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doing a poo
>>61880436
Why?
Business idea:
legalise green
>>61880436
me and the lads
>>61880436
all very good lads
>>61880436
lads and the me
>Farage offered £250,000 to go on I'm a celebrity
>>61880550
it already exists, þ þ þ þ þ þ þ
ancient gimmick
experiencing significant levels of FOMO right now
tþh
Someone redpill me on mustard
lads how do i change from pay as you go to a contract
sort of want to be able to have internet outside
>Start exercising
>Get progressively weaker
wew lads something isn't right
Who /kingbillyonthewall/ here?
>>61880614
dijon > english
i'm ashamed to say but it's true
>>61880619
Go into the service providers shop and ask them? That's what I'd do anyway.
Fantastic edition.
I personally feel someone who can't get a job isn't as pathetic to society as someone who has skills and intellect but chooses to effectively demote themselves by taking on a more "creative " like being a youtube presenter or webcomic "artist".
>>61880670
english is the worst everyone knows that
i need the deeper truth
>>61880619
call them?
I strongly hold the belief that it is your genes that shape- although not fully control- your destiny and life.
Hypergamy, LMS (looks money status), and all these other common phenomenons related to attraction are simply a result of women (and men!) trying to achieve the best genetic combination of children. A lot of people on this forum get enraged by these phenomenons, because they are thought of "unfair", but it is simply an evolutionary mechanism to produce the best children possible.
Alpha well-genetically-endowned men will be sought after by women, and they like lions will have their pick from any women they wish. If you are incredibly fortunate, you will be a child of a genetically supreme male. You'll inherit his strong hairline, broad shoulders, large musculature, strong jaw, handsome features, height, large hands wrists and feet, deep voice and intelligence. Most important of all, you will inherit his high sex drive, a trademark of good genes - your high sex drive will push you towards women and producing children, something that nature favors.
For these lucky young men and women, life always turns out alright. They could grow up in absolutely broken homes, they could fail out of college, they could get a DUI, they could be a stoner in their youth, and yet, at the end of the day, all works out. The reason for this is genetically strong human has nothing to fear: he doesn't worry about what people think of his receding hairline, since he doesn't have one, courtesy of his father. She doesn't worry what people think of her small breasts or fat waist, since she has a natural hourglass figure and large breasts, courtesy of her mother.
For these lucky few, life is a wild, wonderful adventure. They fully enjoy high school, college, and even life beyond, and when time comes to settle down, have children and build their careers, they are content. They have had their share of tight pussy and cool friends.
>>61880680
this 2bh
>>61880680
good lad tbcfhwy
>>61880614
Shittest condiment going.
>>61880680
t. lazy neet
>>61880619
you can do it online just search sim only contracts and you're away
*returns the mustard gift set I bought*
>>61880529
like this post
>>61880697
Compare this closely to a the life of a genetically inferior male or female. When a genetically inferior man or woman conceives a child, the child is doomed to a poor life quality from the start. You'll inherit your early male pattern baldness, your low testosterone, your narrow shoulders, your ugly features, your acne-scared skin, your tiny muscles, your small feminine wrists and hands. A genetically inferior female is stricken by other maladies such as genetic obesity, small breasts, low estrogen, and a general homely and ugly appearance.
The most important trait that a genetically inferior human has is a low sex drive. Have you ever notice how alpha males and females tend to have high sex drives, and actually DESIRE at a sexual level the opposite sex? Actually WANT to have sex with them, instead of merely fulfilling their sexual release through masturbation and internet pornography? Now notice a beta male and female. They don't actually possess a sex drive, and merely engage in sex due to societal pressure. They don't actually want to have sex with the opposite gender any more than masturbation. Simply put, libido is very low.
Perhaps the most important feature of an genetic alpha male/female is the ability to "trust yourself". They have a deep inner confidence, because they have no excuse to fail - they don't have a crutch to rely on like beta males ("if only my hairline wasn't such ****, if only I wasn't so skinny, why oh why do I have acne"). This frees a genetic human, since it occurs to them "Why am I avoiding this? Theres no reason I can't attract people of the opposite sex or be successful, I'm a strong, handsome tall man with a great hairline, I have all the TOOLS FOR SUCCESS". Of course this is subconcious, but it affects them all the same.
>I still can't go out and catch Pokémon officially
Fuck sake lads. I just want to realise my childhood dreams.
>>61880619
>having pay as you go in 2016
genuine runt
>>61880614
dijon = wholegrain > English >>>>>>>>>> Yank ''''''''mustard''''''''
Secret insider tip: Dijonnaise
>>61880740
With this thought in mind, take a look at the difference of quality of life between a genetic inferior human and superior one (I'll use men since most posters here are male and can relate). A genetically well-endowed male will have many friends growing up, have his parents fawning over him, excel in sports, and have a great, complete high school experience full of girls, sports, and drugs. He will most likely attend a "cool" college, where he will have one of the greatest times of his life, the fabled "college experience", full of joining the best fraternities on campus, going to bars each weekend, and having sex with beautiful college girls almost every day, while raging hard on the weekends with blow, alcohol and weed. After college, he'll fight his way up the corporate ladder to some succesful position, overcoming his earlier disadvantage of going to a bad (but cool) college because simply put people naturally respect genetically prime humans and want to be around them/see them succeed. He will marry a pretty woman who also has genes, a subconcious evolutionary decision. His children will resemble him and her, and likely be popular, good-looking, athletic and succesful. They will actually love their parents, because how could they hate someone who allowed them to win the genetic lottery? Once again, their parents gave them all the tools needed for success and happiness - a set of good genes.
