/asean/
Invited : everyone
Not invited : jews
MAYOR LOVES CHINA AND ABU SAYAFF
OUR FUTURE WILL BE CHINESE
WE. MUST. BUILD. A. WALL.
A N I M E S
N
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>>61945441
just embrace it
there is no escape
PUTANG INA SI MEYOR AY DRUG LORD PALA!?
Do you hate white tourists in your countries? Share your experiences.
>>61944468
Seriously, when will we have better shows on TV? Eat Bulaga has been around for 2 generations already and the effects on the thinking of people are undeniable they breed a lot of stupidity, anti intellectualism due to slapstick humor and passive sheep mentality due to poorfag pandering.
The content of the video is clearly for late night. The fact that it's shown around noontime is concerning. Not to mention that one of those characters is a Senator of the Republic.
>>61945545
tito sotto has been in politics for almost 3 decades m8 and we've been whining the same fucking thing.
>he unironically watches channel 2
>>61945597
See, the effects of eatbulaga
>>61945528
University forums always have some story of unigirls getting chased by drunken, white, most likely, sex tourists in the middle of the night.
>>61945625
>he still watches television
>>61945597
Did any of you expect anything resembling decent would ever come out of Tito Sotto's mouth? The guy that covered up the Paloma incident, and won't even say sorry he plagiarized stuff?
Lel I like how idiots and apologist are turning this into a network war
>>61945441
Now do you want to merge with us?
>>61945634
>>61945718
the reason why people whine is because of his showbiz background, like the revilla, estrada, manzano etc., educated people show prejudice against showbiz persons working for the government and then blames the poor people for voting them in.
arnel ignacio will get the same treatment soon enough
>>61945528
No. They are nice usually.
>hiking trip to gua niah
>took a breather on one of the gazebos there
>aussie couple also want to take a breather
>exchange stories with one another
White tourists are nicer than mainland Chinese tourists desu
>>61945718
>Did any of you expect anything resembling decent would ever come out of Tito Sotto's mouth?
i expect nothing of tito sotto, he did nothing significant for these past few decades
>>61945788
No bescue those people you mentioned are stupid fucks and say stupid shit even dutdut is not immune
No one say shit about ate V or Herbert B
If Arnel does then lets see if he desrves the ridicule
>when will the Philippine television pander the highest elite such as I and start making intellectual, informative and mind stimulating shows
End yourself faggot. You are the cancer of this country.
>>61945545
If anyone here is looking at Eat Bulaga for life lessons, I'm sorry but you are looking at the wrong place. They sometimes say good but cliche advice but by just looking who are the people speaking there would make you just shake your head with cringe
>>61945862
Poorfags and slum fags are more cancer especially people who pannder to them that's not even being elitist are the drug killings elitist too?
Biggest reason to separate
>>61945788
Revilla is the cringiest stupid fuck one of all I hope he rots in jail
Estrada is a convicted criminal
What did Manzano do?
>>61945958
edu manzano tried to enter politics
like alma moreno
a lot of tv artists tried to enter into politics like christopher de leon and dingdong avanzado
>>61945804
Any kind of tourists > Chink tourists
>>61946135
Chinks are good folks la
>>61946126
By that alone they deserve their ridicule
Celeb politicians are also the reason why the south looks down at the north and wants to separate
Yfw Duterte gives Bongbong Marcos the presidency on January 2017
>>61946356
Duterte will ban anime and stop it from corrupting our precious youth
>you wake up as Blake
What do?
>>61946356
BBM/Marcos is the moron test. Regardless if you are left or Right which is bullshit here anyway,
If you find yourself on the same page as them, you need reevaluate
What language do the Chinese people living in Thailand, Malaysia, Singapore, etcetera, speak?
>>61946519
Official country's language, except Malaysia.
>>61946519
they integrated well
>>61946179
but they garner votes nationwide
MALAYSIA BOLEH
My Socio Anthropology Professor told me that one of the reasons why the Philippines will always be a shit country is the simple fact how our own National Language is considered a poorer form of communication and when you look at other ASEAN Countries, they don't have any trouble communicating in their own language. We also apparently have one of the worst education systems too.
