massive cunts edition
doing a poo
>>61880436
Why?
Business idea:
legalise green
>>61880436
me and the lads
>>61880436
all very good lads
>>61880436
lads and the me
>Farage offered £250,000 to go on I'm a celebrity
>>61880550
it already exists, þ þ þ þ þ þ þ
ancient gimmick
experiencing significant levels of FOMO right now
tþh
Someone redpill me on mustard
lads how do i change from pay as you go to a contract
sort of want to be able to have internet outside
>Start exercising
>Get progressively weaker
wew lads something isn't right
Who /kingbillyonthewall/ here?
>>61880614
dijon > english
i'm ashamed to say but it's true
>>61880619
Go into the service providers shop and ask them? That's what I'd do anyway.
Fantastic edition.
I personally feel someone who can't get a job isn't as pathetic to society as someone who has skills and intellect but chooses to effectively demote themselves by taking on a more "creative " like being a youtube presenter or webcomic "artist".
>>61880670
english is the worst everyone knows that
i need the deeper truth
>>61880619
call them?
I strongly hold the belief that it is your genes that shape- although not fully control- your destiny and life.
Hypergamy, LMS (looks money status), and all these other common phenomenons related to attraction are simply a result of women (and men!) trying to achieve the best genetic combination of children. A lot of people on this forum get enraged by these phenomenons, because they are thought of "unfair", but it is simply an evolutionary mechanism to produce the best children possible.
Alpha well-genetically-endowned men will be sought after by women, and they like lions will have their pick from any women they wish. If you are incredibly fortunate, you will be a child of a genetically supreme male. You'll inherit his strong hairline, broad shoulders, large musculature, strong jaw, handsome features, height, large hands wrists and feet, deep voice and intelligence. Most important of all, you will inherit his high sex drive, a trademark of good genes - your high sex drive will push you towards women and producing children, something that nature favors.
For these lucky young men and women, life always turns out alright. They could grow up in absolutely broken homes, they could fail out of college, they could get a DUI, they could be a stoner in their youth, and yet, at the end of the day, all works out. The reason for this is genetically strong human has nothing to fear: he doesn't worry about what people think of his receding hairline, since he doesn't have one, courtesy of his father. She doesn't worry what people think of her small breasts or fat waist, since she has a natural hourglass figure and large breasts, courtesy of her mother.
For these lucky few, life is a wild, wonderful adventure. They fully enjoy high school, college, and even life beyond, and when time comes to settle down, have children and build their careers, they are content. They have had their share of tight pussy and cool friends.
>>61880680
this 2bh
>>61880680
good lad tbcfhwy
>>61880614
Shittest condiment going.
>>61880680
t. lazy neet
>>61880619
you can do it online just search sim only contracts and you're away
*returns the mustard gift set I bought*
>>61880529
like this post
>>61880697
Compare this closely to a the life of a genetically inferior male or female. When a genetically inferior man or woman conceives a child, the child is doomed to a poor life quality from the start. You'll inherit your early male pattern baldness, your low testosterone, your narrow shoulders, your ugly features, your acne-scared skin, your tiny muscles, your small feminine wrists and hands. A genetically inferior female is stricken by other maladies such as genetic obesity, small breasts, low estrogen, and a general homely and ugly appearance.
The most important trait that a genetically inferior human has is a low sex drive. Have you ever notice how alpha males and females tend to have high sex drives, and actually DESIRE at a sexual level the opposite sex? Actually WANT to have sex with them, instead of merely fulfilling their sexual release through masturbation and internet pornography? Now notice a beta male and female. They don't actually possess a sex drive, and merely engage in sex due to societal pressure. They don't actually want to have sex with the opposite gender any more than masturbation. Simply put, libido is very low.
