>61953476
>We have a queen
You mean Cersei Lannister, or Daenerys Targaryen?
>>61953513
CoE is pretty tame m8. Plus they keep the St. George's Cross flying.
>>61953466
>>61953543
Bit disappointed, was hoping this gimmick would catch on
>>61953469
currently trying to hit it off with a 6'4 chinky at 5'9. she hasn't mentioned height at all yet, but our torsos are the same lengths. she just has really fucking long legs
>>61953513
better than mudshit schools
>the """""""""""""""""BATTLE"""""""""""""""""" of Cable Street
rank 70 in overwatch
business idea: the papal conclave but for the gender of children
>>61953513
Without those "arabian fairytales" we wouldn't be where we are now;
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Role_of_Christianity_in_civilization
I'm not even christian but monks literally made voyages to Rome and back to their shitty stone hut to translate it from Latin to English. Christianity was literally an archive for history and science for some time.
ARROGANT STUDENTS BTFO on the bbc front page
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/video_and_audio/headlines/36321989
>>61953576
This is the true queen. My queen.
>>61953454
She has some seriously good chebs, too. You can't tell in her videos, but look at her instagram and it's a real treat.
She's getting fucked by a T*rk though
sister is going to jamaica with 3 of her mates in 2 days time
she's going to be there for a week and i know at some point her and the other 3 girls are going to have their beautiful white fannies destroyed by big black cocks
HAVING A THINK
DOING A POO
HAVING A WANK
THAT PUMPS ME UP
>>61953648
link
>>61953658
Why are you thinking about your sister's minge you freak?
just want a qt girl to shit in my mouth
is that too much to ask for?
WE ONLY HAVE A FEW DAYS LEFT ON 4CHAN BEFORE THERESA MAY BANS THE INTERNET
WHAT ARE YOUR LAST WORDS?
business idea: go into london and sit down, tape down a sheet of paper on the ground with "BLM support" on it.
do another with "white support" written on it
>>61953676
shes fit obviously
>>61953676
i see it every now and then when she's getting out of the shower and it always looks pretty
>>61953681
I don't understand this meme
Would you let Theresa May sit on your face and wiggle around for £500?
She only does it for a minute.
>>61953681
>WHAT ARE YOUR LAST WORDS?
See you all tomorrow.
They've been trying to ban fucking pirate bay for yonks and it's still going, what the hell is Theresa going to do
>>61953526
It's the Karen thread
>>61953731
who would say no to that? it's not at all that bad
>>61952899
>implying that anyone here would have a shot at a woman at that tier
She might as well be 11/10 for anyone here, since you'd never get her anyway unless she worked as a hooker.
I never hire students because they just ooze arrogance and feel as though they're superior to everyone else.
Wipes the smile off their faces when I employ a more experienced person who actually knows how the world works instead of an arrogant and entitled student with a degree but no clue LOL.
>>61953701
You should tell that her she has a pretty vagina and that you don't want her to go to Jamaica because she might have sex with a black man and the internet has taught you that that is a bad thing.
>>61953779
But I spent £27,000 for a piece of paper. Does that mean nothing to you???
>>>/g/55521824
This must be /brit/
Just got back from London and I was fucking shocked by how many white people there were. Have you people been lying to me all along?
>>61953798
it does mean a lot to employers, whether you learned anything at uni or not
>>61953779
>going to uni
Just pathetic
Honestly so happy May is PM. It's about time we got a religious leader.
Can't wait for a revival of christianity. It's exactly what we need to defeat the mudsclimes
>>61953828
Depends on what part of London, obviously. London is a big place with 8+ million million.
>>61953779
To be fair to a lot of this generation, it is repeatedly drilled into them since they are 6 years old that if they don't go to University they will be flipping burgers
doing a poo
>>61953828
Clearly a Londoner talking in 3rd person trying to make London look good.
Rasheed
>>61953828
Tourists, people on business from other parts of the country and London is still 50%+ white so of course you're gonna see white people just not ss many as in other parts of the country
>>61953845
Literally the opposite of what she'll do
>>61952899
Superior Brit glamour model here.
>>61953845
Cameron was a Christian too.
>>61953891
who's this wiener cleaner
>>61952899
10/10 you say.
just tipped 16 stone
bloody hell lads
(Serious) Women of /brit/ - will you be my gf?
Please respond.
>>61953890
Okay mate whatever you say. Her father is a clergy and she said religion guides her and is what makes her choices.
>>61953897
Not a practicing one though. May goes to church every sunday and is a very staunch supporter. Cameron just said he was christian for more votes.