Other /asean/s, is this true? I mean literally all the Philippines has to claim to fame internationally is that most of us can speak proper English but that novelty is already loosing its charm now that the other Third Wo- oh crap I mean "Developing" Countries are already starting to learn too.
>>61945528
Regular Tourists are cool, the occasional night you hang out in a bar with a Sex Tourist subliminally asking to sodomize your ass isn't.
>>61945545
Classes haven't been allowing me to watch noon-time variety shows. What's the ranking between them? I haven't watched Eat Bulaga in ages but there's the occasional TV inside an eatery that has Showtime on.
Where in Manila can I buy good quality, and cheap ear plugs?
>>61947140
Showtime is dead
When we unite, China is no problem
>having Indonesian passport
>getting caught and being made a hostage
Also can anyone find me picture of male symbol dicking other male symbol? Preferably with curve.
The Constitution of Japan is revised
We'd like to make an effort in order to expand the width of the defense and protect Asia
>>61947309
Heard Abe hate anime
Will he ban it?
>>61947309
we should side with China,the only threat to asia are bules and the problems from their homes that they carry along with them
>>61947383
>t. Mauricio Ong
>>61946810
Look at the local gov postiton they take
>>61947167
CDR-king in some SM mall?
Which is the best South East Asian country to visit?
>>61946179
The feeling is mutual.
t. Luzonfag.
>>61947543
I'm glad you asked.
M'laysia is the only answer to that.
>>61947543
Malaysia
>>61947309
Southeast China war when?
philippines is getting oil boys!
asian superpower by 2020!
>Malaysia ship
>Malaysia water
>7 people inside
>They only kidnapped Indonesians and release the rest
Really makes you think huh
Who AFA here, /asean/?
>>61948449
>no more maid café
It's shit.
>>61948261
Not really, no.
>>61948449
I went for the first two AFAs ages ago, even booked myself to a really nice hotel but the novelty wore off and I heard its not as good as the first ones.
If you're a buyfag and can't be arsed to get duped in Pasay or Manila there's always online stores that cater to your interest.
>>61948489
We need to summon the Thais and ask them what they think of the event. I don't think I've seen a Thai here in a while.
>>61947543
Malaysia because they are Truly Asia (TM).
>>61948605
The one in Thailand this year has many good guests, though.
>>61948449
You either go there to buy stuff, cosplay or the maid thing.
all of which are shit.
>>61948449
>Flip
>AFA
Is this kek?
>>61941178
>going to reddit
kys
>>61945381
Jews did absoluety literally nothing wrong, did they touch you when you were a kid or something? lol
Oh no.
Who Gfriend fag here
Eunha best gf
>>61948449
What do you even go there for?
>>61947811
What's Malaysians opinion on the British?
Why aren't there more Thais here? Even Bruneifags are more active here than Thais.
>>61948677
You can also go to concerts.
>>61948144
>>61948800
My bad
>>61945381
>Not invited: jews
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0RokKeiIatA
>>61948732
t. Abraham Goldberg
I agree though.
>>61948847
I wonder why Judaism didn't catch on in SEA. Here there are only about a hundred of them or so.
>>61948821
too busy sucking americock. Seriously, the Autism Pals thread in /r9k/ made me realize how that country is thirsty for foreign cock.... not that our country is any better.
>>61948821
Concerts are a bit overated tbqh, anime or non-anime.
>>61948911
>too busy sucking americock
That doesn't explain us, though.
>>61948926
I've been to a few and they tended to be blasts.
>>61948261
According to media according to Sayyaf group, Indo gov is the only country who still care with their people. So, they will got more money if they kidnap Indofag instead.
>>61948964
Your trip hurts me
Ive never been to a mami concert
;_;
>>61948905
We already have the chinese people
>>61948964
To each his own, I frankly went to a few concerts and liked only one. and the one I liked had some great vocals even outside of a studio.
>>61948964
Do you like Jormungand OP, mami?
>>61948449
Egoist>Eir Aoi>Lisa>Kalafina>Yui> Ali Project >>>>>>>>>>> Mami Kawada
>>61948848
t.pedojew
>>61949042
Yes. Why do you ask?
>>61949001
But she went to Malaysia last year.
>>61948997
Yeah people here are hypocrites. For example, when it comes to drugs they beg Filipinos abroad on death row to be saved but those same people don't mind people being killed without due process.