Perhaps the most important feature of an genetic alpha male/female is the ability to "trust yourself". They have a deep inner confidence, because they have no excuse to fail - they don't have a crutch to rely on like beta males ("if only my hairline wasn't such ****, if only I wasn't so skinny, why oh why do I have acne"). This frees a genetic human, since it occurs to them "Why am I avoiding this? Theres no reason I can't attract people of the opposite sex or be successful, I'm a strong, handsome tall man with a great hairline, I have all the TOOLS FOR SUCCESS". Of course this is subconcious, but it affects them all the same.
>I still can't go out and catch Pokémon officially
Fuck sake lads. I just want to realise my childhood dreams.
>>61880619
>having pay as you go in 2016
genuine runt
>>61880614
dijon = wholegrain > English >>>>>>>>>> Yank ''''''''mustard''''''''
Secret insider tip: Dijonnaise
>>61880740
With this thought in mind, take a look at the difference of quality of life between a genetic inferior human and superior one (I'll use men since most posters here are male and can relate). A genetically well-endowed male will have many friends growing up, have his parents fawning over him, excel in sports, and have a great, complete high school experience full of girls, sports, and drugs. He will most likely attend a "cool" college, where he will have one of the greatest times of his life, the fabled "college experience", full of joining the best fraternities on campus, going to bars each weekend, and having sex with beautiful college girls almost every day, while raging hard on the weekends with blow, alcohol and weed. After college, he'll fight his way up the corporate ladder to some succesful position, overcoming his earlier disadvantage of going to a bad (but cool) college because simply put people naturally respect genetically prime humans and want to be around them/see them succeed. He will marry a pretty woman who also has genes, a subconcious evolutionary decision. His children will resemble him and her, and likely be popular, good-looking, athletic and succesful. They will actually love their parents, because how could they hate someone who allowed them to win the genetic lottery? Once again, their parents gave them all the tools needed for success and happiness - a set of good genes.
>Put glass in kitchen for 5 minutes
>Gone
>Car gets blocked in all the time
Ah yes living in a house share very impressive.
how long after you stop smoking weed do you start to feel normal again?
because i feel the same as ever
>>61880766
yank mustard is severely underrated
i think because it's so delicious people feel guilty about liking it
>>61880789
about 2 weeks
>>61880717
>ewww mustard!
>no I don't like seafood actually
>wine is for women
>well done please
>Ah no olives on the pizza thanks
>do you have any ketchup?
>milk and two sugars ta
>>61880789
3-4 weeks before you start to feel better.
>>61880780
A genetically inferior male? He will grow up skinny and small, weak and pasty and ugly. He will not have many friends, and will spend the majority of his childhood playing video games with his other nerdy, genetically inferior friends. He will not have sex with girls in high school, although due to his low sex drive he won't really feel the need to. He will most likely attend a small, smart college where the kids don't party and will miss out on his "college experience", something that he will regret for his entire life. He will miss out on the chance to party, have copious amounts of sex, and in general enjoy the one time in his life with no responsibilities. He will marry a plain girl who doesn't possess the best of genes, but society's "everyone gets married" pressure will get the best of him. His children will likely resemble him - ugly, weak, beta, and plagued with genetic problems like fatness, baldness, and asthma. They will not be popular, always just a "friend" and never a "lover". They will secretly hate their father and mother for leaving them this awful genetic curse, this doom from the day they were born that is as intrinsic to them as their own souls - the DNA within their cells.
back from the concert lads
>>61880766
mayostard > mustardayonnaise
>>61880746
Everytime I went to a Pokestop there loads of black guys and pakis around.
Think I'm the only white man playing this game
>>61880813
>>61880805
still 2 weeks to go i guess
>>61880815
How tragic it is to see a genetic inferior male attempt to "beat" the curse of bad genes. You'll see them in the gym, attempting to lift heavy weights in order to improve their tiny musculature, doing wrists curls to increase the size of their pathetic 6 inch wrists. They'll take hairloss drugs to slow down piebalding, which will occur in their late teens/early 20s, far earlier than their "normal" alpha male counterparts who even those predisposed to balding will maintain NW1 hairlines until 35-40. They'll wear glasses for their myopia, and even take Melanotan to tan their pale, fast-wrinkling skin. What an atrocity it is for a genetically inferior male to disguise his weak genes through plastic surgery - imagine the look of horror on his wife when she realizes her children are genetically inferior from her husbands weak disguised genetic code.
