Got called racist in Greggs Edition
korean pop
Marina
what do you think about their level of English?
http://img.2chan.net/b/res/364761711.htm
Emy Yoga
>>61753028
fingered this slut's arse behind a club in york
doing a carnal desire
>>61753067
>evil black corruption spreading through the veins in her side
Pass, she's obviously possessed by some demon
tom reply to me mate
cheers
Do Americans seriously not understand Scottish people?
I'm southern English and I understand them perfectly
at the beginning of 2014:
>David Cameron was Prime Minister and leader of the Conservative Party
>Nick Clegg was Deputy Prime Minister and leader of the Liberal Democrat Party
>George Osborne was Chancellor of the Exchequer
>Ed Miliband was Leader of the Opposition and leader of the Labour Party
>Harriet Harman was the Shadow Deputy
>Ed Balls was the Shadow Chancellor
>Nigel Farage was the leader of the United Kingdom Independence Party
>Alex Salmond was the leader of the Scottish National Party
>Natalie Bennett was the leader of the Green Party
at the end of 2016:
None of them still have their jobs.
gonna invade iraq, you lads want anything
>>61753136
>at the end of 2016:
all done by mid 2016, shirley
Reg Keys absolutely destroying Blair right now
>>61753136
Well neither do you, so
>>61753152
>Tony "I should have bombed more" Blair
>>61753152
Yea get me a couple of WMDs, ta
>>61753152
cheese sandwich and a packet of cheese and onion crisps xx
Why are all the best girls lesbians lads?
>>61753123
:^)
>>61753152
yeah get us a few jihadis m8 if it's not too much of an issue
>>61753152
decades of ME butthurt pls
>>61753152
laughed at this
>>61753130
Married a Scot
took me about 6 months to understand my in-laws
you lot
out of business
now
>>61753236
bugger off normie
>try to burp
>feels like i'm about to vomit
>have to swallow stomach acid back down
fucking hell
would you fuck a relative if they weren't your relative?
if she wasn't related, i'd definitely shag my sister. she grew up to be quite fit, fantastic body, great arse and big tits.
what does /brit/ think of corbyn?
>>61753152
leave the oil for me, thanks bro
>>61753283
great noble man
principled and authentic unlike any of the tory-blairite goons
>>61753266
this thread isn't your dairy
>>61753283
Great guy. Best thing to ever happen to the Tory party.
>>61752977
Pic related
>>61753282
How do you feel about the fact that at some point, some chad will or already has made her believe his lies and pumped her full of chad spunk
>>61753130
Americans are idiots, you can't blame them.
>>61753258
>tfw called a normie
>>61753191
>overweight
get in the bin
>>61753152
Few barrels of oil la
had a dream there was this huge venomous spider runing around my room
woke up with the fear of god
>>61753283
Great lad but taking way too long with the great Blairite purge 2bh, I literally can't wait to seize the means of production any longer.
>>61753266
always a horrible feeling
i need Irish thread right now
where?
who would win in a fight between Kev and Tim?
note: Kev has just come off the M50 and the dentist has been messing around with Tim
had a dream that I was this huge venomous spider runing around some lad's room
woke up with the joy of god
>>61753328
just the natural way of things i s'pose
don't get me wrong, I'm no pathetic virgin in comparison or anything, I've shagged my share of birds and been the Chad to other lads' sisters.
but i would shag my own. we're good looking siblings, everyone mentions this. would be gr8 to get a Lannister thing going on
>>61753236
Is this you?
stop filtering my flag fucking chavs
>>61753483
*Filters your flag*
>>61753474
this image must be 10 years old
nowadays every youth looks like benders
me and the lads
dont take me home
please don't take me home
>>61753483
hji japan :3
id just like to THANK you for all my precious anime images you truly are the superior humans! xD
heres one of Karen haha! shes very cute!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=80fvvcPQ62w
Everything about this video makes me laugh so much. Sums up aspects of England well in my opinion.
>>61753483
there isn't an /eire/ thread up right now
business idea: hold a second referendum and vote to leave again
>>61753483
>>61753555
fuck off weeaboo
oh my god! David Cameron is resigning! wtfffff
>>61753536
image didn't post...
