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kpoo
just got called an islamophobe in hampsons
3rd for 3rd
Going out with the lads tomorrow night but I'm going to lie to my family and tell them I'm going out with a girl.
>>61756320
Third eye status: Obliterated.
>>61756374
Ain't they going to be suspicious when you come home with a torn arsehole?
wales is playing today, or trying to lol ! x)))
Alright lads
posting from bed
>>61756350
shut up medpack.
>>61756417
arabic face
>>61756403
Joke's on you, my arsehole has been tearing itself to shreds for weeks now with massive protein shits.
why did they do it.
are they just mad
>Water can never be created or destroyed
>There's always the same amount of water on planet earth
>It's an unlimited resource since it's never "used up".
>It costs money
Ah yes very impressive.
>>61756309
I would ride that bicycle if you know what I mean
>>61756457
fuck off
i'm bulgarian
POST EM LADS
>>61756469
You're not paying for the water, you're paying for the convenience. Absolutely nothing stopping you from going and collecting your own water for free.
>>61756492
Fuck off we're full
>>61756492
Jesus that's even worse.. When you going back?
>>61756492
arabic bulgarian
>>61756469
Ummm actually water is created all the time sweetie
>>61756492
Rasheed.
>infrastructure is built from magic and therefore should be free
>it costs money
Ah yes very impressive.
>>61756507
Depends if you're american.
http://cnsnews.com/news/article/oregon-man-sentenced-30-days-jail-collecting-rainwater-his-property
>>61756469
It costs money to make it safe for human consumption.
Roy Keane walked past my window where i worked, (I'm a big manchester united fan) I opened the window to say hi, he told me to fuck off. Pretty much what i expected though
>>61756427
Don't be rude to the health. They're good lads. Kindly asking you to apologise for that rudeness.
>>61756506
FOBTR
>>61756523
i've been here for years
>>61756535
never
>>61756536
>>61756555
no
>>61756580
I apologise.
>Literally a flat rate for water per month no matter how much you use
So what is the incentive to save water?
>>61756572
I'm doubting the veracity of this Paddy's claims
>>61756536
you're a fantastic poster, please stay.
>>61756624
Starving children in Africa
>>61756623
Don't apologise to me. Apologise to the medpack.
>>61756524
LITTLE
business idea: invest in a really long hose and sell my water to the third world
>>61756654
Children in Africa will die if I top up the swimming pool? Nice.
>>61756687
No fuck that.
>>61756688
SWISS
>>61756713
FLAGS
>>61756710
Come on now lad, we're all friends here. He's probably not even a Prod.
>>61756741
ARE
AYO WE DYIN WHAT IS WE DO?
WE HAS MORE KIDS JAMAL
R8 my fashion sense lads
>>61756744
Fuck off taig
woohoo TF2 matchmaking
Suck it overwatch runts
Time to get drunk and smack some nerds
Ohio gozayimas
>LITTLE
>SWISS
>FLAGS
>>61756783
Save it for next week m8.
Thoroughly enjoying the posts of that swiss lad.
gonna read the chilcot report see you in a year
I might be grossly over simplifying this, but why exactly are African's starving?
"Because they is poor"
Yeah and 10,000 years ago there was no money and humans lived fine. Why don't they just hunt or something?
got an interview for a job that's farther away and only 2k pound more. might skip it.
cara 2bh lads
>small swiss flag
>a fucking medpack
>first aid lad
>>61756777
dennis the menace
>>61756851
Already read all 2.5 million words of it la
https://twitter.com/pamyurin/status/750703861233430528
Get hype ting
>>61756883
>2k pound
how much is that? About 3 euros?
>>61756883
I gave a lad a job today because he talked with me about cars for 20 minutes.
>>61756938
Oh shit, two days early. Hurry or you'll miss it.
>>61756944
euro is still worth less than pounds m8
got a bit of a headache, gonna skip my wank
>>61756777
japanese cartoonist 2bh lad
>>61756944
2300 atm
>>61756970
that doesn't look female
Today in guitar I've learned:
>A sus2
>E minor
>how to hold the fucking thing
>how to tune a guitar (and i tuned it all by myself :))
>how it's important to keep the strumming at a consistent interval
>other things
>>61757000
lol
>>61757045
nearly there
>>61756777
>striped shirt
>tight jeans
>red socks
>>61757045
today in guitar I've learned:
fucking nothing I havn't played it in the six months since I did my grade 8 exam fml!
>>61756826
what's next week
>>61757045
Are you learning on acoustic or electric?
