are tim edition
need you out of business sunshine
>>61871050
whats your favourite album of all time and track from an album?
album: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FehDvM6NCzw
track: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIitQNXVgb8
Please explain the Nu-Male phenomena
please no more rorke/rasheed arguments
who would win a fight
janny or the dentist?
lads
>>61871089
cucks
>>61871089
Oestrogen in the water, mainly around the London area
Which one are yall?
>>61871089
effeminate men
you lot
out of business
now
>>61871089
Hiding their lack of masculinity with beards which then subverted actual masculine features.
Nu-Males are males pretending to be manly
>tfw southerner and but not a londoner
GOAT feel desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KavsLMcRq-4
ah yes, 10,000 videos on youtube
>Half way through my two weeks off work
>Still done fuck all
There's nowt to do in this shit country as it is, let alone when it's pissing down with rain.
Any suggestions?
>>61871089
northerners got internet infrastructure (paid for by the eu)
is the feeling after getting bummed anything like after you take a large shit? If so I can understand the gays
>>61871138
dre
>>61871138
>>61871189
I heard blackpool was a fun place at times
- me Timothy James Byrne singing the first song to a Utube Kareoke - the second to a Piano CD - then singing 'Human Nature' a Michael Jackson song while playing my Acoustic Guitar in the Flat Spracklen House Dukes Place Marlow SL72QH my rented flat since January 2013 and before on the 9th of July 2016
- Filmed in VGA
- I show Sainsbury's Marlow car park from my kitchen
- I show Dukes Place Marlow from my hallway and my mailbox then walk into the street
- I show my Twitter - Facebook and date
- I mention my trip to the Oval on 22 June 2016 to audition for the Voice UK and show some pictures for it
- my Voice UK application number is: 2103-7-4129
- I see 'what the Bears are watching'
- I describe some issues from when Stephen Elliot from Oxford Health visited my flat on 7th of June 2016
- Stephen Elliot from Oxford Health visited my flat again 4th July 2016 with another meeting forced upon me - and made another for 4th August 2016
- I show the eviction letter given to me by Lawrence Howes of Jackson Howes at about 16:00 on the 24th of June 2106 relating to the 31st of August 2016 - and also that he made another appointment with me last week (Thur 30 June - although this is now postponed to this week) - to find another property for me after wanting to evict me from this one - he also asked me if I wanted to buy my rented flat on the 24th of June 2016 on his visit to my rented flat ??? and suggested I might contact the Solicitors for my brother's trust fund and ask if I could borrow money from the trust - this is very strange to me considering the way people around me have been behaving towards me such as the Dentist !
>>61871155
DPD are genuinely the best parcel company out there, did this happen in the UK?
watching samsara lads
no spoilers
> Monday - 8:37pm
literally me: como estas seniorita B^)
> Tuesday - 2:25am
spanish girl: Hola
> Tuesday - 6:37pm
literally me: what would you say if i told that if i could rearrange the alphabet, i'd put U and I closer together
> Yesterday - 5:49pm
spanish girl: Haha that was a good one
what do i say now i'm out of ideas and i know the brits are the best at picking up girls online
post some songs to get stood up to
>>61871182
honestly hope he gets sectioned
he needs it
>>61871155
>>61871232
Shit, realised DPD means 'Dallas Police Department' or whatever. Bit embarrassing haha.
Sex is overrated.
t. virgin
>>61871213
Ahh yes because non-whites cannot have racist thoughts
A COMPLETE BILK ON ME
>new YORK
one of the most important cities in the world is based on fucking YORK
>>61871237
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qm72H65R9HY
cheer up cunt
>Gtech lawnmower
>Gtech garden tools
>Gtech vacuums
>Gtech BIKE
Is there anything this madman won't invent?
>>61871220
>http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-beds-bucks-herts-36745441
somebody needs to stop him
>>61871232
TIM RUN HE'S ON OF THEM
>>61871232
>>61871255
Saw this EXACT sequence of posts yesterday
>>61871285
*New Amsterdam
that fucking vocal sidechaining tim does fucking kills me
>>61871285
It was originally based on Amsterdam, hence the grid system
>>61871289
more angry than anything else
spent money and wasted time
>>61871237
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjPqsDU0j2
>- I show the eviction letter given to me by Lawrence Howes of Jackson Howes at about 16:00 on the 24th of June 2106 relating to the 31st of August 2016 - and also that he made another appointment with me last week (Thur 30 June - although this is now postponed to this week) - to find another property for me after wanting to evict me from this one - he also asked me if I wanted to buy my rented flat on the 24th of June 2016 on his visit to my rented flat ??? and suggested I might contact the Solicitors for my brother's trust fund and ask if I could borrow money from the trust - this is very strange to me considering the way people around me have been behaving towards me such as the Dentist !
poor bastard's gonna be homeless soon
>>61871353
You'll want some of this then
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ikG1s-z3zI
>>61871353
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6rVKqj6V694
![samsara.2011.1080p.bluray.x264-geckos.mkv_snapshot_00.06.22_[2016.07.09_23.11.16].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/DQjBmxz.jpg "samsara.2011.1080p.bluray.x264-geckos.mkv_snapshot_00.06.22_[2016.07.09_23.11.16].jpg")
pretty lads
why is my cold tapwater practically warm?
