Northerners are subhuman edition
cara
>>61867979
Midlands masterrace
>>61867987
Where have you been lad
>buying clothes
haha
Ah yes, leave the EU and make white girls cry
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BSK8gqhELB0
Thanks paki lovers
>Kelso
The meme that never delivers
>>61867979
cob masterrace
>wearing runt clothes
binned
>>61867987
this 2bh
Get hype
>tfw no tesco gf to help you shoplift
>>61868052
Shut up you absolute splinter
>>61868031
Isn't that one of the better clubs? Seemed pretty expensive at least.
>He spends any amount of his money on cotton body coverings
>Not getting them all for christmas and birthdays
>>61868015
Where I work pretty much everyone is single and earns a fuck load so the car park is filled with peng cars
Couple of people have new Teslas too
finally about to have sex
Can't get hard
What do?
>>61868061
Wew.
Caught a Slowpoke on my way to work.
Was well chuffed.
>Brits
>white
AYY LMAO
>>61868040
Ah yes, the drug-filled nonce-laden 'gig scene'. Excellent.
>>61868045
I'm also the cob-poster.
http://www.strawpoll.me/3305895
More echos inc.
>>61868067
Allegedly, but it's always been shit when I've gone in. The lads fucking rave about it all the time.
>>61868063
>Communist
>Works at Tesco
Ah yes
>>61868061
the 6'4 brick shithouse wouldn't stand a chance
>>61868061
He's a big guy
willy smells weird
>>61868012
janny did it
What's your favourite pub in Loughborough lads? Not going to tell you which one I work at just in case I somehow get identified as a 4chan user, but if you mention it I'll feel warm and fuzzy inside.
>>61868117
Piss off splinter
>>61868120
yeh all the state sponsored supermarkets weren;t hrigin
>>61868117
howling at this post
Why are Serbians so smart?
>>61868120
lol where should she work??
proles have to earn money to live
lads I need a picture to put on my new mouse mat lads
post suggestions
>he doesn't go to good clubs to dance to techno until noon the next day
>>61868137
spoons
>>61868117
She's prettier than that ugly Serb with the man jaw
>>61868134
Oh dear, how long was your holiday for
>No "Batch"
>Fucking "Barm" and "Teacake" which no one has ever used in their life
Why are these maps so memey?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=awHbwVrUh-o&feature=youtu.be
https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/4rwsnz/iama_sex_worker_who_has_been_reaching_out_to_the/
>>61868157
>mouse mat
>>61868137
if it is the tap and clapper you should kys btw
>>61868063
i thought you people have, like, less than 5% of your income spending on food? Granted, they probably calculate the avg. by mashing together the jobless hacks, working class and CEOs, but still.
>>61868174
3 days, was very weird too he blocked me for like 4 posts at once and then got banned for a completely different one hours before
>spoons
>map autism
>>61868061
reported
you shouldnt have that yet
>>61868138
.t Ahmed
>>61868153
thanks, took me 2 minutes to make that.
>>61868171
>black
>human
top kek
>>61868185
we literally used barm cake and teacake all the time up north m8
never heard of this batch shit
>>61868202
L E F T
E
F
T
I'm confused. People are pissed off that Leadsom said she has children and Theresa May doesn't? Is that it? Literally who gives a fuck
>>61868202
1,4,2,3
>>61868029
>EU
>paki lovers
Pick 2
>>61868202
does 4 have a body?
>>61868245
Leadson said she'd be a better PM than May because she has kids and MAy doesn't.
Got kicked out of the club when they noticed my shoes cost less than £200 yesterday. Was livid.
>>61868225
>Teacake
But it's not a cake and there's no tea????
>>61868117
>Serbs
>White
at least the lass on the left looks about half white
>>61868202
2,1,4,3
>>61868063
I can help you.
Go to Counters hot deli, pick up a whole chicken. Now get something expensive you want, without being xbox huge and make sure it isn't tagged.
Now scan the chicken on a self-serve, and place both/ all items on the scale. The chicken weights for deli chickens are all levels of fucked up, in terms of the range it allows, so it doesn't trigger the check the scales shit.
>there are northerners in this thread RIGHT NOW
Sickening
>>61868252
Memes aside I am legit racist, I can't see those as proper people I just can't. I used to work in the Job Centre and would have to deal with Somalis and it's like communicating with an animal.
>>61868195
ah yeah that's right being a virgin is now a medical condition and clearly a very traumatic experience
bastard weak, runt redditors
>>61868163
W-w-which spoons? Moon and Bell or Amber Rooms?
