Based janny non chinky edition
You lads see much furfags?
pandering won't get you anywhere
doing a poo
>5:30
>qualifying still not on 4od
ree reee reeeeeeeeeeeee
>American express
Aren't they those credit cards which literally aren't accepted anywhere?
Ahh yes
>>61877688
cringe
next person to post cara is a bender
>>61877678
meme card
off my head on adderall and piss lads
cara
doing a listen
>>61877637
post pics or FOB
>>61877688
ah yes, tell me about all those blacks being murdered by police in the uk
just had a piss
i reckon i smell even more like piss now
Reddit really is better.
Based Theresa May is slowly cleaning up British culture before finally becoming PM and pushing forward real reforms that will ban everything she doesn't like. I'm glad the UK will look like Saudi Arabia, no degenracy!
Long live the Conservatives.
>go to Aylesbury today
>haven't been for years
>foreigners fucking EVERYWHERE
>literally every other person is a paki woman with 10 children or a nigger
>sit down and have my lunch outside
>niggers rapping through a loudspeaker
>get approached by a woman inviting me to a gospel evening
>all the shops have all changed
>both shopping centres are basically unrecognisable
Not fucking going there again. Used to be my childhood shopping there but now it's been ruined fucking hell.
>>61877638
>Due to the glans's high sensitivity, direct stimulation to it is not always pleasurable; instead, direct stimulation to the hood or the areas near the glans are often more pleasurable, with the majority of females preferring to use the hood to stimulate the glans, or to have the glans rolled between the lips of the labia, for indirect touch
Circumcised jews BTFO
you're all invited to the gymkhana session in tesco car park tonight
>>61877765
fucking hell
>>61877668
There are three willies on that page
lol fucks sakes my gf is coming over in 15 minutes and I'm still in my pyjamas haha
>>61877818
going to bring my bbq and kpop playlist
>>61877751
no
You don't need to earn any set level to get one lad, just costs £140 per year after the first year (will cancel it).
22k Amex points if you spend 2k in 3 months. Good deal pham.
>>61877818
>mfw that yank who was too shit for rallying so drives round a car park really fast
>>61877765
godsend for someone with a pornography addiction like me
>>61877765
>people unironically support this cunt
https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2016/jul/09/i-fear-my-14-year-old-son-will-kill-me-one-day
Autists should be put down.
*winds up the microwave* anyone fancy a brew?
Ever find people on Facebook you're related to but you have absolutely no idea who they are?
need to take someone up my chuff pronto
why does no one play adversary mode on gta5 any more? hunter vs hunted was the shit
>Blacks kill blacks in Chicago year in year out
>Police officers kill more whites than blacks on average per year
>A Chinese policeman shoots a black
>BLM protests against the rampant racism and brute force of the American police against blacks
>Whites as a whole must address their racism
This is the current narrative in America
really need a film to watch
>>61877765
Why can't they just put more emphasis on advising parents to use parental controls on the internet? This bill is extreme
>>61877756
He was INNOCENT blud
i'm a swedish cuckold who likes sucking dark brown cock
pisses me off that shops close early tomorrow why cant they just get immigrants to work shit shifts
rly cba to do my shoppign today
>>61877765
what the frick is an x-rated scene?
jeremy corbin is a good lad why do they want to replace him
>>61877984
b urself :^)
>>61877984
Reminder that Andrea Leadsom will make shops close all day on the Sabbath.
Lads is sershlad back yet
>>61878003
too far left
>>61877773
Try going to Wycombe m8 lol
>>61878063
He's dead, they found his drugged up body at the side of Norming Lake in Normingtonville
i love african cum
>>61878003
people get upset about meaningless shit like him saying he doesn't like the monarchy
so they'd rather carry on getting cucked by global elites forever
>>61878065
yes, however I can't see Eagle being any more popular
>>61877688
is that fucking novelist at the front
>>61878101
Nice did they find his body fucking your mum?
want to be in a pool with an attractive girl on my shoulders and have a chickenfight with another couple
>>61877972
why is he pulling a screwface at his daughters grave baka mans a chief uno
LEGALISE WEED
E
E
D
>>61878147
He's a topshop man, he's a dan aka the bossman, man.