>>61871379
how does he get money? bennies?
>leather watch strap needs replacing every ~18 months due to the smell
fuck sakes, these things don't come cheap.
have settled on this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9kj2lOwyss
>>61871314
liar
Do you want to turn on Sticky Keys?
How is /GF2016/ coming along lads?
>leather watch strap needs replacing every ~18 months due to the smell
>fuck sakes, these things don't come cheap.
>>61871451
>I was looking for a job and then I found a job
>heaven knows i'm miserable now
hmm
>>61871516
*pours treacle over your keyboard*
Normies normies put them in a bin
>>61871451
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bAJ_74tDZzU
>>61871521
Looks like it's /GF2017/ again lad
lucy never came
>>61871521
>>61871521
just ate a rustlers burger
had to take the bacon off it though, didnt want to chunder
>>61871521
NOT very well. By september it'll be fine though cos i'll be at a different uni and finally get laid
banter
>>61871561
fuck sake lad still loads of time
>>61871521
not great tbqh
>>61871182
awful singing 2bh
Runts runts insufferable cunts
>>61871521
after a successful /gf2016/ we split up in January :(
she has a new bf and I haven't spoken to another girl since
>>61871557
was just listening to this wahey (thanks ed)
Leadsom MUST step down after her disgusting comments
>>61871568
i didn't lose the war
>>61871521
Yeah nah
>>61871237
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GiqOsKngc-c
>Eagle To Challenge Corbyn For Labour Leadership
it's like they don't want to win anymore
>>61871611
*2015 even
Leadsom is a posh Sarah Palin
>>61871521
Very well
I obtained one recently
It's not (You), it's me
Hillary "Kill All White People" Clinton
tim gimmick is ruined
you guys exposed it
Always wondered what Australians thought of us, hate us, like us?
>>61871652
eagle doesn't stand a chance, she even fucked up her announcement
>>61871611
Why did you split up? if you don't mind answering
>>61871681
will be quite upset if hillery wins
>>61871682
it was awful to begin with
one of the worst gimmicks I've ever seen here
completely shit and boring
>>61871697
shut up
http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/pokemon-go-police-ask-players-to-stop-trying-to-catch-sandshrew-in-darwin-police-station-a7127616.html
>- I show Sainsbury's Marlow car park from my kitchen
>>61871727
I need you out of business sunshine
>>61871213
sad but true
Any of you lads served?
I was thinking about applying to the British Army, how much would I be hated for it? What are the bants like?
>>61871718
drifted apart, bored of eachother. regret it now as It was better than nothing, can't stop thinking about her now
>>61871697
Yeah like I reckon
Must be weird if you're a dad and your daughter gets pregnant.
Knowing that your baby girl has had some sweaty lad blow a huge load onto her cervix.
IM NOT TRYIN TO PULL YOU
EVEN THOUGH I WOULD LIKE TO
I THINK YOU ARE REALLY FIT
YOU'RE FIT BY MY GOSH DONT YOU KNOW IT
Are jez
>>61871790
my brother did, I doubt you would be hated and I think the bants are top notch
no aggression please
i'm a pacifist
australians are upgraded brits with a sprinkle of yugo
>>61871832
tesco
>>61871790
I did Officer Cadet Training at Uni it was a fucking laugh tbqh. Pretty sure you'd be fine
>>61871778
mentioned
>>61871886
The officer training things at uni's are full of borderline austitics from the Home Counties, don't think it reflects what actual service would be like.
>>61871855
go home bruce
>>61871854
sure, sure...
>>61871911
me in the window
MOGG?
>sex with gf
>she asks if she can cum
>tell her no, not yet
>she does anyway
Pretty embarrassing 2bh
literally cut the word "toilet" out my life and only say "bathroom" now
am i autistic?
>>61871911
wtf i actually know the guy on the left
>>61871928
b-but they gave us assault rifles
>>61871967
Yes
>>61871911
Where'd you find this
what are the chances of me getting another gf who will piss on me?
watched Hateful Eight yesterday
quentin tarantino is mentally ill
posting some of my favourite OC kevs
>>61871934
deserves to have his head kicked in.
