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#KeepCorbyn edition
>>61873890
Thanks just taking this thread lads
how does this pokemon go thingy work lads?
why are bus drivers always grumpy rasheeds?
>>61873959
I think you basically just walk around and find pokemon around your city, check /vg/ to see if they've got a general up
business idea: buy up lots of $1 plots in Detroit and sell them off at a high price when the city eventually gets gentrified
>>61873978
hmmm
Can any of you lads tell me which pokemon, if any, are in Glasgow?
Highest ratio of historic race car importance to volume right here.
hmm...
*does fuck all*
ah yes very good use of my weekend
>Thousands of autists are walking around town with their phones out right now searching for pokemon
just ate 600 calories and stomach is still rumbling
wtf lads
>>61873999
I'm from Detroit and the Chinese are already doing this
>>61874023
dumbledore
>>61874058
doesn't mean anything
a food with a large volume will fill you up but can have a low amount of calories
Fuck this meme country
>>61874056
>There might be qt girls walking around town you can challenge to pokemon battles
>>61873999
Real estate in the US is Russian roulette. Regional economic developments and population movement patterns are unpredictable, and judging by the availability of empty space all their land values are largely artificial anyway.
gf might be pregnant lads
>>61874051
spent mine learning spanish and exercising so far
feels good 2bh
ED MILIBAND
Someone needs to put the Scottish out of their misery already
got a bit of smeg on me bellend lads what do
It's 12:30am on a Saturday and my dad walked into my room telling me I should go to bed
What a tosser
>>61874150
I like this man, he drops some good bants
>>61874173
email it to me
>>61874178
What the fuck
>>61874178
*dips tea bag in and out a few times and lets the aroma venture into my nostrils*
mmmm...
*takes the tea bag out and disposes of it, sipping the tea and leaning back into my chair*
Mmm yes ah very good post hmmm
>>61874178
hahaha fucking child
>>61874178
ah yes, the Australian timezone of GMT -15
>>61874178
want tucking in lad?
Doing a stone and watching movies
>>61874231
this is b8
>>61874287
I have literally no space left for films
My internet speed is 1.0MB/s max
Its horrible
>>61874287
>go to white castle
FOY
too many normans about
new dvd just came in the post lads
lads you've gotta let me know
are we human or are we dancer?
>>61874216
>he's an adult who posts on /brit/
Concerning
>>61874364
really makes you think
have anime posters finally disappeared?
>>61874391
yeah, just need to get rid of the kpop posters now
>>61874352
do they use the dollar in wales now
>>61873890
just got a 1200 quid cheque in the post lads. have to wait till monday to cash it tho
roooooo
>>61874352
very nice
>>61874391
saturday is no anime day on /brit/
if you post anime on a saturday your mum will die in her sleep that night
>>61874391
We're among you, having infiltrated the deepest parts of /brit/
>>61874423
Bloody normans
le sigh
>>61874352
are they getting BLEACHED by white police officers? otherwise i aint watching
>>61874412
need 1k of that for a lucrative business opportunity
I can pay you back the 1k plus an extra 4k within 4 months
The EU Referendum Act received Royal Assent in December 2015. The Act was scrutinised and debated in Parliament during its passage and agreed by both the House of Commons and the House of Lords. The Act set out the terms under which the referendum would take place, including provisions for setting the date, franchise and the question that would appear on the ballot paper. The Act did not set a threshold for the result or for minimum turnout.
As the Prime Minister made clear in his statement to the House of Commons on 27 June, the referendum was one of the biggest democratic exercises in British history with over 33 million people having their say. The Prime Minister and Government have been clear that this was a once in a generation vote and, as the Prime Minister has said, the decision must be respected. We must now prepare for the process to exit the EU and the Government is committed to ensuring the best possible outcome for the British people in the negotiations.