We are born the same and die the same, but what we do in between is vastly different and determined by the very STRUCTURE of us- our DNA. In closing, do you have good genes? You should prepare yourself for a life of fun, sex, and success. If you fall, don't worry, you have no excuse to fail and all the tools for success, simply pick yourself up and "work harder". Do you have bad genes? You should prepare yourself for a life of struggle, anguish, frustration, and in general failure. Everything will not "work out" for you without extreme effort, and any girl you happen to have sex with will be a fluke rather than raw sexual attraction.
You cannot change this. Your DNA is ironclad, locked within your cells in a space so tiny that even the most powerful microinjectors cannot pry apart the DNA strands. Your life, your being, the very "you" is shaped from the day you were born.
And the curtain falls and the stage goes dark. Such, gentlemen, is life. It is not fair, it is not right. It simply is what is.
>>61880766
asda tewkesbury mustard T B H
>>61880788
sounds like they're messing you about
*returns the mustard gas canister I bought*
>>61880808
all me
>>61880746
How can you download it early?
all films are intrinsically fake
people in real life don't interact and speak to each other like we see in films
everything is perfect, smooth, staged, fake
makes every film shit and unrealistic
>>61880614
Makes shitty pop rap beats that all sound the same
>>61880882
They're bilking him.
>>61880896
Google Pokemon Go APK
Download the app
It's fun, first thing in ages that made me want to leave the house on the weekend. Turns out my town has a WW1 memorial I never knew about because it's now a Pokemon gym
>playing online game
>very tense, feel anxious
>pop a benzo
>anxiety turns to exhilleration
is this what being normal feels like?
>Turns out my town has a WW1 memorial I never knew about because it's now a Pokemon gym
wdhmbt
>>61880847
fuck that haha might as well keep smoking
>>61880947
if you've got something that works why change it i suppose
>Living in a house with random people you don't know.
Wait why would you do this?
>>61881001
>being this insecure
>>61880951
Have you seen anyone else playing it yet? Apparently it's a full blown phenomena in America right now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BN6Q9dynAcY
>>61881038
I've seen people walking around with their phone in their hand and checking it close to pokespots / gyms
I can't prove they were playing it, but I believe they were
>>61881030
But it's more likely than not they're going to be complete dickheads.
>>61881038
where is this video filmed
need to gf one of these
There is NOTHING more runt than being a picky eater. Nothing.
>>61880988
i couldnt even if i wanted to
>>61881001
it's a gamble i'll admit. On my first year in uni i lived with a really decent bloke and two of the most horrible fucking cunts i've ever met
>>61881001
normies are immune to emotional pain
>>61881038
all these fucking asians
>america
>white
>>61881001
because you are poor
>>61881038
>Adults playing a childrens game
>>61881093
What about being the smallest and weakest of the litter?
>>61881090
I saw someone suggest it's in Irvine, LA because that area is apparently pretty much just Asia.
>>61881038
americans seem like a bunch of nonces desu
Got a bad feeling about ISIS and the kick ball final tomorrow lads
>>61880965
Why would you feel tense and anxious playing games?
>>61881038
lol
>>61881093
Agree. Food babbies are the fucking pits.
What should I get from the chinky? thinking chicken chow mein or crispy lamb in black pepper sauce
>>61880611
nah
/fr/ is pretty chill, for one
>people disliking pokemon
what are you, povvo cunts who couldn't afford it when you were younger?
>>61881128
I can't really knock it. There's a bunch of NEETs getting out of the house for the first time in ages and making friends thanks to it.
New idea
>>61881143
there's a muslim team playing so it should be ok
>>61881136
>USA
I'll pass
>>61881038
yanks are literally just fucking reddit in human form
Why are normies so inconsiderate lads?
