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Sunday Worship edition
>>61897713
First for fuck Asean and fuck all of you cock sucking dipshit nerds who regular these stupid ass generals.
>>61897713
Are you even Punjabi
New Zealand is ASEAN
>>61897713
why did the janny delet the previous thread again?
>>61897736
stop coming here then, nobody asked you to come here. It's not like nothing will be lost or anything if you leave... b-baka!
>>61898059
Flip politics is my guess
Is Berserk really skipping rape horse and Rosine?
ASEAN should have a military alliance, like NATO. Malaysia can be the Navy, Singapore can be the Airforce while Flips can be the cannon fod I mean, brave soldiers.
>>61898238
Don't send cute girls (such as yourself :3) to do a man's job
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPQqmU-syHg
>>61898422
This is literally the only successful skirmish we ever had in our military history and it's against a country using obsolete weapons.
>>61898238
Malaysia can make food and bullets, Thailand can handle the navy with their AC
Why is it so quiet today?
>>61898238
Malaysia can provide me with kisses after combat
>>61899158
I accept :3
Paijo I know you are a Mudslime. Get out here.
Scold me for wasting 3 hours for this shit!
>>61898128
This is why we need to separate. Philippines should have its own thread already and there's no unity between ASEAN people. We could have more quality discussions if we had our own general instead of getting involved with you in your ERP shit.
>>61898918
Pillipinos are getting their boipussies fucked by old German and British sex tourists right now, earning their weekly $10 USD a month.
>>61899208
>create another general to stop ERP shit.
kek
>>61899208
This is why we need to separate.
>>61899246
It's Sunday so their boipussie's getting pounded by Catholic priests
>>61899246
Brits can't afford holidays now after GBP went to the shitter
I'm at church lads
>>61899378
inshallah
>>61899344
hmmm
>tfw both christian and muslims opress yaoi
>>61899310
http://i.4cdn.org/vg/1468122215525.jpg
>>61899285
that's not the official painting of the president
>>61899431
It's a Christian Church I believe
I was brought here against my will
Allahu Akbar
>>61899208
A separate Philippines is a Great Philippines
>>61899521
>http://i.4cdn.org/vg/1468122215525.jpg
>They are married in church
Holyshit. Didn't notice that before I post it.
>>61899521
That's typical Catholic marraige
Dem hips, Would you make her bear your childern?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6P6SmD6yBF0
6:38 is where it gets funny
>>61899523
What's this then?
>>61899615
You may go fug on this g/a/y sund/a/y
>>61899534
you know what to do to the infidels
takbir!
>>61899645
okay so it's legit, i just reverse google searched the image and it's malacanan's
Is it about time to stop discussing about Duterte? We have been discussing him for more than half a year already.
Gay
what is the meaning of fuccbois?
my friend used the tern numerous times last night
I hate aggressive / tough girls that I want to publicly humiliate them
How to stop farting???
Pfffftttt
>>61899954
>sex encounters with transexual girls
Only in Taeland
>>61900249
let the tae flow
>>61899208
flip politics is buulshit, i would prefer my degenerate erp rather than you reddit shit.
you are the only one who needs to leave and separate from us loser.
>>61900249
hehehehehe
Which religion is the best one? Whats the most meme religion?
>>61900474
>best one
iglesia ni kristo
>meme one
roman catholicism
>>61900505
>Iglesia ni Cucko
Pls leave >___<
>>61900560
>cuck
>cuck
>cuck
>cuck
>cuck
Stop.
>>61900505
>iglesia ni kristo
literally retarded special snowflake failpenis protestantism
if you're going to adhere to protestantism, at least choose a reasonable branch like lutheranism, don't go full retard with that iglesia ni cucko shit.
>>61900505
this is why we need to separate
Does Pokemon Go work here?