>Put glass in kitchen for 5 minutes
>Gone
>Car gets blocked in all the time
Ah yes living in a house share very impressive.
how long after you stop smoking weed do you start to feel normal again?
because i feel the same as ever
>>61880766
yank mustard is severely underrated
i think because it's so delicious people feel guilty about liking it
>>61880789
about 2 weeks
>>61880717
>ewww mustard!
>no I don't like seafood actually
>wine is for women
>well done please
>Ah no olives on the pizza thanks
>do you have any ketchup?
>milk and two sugars ta
>>61880789
3-4 weeks before you start to feel better.
>>61880780
A genetically inferior male? He will grow up skinny and small, weak and pasty and ugly. He will not have many friends, and will spend the majority of his childhood playing video games with his other nerdy, genetically inferior friends. He will not have sex with girls in high school, although due to his low sex drive he won't really feel the need to. He will most likely attend a small, smart college where the kids don't party and will miss out on his "college experience", something that he will regret for his entire life. He will miss out on the chance to party, have copious amounts of sex, and in general enjoy the one time in his life with no responsibilities. He will marry a plain girl who doesn't possess the best of genes, but society's "everyone gets married" pressure will get the best of him. His children will likely resemble him - ugly, weak, beta, and plagued with genetic problems like fatness, baldness, and asthma. They will not be popular, always just a "friend" and never a "lover". They will secretly hate their father and mother for leaving them this awful genetic curse, this doom from the day they were born that is as intrinsic to them as their own souls - the DNA within their cells.
back from the concert lads
>>61880766
mayostard > mustardayonnaise
>>61880746
Everytime I went to a Pokestop there loads of black guys and pakis around.
Think I'm the only white man playing this game
>>61880813
>>61880805
still 2 weeks to go i guess
>>61880815
How tragic it is to see a genetic inferior male attempt to "beat" the curse of bad genes. You'll see them in the gym, attempting to lift heavy weights in order to improve their tiny musculature, doing wrists curls to increase the size of their pathetic 6 inch wrists. They'll take hairloss drugs to slow down piebalding, which will occur in their late teens/early 20s, far earlier than their "normal" alpha male counterparts who even those predisposed to balding will maintain NW1 hairlines until 35-40. They'll wear glasses for their myopia, and even take Melanotan to tan their pale, fast-wrinkling skin. What an atrocity it is for a genetically inferior male to disguise his weak genes through plastic surgery - imagine the look of horror on his wife when she realizes her children are genetically inferior from her husbands weak disguised genetic code.
We are born the same and die the same, but what we do in between is vastly different and determined by the very STRUCTURE of us- our DNA. In closing, do you have good genes? You should prepare yourself for a life of fun, sex, and success. If you fall, don't worry, you have no excuse to fail and all the tools for success, simply pick yourself up and "work harder". Do you have bad genes? You should prepare yourself for a life of struggle, anguish, frustration, and in general failure. Everything will not "work out" for you without extreme effort, and any girl you happen to have sex with will be a fluke rather than raw sexual attraction.
You cannot change this. Your DNA is ironclad, locked within your cells in a space so tiny that even the most powerful microinjectors cannot pry apart the DNA strands. Your life, your being, the very "you" is shaped from the day you were born.
And the curtain falls and the stage goes dark. Such, gentlemen, is life. It is not fair, it is not right. It simply is what is.
>>61880766
asda tewkesbury mustard T B H
>>61880788
sounds like they're messing you about
*returns the mustard gas canister I bought*
>>61880808
all me
>>61880746
How can you download it early?
all films are intrinsically fake
people in real life don't interact and speak to each other like we see in films
everything is perfect, smooth, staged, fake
makes every film shit and unrealistic
>>61880614
Makes shitty pop rap beats that all sound the same
>>61880882
They're bilking him.
>>61880896
Google Pokemon Go APK
Download the app
It's fun, first thing in ages that made me want to leave the house on the weekend. Turns out my town has a WW1 memorial I never knew about because it's now a Pokemon gym
>playing online game
>very tense, feel anxious
>pop a benzo
>anxiety turns to exhilleration
is this what being normal feels like?
>Turns out my town has a WW1 memorial I never knew about because it's now a Pokemon gym
wdhmbt
>>61880847
fuck that haha might as well keep smoking
>>61880947
if you've got something that works why change it i suppose
>Living in a house with random people you don't know.
Wait why would you do this?
>>61881001
>being this insecure
>>61880951
Have you seen anyone else playing it yet? Apparently it's a full blown phenomena in America right now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BN6Q9dynAcY
>>61881038
I've seen people walking around with their phone in their hand and checking it close to pokespots / gyms
I can't prove they were playing it, but I believe they were
>>61881030
But it's more likely than not they're going to be complete dickheads.
>>61881038
where is this video filmed
need to gf one of these
There is NOTHING more runt than being a picky eater. Nothing.