Foreign and Commonwealth Office
Just tried to explain the concept and appeal of karen to my son lads
not quite sure he understood
>>61874410
yeah since the pound is worth about as much as zimbabwean disney dollars
who was the first person to say 'really makes you think'?
really makes you think
>>61874485
Literally me
what film should i watch tonight lads
jezza
>>61874485
been saying it since 1997 on IRC
weekly reminder that if you post anime on /brit/ today your mum will actually die in her sleep tonight
>>61874472
you posted this the other day
post something else
>>61874469
tell me more lad
*leans back in my chair with my fingers together*
why is Switzerland's flag a square lmao
>>61874508
99 homes
>Interstellar
>Top Rated Movies #32
rightfully deserved
think i might have cancer lads
>>61874508
Dunno lad, I watched Unbreakable last night and enjoyed that if you want to give it a watch, tonight I was thinking about watching Tomorrowland, seems like a fun adventure film for a manchild like me
>>61874554
can't disclose intimate details about the deal but I can say that I have exposed a massive market for a certain product in romania and I have all the rights to sell them over there just need extra funds to buy stock
going to get my revenge on europe for making the pound's value so shit
i'm going to be an EXTRA big nuisance when i hit up magaluf with the lads next month
The great debate
reeeee when is 4od going to let me watch qualifying
>>61874629
/brit/ lads holiday when
really meks yuh tink yunnuh
>>61874629
Retard: the post
Giving chavs the ability to vote caused this
Decided to have a mid afternoon fry up, forgot to get sausages but still tastes so good
>>61874162
>how to know if you're a twat
>having different opinions to me in the CURRENT YEAR
>>61874664
selassie i jah
>>61874677
it's ok you can have mine x
I've never felt love like this before lads. Sometimes I fall asleep with this picture open on my laptop
I'm so terribly alone
>>61874592
Where? I don't see it
fly too stupid to get out the window, buzzing around and annoying me instead
cannot fabricate
>>61874642
leggings are GOAT tier slagwear
>>61874677
mint
rotten tomatoes is a shit website with awful critics
>>61874707
>not falling asleep with /brit/ open
>/Brit/ meet up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGv8CFDj5yI
>the state of this so-called summer weather
have not seen the sun since may
>>61874729
have you ever been in love
>>61874739
bet that room fucking stinks
hmm
it's 2016 we need to build bridges not walls
>>61874707
Me too. It's partly due to never having experienced mutual love in my teen years that I'm such a dysfunctional adult and have difficulties forming bonds with people.
>>61874677
gorgeous
>>61874666
>EUcuck doesn't like democratic voting
Shocking
if I don't find a gf to love me within the next month I'm probably going to commit honestly
>>61874797
but houses need walls or else they'll be cold
checkmate leftists
>>61874739
looks quite impressive when they run round in the circle desu
First I felt :( ... Then I felt :l and now I feel (("⊙⊙"))
>>61874707
>want gf
>do a wank
>don't want gf
everytime
>my anime post was the only one that was deleted
what
The Mogg and Jezza diptych.
>>61874869
Probably because as I said a while ago, your posts are very plain and boring.
>>61874841
having a gf is SOOO OVERRATED
Sorry if this is an inappropriate time but I have a qt black gf and it's brilliant
>>61874879
*forces your head*
Reminder that you idiots who like Nigel because he goes to the pub and is a "lad" are just as dumb as the dindus who votes for Obama purely because of his race
got blue balls that could kill a horse lads
>>61874879
her face isnt even good enough for my grundle
>>61874863
that doesn't help. It's to the point where I don't even want to jerk off anymore. I just want to fall asleep with someone I love in my arms.
There's this cute girl I work with and we have a lot in common, and I see her all the time but we never talk and I don't even acknowledge her or look at her or anything because I'm a nervous wreck. I'm going to die alone
>>61874909
had a chuckle at this
>>61874912
absolutely certain that Obama doesn't like real ale
your argument is dust
>>61874941
jerk it out anyways
love is just a chemical
how are people playing pokemon GO if it's not out in the UK yet?
>>61874849
>houses need walls
look at him
look at this imbecile
LOOK AT THIS POOR POOR NAIVIE CREATURE
HOW BLUEPILLED DO YOU HAVE TO BE TO COME UP WITH SUCH A STATEMENT
I MEAN REALLY
YOUR VIEW OF THE WORLD IS MERELY WHAT HAS BEEN PUT IN FRONT OF YOU, ISN'T IT?
YOU ARE MERELY A PUPPET ON A STRING, AREN'T YOU?
"Houses need walls" ... Pathetic soul.
>love is just a chemical
>>61874948
show some fucking respect
rape is not funny
>>61874986
you can just download it from apkmirror
>>61875003
haha!