>>61753536
fucked that up didnt you
or was the joke you dont have any lads ahaha
hate when i make a post but the thread doesn't fucking update for 30 seconds
did bugger all at work again
>>61753565
Destabilise the Middle East then deny all responsibility and refuse to help them recover
>>61753567
>american dad
FOY
>>61753555
what a fantastic post!
>>61753055
neat
i like japan
they have this cat named Shiro who is really badass
>>61753593
are those kev cakes?
did someone on /brit/ actually request a cake shop make kev cakes
actually cant wait for 5 years from now when weebs all fuck off or kill themselves
>>61753567
Do you guys gamble?
Have conditioner and body wash but no fucking shampoo typical
>>61752977
test
>>61753605
they send people home at my work if they're not doing well
think the union made them stop it though
funny isn't it
>>61753649
yeah
must have been a couple of months ago now
was quite a lark
>>61753661
I play some poker
Seems like some aussies got banned due to Easter from ever posting on /int/ again.
>>61753649
boomf marshmallows, newfriend
farage and corbyn are working together to take control of the UK
>>61753525
Still travel in packs but yeah, I agree. No one randomly yells cunty comments at each other looking for trouble any more unless it's a Friday or Saturday night out.
>>61753663
body wash is basically identical to shampoo m8
>>61753728
Corbyn will be PM soon
will be good to see this country shake-off the shackles of neo-liberal tyranny
>>61753130
Understood them fine when I visited St. Andrews but some of them make no sense
Disregard my earlier post procured some shampoo
Scrubbed my forehead a little too hard and washed all the protective layer off. Now it's shinym red and stinging like fuck.
Celtic languages are cool as fuck
Is it even possible to live on your own if you make minimum wage?
>>61753649
hello newtwat
>>61753751
>Corbyn will be PM soon
>>61753796
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UP4nXlKJx_4
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YdHPoyRWgyU
Sums my life up.
>>61753796
Only Welsh and Irish.
Scottish is horrible
>>61753801
Yeah, as long as you live up north
>>61753869
>welsh
>irish
>cool
lol
>>61753851
that's worthy of a head stomping
>>61753796
Ddwi'n cytuno! Wyt ti'n meddwl am ddysgu sut i siarad Cymraeg? Mae'n iaith perffaith am caneuon a barddoniaeth, yn fy marn i
>>61753884
Well done for learning how to opine
>>61753796
I'm sorry. But this statement is incorrect. Try again.
>>61753869
how's Manx language
>>61753928
..........yeah
>>61753801
if you work 2/3 jobs or are eligible for enough bennies
>>61753933
Shite
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Io0fBr1XBUA
tune
doing a think
I feel betrayed
>>61753930
Celtic languages are cooler than Italy at least
decided to filter that autist
me on the right
Stopped drinking again last Sunday. Can't wait for the depression and anxiety induced by regular binges to lift and for my energy levels to shoot up. Took 2 weeks last time. Hey don't get me wrong, the bev is fun when you are on it but fuck it.
Pic is food for thought...
>>61754031
Which one?
decided to autism the filter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>61754031
stop it
>>61754030
Sorry. This statement is also incorrect.
Oh dear, you're doing quite terribly today aren't you?
>>61754064
*filters you*
>>61754045
makes u think
filter decided to autism!!!!
>>61754045
>it was deeper in that part
>there was a raft/float or something beneath him
>>61754082
>>61754082
>>61754082
Sei stupido ... molto stupido
Porco dio!
>>61754047
the biggest one
>>61754108
are you watching tsongoat?
>>61753788
brillo pad?
kurva antoyak
Today is George W Bush's birthday
>>61754082
No, i'm not
anyway we need the place to discuss the greatness of Celtic languages
make it, Italia
>>61753921
Yeah
But you never know, maybe he had it coming.
>>61754108
Ah it's the avonman's son come to collect the catalogue.