>>61757079
more americans should wear stripes
>>61757045
>guitar
>>61756938
R O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N
>>61757067
yeah
*looks at the sunset pensively*
>>61757089
the spanish one
>>61757088
12th lad
>KrautYank is gone
Will I ever see him again lads? Miss him already, just want him back.
>>61757104
>more americans should drink tea
ftfy thank me later
>>61757116
>classical
Play us some Jose Gonzalez m80
>>61757152
His posts were immeasurably better than yours will ever be
Think my boss might be a SJW even though he has a tough guy from London persona.
He's made off hand comments like "I don't have any time for white south Africans. and "I've never understood the issue this country has with brown people".
>>61757187
don't think tea is as slimming
What's the most expensive thing you own?
>>61757240
My virginity
>>61757222
White South Africans are fucking insufferable and he's making a good point 2bh.
>>61757240
tennants superbrew
>>61757240
you guys: my friends
Errr. No.
>>61757240
my computer
>>61757240
£22k Cartier watch (granddad left it to me in his will)
>>61757240
My car but technically I don't own since I'm making payments on it so I guess my electric guitar
>>61757293
>White South Africans are fucking insufferable
What just because they made a successful African country?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nj_Jiio8IkE
me at 3:18
>>61757240
The love of a woman
Realised at work how pathetic I am.
I don't have any female friends and don't speak to girls much but we had a new girl start at work today and when she spoke to me I got an erection.
I hope this is more common than I think.
>Wayols vs Donaldo
very hyped
What does gyaegun mean?
>>61757342
You've clearly never met that many of them.
>>61757366
haven't talked to a girl in ages so i wouldn't know haha
>>61757366
Unironically started work on Monday and already been talking to three girls already.
>>61757366
You sure it wasn't a fear boner?
>>61756938
>I was walking on the street at night and there was this guy who kept looking my way the entire time. The next time I turned around he was standing still just staring at me so I walked a little more and then made a mad dash for a stairwell off to the side. I was so scared. I don't really know WHY, but it was super scary, I had goosebumps. should make that into a live-action or something
>seriously though, that was so scary
>If you're going to talk to me then be more natural about it..!
>The streets at night×running at me like that definitely are a BAD combination (/ _ ; )
didnt realise youd already gone down there
>>61757413
oh ok
>>61757417
Nice. I work in a factory full of old men though.
>>61757430
Entirely possible. I did sweat a little bit and grin like a Cheshire cat when I walked off. I had to leave the room for a bit.
>>61757347
Oh boy
Oh man
OH BOY OH MAN!!!
>>61757417
the point is whether you are horny to them or not, isn't it?
>>61757409
I've met two.
One was a pretty funny guy, the other was an insufferable SJW
>>61757475
Fair enough teebeeh, there's a fair few girls where I am.
>>61757483
Image related.
>>61757366
A girl once asked me to lift her and I couldn't and later on while working, she had another co-worker carry her over to me so she could say "See? It's easy"
>A woman called Deanna Webb holds the world record for self-inflicted multiple orgasms: 226 in one session
>tfw finally moving out of a house share and will finally have control over who my gas and electric will be with
>tfw managed an energy supplier call centre for 2 years
>tfw no all the tricks
hehe gonna get free gas and electric lads.
>>61756506
Sweet kek
the gf building a gaming PC lads
>>61757141
I'm sorry I either don't know or forgot what happens on that day.
>>61757538
all me
How many necks you eaten today lads?
Was on Tinder with the lads earlier and we found my mate's little sister on it
It was fantastic
Didn't swipe right, unfortunately
>>61757627
Make sure she remembers to glue the CPU down properly so it doesn't fall out
>tfw remembering you will never have a qt gf, your penis will never enter a vagina, you will never cuddle a warm, soft qt and feel content in life
>>61757701
wow, hilarious.
you building a gaming PC lads
*sneezes*
*nearly passes out*
whew, bless me.
saw my ex on tinder and swiped right lol
>>61757747
me too haha
>buy dirt on credit
>DIRT
>spend days making cookies out of pure DIRT
>sell dirt cookies
>still lose money
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3337cj4sJQ
Why do Africans just fail at life lads?
Business idea: sleep for an hour when feeling tired instead of taking caffeine
>>61757674
Fuck off back to whatever country you came from.
fuck sake's nearly exposed myself a normie, whew.
>>61757240
my car. I've spent $16,500 on it in total
>>/fa/11484724
>>/fa/11484724
>>/fa/11484724
>>/fa/11484724
>>/fa/11484724
>>61757828
your idea is very useful, so I will adopt it from now
Thanks!