>people get upset about meaningless shit like him saying he doesn't like the monarchy
Novelist is a spastic.
Ah yes, I'm a middle class white boy that listens to grime. VERY impressive
>>61878151
Obviously not since he's pushing up daisies
>>61878169
LEGALISE WEE
https://www.reddit.com/r/unitedkingdom/comments/4s0hav/anyone_else_here_actually_moving_to_another/
moderatley pissed
would probably suck a willy if i was propose now
ahh yes Ah yes, I'm a middle class white boy that listens to grime, supports the BLM matters movement and speaks in jamaican colloquialisms. VERY impressive.
>>61878234
nah, that's not me
want my mum to go to work raaagh
need the house free so I can fuck my girlfriend silly
imagine an adult actually playing pokemon
disgusts me 2bh
>>61878237
is ur mom called daisy?
BBC talk radio is based, i listen while playing Euro Truck Simulator 2. I'd say its better than the American National Public Radio.
>Nos a Gulielmo victi victoris patriam liberavimus
We, defeated by William, have freed the winning country.
in memoriam of Operation Overlord
>tfw Im always the one asking friends to do something
>if I didnt ask them, they wouldnt bother
>>61878269
Try to suck your own lad, it's right there just waiting
>>61878279
You dont need her to leave to fuck your fist
>>61878231
>>61878234
>>61878281
Yes
Ah yes, I'm a middle class white boy that listens to kpop very impressive.
>>61878317
what did you mean by this?
>>61878291
only listen to bbc 5 live 2bh
it's so fucking warm lads
>>61878344
You dont need her to leave to fuck your fist aka your hand aka your palm
>>61878291
why not just become a trucker?
>>61878291
What do you do in eurotruck simulator?
I couldn't really get into it and I have a steering wheel and trackIR, so I imagine playing without these would make it even more boring.
Just bought these at my local Tesco t b h
It says on the package: "Most loved British biscuits". Is it true?
They taste quite alright btw
>'''''''''''''''''Ruff sound'''''''''''''''''
>>61878337
>>61878359
oh.
no, I have a gf believe it or not haha
>>61877688
forget that the uk even has black people in it, thanks england for letting them in
DA MANDEM ARE IN JAILS, DA MANDEM ARE DEAD, WE NEED TO END THIS INSTUTIONAL RACISM, ALL MY MANDEMS DINDU NUFFIN
#ABOLISHPOLICE
#ABOLISHJAILS
Can someone please explain to me what the fuck "wavey garms" are and why is everyone at uni so damn obsessed with them
>>61878371
Yes, probably the best selling branded biccies in the country.
>boxed
the fuck
>>61878371
marek, do domu
>>61878369
ram people on the multiplayer mode
quite amusing
>>61878157
gotta look hard as fuck
>>61878414
>biccies
triggered
>>61878396
alternatively we abolish the """mandem"""
Me on the left
>>61878371
yes, dip it in your zywiec
>>61878395
It's just London m8, leftycuck central
>>61878396
There are mongs that actually think like this as well
>>61878434
Oh I do love a nice choccy biccy with me tea whilst i'm having a natter on the phone hehe
really cloudy all day but also strangely hot outside
don't like it
>>61878253
>research and learn ive got enough points to move to canada in a couple years
bye
>>61878439
remember that time germany lost two world wars back to back haha
>>61878414
>>61878442
Cool beans
They even have the Union Jack printed on them here
I'm not gay by any meaning of the word but let's just say if one of you lads tried to force themselves into me then I wouldn't put up much of a fight
>>61878371
Sad. What, really want in England? Why not going then?
>>61878446
lol, prepare to rage
https://twitter.com/keyahblu/status/751517770156765185?s=09
what's a good biccy for snacking?