>>61953845
you realize your christian god is literally the same god as allah right?
any girls wanna chat?
>>61953918
Danielle Sharp.
>>61953934
How big is your willy?
Actually a girl but I'm just stringing you along
>>61953957
sauce?
>>61953950
No shit sherlock, they were misguided by a false prophet though. Jesus christ is the only one and true prophet. ******* is a false prophet, possibly a devil.
>Theresa may will be good for christianity!!
http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/674489/Home-Secretary-Theresa-May-says-Britain-benefits-Sharia-Law
doing another dance
https://youtu.be/lqYJLtz4_rA
>>61953891
>>61953957
Fucks sake I've already wanked 3 times today.
Well, time for a 4th. I really need some will power
>>61953979
internet
>>61953481
what is it with japs and eye patches?
>>61953958
I was joking anyway, not that desperate. A touch over 6", nice and straight.
>>61953989
and you realize that christians recognize more than just one prophet right?
>>61953990
It really disgusts me seeing women put that shit on their head to pander to Muslims, how about Muslims pander to us and take that shit off?
So for new PM we have some old nasty cunt who wants to monitor your internet usage and add porn filters, who will never make steps towards legalising marijuana, and who literally believes in ancient Jewish myths.
I'm pretty frustrated.
>>61954040
>realize
>recognize
foy
FOY
>>61953989
Was Jesus a prophet? I thought he was God
>>61954047
That's what you get for voting brexit, EU privacy laws and data protection out the window
>>61954047
muh weed
grow up
>>61954047
This describes both leadsom and may so we've known that for a while
Legalising marijuana could be done with a private member's bill and a few tory rebels, doesn't have to be done by the government
>>61953990
she looks like a proper paki lass
>>61953990
Lmao, that's some pretty dishonest quotation. Even for the Express.
>Jesus christ is the only one and true prophet in Christianity
hmmmm
>>61954047
>marijuana
FUCK
OFF
YANK
>>61954047
>monitor your internet usage and add porn filters
Did she actually say that?
>>61953990
Religious views
May is a member of the Church of England and regularly worships at church on Sunday.[1][2][166] She is the daughter of an Anglican priest, the Rev'd Hubert Brasier, and has said that her Christian faith "... is part of me. It is part of who I am and therefore how I approach things".[167]
"Immigration
In 2010, May promised to bring the level of net migration down to less than 100,000.[110] In February 2015, The Independent reported, "The Office for National Statistics (ONS) announced a net flow of 298,000 migrants to the UK in the 12 months to September 2014—up from 210,000 in the previous year."
>>61954040
Only catholics and jews, who worship Idols and are therefore heretics. Protestantism is the correct way to worship God. Go by his words and only his words only.
>needing beads to come closer to God
>creating purgatory from absolute no fucking evidence
>>61954079
Jesus is God. But as a Human, he was simply God's conscious in some humans body. He used the humans body to dictate his words and a prophet is stated as; " Prophet - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prophet
In religion, a prophet is an individual who has claimed to have been contacted by the supernatural or the divine, and to speak for them"
He used the humans body to speak The Word of God.
does steam have the old monkey islands
Jesus Christ was a massive nonce.
off to the gf store, you lads want anything?
get in
mum's doing me tendies tonight
girls such as OP don't give a shit about anything other than social status.
>>61953880
kek
>>61954147
Nah, we still have The Falklands
>>61954140
>Protestantism is the correct way to worship God.
Liberal garbage you cuck. Orthodox is the only way.
Reminder that leadsom isn't actually allowed to withdraw from the leadership election without the 1922 committees permission
>all these athiest fedora tipping obese attic dwellers chimping out over a religious leader
Feels good. Love the butthurt, keep it coming you rasheed cunts. Forever and ever, Amen.
>>61954140
>Go by his words and only his words only.
>muh sola scriptura
>*starts church in backyard*
>>61954047
me too desu. plus she might not even fucking brexit us. quite liked leadsom.
>>61954137
she's been desperately trying as home secretary, so... hoping she's got more pressing concerns now (like brexiting us as the voters want.)
Doing a mint wank lads
reminder that evolution definitely does not exist and the earth is only about 5,000 years old. also, the earth flooded once but a bloke on a ship saved all the animals and the water magically flew off into outer space
>had a laser patch test 2 weeks ago
>developed a "blister"
>went down after 2/3 days
>replaced by a small scab
>scratched it off after a week
>seems to look fine, thought the skin would grow to cover the gap
>2 days pass and it looks bad, skin in light pink and slightly raised
and that's when I realised I had been burned
Guess I'm not doing laser then
Maybe going to have to quit this whole transition thing
Going to brush my teeth
>>61954183
>orthodox
Literally a rasheed religion.