Sorry but I threw it in the bin with all the other unsolicited mail, yes I know your dad has to buy them out of what pittance he earns flogging low quality products to bored housewives but it's really not my problem.
Run along now, you're lowering the property value by standing there.
>>61754148
yeah la'
not gonna post in the wimbo thread tho because of illogical hatred directed at me constantly in there.
regardless of that, murray is a different class and should really win easy.
Thinking of joining my local rifle club lads
>>61754129
Celt.
>>61754134
Cringe Celt.
>>61754191
Try the garbage.
>>61754127
Sure thing achmed...
>>61754241
Io sono inglese, frocio.
Just did a wank where I imagined my ex-gf had tricked me into chastity, used that as a basis to slowly take over all aspects of my life and feminise me against my will, before fucking me hard up the arse with a strap-on while whispering cruel, humiliating, and degrading things into my ear.
Felt a bit sad about the state of my life when it was all over, but there's no denying it was an exciting wank. Why is my penis out to cause me emotional pain /brit/?
>>61754265
>everything that a moderate muslim does that contradicts my ignorant and bigoted viewpoint of Islam is taqiyya
Business idea: Nicola Sturgeon voodoo dolls
Stab it with a needle and it says phrases like "this is totally unacceptable" "the Scottish people overwhelmingly voted against this" etc
>>61753567
>American Dad
Are you 12, lad?
>>61754300
Figures, English people are the most embarrassing when they try to speak Italian.
3 hours, boyos!
business idea: create a new newspaper in this day and age
what do you think about when you come to Japan for sightseeing and you are talked to by Japanese in English?
I guess you guys hope you are talked to in Japanese because you wanna enjoy your trip including the language.
>>61754391
Are you?
>>61754322
Basically, yeah. But you a wrong about ignorant. I have looked into the death cult.
Redpill me on chilcot
>>61754460
biggest cock in england
stop...
KAREN TIME
Depressed people just need to choose to be happy and grateful.
>Basically, yeah. But you a wrong about ignorant. I have looked into the death cult.
>people still trying to convince themselves islam isn't shit
wewoo
>>61754425
one lad from here went to japan for a month, he paid £3000 for 1(one), that means only 1(one), not 2(two) or three(3), but 1(one) and only 1(one) hug from a jap girl
>>61754510
business idea: Limewire
>>61754322
They can't even coexist amongst differing sects of Islam.
>>61754436
Grow up already, faggot. Go back to playing Minecraft and eating sugar.
>>61754454
Taqiya is only used by shias you mong
Yes Islam is shit and needs to fuck off but your picture is misleading
>>61753283
Islington Socialism is just self-righteous virtue-signalling.
But even Islington Socialism is better than nothing.
having a think
>>61754577
what's bothering you friend?
>>61754425
迷子ですか?ほらここ戻って
>>61752120
>>61754594
Because I am a Muslim.
ate too much spaghetti bonanaise
>>61754628
Rasheed
business idea: make britain great again
>>61754611
Underage Redditors on this board.
Do you have any idea how much happier we'd all be if you stayed on Reddit and let us use our website in peace?
>>61754628
Prove it.
>>61754655
I've probably been here longer than you you fucking autist
>>61754553
> that one dodgy porn video you downloaded off there where the atmosphere was off and she might've just been underage but you can't really be sure
>>61754655
Redditors and JFs need to fuck off 2bh
portugese posters are actually pretty bro-tier, good sense of humour in them, can handle bantz and make fun of themselves
gonna feel sorry for them when they get BALE'd
>>61754549
kek
he should have go to adult entertainment shop
>>61754618
fuck off jap
>>61754647
>>61754665
I will not. Infidels!
>>61754675
I've been on 4chan since 06 and on /int/ since it was started. You're a retarded Redditor manchild who feels like being here for a whopping 6 months means you've passed your edgy test and can hang out with the cool kids.
