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#KeepCorbyn edition
>>61873890
Thanks just taking this thread lads
how does this pokemon go thingy work lads?
why are bus drivers always grumpy rasheeds?
>>61873959
I think you basically just walk around and find pokemon around your city, check /vg/ to see if they've got a general up
business idea: buy up lots of $1 plots in Detroit and sell them off at a high price when the city eventually gets gentrified
>>61873978
hmmm
Can any of you lads tell me which pokemon, if any, are in Glasgow?
Highest ratio of historic race car importance to volume right here.
hmm...
*does fuck all*
ah yes very good use of my weekend
>Thousands of autists are walking around town with their phones out right now searching for pokemon
just ate 600 calories and stomach is still rumbling
wtf lads
>>61873999
I'm from Detroit and the Chinese are already doing this
>>61874023
dumbledore
>>61874058
doesn't mean anything
a food with a large volume will fill you up but can have a low amount of calories
Fuck this meme country
>>61874056
>There might be qt girls walking around town you can challenge to pokemon battles
>>61873999
Real estate in the US is Russian roulette. Regional economic developments and population movement patterns are unpredictable, and judging by the availability of empty space all their land values are largely artificial anyway.
gf might be pregnant lads
>>61874051
spent mine learning spanish and exercising so far
feels good 2bh
ED MILIBAND
Someone needs to put the Scottish out of their misery already
got a bit of smeg on me bellend lads what do
It's 12:30am on a Saturday and my dad walked into my room telling me I should go to bed
What a tosser
>>61874150
I like this man, he drops some good bants
>>61874173
email it to me
>>61874178
What the fuck
>>61874178
*dips tea bag in and out a few times and lets the aroma venture into my nostrils*
mmmm...
*takes the tea bag out and disposes of it, sipping the tea and leaning back into my chair*
Mmm yes ah very good post hmmm
>>61874178
hahaha fucking child
>>61874178
ah yes, the Australian timezone of GMT -15
>>61874178
want tucking in lad?
Doing a stone and watching movies
>>61874231
this is b8
>>61874287
I have literally no space left for films
My internet speed is 1.0MB/s max
Its horrible
>>61874287
>go to white castle
FOY
too many normans about
>>61873890
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-8xifj4sWA
new dvd just came in the post lads
lads you've gotta let me know
are we human or are we dancer?
>>61874216
>he's an adult who posts on /brit/
Concerning
>>61874364
really makes you think
have anime posters finally disappeared?
>>61874391
yeah, just need to get rid of the kpop posters now
>>61874352
do they use the dollar in wales now
>>61873890
just got a 1200 quid cheque in the post lads. have to wait till monday to cash it tho
roooooo
>>61874352
very nice
>>61874391
saturday is no anime day on /brit/
if you post anime on a saturday your mum will die in her sleep that night
>>61874391
We're among you, having infiltrated the deepest parts of /brit/
cucks BTFO
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/brexit-government-rejects-eu-referendum-petition-latest-a7128306.html
>>61874423
Bloody normans
le sigh
>>61874352
are they getting BLEACHED by white police officers? otherwise i aint watching
>>61874412
need 1k of that for a lucrative business opportunity
I can pay you back the 1k plus an extra 4k within 4 months
The EU Referendum Act received Royal Assent in December 2015. The Act was scrutinised and debated in Parliament during its passage and agreed by both the House of Commons and the House of Lords. The Act set out the terms under which the referendum would take place, including provisions for setting the date, franchise and the question that would appear on the ballot paper. The Act did not set a threshold for the result or for minimum turnout.
As the Prime Minister made clear in his statement to the House of Commons on 27 June, the referendum was one of the biggest democratic exercises in British history with over 33 million people having their say. The Prime Minister and Government have been clear that this was a once in a generation vote and, as the Prime Minister has said, the decision must be respected. We must now prepare for the process to exit the EU and the Government is committed to ensuring the best possible outcome for the British people in the negotiations.