>>61954199
>thinks beads make him close to YHWH
>>61954140
>mug German autism for people who can't understand the finer abstractions
>>61954223
Why are you quitting? Doesn't turn you on anymore?
>>61954235
madman
>>61954187
Tony Blair was very religious and he was fucking shite you cuck
>>61954249
Don't reply to it.
>religion
any decent pics of theresas feet?
Fuck me that rain came out of nowhere
>>61954236
>thinks uneducated hillbillies are qualified to interpret complex scripture
Protestantism is unironically the foundation of Communism
Really pissed off lads, my room only has one power socket in. I added one of those things with 4 but its still not enough.
>>61954288
Came out the clouds lad
>>61954249
I need to remove my facial hair but laser doesn't seem to be an option
I'm just going to hope it gets better soon
where are all the feminists now to congratulate Theresa May?
This is the SECOND Tory woman to become PM yet they don't seem to care?
>>61954220
Old Testament is simply a book of metaphors.
t. theologian
>>61954237
Fuck up, your poper is literally a pagan symbol. RC was literally pampered with pagan symbolism so it would appeal to the pagan populace of Rome.
>>61954289
Nice conjecture.
No.61954272 â–¶
Ah yes the famous fedora meme, h3h3! epic fucking truly epic
>>61954290
plug an extension into the existing extension
>>61954147
yes
the BLOODY WEATHER
If I was PM I'd ban Abrahamic religions and make people pay fines for publically praying or wearing crosses or headscarves.
>>61954289
Even Luther was really ashamed with what it became
Fucking hell Birmingham is such an ugly city
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=az_J4h1BHwQ
>look up my ol' porn site
>2 of the top 10 trending are 'Captain America Civil war' and 'Batman vs Superman'
I just
What?
>>61954336
Rasheed, literally athiest taliban tier.
>>61954313
so what is the earth being created 5,000 years ago and some guy saving every animal in the world when it floods a metaphor for?
check the ampere rating and the load you will be putting on your sockets before you do this >>61954322
>>61954306
Countless trannies have gone through so much more obsticles. You don't really want this do you? Just fucked in the head.
>>61954376
UK grid is too good to have to worry about shite like that
Why is she such a qt lads
Might write a fantasy novel for my own escapism purposes.
>he fell for the brexit meme
>>61954376
this >>61954319 not this >>61954322 (eww)
>>61954376
Nice quoting, quotedexter
>>61954373
Old testament was literally erowid of the past. It was a collection of trip reports on mushrooms.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Sacred_Mushroom_and_the_Cross
>>61954336
If I was PM I'd stop all benefits and make the age of consent variable with a psychologist assessment to determine your sexual maturity and issue you a "good to go" certificate.
There's a reason we're on 4chan in the middle of the day instead of leading the country.
>>61954313
>le pope dresses with pagan symbols
Irrelevant, if any g that's even better because we retain the connections to our past rather than washing them all away like islamestants
The Roman Catholic Church is a direct continuation of classical Platonism an Roman culture and it's philosophical roots go deeper than the bare bones proddies who can't see past vague symbols for the meanings behind them.
>>61954311
ah yes, Theresa May an anti-LGBT authoritarian, how progressive!
>>61954409
yes! good, very good indeed
HOWEVER!!!
>>61954465
>anti-LGBT
Recent citation please. Coz that's crap
>>61954387
removal your facial hair is like the most important thing
I need to do it effectively
I'll probably still go through with it and end up with a face full of burns
>>61952899
>10/10
More like ugly-ass 4/10 Jutlandish inbred farm-girl, lol.
>>61954442
seems reasonable to base your life on the sequel to a mushroom trip from the past
this is my gf, please be nice to her
>>61954467
however nothing you bellsniff
>>61954353
>qt euro girl at 4.20
Why the FUCK did we vote out?