>>61881184
I'm out
>>61881192
pretty sure IS dont care about killing muzzies
>>61881184
very impre33ive, I like it
What do you guys think about yes minister?
british comedy is best comedy
>>61881038
American teenager was chasing a pokemon and found a dead body
Several people have received motoring charges for pokemonning on the move.
Aussie police had to warn people to stop coming in just to get pokeballs and catch Sandshrews
There'll be a fatality sooner rather than later
Don't think I'd meet many Asian qts playing Pokemon GO around here.
Anyone got a business idea on what I can have for tea?
>>61881221
They killed a load of muslims the other week. Didn't they blow up mecca or something?
>>61881199
autism
normies literally have the extrovert equivalent of autism
>>61880965
coz you gotta keep your cool and not make a mistake for 3-5 minutes
if you do it's over and gotta restart
doing well mounts on the pressure right up until the end
also I'm recording it for YT
>>61881199
thats canadians
>>61881234
>tfw some unlucky taig goes pokéhunting on the 12th
>>61881267
hope so
Business Idea: launch augmented reality pokemon app and take huge payments from companies to lure players towards their shops/restaurants via the app.
Like the pied piper but for children/many children.
>>61880631
subtle, I like it
>>61881283
New innovation in Runt herding
>>61881243
might go for a walk and see if i can find some in a bit desu
>>61881266
Masala chai
>>61881267
A Shia mosque
my legs are fucking dead
proper struggling to move them desu
>>61881276
ah yes the baby seal clubbing guys are all like reddit
I really hate pretentious reddit types. Is there a word for this?
>>61881373
reddittors
>>61881162
ANSWER ME OR I'LL KILL MYSELF
>>61881373
Common sense.
>>61881392
Like an hour
>>61880336
It was in a small room so the speakers weren't too loud, and they played mostly stuff from the latest album so it was pretty chill.
Saw a few asian qts on my way to Halfords lads.
>>61881392
>How long did you last your first time?
Long enough that we had to stop because she was starting to hurt from friction. Well over an hour.
Didn't even cum.
>>61881396
Cook your own food you lazy cunt
>>61881392
I'll let you know when it happens
first wank I ever had was almost instant
was playing with my dad's girlfriends shoes
>>61881396
noodles with beef and black bean sauce, it's my new favourite meal
did not read a single post between >>61881165
and >>61881426
>>61881430
What did you get from Halfords?
Got called a racist by an Asian qt at the poke spot lads
>>61881392
a good 2 hours
>pokemon
fuck off you kpop runts
Not drinking this evening so need something to fill the void. Going to pop to le corner shop with a quid or two in my pocket.
What chocolate bar do I buy?
http://poal.me/2pc4z2
http://poal.me/2pc4z2
http://poal.me/2pc4z2
are the pokemon go serves down for anyone else?
>>61881392
3 hours and 42 seconds
>>61881452
Hahaha
>>61881455
mmm sounds yummy, fancy noodles actually
>>61881451
>Long enough that we had to stop because she was starting to hurt from friction. Well over an hour.
>Didn't even cum.
Why does this happen? Is it some sort of anxiety?
FUCKING D E S T R O Y E D
>>61881505
let me GO and see
>>61881526
death grip syndrome
>>61881551
nice
>>61881526
I guess. I was so terrified of cumming quickly that I broke and went the opposite direction
>>61881502
Change the pound coins into 2p's and go pelt them at shitskins.
>>61881430
some of that shit you spray on faded plastic to make it shine again
>>61881567
how was the concert?
Just joined this xx
If it wasn't for the laws of this land I would have killed you all by now.
>>61881568
>>61881557
I have a hard time just relaxing and getting into it
>>61880951
Are they okay with that? It won't get you banned or some shit when the proper one comes out will it?
>>61880788
Have you tried pissing in their Ribena? I bet you haven't.
First this, next Chinese Chad comes home and rapes your teddy bears whilst making you watch.
Take a stand, boy.
>>61881593
very good
got a bit too drunk afterwards though desu
>>61881396
>bong
>pic has TWO guns
You ain't gonna kill yourself.