>shoplifting
Archetypal runt behaviour
>>61868277
>putting 1 behind anyone
I'd put her infront of 2,3,4 and myself, if you understand the meaning of what I just said?
anyone else have that feeling where you don't fit in anywhere?
regardless of the situation or people i never feel included or comfortable unless i'm by myself
>people thinking cops shoot people SIMPLY because they are black and all cops are secret KKK members
When will this meme end?
Glad I'm not American right now anyway haha
>>61868283
very nice will try it with an expensive bottle of booze
need a wee but mum's got her friends over so i can't leave my room
knew i shouldn't have thrown out my piss bottles
>>61868283
This is some shit a nigger would do
>I iz caryn my chicken gonna get dat expensive item shiieeeett
>>61868221
>thanks, took me 2 minutes to make that.
he doesn't know
>>61868202
2 girls in the middle were regulars at Powerbase desu, both wearing a full-face of makeup at all times and only doing squats, leg extensions, and other exercises for their arse. Pretty hot, but seemed very insecure desu.
>>61868318
Amber room burgers are GOAT
>Courtesan
You mean a whore?
>>61868269
needing to damage control this hard
so many butthurt replies on a picture that was supposed to be a joke
I guess the truth really stings, doesn't it brits
>>61868318
amber rooms
Bit concerned lads.
Might nip off to south africa for a while.
I've got family there.
>be american
>buy automatic rifle
>go to gun free zone
>shoot everyone
>they can't shoot back because gun free zone
>become a hero
>>61868359
me on the left
>>61868341
>not pissing out the window
goat shirt btw
>>61868378
>Might nip off to south africa for a while.
have fun being stabbed and raped
she fucking stood me up FUCK
>>61868341
>not having a piss sock
>>61868366
you pay for their time, anything that happens during that time is between two consenting adults
>>61868367
But the Serb ""woman"" really is uglier and less white than the Brit? I am not mad, I am from the first world my friend :))
>Dobby
>Catch Chase
>Had he hit
>>61868252
Now that's haram
>>61868415
>how to spot a cheap slag
>bright red lipstick
Popping off to Singhsbury's you lads want anything?
>>61868418
Okay.
>>61868448
Tick masterrace
>>61868441
>Pakistan
>1st world
kek
>>61868448
>Dobby
Sounds like some northamptonshire shite.
>>61868476
It's fucking Revs, they're all cheap slags.
>Runts that call dinner "tea"
>>61868478
garlic nan bread
>>61868448
>dobby
wtf? i hate leicestershire now!
Carla
Unironically a bit drunk lads.
>>61868359
>>61868369
Wrong answer lads. Why would you want to be surrounded by young attractive students when you could be drinking ale with weird old men?
>>61868456
the kind of blokes who drive financed corsa 'limited editions' while working in a recruitment agency because they like wearing a suit
>>61868504
>Serbian """"women""""
>>61868448
>had
>he hit
>>61868478
some knock off vodka and a copy of the sun
>>61868511
Why is western Scotland always left out in those?
Can somebody explain this pokemon autism app to me?
>>61868543
Kek, love this shit.
>Here's my snapchat of me with a £200 bottle of Vodka I worked 4 days for
>>61868518
it's tig
t. grew up in leicester
>>61868511
tea>dinner>>>>>>supper
>>61868558
Because wildlings only communicate in grunts
>>61868558
because absolutely nobody lives there
>>61868558
largely unexplored and there are uncontacted peoples there that you aren't allowed to bother
>>61868478
Sikhs really are bro tier
>>61868518
Yeah, tig. Also, tea.
t. (guess where) poster
>>61868547
>native british
Did we all enjoy the concert then lads?
>David Cameron speaking at Warsaw
>"What Russia did in Ukraine was wrong....We will always stand up for nations' sovereignty"
>campaigned to remain in the EU
K E K
E
K
doing a hatred of women
>>61868596
Pakis are whiter and more intelligent than Serbs t b h senpai. Glad we Brexited before you could join the EU and come over here :^)
anyone up for a game of dobby?
>A Vauxhall Astra yeah man I really want to own one of those.
Reminder that there are people in Britain that actually think this.