>>61901075
yes but you have to tweak some shit before being able to play
>>61900505
>iglesia ni cucko
time to shitpost
>some flip created a flip general /phg/
>>61901438
buy me some siopao at kawloown
Holy shit
>Francisca Susano, who resides in Oringao, Kabankalan, Negros Occidental, was born on September 11, 1897 and has more than 100 grandchildren, great-grandchildren and great-great-grandchildren, according to one of her grandsons Ernesto Susano.
http://cnnphilippines.com/regional/2016/07/06/oldest-living-person-negros-occidental-Francisca-Susano.html
>>61901627
Flips are really trying hard at the momment I wonder why?
>>61901627
I bet its you, you Masbate Marcoscuck fag
Keknso you can post slut and slum pics again.
So much for unity
>all this flip poster
Nedherland where are you
I'm going to post tities on this thread
>mod delete my random dump thread in /b/
But is /b/, that is for random. Why is is deleted?! Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>61902534
Futa with no dick is just normal animu girl
>>61902534
Mod is an asean
Wagwan fegs
Rate my new kicks
>>61903458
2D/10
Remove Islam.
>>61903776
You also need to remove all the followers
>>61903677
>>61903776
What do you mean by this?
>>61903818
Edgy
>>61904014
It means show us your actual new shoes
>>61900099
>>61903818
Is this Goblin Slayer?
wokwokwokwokwokwokwokwokwok
Please sign this petition senpai
https://www.change.org/p/to-malaysia-government-please-provide-a-better-protection-to-myanmar-and-bengal-refugees
>>61904969
Thanks :3
>>61905064
which guy?
>>61904437
Signed :3
>>61904209
Yeah ch. 2
>>61906129
Where to find?
>>61897713
Testsu
>>61906844
/a/ archive
>>61903818
>>61900099
>that wizard and martial artist getting raped by goblins
wew, this reminds me of that berserk arc with the goblins
Wait am I /asean/?
>>61902384
Good work
A N I M E S
N
I
M
E
S
>>61907117
thanks
>>61907258
Let's fuck
>>61907258
no fuck off
>>61907322
>>61907258
Yes. Now send your girls over here for some diaspora enrichment
>>61907258
NUMBAHJUAN
So is it worth it to buy a 9 series nvidia card for overwatch?
>>61907258
>>61907399
Taiwan is of east Asia
Are you a native Austronesian?
>>61900505
kys
I am a Roman Cockolick :3
MY LONELINESS IS KILLING ME
>>61908405
I MUST CONFESS
>>61908531
I STILL BELIEVE
>>61908611
gook gook go elsewhere
fucking gook
>>61908547
WHEN IM NOT WITH YOU I LOSE MY MIND
cancer gook gook gook gook
>>61908743
GIVE ME A SIGN
>>61908793
HIT ME BABY ONE MORE TIME
>>61908611
>>61908744
Gooks welcume! Please come to Baguio city, where the Corean community has their own police force, with the ability to have jurisdiction and corean laws and moonrune symbols everywhere to help you around the city.
>>61907258
How you doin' me old china? Maybe I can offer you some opium
>>61907919
Orthocucks never change, still trying to trick people into becoming one of them and failing at it
>>61908744
We dont. We love K-Pop!
What if you cam send an email to yourself in the past?
What would you say?
>>61909676
killyourself
>>61909676
killyourself
>>61909676
kill yourself
>>61909190
This is an Orthodox empress.
What did this flip girl mean by this /asean/?
>>61909956
tldr
>>61909956
she wants the kontol
>>61910063
Something about Jesus and the holy spirit.
Do you recon there is chance for me to smash?
>>61910072
Sweet :) Jesus-freaks pussy is best pussy tbdesu
>tfw no qt asean gf
>>61909882
This is the Pope. Do you have a helicopter attending your mass?
>>61909956
jollibee spaghetti everywhere
>>61910164
Do you have a cute anime empress?
I didn't think so
>>61910216
most royals in Europe bow down before the pope :3
>>61910216
Catholic's Politic is retard but Orthodox is a mistake.
>>61910257
And none of them are cute anime princesses.