>>61880988
i couldnt even if i wanted to
>>61881001
it's a gamble i'll admit. On my first year in uni i lived with a really decent bloke and two of the most horrible fucking cunts i've ever met
>>61881001
normies are immune to emotional pain
>>61881038
all these fucking asians
>america
>white
>>61881001
because you are poor
>>61881038
>Adults playing a childrens game
>>61881093
What about being the smallest and weakest of the litter?
>>61881090
I saw someone suggest it's in Irvine, LA because that area is apparently pretty much just Asia.
>>61881038
americans seem like a bunch of nonces desu
Got a bad feeling about ISIS and the kick ball final tomorrow lads
>>61880965
Why would you feel tense and anxious playing games?
>>61881038
lol
>>61881093
Agree. Food babbies are the fucking pits.
What should I get from the chinky? thinking chicken chow mein or crispy lamb in black pepper sauce
>>61880611
nah
/fr/ is pretty chill, for one
>people disliking pokemon
what are you, povvo cunts who couldn't afford it when you were younger?
>>61881128
I can't really knock it. There's a bunch of NEETs getting out of the house for the first time in ages and making friends thanks to it.
New idea
>>61881143
there's a muslim team playing so it should be ok
>>61881136
>USA
I'll pass
>>61881038
yanks are literally just fucking reddit in human form
Why are normies so inconsiderate lads?
>>61881184
I'm out
>>61881192
pretty sure IS dont care about killing muzzies
>>61881184
very impre33ive, I like it
What do you guys think about yes minister?
british comedy is best comedy
>>61881038
American teenager was chasing a pokemon and found a dead body
Several people have received motoring charges for pokemonning on the move.
Aussie police had to warn people to stop coming in just to get pokeballs and catch Sandshrews
There'll be a fatality sooner rather than later
Don't think I'd meet many Asian qts playing Pokemon GO around here.
Anyone got a business idea on what I can have for tea?
>>61881221
They killed a load of muslims the other week. Didn't they blow up mecca or something?
>>61881199
autism
normies literally have the extrovert equivalent of autism
>>61880965
coz you gotta keep your cool and not make a mistake for 3-5 minutes
if you do it's over and gotta restart
doing well mounts on the pressure right up until the end
also I'm recording it for YT
>>61881199
thats canadians
>>61881234
>tfw some unlucky taig goes pokéhunting on the 12th
>>61881267
hope so
Business Idea: launch augmented reality pokemon app and take huge payments from companies to lure players towards their shops/restaurants via the app.
Like the pied piper but for children/many children.
>>61880631
subtle, I like it
>>61881283
New innovation in Runt herding
>>61881243
might go for a walk and see if i can find some in a bit desu
>>61881266
Masala chai
>>61881267
A Shia mosque
my legs are fucking dead
proper struggling to move them desu
>>61881276
ah yes the baby seal clubbing guys are all like reddit
I really hate pretentious reddit types. Is there a word for this?
>>61881373
reddittors
>>61881162
ANSWER ME OR I'LL KILL MYSELF
>>61881373
Common sense.
>>61881392
Like an hour
>>61880336
It was in a small room so the speakers weren't too loud, and they played mostly stuff from the latest album so it was pretty chill.
Saw a few asian qts on my way to Halfords lads.
>>61881392
>How long did you last your first time?
Long enough that we had to stop because she was starting to hurt from friction. Well over an hour.
Didn't even cum.
>>61881396
Cook your own food you lazy cunt
>>61881392
I'll let you know when it happens
first wank I ever had was almost instant
was playing with my dad's girlfriends shoes
>>61881396
noodles with beef and black bean sauce, it's my new favourite meal
did not read a single post between >>61881165
and >>61881426
>>61881430
What did you get from Halfords?
Got called a racist by an Asian qt at the poke spot lads
>>61881392
a good 2 hours
>pokemon
fuck off you kpop runts
Not drinking this evening so need something to fill the void. Going to pop to le corner shop with a quid or two in my pocket.
What chocolate bar do I buy?
http://poal.me/2pc4z2
http://poal.me/2pc4z2
http://poal.me/2pc4z2
are the pokemon go serves down for anyone else?
>>61881392
3 hours and 42 seconds
>>61881452
Hahaha
>>61881455
mmm sounds yummy, fancy noodles actually
>>61881451
>Long enough that we had to stop because she was starting to hurt from friction. Well over an hour.
>Didn't even cum.
Why does this happen? Is it some sort of anxiety?
FUCKING D E S T R O Y E D
>>61881505
let me GO and see
>>61881526
death grip syndrome
>>61881551
nice
>>61881526
I guess. I was so terrified of cumming quickly that I broke and went the opposite direction
>>61881502
Change the pound coins into 2p's and go pelt them at shitskins.
>>61881430
some of that shit you spray on faded plastic to make it shine again
>>61881567
how was the concert?
Just joined this xx
If it wasn't for the laws of this land I would have killed you all by now.
>>61881568
>>61881557
I have a hard time just relaxing and getting into it
>>61880951
Are they okay with that? It won't get you banned or some shit when the proper one comes out will it?
>>61880788
Have you tried pissing in their Ribena? I bet you haven't.
First this, next Chinese Chad comes home and rapes your teddy bears whilst making you watch.
Take a stand, boy.
>>61881593
very good
got a bit too drunk afterwards though desu
>>61881396
>bong
>pic has TWO guns
You ain't gonna kill yourself.