The most dangerous object in your house is a spoon.
Oh and perhaps your mums giant black dildo.
>>61881666
yes
>>61881658
greece once again proving it knows fuck all
don't actually know anything about battle of the boyne. just thought they marched to piss people off
>>61881666
Insects do strange things.
>>61881666
corrr he is on the fucking trigger
imagine being able to afford tropicana and innocent
want to watch roman films
someone recommend some
gladiator films will do too
>>61881603
sounds like a scam lmao
As a gay black man, I think being a gay black man gives me higher authority or certain subjects
>>61881742
got 2 tropicana orange juices in the fridge
What was meant by this
just bought some tropicana and some innocent (blue top obviously)
>>61881755
Up Pompeii
>>61881742
paid my brother £2 to go and get me an innocent smoothie from the shop earlier
already finished it
Good grime song this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZvQ0pWJl6TY
what's up with david bowie's eyes?
>>61881742
Bought some tropicana white grapefruit earlier on. Proper nice gear it is
>>61881774
that israeli poster uploads webms of these things all the time
>>61881801
heterochromia
How do you say anything is "off topic" for /brit/?
This entire thread is /b/ with flags.
>>61881780
>Plot Keywords: roman slave | orgy | oracle | ex slave | roman senate |
madridlads back in his job :( and will be britposting all night so buckle up, it's gonna be a rough ride
>>61881801
Non existent
>>61881839
kpop nonce fuck off
>>61881801
He's dead
can you believe that guy in dallas was shot by a robot
imagine being shot by a robot
>>61881755
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_films_set_in_ancient_Rome
>>61881774
It's what they used to kill the black sniper in yankland
>>61881865
normies reee
*shoots you*
>>61881845
Caligula
>>61881885
*survives*
*testifies against you in court*
>>61881865
i thought the robot suicide bombed the guy
why is /britfeel/ so slow?
Someone post the 'I am here to detect' EDL pic
>>61880808
I don't do any of those things apart from skip olives on pizza. Fuck olives.
>>61881865
blown up i think, they had it carry an explosive to nearby him and detonated it. It wasn't autonomous though.
just realised this thread is for "discussion of foreign culture" so therefore kpop is actually more on topic than most things haha
why are ulster people not thought of as traitors when they supported the dutch against the english ?
Just got my mittens on 600ug of high quality LSD
What are you lads saying about 150ug for a first time?
>>61881888
>Plot Keywords: unsimulated sex | incest | vaginal penetration | masturbation | lesbian 69 sex position |
>>61881801
injury caused permanent dilation so it looks like it's a different colour
I read that off a drinks coaster
>>61881755
serious suggestions or something idk:
Ben Hur
Centurion
Cleopatra
Fellini Satyricon
>>61881934
>they had it carry an explosive to nearby him and detonated it
why is that so funny to me?
went all the way round my village and did a big loop of countryside and all i found was a weedle and a caterpie
absolute bollocks, why do city cunts get all the fun
>>61881918
I don't know, probably because you and the rest of the fucking spastics are actually posting in here. Why don't you all go back there and stay there?
>>61881945
go for it
>just did a huge poo
>perfectly dry, split me nice and wide
>completely clean ghost wipe
>felt good
>thought i could feel a little more poo
>force it out
>sloppiest thing ever
>took about 15 minutes to get my ring clean
Bit miffed, was hoping to pop my plug in and have a cheeky wank.
>>61881940
Wasnt against the English, was a rebellion that English people also took part in to replace a catholic king. That was successful
>being this retarded
>imagine being so dimwitted that you actually fall for the 'fruit juice is healthy' meme
>>61881971
underage B&
Didn't realise how tall Sophie Turner is
>>61881945
just do it all and melt your brain off lad
>>61881971
Fuck off viral marketing shill
>>61881971
I got a Gastly from sitting in my room. That was enough for me.
drinking apple sourz with a dash of lemonade
rate my runtiness
>>61881839
I just don't know anymore.
