Juicy Fruit edition
cara
>>61950002
exceptional post
>'men' who take paternity leave
>>61949984
>chud
It's chut
>>61950022
>>61949984
it's called chudder lads
Juicy willies
On the train home now lads
Got served by such a qt, was considering asking her out but decided against it
Regret not doing it desu
You miss 100% of the shots you don't take xx
ANIME NONCES OUT
korean pop
>>61950068
>public transport
Runt life.
what the fuck is line rental?
why is Internet so expensive?
>>61950068
>2.52 MB
no thanks
Ahh shit lads I've got pins an needles in me legs
>>61950102
BT are swindlers
>>61950140
>legs
Fat
>>61950102
i get my internetz without paying for line rental
>>61950162
virgin media povvo
>>61950140
*rubs your legs with my bare hands*
what's the point of a landline if you have a mobile phone?
>>61950140
Haha you a voodoo doll or something lad haha jk hope you're over it soon haha xx
>>61950186
Mebbey you don't get signal in your living room
what's the point of having a life if you have no life?
>>61950244
there isn't.
bye
>>61950217
>>61950219
these two posts are just awful
I do not consent to be governed by an unelected PM with no mandate to negotiate Brexit. We need a general election now
doing a poo
thinking of you
while I'm on the loo
Andrea Leadsom achieves her ambition to become the answer to a difficult pub quiz question in 2035
for you
>>61950297
alri haha x
>>61950332
DELET THIS
>>61950176
Virgin is pretty expensive here.
Cheapest you could get unlimited internet here was like £20, now it's like £35. Virgin is like £50-60 or even more.
>Cheapest you could get unlimited internet here was like £20, now it's like £35. Virgin is like £50-60 or even more.
Why are blacks obsessed with Hennessey?
that's some super fast fedoraing
>>61950260
Bye
>closest telephone exchange is ages away
re
>>61950372
>>61950375
>6 seconds in between
want to just sit in bed on my laptop but can't be arsed to crawl under my desk to get the charger so I'm stuck here until it charges
Forced myself to masturbate for health reasons
The penis didn't become erect before ejaculating
>>61950375
Poleaboo is on TalkTalk and that's £17.70
me @ the dole office w/ the lads
need gf very urgently
>Prime Minister Theruntsa May
>>61950472
I know a girl called Monica if you're interested :)
>>61950472
haha
>>61950456
absolutely creasing at this post
oi oi bonjourno lads
>>61950268
I will destroy you
1MB/s = 8Mb/s
cheating melts
>>61950456
When you're deciding what to have from the chippy
>he makes fun of the janny for doing it for free when he literally pays £15 to post on 4chan
>>61950554
chip boutique*
how can i tell if i have a haemorrhoid lads
>>61950594
let me check bb ;) x
miss her lads
craving female contact
>>61950565
>he's such a povvo cunt he thinks £15 is a lot of money for a website you spend hours on a day
ah yes
Poleaboo hopes to post a new cute pic for you boys sometime this week
s mh wales
spot the ribena
>Poleaboo hopes to post a new cute pic for you boys sometime this week
HOW do people find this cunt funny
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NN3HKBX19WM
What an annoying lolsorandom twat
does anyone here actually have a 4chan pass or is it a meme?
>>61950652
kebab man
Ooh, Prime Mistress May, no! No more punishment mistress! Please stop! *gets tasered again*
>>61950717
take a good long look at your life
when you do parachute jumps in gta5 are they meant to clear off the map once you've done them?
Daily dose of Murdoch Murdoch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LaD69sfK0qc
>>61950660
ah yes, taking the exact same route as Ray William Johnson did about 8 years ago, very original.
>Tories about to have a second female PM
>Labour members admant in keeping an old white man over letting a female dwarf run
>Left wing butthurt is reaching unforeseen heights
I'm not even conservative and this is brilliant. Better bait than "voting remain is a vote for white immigrants only".
If I don't get this job, I might kill myself lads.
>>61950650
Telling people they are poor as why is not how to win them over
>>61950670
Poleaboo bought one
It's just bennies, they're meant to be spent
>>61950761
literally nothing wrong with old white men
>TolerantGuy, London, United Kingdom, 3 months ago
>I saw an aisle sign in a supermarket that read Polish. Makes me wonder what's going on.
Rorkes being triggered.
>>61950660
joe weller is actually pretty good but I haven't watched him in 2 years so I have no idea what he's like now
they often get ruined by money and go to shit
Proof that no Brexit politician has any bottle
Poleaboo would really like a /brit/(you)
![acf[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/MXrnx8X.gif "acf[1].gif")
>Joe Weller went to shit after money
why do so many women on twitter have their amazon wishlists in their bio
>>61950788
That's not what the left thinks. I've got aquaintances who insist that we need quotas to increase the number of women in power and reduce the numbe rof old white men who support Corbyn without qualm.