>>61757797
Text her now that you swiped right, bet you will get some sympathy arse
>>61757883
nice link you fucking mong
everyone laugh at him
>>61757240
The wife and her son.
>>61757821
haiti isn't in africa you fucking moron
>>61757837
Oh that day, sorry it's not that I forgot, I just didn't care.
*takes the red pill*
*becomes an alt-rightist*
listening to the Lincolnshire poacher desu
>>61757747
>tfw had the chance to have a qt gf and have my penis enter a vagina and I rejected it because I didn't feel worthy of it
>tfw now I feel worthy of it, I can't find any qt gfs to put my penis into
>>61757904
Where the fuck did those nig nogs come from then?
>>61757883
bahahahaha you fucking melt
>>61757898
*laughs at you instead*
>>61757915
Yeah, fuck off shitskin.
>>61757904
but haitians are AFRICAN-americans.
>>61757928
>"POST IN MY MEME THREAD LADS! PLEEEAAAAAAAAASE!!!!!!!!"
>>61757958
the spanish and albertos brought them over from africa
they accidentally killed all the natives (whoops!) and needed strong workers
linked one gash today lads
>mfw
>>61757893
Good for you! Thought i'd share it since I had just finished taking a nap for an hour after feeling tired!!!
>>61757980
Yeah. They're Africans
>>61757977
what
all of you are fucking gimps today
gonna do a listen to the House of Cards soundtrack
feeling Machiavellian
Carbonara for tea lads. How about you lot?
>>61757627
Now I'm no computer expert but isn't extreme heat applied directly to a battery a very bad thing?
>>61758022
Go back to whatever shithole you came from.
doing a poo
>>61757797
saw mine and swiped left, regret it a bit now haha x
gf just told me she wants a man from Brum. What do i do?
taking a think
just reported an off topic image
>>61758125
It's over lad. You should pack your things.
using a top-up dongle for internet for the next few weeks. moving house in a month or so so not going with billpay just yet. already avoiding video sites and DLing pretty much anything. don't use FB or any of those things anyway. I want to turn off any stupid background updating bullshit that covertly eats data/credit. anyone know a site or something that will show me how to turn off such apps?
even with effort the data on these fucking dongle things goes way faster than it should
>>61758119
Nice!
>>61758119
Why are you faggots so obsessed with generic looking gooks?
Want to kpop post but janny might blow his top again
having a look
trying my best
really scared of a globalist alliance where the clintons, bush, obama, blair, and cameron are henchmen and soros is the kingpin
freaks me out thinking that everything is rigged and we don't actually have a say in democracy
listening to shpongle with alcohol lads
>>61758226
i really do love evasive non-answers
>>61757537
>lifting a girl up
that would definitely give me a boner
Why do I have to "compare" energy prices and enter my "usage" to get the "best deal" lads?
Why can't energy companies go "Yeah so these are our unit rates per kilowatt hour and this is our standing charge".
>>61756777
literally me but I'm wearing a plain dark blue polo
didn't get back from work til 6:30 haha
that's the time i woke up in the morning too
>>61758249
Why?
>go outside
>immediately feel self-conscious that everybody is more attractive and outgoing than you
>fumble in your pockets pretending like you've forgotten something
>walk quickly back to your house, spend the day shitposting
JDIMSA
>>61758119
Post grime folder
you don't regard asian girls as someones to love but to have sex
>>61758290
feeling her legs, arse etc.
>>61758232
Get Shnitzled In The Negev, la
>>61758256
>I'm wearing a polo
>>61756777
Well Dennis, how's you?
>>61756777
terrible
>>61758287
About the same for me. Spend ~12 hours all in either getting ready for work or doing work-related-but-uncompensated things. Get paid for 7h/day.
>>61758331
ahhahahahahahaha
>>61758302
Good save, lad.
https://youtu.be/L3vittPOLxI
Remember when this bloke was a mainstream politician haha
>>61758306
recc me some albums senpai
Playing Fifa
Tune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WB0pEtKAmmk
hmm considering bringing the lads with me to go hunting in the great woods
good game can be found, might bring a boar or some deer home for supper. need to improve my bow arm as well.
Why would you like kpop for children like crayon pop when high test groups like Sistar and Secret exist?
>>61758394
you're such a fucking pleb
>>61758319
It was by her hands. So basically she walks up to me, entwine our fingers and then I'd curl her up to eye-level.
>>61758324
>>61758324
so cool
tell me more
I know most of their famous songs though
>>61758388
>UKIP want to keep out white poles and let in huge numbers of Pakistanis and Africans
What did he mean by this?