>>61871967
feels a bit dirty saying you're going to the toilet. I only say bathroom so it leaves a bit of mystery as to what i'm doing
>>61872023
>JUST saturdays
heh
>>61871995
>>61871988
fuck off
go on, out.
the martian was a brilliant, brilliant film 2bh
>>61872016
The more English she is, the higher the chances
>>61871050
hhahaha this thread is going on r/4chan fucking kek
havent got a SINGLE (you) in this thread. Am I even a part of this community???
>>61872024
pretty sure violence towards women gives him a boner
i socialise with the crew and the gang
>>61872041
yes, the word is vulgar 2bh and i hate saying it
shame bathroom is a yankism but it's the only innocuous and polite word for the bog i can think of
business idea: say I'm a girl looking for girls on tinder because all lesbians secretly want dick
hmmmm lots of film plebs itt
>>61872060
Nah you're grand
>>61872023
>blue moon
Brits have bad taste in beer 2bh
At least this one isn't Corona and Heineken
>>61872041
Why even tell people you are going? Just go without announcement
more like DISunited KEKdom
>>61872023
me in the middle
![26B7D2AC00000578-2998149-A_previous_chart_from_VinePair_shows_that_six_of_the_top_twenty_-a-4_1426569121237[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/vZVmjkV.jpg "26B7D2AC00000578-2998149-A_previous_chart_from_VinePair_shows_that_six_of_the_top_twenty_-a-4_1426569121237[1].jpg")
>>61872125
ah yes, the yank is known for his magnificent palette
>>61872102
Tinder has changed from hookups to teenage girls fishing for confirmation that they are attractive
Uninstalled the app
>>61872125
Beer only tastes good when it is coming out of a female front bottom
i always got the impression 50cent was probably a really nice bloke
>>61872189
FONT
>his favourite film is in colour
rofl
![01_-Press-Image-l-Saul-Leiter-Snow-1960-copy[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Sz8Tirj.jpg "01_-Press-Image-l-Saul-Leiter-Snow-1960-copy[1].jpg")
>Tinder has changed from hookups to teenage girls fishing for confirmation that they are attractive
>Uninstalled the app
>>61872215
he harassed some autistic worker at an airport and put it on his instagram
>>61872041
you're a toilet
>>61872177
Cheap Beer: The List
Here, beer for adults
https://www.beeradvocate.com/lists/top/
>>61872060
good post
might start rewatching the young ones
>>61872215
busta rhymes is an arrogant prick desu
>>61872221
>why yes my favourite film is indeed schindler's list
Anyone else here use Facebook but is completely invisible on it?
Just riding the bus bois
>>61872041
>>61872108
No bath in a toilet though
>>61872254
Make my mouth your toilet Pierre
>>61872274
wrong nice try tho kiddo
>>61872265
I'm gonna re-watch the office for it's 15 year anniversary
>>61872290
povvo out
>>61872290
nice tarmac job there
>>61872290
>above ground powerlines
bit third world tier that
>>61871234
Ask her how you can improve your pickup lines and she will now have the opportunity to say something humorous or say 'idk'
>>61872290
hmm why doesn't my sky look like that
gonna go pick up my parcel from the shop
might get subway for lunch too desu
How did we watch girls having a wee before the internet?
Cat is snoring.
>>61872290
>riding the bus
What color are you?
>>61872325
old telephone cables matey
>>61872338
hows your head?
>>61872291
Saying bathroom for the toilet is an americanism, here it must have a bathroom.
I would excuse this use of yank terminology because the alternative is either poofy (lavatory) or disgusting (toilet).
>>61872342
have a gf and they leave the door open
>>61872373
it's okay how's yours
hello yes 999 i'd like to report a boring post
>>61872348
I'm snoring at this post
>>61872397
lol
>>61872355
that's only the situation in america
>>61872422
I'm snoring at this post
not eaten since noon yesterday but i have no energy to make food or eat it
also on a separate note, lianne tbqh
>>61872397
>>61872309
>>61872318
>>61872325
>>61872336
>>61872355
It's the Isle of fucking Wight countryside do you expect it to be fucking Tokyo tier
>>61872395
this post rendered me comatose
>>61872449
Alright stop it now
>>61872379
>have a gf
>>61872453
wasn't being sarcy you twat it's a genuinely good tarmac job
>>61872457
this post plunged me into eternal slumber
>>61872469
>replying to a 45 minute old post
sort it out m8
>>61872453
Don't blame your own decisions on the Isle cunt you could have a car
>>61872376
Say men's room
>Not saying 'gent's' when referring to the toilet
loooool stay basic boyos
reminder to stay hydrated lads
keep getting diarrhea lads
any idea as to why?