Let's empathize for a second for the losers of "remain".
The creation of a transnational goverment, transcending all differences of races, color or creed, was a matter of FAITH to them.
Now what can they do except running around in circles? Please reach out to them, they need you.
>Cool beans
triggered.
Why don't the police just leave the densely populated black areas are and sit back and watch them kill each other off?
twitter is for left wing middle class twats
>>61878494
>THERE'S A SYSTEM, IN PLACE
>gun noises
>throws hands up in gun signs
these people are so fucking ignorant
>>61878493
Sorry, what?
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/brexit-government-rejects-eu-referendum-petition-latest-a7128306.html
It's happening lads
free the mandem
>>61878531
I unironically support this.
in fact they should just wall them off
>>61878538
how so?
>>61878556
closed the article as soon as i saw the picture
>>61878494
Ahh yes multiculturalism is clearly working
>>61878589
heh
>Tfw it prolly won't be easy to move to the UK after I finish uni
I still think you made the right decision though
>>61878536
Twitter has some of the worst people. There's a lot of hatred on that site, a lot worse than 4chan I think
can't take anyone with a lisp seriously
how the fuck do you even develop one
>>61878578
>wall them off
Why waste the space?
Might as well round them up and burn them.
>>61878556
fucking lel
>I read a wikipedia article once
>I am truly enlightened
>>61878556
They're rejecting a 2nd referendum because they'll lose a 2nd time.
Instead they'll just keep us in like Norway with free movement of people and the membership fee but no say in laws or regulations.
who /coldshower/ here? feeling very refreshed right now.
>>61878644
ahaha dobra.. do irelandia robacki
>>61878556
>that pic
What the fuck does being gay have to do with the EU
i despise middle class english people
>>61878712
ah hello, nice to meet you too.
the Interstellar soundtrack is quite possibly one of the best soundtracks in existence
hearing it being played on a real church organ must be life changing
>>61878711
both being a remainer and a homosexual are a sign of being a lefty middle class twat
>>61878687
Made the mistake of having a quick boiling hot bath before rushing out the house yesterday. Must have sweated out a stone or two.
Never again.
>>61878536
You're not allowed to express any non-leftist opinions on Twitter or Facebook or David Cameron's thought police will be around to arrest you for wrongthink
>>61878746
wew lad, it's alright.
>>61878641
ahh yes good reasons
>>61878556
Doesn't surprise me in the least that EU supporters have no idea how democracy works
Tipped the barber a squid for a £8 haircut, was that harsh or fair enough?
>>61878780
fuck off nonce
>>61878746
Its good as part of the movie, but if you hadn't watched the movie I doubt you would enjoy it as much.
>tfw watched Interstellar 3 times in the cinema
Would do it over and over again any day
Marks & Spencer Food opened a shop around the corner a few weeks ago. Getting caught up by gentrification, lads.
It's well above my means but pic related is worth it.
>>61878676
>they'll just keep us in like Norway with free movement of people
>>61878786
fuck off Pavel
>>61878746
>not the Kidulthood OST
>>61878810
>YOU WANT ME TO EXPLAIN MY REASONING??
fuck off carl
>>61878820
>watching an average movie 3 times
why
>>61878827
opened in france?
>>61878827
post toot
>>61878854
who are you trying to kid?
Is gentrification good or bad?
Pros: Makes leftists angry
Cons: Makes hipsters happy
Who Misophonia here? I'm triggered as fuck right now.
NO JUSTICE
NO PEACE
FUCK THE
PO-LICE
only thing softer than middle class white grime fans is grime artists themselves
well
>>61878871
nah mate when he said around the corner he was talking about the new Dover branch
>>61878892
I asked you why they are ignorant and you can explain yourself
it was a simple question
>>61878871
Yeah saw a couple in Paris lmao
BONGED
ed posting
>>61878855
words can't describe how good that film was
>>61878871
paris france, yes
>>61878930
might be on holiday in france you twat
>>61878840
Fuck off Abdul
>>61878975
phew get some taste
>>61878917
what about white working class grime fans? would stick a shank in you if you called me soft bruv
>>61878494
the white grime loving twats on /brit/ actually support these niggers
>>61878885
Well hello Sir, how are we today?
