The Juice edition
alri tim
she wants a man from brum
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1vZ3tXfRVmX
Any lads play GTA5 online?
>>61862476
You're a brit so just move here, it's your legal right for another 2 years
>Also do danish birds like a good brit bloke?
ye you'll be fine
Good morning you disgusting polyps
>>61862592
Top tier post
choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jAeoW2IS3g0
Doing a shit lads.
>>61862592
fun fact: have total anosmia from multiple nasal polyps
I could smell like shit and not even know it right now
Can't get a job, lads.
>>61862567
not now that you cant cheat money
they make the new shit rediculusly overpriced, who the fuck plays that much to afford the best new office?
heists dont pay enough, not sure if the new ceo warehouses net you alot of money
>>61862622
Why not
>>61862615
Ur a polyp u yank poof
Black lives don't matter to Black Lives Matter
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ksRB4faMU7o
>>61862650
Because one of my parents had a stroke and they forced me to run their failing family business while it went down the tubes. Now nobody will hire me because all of my experience is in a collapsing industry at a company that tanked.
>>61862683
wrong thread bruv, you need /cum/ for that sort of talk.
Doing a hate America lads.
>>61862711
why
>>61862711
why
>>61862690
>hire me because all of my experience is in a collapsing industry at a company that tanked.
Use this to get jobs, you have experience first hand with closing companies, its a job here in the UK done by contractors hired by auditors of firms in trouble. Bill yourself as the guy thats shuts things down properly.
>>61862711
why
>>61862711
why
>>61862711
why
Pokemon Go
Should I mercenary, and dump shitty pokemon, or go nuzlocke and keep the first one I catch of each type?
>>61862749
they work for the mercenary...
>>61862716
>>61862720
>>61862725
>>61862729
>>61862734
Fuck off yanks.
are there many homeless people in your city?
>Why yes, m'kind gentlesire, verily I do indeed partake in the most recent of video game smash hits that is the newest addition to the Japanese Nintendo company's Pokemon franchise; Pokemon Goâ„¢.
>>61862759
So fuck the weaklings and power level the better ones, rather than lovingly naming and caring about my pet monsters?
Might get out of bed.
Suck this fart out of my bumhole lads
cara 2bh lads
>>61862624
when i cheated money i bought fuckloads of adders for 1mil each and they didnt get taken off me afterwards
>>61862831
why is merkel's head like an owl being twisted around to look behind her? shouldn't she be focusing on chasing farage?
want a brexit gf
>When you're in the middle of a TV interview and you get possessed by a [hungry] ghost
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FLRVXW_1F0U#t=113
>>61862940
mythbusters? what does it say
>>61862759
the masketta man
>>61862953
how popular are those shitty coloured contact lenses over there
>>61863003
very
>>61862953
can you actually understand what these fucking gooks are saying?
I should start drinking again
calling the police
>>61863071
yeh, it's almost better if you don't though when it comes to this kind of shit.
Getting a ludicrous pump at the gym lads
>>61862953
Dear God she has awful teeth and that language sounds terrible.
Who is Tim Byrne?
>>61863107
why is he always so sweaty?
Anybody playing pokemon go? I got a clefable
>>61863115
no aircon in his flat
>Based Milo
>>61863115
His pineal gland is squeaky clean
>>61862953
what is that necklace thing?
>Why of course I am NOT a member of the alternative right or the "alt right" as it is colloquially know. A man of my intellect requires a far more nuanced political ideology
>>61863137
I installed it, got a bulbasaur which has apparently been roaming around my bedroom for quite some time. Doubt I'm going to run around the city to actually play it though.
>>61863151
A Buddhism thing, they're these little stone carvings of the Buddha, that people carry around in their wallets etc. Many people get them encased in plastic or glass and attach it to a necklace.