Pictures of poo
Pictures of pee
Hung up on your wall, for the world to see
what to watch tonight?
Did used to say "little boys room" but the police nipped that one in the bud
Corbyn going apeshit in Durham
>>61872554
the celebration
>>61872512
The roads are horrifying and I like using my phone and chilling on the bus desu
>>61872492
It's probably the only place with nice roads, I didn't realise it actually looked good m8
>>61872546
bad diet
bad hygiene
IBS/Chron's disease
>>61872597
great film desu
>>61872522
That's a turbo yankism though. Worse than bathroom.
>>61872612
r u a dickgrill
>>61872630
may b
water closet
alright lads
how do i stop worrying about peoples opinions of me
made an absolute fool of myself saying bye to my gramgram last night lads
i really hate being autistic
What should I get from the barbers lads? Feeling an eight back and sides and just getting the top tided up.
AAAAAGH
AAAAAAAAAAGH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
*stirs, panting and sweating and shaking*
JOHNNY NO! THEY BLEW YOUR LEGS OFF JOHNNY!
*breathes heavily as I wade through the trenches in my dreams, hearing screams and orders, bullet fire and grenades going off*
sergeant, please don't make us go over the top, please don't make us go over the top, please don't make us go over the top, please don't make us go over the top, pleasedon'tmakeusgooverthetop
*clutches my carved crucifix in one hand, muttering a prayer as I shake*
THOSE BLOODY KRAUTS HAVE MACHINE GUNS, GET DOWN COOPER!
*a Kraut bursts through the trench wall in the tunnels and I can feel his knife*
*wakes up screaming*
..it...it was just a dream...
Dortmund o4.5 looking dire
>>61872681
fuck sake
get a one on the sides m8
>>61872664
improve yourself = improves your confidence and peoples opinions of you
>>61872554
thats a nice list of fedora films
>>61872664
When you see someone fuck up you tend to forget about it within a day
It's like that with other people
>>61872681
you know you want to
>>61872692
on my knees
>>61872681
no.1 on left side with Ah Yes shaved into it, the right side being trimmed and gelled into a fedora.
Become a meme
Live the dream
why do europeans hate us so much lads
>>61872685
this was a thoroughly disappointing post if i'm honest
>>61872554
what is the one middle bottom
is it bright summer day?
>>61872677
how did you fuck it up?
I get 5 minutes into a film and instantly close it unless its amazing
How do I improve my attention span
craving a strawberry cake
>>61872664
no one really cares what you do until you hit your 30s, dont worry about it
>>61872325
Above ground powerlines are superior in every way including aesthetic
>>61872745
brits abroad give a bad impression
hate yanks i do
>>61872745
Cus we the best in Europe senpai
>>61872652
pics
>>61872792
Hi lad
>>61872821
FOY
accidentally managed to get scurvy, what am I like
>>61872747
A Time to Live, a Time to Die
a brighter summer day is 10/10
> gym tonight alone on a saturday night
> drinking alone tonight on a saturday night
f-feels good
>>61872844
do you eat nothing but instant noodles?
>>61872870
Drinking after the gym?
>>61872813
not for sc*users
>>61872870
*strokes your hair*
>>61872844
Fucking how? Even if you avoid citrus most vegetables contain Vitamin C.
>eating biscuits on my bed
>now my beds all crumby and spiky and I can't get them off
someone must pay for this
>tfw work in a fairly normal restaurant
>tfw do a bit of everything
>tfw threw 2 people out from the bar last night because they were abusing a family
felt really good, i'm quite timid but it really annoyed me they were causing a scene in my workplace so i took control and grabbed one of them and dragged him out with the other one following me
@61872870
living the dream
>>61872895
>not drinking after going to the gym
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N
>Use the threat of invoking article 50 to get more opt-outs and a better deal
>Have another referendum
>Remain wins in a landslide
>UK cucks the EU
my gf wants to come over to mine tonight but I dread the thought of my parents meeting her tbqh, don't really want it to be awkward
>>61872870
Holy shit your me.
>>61872895
If he's like me only on the weekends.
>>61872895
finished my workout routine for a week with good progress
i know i shouldn't but I'm downing a few cheeky ones
>>61872902
*pushes you gently*
I-I don't swing th-that way...i think...
*looks at the ground shamefully*
http://www.strawpoll.me/10704813
very important poll
http://www.strawpoll.me/10704813
>>61872908
>>61872908
Implying the slob who eats biscuits in bed is going to get out if his bed.
Wish Netflix had a better collection of black and white films
WHO SAID I LIED BECAUSE I NEVER, I NEVER
>>61872939
I can't do that, it just feels like I've wasted the workout. I do drink on my rest days sometimes though, and whenever I go out drinking, just not a fan of alcohol in general though desu