The most dangerous object in your house is a spoon.
Oh and perhaps your mums giant black dildo.
>>61881666
yes
>>61881658
greece once again proving it knows fuck all
don't actually know anything about battle of the boyne. just thought they marched to piss people off
>>61881666
Insects do strange things.
>>61881666
corrr he is on the fucking trigger
imagine being able to afford tropicana and innocent
want to watch roman films
someone recommend some
gladiator films will do too
>>61881603
sounds like a scam lmao
As a gay black man, I think being a gay black man gives me higher authority or certain subjects
>>61881742
got 2 tropicana orange juices in the fridge
What was meant by this
just bought some tropicana and some innocent (blue top obviously)
>>61881755
Up Pompeii
>>61881742
paid my brother £2 to go and get me an innocent smoothie from the shop earlier
already finished it
Good grime song this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZvQ0pWJl6TY
what's up with david bowie's eyes?
>>61881742
Bought some tropicana white grapefruit earlier on. Proper nice gear it is
>>61881774
that israeli poster uploads webms of these things all the time
>>61881801
heterochromia
How do you say anything is "off topic" for /brit/?
This entire thread is /b/ with flags.
>>61881780
>Plot Keywords: roman slave | orgy | oracle | ex slave | roman senate |
madridlads back in his job :( and will be britposting all night so buckle up, it's gonna be a rough ride
>>61881801
Non existent
>>61881839
kpop nonce fuck off
>>61881801
He's dead
can you believe that guy in dallas was shot by a robot
imagine being shot by a robot
>>61881755
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_films_set_in_ancient_Rome
>>61881774
It's what they used to kill the black sniper in yankland
>>61881865
normies reee
*shoots you*
>>61881845
Caligula
>>61881885
*survives*
*testifies against you in court*
>>61881865
i thought the robot suicide bombed the guy
why is /britfeel/ so slow?
Someone post the 'I am here to detect' EDL pic
>>61880808
I don't do any of those things apart from skip olives on pizza. Fuck olives.
>>61881865
blown up i think, they had it carry an explosive to nearby him and detonated it. It wasn't autonomous though.
just realised this thread is for "discussion of foreign culture" so therefore kpop is actually more on topic than most things haha
why are ulster people not thought of as traitors when they supported the dutch against the english ?
Just got my mittens on 600ug of high quality LSD
What are you lads saying about 150ug for a first time?
>>61881888
>Plot Keywords: unsimulated sex | incest | vaginal penetration | masturbation | lesbian 69 sex position |
>>61881801
injury caused permanent dilation so it looks like it's a different colour
I read that off a drinks coaster
>>61881755
serious suggestions or something idk:
Ben Hur
Centurion
Cleopatra
Fellini Satyricon
>>61881934
>they had it carry an explosive to nearby him and detonated it
why is that so funny to me?
went all the way round my village and did a big loop of countryside and all i found was a weedle and a caterpie
absolute bollocks, why do city cunts get all the fun
>>61881918
I don't know, probably because you and the rest of the fucking spastics are actually posting in here. Why don't you all go back there and stay there?
>>61881945
go for it
>just did a huge poo
>perfectly dry, split me nice and wide
>completely clean ghost wipe
>felt good
>thought i could feel a little more poo
>force it out
>sloppiest thing ever
>took about 15 minutes to get my ring clean
Bit miffed, was hoping to pop my plug in and have a cheeky wank.
>>61881940
Wasnt against the English, was a rebellion that English people also took part in to replace a catholic king. That was successful
>being this retarded
>imagine being so dimwitted that you actually fall for the 'fruit juice is healthy' meme
>>61881971
underage B&
Didn't realise how tall Sophie Turner is
>>61881945
just do it all and melt your brain off lad
>>61881971
Fuck off viral marketing shill
>>61881971
I got a Gastly from sitting in my room. That was enough for me.
drinking apple sourz with a dash of lemonade
rate my runtiness
>>61881839
I just don't know anymore.
>>61881962
Is Spartacus good? haven't ever watched it desu
>>61881963
well its no different from a grenade on an rc car i suppose, there is humour in it.
>>61881945
Underwhelming.
300ug and above for a "proper" trip
>>61881999
it was a dutch monarch against an english monarch, retard
>>61881997
so you were considering the plug after the ghost wipe without cleaning your arse?
>>61882017
that must have been a ghastly experience
>>61882025
the show or movie?
>>61882020
snapchat me a pic
Russia seems like such an inconceivably horrible place lads. Every picture I see coming out of the place is just abject misery. Even the hilarious ones are only really hilarious cause of how staggeringly strange and 'wrong' they are amid the dystopian and completely broken setting
Whats most frightening about it is just the immense size. its like Eastern Europe, which we all know is shit in itself, is a small and slightly foreboding forest at the edge of Europe, but behind it is a literally never-ending homogenous hellish wasteland where humanity just failed in every sense of the word and life is like a perpetual waking nightmare
Need advice but I'm too lazy to make a thread on /adv/. What do?
>>61882036
Yes but I said it wasn't against the English i,e England. It was the fuckign English themselves who started it you retarded cunt.
19.29
all quiet on site
NTR
anon
>>61882056
Yeah, when I say ghost wipe I mean clean inside.
You wouldn't have been able to tell the difference if I had douched.