Foreign and Commonwealth Office
Just tried to explain the concept and appeal of karen to my son lads
not quite sure he understood
>>61874410
yeah since the pound is worth about as much as zimbabwean disney dollars
who was the first person to say 'really makes you think'?
really makes you think
>>61874485
me
>>61874433
>>61874485
Literally me
what film should i watch tonight lads
>>61874485
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhnsC2V4_0w
jezza
>>61874485
been saying it since 1997 on IRC
weekly reminder that if you post anime on /brit/ today your mum will actually die in her sleep tonight
>>61874472
you posted this the other day
post something else
>>61874469
tell me more lad
*leans back in my chair with my fingers together*
why is Switzerland's flag a square lmao
>>61874508
99 homes
>Interstellar
>Top Rated Movies #32
rightfully deserved
think i might have cancer lads
>>61874508
Dunno lad, I watched Unbreakable last night and enjoyed that if you want to give it a watch, tonight I was thinking about watching Tomorrowland, seems like a fun adventure film for a manchild like me
>>61874554
can't disclose intimate details about the deal but I can say that I have exposed a massive market for a certain product in romania and I have all the rights to sell them over there just need extra funds to buy stock
going to get my revenge on europe for making the pound's value so shit
i'm going to be an EXTRA big nuisance when i hit up magaluf with the lads next month
>>61874508
out1
The great debate
reeeee when is 4od going to let me watch qualifying
>>61874629
/brit/ lads holiday when
really meks yuh tink yunnuh
>>61874629
Retard: the post
Giving chavs the ability to vote caused this
Decided to have a mid afternoon fry up, forgot to get sausages but still tastes so good
>>61874162
>how to know if you're a twat
>having different opinions to me in the CURRENT YEAR
>>61874664
selassie i jah
>>61874677
it's ok you can have mine x
I've never felt love like this before lads. Sometimes I fall asleep with this picture open on my laptop
I'm so terribly alone
>>61874592
Where? I don't see it
fly too stupid to get out the window, buzzing around and annoying me instead
cannot fabricate
>>61874642
leggings are GOAT tier slagwear
>>61874677
mint
rotten tomatoes is a shit website with awful critics
>>61874707
>not falling asleep with /brit/ open
>>61874440
>/Brit/ meet up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGv8CFDj5yI
>the state of this so-called summer weather
have not seen the sun since may
>>61874729
have you ever been in love
>>61874739
bet that room fucking stinks
hmm
it's 2016 we need to build bridges not walls
>>61874707
Me too. It's partly due to never having experienced mutual love in my teen years that I'm such a dysfunctional adult and have difficulties forming bonds with people.
>>61874677
gorgeous
>>61874666
>EUcuck doesn't like democratic voting
Shocking
if I don't find a gf to love me within the next month I'm probably going to commit honestly
>>61874797
but houses need walls or else they'll be cold
checkmate leftists
>>61874739
looks quite impressive when they run round in the circle desu
First I felt :( ... Then I felt :l and now I feel (("⊙⊙"))
>>61874707
>want gf
>do a wank
>don't want gf
everytime
>my anime post was the only one that was deleted
what
The Mogg and Jezza diptych.
>>61874869
Probably because as I said a while ago, your posts are very plain and boring.
>>61874841
having a gf is SOOO OVERRATED
Sorry if this is an inappropriate time but I have a qt black gf and it's brilliant
>>61874879
*forces your head*
Reminder that you idiots who like Nigel because he goes to the pub and is a "lad" are just as dumb as the dindus who votes for Obama purely because of his race
got blue balls that could kill a horse lads
>>61874879
her face isnt even good enough for my grundle
>>61874863
that doesn't help. It's to the point where I don't even want to jerk off anymore. I just want to fall asleep with someone I love in my arms.
There's this cute girl I work with and we have a lot in common, and I see her all the time but we never talk and I don't even acknowledge her or look at her or anything because I'm a nervous wreck. I'm going to die alone
>>61874909
had a chuckle at this
>>61874912
absolutely certain that Obama doesn't like real ale
your argument is dust
>>61874941
jerk it out anyways
love is just a chemical
how are people playing pokemon GO if it's not out in the UK yet?
>>61874849
>houses need walls
look at him
look at this imbecile
LOOK AT THIS POOR POOR NAIVIE CREATURE
HOW BLUEPILLED DO YOU HAVE TO BE TO COME UP WITH SUCH A STATEMENT
I MEAN REALLY
YOUR VIEW OF THE WORLD IS MERELY WHAT HAS BEEN PUT IN FRONT OF YOU, ISN'T IT?