Also, isn't Duts friends with the Abu Sayyaf?
>>61949092
He's friends with Abus, BIFF, MNLF, MILF and CPP-NPA
Must be fun being a drone controller at Langley, Virginia this time of the year
Yasay should be replaced desu. He's becoming an embarassment already.
>mfw it just rained today
so cooling
>>61949092
I wasnt in malaysia back then
also she's retired
>>61949178
>Yasay should be replaced desu
You mean Dudirty and his commie loving fucks should go before President Hillary Rodham Clinton initiates Manila Spring 2017.
>>61949248
I know.
I went to her final concert in Japan last May. I would post pics but I'm on my laptop right now and the pics are on my phone.
>>61949293
>President Hillary Clinton
>not President Donald Trump
>>61949333
I like DJT but I don't think he's going to win.
>>61949306
Why do you tripfag outside /a/?
>>61949306
Post them whenever you get to
I regreted not going since i was broke af
>>61949384
Why do you even post outside of /a/ ?
/a/ is where the heart's @ its unquinshable
>>61949567
You need to go back to your old ways
Rob ship get rich
>>61949567
rem is the better girl desu
>>61949624
Don't you speak to me or my captain now or ever again
Good day sir im taking my captain with me
>>61949697
Only if you're a filthy pedo
>>61949697
I leik Rem too
No need to sperg your /a/utismo
>>61949567
>unquinshable
What the fuck did you say to me, bastard?
>best 3dpd grill and singer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ZvLFLKsxyM
>>61949697
I like not so vegetable crusch more than soon to be vegetable
>>61949567
>>61949768
I miss playing twister with my friends
>>61950035
tangina ano?
>>61949750
pretty sure I said rem not beatrice
>>61949768
I just wanted to incite strong emotions tbqh
>>61950123
Vegetables are good for you
Test
![20160521_121732[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/zgSELR5.jpg "20160521_121732[1].jpg")
>>61949567
Sorry if this is late, but here's a pre-concert pic to prove I really was there.
>>61950358
More test
>>61948261
lmao
>>61949697
>Rem
>choosing a slut
>>61950378
>proof
>no timestamp
It's like youre a newfag again. Didnt you learn from /a/ already
>>61950397
>Says the guy who chooses inaban
>>61950397
Can I choose you?
>>61950212
I just think Rem is a better love interest for Subaru as of now, I know Rem gets vegetable'd soon anyway
>>61950397
>calls rem a slut
>posts another slut
?
>>61950468
>/a/
>learn anything
>>61950468
>She thinks there is no timestamp in her photo
>>61950468
The timestamp is the freaking filename.
>>61950533
FUCKING. SPOILERS.
>>61950542
Don't be coy
>>61950529
my uni is offering exchanges to a bunch of ASEAN unis
which countries should i preferance?
>>61950562
She?
>>61950468
/a/ stopped being relevant after people stopped saying lurk moar in 2011.
>>61950574
Don't be a goy
>>61950586
M'laysia
>>61950593
Yes, she.
>>61950597
>t.Redditor
>>61950586
Singapore or Malaysia, I guess. I hear they have the best universities here. If you want to learn agriculture then come here and go to Los Banos.
>>61948764
She can't dance well
SinB is the best
Best dancer
Best resting bitch face
>>61950586
M'laysia
>>61950632
Plebbit came after 2012, after we lost the ability to publicly sage and noko
>>61950690
>t.Redditor
>>61950562
>>61950563
>Timestamp
You do know what a timestamp really is right?
>>61950698
too bad I don't even have the account
>>61950708
Yes I do.
>She doesn't know what a timestamp is
>>61950723
>t.Redditor
>>61950564
at least I didn't tell you what Subaru did after he found out.
>>61950751
Are you just gonna be a parrot with ptsd?
>>61950563
>filename
Oh boy. How is that conclusive proof? Yeah sure cameras have that kind of naming but any idiot can rename files.
Rate Dutdut's cabinet
>GFriend
>>61950564
The ride will never end.
