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korean pop
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Take your meme back. Now.
doing a poo
Cara sucks
Nigel farage will appear in celebrity big brother
*listens to radiohead's 'creep'*
*looks up at the ceiling from my bed*
that date was the most fun i've ever head in my life
*goes into the bathroom*
*takes out a razor blade from the shaving kit*
*cuts up*
>>61749271
Sucks BBC to be more precise.
anyone had these? they taste fucking disgusting but they're cheap as fuck and I can't stop drinking them
>>61749276
REALLY hope this isn't real.
>it's alright when we do it, just not when anyone else does it
This is what Blairites actually believe.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swT69QkcZ8I&feature=youtu.be
Had a dream last night where I got a qt Jap gf and I miss her this morning.
The thing is I'm not a weeb, I'm not really into gook girls and I already have a white gf.
Honestly had no idea the jews had developed dream-invading technology. Pretty impressive. Anyway I'm off to watch some anime.
>>61749276
>Bradtheladlong
He's got like 3 thousand subs.
>>61749361
It's all Channel 5 could afford
>>61749361
ahahaha he actually does
driving to Sydney to murder Ed lads
>>61749276
>the guy who convinced the UK to vote to leave the EU is not going on Celebrity Big Brother
What a joke. I hope Brexiters are finally starting to realise they got fucking conned.
>>61749360
My wife
>>61749456
your dad sells avon
make sure to say happy birthday to jordan today, lads
only 35minutes left !
trying my best
>>61749479
jordan can blow me man
Tony Blair looks like he's about to burst down crying
>>61749233
>Queen of Brit
I can live with this
ah yes it's a 'makes a snapchat story to see if she views it' episode
*hey there delilah plays*
doing a british culture
I call this one: 'Bold and Brash'
>>61749607
excellent post
>>61749607
>sorcerers's stone
bahahaha you utter failure
>>61749607
>Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone
HE'S ONLY GONE AND FUCKED IT
>>61749607
JK ROWLING IS A CUNT
A CUNT
A CUUUUUUUUNT
>>61749607
>sorcerer's stone
aha you fucking clown
>>61749645
>>61749652
>reading harry plopper full stop
>>61749692
harry potter is great fuck off
>dutch cuisine
>>61749709
autism
OY SCHLOMO MY HANDS HAVE SUCH TERRIBLE ARTHRITIS FROM COUNTING ALL MY SHEKELS
listening to 'straight to video' desu
>>61749713
fffuuu
Will labour kick tony bliar out the party now?
reading the Private Eye
>>61749692
I know the title you fucking yank runt
>>61749758
>the Private Eye
it's Private Eye
>>61749759
>americans
except there is a european license plate in the background you fucking retard
>>61749692
haven't heard of that one
>want to get my old guitar out the attack
>don't want to have to walk past mum with it though because it's embarrassing
i've got no choice. will have to be brave
*drinks water*
>>61749847
w-where is being attacked???
>>61749858
hm yes very refreshing
Poleaboo is going to his grandmas house at 5pm
Eid Mubarak, brothers!
NOT feeling optimistic about Saturday
>>61749847
why is is embarrassing?
>>61749803
how on earth can you tell
*sip*
>>61749908
whats happened, lad?
>>61749792
>now knowing /brit/ memes
>>61749713
>implying you wouldnt
took it out too soon btw
>>61749929
more of a gulp imo
cheese gives me a headache
>>61749920
just is, can't really explain it.
especially if I just quit by tomorrow like i always do
>>61749638
>sorcerer's stone
i take this back 2bh
Vote UKIP?
Nah, I'm alright mate!
feeling like shit
>>61749301
>Sucks BBC
but she's been in a lesbian relationship forever man
>>61749925
jesus how do you not know this
>>61749953
she lives really far away
*stands up*
*goes over the wall*
*rests my head against it as i stand there and think*
>Farage stands down as UKIP leader
>will continue to get his MEP salary and paid expenses for the next two years
cheeky ;)
Poleaboos new phone is ready
>>61750046
because its shorter and fatter?
ah yes
i'm watching tony blair's speech
*peers into runt pen*
Excellent, everything is coming along nicely.