Choon!
http://youtu.be/vjwZGAPREnQ
>>61758413
are you the one that fedora posted in kpg?
Thoughts?
Gonna have a large wank later.
>Humans arrive on the scene 200,000 years ago
>Takes them 150,000 years to invent farming
Why were modern humans so thick?
planning out a wank
Me on the left
Lots of lads here who aren't getting (You)s
Just know it's not your fault
>>61758413
i like kara, namyu, sistar and spica aswell bruv
Me and the gf
>>61758538
forgot your gaypop you bender
having mcdonalds for diner tonight
how to decrease libido
>>61758531
It's society's fault, right?
blue eyed men are the master race in eu?
>>61758388
he didn't say anything wrong though.
>>61756811
RARE
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>61758594
mcdonalds isn't a diner lad
>>61758608
What are you babbling on about?
Why do rich people have such gaudy taste in things like watches, cars etc? What ever happened to class?
>>61758578
bit rude, yongbong
>>61758619
That's the thing.
Listen to UKIP and they will always make sure to pander to people, saying things about commonwealth immigration and engineers from India etc.
![MV5BMjMzNDUwNTIyMF5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwNjMwNDg3OA@@._V1_[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gVvhmWd.jpg "MV5BMjMzNDUwNTIyMF5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwNjMwNDg3OA@@. V1 [1]")
haha going to watch american history X soon if anyone is interested desu haha
cytu(punt)be/r/nederdraad
haha come talk to dutch people haha desu lads
>Why do rich people have such gaudy taste in things like watches, cars etc? What ever happened to class?
>>61758650
They need you to know how much money their parents have
>>61758650
The only person that comes to mind is Trump. He has shit taste
>>61758519
>Humans arrive on the scene 200,000 years ago
erm
wasnt that simple mate
UKIP were a Tory plant because the BNP were getting popular
>Why do rich people have such gaudy taste in things like watches, cars etc? What ever happened to class?
>>61757306
Awwww x
>>61758645
I looked up the word babbling and knew the meaning
I REALLY GOT ANGRY
>Moving into new property at the end of the month
>Already switch my energy provider before I've even moved in
>Usually people move in and switch, it takes 30 days to switch so whoever the old occupant had as a provider will charge you 30 days on off tariff rates
>They wont be able to charge me fuck all because the supply will have switched just as I move in
D E V I L I S H
>>61758715
keep your opinions to yourself
>What ever happened to class?
>>61756403
>>61756535
>>61756624
>>61756699
>>61756773
>>61756860
>>61756944
>>61757089
>>61757152
>>61757240
>>61757342
>>61757408
>>61757430
>>61757483
>>61757696
>>61757821
>>61757958
>>61758059
>>61758066
>>61758125
>>61758181
>>61758190
>>61758250
>>61758290
>>61758333
>>61758413
>>61758463
>>61758484
>>61758489
>>61758519
>>61758602
>>61758608
>>61758645
>>61758650
not sure
>>61758741
What is this prattling Jap on about?
confused as to why people are spamming kpop here?
>>61758705
>>61758731
>>61758777
t. Swagfags that buy from Topman
>>61758723
Literally this
Controlled opposition
>>61758815
hat bait
>>61758773
No. Trump is an absolute spacker and the man has piss poor taste
Umm??
>>61758541
>>61758773
He does have shit taste tbf
>just cover everything in gold
>>61758489
Me irl
0800
0
mm yes Camembert
Do any lads watch Le Tour de France?
>>61758795
Good post
>hat bait
Who /Road man/ here?
>>61758795
>Making sure everyone gets a (You)
A-are you Batman?
>>61758798
okay you are my English teacher now
plz teach me dirty words more and more
pretty great weather today, although it did rain
Just subscribed to VapeNation lads
>virigin
Ah yes very impressive
Saw some yank had to take down djokovic. Something none of you euros seem to be able to do.
>>61758930
"nigger" is a black person
>>61758840
>>61758835
it will be nice having a president that wears gold fleece jackets
just mounted a union jack on my bedroom wall lads
gf is starting her new job tonight lads and she's really nervous about it just thought i'd let you lads know
>>61758930
What is this indecipherable twaddle?
Hello?
Is Japan there?
>>61758978
expect cartoonists and comedians to take the piss out of him for it
>mm yes Camembert
>Camembert
R.I.P.
>>61758067
>>61758022
good chat
That was a fun read.
confused as to why yanks are posting here?
>>61758958
This is irrefutably true
>>61758650
Do you think Range Rovers are gaudy? I've been thinking of getting one. I like big cars and they seem to be the best option.