YOU ARE MERELY A PUPPET ON A STRING, AREN'T YOU?
"Houses need walls" ... Pathetic soul.
>love is just a chemical
https://twitter.com/LeFroggyPenguin/status/751072695757004800
lmao
>>61874948
show some fucking respect
rape is not funny
>>61874986
you can just download it from apkmirror
>>61875003
haha!
*under my breath* fucking idiot
>>61874941
Get a drug addiction, the drugs will always love you and much less likely to leave you than a woman
>>61874906
good lad
>>61874991
can confirm, currently living in a cave in the lake district
the filth won't find me here
i'll die before i pay my TV license fine
>>61874912
>idiots who like Nigel
Does not compute
i literally smell like piss
i am dressed in a green t-shirt and red shorts
you'll all work for me one day
feel sorry for you earthworms that need walls on your house to survive
I live in an old ASDA shopping trolley and my life is infinitely better than yours
>>61875085
I want you out of business sunshine.
reading about powerful and influential women in history on a feminist blog
very interesting stuff
i have no underwear on me
lots of piss stains in the netting
>>61875085
>implying i'll ever work
>>61875033
overdosing on heroin actually sounds kinda nice. Maybe I'll shoot up, tie a belt around my neck, turn the bathtub water on, put a bag over my head and drift off or something to make sure I die
what's up with the weird slang??
>tfw it's likely that no amount of wealth could compensate for your complete lack of social skills
>>61875000
>I am above mere brain chemistry
>>61875118
throw it in the canal
imagine if you'd act and speak in real life as you did here
>>61875132
i'll be your friend if you pay me
>>61874912
Nige has actually done great things for our country though
>>61875085
*kills you with one punch*
>>61875174
I do, and that's why I have several community orders against me
Loling at this cunt
reminder that mcdonnell and abbott are holding jeremy corbyn hostage
someone call the rozzers
>>61875014
This. Bunch of very insensitive users on /int/ernational board lately....
>>61875255
int is not your personal army
>>61875194
I'm thinking more along the lines of picking up women. I could wear a thousand dollar suit and have a dinner with a lady in the garden of a million dollar villa, and I still wouldn't know what to say, and secretly think "why doesn't she undress herself already".
>>61875174
*someone knocks on the bathroom door*
"doing a poo!"
>>61875072
If you are going down to lick a fanny but it smells like piss, should you keep licking?
*rubs my boner on you through my pants* dude relax it's just a social experiment
*relaxes in the name of science*
>>61875255
t. jealous cause he looks better than your girlfriend
>20 degrees with light rain
>>61875276
perhaps you should stop objectifying women
>>61875270
And Corbyn has certainly backed that shadow cabinet
wahey ;)
the fly is back lads
>>61875270
>jezza has unironically shagged this "woman"
he better have just been wingmanning and taking one for the team
>>61875351
didnt laugh at this
How's everyone handling this crazy weather of late?
>>61875255
CAN'T fucking stand my generation desu goddamn. These people are the whiniest, most pathetic people I've ever met. I can guarantee he's never worked a day in his life.
It's also funny because these people go on about hating gender roles and blah blah but they'll be the first to make fun of someone for having a blue collar job. They're literally reinforcing gender roles by saying blue collar jobs are only for "tough guys". lmao fuck igoanoanogaogieaog
>>61875290
when my gf went to the loo but i was in the mood to lick her up I just lubed her fanny up with strawberry flavoured lube and had her sit on my face and i went tongueing
didn't notice a piss smell or taste at all
kent
How's it going laddos? First post in a week
>>61875382
My Grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my
mother said to him, 'If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you
have to stop immediately.'. Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized
what exactly was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he
died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to
me- 'Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your
Grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 28, I have never touched a
cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done
it, because your post gave me cancer anyway.
>>61875276
take some mdma then
>>61875276
>a thousand dollar suit
>a dinner with a lady in the garden of a million dollar villa,
You don't need to open your mouth with such things, just let the lady do her job.
>>61875396
jesus christ do you have no self respect
>>61875398
POKEMON GO! happened
Jesus: "Blessed are the poor..."
You: No Jesus, ALL people are blessed! As the Messiah you should know better.