>>61750056
how many km? doesn't matter too much does it?
Fuck you faggots. You and all slavs should be constantly forever sucking our cocks for lend lease and then not making everyone pay up for it.
*presses the GTFO button*
>>61750101
Is he winning?
>>61750101
where
Where are my niece and nephew?
.........
.
.......
LET'S GO MURDER THEM
>>61750108
45
that's enough to matter imo
>>61750119
are we roleplaying as our flags again
>>61750144
if youve both got a free house it doesnt really matter
it just hurts, lads
>>61750171
I don't have a free house and I doubt she will either
watchin the speech
I think Israel is up to something
>>61750144
that's like an hour drive. not bad at all
>>61750098
great post
>>61749960
my post was the meme you fucking cretin
the debate was about whether it was Private Eye, or the Private Eye
>>61750210
oh well lad who knows you might hit it off
WAR CRIMINAL
>>61750213
>sorry bout all those kids burnt to a crisp lol
>>61750229
>drive
I fucking hate yanks so fucking much
Blair on suicide watch
>>61749925
i made that lad
>>61750098
>damage control because you are wrong
Hello Tim
leaked screenshot of ed getting dropped
>>61750253
>>61750253
>>61750273
u mad la
WAR
CRIMINAL
>>61750324
delete this my man
>>61749233
I salute you for this fine choice, my British friends
>>61750289
le buzz word meme
whats going on with tone blaire
don't wanna leave the EU
>>61750324
is this real
>American cuisine
>>61750392
nice argument
i NEED these people out of business
>>61750390
keep on with the damage control, I love it
>>61750452
thats so bad for you desu
>>61750464
>tfw the DPD man keeps messing you about
>>61750506
alri Gillian McKeith
>>61750471
le buzz word meme
>tfw the dentist removes your ocado sticker from the door
https://www.strawpoll.me/10679555
https://www.strawpoll.me/10679555
https://www.strawpoll.me/10679555
important poll
https://www.strawpoll.me/10679555
https://www.strawpoll.me/10679555
https://www.strawpoll.me/10679555
making cheesy potatoes lads
just cleansed, exfoliated and moisturised lads
Tim is really shit at singing hahahaha
>>61750575
gay
>>61750588
good post
>check out /brit/
>they're talking about americans again
hmmm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6f_Keis8lOI
>>61750600
foy
might literally just go into town and buy a cake for my birthday
>>61750625
Yeah 'cause that's not sad
>>61750575
with stuff from your dad's avon catalogue I bet
>>61750616
subscribed
the yank is messing me about
>>61750588
t. Dentist messing me about
>>61750636
that's nice not
>>61750636
Nothing sad about having a cake on your birthday
>>61750625
billy no mates
*tinkling the ivories*
*changes to a minor key*
Happy birthday......to you *plink plunk*
Happy birthday to you
I hope this doesn't...... Depress you *plink*
Happy birthday to you
if the DPD man makes another delivery to the dentist there will be trouble
they're messing me about proper now
reckon it must be sweltering in Tim's flat, he's always drenched
>>61750358
she gets around
what's this about tony blair lads?
and I think to muh uh uh uh uh uh se eh eh eh eh ehlf
what a wonduh uh uh uh uh uhful wuh uh uh uh uh uhrld
>>61750815
he's getting fucked because of the yanks incompetence
>>61750815
Apparently he's done a war in Iraq or something
>>61750815
Turns out hes a war criminal lad. They are stringing him up on Big Ben tomorrow
>>61750815
been messing the iraqis about
>>61750815
there's backlash against that horror movie he produced a while back
got some insider knowledge on Tim chaps
that isn't sweat on his face, it's bio-oil
>>61749233
>that
>queen of anything
she's a 4/10, 6/10 at best if she wouldn't have retarded blue hair
also she's fat
I truly feel sorry for ya lads
>>61750824
hell Obama. worrying about Trump again?