>>61863203
Im gonna walk around later tonight to try find some cool stuff. Might even drive down to the beach to see if i can get something cool
*puts on a beat*
*Snorts cocaine to act insane*
*Does a -sublime- action post*
http://www.plymouthherald.co.uk/polish-family-in-plymouth-terrorised-by-racist-arsonists-who-left-note-saying-go-home/story-29488159-detail/story.html#ixzz4Dk2JLHcL
http://www.itv.com/news/anglia/2016-07-08/eastern-european-food-shop-damaged-in-arson-attack/
Ah yes, let us get these white eastern Europeans out of the country so we can import more Paki child rapists from the commonwealth.
Vote UKIP
>>61863137
how is it? i was interested but then saw it was a free game with micropayments and fuck that i'd rather just pay like $8 to get a proper game
*grabs the cattle prod and the captive bolt stunner*
Time to open the runt pen
>>61863252
/vp/ says paying is unnecessary because the game gives you free shit every time you pass a hotspot or something.
God /vp/ is terrible, I hate this game for making me have to go there
hmm
>>61863227
It's a cool concept, just not sure I can be arsed with it.
>>61863237
The point is the UK can decide who it allows in now, if it chooses it can let Poles in and not allow any Pakis in at all that's fine. Which could well be the case if Leadsom wins.
>>61863252
Pretty fun desu if you walk around a lot its good. I dont think you have to buy stuff in game you get stuff for free by going to the pokestore places which are all over the place just parks and stuff theres like 10 withjn walking distance of my house
>>61863115
>>61863142
>>61863147
It's bio-oil that he applies to his face.
You'd know if you actually watched his videos and weren't just bandwagonners.
Check out my doggo
He's a lurcher
>>61863298
i thought there was a smudge on my screen so i tried cleaning it off but then i realised you just spelled within with a j like a spacker
Hope the bird responded to that lad x
>>61863321
lovely lanky pup-pup
>>61863312
he's said in multiple videos that he doesn't have an aircon
>5:45
>she still hasn't messaged
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>61863312
> actually watching the videos
fuck no, you skip around for 30 seconds to find some autistic bits and then you go do something else
>>61862494
OJ's son did it.
>>61863355
Has she been online?
>>61863355
dont care tim
>>61863352
NOBODY in the UK has fucking air con because we live on a rain-drenched island in the north sea
>>61863343
Cheers m8
He's a greyhound x blue heeler
>>61863352
go away you ignorant yank; you literally have no idea what you're talking about
Good morning lads.
Got so drunk cant remember how we got home desu
>>61863375
on tinder so dunno
>>61863405
shame you didn't get run over desu you normie worm
just did a big cum
>>61863390
doesn't look much like a blue heeler
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T41cCh1qRNw
>>61863405
did the man drink the ethanol?
just got cyberbullied
just cyberbullied some yank twat
might just stuff my throat with valium and go to the pub by myself
>>61863418
Jealousy over not coming to /brit/ meetup
PSA: JF out
Thank you for complying.
//61863457
yeah I don't remember giving you permission to reply to me actually, normie drone. Going to have to confiscate this (You).
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=THWPJE4xaJM
excellent video
>>61863455
I'd advise just taking the valium then doing something else outside. If you mix booze with it you'll become too fucked. Like a single pint will fuck you.
>>61863237
>he fell for it
http://www.breitbart.com/london/2016/06/29/exposed-pro-eu-activists-media-generated-hate-crime-epidemic-brexit/
http://www.breitbart.com/london/2016/06/30/revealed-rise-hate-crimes-includes-people-phoning-police-complain-nigel-farage-says-police-chief/
>>61863422
Lol looks like a bad knock off of Miami Vice
>>61863472
>LA
fuck sake, I had a good post ready to go but i've gone and forgotten it TWICE now
Getting my daily dose of Molyneux and Sargon lads
>>61863511
It's fucking nothing like miami vice. Blue heelers is set in a small country town.
Miami vice is not the only cop show to ever exist you know.
>>61863473
(You)
Why do other people have meaningful social and romantic connections while I do not? I don't understand it. It feels like I am living a parallel lifestyle alongside everyone else who has their own rich web of interpersonal connections while I merely exist.