>Be me
>Match with indo chick on tinder
>Find out she is a mini-celebrity "fitness model" (pic related)
>However she used to be fat
Notsureifwant.png
>>61910342
You are just jelly the whole Russian state is basically becoming one big Orthodox kingdom with Putin as king and Kiril as his 'queen'
>>61910489
Schism happen because Byzantine Emperor mad that Roman's Pope is not sucking his cock unlike his Patriarch. So, no. Orthodox is not as pretty as you think.
>>61907258
Why did you invade Burma?
>>61910715
The schism happened over Rome and its tendency to claim authority over the other sees and the centuries of disconnect through the growing inabilty of each side to understand each other's theological language. Either way, it is unfair to solely blame the Byzantines for even starting the schism in the first place
Nyaw..Nyaw
>>61911109
awooo
dead general wkwkwkwkwk
>>61911385
well janny did delete like 3 /asean/ thread in less than 24 hours
>>61911635
Why?
>>61911774
probably hated all the flip pol content instead of erp like a fucking loser
>>61911801
Both are shit anyway, I never envisioned either when I started these threads.
>>61901662
Flips are try hards, in general
>>61911635
>>61911966
flip general
>>61900741
>>61910379
Do you know how I know you're gay?
4chan is almost blocked entirely in Indo.
So, /asean/ 'the ded' general is pretty much only consists of Malaysia & PH, nao.
>>61910379
semox butterface
>>61912258
Honest question, how to DNS?
>>61905465
Thanks :3
>>61911635
Report the flip general pls
Any fellow Mudslimes here who don't do typical Islam things? I love drinking.
>>61910379
She is ugly, do not want.
>>61912395
I bet you eat tongseng asu and shit too.
>>61912314
Sarcasm?
I'm using DNS right now. And I'm pretty sure not the only one here who use that.
>>61912395
I have an Iranian friend who drinks do nothing unusual here
>>61912395
Wish more Mudslimes act like this.
>>61912449
No, really. I'm too inept to search. When I ask my friend they would ask "what for?"
>>61912422
pick one
>Good face & body not your taste
>Ugly face & body your taste
>>61912258
Which ISPs? Mine is untouched.
>>61910257
The Germans controlled the papacy before the schism though....
>>61912395
Mudslime here. The only sin I've committed was masturbating while watching porn.
>>61912395
any of you guys tasted pork (pig meat)?
>>61912493
Good face, not too spectacular body is okay.
>>61912496
internet positif bruv
>>61912258
Why not so much Thailand and Singapore? Not autist enough?
>>61910379
What's wrong with her nose?
Also, indons and malays tend to be fat because of their diet.
>>61912489
I'm really sorry, anon. I'm not gonna tell you. Because if I tell you right now, a lot of cancerous Indofag will flooding 4chinks
>>61912496
Technically all mobile providers. My cable ISP is untouched too btw. But I always post via smartphone with dns when I'm AFK.
>Be son of motel chain owner
>Loves sports, cars and /fit/
>Be Married with opposite sex
>Dad dies
>Become tranny
WHY IS THIS ALLOWED, IS THIS THE FUTURE OF OUR WORLD?
>>61912272
Yea she kinda has a bulldog face but dat body is tempting
Is there a more weeb-infested general than /asean/?
Yamete, oniichan!
>>61912693
Yeah. You might be right.
SG is still visit /asean/ occasionally. But a Thai poster (and the only one, I think) despise /asean/ with the passion of a thousand suns.
>>61912716
>indons and malays tend to be fat because of their diet.
Kinda true IME, but when they are hot, they are absolutely bangin'
>>61912818
Which motel chain does her family own? Sogo or Victoria Court?
Btw, I liked Pasig's drive thru motels.
It's where ateneo-kun creampied me.
>>61912583
I have. And it was nothing special. I wouldn't mind if someone spiked my meal with pork on purpose to revenge me.
>>61912891
Clearly you haven't been in MENA or Finn threads.
>>61912957
Victoria Court
>>61912851
Meh. If she used to be fat, she would have flabby tummy.
I love anime.
>>61913073
Time to hang your self
>>61913098
I wish I was anime.
>>61913054
U Wot M8?
>>61913113
I want to hate fuck a weeaboo
>>61913073
Manga > Anime
>>61913125
That's naisu.