>>61868448
>"It" is supposed to be a popular term
>no where on the map
>Everyone I know says "It" around here
>not on the map
Shit map
>>61867979
>Prefering the flat and crowded south
>>61868573
>sutton coldfield
>An affluent town ranked as the fourth least deprived area in the country encompassing the prestigious Four Oaks Park Estate and bordering the Little Aston Park Private Estate where the region's multi-millionaire and billionaires reside.
fuck off literal billionaire
>>61868564
dont forget the picture of them wearing their armani watch against a BMW's steering wheel in the local used car dealership
>>61868619
>"What Russia did in Ukraine was wrong"
>did absolutely nothing to stop it
what a twat
>>61868448
Stuck in the mud is the superior version of tig
>>61868619
>leavetards
>>61868600
Bent as fuck ngl
>>61868619
almost as if we're part of the EU through a sovereign act of Parliament
>I'm into cars
>>61868657
when a countries leader appears crazy enough, people will leave them alone as not to risk hostility
>>61868658
is that the one where you have to craw through someone's legs to free them?
throwing myself into the ocean
reminder that if your first car was anything other than a VW you were and probably still are well into the autism scale
>>61868639
vxr's look nice
>>61868648
>he isn't a literal billionaire
>>61868633
>implying we would come there, you have more albanians and niggers and muslims than us, including kosovo
>being this cucked
>not even in Europe anymore
>politicans who won, all quit
Enjoy your fucked up country now, all because you wanted to suck on USA cock, even more.
>>61868639
I know someone that legit bought at shitty corsa and suped it up
>there are people in this day and age that actually think it makes them look cool
Absolutely mongtastic
>>61868657
We can't do anything if we don't have the backing of the US
>>61868640
>Calling the game "it"
I can literally guarantee that you come from a shithole, probably filled with pakis that is barely British. The game isn't called "it", the person who gets tagged is "it"
>tfw have a romantic ideal of a pretty and traditional gf who loves art literature and culture, but what really makes my willy hard is a drunk slag in a tight dress grinding on me and essentially just acting like a massive slut
Given up on women desu, when the willy and the heart want two different things then it's only going to end in tears.
>>61868730
Mine was a Peugeot 306 Turbo Diesel
>>61868724
Sort of. If the person who is 'it' touches you, you have to stand still with your arms out, people who are still running can touch you to free you but if everyone ends up with their arms out, the person who is 'it' wins
>>61868744
Literally millions of you ""people"" would come here, to clean Mr Ahmed's toilets for 3 quid an hour. Slavs are subhumans who have nothing more to offer than their manual Labour to superior Western Europeans.
>>61868688
>being a poorfag student
>Why no I would never own a motor vehicle, don't you know how much pollution they cause to mother earth?
reply to me again and I'll fucking end you, it's that serious
>www.cringechannel.com
Went out for a work do last night, got insanely pissed and made a tit out of myself. 10/10 night.
>pretty and traditional gf who loves art literature and culture
>Paying any more than a few grand for a car
Can't even fathom this desu. Wouldn't you feel like a complete cuck seeing someone who paid a fraction of the price for a machine that functions exactly the same?
>>61868811
>Brits unironically believe somebody would like to live there
as evidenced by soooo many people from here being there, am I right ?
>>61868855
watching preacher
great tv show
>>61868895
600k people move to the UK every year but of course no one wants to live here!
>>61868895
We literally left the EU because of so many 3rd world pricks like you coming over here
Does anyone really care about this Leadsom "drama"?
>>61868942
>>61868891
More expensive cars are nicer tho
>>61868930
>>61868943
We are talking about my people here Ahmed, not your brothers from Pakistan, India, and other native british lands.
>Brits
>reading comprehension
Ayy lmao
>>61867987
Need to see this Blacked.
>>61868743
send reparations NOW tory footballer scum
>>61868930
Our rotting grey ugly brutalist towns are ideal for Eastern Europeans
>>61868964
No one here does
I'd fuck her and May tho
>>61868964
well she could be Primeminister
>>61868965
hahahahahaha
>>61868907
kekd at the creepy manlet on the right
>>61869008
And?
>>61868987
Yes because you subhumans aren't in the EU yet, your fellow slav shits in the EU come here en masse
Need more slagposting NOW.
>>61868341
alri lads, found an empty ginger ale can to piss in under my bed, got so close to filling it i thought i was going to get some wee on the carpet but thankfully it was just enough
>>61869048
this
Andrea leadsom is so awful
>>61869048
doing a oui
>he has carpet in his bedroom
>All the major parties in Britain are competing to see who can pander to pakis the most.
>>61868165
1,4,3,5,2 (girls only)
>>61869042
croats and slovenians are in the EU.
how come they haven't invaded britain as well ?
They realise it's a muslim arabic pakistani indian shithole.
neither would we.
We have a lot more in common with them than with Poles or whoever you're thinking of.
Poles are subhumans, always have been.
