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are tim edition
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need you out of business sunshine
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>>61871050
whats your favourite album of all time and track from an album?

album: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FehDvM6NCzw
track: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIitQNXVgb8
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Please explain the Nu-Male phenomena
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please no more rorke/rasheed arguments
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who would win a fight
janny or the dentist?
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lads
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>>61871089
cucks
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>>61871089
Oestrogen in the water, mainly around the London area
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Which one are yall?
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>>61871089
effeminate men
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you lot
out of business
now
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>>61871089
Hiding their lack of masculinity with beards which then subverted actual masculine features.
Nu-Males are males pretending to be manly
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>tfw southerner and but not a londoner

GOAT feel desu
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KavsLMcRq-4

ah yes, 10,000 videos on youtube
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>Half way through my two weeks off work
>Still done fuck all

There's nowt to do in this shit country as it is, let alone when it's pissing down with rain.

Any suggestions?
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>>61871089
northerners got internet infrastructure (paid for by the eu)
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is the feeling after getting bummed anything like after you take a large shit? If so I can understand the gays
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>>61871138
dre
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>>61871138
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>>61871189
I heard blackpool was a fun place at times
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- me Timothy James Byrne singing the first song to a Utube Kareoke - the second to a Piano CD - then singing 'Human Nature' a Michael Jackson song while playing my Acoustic Guitar in the Flat Spracklen House Dukes Place Marlow SL72QH my rented flat since January 2013 and before on the 9th of July 2016
- Filmed in VGA
- I show Sainsbury's Marlow car park from my kitchen
- I show Dukes Place Marlow from my hallway and my mailbox then walk into the street
- I show my Twitter - Facebook and date
- I mention my trip to the Oval on 22 June 2016 to audition for the Voice UK and show some pictures for it
- my Voice UK application number is: 2103-7-4129
- I see 'what the Bears are watching'
- I describe some issues from when Stephen Elliot from Oxford Health visited my flat on 7th of June 2016
- Stephen Elliot from Oxford Health visited my flat again 4th July 2016 with another meeting forced upon me - and made another for 4th August 2016
- I show the eviction letter given to me by Lawrence Howes of Jackson Howes at about 16:00 on the 24th of June 2106 relating to the 31st of August 2016 - and also that he made another appointment with me last week (Thur 30 June - although this is now postponed to this week) - to find another property for me after wanting to evict me from this one - he also asked me if I wanted to buy my rented flat on the 24th of June 2016 on his visit to my rented flat ??? and suggested I might contact the Solicitors for my brother's trust fund and ask if I could borrow money from the trust - this is very strange to me considering the way people around me have been behaving towards me such as the Dentist !
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>>61871155
DPD are genuinely the best parcel company out there, did this happen in the UK?
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watching samsara lads

no spoilers
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> Monday - 8:37pm
literally me: como estas seniorita B^)
> Tuesday - 2:25am
spanish girl: Hola
> Tuesday - 6:37pm
literally me: what would you say if i told that if i could rearrange the alphabet, i'd put U and I closer together
> Yesterday - 5:49pm
spanish girl: Haha that was a good one

what do i say now i'm out of ideas and i know the brits are the best at picking up girls online
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post some songs to get stood up to
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>>61871182
honestly hope he gets sectioned
he needs it
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>>61871155
>>61871232
Shit, realised DPD means 'Dallas Police Department' or whatever. Bit embarrassing haha.
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Sex is overrated.

t. virgin
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>>61871213
Ahh yes because non-whites cannot have racist thoughts
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A COMPLETE BILK ON ME
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>new YORK

one of the most important cities in the world is based on fucking YORK
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>>61871237
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qm72H65R9HY

cheer up cunt
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>Gtech lawnmower
>Gtech garden tools
>Gtech vacuums
>Gtech BIKE

Is there anything this madman won't invent?
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>>61871220
>http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-beds-bucks-herts-36745441

somebody needs to stop him
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>>61871232
TIM RUN HE'S ON OF THEM
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>>61871232
>>61871255
Saw this EXACT sequence of posts yesterday
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>>61871285
*New Amsterdam
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that fucking vocal sidechaining tim does fucking kills me
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>>61871285
It was originally based on Amsterdam, hence the grid system
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>>61871289
more angry than anything else
spent money and wasted time
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>>61871237
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjPqsDU0j2
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>- I show the eviction letter given to me by Lawrence Howes of Jackson Howes at about 16:00 on the 24th of June 2106 relating to the 31st of August 2016 - and also that he made another appointment with me last week (Thur 30 June - although this is now postponed to this week) - to find another property for me after wanting to evict me from this one - he also asked me if I wanted to buy my rented flat on the 24th of June 2016 on his visit to my rented flat ??? and suggested I might contact the Solicitors for my brother's trust fund and ask if I could borrow money from the trust - this is very strange to me considering the way people around me have been behaving towards me such as the Dentist !