Dont mess me around sunshine
>>61954515
>4.20
blaze it faggot
Lads what do
My boss got me to tutor his qt 16 year old daughter in math and today I drove over there she was bretty much alone in her house she lead me to her room laid down on some sofa-bed thing like this chinese cartoon picture and then gestured me to sit beside her and told me walk her through some textbook problems
She later sat up inches apart from me and was brushing mai thigh with her knee and was constantly leaning over me and shit.. she was done with the problems after 15 minutes and then she began enquiring about the place where I live the music I like among other personal shit... she also wouldn't stop giggling at the stupid ramblings of mine
I'm 25 btw
*walks into /brit/ holding my iPhone*
*sighs when no pokemon are present*
well..
bye
>>61954311
Unironically heard someone on radio 2 earlier saying "it doesn't matter who the person is, it matters what their policies are" in response to being asked about Theresa may being a feminist icon
Then in the next sentence the same person said she would be inspirational if she wasn't white and straight
Literally sickening that yank politics and popular culture seeps through in to our national debate
>>61954465
>a woman doesn't count unless she's a moron
Feminism
It's no wonder every female leader of note was a conservative
Meanwhile all the leftist "figures" they throw around are a bunch of literally who's
>>61954453
How is it irrelevant? The Lord hates us idolising anyone but him he is a jealous God.
God hates paganism. Samson destroying pagan temple? Why would the one true religion if it is so inline with their faith to God willingly dress in pagan symbolism knowing full well that God despises paganism?
Also I am not a proddie. I am a gnostic with a degree in theology. Also a mason. How is your relationship with the great architect?
>>61954494
*gropes her arse*
you're into cuckolding right lad? cool
>>61954483
FOD
>>61954413
dont know who that is
>>61952899
Is this UKIP program now ?
>>61954531
she also asked to see my phone
but I didn't bring it
>I am a gnostic with a degree in theology. Also a mason
Do any of these ties work with this suit /brit/?
I've only just realised that like half the ties I inherited from my grandfather have fucking birds on them.
>>61954555
sounds like a very peaceful religion
>>61954425
>arrogant students who have been brainwashed by unis are more likely to vote remain than genuine hard-working Brits who actually contribute to the country
I believe it
I'm sure his religion is peaceful, don't worry
61954603
epic :)!
>>61954550
>It's no wonder every female leader of note was a conservative
>>61954539
just caught an onyx
>>61954610
Yellow > Red > others
What's a FONT lads??
>>61954574
Ukip are literally dead in the water without farage or nuttall
Every other candidate is a cuck
>>61954556
>>61954531
She got you confused m8? just remember she's just a young girl and by the sound of it she might just be sheltered and curious
>>61954634
just caught a runt lads
>>61954624
>he still defends leaving after the collapse of the political parties and currency
you cant live on memes friend
>>61954610
None work gl lol x
22-year-old Syrian refugee, Emad Hasso, in the USA for only two months, has been arrested for inappropriately touching a 13-year-old girl at a public swimming pool
http://archive.is/YduuE
>happy a woman is in charge
this is why the modern conservative movement is shit
>>61954613
It's not a religion it's more of a philosophy.
As a Mason I am obliged to not go into more detail but if you want to learn more come shake hands with The Great Architect. All I can delve into is that sacred geometry is how you will understand the Universe.
>>61954555
>this proddyspeak
Christianity is more than just faith, it's culture too. That's why German barbarians are so faithless now, they never understood to begin with.
Also fuck what the Jews say, Catholicism is closer to Greece than Judea
>>61954684
Arresting a man for the crime of coming from a different culture.
Police = racists
>>61954633
She totaled the country and got impeached
>>61954578
>16 y/o girl talking to anon
>16 y/o girl not calling the police when seeing anon
Clearly she wants to fuck a person 9 years (which is more than half her lifetime) older than her.
Age is just a number and no is just a word, anon.
>>61954706
based leaf
>>61954706
Can you read, Brother? I am not a proddie. My relationship with God is imbibed by my own experiences and them only. I study the word of God everyday and I don't follow any path of worship but my own. As a Gnostic I feel very sorry for you, still creating conflict over different sects, childish to say the least. Only way of getting close to God is by yourself alone.
really miss that yank dancelad posting his tunes tbqh
Has there been a good woman leader in the past 50 years?
Why are labour so fucking shit
>>61954739
ah so she doesn't count because you don't like her, figures
anime
>>61954747
>16 was 9 years ago
>>61954778
Thatcher
I'm off to study Japanese lads
You can speculate as to why I am learning it.
>>61954693
Freemasonry is just Catholicism for dumb proddies
>>61954652
>Immigrants are wonderful entrepreneurs
Not entirely false. Look at the number of kébabs.
>ylyl threads on /wsg/
christ yanks have a shit sense of humour
>>61954836
What about Japanese lads are you studying?
>>61954759
Just a prod with a different coat
think im goin to truly immerse myself in the weeaboo lifestyle
>>61954652
>he isn't keen for Raheem
>>61954820
fucking druggies
>>61954836
>I'm off to study Japanese lads
bit gay
>>61954836
'cause you're a fucking faggot loner, who thinks going to Japan he will eventually maybe hug a girl for once in his life because his mind has been corrupted by anime into thinking that Japanese women are shy and introverted.