>looking through my tinder matches and tell myself that I'd probably fuck one of these chubsters
>do a wank over the thought
>no longer want to fuck the fat ones
probably for the best
>>61868619
almost as if one is the invasion of a sovereign nation by a military superpower and the other is willful membership of a peaceful organisation
>>61868987
>pointing out that while you were busy being poor, we were conquering and bringing civilisation other countries
Why do remaintards think we're literally leaving the continent of Europe and that no one is allowed to enter or leave Britain and we won't talk to our "neighbours" etc?
We're still going to cooperate with Europe, we're still going to be part of nato, we're not going to just start bombing Europe or anything. We just don't want to be ruled by brussells
lost all respect for leadsom now t︃bh
not that there was much respect ther ein the first place mind you
>>61868308
tell us more
>>61868202
1,4,2,3
>>61868283
1,2,3
>>61868325
3,1,2,4
>>61868359
2,1
>>61868593
3,1,2
>>61869122
we don't have freedom of movement with Croatia yet thickshit
>>61869132
>pointing out how well it turned out for you.
0% niggers and arabs here
How about you ?
In 50 years you will be called Islamic Republic of Great Britain and Northern Ireland.
>>61869098
if you have hard flooring you are a normie twat
>>61869103
umm how do you know who identifies as a girl?
>>61868907
>/brit/ on the pull
>>61868766
Very profound
>>61869128
>want gf
>do a wank
>don't want gf
textbook
>>61869170
Twice as many black officers shoot black people than white officers, but ok let's ignore everything
>>61869137
so are we going to have freedom of movement after all then?
Really makes you think
>>61869122
if you have more in common with them then why do you try to kill them?
#makesyouthink
>>61869171
You did with Slovenia.
And Hungary, Ahmed.
>When a slav from a 3rd world country talks about your country.
Rorke, please leave this thread.
>>61868448
>Had he hit
I live in London and I haven't heard that in my entire life
>>61869187
dgaf
>>61869175
it's not hard flooring, it's laminated flooring
>>61869214
>Since Hungary joined the European Union in 2004, the UK's Hungarian population has grown significantly, with the Hungarian-born population rising from 13,000 in 2001 to 52,000 in 2011. This is estimated to have increased to 79,000 in 2014 with 22,000 living in London.
>I'm A Brexiteer... Get Me Out Of Here! ITV producers offer Nigel Farage £250,000 to go into the jungle
>>61869204
Not who you replied to but I voted leave and immigration was pretty low on my concerns desu. I do think immigration is too high but our government is shit at controlling it whether in the eu or not.
>>61869213
Why did you kill scots and irish ?
Civil wars happen.
>>61869217
>your country
I'm sorry, but we're not talking about Pakistan Ahmed, but Islamic Republic of Great Britain.
>>61869234
how is that not hard?
Paid £14 for this haha
>>61869199
>want specific gf
>have a wank
>still want specific gf
something is truly wrong here...
SHOUT OUT TO /NOTTS/ in here
>andrea leadsom
>>61867979
>Average Northerners
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XDdLxTXBaAY
Subhumans literally subhumans
>>61869130
>willful
>majority of the country are unwilling
>>61869217
He's upset he won't be able to move here and clean Mosques for £4 an hour
I've been in London for just over 10 years now. MaximoIncel's thread made me reflect upon my first 4-5 years here, and the weekends spent at nightclubs, trying to make something happen. When I look back at those days, it is with a mixture of pain, disbelief and significant lol.
A typical Saturday night would start well enough; standing in a choice establishment such as Fabric or SE1 (now closed). There you are, all Armani'd up and sporting an on-trend haircut; mildly pleased with yourself as a young, urban freewheeler. You stand by the bar, clutching your Corona and lime in the sweaty grasp of anticipation, pretending to enjoy the utterly shit breakbeat tunes that are so loud you can only hear the overwhelming bass that thumps your very innards, interspersed with the odd biscuit-tin beat and some talentless half-cast Asian mixing on the decks.
It's a veritable Noah's Ark of cunts in here; it's packed with all shitcunts great and small; all creeds, colours and backgrounds. There you stand, desperately trying to make eye contact with someone who you think is in your league. But as the hours pass, cunt after cunt walks on by and your morale starts to plummet. You tell yourself that surely, sometime tonight, some shitcunt will either be ugly or drunk enough to at least engage you in conversation.
Then, the bell tolls at 12am, the lights fade, and you assume the role of cuckolded bystander as Jamal, Trayvon, Brad and Scotty walk past - like the four swinging dicks of the apocalypse - and, not even stopping for drinks, they manage to achieve more success with females in 5 minutes than you have in your entire existence. Cunts are wowed, wetted and ultimately taken by these ubermensch with ease. No sooner have they walked in then they are all leaving, arm-in-arm with the type of nightclubcunt that you could only secure with either Aladdin's lamp or a substantial dose of Rohypnol.