>>61881962
Is Spartacus good? haven't ever watched it desu
>>61881963
well its no different from a grenade on an rc car i suppose, there is humour in it.
>>61881945
Underwhelming.
300ug and above for a "proper" trip
>>61881999
it was a dutch monarch against an english monarch, retard
>>61881997
so you were considering the plug after the ghost wipe without cleaning your arse?
>>61882017
that must have been a ghastly experience
>>61882025
the show or movie?
>>61882020
snapchat me a pic
Russia seems like such an inconceivably horrible place lads. Every picture I see coming out of the place is just abject misery. Even the hilarious ones are only really hilarious cause of how staggeringly strange and 'wrong' they are amid the dystopian and completely broken setting
Whats most frightening about it is just the immense size. its like Eastern Europe, which we all know is shit in itself, is a small and slightly foreboding forest at the edge of Europe, but behind it is a literally never-ending homogenous hellish wasteland where humanity just failed in every sense of the word and life is like a perpetual waking nightmare
Need advice but I'm too lazy to make a thread on /adv/. What do?
>>61882036
Yes but I said it wasn't against the English i,e England. It was the fuckign English themselves who started it you retarded cunt.
19.29
all quiet on site
NTR
anon
>>61882056
Yeah, when I say ghost wipe I mean clean inside.
You wouldn't have been able to tell the difference if I had douched.
>>61882062
movie
wasn't aware there was a show
is it good?
Why isn't the F1 on iPlayer yet?
Overseer = Officer
Really makes you think... hmm...
>>61882020
so very bent
>>61882025
's alright ye
>>61882058
This house is clean
>>61882031
don't listen to this nonce, 300ug for your first time will fuck you up
>>61882002
im 21
>>61882014
why would pokemon need viral marketing
going to the pub later hopefully i'll catch something
>>61881945
hang yourself for being a degenerate
Alri lads
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-36755754
what the fuck is wrong with these niggers
do they realise that most police here don't even hold guns?
>>61882091
but they were fighting an english monarch in favour of a dutch monarch.
ie. traitors
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>>61882101
the show? it's very pulpy and tasteless but it's good fun and has some good emotional value
>>61882118
I literally would never have heard of Pokemon go if it wasn't for all the viral marketing
>>61882141
>The uprisings had the aim of returning James VII of Scotland and II of England, the last Catholic British monarch, and later his descendants of the House of Stuart, to the throne of Great Britain after they had been deposed by Parliament during the Glorious Revolution. The series of conflicts takes its name Jacobitism, from Jacobus, the Latin form of James.
>>>>>>>"English"
>>61882110
Criminal = Crime n' all
>>61882139
>stop killing us because we are black
Do they not know what country they're in?
>London
ah no probably not
>>61882188
really makes u think
>>61882176
The Battle of the Boyne (Irish: Cath na Bóinne IPA: [ˈkah n̪ˠə ˈbˠoːn̪ʲə]) was a battle in 1690 between the English King James II
>English
Fuck off traitor
Are you meant to be able to see other Pokemon trainers on your phone when they're nearby? Haven't seen any yet.
>>61882068
Your wish is my command
what really makes u think?
>>61882249
black english people going on about institutional racism
>>61882249
Denmarks insignificance
*uses mag as a vertical forward grip*
*clears out room using advanced MOUT tactics*
>>61882205
If you were a true rorke you'd realize that Protestantism is the religion of the UK.
Traitor
>>61882205
>wanting a Cathocuck for a monarch
Lmao, just lmao
what does pokemon go need access to my contacts for?
thicc
>>61882307
Why are you paranoid about people knowing you play Pokemon?
>>61882323
how is this webm related to /brit/?
>>61882307
i denied it that permission desu
allowed location and camera tho
how can Sola scriptura be true if god didn't literally give us it himself. the only thing god gave us directly was commandments to moses and if you believe that you're a fucking jew.
>>61882323
thin your paints, you whore
>>61882307
they won't be able to see otherwise
>>61882295
>realize
fuck off yank