*under my breath* fucking idiot
>>61874941
Get a drug addiction, the drugs will always love you and much less likely to leave you than a woman
>>61874906
good lad
>>61874991
can confirm, currently living in a cave in the lake district
the filth won't find me here
i'll die before i pay my TV license fine
>>61874912
>idiots who like Nigel
Does not compute
i literally smell like piss
i am dressed in a green t-shirt and red shorts
you'll all work for me one day
feel sorry for you earthworms that need walls on your house to survive
I live in an old ASDA shopping trolley and my life is infinitely better than yours
>>61875085
I want you out of business sunshine.
reading about powerful and influential women in history on a feminist blog
very interesting stuff
i have no underwear on me
lots of piss stains in the netting
>>61875085
>implying i'll ever work
>>61875033
overdosing on heroin actually sounds kinda nice. Maybe I'll shoot up, tie a belt around my neck, turn the bathtub water on, put a bag over my head and drift off or something to make sure I die
what's up with the weird slang??
>tfw it's likely that no amount of wealth could compensate for your complete lack of social skills
>>61875000
>I am above mere brain chemistry
>>61875118
throw it in the canal
imagine if you'd act and speak in real life as you did here
>>61875132
i'll be your friend if you pay me
>>61874912
Nige has actually done great things for our country though
>>61875085
*kills you with one punch*
>>61875174
I do, and that's why I have several community orders against me
Loling at this cunt
reminder that mcdonnell and abbott are holding jeremy corbyn hostage
someone call the rozzers
>>61875014
This. Bunch of very insensitive users on /int/ernational board lately....
>>61875255
int is not your personal army
>>61875194
I'm thinking more along the lines of picking up women. I could wear a thousand dollar suit and have a dinner with a lady in the garden of a million dollar villa, and I still wouldn't know what to say, and secretly think "why doesn't she undress herself already".
>>61875174
*someone knocks on the bathroom door*
"doing a poo!"
>>61875072
If you are going down to lick a fanny but it smells like piss, should you keep licking?
*rubs my boner on you through my pants* dude relax it's just a social experiment
*relaxes in the name of science*
>>61875255
t. jealous cause he looks better than your girlfriend
>20 degrees with light rain
>>61875276
perhaps you should stop objectifying women
>>61875270
And Corbyn has certainly backed that shadow cabinet
wahey ;)
the fly is back lads
>>61875270
>jezza has unironically shagged this "woman"
he better have just been wingmanning and taking one for the team
>>61875351
didnt laugh at this
How's everyone handling this crazy weather of late?
>>61875255
CAN'T fucking stand my generation desu goddamn. These people are the whiniest, most pathetic people I've ever met. I can guarantee he's never worked a day in his life.
It's also funny because these people go on about hating gender roles and blah blah but they'll be the first to make fun of someone for having a blue collar job. They're literally reinforcing gender roles by saying blue collar jobs are only for "tough guys". lmao fuck igoanoanogaogieaog
>>61875290
when my gf went to the loo but i was in the mood to lick her up I just lubed her fanny up with strawberry flavoured lube and had her sit on my face and i went tongueing
didn't notice a piss smell or taste at all
kent
How's it going laddos? First post in a week
>>61875382
My Grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my
mother said to him, 'If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you
have to stop immediately.'. Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized
what exactly was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he
died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to
me- 'Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your
Grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 28, I have never touched a
cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done
it, because your post gave me cancer anyway.
>>61875276
take some mdma then
>>61875276
>a thousand dollar suit
>a dinner with a lady in the garden of a million dollar villa,
You don't need to open your mouth with such things, just let the lady do her job.
>>61875396
jesus christ do you have no self respect
>>61875398
POKEMON GO! happened
Jesus: "Blessed are the poor..."
You: No Jesus, ALL people are blessed! As the Messiah you should know better.
>>61875397
kent more like bent
>>61875419
i've got plenty
unironically eating a pasty
>>61875331
I don't objectify women, I objectify everyone. The difference is that I don't want to stick my peener into guys.
>>61875396
breddy good idea
>>61875410
laughing at your misfortune to be quite honest.