>>61875384
>>61875397
kent more like bent
>>61875419
i've got plenty
unironically eating a pasty
>>61875331
I don't objectify women, I objectify everyone. The difference is that I don't want to stick my peener into guys.
>>61875396
breddy good idea
>>61875410
laughing at your misfortune to be quite honest.
>>61875457
a Michigan pasty?
unknown woman was in the kitchen before
the piss emanating from my crotch made her go away
>>61875420
So I heard. I was a bit too old for pokemon when it came out and the card craze bullshit happened so I don't see the hype.
t. 28 year old
>>61875485
>I don't objectify women, I objectify everyone.
do trannies seriously think they look good? How delusional can you be lol I mean whatever floats your boat but you look disgusting
>>61875066
>>61875236
>>61875419
enjoyed these posts
Just watched a video how to make jamacian chicken patties. Might make some tomorrow.
/Shamberleaf/
I'm going to emigrate to the UK the very moment you all leave the European Union.
>>61875518
What the fuck happened to you lot?
>>61875551
They should unironically be put in mental asylums
listening to dank cymraeg folk choons lads
https://youtu.be/njusQs4thWk
DESIGNATED BICYCLE LANE
>>61875577
virginia mentioned
>>61875564
didn't enjoy your post tho
>>61875577
>not Toker's Choice
>>61875583
im not a videogame character
>>61875582
bring your sister then at least
>>61875396
>drunk tart wants you to go down on her
>you realise she has probably had at least 10 wees over the course of the night
>>61875577
embarrassing, only peasants smoke anything other than golden v
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CdM5RKBFTQU
>>61875624
do not reply to me ever again you snivelling worm
>>61875644
I'm one of 7 men and we're all Crimean Tatars
>>61875615
Shame it wasn't golden, eh?
rate my fit
>>61875660
>tfw no fat black mate to smoke weed and banter with
ALMOST HEAVEN
WEST VIRGINIA
>>61875715
Literally the worst i've ever seen.
Needs putting down.
>>61875718
COUNTRY ROAD
TAKE ME HOME
>>61875690
never buy this as it contains the word virgin
bet the govt is reading this fuck you Obama nigger fag lol
>>61875715
People like this need to be publicly beaten
bum
>There is an entire race that has achieved NOTHING that is telling us we should hinder ourselves to help them
The race war has to happen soon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YtBdiNghl7c
Brilliant film
Easily a 9/10
>tfw demonised by the establishment and the elites for being "thick" and shouldn't be trusted to vote on important things
lol ok
Just sorted out the garden lads
what have YOU achieved today?
>>61875793
fucking WEW
P A R I S
A
R
I
S
>>61875804
Copies out yet la?
>>61875715
stop posting pictures of me
>>61875793
VERY nice post
>>61875811
Vacuumed the apartment. Discovered that I can order Indian food from one of the local takeouts through the internet.
dad
This is a girl I know
wish she would just post full nudes already ffs her tits are massive
>>61875843
nonce
>>61874162
>Farage:
>>61875843
would
>>61875857
What a disgusting arse.
>>61875847
loool Morality Man needs to up his /fa/ game
That fit is dire.
>>61875857
>tattoos
>>61875857
why do yanks love fat women so much? is that the only women you know?
>>61875883
bent
chooooooooooooon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kW3cIU2B_AA
>>61875843
need to learn croatian lads
Is £1200 reasonable for a deposit?
>>61875847
Average day out in the north of England
>>61875796
>>61875900
Have some self respect lad.
>>61875857
>shit tats
>dirty room
Binned.
>nicked some speakers with a subwoofer from work
>>61875917
If your rent is 800 then yeah
>>61875857
>posts almost-nude photos on the internet
>claims that the viewer is in the wrong for wanting to see her crotch
Literally mentally damaged.
getting my daily dose of /r/publicfreakout
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1468025199632.webm
absolute choon 2bqh lads https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JJsq0GbpPg
>>61875898
How in the FUCK is she fat is this some sort of Euro meme I don't know about or what you low test fags think anything that isn't skin and bone is fat.
>>61875917
usually 1 months rent + like £100 desu
so probably not
>>61874352
>Black grills getting WHITED
Good taste
feeling a little tender lads, wouldn't mind if you stopped posting pictures of cute girls
thanks
