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having a go
doing my best
reminder that if you're circumcised you aren't welcome here
stomach is gargling, what do
>>61865571
alri pajeet
>>61864893
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dgk6JZMmLwU
>>61865551
>black lives matter march
>in london
literally why
>>61865551
That's not Rosy
>>61865605
Resist it bud
cara 2bh lads
>>61865614
doesn't even look like a very intense tournament with stadium that size.
is she an amateur?
i threw up after going a childrens run thing with no practice.
maybe she's pregnant
>>61865654
Too late, got myself a ciggie and a coffee
>>61865662
good lad
>>61865551
she's actually a rotter Tbh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qbi8Pc1Yhr4
>>61865628
didn't the black men shoot the police first
>quickdraw janny didn't even last a week
>>61865703
>tattoos
>dyed hair
dropped
>>61865670
very French of you
>>61865628
Cross between virtue signalling and wanting to be a victim
>adblock + torrenting youtube red episodes
just did one over on google. haha
Just bought some of these bad mother fuckers ahah
>>61865628
black people in the UK copy everything american black people do
>>61865703
what the fuck kind of accent is that
>>61865736
>youtube red
what is actually on here
>>61865628
its fashionable/cool i suppose
>>61865726
innit
>>61865739
I wish they didn't have the red and orange flavours I only like green and see through flavour.
had my pizza delivered by a pooinloo, hope it's clean
>>61865628
>hundreds
kek
so how's the pound doing lads?
did it bounce back?
>>61865628
solidarity I suppose
also I think there are some tensions towards the police after the racial profiling stop & searches they were doing some years ago but I'm pretty sure that was just towards arab looking chaps
>>61865739
>not eating the superior little gummy men with the hard shell in the kiddy mix
>>61865792
you're objectively wrong, and in fact the red and orange ones are the best while the green ones are wank
>>61865765
They are inventing a problem that doesn't exist here because they want a piece of that tasty victimhood pie
>>61865794
is it tea time for you? mental
>>61865628
mark duggan was sorta black i guess
hhhhmmmmmm
not going to drink until next weekend now
What should I do with my weekend boyos?
>>61865796
Yeah, it's fine m8
>Virgin media "engineer" coming to "install" my internet in a few weeks.
If there's not a cable socket in my house will they run wire from the exchange?
demolition was a fairly good movie i suppose got kind bored with it towards the end though
>>61865858
good to hear project fear really was just scaremongering then haha
>>61865628
>hands up don't shoot
fucking wew. These people are walking memes.
>>61865854
Also a criminal cunt
>>61865868
>cable
FOY
>>61865628
>marched on Westminster
errr.....why?
>>61865868
they'll rip up the street
>>61865662
this 2bh
>>61865868
>no internet
so who was post ???
YEEEEEW
Will there ever be a day when me and my tanny gf wont be judged while making out in the street?
>>61865888
yeah but, devil's advocate etc they didn't necessarily need to shoot him
>>61865928
FONT
>>61865934
no, but it's perfectly understandable how that came to happen.
>>61865904
I'm moving house.
At previous properties there's always been a cable in the house so I was charged £9.99 for installation.
This new house doesn't have a cable connection, so I am worried they will come along and suddenly go "Yeah thats gonna be £200 m8"
>>61865928
no, I've got no respect for people that don't wear sun cream
shame on you
>>61865902
literally this
/brit/
>this
fucking hat
>>61865953
why don't you just ring up and ask if there is an installation charge
if they say yes then say oh well ok I'll take my business somewhere else then and they will end up installing it for nothing
that's what happened to me anyway
flatmate has a record player and incredibly pleb taste
reee i'm leaving the house
>>61866002
>merseyside is the best
>>61866002
what part of ingurland is thailad from?
I fell asleep early last night, did the dj do anything interesting?
>>61866002
inaccurate
>>61866054
Surrey but he still likes Tupac
>>61866054
tesco
>>61866067
cornwall independence referendum WHEN?
>>61866088
Cornwall is not a country though
>>61866071
really? i have ancestors from surrey who were born in the 1700s who were sent to australia for being pig thieves
maybe i'm related to thailad, that's a scary thought innit
>>61866102
not yet.
how many of you lads drive?
how do I not shit myself when I get behind the wheel of a car?
Kingdom of Essex reinstatement fucking WHEN
>>61866119
get drunk
>>61866113
>pig thieves
did they steal some australian women or what?
you're not Australian if you had an ancestor arrive after the year 1900.