>>61882062
movie
wasn't aware there was a show
is it good?
Why isn't the F1 on iPlayer yet?
Overseer = Officer
Really makes you think... hmm...
>>61882020
so very bent
>>61882025
's alright ye
>>61882058
This house is clean
>>61882031
don't listen to this nonce, 300ug for your first time will fuck you up
>>61882002
im 21
>>61882014
why would pokemon need viral marketing
going to the pub later hopefully i'll catch something
>>61881945
hang yourself for being a degenerate
Alri lads
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-36755754
what the fuck is wrong with these niggers
do they realise that most police here don't even hold guns?
>>61882091
but they were fighting an english monarch in favour of a dutch monarch.
ie. traitors
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>>61882101
the show? it's very pulpy and tasteless but it's good fun and has some good emotional value
>>61882118
I literally would never have heard of Pokemon go if it wasn't for all the viral marketing
>>61882141
>The uprisings had the aim of returning James VII of Scotland and II of England, the last Catholic British monarch, and later his descendants of the House of Stuart, to the throne of Great Britain after they had been deposed by Parliament during the Glorious Revolution. The series of conflicts takes its name Jacobitism, from Jacobus, the Latin form of James.
>>>>>>>"English"
>>61882110
Criminal = Crime n' all
>>61882139
>stop killing us because we are black
Do they not know what country they're in?
>London
ah no probably not
>>61882188
really makes u think
>>61882176
The Battle of the Boyne (Irish: Cath na Bóinne IPA: [ˈkah n̪ˠə ˈbˠoːn̪ʲə]) was a battle in 1690 between the English King James II
>English
Fuck off traitor
Are you meant to be able to see other Pokemon trainers on your phone when they're nearby? Haven't seen any yet.
>>61882068
Your wish is my command
what really makes u think?
>>61882249
black english people going on about institutional racism
>>61882249
Denmarks insignificance
*uses mag as a vertical forward grip*
*clears out room using advanced MOUT tactics*
>>61882205
If you were a true rorke you'd realize that Protestantism is the religion of the UK.
Traitor
>>61882205
>wanting a Cathocuck for a monarch
Lmao, just lmao
what does pokemon go need access to my contacts for?
thicc
>>61882307
Why are you paranoid about people knowing you play Pokemon?
>>61882323
how is this webm related to /brit/?
>>61882307
i denied it that permission desu
allowed location and camera tho
how can Sola scriptura be true if god didn't literally give us it himself. the only thing god gave us directly was commandments to moses and if you believe that you're a fucking jew.
>>61882323
thin your paints, you whore
>>61882307
they won't be able to see otherwise
>>61882295
>realize
fuck off yank
>>61882323
i hate this autistic game but the girls are pretty qt
>>61882335
I just want to know why it needs access
>>61882358
I did but it crashed so I figured it needed access.
>>61882369
who?
Just need to tin up these solder pads, so I can re-mount this SMC BGA
>>61882397
mine's working fine without it desu
you know, i was scared of it, i put it off for years
but im pretty glad i tried italian food
>>61882278
people in the uk in general taking any social ideas from america
we are not as similar as everyone seems to think
they're a country full of fat idiots that go over the top with literally everything
>fat girls
this thicc meme needs to end
literally annoys me that you're okay with people being fat
>>61882373
I'm Irish we use Americanisms instead of British spelling I don't know why though
>>61882364
I was thinking the exact same thing
>>61882428
>stealing jokes from american dad
fixed my bike lock yesterday
How do I get into high-level organised crime lads?
Someone sort me out.
>>61882264
Who's he shooting?
>>61882430
>they're a country full of fat idiots that go over the top with literally everything
Give some examples
Martin luther wore a fedora
>>61882449
you need to start from the bottom to get here
>>61882430
yeah exactly but this in particular is even more autistic because blacks/whites have pretty good relations in the UK, and it seems like they are just trying to stir up shit and create racial tension.
>>61882406
>>61882397
Same
bout to head out lads
>>61882501
same
post bangers that spotify discover weekly brought you in on
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zypmeqMV78Q
When your day is long
And the night, the night is yours alone
When you're sure you've had enough
Of this life, well hang on
Don't let yourself go
'Cause everybody cries
And everybody hurts sometimes
Sometimes everything is wrong
Now it's time to sing along
When your day is night alone (Hold on, hold on)
If you feel like letting go (Hold on)
If you think you've had too much
Of this life, well hang on
>>61882501
>>61882406
alri i'll turn it off again then
>>61882505
i really hate UK youth archetypes if im being quet hoenst
>>61882473
>everything
there
>>61882323
I don't get it
fat wii fit trainer ghostbuster?
>>61882505
dislike his idea of jogging down to maccas desu
eating is cheating you runt
>>61882531
too late it already stole all your contacts
/brit/ well and truly BTFO
does this pokemon tripe work on windows phones
>>61882562
haven't even logged in yet the wee bastart
>>61882516
shite
>>61882581
haha nice joke
James Franco is very sexy in Pineapple Express 2bh lads
>>61882231
No, atm the functionality is catching & gyms.