The doublethink is real and it's beautiful to badger them about how quickly they drop their ideals when they need to.
double dose lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AA9cb0Z8ab8
>>61950899
because i buy them stuff in exchange for them sending me dirty knickers
eating an apple lads
>Moors
>win European Championship
>after defeating Africans
Just how fucked is Europe. gents?
>>61950899
Tribute for your goddess
what the heck happened to poleaboo lads
haven't seen him post in ages
was he finally honour killed?
>>61950926
*slaps it out of your hands*
eating a lad apples
ghostbusters is getting decent reviews
>>61950927
>>Moors
>>win European Championship
>>after defeating Africans
>
>Just how fucked is Europe. gents?
>>61950899
because virtually anyone runt enough to have a twitter account will buy them things for being female
So is Big Dave going to step down sharpish now that May is going to be PM, or is he still going to wait until September?
>>61950933
look 10 posts above you
>>61950650
me at the start you at the end
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1468241509889.webm
>>61950969
Hey everyone look at this anon. He posted a fedora image.
Hahahaha! The bants!
Angela Eagle completely misses the new national mood and does NOT pull out of leadership bid
> the little flags that mark the golf holes have Scottish flags on them
the cringe
>>61950933
I AM HERE
I AM HERE
I AM HERE
>>61950966
Neckbeards on suicide watch
finished my apple lads
cold out
irish weather
>>61951012
has she ever thought about having sex with me
>>61950999
If it's the yellow shirted fedora in response to something about mudslimes then you're replying to pakipoo, you twat
>>61950999
That's Ribena. Don't reply to him.
>>61951012
will she ever want me back
>>61950933
yeah he just stopped posting, hopefully he died
>>61951026
fucking hell
>>61950966
*paid reviews
>>61951032
>>61951037
Recognise my trip, you heinous shitbeards.
@XXXX1063
Don't reply to me.
i do
>>61951094
>gif
Fuck off
>sargon going to see ghostbusters by himself on a monday morning
what a sad sack of shit
Business idea: form romantic relationship with a girl
>>61951087
Just have. Sue me.
>>61951116
yet he gets £10k per month for giving out about feminists and look after his wife's son
whereas you are a runt
>>61951116
reminder that sargon is unironically raising his wife's son
getting my daily dose of cock and balls lads
>>61951103
you don't
>>61951130
ad hominem
>>61951161
mine i hope x
>>61951161
jealous
More money = better than you
reckon i wouldn't mind having a wife's son
>not biologically attached to him if he turns out to be a runt
>she'd never leave me because her sexual market value is extremely low
>they'd still love you anyway if you treat them well and because you stepped up to the plate where their biological father didn't
Poleaboo is a top contribute to these threads
You should appreciate HER more
Gonna dump some OC this week
>>61951161
>>61951210
>stepped up to the plate
foy
>>61951138
yes, like a stepdad.
there are millions of stepdads, in fact I'd wager a good portion of the runts on /brit/ have stepdads
not really applicable to cuckoldry
Evening GazetteCourt: Hoque appeared at Teeside Crown Court accused of having illegal cartoons
A jobless fan of Japanese anime has become the first in Britain to be convicted of having illegal pictures of cartoon children.
Robul Hoque, 39, made legal history after he was dragged before the courts after police discovered a stash of of explicit Manga-style pictures on his computer.
Hoque, of Hardwick Road, South Bank, Middlesbrough, became a 'test case' after officers seized his computer from his home on June 13, 2012.
On the hard drive they found 288 still and 99 moving images - none of which were of real people.
Despite being cartoons, they were classified as prohibited images as they depicted young girls, some in school uniforms, some exposing themselves or taking part in sexual activity.
Teeside Crown Court heard how experts also discovered Hoque had been searching for cartoon images of young girls on the internet.
He denied 20 charges of possessing prohibited images of children and was due to stand trial this week.
But he pleaded guilty to 10 specimen charges. The other 10 were left to lie on the court file.
Defending him, his barrister Richard Bennett said the case should send a warning to "thousands" of other Anime fans across the UK.
I hate pedos and anime but this is fucking stupid.
>his parents aren't still together
>>61951240
i have two step-moms
>>61951210
this desu
plus you could always splice him when he turns out okay
>that kid at school who would always mention his mum's boyfriend
https://twitter.com/conor_mcnally/status/752468677950337024
absolutely tragic
>>61951240
>t-there's nothing wrong with cleaning up another man's mess while getting nothing in exchange!
>>61951269
This
Poortherners are the worst for it
>>61951275
>moms
fuck off yank
AAaaaaaaaaaA!!111 whatb a cunt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!aaaAa cUNT !!!!!1
>>61951293
human beings are messes now?
some men actually like being fathers, having fatherly roles and being family men.