>>61862870
>>61862624
people like you are the reason online gaming is so shitty. They wouldn't increase prices if you didn't cheat ur way
>>61863549
Ok so it's a knock off of Longmire
>>61863565
Having to put up with other people is horrible m8, you're one of the lucky ones
have a lot more energy now I have gone down to one cup of coffee a day
thanks for reading
doing a cheat in an online game
>>61863565
what >>61863591 says is true. You have no fucking clue how annoying it is to be doing something important and hear the "NRGHHHH" of your phone over and over just knowing half of those messages are "WHY AREN'T YOU REPLYING?"
fucking hate other humans.
THAAAAAIIIILAAAAAAD
http://supforums.com/thread/61084479/international/brit.html
ah yes
Miners' Gala today
Town's absolutely fucking SEETHING with runts
Corbyn's going to be here chatting shit too
6pm
still no reply
doing a magic from my hands
>>61863549
blue heelers was fucking awful
t. every sane australian
>>61863637
herts?
@61863637
>everyone in the audience is a male virgin runt
least surprising
>>61863622
What's the point of recording the show on your phone? The sound quality is always horribly garbled because of the massive sound system and the camera shakes about.
>>61863584
to be fair i didn't cheat on purpose, some hacker just randomly gave me like a billion dollars
>>61863646
triss > yen
>>61863590
had to google it
it stars an australian
why do americans have to get foreigners to act in all their shows?
>>61863565
We're going to make it bruv
>>61863664
alri thailad
>>61863657
>tfw the only one that's flashed out is the gf
>>61863646
One on the left looks like an MtF tranny.
>>61863648
totally agree
>>61863664
totally agree (although yen is still pretty cool tbph)
>>61863689
was it good?
>>61863702
It was OK but not that great. Sort of regret spending my money if I'm honest.
>>61863658
There was a few qt girls tbf, though their age... Debatable
>>61863702
Yeah
But I can't remember getting home which is never a good thing
>>61863724
The curse is broken. You're free anon
>>61863667
Goddammit I thought he was a tried and true old school American in the vein of Clint Eastwood
How did he get rid of his accent?
>>61863687
alri
>>61863724
>Sort of regret spending my money if I'm honest.
ayy, it was either expensive or very bad considering the previous lengths you've been to.
>>61863727
gutted
>>61863664
Triss is just an airheaded yank. Yen is a banterous English flower and also the rightful 'mother' of fellow banterous English flower Ciri
>>61863724
You the other lad that went or just pretending to be me?
>>61863759
Just pretending to be you.
(considered even pretending to be the lad you mentioned in response to your post as well)
>>61863690
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbLO2kEE8-s
>>61863777
Somebody stop this absolute madman
>goybook full of BLM shit
Change the record
i hope my children won't be autistic
wew, might actually have to buy some music that seems to be unpiratable
What a time to be alive.
>Tricked by a pepe smurf AGAIN
>>61863744
Most australian accents are quite neutral, our tongues are not very active when we speak so impersonating other accents is generally not as difficult for us as say, an american. I've heard it said that many americans have to "unlearn" their accent before they can learn a new accent, whereas we can skip the unlearn part. I could vocaroo if you want.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BN6Q9dynAcY
well this is slightly strange
*kills thainonce*
ahh much better, justice has been meted.
>>61863807
>thinking anyone would regret good ng to a Kyary concert
That was your first mistake
>>61863800
I did that with the recent Babymetal album. Literally couldn't find it anywhere on my casual public tracker sites so in the end I bought it using iTunes vouchers that you get for Christmas from that one aunt who lives 100 miles away and never sees you.
Pretty good experience tb︃h because I really enjoyed the album and iTunes albums have zero DRM these days.
>Thailad could literally have any amount of women he wants
>has shagged about 3 women since getting there half a decade ago
no words.