PvP, trading and shit are for one they stopp the servers from melting
>windows phones
Testing
>>61882567
>euro falling apart
>the EU is good though
lolz xD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPgiI46FCDU&feature=youtu.be
If I led this country and Juncker tried this shit on me I would heem the cunt and stomp his head on national telly
seed you fuckers, I want this film for bedtime
>>61882438
fuck off yank
anybody actually think we would be better off as a society were licensed handguns available to the public?
just wanna see how far the /pol/ crossover goes...
>>61882358
did this as well
>>61882626
didn't work
When does pokemon go actually come out? Will it make much difference by getting it now via dodgy methods, don't you need other people to play with you?
>The Secret Life of Pets got a higher rating than Interstellar on Rotten Tomatoes
why is this shit meme website allowed to exist
>>61882609
James Franco in Spring Breakers > James Franco in anything else
Redpill me on magnum condoms
>>61882546
*looks to list of fallacies to see which logical error you made*
*finds the argument from ignorance*
Not an argument
>>61882658
Chavs exist so no
>>61882671
Interstellar was shite
>>61882659
same
Literally not one of the points he makes is true.
>think you understand an intellectual discipline
>think you can reverse it with one post
luther was a fucking redditor
>>61882692
Interstellar is one of the best films in existence
>>61882692
you are shite
think about that you fucking binbag
>he doesn't back off a magnum tonic wine before he pipes a ting
>>61882713
classic pleb opinion
>>61882489
everything relating to it is autistic
this whole "SJW/MRA" nonsense stemmed from all the over the top bollocks they were talking about over there
>>61882473
hi there, please dont reply to me again x
Odds I order a pizza
Evens I make cheese on toast and pretend it's a pizza
>>61882714
classic pleb response
>>61882748
got any italian ham in the fridge ?
>>61882668
It works, just they need more servers to handle demand. they are only delaying release so they can increase capacity
It won't make a difference
>>61882645
>see me in real life fucker not online and see what happens!!!
>>61882713
>>61882714
plebs
>>61882768
what the fuck is "italian ham"
who let the retards out of the hospital
bet your parents regret giving birth to you
>>61882731
>>61882713
>>61882740
>hi there, please dont reply to me again x
(You)
>>61882748
>Evens I make cheese on toast and pretend it's a pizza
add mustard and worcestershire sauce and you've got welsh pizza
>>61882774
say that to me one more time and I will infiltrate the 4chan servers, print out your IP and fucking burn your gaff down
>>61882792
what the fuck do you think "italian ham" is
>>61882792
ham from italy
ah yes the famous Italian ham
Business idea: Move to Saudi Arabia and start a dog grooming business
Proper chuffed with my new motor lads. Reckon it will have the gash dripping wet when I drive past
>>61882819
>pleb doesn't even know 4chan quote etiquette
fucking plebs
>>61882821
its a welsh rare bit u danskecunt
wish shit wouldn't fly straight through my windows as soon as i open them up desu
>>61882837
>ah yes the famous the Italian ham
fixed
>>61882827
I am not aware of any specific types of ham from italy. Unless you're referring to prosciutto or something? in which case fuck off
>>61882880
got it in one
>>61882867
>tfw PC makes my room hot as fuck
>tfw have to keep window fully open
>tfw flies just fly around inside all the time instead of fucking off back where they acme from
convince me to back mummy Leadsom
Interstellar is poo
>>61882887
janitor, this image has no relation to /brit/
>>61882887
classic pleb opinion
>>61882911
>not having a flyscreen
for pizza prosciutto cotto is best
>>61882908
yeah that's called prosciutto not "italian ham" you fucking spacker
also you do not put that on cheese on toast or a pizza
get OUT of my fucking sight before I cave you face in
>>61882887
>no trip identifying yourself as an authority on films
opinion discarded
just realised i have a balcony
it's a bit shit tho
>>61882944
im gona shag your girlfriend while you watch faggot
LOL PLEB
PLEB PLEB
PL>>61882939
>>61882939
EB
PLEB PLEB >>61882948
>>61882920
PLEB
PLEBEBEBE PLEB
PLEB PLEB>>61882948
>>61882939
>
>>61882938
reminder everything dane anon knows about planning and architecture is gleaned from wikipedia because he's a lazy and arrogant student.
>>61882948
prosciutto is italian for ham you fucking moron
do you call chicken kievs "kotleta po-kyivsky"?
fuck off
>>61882948
I wasn't referring to that
watched Interstellar in the cinema on 200mg MDMA and 300µg LSD, spent the entirety of the film trying not to get ripped off my seat
>>61882880
Parma Ham.
>>61882970
what a pleb post
Big Lebowski and Pulp Fiction are awful films
Parma Zam
>>61882963
dont even have the balls to link to his post you fucking coward
>>61882953
sounds good
wouldn't mind having a balcony to chill on and smoke a few spliffys on a cool summer night
>>61882962
jokes on you i don't have one
>sitting on kerb smoking a fag
>turk comes out of kebab shoppe
>does anybody want a free kebab?
>yes please
>looks at me
>kuffar need not apply
>walk away dejected
what has made you depressed in the past week /brit/?