>>61951210
all good points. plus desu i reckon the kid would have a better chance of not turning out ugly if someone else was the dad instead of me.
>>61951293
That would emotionally scar me
I don't think raising the child of another man qualifies as cuckoldry, so long as the child derives from a previous relationship. Often, the biological father finds offence at his offspring being reared by another male.
A man who gets cuckolded by his girlfriend, who becomes impegnated by the outside male, and winds up raising that man's child, suffers a dishonour of the highest magnitude. That's how murder-suicides happen.
I think it's time to leave this God forsaken shithole.
>>61951344
you're obviously talking to a bitter loser lad
>>61951397
It's just a captcha m8 calm it
>>61951344
this. plus isn't there a biological father whose guts you've sort of ripped out by taking his wife and kid? never really got the wife's son meme desu
keep having nightmares
don't know what about but i've been waking up screaming in the night
>>61951387
>I don't think raising the child of another man qualifies as cuckoldry
That's the literal definition you melt.
it's very respectable to raise your wife's children if she's a widow tbqh
Still in bed
>>61951432
>i-if anything, it's the biological father who's being cucked!
>I have a step-dad
Easy way to identify people from shit families with zero family values
>>61951428
To Hell with you as well, Ahmed.
I hear him,
Before I go to sleep,
And focus on the day that's been,
I realize he's there,
When I turn the light off,
And turn over
Oh, he's here again,
The man with the child in his eyes
>A man who gets cuckolded by his girlfriend, who becomes impegnated by the outside male, and winds up raising that man's child, suffers a dishonour of the highest magnitude
If you have sex with a non-virgin, you are a cuck.
If you have sex with someone you have previously had sex with, you are a cuck.
Who would take moral guidance off the denizens of this fucking place?
>subway has closed in my town
what do i fucking do
![stefan[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/miewVPK.jpg "stefan[1].jpg")
>all of these runts reared by stepdad's defending the massive cuckold act of expending YOUR resources on ANOTHER man's offspring with a stupid woman who either mated with a bad man (abusive/slept around/lazy) or was too shit of a wife to keep (didn't keep her man pleased)
howling
>denizens
>>61951509
Found the paedo
>denizens
what if the biological dad dies
>>61951544
Buy sandwich ingredients from the shops and make far superior and far cheaper versions at home
>>61951476
I think this is the ONLY case it's acceptable.
>>61949984
thinking of switching my major, lads
>>61951487
>tfw your dad died so your uncle married your mother to spare her the dishonour of being a single mother, thus preserving your family's standing
>no more meme politicians for /brit/ to spam
nice feel
>>61951509
i don't think those definitions are accurate
But either way, if that's the case, that makes me a cuck (since my gf shagged two people before she met me) and it makes my gf a cuck (since I shagged three people before I met her)
>>61951591
I miss Deadwood.
the only thing worse than being a cuckold is coming on 4chan to defend being a cuckold
>>61951591
rip
>being with a woman who has a child with another man. a child you can raise as your own, in your image to your specifications, as part of *your* family. as well as having biological kids with the woman if wanted.
or
>seeing your own blood raised by another man and seeing him raised in a way completely alien to you. seeing another bloke be the father and role model to your offspring who don't even know you.
one seems more preferable than the other to me personally. unless you hate kids and dont want one.
>>61951614
I said it so it's 100% accurate.
>leadsom pulled out of the race
ah yes
![article-0-18A9E134000005DC-395_306x423[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/FXOsEbM.jpg "article-0-18A9E134000005DC-395_306x423[1].jpg")
>>61951592
>mfw i voted Mogg last year
>mfw he won
>mfw only meme politician left
>>61951483
no one is being cucked lad. it's not even really a word. step away from the memes for a bit.
>>61951614
females can't be cucks they can only cuck
Rorke's forgotten his pills.
Again.
>>61951655
seems like a double standard. i thought /r9k/ MRAs hated those
>All these children with no understanding of how adult relationships work
If your dad was a violent alcoholic, I'm pretty sure any sensible mother would leave him
as long as you still impregnate her with your child its not cuckoldry
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>61951636
In /brit/'s world the second man is a total alpha who pumps and dumps to his heart's content, rather than a sad-sack, single, divorcee as is more likely the case.
>>61951673
![1468193771685[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/9A4ZgAX.jpg "1468193771685[1].jpg")
>>61951727
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>61951581
that's treason
>why yes I do enjoy expending my limited resources on my wife's black child
It is I who is clearly doing the cucking here old chap!
>>61951721
t. mumsnet
>>61951757
I am scared of fat people tbf
You've got black willies on the brain
>>61951775
*throws chicken broth on you*
>>61951721
>If your dad was a violent alcoholic, I'm pretty sure any sensible mother would leave him
i'm sure if your mother wasn't an idiot, she would have avoided such a man like the plague.