>>61875457
a Michigan pasty?
unknown woman was in the kitchen before
the piss emanating from my crotch made her go away
>>61875420
So I heard. I was a bit too old for pokemon when it came out and the card craze bullshit happened so I don't see the hype.
t. 28 year old
>>61875485
>I don't objectify women, I objectify everyone.
do trannies seriously think they look good? How delusional can you be lol I mean whatever floats your boat but you look disgusting
>>61875066
>>61875236
>>61875419
enjoyed these posts
Just watched a video how to make jamacian chicken patties. Might make some tomorrow.
/Shamberleaf/
I'm going to emigrate to the UK the very moment you all leave the European Union.
>>61875518
What the fuck happened to you lot?
>>61875551
They should unironically be put in mental asylums
listening to dank cymraeg folk choons lads
https://youtu.be/njusQs4thWk
DESIGNATED BICYCLE LANE
>>61875577
virginia mentioned
>>61875564
didn't enjoy your post tho
>>61875577
>not Toker's Choice
>>61875583
im not a videogame character
>>61875582
bring your sister then at least
>>61875396
>drunk tart wants you to go down on her
>you realise she has probably had at least 10 wees over the course of the night
>>61875577
embarrassing, only peasants smoke anything other than golden v
>>61875624
do not reply to me ever again you snivelling worm
>>61875644
I'm one of 7 men and we're all Crimean Tatars
>>61875615
Shame it wasn't golden, eh?
>>61875660
>tfw no fat black mate to smoke weed and banter with
ALMOST HEAVEN
WEST VIRGINIA
>>61875715
Literally the worst i've ever seen.
Needs putting down.
>>61875718
COUNTRY ROAD
TAKE ME HOME
>>61875690
never buy this as it contains the word virgin
bet the govt is reading this fuck you Obama nigger fag lol
>>61875715
People like this need to be publicly beaten
bum
>There is an entire race that has achieved NOTHING that is telling us we should hinder ourselves to help them
The race war has to happen soon.
Brilliant film
Easily a 9/10
>tfw demonised by the establishment and the elites for being "thick" and shouldn't be trusted to vote on important things
lol ok
Just sorted out the garden lads
what have YOU achieved today?
>>61875793
fucking WEW
P A R I S
A
R
I
S
>>61875804
Copies out yet la?
>>61875715
stop posting pictures of me
>>61875793
VERY nice post
>>61875811
Vacuumed the apartment. Discovered that I can order Indian food from one of the local takeouts through the internet.
dad
This is a girl I know
wish she would just post full nudes already ffs her tits are massive
>>61875843
nonce
>>61874162
>Farage:
>>61875843
would
>>61875857
What a disgusting arse.
>>61875847
loool Morality Man needs to up his /fa/ game
That fit is dire.
>>61875857
>tattoos
>>61875857
why do yanks love fat women so much? is that the only women you know?
>>61875883
bent
chooooooooooooon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kW3cIU2B_AA
>>61875843
need to learn croatian lads
Is £1200 reasonable for a deposit?
>>61875847
Average day out in the north of England
>>61875900
Have some self respect lad.
>>61875857
>shit tats
>dirty room
Binned.
>nicked some speakers with a subwoofer from work
>>61875917
If your rent is 800 then yeah
>>61875857
>posts almost-nude photos on the internet
>claims that the viewer is in the wrong for wanting to see her crotch
Literally mentally damaged.
getting my daily dose of /r/publicfreakout
absolute choon 2bqh lads https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JJsq0GbpPg
>>61875898
How in the FUCK is she fat is this some sort of Euro meme I don't know about or what you low test fags think anything that isn't skin and bone is fat.
>>61875917
usually 1 months rent + like £100 desu
so probably not
>>61874352
>Black grills getting WHITED
Good taste
feeling a little tender lads, wouldn't mind if you stopped posting pictures of cute girls
thanks
>>61875843
how do you actually put your willy into a girls fanny lads?
like where exactly does it go?
>>61875932
they're shite
t. expert
>>61875962
the top hole because she wees out of the bottom hole
heaving away
>>61875857
>tattoos
>tumblr half-sentences
- I show Sainsbury's Marlow car park from my kitchen
thoughts?
someone i know fingered some girl in her urethra so she pissed all over his hand.