poor bastard's gonna be homeless soon
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>>61871353
You'll want some of this then

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ikG1s-z3zI
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>>61871353
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6rVKqj6V694
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pretty lads
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why is my cold tapwater practically warm?
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>>61871379
how does he get money? bennies?
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>leather watch strap needs replacing every ~18 months due to the smell

fuck sakes, these things don't come cheap.
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have settled on this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9kj2lOwyss
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>>61871314
liar
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Do you want to turn on Sticky Keys?
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How is /GF2016/ coming along lads?
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>leather watch strap needs replacing every ~18 months due to the smell

>fuck sakes, these things don't come cheap.
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>>61871451
>I was looking for a job and then I found a job
>heaven knows i'm miserable now
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hmm
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>>61871516
*pours treacle over your keyboard*
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Normies normies put them in a bin
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>>61871451
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bAJ_74tDZzU
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>>61871521
Looks like it's /GF2017/ again lad
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lucy never came
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>>61871521
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>>61871521
just ate a rustlers burger
had to take the bacon off it though, didnt want to chunder
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>>61871521
NOT very well. By september it'll be fine though cos i'll be at a different uni and finally get laid
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banter
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>>61871561
fuck sake lad still loads of time
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>>61871521
not great tbqh
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>>61871182
awful singing 2bh
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Runts runts insufferable cunts
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>>61871521
after a successful /gf2016/ we split up in January :(

she has a new bf and I haven't spoken to another girl since
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>>61871557
was just listening to this wahey (thanks ed)
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Leadsom MUST step down after her disgusting comments
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>>61871568
i didn't lose the war
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>>61871521
Yeah nah
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>>61871237
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GiqOsKngc-c
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>Eagle To Challenge Corbyn For Labour Leadership

it's like they don't want to win anymore
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>>61871611
*2015 even
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Leadsom is a posh Sarah Palin
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>>61871521
Very well
I obtained one recently
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>>61871182
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It's not (You), it's me
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Hillary "Kill All White People" Clinton
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tim gimmick is ruined

you guys exposed it
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Always wondered what Australians thought of us, hate us, like us?
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>>61871652
eagle doesn't stand a chance, she even fucked up her announcement
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>>61871611
Why did you split up? if you don't mind answering
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>>61871681
will be quite upset if hillery wins
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>>61871682
it was awful to begin with

one of the worst gimmicks I've ever seen here

completely shit and boring
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>>61871697

shut up
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>>61871748
No
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http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/pokemon-go-police-ask-players-to-stop-trying-to-catch-sandshrew-in-darwin-police-station-a7127616.html
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>- I show Sainsbury's Marlow car park from my kitchen
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>>61871727
I need you out of business sunshine
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>>61871213
sad but true
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Any of you lads served?

I was thinking about applying to the British Army, how much would I be hated for it? What are the bants like?
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>>61871718
drifted apart, bored of eachother. regret it now as It was better than nothing, can't stop thinking about her now
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>>61871697
Yeah like I reckon
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Must be weird if you're a dad and your daughter gets pregnant.

Knowing that your baby girl has had some sweaty lad blow a huge load onto her cervix.
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IM NOT TRYIN TO PULL YOU
EVEN THOUGH I WOULD LIKE TO
I THINK YOU ARE REALLY FIT
YOU'RE FIT BY MY GOSH DONT YOU KNOW IT
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Are jez
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>>61871790
my brother did, I doubt you would be hated and I think the bants are top notch
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no aggression please

i'm a pacifist
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australians are upgraded brits with a sprinkle of yugo
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>>61871832
tesco
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>>61871790
I did Officer Cadet Training at Uni it was a fucking laugh tbqh. Pretty sure you'd be fine
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>>61871778

mentioned
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>>61871886
The officer training things at uni's are full of borderline austitics from the Home Counties, don't think it reflects what actual service would be like.
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>>61871855