Who is more pathetic, the man who loses his wife and family, or the man who takes another man's wife and family?
Craigslist or tinder is full of cumdumps try to snag a clueless beta provider. I pity them all
Any yanks see r Georgey on msnbc this morning
>>61951849
craigslist is full of 45 year old twinks
>>61950068
Fuck up Cronin you chav
>>61951845
false dichotomy
>>61951845
Man who takes, I believe in genetics and shit they'll never really be your children too many predetermined genetic features.
>>61951876
>replying to a 1 hour old post
kys
Business idea: Fit girls piss on me whilst still wearing their underwear
>>61951843
>people don't change
M8 my parents have been married since 1978 I'm not talking about myself. Just showing how childish all this cuckold shit is.
>>61951931
Why would you want this
>>61951918
>>61951843
>>61951768
>>61951933
Le middle class poofter who thinks hes an aristocrat strikes again!
Are vasectomies obligatory when you become a step-dad?
There's nothing wrong with raising an alpha males son. That's better than passing on runt genes
>>61951971
try again hun x
>>61951845
the van Houtens would be a better choice of image desu
>>61951966
Business sacrifice
Have got a Red Dodge left from the weekend. Should I slice a chunk of it and do a key?
>>61951933
>people don't change
it isn't hard to judge whether or not someone will be a good husband.
look at their values, how they behave, how they handle themselves, what are their previous relationships like, what are their friends like etc.
there are a million and one hints as to whether or not you're marrying a good husband or an idiot
>>61952030
>tfw Lord Humungus isn't actually the PM
0930 lads, gotta get moving
>It is by will alone I set my mind in motion. It is >by the juice of sapho that thoughts acquire >speed, the lips acquire stains, the stains >become a warning. It is by will alone I set my >mind in motion.
tired
got into the habit of going to bed at 4:30 and waking up at 2
>>61952108
fascinating
>>61951933
>people don't change
Dunkleosteus, one of the largest armoured fish ever to roam the planet, lived during the late Devonian
Due to its heavily armoured exterior, Dunkleosteus was probably a relatively slow but powerful swimmer. It is thought to have dwelt in diverse zones of inshore waters. Fossilization tends to have preserved only the especially armoured frontal sections of specimens, thus it is uncertain what exactly the hind sections of this ancient fish were like.
>>61952108
runt life.
>>61952067
WALK AWAY
Lads they're bullying us over at /r/europe
>>61951910
>I believe in genetics and shit they'll never really be your children too many predetermined genetic features.
Do you really believe that all your fathers and grandfathers have been genetic descendants of each other for thousands of years?
It's more likely that there have been numerous cases of men raising children that weren't theirs that the children would regard as their father. And there's probably some cases of rapebabies in there as well.
We all have the same genetic ancestors as well if you look back far enough and all parties involved are from the same region on Earth.
timmy picture
wicked wicked
junglist massive
>>61952153
Good, arouses me
Caught 6 pokemon on the bike ride this morning. Still need to get to level 5 so I can establish permanent dominance of the gym at Morrisons.
>when the blairite they try to replace you with is even more unappealing to the public than you
>>61952032
key = kilo?
sure man, go for it
Have never met my Dad's Dad or Mother. Don't even know their names. And my other grandparent doesn't even talk to me, other grandmother is dead.
Feels shit never having a Dad or Grandparents to mentor me.
Is Angela eagle the first PM to say "memes"?
>anti-stepdad Rorkes are advocating for boys and girls to grow up without father figures
this is what fucks over society
>>61952268
Well she's never been PM, so no.
>>61952238
No a key is when you crush a substance up and scoop some of the powder onto a doorkey and sniff it.
a kilo of md would kil
>>61952268
finding it hard to imagine her at no.10
hate niggers lads
>>61952283
But she will be though, against may? Mays got no chance
>>61952282
>without father figures
What about your dad?
>>61952282
My Dad's dead and having a step-dad is nothing like having a father figure. I don't even call my step-dad dad; it just feels like I am being cheated.
Don't need a father figure, I made myself into a good person with my own thoughts.
>>61952268
>woman
>has pink colours and girly writing
not very feminist
>>61952213
how do i play pokemon go?
will i be able to play it in my village?
>>61952238
a key is a line of powder about the same size of a key
>>61952315
>hate niggers lads
>>61952315
Delete this racism
>>61952108
Same
Still in bed
>>61952348
>>>/reddit/
>>61952282
we're advocating that men do not choose to be with women who do not know how to choose good husbands.
>>61952313
the media keep describing her as a political POWERHOUSE and JUGGERNAUT
>>61952318
she still isn't PM so she still isn't
I just can't stop craving cock lads
What can I do?