Literally dont how know that's possible
>>61875955
nah usually 6 weeks rent mate
>>61875715
is he like that bloke in fallout 3 that thinks he's a ghoul and doesn't know he's a human?
me in a past life
>>61875905
literally listen to this song daily
>>61876010
wait what do girls have 2 vagina holes or something
>>61875936
Literal histronic personality disorder
>>61876022
thats new vegas m80
>>61876035
It's more like a tunnel with a side hatch
Anyone else fucking dread summer?
It's fucking relentless. This Summer has been weeks of back-to-back hot weather, scantily-clad cunts, seemingly endless groups of 20+ people BBQing in the park and everyone but YOU fucking ecstatically in the balmy heat.
No fucking sleep 'til October. Shitting hell, another two months to go. I spend most of my year dreading Summer, starting in November.
How do fellow SeasonalCels cope with a torturous Summer filled with everything they cannot have?
>>61876035
yeah they piss out of one and do sex in the other. But i dont know how it's possible to miss the sex hole, let alone cram your finger into the tiny piss hole
>>61875952
'High test' meme is just another arm of the fat acceptance movement. Fat will never be attractive no matter how much you try to force it
>>61876025
Nah pham, you'd have been some runt scrambling between cotton looms or through copper mines
sorry but if you haven't lost your virginity by 16 you've failed as a man and you need to be removed from the gene pool, by force if necessary
1st best sound in the world: the sound of a girl's arse slapping quickly against you as you fuck her from behind at incredibly hihg speed
2nd best sound in the world: this https://youtube.com/watch?v=erFcYsC6JaY
>>61876035
didn;t you hear the story of that old couple
the woman, now a very old woman, went to her doctor complaing of vaginal pain
upon inspection the doctor discovered that they had been having intercourse through the wrong hole for 50 years. It had been stretched.
Upon hearing this news she said "Yes, that makes sense, we had a lot of trouble at first."
true story
>girls have 2 holes
WHAT
>>61876083
>yeah they piss out of one and do sex in the other.
Sounds like bullshit, why do they need two?
>>61876074
What summer
>>61876074
>this summer has been back-to-back hot weather
You what?
>>61876115
Otherwise babies would come out of the piss hole and all others would be incontinent for life
>all these virgins
just leave
jesus christ
>>61876074
What summer? I've had a flood.
>>61876103
what the fuck
When I finally have sex how do I make sure I'm in the right hole?
Can someone make a diagram to show me which hole I put my willy in please
boys have two holes two
you don't piss and cum from the same hole
>>61876028
Good taste lad.
downloading the new independence day
wala dinner is served
>>61876159
let her guide your willy in, until you get the hang of it
that's why i did anyway now im a sex master 2bqh
>>61876159
just find the one she poops out of
>>61876084
lol okay just admit you're gay dude
>>61876151
>>61876187
Why the toilet roll anon?
>tfw been having sex regularly for 4 months
>still struggle to find the clit and unhook bras
am I just a sperg?
>>61876179
I do
>>61876184
It's shite
>>61876187
love the cup
>>61876205
funny how without fail "high test" memers get triggered whenever they're called out for actually just being fattylovers lol
>>61876095
agreed
thank god i was an altar boy
>>61876179
What? No, I'm pretty sure we have one. I know for a fact I only have one.
>>61876159
the piss hole is tiny compared to the vagina and it's tucked away inside.
Literally a minuscule chance of getting it wrong
>>61876159
Tell her to wee, see where it comes out, then put your willy in the other one
Minorities?
Nah, not a fan.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R89QJeD-PQ0
>>61876159
the piss hole is really really small, it's very very difficult to accidentally have sex with the piss hole. you'll be fine la
>>61876184
john dies and dave breaks up with sarah
>paul nuttalls of the ukips stepping down
wow party all but dead
>>61876260
draw me a diagram
>>61876266
>minorities
that's white people in most cities isnt it?
>>61876260
>tucked away inside.
Then how do they piss then?
is there female urethra porn?
>>61876095
>>61876148
>virgin shaming
We should have moved past this by now, it's 2016
>>61876222
ask a girl if you can examine her vagina, she might think it's weird at first but if you keep complimenting it's appearance and smell she'll be okay with it as you're taking notes
ooh eeh ooh ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang
does it hurt a girl if you put it in the wee hole
accidentaly had sex with a piss hole last night
>>61876153
Don't tell everyone or they'll all want a flood!