>>61913125
She looks better in this picture.
>>61913240
>tfw just a match on Tinder and you already imagine yourself opening a youtube channel with your Indon catholic waifu where you humourously talk about the challenges in being a multicultural couple
>>61913477
Kek. A cross tattoo
>>61913477
>tattoo
Dropped
>>61903818
Did the martial artist get killed?
>>61913526
>tfw you could be the one she makes happy birthday videos for https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dvGOVtuXaEY
>>61913672
Holy shit...sounds like mommie play o___o
>>61913779
Keks, posted it before watching. Made it straight to the top 5 most cringey videos I've ever watched hahaha. Fucking Next.
>Tfw no flip catholic teenage single-mom GF, in a perpetual state of guilt for her sin
>>61913881
Next might just be your YT channel with your Catholic waifu.. Hehehe
>>61912901
The absence of Thais is very glaring, considering how heavy into social media they are and the large presence on other platforms. But then again, it's definitely skewed towards women, and there aren't many on 4Chan. And even for the men the interest pretty much involves 3d chicks, and funny or gory videos.
>>61914333
Why? they're cute :3 https://youtu.be/0y7slgJdFmY
>>61912851
Face really shouldn't be a concern if the goal is to bang. You won't look at it much, and it will be likely be distorted when you do. Unless you have a little dick and she feels nothing, They all look kind of derpy when you fuck them.
>>61899936
is this true?
>>61914614
See it yourself m8.
>>61914498
It might be quite funny to see a vid made to you just like that.
Also, post that vid of yours at /pol/ and watch the rage commence just for keks
>>61900065
>singaporeans speaking chinese
dream harder faggot
t. used to live there
>>61910350
Baka what about the Spanish heiress Leonor, Princess of Asturias
>>61897713
How to say in mandarin " I want to try with your friend?"
>>61918777
wo siang changshi he ni de pungyou
>>61918945
And in chinese alphabet ?
>>61918990
i dont have a chinese keyboard
Wonder what it looks like
>>61918747
A Loli I see
Today I learned that the Roman Papacy got cucked by Germans not once but TWICE.
>>61919037
The friend is a female by the way.
>>61918990
我是同性恋
>>61919717
Suck my big dick
Spoopy snoopy
>>61920429
Really makes you think
>>61920429
delete this and forget you saw this.
>>61920429
SAVE HIS FAMILY DAMMIT
>>61919094
I don't remember Orthocucks having any royalty, yet qt royal Orthocucks :P
>>61919937
Sorry for the little translation mistake. I thought you meant Cantonese. Here is the translation you requested in mandarin. Enjoy your sexual experience with your oriental friend my good sir.
不要吃我的狗你傻妓女
>>61919094
2D > 3D
>>61920858
Constantine is Orthodox qt animu girl. Don't steal >:3
>>61920808
I-I dindu muffin. Pls don't tell Hillary ;__;
>>61920828
/pol/ is on it. >>>/pol/80500775
>>61920995
>escape
better to enjoy the ride
>>61921041
Dead qts don't count :3
>>61921041
FBI is already informed, please stay where you are the authorities will come for you for questioning with your /pol/ friends as well
>>61921120
>>61920995
One of the many cool things when you are a foreigner in Indonesia is that everyone calls you ''Mister". Even my female friend gets called mister. Is it the same in other asean countries?
>>61921231
Saints are not dead but alive in heaven
>>61921299
You monster think about his family
>>61921366
Not too sure about that though that might be some slang maybe?