>if I go and she doesn't turn up I'll be gutted and embarrassed
>if I don't go and she turns up I will look like a dickhead and will have missed out
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
*gains everyone's attention*
*slowly turns the music up*
*starts to dance a little*
*motions others to join in*
*my poor coordination inspires no one*
*everyone gradually returns to what they were doing*
*slowly become less enthused about my dancing*
*comes to complete stop*
w-wahey haha
>>61863846
>Babymetal album
Stopped reading here.
>>61863862
FONT
if you're OP every post in the thread is basically a (You)
>>61862683
Yeah not actually interested in this edgy, alt-right belled desu mate
Walk on
>>61863855
He's had a few gfs. I think it's fair to assume someone with a gf is having regular sex. For a lot of people, having sex with a committed partner is more rewarding than having casual sex with lots of different partners.
For the record I am a virgin and have never even touched a breast.
>>61863880
not him but there's nothing wrong with babymetal
sent peter hitchens that cuck story of him on twitter
no reply yet
>>61863894
is that another example of evil capitalism then?
>>61863838
Not one I'll make again
>>61863855
8 I think but yeah this: >>61863906
one night stands are overrated imo
>>61862953
What the fucks going on here thailad
>>61863913
stopped reading here
anyone in grimsby here?
just going to have to go and hope for the best lads
>>61863959
She's being possessed by a ghost lad. There's a full on TV programme like this where people pretend they're being possessed, bit silly.
>>61863925
what is it?
>>61863977
well that was the end of the sentance
>>61863817
I've heard that foreign actors who come to America have to take lessons to unlearn their accents
Go ahead and do a vocaroo and I'll let you know if youre able to sound like an American
>>61863895
Jamal.
>>61863913
Their first album was alright because it was a novelty, the second album wasn't as good because they were trying too hard to be 'serious musicians'
Weebshit is only tolerable when it is for comedy/novelty
>>61864007
What's a sentance
>>61863997
>61864022
a (You) gathering tactic
got ya
listening to The Offspring
>>61864018
*Kira Kira kills you*
why the fuck are there so many chink lovers in these threads?
>>61863996
you should go on, you're clearly posessed by the ghost of jimmy saville you fucking nonce
>>61863352
No one here has air con you fucking mollusc
>>61864041
The third denied (you) today and I haven't even gotten out of bed
>meant to be a fashion icon
>get drunk and wee your knickers in public
ah yes
>>61864027
God fucking damn it I love Elliott.
He articulates so well what's so difficult to put into words.
>>61864079
stop bullying me.
>>61864100
>pissing yourself means you're not a fashion icon
ah yes
Would you rather buy digital music from amazon or iTunes?
>>61864137
rather not say
>>61864120
>big wee stain on your crotch is fashionable
Only after 2am
>>61864137
>buy music
>>61864144
I respect that, thanks anyway mate.
>>61864158
Literally doesn't exist on Soulseek, google .rar/.zip searches, what.cd or RuTracker.
>>61864137
>buying music
>mfw i shall be imbibing poison later on this eve
>>61864177
Which song lad?
So the "innocent" black man that was shot in a "routine traffic stop" had a criminal record with 31 traffic and drug offences, and was fleeing the scene of an armed robbery.
>>61864196
it must be the whole release boyo
The song is 'Kou Douw' by Kassiry
If you link me a youtube rip I may be compelled to spit in your eye.
>>61864196
Mondai Girl by Kyary Pamyu Pamyu
>>61864206
Is that true? if so K E K
>>61864206
stop posting facts, they don't fit the narrative.
https://twitter.com/hillaryclinton/status/751542474972291072
downing pokemon go lads
>>61864106
Sissy yank boys were made for being bullied.
>>61864206
source?
>get to the end of the oj doco
>he gets absolutely raped by the nevada justice system
>people calling it racism and "white justice"
ahhhh yes, because a murderer who played the race card, won and then wrote a book detailing how he killed them should be allowed out :^)
Royal Mail lost my package, about to head down the delivery office and crack some skulls.