>>61876288
Good people don't live in cities 2bh, that applies across the globe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yleae_CKepY
loving this piss hole gimmick
>>61876304
I tried that once but the parents turned up and chased me away.
>>61876313
shut up you absolute pisshole
>>61876205
>he likes the fatties
They are all yours m8
im a MASTERFUL fingerer... they come to me, and they say "anon, you're the best fingerer I know". I'm tremendous, so good you wouldn't believe it. they say to me "you have an artist's hands", that's what they say to me. I make them cum about, oh.... three, four times? in a minute. Flat.
THAT, lads... THAT is my secret.
>>61876293
stop asking bone questions you fucking jamrag
exercise your braincell for once
accidentally got my gf pregnant in the piss hole 9 months ago
she's just given birth, our son seems to be a Swede that reeks of piss
gonna assume you lot going on about 'the wee hole' are being ironic and aren't actually teenage virgins
jesus wept
>>61876245
not my fault you're attracted to men lmao
>>61876341
me having a tinkle in the corner at 1:47
>>61876359
,-_-,
doing a fat acceptance
>>61876393
t. pisshole fingerer
>>61876365
You are gay, Gaylord.
>>61876321
Put a girl in your pisshole and see how it feels!
>>61876293
All over themselves usually
>we have to lick that
Nothing I love more than laughing at the angry Remain losers.
>>61876378
yeah well I've fingered so many birds they call me Captain Birdseye
always got fish fingers ;)
>>61876382
You're saying girls have a tiny hidden hole that only piss comes out of and that sounds like bullshit to me
>i almost had sex with anon last night but he tried putting his dick in my wee hole! can you believe actually believe that?
>im a MASTERFUL fingerer... they come to me, and they say "anon, you're the best fingerer I know". I'm tremendous, so good you wouldn't believe it. they say to me "you have an artist's hands", that's what they say to me. I make them cum about, oh.... three, four times? in a minute. Flat.
>THAT, lads... THAT is my secret.
did you know that if you cum in a birds arse some of the shit soaked jizz can drip through into her birthing chamber and that's how you have a black baby
new
>>61876446
Yea mate I'm not buying it either, think they're just taking the mick desu, doesn't make sense
LADS, GOT A DISTINCTION FIRST YEAR
Are there really people in this thread this lacking in knowledge of basic female anatomy
>>61876472
Not if she's on top m8
Gravity prevents pregnancies
>>61876447
1, 2, 3
>>61876472
youe dick fits inside a bird?
bizarre
okay so I googled it and apparently girls DO have 2 holes but the piss hole is a tiny little thing below the clitoris. The vagina hole is towards the bottom and shouldn't be hard to miss
new
>>61876474
>>61876474
>>61876474
>>61876500
yes
>>61876491
I was 0.02 off from a 2nd class honours :(
so if girls have a vag hole and a pee hole
do they also have a bum hole and a separate poo hole
this thread is confusing me
>>61876500
>on 4chan
wah
>>61876491
dunno what that means but well done anyway lad
babies come out of the butt hole. right?
>>61876491
What? First year doesn't ever count.
the clitoris is literally a small, feminine penis
>>61876519
[david mitchell laughing]
didnt you nerds listen in sex ed haha
>>61876564
t. rustler group
>>61876500
you do realise this thread is mostly virgins right
>tfw got a piss fetish and actually talking over snapchat to a 7/10 that does as well
>>61876578
Look nobody wants to see your halo fanart.
why cant girls pee out of their sexual hole?
just as we pee out of our cumming rod
>>61876578
interesting. don't reckon my penis would fit in the piss hole
why is so much of the thread about piss and piss holes.
>>61876610
Shove a newborn down your cockhole and decide whether you think it's a sound biological choice
>>61876578
i'm pretty good at darts so i dont think id miss that
>>61876596
Yeah but surely people must have picked this up in Biology or something
>>61876632
ah but my mate Big Keith reckons girls love it when you fuck them in the vag hole and finger their piss hole at the same time
>>61876634
blame the swede
>>61876634
never shagged a pisshole lad?
it's tighter than a vaghole
>>61876564
I'm doing a year in the industry so I needed to do well either way (doing economics)
massive bee the size of a fucking plum flew into my room and then left again
life flashed before my eyes
llads
>>61876447
>anon spent 15 minutes licking my wee hole last night, I didn't bother to say anything
>>61876680
>>61876680
>>61876680
>>61876680
New
Look this pisshole shit is obviously a lie. They have one hole and it's called the vagina.