>>61921838
>some slang maybe
Oh yea it could be that
I just found out that one of our longest serving ministers in the government is half Algerian-half Vietnamese. He looks kinda spooky but it's nice to know that my future half asean kids could become ministers tbdesu
>>61921366
>when you are a foreigner in Indonesia is that everyone calls you ''Mister"
Every plebs/anyone who only learn english through school.
bump
>>61924449
Dead thread
>bought Hearts of Iron 4
>play as failpenis 1936
>my entire is 1 infantry division strong
>can't declare war because puppet of the US
>stay democratic and build up my forces, for the upcoming Nip invasion
>Nips start invading China and conquers all btfo nationalist and commies
>Brits managed to slice Italy in half, even capturing rome, but they Italians getting ground
>Germans btfo Benelux, but frenchies are holding better
>Italians also kind of holding their Africanus colonies
>expanded my 5 factories to 17 factories
>my entire navy consists of 1 destroyer
>my entire airforce consists of 12 fighter aircrafts
>my army consists of 10 infantry divisions, 1 tank division, 5 mountain divisions, 2 mechanised divisions and 2 marine divisions
>Nips start to encroach on my border
>they conquer Viets and have surrounded the frenchies in Indochine
>Nips is attacking southern Myanmar
>Thailand used to be my bro, but they're starting to go fascist
>been improving my relationships with the US, Australia and New Zealand
>been focusing on expanding my factories and building at least 1 more fighter squadron and 1 bomber squadron and 1 destroyer and 1 light cruiser to defend Manila bay
I-I think I'm ready for the anime invasion, hope America-sama helps me
Wake up wagecuck
Tsuuuuuuuuuuuu
>>61928898
They won't join till pearl harbour
Squat day today. I want to rump my butt.
>>61930938
Make sure your back is straight n your butt almost touch the ground
>>61928898
>mfw everything in this fucking story
Paralympix should've quit while they were ahead
>>61930938
>>61931082
make sure you stretch because you're not 20 anymore
bump
How will your imoutos would react if they found out you're a 4channer?
>>61933945
she would say who's 4chan?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5TdAZt5dHY
>>61930938
Go to tondo
Puki
test
>>61934707
hmmm really makes u chink
>>61936320
>Posting worst girl
>>61934707
Why?
>>61937307
you're the best girl
>>61937800
Am I?
>>61937936
to me :3
Treadly reminder that all females posting at /asean/ will be gangbanged in meetups
>>61938297
Pls be gentle with me :3
It's my first time and km a virgin
>>61938525
You will be worn out after the meetup.
due process? more like jew process amirite
>>61939777
no its Duts process now
>tfw doctor asks me to rest for 4days
>tfw can avoid shitty presentation at work
Remove kebab when?
plebbit went full SJW HAHAHA
what a fucking disgusting circlejerk. I wish someone snaps and gives them a good slice of reality on their next plebbit meetup.
/asean/ has been slow these past few days. Some of our pinoy posters died in the storm or something?
>>61941250
Dutdut killed the Martards shitposters
>>61941178
are you a sotto supporter kek
>>61941435
or a hacienda Luisita farmer?
>>61941178
Ikr those drug ""dealers"" and """pusher"" just went back selling their drugs again
the pledge is failure
Holy shit, this general is slower than Timor Leste's Internet Connection.
Stop shitting up the internet, australia
Magandang tanghali mga tsong
Anyone want to become my friend and teach me tagalog? Preferably if you are a girl and interested in Canadian citizenship
>>61942205
Are you fat?
>>61942280
No, I'm 185cm/70kg
>3 Indons kidnapped again
This time in Malaysia. Poor Indons.
>>61942311
You a tall goy
>>61942489
I thought you faggots already have Abu Sayyaf surrounded
>>61942767
They're called ISIS now and Dutdut finds them reasonable/tolerable
>>61942809
wtf, did he really say that?
>>61942205
me :)
I can cook and sucky sucky well
>>61942489
MALAYSIA BOLEH
>open Google Street n roam around my old college
>Start to cry, realize how much I miss the memories compare to my shitty uni
Why am I still alive lad
>>61897713
Read this chapter chick's an absolute masochist
I wish the horse raped her fucking gattz ruined a perfect beastiality scene
Im in volume 19 atm should i continue the mango or laze off and watch the anime
>>61943426
>why am I still alive
is that really a problem? kys right now sMh
Still waiting for Pokémon Go
What should i do now?
>>61943612
make new account hehehehehehehe
>>61943612
>/r/philipines
what happens in there ?