go home bruce
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>>61871854
sure, sure...
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>>61871911
me in the window
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MOGG?
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>sex with gf
>she asks if she can cum
>tell her no, not yet
>she does anyway
Pretty embarrassing 2bh
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literally cut the word "toilet" out my life and only say "bathroom" now

am i autistic?
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>>61871911
wtf i actually know the guy on the left
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>>61871928
b-but they gave us assault rifles
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>>61871967
Yes
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>>61871911
Where'd you find this
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what are the chances of me getting another gf who will piss on me?
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watched Hateful Eight yesterday

quentin tarantino is mentally ill
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posting some of my favourite OC kevs
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>>61871934
deserves to have his head kicked in.
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>>61871967
feels a bit dirty saying you're going to the toilet. I only say bathroom so it leaves a bit of mystery as to what i'm doing
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>>61872023
>JUST saturdays

heh
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>>61871995
>>61871988

fuck off

go on, out.
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the martian was a brilliant, brilliant film 2bh
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>>61872016
The more English she is, the higher the chances
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>>61871050
hhahaha this thread is going on r/4chan fucking kek
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havent got a SINGLE (you) in this thread. Am I even a part of this community???
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>>61872024
pretty sure violence towards women gives him a boner
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i socialise with the crew and the gang
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>>61872041
yes, the word is vulgar 2bh and i hate saying it

shame bathroom is a yankism but it's the only innocuous and polite word for the bog i can think of
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business idea: say I'm a girl looking for girls on tinder because all lesbians secretly want dick
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hmmmm lots of film plebs itt
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>>61872060
Nah you're grand
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>>61872023
>blue moon
Brits have bad taste in beer 2bh

At least this one isn't Corona and Heineken
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>>61872041
Why even tell people you are going? Just go without announcement
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more like DISunited KEKdom
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>>61872023
me in the middle
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>>61872125

ah yes, the yank is known for his magnificent palette
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>>61872102
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Tinder has changed from hookups to teenage girls fishing for confirmation that they are attractive

Uninstalled the app
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>>61872125
Beer only tastes good when it is coming out of a female front bottom
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i always got the impression 50cent was probably a really nice bloke
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>>61872189
FONT
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>his favourite film is in colour

rofl
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>Tinder has changed from hookups to teenage girls fishing for confirmation that they are attractive

>Uninstalled the app
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>>61872215
he harassed some autistic worker at an airport and put it on his instagram
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>>61872041
you're a toilet
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>>61872177
Cheap Beer: The List

Here, beer for adults
https://www.beeradvocate.com/lists/top/
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>>61872060
good post
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might start rewatching the young ones
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>>61872215
busta rhymes is an arrogant prick desu
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>>61872221
>why yes my favourite film is indeed schindler's list
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Anyone else here use Facebook but is completely invisible on it?
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Just riding the bus bois
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>>61872041
>>61872108
No bath in a toilet though
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>>61872254
Make my mouth your toilet Pierre
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>>61872274
wrong nice try tho kiddo
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>>61872265
I'm gonna re-watch the office for it's 15 year anniversary
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>>61872290
povvo out
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>>61872290
nice tarmac job there
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>>61872290
>above ground powerlines
bit third world tier that
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>>61871234
Ask her how you can improve your pickup lines and she will now have the opportunity to say something humorous or say 'idk'
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>>61872290
hmm why doesn't my sky look like that
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gonna go pick up my parcel from the shop
might get subway for lunch too desu
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How did we watch girls having a wee before the internet?
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Cat is snoring.
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>>61872290
>riding the bus
What color are you?
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>>61872325
old telephone cables matey
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>>61872338
hows your head?
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>>61872291
Saying bathroom for the toilet is an americanism, here it must have a bathroom.