Fuck off pizza wankers
>>61882993
You call prosciutto "italian ham"? YOU FUCK OFF
utter fucking runt
Parma Wham
what time does asda shut lids
>>61882998
could've watched a true LSD experience film like Samsara or Koyaniisqatsi but no you picked pleb: the movie
>>61883018
mine faces a busy road and the landlord gets pissy about people even smoking cigs so probably not sensible for me to do that
fun fact: Big Lebowski is shit
>>61883035
>shoppe
i think its best we nip this in the bud before it becomes a bigger problem
>>61883047
5 minutes and 18 seconds
>>61883047
Probably 22:00. But it could be earlier depending on where you live.
just eating some spanish sausage and french lettuce in between 2 slices of english bread
>>61883042
i don't call it "jamon serrano" or "kaeng phet" either
pretentious working class swine
>>61883047
if it's a 24 hour one then midnight
>>61883062
ah yes I'm sure those were playing at the cinema at the time
>>61883100
Sounds good
>>61883062
>>61883100
get out of here you bloody racist
Birdman was awful
>>61883115
>going to the cinema
pleb
>>61883125
reddit is for plebs
The 5 greatest films of all time are as follows (in no particular order)
>shawshank redemption
>pulp fiction
>this is england
>kidulthood
>the football factory
I, Origins was awful
>>61883106
nobody calls it "italian ham", just like nobody calls you a friend.
Going to buy a Hisense telly and get my gas/lectric from Socar. Seen and heard good things about them.
>>61883145
Absolute pleb post
>>61883173
nice projection billy no mates
>>61883146
it enhances the visual and audio aspects which are very important when on acid
>>61883173
will denmark ever recover?
>>61883106
jamon whole wheat, all right
>>61883148
>those last three
Leave chavx
>>61883203
the audio and visual aspects are all interstellar had teebeeheich
>61883185
nice reprojection you fucking runt
Confiscating this (You) since I'm absolutely done dealing with you
>>61883173
bantre
Where the fuck did this bird come from?
shes in a few of the major blockbusters now
Is she big in the UK?
I've never heard of her over here
2bh lads
Reprojection Man was awful
german brunswick ham innit
>>61883148
Get to fuck.
Top 5 films are
Die hard 1
Die hard 2
Die hard 4
Kramer vs Kramer
And sniper 2
>>61883173
fucking scorched earth
>>61883234
I agree but that's what makes it a good fit to watch when on acid and mdma
>>61883262
she is my gf yeh some ppl know her
feeling a bit irritable
>>61883239
just for this i'm going to spend all of tomorrow shitposting about planning and green belts
hope you're happy
Batman V Superman: Ultimate was the best blockbuster in a decade.
>>61883173
btfo
need to go shopping but i can't be arsed
>>61883148
What a runty list
>>61883263
my dads thinking of moving to norfolk btw x
>>61883262
she wanted to be a model, so her millionaire, plugged-in parents made it so
then she wanted to be an actress
>he can find his favourite film on the IMdb top 100
pmsl
>>61883300
stop being interested in all the same things as me danebro
it's not fair, i'm a snowflake and you are tryna copy me obviously
>>61883283
revenant is a good film to watch on LSD for that
Pawns
>>61883326
Ooh. Does he have anywhere specific in mind?
>>61883148
>>kidulthood
What will we call ourselves when Scotland and North Ireland leaves? Engwelsh?
wish I could try LSD
im too stupid to order
>>61883342
Gladiator is the only film presumably there worthy of that
>>61883342
>he can find his favourite film
jej
>>61883369
Overrated 2bh
The Mummy is the greatest film of all time
>>61883165
consider leaving this website
>>61883369
Deepweb
Idiot
>his favourite film exists
utter pleb
>>61883346
did you read jane jacobs?
>>61883369
It's really not difficult, just ordered 5x 100ug tabs which have been tested at that much too
>>61883362
presumably the kingdom of england and wales
>>61883148
>paper towns
>valerium
>suicide squad
>Pan
>The Face of an Angel
my favourite film is Heat
>>61883419
:^)
>>61883353
not that he said to me
probably worried about getting doxxed
how different are LSD and shrooms
most intense shitposting spree I've had all year
>>61883451
clever lad
>>61883434
Yes but what will people from the united kingdom of England and Wales b called?
>>61883437
good post
Really feel like reading a series of unfortunate events lads
>>61883470
Extremely similar, except shrooms have a far shorter duration.
>>61883488
The island is still Great Britain
Can't wait to watch this on LSD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXUKj-uuvBI
Some proper choons on my spotify discover playlist this week lads
>>61883437
face of an angel was good imo
>>61883524
wrong
>>61883527
Malick is just churning them out these days
Anyone ever have a bad 1p LSD trip, I have , not many visuals on one tab either
> Watching things on LSD
unless you do a really small dose, it's just not enjoyable at all. Way too much information for your drug-addled brain to comprehend. Listen to music and let your brain produce the images instead.
Zulu is easily the best film of all time
>>61883426
i haven't, wanna reccomend a good book or article to start with? doing my diss about border cities so need to brush up on urban studies
Currently listening to Stan Ridgeway - Camouflage.
>watching a shitty screen on LSD
it'll wreck your eyes
Neat
>>61883580
the worst thing about doing mushrooms was the other people
>>61883558
don't reply to me
>>61883437
Ahh yes, very well memed
>>61883580
which is why you should watch style over substance films
>Anyone ever have a bad 1p LSD trip, I have , not many visuals on one tab either
>>>
>Anonymous 07/09/16(Sat)20:07:04 No.61883580 ▶
> > Watching things on LSD
> unless you do a really small dose, it's just not enjoyable at all. Way too much information for your drug-addled brain to comprehend. Listen to music and let your brain produce the images instead.