1820 - 1860s here
got a feeling something BIG will happen in the news today
someone MASSIVE will die
>>61866139
delete this
>>61866181
>someone MASSIVE will die
like your mum?
>>61866166
you mean you're not a true australian unless your ancestors were criminals
>>61866181
uhm how about you stop fatshaming
>>61866181
watch this space
>>61866206
>no colonials were farmers / normal labourers
ahh yes nice yank tier knowledge of our history
The brain has stopped producing the chemicals that once made me happy.
>>61866166
my dad was a kiwi desu
This is the god tier daily routine . Not mine but proven by science.
Get up at 7am.
Weigh self
9am coffee
10-12 check emails
Noon check social media
1300 no phone calls
1500 schedule meetings
Home before 1600
1700 nap
1800 internet + dinner
1900 online shopping
20-2100 yoga
2200 bath
2230 bed
read until asleep or before 1 am
>>61866239
>coffee
Sorry to hear about your pineal gland mate
The Guardian is the only good newspaper left
>>61866181
theyll be fine
>>61866237
well fuck off then
>>61866232
why would you voluntarily leave the greatest nation that there has ever been on earth to go to some hot shithole on the other side of the map to do hard labour
>>61866237
not him but kiwis dont count unless they're maoris
>>61866166
There is no such thing as 'an Australian' - the nation is completely made-up and doesn't actually exist. You're just a British expatriate.
>>61866239
ah yes, the old 2 hour weighing session
>>61866261
fuck off limey
>>61866283
our country did and still does have more opportunity than your rainy shitty island
>>61866181
i hope it's the queen, britain is already reeling from the brexit vote, just imagine if the old girl died on top of that
>>61866239
no
>awake at 5:30
>out of bed by 6
>depending on what day it is either 5k run or hour of lifting
>breakfast at 7
>work by 8
>17:30 come home
>make dinner
>eat dinner
>into bed by 8
>read until 10
>>61866299
howling
https://youtu.be/2qpI49SuDTo
What a madman hahaha
>>61866294
don't try and lump us in with you lot you dumb pom. We're far superior to you.
>>61866287
my dad was something like 1/8 or 1/16 maori, but most white kiwis are
>white ""'""""""""""""""""""""""""""people""'""""""""""""""""""""""""""
Hmm not a fan
>>61866305
is that why so many aussies try to come back over here and work in bars for 2 years before getting kicked out
>man loses house and job after wearing shirt mocking the hillsborough "tragedy"
ah but it's okay for the liverpool fans to sing about munich I suppose eh
heck yes
> be me
> eating boysenberry yoghourt
> need to pee
> go to toilet
> come back
> thought i ate all the boysenberry yoghourt
> didn't
life's looking up lads
>>61866325
>>61866299
i also didn't identify going to the bog. you spastics. kys
>>61866363
they only do it for gap years
Gained about a stone in the last 6 months
>>61866363
All of them go to work low wage jobs anyway like a fucking bartender or some other meme.
>>61866364
>Paul Grange: Offensive Hillsborough T-shirt was 'banter'
premium banter Tbh
having a go
>>61866347
> """""""""""""""""""""""white"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" kiwis
>>61866346
Your kind were deported from this country for being the drizzling shits
not a fan of these so called "australians"
doing my best
>>61866181
Nick Clegg?
>>61866425
how can one species be so eternally butthurt?
>>61866386
you should amend your schedule to include getting angry on an anime imageboard at 11am
>>61866434
is that why our HDI and GDP per capita has been consistently higher than yours for the past 50 years?
>inb4 you post that picture (you know the one)
>Muh Hillsborough
When will these cunts shut the fuck up? Why are they always going on about it? It happened fucking decades ago.
>>61866483
this one?
>>61866483
this one?
> when someone who lives in a country with a lower HDI replies to you
>>61866425
>>61866467
sounds like you lads can't handle the banter
>>61866497
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heysel_Stadium_disaster
daily reminder
>>61866523
lad i'd watch out. i LITERALLY got banned for posting that exact picture a couple of months ago. Apparently mods thought those yank moobs were boobs lmao.
but nah it's the one where the australian is typing about muh HDI with the spiders and snakes attacking him.
>>61866551
HDI is a meme it means nothing
>>61866480
I said it's not mine. lol ur an actual retard. l2read
>>61866565
A country with a lower GDP/c than Mississippi can have no opinion on global QoL indexes.
>>61866562
yeah i know i just wanted an excuse to fling shit at old dad
>>61866562
this one?