Also emilia a shit
>>61950875
R8 Dutduts home
>>61948764
She has the best (sexiest) laugh
>wet Eunha
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0lG2RpDe6sk
>>61950981
This is where mauna dapat ang meyor happens
>>61951070
Blur makes me think he's going too fast
>>61950894
>>61951023
>K-Pop
>not listening to the superior genre J-Pop
>>61951157
>listening to music
>>61951070
hahaha a mosquito net.someone get duts some screens
What is your country equivalent of Indomie?
Here is Indomie.
>>61951352
Indomie
>>61948764
Heretic. Yerin is the best girl
>>61951352
Lucky Me.
>>61950668
>>61951023
>>61951391
Chill fags I'd waifu them all anyway but wouldnt want to sully their kawaii shoujoness
>>61950378
Bruh i believe you Kawadafags don't lie
Also reeeeeeeee i envy you :^")
>>61951385
You are one funny guy aren't you hahahahaha
>>61951630
I am stuck between Yerin and Yuju.
I know I wanna anal Yerin's cute bubbly butt
Is Overwatch a good game?
>>61951792
It's shit
>>61951391
>>61951630
They love the Philippines and even learned our language
>>61951908
just let me have Yerin ;___;
You Flips can have the rest
>>61951748
Mmmmmmmm
I want Eunha to cook for me while wearing a one piece swimsuit apron
>>61951908
Fuck you
>>61951908
holy shit i didnt know they had a one fine day series and in cebu even holy shit
its a good reason to ruin my sleep schedule :^)
>>61949080
>Not listening to Utada Hikaru or TM Revolution
>Not listening to superior J-band (One Ok Rock, The Pillows, Maximum the Hormone, AKFG, SiM, Larc n Ciel, Beat Crusaders, etc.) instead
>>61951908
oh common. If you marry a bitch like this the house is going to be fucked. She won't clean won't cook food she is going to be showing ass and tighs to get money. And don't get me started on how she will look when she reaches 40.
>>61952341
That's a Korean girl, not Japanese.
>>61952492
exactly my point? If she was Japanese she might had the dignity to take care of the house due to her culture but as a Korean dancing chink, i think not.
>>61952057
Man I wanna make Yerin lewd and corrode her pure mind.
>>61952341
They are plastic my friend so they won't rot
>>61952555
>>61952555
>Japanese
>having dignity
>>61945381
My friend took this pic on train
Just return from my night cruise
I should do this more often
>>61952693
>>61952652
Have you seen the videos were a guy goes up to random Japs and ask them what they think about weeboos and other wierd shit.
Everyone is giving a so polite answer due to their culture.What the fuck do you think the do in Japan? Carry katanas and ride their Gundams to work?
>>61952742
cool.
he's of ashkenazi decent prolly.
Consider the following.
>All these weeaboos and koreaboos
What the fuck, are there no decent online Filipino community? Facebook is pure cancer, Reddit is full of cucks, and you're just full on Anime ERP faggots.
>>61951908
>Dinadaramaku
cute but nobody uses that here anymore.
Aha. I now know the answer to that comparison pic. Right was actually the 20y/o.
Their podcast particularly the Global News is awesome
>>61953534
pretend i am a flip, friend.
Hi, how are you?
>>61953534
What is a "decent community" to you?
>>61953435
DELET THIS
>>61954153
kaskus
>>61952652
Spoilers Sotaru is actually a revived familiar and the main girl get stabbed by him meaning he cant grow up and that he's way older than kotori
Kagare moon and earth
Blonde loli works with an organization that wants loli dead
Uptight girl is poisonious kills everything she touches also works with blonde loli
kotori is sotaru's master she revived him after Kagare moon killed him
Akari is a leader of organization that wants the world gone so she wants kagare to end it
Story has alternate universes in every uni mc's world get destroyed
he goes to moon where universes intersect and befriends moon kagare
evil witch that is akari's senpai in witchery senses it from her world and she summons familiars to get sotaru out the way
sotaru calls his harem to save kagare so she can save earth
kagare moon sacrifices herself to eternal loneliss and creates new earth
mc restarts again he joins in the organization to kill kagare
unbenowingly his other self prevented him from doing so
he goes on a journey of self discovery
comes back all edgy n sheiiit
meets earth kagare falls in love with her
betrays his crew by pretending to join the rival gaia faction
Kills his boss
destroy all organizations
comes back to his love only to stab her kagare becomes a tree
He gets absorbed by her and they slept for years
move forward girls in their teens summon newly reborn familiar sotaru
they laugh n joke then he remembers moon kagare's promise that he made
The end
>>61955090
8/10
Akari is still canon waifu to me
hehehehe
Putang ina dito sa tondo merong putokan ng baril. Tan ina talaga tong drug operations nakakagigil
I wanna have haram sex all day and all night baby
Anyone here use OpenVPN? Basically makes your internet quota unlimited.