I would excuse this use of yank terminology because the alternative is either poofy (lavatory) or disgusting (toilet).
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>>61872342
have a gf and they leave the door open
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>>61872373
it's okay how's yours
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hello yes 999 i'd like to report a boring post
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>>61872348
I'm snoring at this post
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>>61872397
lol
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>>61872355
that's only the situation in america
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>>61872422
I'm snoring at this post
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not eaten since noon yesterday but i have no energy to make food or eat it

also on a separate note, lianne tbqh
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>>61872397
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>>61872309
>>61872318
>>61872325
>>61872336
>>61872355
It's the Isle of fucking Wight countryside do you expect it to be fucking Tokyo tier
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>>61872395
this post rendered me comatose
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>>61872449
Alright stop it now
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>>61871089
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>>61872379
>have a gf
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>>61872453
wasn't being sarcy you twat it's a genuinely good tarmac job
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>>61872457
this post plunged me into eternal slumber
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>>61872469
>replying to a 45 minute old post

sort it out m8
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>>61872453
Don't blame your own decisions on the Isle cunt you could have a car
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>>61872376
Say men's room
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>Not saying 'gent's' when referring to the toilet

loooool stay basic boyos
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reminder to stay hydrated lads
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keep getting diarrhea lads

any idea as to why?
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Pictures of poo
Pictures of pee
Hung up on your wall, for the world to see
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what to watch tonight?
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Did used to say "little boys room" but the police nipped that one in the bud
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Corbyn going apeshit in Durham
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>>61872554
the celebration
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>>61872512
The roads are horrifying and I like using my phone and chilling on the bus desu
>>61872492
It's probably the only place with nice roads, I didn't realise it actually looked good m8
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>>61872546
bad diet
bad hygiene
IBS/Chron's disease

>>61872597
great film desu
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>>61872522
That's a turbo yankism though. Worse than bathroom.
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>>61872612
r u a dickgrill
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>>61872630
may b
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water closet
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alright lads

how do i stop worrying about peoples opinions of me
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made an absolute fool of myself saying bye to my gramgram last night lads

i really hate being autistic
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What should I get from the barbers lads? Feeling an eight back and sides and just getting the top tided up.
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AAAAAGH
AAAAAAAAAAGH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

*stirs, panting and sweating and shaking*

JOHNNY NO! THEY BLEW YOUR LEGS OFF JOHNNY!

*breathes heavily as I wade through the trenches in my dreams, hearing screams and orders, bullet fire and grenades going off*

sergeant, please don't make us go over the top, please don't make us go over the top, please don't make us go over the top, please don't make us go over the top, pleasedon'tmakeusgooverthetop

*clutches my carved crucifix in one hand, muttering a prayer as I shake*

THOSE BLOODY KRAUTS HAVE MACHINE GUNS, GET DOWN COOPER!

*a Kraut bursts through the trench wall in the tunnels and I can feel his knife*

*wakes up screaming*

..it...it was just a dream...
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Dortmund o4.5 looking dire
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>>61872681
fuck sake

get a one on the sides m8
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>>61872664
improve yourself = improves your confidence and peoples opinions of you
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>>61872554
thats a nice list of fedora films
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>>61872664
When you see someone fuck up you tend to forget about it within a day

It's like that with other people
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>>61872681

you know you want to
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>>61872692
on my knees
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>>61872681
no.1 on left side with Ah Yes shaved into it, the right side being trimmed and gelled into a fedora.

Become a meme
Live the dream
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why do europeans hate us so much lads
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>>61872685
this was a thoroughly disappointing post if i'm honest
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>>61872554
what is the one middle bottom

is it bright summer day?
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>>61872677
how did you fuck it up?
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I get 5 minutes into a film and instantly close it unless its amazing

How do I improve my attention span
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craving a strawberry cake
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>>61872664
no one really cares what you do until you hit your 30s, dont worry about it
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>>61872325
Above ground powerlines are superior in every way including aesthetic
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>>61872745
brits abroad give a bad impression
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hate yanks i do
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>>61872745
Cus we the best in Europe senpai
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>>61872652
pics
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>>61872792
Hi lad
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>>61872821
FOY
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accidentally managed to get scurvy, what am I like
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>>61872747
A Time to Live, a Time to Die

a brighter summer day is 10/10
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> gym tonight alone on a saturday night
> drinking alone tonight on a saturday night
f-feels good
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>>61872844
do you eat nothing but instant noodles?
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>>61872870
Drinking after the gym?
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>>61872813
not for sc*users
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>>61872870
*strokes your hair*
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>>61872844
Fucking how? Even if you avoid citrus most vegetables contain Vitamin C.
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>eating biscuits on my bed
>now my beds all crumby and spiky and I can't get them off

someone must pay for this
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>tfw work in a fairly normal restaurant
>tfw do a bit of everything
>tfw threw 2 people out from the bar last night because they were abusing a family

felt really good, i'm quite timid but it really annoyed me they were causing a scene in my workplace so i took control and grabbed one of them and dragged him out with the other one following me
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@61872870

living the dream
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>>61872895
>not drinking after going to the gym
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N
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>Use the threat of invoking article 50 to get more opt-outs and a better deal
>Have another referendum
>Remain wins in a landslide
>UK cucks the EU
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my gf wants to come over to mine tonight but I dread the thought of my parents meeting her tbqh, don't really want it to be awkward
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>>61872870
Holy shit your me.
>>61872895
If he's like me only on the weekends.
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>>61872895
finished my workout routine for a week with good progress

i know i shouldn't but I'm downing a few cheeky ones
>>61872902
*pushes you gently*