>>61750835
rude
overdosed on redpills and I've turned Muslim lads
>>61750891
oh shut up you Yank nonce
>>61750881
your third eye melted you melt
sweat is L I T E R A L L Y bio oil
>>61750952
>your third eye melted you melt
>it's a frog tries to use british slang & /brit/ memes but doesn't know what they mean episode
bio oil is a brand of mineral oil you stupid cunt
>>61750915
i'm not wrong though am I?
have you ever uttered a meme out loud IRL lads?
what does that even mean.
https://youtu.be/Y4gGf19tEVU?list=PL5D1D9EFE824CC3D0
>>61751006
Almost called my mate a rorke when he said something about refugees
>>61751027
stop sharing random videios you fucking twat
>Tim once had a video of him running at Sainsbury's workers with his trousers down but it was deleted
what I would do to get my hands on that bad boy
>>61751006
>have you ever uttered a meme out loud IRL lads?
some of m8s like to REEE and tard out in public for the keks
how does Tim earn money?
>>61751053
stop messing me about sunshine
Quite curious about playing Dungeons and Dragons tbqh lads.
>>61751003
>he thinks we aren't mud people
lmoaa
we have bio oil here btw
why does Tim need all those hand soaps?
https://youtu.be/Y4gGf19tEVU?list=PL5D1D9EFE824CC3D0&t=75
>>61751084
I think his family is rich. He recently mentioned that he may try to borrow from his Brother's trust fund and only literal billionaires have them desu
>>61751120
wash away his sweat
>>61751094
it does seem quite fun 2bh
>>61751073
you and your pals sound like a bunch of melts Tbh
>>61751094
It's a good laugh if the people you're playing with aren't bellends
>>61751094
I know some people who play and they're cunts so I won't ask them
If I brought it up with my friends they'd beat me up and call me a ponce
>>61751148
>>61751094
losers
>>61751132
I'm not a billionaire and I have 2 trust funds
>tony is upset he didn't intervene in more wars
what a fucking lad
>>61751151
>you and your pals sound like a bunch of melts Tbh
didn't say me m8 but I can't disagree with the assessment of the rest
>Lionel Messi given 21-month prison sentence for tax fraud
>>61751174
fuck off billionaire
>>61751174
fuck off millionaire
>>61751132
I have a trust fund and not a billionaire
>>61751169
>tfw I know I'd end up being the medieval nazi that everyone hates playing with
WAR
>>61750326
where is janny
>>61751202
>is unlikely to face any time in jail because a term under two years for a non-violent offence usually results in a period of probation under Spanish law.
read the article you spastic twat
MIRACLES DO HAPPEN
i went in the attic and tuned my guitar and then when i brought it back downstairs to my room MY MUM WASN'T EVEN THERE AND SHE DIDN'T SEE ME
>>61751250
vocaroo us a tune lad
>>61751236
>where is janny
trigger happy janny is kill
we shitposted him into an aneurysm
Might go to Tim's house and kidnap moose or just keep getting in Tim's camera view
Crimes of Britain @crimesofbrits 1h1 hour ago
Baha Mousa tortured and murdered by British soldiers. He suffered at least 93 injuries prior to death #Chilcot
British soldiers beat Ahmed Ali & forced him into a canal at gunpoint to "teach him a lesson" in Iraq. #Chilcot
ah brits committing more war crimes i see
>>61751250
why would your mother be in your room?
>>61751293
I'm far too shy anon
>>61751297
yeah walk towards him again mate see what happens sunshine
>>61751300
Iraqis, like Paddies, aren't human.