>>61863352
fucking thick yank go away
>>61862494
Any Brits wanna Skype and play some xbox? Risky business I know but it could be pretty fun.
>>61864206
did the policeman know that though...
>>61864010
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1aDO5QQ77mb
did it in one try, not my best work but good enough
why do we have to pretend black lives matter
>>61864306
they run the cars plates before the stop so it would of flagged up he was a knob
>>61863689
wish I didn't have other commitments or I would have put some anthrax in the air vents
>When he doesn't drink Earl Grey
looooooooool
>>61864207
http://redmp3.su/findfile/?id=5518026&v=2.1&ts=131125268498235439&hash=a5932f404b1dda38267386b64647124c
>>61864221
http://redmp3.su/findfile/?id=22198443&v=2.1&ts=131125267605165683&hash=316f1ad133ed960451dfcd5555a50cb9
Didn't check quality but there's plenty of links for both.
But seriosuly, JF out.
>>61864345
I was joking m8 ive got it in flac
>>61864274
https://theconservativetreehouse.com/2016/07/08/confirmed-philando-castile-was-an-armed-robbery-suspect-false-media-narrative-now-driving-cop-killings/
>>61864345
oh okay you can't link this way
http://redmp3.su/5518026/keke-kassiry-kou-douw.html
http://redmp3.su/22198443/kyary-pamyu-pamyu-mondai-girl.html
>>61864310
General American accent is good
Southern accent is absolutely horrid and sounds like some weird mix of Aussie X American
>>61864344
Twingings > Earl Gray
>>61864100
you can take the slag out of england but you can't take england out the slag
>>61864362
you couldn't make this up
>Miss Teen USA Swimsuit competition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMGbN5AVxKM
If you like any of these girls you're a paedo 2bh
>>61864361
wew
>>61864206
>this is somehow grounds to shoot him dead
criminal or not, he was doing nothing wrong at the time
>>61864310
that southern accent was cringe
give me something to say and i'll try my best to do it in an australian accent
>>61864376
yeah like I said, just did it in one try, if I did some thinking/research and actually do a specific accent I can do it without too much trouble
>>61864365
>go to 'download full album' links me to some other shitty site demanding registration
hhhmmmmm
>>61864407
say
Despite me being an aussie, I sill pledge allegiance to the flag of the greatest nation in the whole wide world, the stars and stripes, the symbol of the good old U, S and A.
>>61864452
FOY
>>61864438
Then just ctrl + click each song and download one by one.
I don't know the site, instead of using what.cd etc. just google what you want + mp3, there's loads of links.
>>61864377
Everything about this post isretarded.
just sent this to the girl I'm interested in
did I fuck up?
>>61864452
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1czMGaOELll
>>61864362
>suspect
still doesn't justify shooting him like that
Isn't it funny?
Remembering why I've quit drinking desu lads
who /meetingahunktoday/ here?
>>61864513
atrocious
>>61864461
it is satire
>>61864513
ehhh not too bad t'bh I was expecting worse. Overall it just sounded nasally and at times british and at that flag was just flat out wrong.
>>61864542
*jeers*
>>61864542
(no)
>>61864494
appreciate your effort but the site seems to be down now hehe
>Oi you tway at the bantwrwith the lads, wag better bsntter than you!! Haah get rcujed tway
Sent this yesterday to an old mate(and also my brother by accident)
I would have protected her and we would have built a life together
having a breakfast beer
had a girl over last night and we didn't even merge just cuddled all day and ate pizza smoked weed was nice man desu real nice
>>61864630
FONT
>>61864630
MATE
DOOB
AHA
poland is underrated
anyone have any experience with soldering electronics?
>>61864622
Take dat Poolander! Hahaha!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-MvIk4sUDR4
fucking hell can you guys quiet down for a bit I'm trying to study
>>61864630
>tfw no bf to do this with
>>61864676
tfw :(
>>61864622
So are we finally admitting that you can be racist towards whites?
morning chaps. what's for breakfast?
having some toast and coffee as we speak