>>61878977
are the item names in french or english?
>>61878982
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5mDsZwtbFE
DISCO POLO LIVE MUSIC
DISCO POLO > GRIME
>>61878977
pretty nice
>>61878938
>shout about how your black brothers are being arrested or are in jail due to """"systematic racism""""
>start making thuggish, hood gestures during this supposed black empowerment movement
Anyone fancy a houseshare?
>>61879027
ok but how does the second line invalidate the first
>>61878977
>BONGED
>>61878985
whatever you say lad, I don't even consider you as human
>>61878917
Crazy T would shank you
>>61879054
because there's nothing racist about arresting criminal gangsters?
if there's a new England, does that make us old England?
>>61879013
No I don't
>>61879054
Only thuggish cunts do that shit
>We put seatbelts on cars
>We put safeties on guns
>We don't do anything about niggers and blacks
WE NEED REVOLUTION BLUD
BRAP BRAP BRRRRAP
Why does pooing feel so good?
Also why doesn't the UK have bidets? It seems like a much more efficient and economic way to clean your bum in comparison to toilet paper.
>>61879032
do you like ed memes
>>61879091
how do you know they are criminals
>>61879026
I'm a sucker for this shit.
>>61878832
It's true. Dan Hannan even said that's the deal we should go for. The Tories want it too.
>>61879117
the ones that get arrested (which they are saying should stop happening) obviously are
>>61879116
Yes
>>61879117
stop being an ironic fuck
>>61879118
Might buy a cheesecake tonight for after dinner
>>61879107
>niggers and blacks
What's the difference
>grew up in middle class surrey
>went to 16,000gbp/year private school
>lives in 4 bedroom mansion
>went to uni
>started telling people he grew up in south-west london
>accent changes from middle-class white boy to stormzy wanna-be
>starts rapping in grime
>raps about how he sells loads of drugs and that his rival cannot sell them as quick as he can
>raps that he grew up in a poor neighbourhood where they smoked and drank from the age of 12
Ah yes George, very impressive.
absolutely howling at how much grime triggers rorke
>>61879158
nothing and only niggers think so
same with "faggots" and gays
>>61879141
I see
>>61879149
Was only asking him about his opinions, retard
It feels so good when I kiss this girl. It's hard to explain but when we start kissing our bottom lips slowly overlap each others, her lips are quite big so the sensation feels even better
If our country declines as a result of leaving the EU then honestly we deserve it
>>61879160
>mansion
>4 bedroom
>>61879189
le irony xD
>>61879182
rorke sensors off the chart
did i ever tell you about the hdi of mississippi?
S13 was running on 3 cylinders when I started it today :(
Pulled the plug wires, narrowed the problem to cylinder 3. Pulled the spark plug out, started the car with the plug sitting loose in the wire, no spark. Swapped the plugs between cylinders 2 and 3 and the problem remained at cylinder 3. Pulled the injector from cylinder #3 and tested fuel flow by running the car with the injector in an empty bottle, seems to be working fine.
Plug wire for cylinder #3 is the issue, NAPA replacing them this afternoon for free with no receipt. <3 NAPA
How much do maids cost. Mumsy won't clean my attic anymore and I'm not doing it.
>>61879160
all good until the last 3, maybe 4 lines
that doesn't happen
>>61879158
blacks are pet animals
niggers are feral animals
>>61879179
Grime is for absolute gimps and nogs.
>>61879179
Same
why do blacks in the uk pretend they live in america?