>>61954845
... Brother you are so misguided. If Masonry is catholicism then why are we allied with the Orange Order.
>>61954875
So ignorant. Come shake hands you have potential. You're close to the truth
>>61954856
some of them actually make me laugh though
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1467983153119.webm
Post some Laci Green pictures
WOO
Reminder that 2001 is the most fire rap album of all time
Might become a priest lads
>>61954555
>with a degree in theology
Can you tell me about it m8 what did you study? I find religions fascinating desu
>>61954914
>allied with the orange order
You just admitted it yourself pootheran
>>61954904
Everyone knows UKIP are a dog whistle to many
IMO if they elect a non white leader they will lose lots of support
>why yes, I do argue about Christianity on a chinese cartoon imageboard
>>61954971
Like Father Ted?
>>61954971
Are you that lonely ?
>>61954856
had a lol at this
"war has changed"
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1468214946480.webm
>>61954920
Absolutely screeching
>>61955008
nah they'll view him as a trojan horse to combat lefty attacks
us, uk and germany with women heads of state
>how do i get out of this chicken shit outfit
Is nige in brussels? On vacation now and I have some spare time
Can I go talk to him?
>>61955015
all me
dude bacon lmao
>>61954987
Nice one mate just throwing adhominems around.
>>61954972
I did a study on the dead sea scrolls. If you find religion fascinating join the Freemasons. LOADS of sacred secrets you will find out that have been preserved for thousands of years and are only accesible by the most curious of minds.
>>61955071
>vacation
fuck off yank
>>61955015
Looks like I'm on the borderline between "nerd" and "gay"
>>61955054
Just elect Trump you amerikeks
>>61955054
Canada, Australia and new Zealand also have female heads of state
>>61955124
>Trump/May
Nice knowing you middle east
>>61955117
english isn't even my first language
>>61955098
What do freemasons do exactly? I'm not quite sure I understand it.
>>61955083
>>61955118
hey, how's it going
>>61955132
>they matter
>>61955158
that is true for a lot of amerifats you spic
>>61955167
its going good my friend, you?
>>61955071
>vacation
It's 'holiday' you yank cunt
WAKE ME UP
Brexiteers btfo
Dream collapsing around them
>>I did a study on the dead sea scrolls. If you find religion fascinating join the Freemasons. LOADS of sacred secrets you will find out that have been preserved for thousands of years and are only accesible by the most curious of minds.
>>61955158
>english isn't even my first language
fuck off JF
>>61955188
can't complain
well, be seeing you
>>61955202
he needs to either show up or stfu
>>61955213
Heard someone say johnny foreigner out loud the other day, was weird desu
>>61955015
>the best ones are gay
Makes sense honestly, why would a top shelf lad be content with female stupidity when he can go gay and smash hot boipucci to his heart's content?
>>61955219
The EU sure helped you with your economy/ employment
>>61955219
keked and saved
>>61955202
>tfw Nige returns and leads us out of the EU and into glory by his own hands
>>61955163
It's a brotherhood of likeminded individuals that help eachother out and mentor eachother, you learn some sacred things, you build a relationship with God no matter what religion you are. Even if you are agnostic Masons will help you. Athiests aren't welcome you need to have faith in some sort of Architect of the Universe. The rituals are simply metaphors to help you remember your oaths as when you do a demonstration of something it is easily stored in your memory palace. You will learn a lot about your memory palace as a mason.
I could go on and on but I don't have time. Basically it's a brotherhood filled with lovely people that teach you morals and how to be a better man. Loads of charity work and such.
read this;
http://www.masonic-lodges.com/masons.html
http://www.cbsnews.com/news/9-things-you-didnt-know-about-freemasonry/
Lets say you got tragically disfigured in a boating accident and ended up looking like the elephant man's uglier sibling,
Could you keep on living or would you end yourself??
so where is the man? Is he in this shithole or nay?
>>61955295
I didn't know it was religious desu.
Sounds interesting
there is no stopping the power stance
>>61955312
I'd only venture outside at night so that urban legends spring up about a monster
Sky News @SkyNews 2m2 minutes ago
David Cameron will resign and Theresa May will become Prime Minister on Wednesday
>>61955312
I'd keep living and become a mask wearing vigilante, only showing my face to my victims before I cleanse them from society.
new
>>61955242
>>61955397
end times
>memory palace
you wot
spend 12 hours working on video
You need to pay 30 quid to save it without the watermark. Should I do it?
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