>>61866346
Your immigration levels are even higher than ours lad, those sorts of headlines will be getting more and more common for you in the next few years.
>>61866609
yeah but we import gooks and poms not muslims and poles
>>61866591
shut the fuck up you melt
>>61866609
our imported people are better than yours tho
>>61866591
>England GDP per capita: $50,566
>Australid GDP per capita: $47,318
>[ASMR] 3Dio Kissing Sounds (Ear Massage | Whispering | Breathing)
>>61866617
Literally nothing wrong with Poles
>>61866591
>manufacturing
The 1970s called grandpa. I bet you plebs still have coal mines
>>61866641
England isn't a county though, as much as I wish it was
lol so true
the hillsborough man shouldn't have chatted shit if he didn't want to get banged 2bh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCRJBUj_GtY
Hello guys
I saw "Into the Wood" Yesterday.
Great film, though.
>>61866691
sewer rat sovereignty when
>>61866572
j-janny?
>>61866617
Poles are mostly good lads, I don't believe any of this nonsense that Polish migrants are suddenly being attacked in the street because of Brexit.
things I immediately ignore on the internet
>comments starting with "ya'll"
On a train atm lads. Quite mental.
>>61866727
> dude we're fighting against nazis lmao xD
getting over this meme desu
>>61866732
i don't follow
What shall I get me mam for her birthday lads?
>>61866762
Give her my number
>>61866747
>train companies own a million miles of metal stretching in a line on the ground all over the country
>utility companies own millions of little boxes dotted around all over out towns and cities
quite weird how people don't just snatch them up 2bh. it's not like anyone guards it
>>61866743
> "Ugh."
>>61866789
Ok, what is it?
>>61866759
who else would be so anti-fun?
>Based Mom
I'm in England for a wedding and there is a lot of blacks and pakis here
>>61866847
you're posts aren't funny btw
i need you out of business sunshine
>>61866847
You apparently
The per capita gdp is $16,000 fucking hell lads even Northern Ireland is $24,000
>>61866926
Where
>>61866926
land tax fucking when
>>61866946
probably wales
>>61866889
noo i-i need you out of business
you need help tim
>>61866888
I know they're not, but they're light-hearted at least
anyway this lid was howling >>61866325
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3hOApsvIY20
>Leadsom's campaign already dead in the water
Her lack of experience has already bit her in the bottom
>>61866704
only oldfags will get this
>>61866968
doesn't mean shit. i've had people howling over my posts as well.
tfw can only match with sightly chubby girls
ugh
>>61866999
i'd smash her bottom dessu
>>61866704
Lives near me desu, all the chavs I know on Facebook were sharing his picture and trying to find out his address so they could go over to his and fuck him up.
#illridewithyou
tim films almost the same video every day.
is his life a real version of 50 first dates?
Business idea: a 4chan without the swear words
do pc gamers get charged to play overwatch or are consolefags getting financially raped again
>>61867030
CHAT
>>61867070
That would be great. Like a filter that makes people say fish and sugar instead of fuck and shit
this expensive coffee is mediocre.
FRESH NEW JODDLE
she's lost her mind lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AC6iYo-v7PY
21st of june
Rate my poem lads
Just injected a gram of N,N-Dimethyltryptamine directly into my eyeball.
>>61867148
Stunning and brave
Liverpool fans have been the cause of two of the worse football disasters every
coincidence?
>>61867148
interesting use. of full stops m8
going to stab every smoker i see
>>61867148
Deeply moving
Made me tear up
doing an unenthusiastic wank
Did the dj guy post anything interesting last night or was it a let down?
Hello, would someone encourage me please.
I am nervous about something.
>>61867265
*gives you an enthusiastic pat on the butt*
Watching this again, awkward as fuck
>>61865744
either french-canadian or american-influenced french
>>61867265
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KxGRhd_iWuE
Haha, need to go to the tip lads!
>>61867265
That's it! You go be nervous! Be nervous as heck!
>>61867265
you can do it friendo :]
>>61867265
*tasers you*
Look at this fucking cat
>>61867326
Just letting you know I hid this post
>>61867326
exceptional post
As the founder, owner and current acting CEO of the "/brit/" line of threads on 4chan dot org's "/int/" board, I would like to announce that the official stance of /brit/ is ANTI-dentist. We as a community do not condone messing people about in any shape or form and anyone found to be part of the plan shall be removed from these threads permanently.
Thank you for your time.
Why didn't the Americans just enslave the Irish instead of the Africans? Maybe they wouldn't be stuck with all those black people if they had enslaved the Irish.
lads what colour suit + tie should I wear for graduation?