THINKING OF HIRING A LIFE COACH, LADS
>>61754735
been here since 08 and you should kill yourself
>>61754655
Reddit is better than 4chan these days.
reminder to exfoliate twice daily
>>61754735
>>61754751
been here since 1846
BTFO
making an arrangement
Now they nigel farage has stepped down a new candidate has put himself forward for election
went to the butchers, picked up 3 for £10 deal (sausages, stewing beef, chicken breasts) and some pork scratchings. Spoke to the butcher about the football tonight. Feeling good today desu. Hopeful for the future of our nation.
>>61754799
what type of arrangement are you making
post the pic
Crazy that my family tree only goes back to 1776 whereas you lot have ancestors from thousands of years ago.
Really makes you think
>>61754802
Reported to scotland yard for meme stealing
>Finally moving out of parents basement into own place
>Need to get internet
>Cheapest virgin media is £32.50 a month
When did Internet get so expensive?
I swear it used to be like £15
I remember negotiating over the phone for the internet at my parents house when I was a teen and getting it for that price.
>>61754823
fuck off murderer
>>61754802
why did this make me laugh
>>61754751
>since 08
Suprised you were alive back then 2bh.
>kill yourself
Wow, that hurt, man. Which subreddit should you put that epic burn on? r/autisticmanchildren?
>>61754768
Then just go spend your time there if you like it so much more ffs. I'm not forcing you to stay here, in fact I encourage you to leave and be in your echo chamber.
>>61754784
Been here since 1776 tbqhwyl
>>61754784
can't believe Robert Peel resigned
wonder how the Earl of Russell will do as Prime Minister
>>61754847
I think it's cheaper than that if you leave out the phone line and TV?
got called a sexist in greenhalghs lads
>>61754865
Hope you're being ironic and you're not actually like this in reality
>>61754865
>Been here since 1776 tbqhwyl
1846 bc TBHWYFAM
>>61754889
he'll be alright
>>61754833
doctors appointment on friday at 3:50pm
>>61754865
What echo chamber? It's a massive website with a wide range of communities of varying ideologies, tastes and cultures.
I can tell you've never been.
why is his flag so small lads
got told to leave Greggs because i wasn't buying anything and i was "intimidating the customers"
this country's turned into a fucking joke
>>61754930
Why did they only fill in a little circle in your flag?
>>61754823
fuck off murderer
need to move out so I can do sex with girls but it's very impractical and pointless at this stage
>>61754894
Nah it actually works out MORE if you split the packages down to their component price.
If I had phone, internet and TV it would be £24 + £17.99 line rental a month.
So why can't I have internet and TV for £24? Or Internet only for £12? But they don't do a package like that.
I have to have internet only for £32
>>61754938
just got called ageist in pound bakery, this country's gone to pot i tell thee
>>61754938
You should have made a scene.
>>61754823
FONT
>>61754967
go with someone other than Virgin?
How's corbyn doing these days
Can the following nationalities please leave this thread :
Ireland
Italy
That is all.
>>61754996
Virgin are the only fibre optic provider. Fuck ADSL.
>>61754987
Isn't this what all Italian shopping is like? Going down to the local market that's been running for hundreds of years to buy all your food?
>be reading the New York Times
>stumble upon this article
>look at the main photo
Ah yes.
>>61755029
how'd you get a hold of my dickpics
>>61754905
Like what? Not as eager to fit in and thumbs-up your posts as your little Reddit pals? Nah, I'm an adult you autist.
>>61754917
I've been to make everyone shut up about me not going. It was needlessly unfunny, unproductive, and trite. The worst part by far is the community: they breed normal people into pot smoking, bad joke making, overly sensitive contrarians that make you cringe every time they do anything at all. I'm speaking for personal experince: I had a lot of good friends who went on Reddit and are now complete faggots.
If you disagree and think Reddit is great, that's fine, but please do so ON REDDIT, not here. Please, for the love of God.
Look who it is
Business idea: loosen planning regulations
>>61755042
>EY MARIO, HOP IN THE FERRARI, WE GOTSA TO BUY SOME PASTA FOR MOMMA, ITSA HER DOLMIO DAY!
*cue overactive hand gestures*
![superthumb[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/6FfYfVF.jpg "superthumb[2].jpg")
>>61755061
so you are being ironic, cool
>>61754947
Should be completely white desu. Same with the French flag.