>>61879222
the north american paedophile association?
s︃mh
>>61879206
róurke
>>61879179
post banging choons from the mandem
https://youtu.be/tlrqUQImGX4
ALERT ALERT ALERT
THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LXH5kKnwDCc
Why don't we have these in the UK?
>>61879264
no the Not Another Problem Association
>>61879286
Why do we need them?
I met Henry Cavill outside the set of Superman Vs Batman once.
We were in a group waiting outside the set because we heard they were shooting near where we lived, and hoped we'd maybe be able to see what they were shooting, or at least catch a glimpse of the new batman suit. When he was done shooting for the day, he came over the fence to where the fans and we were waiting.
When he arrived he had this stern look upon his face, like somebody on set had really pissed him off or something.
We asked him how he was, if he had been shooting anything interesting, etc. etc.
He never answered any of our questions, not even once. The only thing he mustered up to say was ''Lets get this fucking over with''.
So we got our cellphones out in order to take a selfie with the man, but just as I opened the camera app, his face froze.
He aggressively snatched my phone out of my hands, and pointed it really close to his head for about 1-2 minutes.
I thought he was kidding or making a joke, but after a while he started to look sick.. almost pale.
I asked him what was the matter, when he started whispering under his breath. I couldn't hear him so i leaned in a bit in order to understand what the problem was.
He kept repeating only one word;
''Just''.
The volume of his repeating got louder and louder, until it ended up being a blown scream.
So security apparently heard the screaming, and ran around the fence to our location. They hurriedly grabbed Cavill under both arms, and started pulling him back to the set.
At this moment he dropped my phone and almost started to cry while yelling, which unsettled us even more then we already had become.
I went down to grab my phone off from the ground, and saw that 200 new pictures had been added to my camera roll.
I opened it, and suddenly began to feel a very strange sensation, almost dizziness when I realized that within the two minutes he held my phone, he had taken 200 close ups of what appeared to be his hairline.
Reminder that conservatism is dead
>>61879271
HAHAHAHAHHAH grime really needs to lose it's american nog influence because that is shit
>>61879118
Make your own it's easy as fuck
>>61879299
Cleans your arse more effectively. Save money not using toilet paper
****OFFICIAL THEME CHOON OF THE THREAD****
https://youtu.be/02FEVhyp_Rg
>>61879271
gun_fingers.psd
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_Hgl7_862Y
>>61879286
i have one
what's a good takeaway to get today?
>posting grime to try and trigger people
not working
everyone here hates me
..I..
why do black british people think they should be above the law
>>61879308
what a great quote
>>61879314
Recipe pls
>>61879264
no thats nambla
threw two boxes of anti-depressants to the loo.
bit proud, but depressed af and barely slept.
>>61879314
wait, I am the cute frog here, who are you?
>>61879325
Serious choon bruv
https://youtu.be/9mPyEj9WRgs
>>61879351
Black people culture is basically about being ignorant and stupid.
>>61879236
https://twitter.com/BANG_GK
19 had a fight with 20
I'm not a virgin. I have the sex all the time. I had the sex with a model from a different school, you don't know her. She is really hot and liked my sex all the time. I mean all the time. I have a lot of the sex because I'm good at it and it feels good. I have sex with girls you do not know, because I am a player and a ladys man and a sex god.
>>61879351
>black
>British
Its because niggers are too stupid to understand cause and effect. Laws baffle them.
>>61879384
rorke for days
>>61879401
oh lel
but most at uni don't go that far
>>61879236
>that doesn't happen
>>61879354
Dunno the one I use is in a book at my parents' and I haven't cooked on in years
I doubt it's any different than most recipe you can find on internet, it's just a cheesecake
IN AMERICA YOU GOTTA BE 21 TO BE ABLE TO DO 22 OF THE 23 THINGS WE DO IN 24 HOURS
>>61879384
turbo rarke
>>61879425
Thanks for the help Pierre. Jez
gonna be homeless next week lads wish me luck
imagine being black lads hahahahah
>>61879384
rorkey tellin a porkey