>>61883585
t. bluenose twat
Considering snorting some coke and just britposting tonight desu lads
Opinions?
the inbetweeners is a good show
>>61883607
Are them nacho crisps things any good?
>>61883607
charge your fucking phone
>>61883602
woahohoohcamouflage
how do I order stuff on the deep web
stupidly complicated even with guides
@61883610
Likewise
runt
>>61883574
i almost had one but then went back home and watched the revenant and that sorted me out.
I watched half the leftovers on LSD after staying up for 30 hours and thought i was going mad
>I have a Subway loyalty account
bin yourself.
>>61883662
Yes! Fucking superb tune.
http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2016/jul/09/young-people-referendum-turnout-brexit-twice-as-high
>About 64% of registered voters aged 18-24 went to polls
>>61883663
there are easier ways to get dildos m8
>>61883681
That's a lot a loyalty for a hired shill
>>61883651
done these a few times (after going out and coming back to /brit/) and just started writing paragraphs of bullshit to no replies
new
>>61883699
>>61883699
>>61883699
>>61883648
t.pleb
>>61883663
>buy bitcoins from localbitcoins
>send to market
>click the order button
>(optional but recommended) encrypt your address offline, but if you're too simple for that then let the market do it, but don't trust it
>press buy
>wait a small amount of time (usually 24 hours if bought from a UK vendor)
>>61883663
the only thing stupid around here is you
if you cant figure it out, despite there being masses of help out there, then you dont deserve access to it.
>>61883596
comfy read
should be pretty easy to find
*immigrates to the UK*
*uses all of the public services*
>>61883763
*emigrates
>>61883700
Kek, weird that everyone was shitting themselves over the sky polling and thinking it was absolute fact
>>61883778
:^(
>try to report
>this post doesn't exist anymore
As a rule of thumb, if the eyes look even slightly wonky I report it
>>61883651
I think we should return to the gold standard
>>61883746
this desu, it could not be simpler without making it too risky
really want to get monged off my tits on acid again now
sigh
>>61883711
JAN JAN WOOIIIIII
>>61883783
DO NOT respond to my posts again
>>61883763
That's what I pay my tax and N.I. for, as long as no one dies from not being able to afford health care I do not give a fuck.
>>61883763
I would like to introduce you my friend, to queueing. Enjoy, bring a book, don't complain.
>>61883753
JJ is a fucking hack
>>61883708
Yeah I've done it on speed a few times
Got upsetting when people stopped replying to me or gave me shit answers to my well thought-out replies typed at 150 wpm
>>61883737
>buy bitcoins
without a VPN?
>send to market
????
>encrypt your address offline
is that the PGP shite?
>>61883812
bestie comeback when
Anyone fancy giving me a cheeky handy?
>>61883835
fuck off ebenezer
>61883825
thanks for the (You), you fucking puppet
HOW LONG IS MY BAN
>>61883853
9pm
>>61883839
yeah, you shouldn't bother with DNM's you'll get yourself caught.
>>61883753
cheers la, will read tonight.
>>61883835
what you reccomend? gonna read it anyway tho haha
>>61883821
same
can't wait for the parents to fuck off on holiday
>>61883866
nice, I didn't get banned. Thanks janny.
>it;s a danebro riles against 60 year old planning reforms episode
and what about that dude hitler someone should really do something
>>61883853
Summer apparently, hoping brexit will makes my kpop cheaper desu
>>61883821
Gonna do it for the first time next weekend I think
>>61883839
Yes without a VPN
Download electrum wallet
Send from localbitcoins to electrum wallet (paste an address from the software)
Paste an address the market gives you into electrum and send
Wait like 20 mins and they've arrived
Yes, it really isn't difficult, use gpg4usb
The steps are
Copy sellers key from profile
Press import, then clipboard
Type address in notes section
Click sellers name on right hand side
Press encrypt
>>61883933
>>61883933
>>61883933
Wonder if Australians like us..
>>61883914
no that's tomorrow
Lads lads we are in the presence of jan gehl
SLUG THREAD
>>61883934
Or use block chain instead of electrum more convienient
Worst posters: Denmark, Devon, Sweden, Mexico.
Getting real sick of the janitors shit
remember when mods deleting posts was a rare thing?
new balls please
does LSD show up on drug tests
>>61884003
Uhhh where am I sweetie?
Getting my daily dose of _________ lads
>>61884003
i'm quite bad tbf
>>61884003
who's devon?
glad the janny is BTFOing autistics
>>61884001
Eh, if you trust online wallets then sure
Electrum you have full control over your wallet's private key where as with block chain they could potentially nick your coins at some point
>>61884003
taking your flag off is a bit cowardly lad
Reminder modernism didn't fail in terms of design but just economics and impracticalities of democracy.
>>61884003
you forgot one
>>61884063
won't happen again x
>>61883940
>page 7
bit rude janny
>>61884040
pretty sure it's out your system in a day or two
>>61884040
Depends if they test for it desu, unlikely they would be but no one in the UK does drug tests unless you're working with PMed material so they might pay the extra to get it tested for
>>61880436
fuck off paki
>there are people from devon ITT
i demand to know who they are
>>61884049
*naughty
>>61884063
sorry