I rooted my phone and installed Terminal Emulator so I could use hotspot but can't work. Phone is Samsung J7 btw.
>>61955389
No.
Is this game halal?
>>61955090
Forgot the redhead is also a gaia member
sakuya is a familiar rewriter like Sotaru he's somewhat his senpai and Sotaru will replace him
>>61955386
Wtf delet
>>61955389
>internet quota
>in 2016 AD which is 1384 years after our prophet muhammad's (pbuh) birth
>>61955610
>Indonesia
Exactly who I need. You people are experts at hacking so if you know anything pls tell me.
>>61951908
>>61953581
>Dinadaramaku
>pu
what to heck?
is that pangasinense or something?
>>61949178
Yasay is a pansy, a fall guy, a scape goat.
Duterte wants that China partnership.
Yasay will be the one to arrange it and get it done. Then he'll be "disavoiwed" by Duterte and "kicked off" his post to appeal to the mases like the 2nd coming of jesus chirst holding a machine gun
but the damage will have been done and Duterte will have delivered the Philippines to China on a silver platter.
>>61955328
report them to duterte call 8888
>>61954709
The people who lurk there are degenerate
>>61955645
I wish to become hacker too.
>>61955512
>underage looking elf
Called MI6 on you already for suspected pedo
>>61954709
how many layers of irony did you wear when you wrote this, my dude
>leadership race over
>pro-Brexit candidates back out
>this woman will be the next PM on Wednesday
>>61957847
I disapprove of this.
May is gonna make obscene porn drawings illegal
>>61952168
I listen to J-Rock instead :^) Lepaskan diriku best song.
What kind of people do the hapa children of sex tourists grow up to be?
>deleting clover app again
>keep coming back because i realised i would rather be miserable here than dealing with normies on social media and irl
Anyway just came back from kampung so Selamat Hari Raya and fuck the relatives desu
>>61958354
they become whiter Filipinos
>incognito
lmao, you scared CIA is looking at you? Dw lah, MI6 is looking at you
>>61958459
>vape
If Duterte wants to kill degenerate, he should look in the mirror
>>61957920
>posting lewd underage 2d girl
the white van is waiting for you :^)
>>61945381
Regarding OP, are /asean/ people antisemitic?
Like I just happened to read about -97 asean financial crisis caused by giga kike Soros and Malaysian president(?) called out Soros for it?
For that matter are there even any jews in /asea/?
>>61958612
I don't like leaving non work related browser history on my work partition. It's distracting.
So a half flip half white person is still poor.
What if they have a baby with a white guy too? Their baby would be 3/4th white. How many times would this process have to repeat before you get someone who isn't a poor prostitute that has sex with foreigners?
>>61958633
the only anti-semites are the /sea/ mudslimes like Indognesia, Malaysia and Brunei because they must follow their Arab overlords. Philippines is probably the most pro-Jewish, Philippines took in Jewish pole refugees during WWII and was a vital vote in the UN to create the Jewish state.
>>61958612
It awaits you first :3
Don't drop the soap
>>61958740
being light-skinned is valued by most flips. you will see women crying because sunlight hit their skin. It's very easy for you to be accepted in the services industry because you're pleasant to look at
>read Cambridge History of Christianity vol 3
>whole essay dedicated to Early Medieval Catholic view of gender and sex organs
>pussy becomes the allegory of the church
>Period is allegory of Church expelling heretics
That's some whacky shit
>>61959057
Oh so even after the first generation they no longer have to work as prostitutes because they can get a job as a waitress or bartender or similar?
>>61959141
it's better than being a factory worker working or a farmer in 35* heat lol
I wish you love me like I d.
>>61959271
Speaking of asean farmers, why is all the rice in my area imported from thailand?