>>61876688
whas this lid?
>>61876693
Tongue does not go inside vagina
One is piss hole, other is bleed hole.
Nothing in there that you want in your mouth. Work the clit and the lips.
>>61876688
something seems really awkward about that webum
like someone had left dench skids in the bog and nobody knew who
>>61876669
eh I think you mean clitoris. That's the sensitive spot of the vagina I think. You're supposed to rub it while fucking her that's why it's called "flicking the bean"
>>61876721
legs innit
>>61876693
where are these women's clothes?
literal children
this last 100 posts has been a real eye opener, I really am too old for /brit/ I think
>>61876530
I think one is probably for pooing and the other is for anal sex.
It's like the wee hole is for pissing and the other is for sex but the opposite.
love watching this kpop nonce get smacked by quickdraw McJanny
tried putting my tongue inside a vag hole once and it tasted horrible. really sour
>>61876744
so do girls pee out of their clit
or is the clit some sort of missing link between the vag hole and piss hole
where is the g spot located
>>61876751
>(probably)banned for sharing information
Thank you based janitor!
Have none of yous actually seen a fanny before?
Are you all really that autistic/fat/etc.?
>>61876800
in the bleed hole, go up about 5 inches, swing a left and then another 3 inches down. If you reach a right leading to the womb you've gone too far
>>61876685
People care more about pissholes than a fellow anon being stalked and almost attacked by a fucking flying genocide machine
What has this place come to?
>>61876800
inside the vagina. If you put your two fingers in and then do a "come hither" motion inside the vag you will stroke the g spot
t. Master fingerer
>>61876769
alri grannie
>>61876800
my mate Deano reckons the g-spot is some where in the gooch, hence the "g"
>>61876769
I'm hoping this is like the flat earth gimmick and most of these are just taking the piss
how do you feel about church bells?
test (sorry big j)
>>61876787
it really doesn't taste very pleasant
>>61876838
gun_fingers.png
>oi dickhead, giz twenneh p or we'll spark u out
who does /brit/ respond?
haul you rolling king
heave away haul away
haul away you'll hear me sing
were bound for South Australia
did you know that urine comes out of one of a mans bollocks and sperm comes out the other
Does anyone else compulsively highlight text when they read something online?
>>61876713
So where does girl wee come from then?
>>61876884
miss marple can suck my cock
>>61876847
This guy sounds like he knows what he's talking about.
>>61876787
use strawberry lube
>>61876860
can't hear the call to prayer over them
>>61876884
ill give you 40 if you suck me off instead
>>61876870
>>61876787
Stop fucking hookers you morons. It shouldnt taste that bad.
>>61876884
nah im calm, still
>>61876791
There are two helpful diagrams posted in this very thread
>>61876899
from the vagina, not the so called, presumed wee hole, its only one hole
>>61876896
preferred method of scrolling t︃bh
>>61876787
>>61876870
The smell should have been a warning
>>61876884
'Why are you speaking with that accent when you're all clearly from Scotland?'
>>61876924
rich white celebrities really are stupid as fuck, do they really think they aren't the exact type of people poor niggas hate?
>>61876896
all the time
which bit do you tongue? the piss hole or the big hole?
>>61876941
How did you t b h without desuing?
Tbh
>>61876941
good lad
>>61876959
There is no piss hole it's all bullshit
>>61876959
I thiink you're supposed to alternate between the clit and the vag hole.
>>61876959
the bit below them both
>>61876896
Yeah, I find I lose track of where I am. That being said, I'm extremely blind.
Scrolling for phone though.
>>61876959
the bumhole
>>61876477
nice dubs
very cute
>>61876959
you've got it all wrong mate
tongue the arsehole and put a finger or two in her piss hole
>>61876948
half the Scottish people ive met have had english accents, and like all the welsh
>>61876982
then there's only 1 hole after all?
There any way to filter anyone using reddit flags?