>>61943642
Pokpok pakantot happen
>>61943494
Pokemon Go isnt freeware
>>61943494
I bet some idiot will climb Mt Kinabalu for pokemon
>>61943642
redditards with shitty politic opinions should fuck off 4chan
>>61943612
lmao. what did you do?
>>61943642
it's where normies circlejerk with their """"""""""intellectual"""""""""" views.
there are people here who are regulars there which explains why mostly, asean threads are ridden with shitty notions.
where was friday jumaa edition
>>61943749
>>61943782
>>61943898
Wew
so from the gist of it /r/philipines is just as cancerous as any other reddit page
PURGE REDDITORS JIHAD
WHEN
>>61943980
astaghfurjesus asean is a christian majority gen
how dare you sully the jesusly divine gen by the mention of mud holiday
Apologize you blasphemous herotical goatfucker right this instant
Dear /ASEAN/,
I feel like killing myself again.
End sentence.
I agree Marcostards should eat shit aand gtfo
Fucking tryhards
>>61944132
As someone whom attempted self murder and experienced death or pseudo death first hand, i tell you life still has more to offer death is nothingness, you'd only deny the joys of your hobby
Example if i die i wouldnt be able to read manga or watch anime or play VNs
>>61944195
Yeah, that's what I usually think whenever I feel like pulling the plug.
Can't just abandon vidya and tabletop stuff desu
ied mubarak lads
>>61944258
It took me a severe blood loss to realize this
>>61944308
Where were you anon ?
Eid happened already
Weather in the Philippines is hot, I would like to go out wearing shorts and not be scared that men might take advantage of me just because I'm wearing shorts.
Men and kids, please don't be like Tito Sotto or even Jose. Just please don't be like them. There are plenty of them already.
>>61944468
Go wear shorts
I doubt an overweight shutin autist like you is desirable
>>61944468
>bashing Tito Sotto or Jose
kapamilya faggot detected. kill yourself
>>61944577
Lel. I don't care what they say about the shorts thing
but I'm glad those poor slum pandering retards are going down they are no better than vice gandas idiocy
>>61944577
So we like Sotto now
Top kek
Does /asean/ play videogames
>>61944672
Yes
>tfw GF for five years finally gave up one me
>she break up with me
>she post's about it on facebook
>MFW now I am getting text's and harassment on my FB
that fucking bitch
>>61944777
>she post's about it on facebook
I hate it when they do that.
>>61944672
flag
Yes
>>61944777
Its Facebook whay
do you except its the biggest reason why duterte won
>>61944672
What do you play?
>>61944900
What the fuck did you fucking say to me, motherfucker?
>>61944777
>had a girlfriend
>actually browses and read kikebook posts
kys my flip
>>61944912
Facebook is where flip idiocy shines brightest
when will it rain again?
Hey /asean/. I'm a 18-year-old guy, and I'm really awkward. And "weird".
I had a few friends before but I seem to have lost most of them. (I wasn't as awkward when I was younger.) I have trouble making any new friends or even just acquaintances. Most of the times I don't know what to say and it doesn't help that I suck at speaking Tagalog since it isn't my first language, English is. It's just really lonely now and I haven't much to look forward to or to live for.
I live mostly alone in the house and I can't exactly go out and talk to someone random. I'm going to school soon and it's a problem I'm really worried about. I seem to be able to talk to female friends more as well, how can I connect with fellow guys? Thanks.
So I need tips, please? Maybe some "cool" expressions or tricks to keep conversations going in Tagalog. Really need help, thank you.
>>61945027
But heavy clouds are in Manila
I'm going for my daily motorcycle cruise in few minutes
>>61945066
I don't know about dudes but I have something for you for the lass.
>sees a filipina girl
>oh so pure, sweet summer girl
>approach her with your most heart warming smile
>"pokpok pakantot"
>"hindi ako naniniwala kay hesus, ulol"
it's not that hard, anon.
>>61945112
I'm not tagalog
new dred la
>>61945381
>>61945381
>>61945381
>>61945381
>>61945066
Just B yourself.
>>61945319
Separation when?
We need our people to go back to the provinces and leave manila
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