>>61958961
Nothing makes my dick more flaccid like a flat chested Asian woman. Like holy fuck vitamin D deficiency, do they not get sunlight in Korea?
>>61959583
What does vitamin D gotta do with bewbs?
>>61959461
Thailand stole our rice technology.
>tfw macros build rice institute to promote filipino rice
>>61955610
Dennis is a bastard man
>>61960071
I was kind of annoyed because I wanted Korean rice, but they only have rice made in the USA and thai rice, even though there were 40 different brands to choose from.
I got the three ladies brand again. Of course because things are expensive in America I spent $20 on a 25 pound bag of that.
I just read that bill gates gave the Philippine Rice Research Institute a million dollars for golden rice research.
I don't expect golden rice to catch on though, I've had it and it's pretty gross desu.
>>61961143
>rice research
lolwtf
>>61960711
>>61959461
>buying Thai rice
>buying Corean rice
meme rice desu, it doesn't matter desu they're all the same.
>Austrian elections results have been overtrned and will be recounted after 700,000 absentee votes not counted
>the top two parties are less than a percent from each other one is an independent and the other is far-right
lmao, there's a chance that Austrian extremist will set the whole world on fire for a third time if the extremist wins
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/austrians-could-elect-first-far-right-president-as-country-heads-to-the-polls-a7041976.html
Every country besides the US is ISIS, no can do
>>61961438
>he eats shit tier rice
>>61961143
Is Golden Rice Java rice?
tak mengantuk ke
![golden%20rice[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/WdCo1dy.jpg "golden%20rice[1].jpg")
>>61964693
No.
Golden rice is a kind of rice that's been genetically modified to have nutrients that rice shouldn't have, and to taste weird. It also has a strange texture.
This is what it looks like uncooked.
Meanwhile java rice is white rice cooked with yellow spices.
>>61961143
>>61965343
What does it taste like?
>>61955645
>>61957126
>hacking
Speaking of which, someone just hacked my Wi-Fi today and I was wondering why my internet was so slow. So I disabled my Wi-Fi, changed the password, changed the SSID, turned on MAC Filtering and Hid my access point. Let's see if these fuckers can hack it now.
>>61966329
Ofc, I re-enabled it back after 10mins*
Just captured my first pokeman
![[HorribleSubs] Haifuri - 10 [1080p].mkv_snapshot_17.33_[2016.06.20_01.53.13].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/jonSdMu.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Haifuri - 10 [1080p].mkv_snapshot_17.33_[2016.06.20_01.53.13].jpg")
>>61963618
Daily reminder that Malaysia is pathetically muslim, Indonesia and Singapore are by far better countries, and that the Philippines is literally Mexico of /asean/
Also how the fuck do you speak Malay like goddamn.
today is judgement day, I hope we get casus belli for invasion
Are East Asian countries apart from China, Korea, Japan and maybe Vietnam xenophobic or you are ok with immigrants as long as they aren't from your hated neighbors?
>>61967630
First, we're South East Asian (SEA), not East Asians. Second China, Korea and Japan are the more racist ones. We don't discriminate people from outside /sea/ and yes immigrants from neighbours are not accepted.
>>61967542
nani?
>>61967925
Ok I though this thread was about all East Asia.
>>61965482
It's bland and less starchy.
t. Rice consiour
>>61969040
like red rice?
wake up wagey
>>61969321
Red/brown rice taste like wood, you moong.
>>>/a/143937722 good thread
>>61970712
>Sorry, my hands were full, I couldn't open the door.
>It's alright, welcome home.
>Huh? What's with your eyes? Were you crying?
>Aah, I was just a bit sleepy.
>Freakin' heavy...
>Sign plate : Nishikata
>breaks the 4th wall and says
>[How did it feel to be "teased"?]
>[Karakai Jouzu no Takagi-san will be returning to normal starting next issue]
Fuck, I thought they were gonna fugg
>>61970531
Sorry I've never eaten wood before.
"Ako si Sailor Moon tagpagtanggol ng pag-ibig at katarungan, sa ngalan nang kapangyarihan ng buwan, 'parurusahan kita!"
We should do /ASEAN/ bike meet up desu
>>61971378
bayot
>>61971774
so you can lead us to your MILF jungle encampment in Sabah and turn us into harem girls cut our heads off? no thanks