>>61751300
bit of bants m8
the lads needed something to do before they went to Shagaluf on leave
https://twitter.com/crimesofbrits/status/750654038971125760
>/brit/ WILL defend this
Ah yes, more seditious sentiments. Just what this country needs right now.
blair has no argument t-b-h
>>61751375
pure bants
Lads I'm feeling really down. What can I do?
>>61751300
Happy Eid Poleaboo.
>>61749466
How much has your wife spent on plastic surgery? Will she be spending that much on your children's plastic surgery too??
>>61751351
Yeah we, unlike the shit skins have risen to a godly level of existence. Watching, observing.
Do you guys remember Tony Blair's Britain?
It was fucking mental wasn't it?
We lived in a post-911, post-7/7 terror attacks country and really shit technology compared to today.
The late 1990's and early 2000's will always be fascinating to me.
>>61751421
*hugs*
>>61751344
don't be stupid
>>61751375
>Crimes of Britain
>35K followers
Kek
>>61749233
why are french girls so perfect
>>61751432
>irish
>not shitskins
kek
>>61751375
>Dead British soldiers are not victims
is the owner a paki?
>>61751300
Literally nothing wrong with either of those things. If anything they should be congratulated.
dindins: hamburger marinated in in mountain dew
>>61751375
Pretty tame compared to what the IRA got up to desu.
>>61751462
>no nice french gf
Ah yes, very impressive.
>>61751421
do a poo
>>61749233
BG looks like Mexico except for the building renovations. Maybe Real del Monte
>>61751496
business idea: us an uk invade france for qts
>>61751462
>perfect
they shit slimy shiny turds and crap uterus meat once a month like everyone else
>>61751421
Drink more water and go for a walk
keen for a sex
>>61751462
i hate french !!!
Looking at the FB comments for the Chilcot stuff and realizing how many Pakistanis hate us. Might be going a bit racist again.
>>61751480
Is this you?
kek
KEK
K E K
>>61751532
thought this said 'karen for a sex'
was about to smack you
>>61751557
fuck off italian twat where out the eu we dont care about ur opinion
>>61751551
kek, his paper round get taken by a latvian?
I wish Blair had finished the great Oliver Cromwell's work.
funny how all the major political figures in the UK of the past decade or so are all leaving the political scene within the last year or two, either getting BTFO or resigning
i guess the old has to go, to make way for the new
>>61751551
lmao
>>61751468
>implying
Don't need to be jealous rasheed.
>>61751578
don't respond to me
*listens to eurobeat*
*gets strong urge to buy a mazda MX-5 and go drifting on late night B roads*
ah yes
>>61751578
karen for a sex
>>61751650
sorry
>>61751687
come ere ya cunt
>>61751677
ah yes a thrilling endorsement from UKIP's youth wing
>>61751656
get an MR2 lad
>>61751743
me on the left
>>61751743
Spending Eid productively aren't you Monica?
>>61751740
what are you going to do, sit on me? fat prick
apologise
*listens to vivaldi's four seasons*
*gets strong urge to apply for jobs and optimise my CV*
ah yes
>>61751631
>out with the old; in with the new
>brexit
stealing a /balt/ meme
https://youtube.com/watch?v=wAVvIQ9a4xk
>>61751828
>men and women
there are more than 2 genders you fucking bigot
>>61751828
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magdalene_Laundries_in_Ireland
apologise
I've somehow got a 9/10 gf and I have no idea why she likes me what the fuck how do I even compute what the fuck is happening she's obsessed with me, fuck I better not fuck this up ahahah
>>61751876
im guessing you didnt read the first paragraph
*kms*
>>61751884
fuck off normie
this """summer weather""" has given me a cold
alri
>>61751944
I'm not a normie ahah my life is a mess
>>61751884
*fucks you are gf*
we have a good thing going sweet bumblebee
don't tell him about us
*tongue tongue wink wink*
>>61751884
>>61751884
just dont worry about it 2bh lad. She's probly thinking the same about you, just enjoy it pal
>>61751884
she settled for you
she looks at more attractive, funnier, more successful men and feels held back by you
sorry mate
>>61751828
But Parliament voted to invade Iraq and so saying that it was the PM using Royal prerogative is dumb desu
>French Films
>Literally lesbian porn
>>61751991
brutal f am
>>61751979
>She's probly thinking the same about you
I know she is, thats the redeeming thing
Still though what the fuck is this kill me
>>61751991
Steady on lad its early days.