>>61876962
secret f︃am
what the actual fuck
i thought the euro final was tonight
fucking hell i'm going to miss it
>>61876948
nobody wore those types of jackets in scotland toobeeaich
swedenposters have arrived for the day, i'll see you guys when the thread stops being shit
>>61876959
Lick the sex hole while fingering the wee hole would be a logical guess
>>61877014
Yes
>>61876903
i do
>>61876912
mate it was a long time girlfriend. Her clit tasted fine but the inside of the hole tasted horrible
where is the g-spot lads?
is it in the bum?
this thread is confusing as fuck
>>61877065
for girls it's in the fanny
for lads, yes its in the bum
>>61877002
The girl's autotuned voice in the second verse is adorable
>>61876787
pretty sure that was her pisshole mate
>>61876959
lick the clit while fingering the sex hole
>>61877065
it's in the inner ear
There is never a reason to like pussy. If she require more stimulation use fingers or a wet warm towel.
ah yes the so-called, famed Greifenburger "point"
completely unproved
>>61877061
Imagine having one of those instead of a willy.
>>61877030
who cares mate we voted to leave europe innit
>>61877061
ewwww lmao
>>61876688
>mercator
reeeeeeeee
t. reddit
HEY-YA HEYA HEY-YA HEYA HEY-YA HEYA HEY-YA HEYA HOWYADOIN
>>61877088
>such a nice honkie tonk twang
>>61877117
looks like it smells nice tbqh
>licking the sex hole
ewww gross you do realise piss and other guys willies have been there right?
>>61875132
>tfw no social skills and no wealth
ITT: bo cats
so if girls like to finger their wee holes why does it hurt when i finger mine
Just copped a lovely new motor lads gonna use it to mop up some gash
Just copped a lovely new mop gonna use it to mop up some waste
>>61877112
crikey
>>61877228
cor' nice one daz
Janny's consistency is bizarre
skills based interview next week lads
>>61877215
I ain't a bowcat I don't like the smell
mum made curry for dinner AGAIN
>>61877172
what do fannies smell like?
>>61874986
>pokemon
fuck off literal child
oh you new york girls
can't you dance the polka
new lovely page 7 edition
>>61877335
>>61877335
>>61877335
>>61877296
Having curry* tonight desu
*korma
kicked out of Greggs again for hanging around the shop for hours without buying anything and threatening to heem some cunts
>Dinner at 5
I've been hanging around spanish people too long I eat dinner at like 8 now.
>>61877311
depends on her diet
my gf's has a subtle iron-y taste to it
Why don't they make it so that traffic lights run in series so that when one goes green, all the rest down the road go green too?
This would reduce accidents and pollution.
Nothing more infuriating than waiting for a light to go green, accelerating off and then having a light 50m down the road turn red.
how do i wank my arsehole?
Ahh yes, we're on page 7 now, time for a new thread.
Good job janny, got an extra 5 posts out of this one.
>>61877339
gottem
JANNY ON THE LOOSE
this new janny REALLY hates kpop
JAAAAANIIIIIITOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
BASED JANNY DOES IT AGAIN
PURGATORY
getting my daily dose of mrchicity3
like rats fleeing a sinking ship
Go on Janny my son, fucking smack him
HA HA HA
janny on a mission to maintain the quality of /brit/
excellent
>In pets at home
>Walking out the door
>See a sign saying "It takes 10 months, 9 books and 14 tests to become qualified to work here"
Why the fuck would anyone do that to make £7.50 an hour?
The job industry has a fucking weird ratio of skills needed / effort put in vs pay in this country.
I make £16 an hour and didn't need to study anything or put any effort in.
can hear the cagerunts complaining again
>>61877585
whats your job?
t. job seeker
>>61877112
Imagine putting a picture of your spread open front bottom on Wikipedia so millions of people across the world can look at it
>look for /brit/
>that can't be the newest, it's on page 8
GIVE US A BREAK ALREADY
made a secret thread
shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>>/sp/69398843
>>>/sp/69398843
>>>/sp/69398843
New amex card came laddos
gonna look like a gaudy fucker with a gold credit card
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clitoris#General_stimulation.2C_practices.2C_and_arousal
Unironically got a stiffy reading this
>>61877601
Head of operations at a call centre.
>>61877602
lol my cock is actually on a wikipedia page, submitted it for "Foreskin"
Lads, you can come to /éire/
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