>>61867283
>>61867291
>>61867300
>>61867301
>>61867322
Thanks lads.
It's a job interview.
I really hope it goes well.
>he's only on his 3rd eye
*screeches with laughter with my astral projection as my 8 eyes tear up*
>>61867399
Dark navy suit, and your uni's colour for the tie.
>>61867399
Black, grey, or navy suit.
University/college colour tie.
>>61867419
did the one on the right resist arrest?
>>61867409
*tasers you again*
GET DOWN
DOWN
*tasers*
>>61867387
Because they were copying the British. Britain invented using blacks as slaves.
Who else /noundies/?
>>61867451
Why didn't you just use the Irish instead?
Rate my morning
>wake up
>lounge in bed with the sun shining and a cool breeze blowing through my window, listen to music & shit post
>shower/teeth/dress
>pick up a flat white from the coffee shop en route to royal mail depot
>pick up a fresh pair of CPs
>pick up a baguette from the farmer's market
>cook eggs & soldiers(ish)
2 more mins until they're ready hehe
>>61867452
>no undies
>jeans
>>61867452
enjoy your piss soaked jeans
>>61867387
It's much easier to enslave something that doesn't look like you.
>>61866760
really makes u think...
>>61867433
>>61867438
I go to a meme university, purple is the uni colour
>>61867490
Do you not know how to piss lad?
>>61867482
>CPs
good lad, need to get a new pair soon, had them 5 years and they're showing their age
what model/colour
>>61867387
the Irish had already been enslaved by the Africans
>>61867326
Why is it in a cage?
>>61867500
Well, unless you're a black man celebrating easter, wearing purple is a terrible idea.
I'd recommend a charcoal suit, and a dark green tie.
>>61867511
most people have a natural level of incontinence
is it too early to pop open these pringles?
>>61867482
>pick up a fresh pair of CPs
M-Mods?
>>61867531
Black achilles low desu
Replacing a pair from early 2014 that have held up really well ngl
>When you see all these ads on TV for "female bladder weakness" products
Do women frequently piss themselves?
>>61867564
fair, I've got the whites
2nd hand? I bought mine 1st from Mr Porter, fucking great site
>>61867500
Not Loogabarooga by any chance? I've just done my meme MSc there, I'll be graduating in January I think. Don't think I'll be going to the ceremony though.
>>61867549
>pringles
bears are watching the bear show lads
>>61867531
>>61867564
>google what the fuck you're on about
>£200 for shoes
you both having a laugh?
Moosey on point as usual
>>61867575
I'm pretty sure that childbirth fucks up their muscles or something like that
>>61867595
*270
>>61867582
yeah mate
to add meme to meme I've got a 1st in Politics
why aren't you going to the ceremony?
>>61867581
Got both
Hate shopping for shoes but like these so just wear 'em all the time.
Yeah scooped 'em for £120 brand new on ebay, fuck paying £275 or whatever they go for these days.
Yeah Mr. Porter is pretty based.
>>61865716
>His team leader probably gave him a disciplinary hearing
>>61867614
>270 for a pair of shoes
what the fuck is wrong with you?
how did last night's dj saga end? did the spotify playlist get the club popping?
I know it's long but this is what one of my friends posted last night on normiebook. He is a legit undiagnosed autist and I'm quite worried about his state of mind.
GETTING MYYYYYYYYY DAILY DOOOOOOOOSE
morning lads
>>61867582
>>61867500
>>61867614
LUFFBRA MENTIONED
>tfw purple is unironically my favourite colour
t. luffbra slag poster
>>61867480
The population of Ireland was too small back then. It was less than a million people.
our nige at wimbledon
>>61867669
>tfw no murder eyes gf
Might go read a book, desu.
A confederacy of dunces is pretty good so far.
>>61867669
Christ they're nearly falling out
>>61867387
>70% of servants in Boston were Irish immigrants
Huey Lewis' show n 6 music is too based 2bh
>>61867706
Typical uni slag tbqhl
tips on switching off from work lads?
just did 13 days in a row and i thought i'd be a bit more chilled out but i can't stop thinking about stuff i need to do on monday
>>61866470
Lankey cunt
>>61867695
>crash the country with no survivors
>retire and spend your days sipping Pimms and watching lawn tennis
cheeky cunt
>>61866743
how about
>7 things which...
>watch y DESTROY y
>the video x DOESN'T WANT YOU TO SEE
>Why yes I do spend £200 on shoes when you can get the exact same ones at Next for £30
all these loughborough posters but no other leicester posters, need more lc slags
>>61867742
Alcohol or weed if alcohol doesn't work.