>>61751991
Not that guy but how do you know this when you haven't met either person.
>>61752013
life is literally lesbian porn if you don't think too hard about it
>>61751884
give us a geez then ay lad
>>61752087
piss off Kevin, I'm not falling your your tricks again
>>61752119
oi just chuck us a sneaky pic
>Emy gifts for /brit/
>>61752069
its written in the stars lad
doing an iraq war
at the beginning of 2014:
>David Cameron was Prime Minister and leader of the Conservative Party
>Nick Clegg was Deputy Prime Minister and leader of the Liberal Democrat Party
>George Osborne was Chancellor of the Exchequer
>Ed Miliband was Leader of the Opposition and leader of the Labour Party
>Harriet Harman was the Shadow Deputy
>Ed Balls was the Shadow Chancellor
>Nigel Farage was the leader of the United Kingdom Independence Party
>Alex Salmond was the leader of the Scottish National Party
>Natalie Bennett was the leader of the Green Party
at the end of 2016:
None of them still have their jobs.
https://twitter.com/CarolineLucas/status/750643742646923264
>Chilcot didn't say what I want it to say, so I'll just pretend it did!
can feel a poo coming on
British are fucking scum
>>61752325
no u
>>61752325
I love it when taigs kill each other over a treaty
why are irish so mean
just did a wank lads
>passing the buck to the yanks
lol the fucking snake
>>61752175
>>61752205
NEED SOME SEX FUCK
>>61752400
gross i just imagined it
you need a shower
so what do we think of all this italy business?
>>61752444
war criminal
>British are fucking scum
>>61751884
probably a slut
hot + with ugly guy means all the hot guys know she's a slut and wont touch her with a 10 foot pole
>>61752389
not just the paddys that are mean
twat
>>61752444
lol it's actually called *The Italian Job
http://imdb.com/title/tt0317740/
it's pretty good imo
doing a listen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wnDYxpx5WP8
Will Blair kill himself later? He looks extremely drained
>>61752510
>2003 remake
>two hour speech
>nothing was said
>>61752563
i hope so, it would be like Hitler in his bunker, would make for a FANTASTIC final scene in the inevitable biopic
Why does every cunt on youtube have their full name as their username
>Balir outed as a war criminal
>Pound still in free fall
>Brexit leaders have all admitted promises were lies and have walked away from politics
>beaten by part time whalers in the euros
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
wisconsin cheddar
>>61752663
>>Balir outed as a war criminal
but that isn't what happened
cymru am byth
>>61752681
Why is England depicted as a woman in a black dress?
>>61752681
>tfw british qts are a myth
>>61752703
Yes it is
>>61752703
it's pretty obvious he had no real reason to engage in the Iraq war and that the UK played such a minor role that it was effectively all for nothing, especially considering that terrorism hasn't been stopped and has only gotten worse. much worse.
but as a yank i digress. it's really none of my business
>>61752710
need a welsh bf
>>61752749
business idea: reinstate Tony Blair as PM
>>61752710
hwn
>>61752719
because we are more conservative than any other of the nations within the uk
even fucking ulster it seems
>>61752744
>>61752738
The Chilcot report does not say Blair is a war criminal
>>61752790
>start illegal war
>not a war criminal
>>61752841
The Chilcot report does not say the war was illegal
>>61752854
It doesn't need to
Read between the lines you cuck
Got called a normie irl...
>>61752895
>takes 7 years and 2.6 million words and you still have to read between the lines
>>61752895
You're imagining things
the Chilcot report does not say the war was illegal
going to put out the ocado sticker
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