I-I don't swing th-that way...i think...
*looks at the ground shamefully*
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http://www.strawpoll.me/10704813

very important poll

http://www.strawpoll.me/10704813
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>>61872908
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>>61872908
Implying the slob who eats biscuits in bed is going to get out if his bed.
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Wish Netflix had a better collection of black and white films
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WHO SAID I LIED BECAUSE I NEVER, I NEVER
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>>61872939
I can't do that, it just feels like I've wasted the workout. I do drink on my rest days sometimes though, and whenever I go out drinking, just not a fan of alcohol in general though desu
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>>61872910
>bar last night because they were abusing a family
What were they doing to the family?
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>>61872969

Blacked does.
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>>61872929
>Have another referendum
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>>61872969
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>>61872994
AND SO I DRANK ONE IT BECAME FOUR AND I WHEN I FELL ON THE FLOOR I DRANK MORE
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>>61873004
patter
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>>61872996
>just not a fan of alcohol in general though desu
wow excuse me you are NOT welcome here
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STOP ME
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>>61873004
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just had 2 (two) cheese rolls someone had better hold me back
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>tfw no annoying jewish slag gf
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Aah yes, the depressed incel lifestyle whilst studying - Universitycel? I know dem feels.

Let me picture the scene... you awaken each day to find a new cyst or zit on your face, almost as though God is playing a cruel joke with you in perpetual torment. All red and freshly squeezed until bleeding, you venture out of the door, head down, almost ashamed to look up at your student peers.

You attend lectures, unable to focus and obsessing about your lack of interaction with the female species. Yet you look around and almost every other demographic of male - rockers, goths, nerds, jocks, exchange students, normalfags - all seemingly have an endless line of fawning shitcunts in their social circle. Where did it all go so wrong for you?

The day continues, featuring meaningless interactions with 'friends', and constant reminders about what you are missing. You try to play pool, go for beers, go to the cinema... but nothing allows you escape from the loneliness.

Then it's an early-ish night in on your own, either firing up the MMORPG or simply lying on a bed, wanking and crying - haunted by the procession of high heels click-clacking outside in the distance, and bursts of occasional accompanying joyous banter which puncture your soul. If you are depressed now, you really don't want to know what the 6+ cunts are getting up to at night with the manly alphas... you really don't.

And how to get through all that and concentrate on your studies? Just LOL. University is supposed to be equal parts academia and social expansion. If one part suffers, the other is negatively affected. Sorry son, no-one helped me get through it - because there was no help to give. You just have to grind out and force yourself daily to work on your studies.
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never had alcohol in my life

neither muslim nor underage
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>>61873012
me on the right, out of the shot, wanking sorrowfully
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>>61873002
They had some peanuts of something and they kept throwing them at a table then started arguing with the mum when she said something to them
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>>61873039
M8 pls, I still have drink on hand in case I get the urge but I hardly even drink now, guess I just prefer the sober feeling, or maybe I'm less depressed nowadays
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>I'm not a fan of alcohol
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>>61873059
Mormon? Son of a drunk?
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>>61873059
literally me until about a month ago its a bit shit really
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>>61873054
I remember when I lived in France as a teenager and saw women like this all the time, at the beach and walking around the city. I assumed that the UK would not only be full of these women, but that they wouldn't be obnoxious, uptight hypergamous cunts to boot.
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after you've had a gf for a while, seeing a naked girl in front of you is nothing special, just regular
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>>61873077
desu I'm still starting off with a proper routine so i can afford to get snoggered for now because I'm literally lifting no more than 50kg on any given workout
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>>61873059
i have had alcohol, but ive never been drunk. can't risk finding the courage to kill myself
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>>61873072
>me on the left seeking safe refuge
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>>61873057
If you think I'm reading all this you are having a LAUGH
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>>61873087
>>61873090
just sheltered

parents never really drank either
feel like im missing out
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>>61873059
*hands you a shot glass and a bottle of russian standard*
*strokes your hair softly while smelling it*
we are gunna have a good nite 2nite kiddo...
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>>61873129
I did as well but even now I've started I still feel like i'm missing out on something nights out are still a bit shit.
>>
zoe
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>>61873191
this you?
>>
do NOT tread on me
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>>61873224
*treads on you*
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had asmr videos autoplaying for about 4 hours now
>>
doing a banter in some BLM youtube comments
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e62M-5-7ajY