>>61755097
EXACTLY this
>>61754917
>It's a massive website with a wide range of echo chambers to choose from
>>61754913
I hope you feel better soon anyway lad
>>61754947
can you dye the sun?
>>61755099
Birth certificate or gtfo.
>>61755132
sent ;) xD
>>61755080
The guy who wrote that into my heart an air that kills poem
>Unexpected item in the bagging area
Rate my thing
This German smells of an American with a proxy tbqh
Anyone else get that sense?
>>61754728
>left side has a woman able to chose what she wants and she wants to look hot to feed her own ego since humans like to do that
>right side is a woman wearing clothing or else her family will shame her and will probably be raped by other shitskins
Epik.
>>61755160
10/10 your laziness
>>61755052
>theres even sand wog robe wearers in wales
Is no place safe
>>61755179
I'm an American on vacation actually. What tipped you off?
>>61755061
Jesus Christ you sound like a fucking loser. I'm glad I don't know you in real life, and what subreddits did you go to? r/funny and r/4chan and then called it quits?
Anyway I've been on here for 6 years now and I have no intention of leaving anytime soon. Sorry you can't handle that without sperging out but I don't care to be honest.
>>61755179
I haven't even read any of his posts
Can someone tell me how banks work?
>they pay you to keep your money safe
If there's one thing this world needs, it's more anime.
Can you imagine a world without anime?
>>61755207
>I'm an American
Fuck off I want cool German bros not smelly fatties.
>I've been to make everyone shut up about me not going. It was needlessly unfunny, unproductive, and trite. The worst part by far is the community: they breed normal people into pot smoking, bad joke making, overly sensitive contrarians that make you cringe every time they do anything at all. I'm speaking for personal experince: I had a lot of good friends who went on Reddit and are now complete faggots.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uZ5mD3Sn96U
Can relate to this ih day.
>>61755207
you typed the sentences too fast
normal Germans cannot do it
>>61755200
those women in robes probably have 5 kids each
>>61755217
Enjoy reality hitting you when you're in your thirties and drinking yourself to death
>>61755232
They also have your permission to gamble your money to keep our economy afloat.
How is it that the Tories are evil yet it's Tony Blair and his government that invaded Iraq while the Tories opposed bombing Syria years later?
CAN THIS GERMAN AND ITALIAN FUCK OFF
LIKE RIGHT NOW
>>61755232
You put money into a bank.
They invest that money and make a profit.
They give you a very small amount of that profit for giving them money while at the same time hold it for you.
>>61755207
>vacation
Fuck off. We say holiday in the US
>>61755265
the italian's alright
i think perhaps it is you that needs to vacate the subreddit
>>61755265
German can stay tb h
Italian is a cocksleeve
Left-wing German politician who was raped by migrants admits she LIED to police about her attackers' nationality because she did not want to encourage racism
>Selin Gören was attacked by three men in January in the city of Mannheim
>She went to police but did not reveal the ethnic make-up of the suspects
>Instead, the 24-year-old said she had been robbed by German speakers
>Refugee activist had feared there would be a backlash against migrants
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3675154/Left-wing-German-politician-raped-migrants-admits-LIED-police-attackers-nationality-did-not-want-encourage-racism.html
>>61755233
I don't want to imagine such a thing
>>61755317
>daily fail
ugh
>>61755239
If it makes you feel any better, ethnically I'm purely Icelandic even though I was born in America. So I look Germanic.
>>61755252
You'd be suprised, I've met a lot of German who speak incredibly English.
>>61755265
Fr*nch Swiss detected
>>61755317
I read this and I didn't even laugh, I just got sad. Germany is so pathetic now, it's beyond a joke.
gonna start browsing reddit lads
>>61755259
>Enjoy reality hitting you when you're in your thirties and drinking yourself to death
>Because you browse Reddit
That sounds like one of those desperate threats children give you when they don't get their way but can't think of anything to do to fight back so they just invent some absurd horrible scenario to try and scare you in the hopes that you'll believe it as if they supernaturally know what will happen to you in the future.