CONT
>>61869231
y/n
>>61869272
fuck off
>>61869174
Not even your own people want to live in your country, that's why 3rd worlders like you keep coming here and that's why we left the EU. Stay in your own shithole
>>61869206
Lads did a post
>>61869265
In n Out is better
>>61869284
'no'
>>61869260
>>61869260
this is bait
>>61869282
The aftermath of this alpha-male carnage has hypnotized even the fattest, frumpiest cunt still in the club - causing her to aim for no less than the full 8" of typical bad-boy. The final nail in your weekend coffin has been driven. Out of hope, out of cash and out of time before the big bolshy bouncers push you out of the door, you swill the dregs of your last Corona and get ready to commence the ritualistic 3am walk home.
Trudging across Tower Bridge in the biting cold fog, the city is silent. Out of nowhere, a couple appear ahead of you, stumbling and liberally french-kissing in drunken lust. They are in your direct path, forcing upon you a brutal, gut-punching reminder of the sexual fun you aren't and won't ever be enjoying. Maximising your misery, the gods cruelly shine the street lamplight upon their faces, allowing you to see in great detail the tongues passionately entwined and the pure, unfettered desire which is preceeding a fuckfest of a one-night stand.
Ocassionally, other ghost-like figures are encountered roaming the empty streets; similar rejects who are on the same journey as you. You walk past a ginger manlet going in the opposite direction, briefly exchanging glances with identical dead-behind-the-eyes expressions. No words need to be uttered; you both understand each other's mutual suffering on this noche.
The morning birds start to chirp mockingly, as you finally reach your trendy but ultimately soulless house-share in Shad Thames at 4am. Collapsing on the bed with the evening's stench of cigarettes and alcohol clinging to you like a terminal disease; you're unsure whether to cry or to start fapping in pent-up frustration. Instead, cock-in-hand, you drift into a troubled sleep, regularly interrupted by bitterness and resentment.
What can yanks tell me about Wichita?
I have family there that I've never seen and I'm going over for 2 weeks.
Is there anything I need to know?
>>61869272
NOTTS MENTIONED
>>61869282
>Fabric
>alcohol
lmao
>>61869245
80000 at most
not to mention most are gypsies who just travel around everywhere.
Compared to millions of Indians and Pakis
hahaahahaha
>>61869287
But that's where you're wrong.
We have visa free travel to europe and russia for a while now.
We could just simply go and not return.
We don't.
Agree with what Leadsom said desoo
>>61867979
>live in Nottingham
>currently at work in north Derby with subhuman northerners
Save me people.
And Midlanders are best.
>>61869284
how old are we?
>>61869265
>the city of london
>>61869313
Then on Monday, a miracle takes place.
You seem to magically forget your weekend ordeal. You want to do it all again. You want to go out again next Saturday night.
Yes, I'll go to a bar where there will be decent and friendly women and I will have a good time, meet someone. It will be different this time, I will try to relax, be less obvious, not think too much. I will...
...Except, it won't be different. It never will be different. You will always be doomed, cursed to make that solitary journey home - unwanted, unfulfilled, unfucked.
Going clubbing tonight, Londoncels? Then I'll see you at 3am, walking home in the freezing fog across Tower Bridge. Can't wait.
>>61869265
>He'll be paying £100 for that soon
Thanks northerners you bastard dregs.
>>61869278
Fucking hell you are a dolt, yes clearly now it's not willful you autist, but from 1975 - 2016 it was.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/onthisday/hi/dates/stories/june/6/newsid_2499000/2499297.stm
>>61869284
yes
>>61869284
You can get one for $1 on some chink site
>>61869282
Good post
>>61869344
NG2 Big up mate, Rolls Royce?
>>61869338
serbs remind me of poles as they both have a seething hatred for the uk that seems to stem at least partially from jealousy
>The average monthly wage in Serbia is £340
When the FUCK is Apple releasing Pokemon go here
>>61869427
Who cares, it's shit. You can't even have Pokemon battles. It's just an autistic collecting game
>>61869364
>chink
could you not?
>>61869276
Didn't realise the media in FM was so accurate...
>>61869427
just use this paddy
http://www.apkmirror.com/apk/niantic-inc/pokemon-go/pokemon-go-0-29-0-release/pokemon-go-0-29-0-android-apk-download/
>>61869338
All you slav lot are gyppos, just another reason why we don't want you here, stay in your own shithole country 3rd worlder
>>61869421
>The average monthly wage in Britain will soon be £100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000
Feels good man.
>>61869446
Really?