> Yank """""music"""""

remind me again why we let these idiots rule the world?
>>
>>61873191
she looks like the kind of girl who beta orbits hot guys who don't want her but wouldn't consider anyone in her league or below
>>
My bong is disgustingly dirty.

Really should give it a clean.
>>
Anyone watch the new Marco Polo and want to have a chat about it?
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>>61873279
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>>61873059
The first time I got drunk was from moonshine, it doesn't taste good but it makes you drunk fast
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>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AHJYrO1xZNk

We NEED to go back lads
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why is it that only 4GB+ films are decent quality

surely they're all 1080p
>>
LEEEEEEEEEEEEEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY
>>
last night these two bouncers
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THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST
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>>61873076
Fucking retards.
>>
post quality has plummeted in the last few minutes
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pennis and also dicke and balls
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>>61873299
N-Nevermind lads, I'll start pooposting now instead.
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>>61873416
Just like the pound tbqh
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Now a square with a horn,
can make you wish you weren't born,
ever'time he plays;
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i am very ugly
my face can give people depression
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>>61873459
:[
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https://i.4cdn.org/f/know_your_destiny.swf
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>>61873392
THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST OF POO
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>>61873447
don't actually need my drive tarmacking atm so fuck off please thanks
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>A good quality classic mini now costs £5,000
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>>61873299
I didn't know there was such a show, any good?
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>>61873495
Triggered
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>>61873495
Looks like someone can't handle the banter, just stating the obvious lad
>>
>The Weinstein Company

ahhhh yes
>>
my flaccid penis is small and pathetic and only I am allowed to see it
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>>61873552
(((Weinstein)))
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrHxPA9fNIE

REALLY don't like blacks 2bh
(that's not a doll)
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>eats crisps on the bed
>now my bed is REALLY crumby

ARRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>61873522
Yes it's pretty good imo, it focuses less on historical accuracy in favour of action and drama but it's nailed down the portrayal of Mongolian/Chinese culture and is very entertaining, if you enjoy the first season then the second is even better because it focuses less on Marco and more on the political intrigue in the Khans court.
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>>61873628
Thanks, I'll give it a shot
>>
Not sure if people are aware but racism is banned in /brit/.
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business idea: buy a 100 inch projector screen + projector for only £150
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want to get a car because being a bus prole is suffering

might do so in a couple of paydays time desu
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>>61873603
why the fuck doesn't he take the kids jesus christ what an idiot
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>>61873671
What will you project onto it?
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>>61873584
pics
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>>61873657
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>>61873684
Yes good goy, buy yourself a car

Public transport is bad, drive to work every day instead! My cousin Chaim might have a parking spot if you pay an additional small fee
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i got that pokemon go thingy lads, the thing is, theres fuck all here
>>
literally EVERY interview with a politician ever :

>Did you not say/do X?
>Well, it's not what I did/said that's the problem
>It's a yes or no question
>Well let's talk about the more important issue of
>Answer the question
>Well I might of, but..
>It's a simple yes or no question
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>>61873764
how does it work?
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>>61873751
i've got a parking spot with my flat, i just don't use it
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>>61873767
can you blame them?
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>>61873784
no fuckin clue, might pop down the center of town and see if theres anything there
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started learning spanish lads

how many weeks until i'm fluent do you reckon?
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>>61873854
1
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>>61873854
10
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>>61873854
5
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>>61873787
And where are you going to park when you drive to work?
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>>61873906
in the car park
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>>61873890
>>61873890
>>61873890
>>61873890
>>61873890
new thread lads haha
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>>61873877
>>61873883
>>61873899
some wildly different numbers here

i'll take the median. 5 seems about reasonable cheers lads
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>>61871301
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n8CYAXRGuxU
>40,000 views
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>>61873253
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-8xifj4sWA
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