>>61867631
Probably black tbqh
>>61867669
I legitimately couldn't find Loughborough on a map.
And I spent a year in Newcastle.
I feel bad.
>>61867761
This is the most runt post I have seen in my life
>>61867614
Congrats on the 1st lad. Already went to the ceremony for my BSc and it was nice, but also a bit of a waste of money and just an excuse for everyone to take pictures of each other. Nothing too special for an introvert like me, but don't let that deter you from yours. If your friends are hanging around for the week it's a good excuse to have a few good piss-ups too.
>>61867669
I remember you from another thread a couple of months ago I think, keep posting. Some top-quality girls in Luffbra (even if there's not that many of them) - even the butterfaces have nice athletic bodies.
Need a chubby gf
R8
A
T
E
>>61867767
>he lives somewhere other than Loughborough
>Next
>>61867777
good numbers, good post.
what does sexual intercourse feel like
>>61867761
Aaaah yes some knock-off spray painted pleather garbage from next is the same as CPs
loughborough
asked my boss for a couple days off next week yesterday and he fired me on the spot haha
>>61867794
>Some top-quality girls in Luffbra
Not in Echos though...
>not buying everything off jacamo
wasting your money desu
>>61867669
I was in a club in Loughborough once, and there was a girl who was just getting her tits out all night and letting us touch them
please explain how a £200 pair of shoes is any different to a £30 pair from next
>>61867798
She's obese mate.
>>61867809
kek, spot on.
>>61867837
t. Overweight 30yr old Northerner
>>61867818
You literally can't tell the fucking difference.
>>61867790
I thought loughborough was in the north.
I feel worse, but fuck the midlands.
>>61867767
my heart is in Frog Island
>>61867809
HOWLING
>>61867761
>Next
literally a modern bazaar for rasheeds to pick up polo shirts
>>61867809
this lad could be itt rn
>used to work at tesco in town centre
wonder how many of you asked me a question x
>>61867838
top lass
which club?
>>61867839
it has a little logo on it that makes people think I'm cool
>>61867839
If you have to ask, you won't understand the answer
Doing a wank to "that" porn lads
>>61867832
I-i find the one on the right attractive
>>61867872
were you the bald asian that would work on the tobacco counter occasionally?
>>61867871
The little scrote is always here
>>61867801
The one on the left looks like she might have a cracking arse
>>61867872
Lel I literally know that guy
>>61867801
Me on the far right behind the girls
>Paying more than £10 for a shirt
>>61867898
Yeah, wrong pic, sorry lad.
>>61867908
Who?
>>61867908
yes
is loughborough maryland still open?
reeeeeeeee reeee reee ree.... reeee
>>61867801
From left to right:
>no
>no
>no
>no
>no
>no
>no
>no
>no
>Expensive clothing
Literally pointless. If you're ugly and wear expensive clothing you're still ugly. If you're attractive and wear shit clothing you're still attractive.
>paying more than £3 for a tshirt
>>61867946
Called USA Fried Chicken now.
also r8 lads
>>61867932
hi x
>Not buying knock off shoes
L M F A O good goys
>>61867832
One on the left seems ok desu, nothing special but not as bad as most in Echos. Never went, but I heard Onyx is even worse - just full of middle-aged drugged-up locals.
>>61867872
Did my weekly shop there. Remember some Rasheed student who was very friendly and genuinely had an interesting and enjoyable conversation with him while he was scanning my food. Was that you?
>>61867801
1 and 4 please m8 x
>>61867946
They shut the one in Nottingham down for a bit because it got 0 on the health and safety thing
Makes me wretch how many times I went in there after coming out a club and stuffed myself on their shite ""chicken""
Gimmick idea: Use the word 'splinter' as an insult.
Example: Haha you absolute splinter
>>61867872
>which club?
Echos
>>61867960
If you wear shit clothes
>>61867880
>using cheeky zoot pepe for porn
Fuck off, we're full
>When you see the rasheeds at work driving 10 year old BMWs, wearing £400 watches and dressed in Armani gear when they make £15k a year.
Literally 90% of their monthly wage goes into posing.
>>61867998
i like it
>>61867971
>>61867993
mental, the ones in leicester are still rammed
last time I went to the luffbra one they sold us everything they had for £10 including all the bread still in bags
>Going to clubs
9 times out of 10 clubs are filled with wastemen.
Go to gigs instead.