>>61758994
Bender
>>61758995
Give her some D now, she will then you later
>>61759004
that's fine
ah yes voting for politicians that putin supports is a great idea
>>61759053
fuck off paki
Looking forward to bale and friends vs ronaldo and friends
>>61759027
because you are on a website that is over 80% american posters, on the international board. you're telling me you go to the international board to talk to people from the same country as you? why not just go to a british chan then?
>>61759054
Thank*
>>61758994
I thought you limies got upset when it gets called a "Union Jack".
I used to call it that all the time until about the fourth or fifth correction I got from one of you folk.
Now I just call it a "Union Flag".
>>61758704
mate the Wales men are kicking the ball we're busy sorry
Wayols to win today lads
Screencap this
>>61759027
Rasheed
>>61759014
Did all the people in this photo die recently.
>>61759054
she's in a different country atm :(
>>61759082
I love watching fit men working up a sweat whilst handling balls as well
>>61759102
never heard that in my life mate
>>61759082
Bale?
>>61759050
Same. I really want a big beastly 4x4 desu.
>>61759080
ah yes if big bad putin says he likes someone you CANT vote for them OR ELSE
>>61758704
Looks gay
Um can someone tell me why there are yanks posting here??
Like, really confused right now??
>>61758878
Leave our thread now, frog lover.
>>61759127
Good thing you are on /int/ then, ask one of the lads to take care of it now
>>61759014
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2153438/Diamond-Jubilee-Enchanting-photos-life-like-Queen-came-throne.html
that really gave me the feels
I put £150 on Wales to win the Euro's last month
>>61759145
>handling
think that's against the rules la
>>61759102
we only care about mistakes when foreigners make them
>>61759182
See >>61759093
>>61759151
Thanks. I'll just start calling it a Union Jack again. Screw the haters.
>>61759182
I gotcha lad, I explain it here, no worries >>61759093
>>61759158
ah yes, putin has our best interests in mind and is not in any way eager to undermine us
>>61759102
It's Reddit mongs who say "union flag" because of a doctor who episode a few years ago saying you can only call it a union jack if it's on a ship
That "fact" is bollocks though http://www.flaginstitute.org/wp/british-flags/the-union-jack-or-the-union-flag/
>>61759093
>ah yes I am american so of course I must enter a thread dedicated to the UK where I am neither welcome nor contributing
>tfw mums half scottish half irish and dads english with a welsh surname and distant welsh ancestry so can muh heritage anywhere in the british isles
COME ON WALES
TUUUUNE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvWADo6KPzA
I hope Wales lose because they voted Leave
>>61759194
>This is supposed to make me feel something
>I'm supposed to be outraged that isn't how England is anymore
State of the daily mail.
>>61759236
really? so 80% of the posters on this website are not welcome here? hmmm... think you're on the wrong site lad
>>61759225
Yes if putin says something is good you CANNOT vote for it!! Look do NOT vote for brexit because PUTIN says something about it
WOW you voted for BREXIT are you KIDDING me I specifically told you not to so that!!!!
ubio bi se da sam vi
>>61759297
alri rakesh
wales more like whales
Only Rasheed's and abnormies don't like yanks. When I studied at York it was incredibly easy to make friends.
>>61759093
You over estimate your numbers, rebel scum.
Nobody minds talking to Australians, it's just yanks and the other wogs we don't like.
>>61759240
>Half German
>Can 'muh heritage' for the second time Germany are playing in an international tournament.
>>61759344
This
>>61759240
Myself as well, fellow person with heritage exclusively tied to the british isles.
>>61759344
FOY
>>61759344
>'s
>>61759317
80% of posts on /int/ aren't made by Americans you mong
You do realise that just repeating something doesn't make it true
>>61759344
ahhh...
>>61759344
this. britain and the US are good friends; always have been.
>>61759229
Thanks. Good read.
>>61759236
I'll crumple you fuckface
>>61759361
>>61759240
>>61759368
>tfw i had a portuguese gf once so i'm basically portuguese
tsuuuuuuuu
>>61759330
>Have to be a racist nationalist otherwise you're an evil man of middle eastern descent.
>>61759240
I can "muh heritage" to any of the three politically relevant races.
Fuck the aboriginees
>>61759427
apart from those wars we had ey lad
>>61759387
He said posters, you twat.
>>61759455
>youre an ebil racist if you appreciate your countries culture and history
into the fucking bin rasheed
>>61759455
>nationalism is bad
Fuck off Abu Riwaan
>>61759479
'Twas merely a bit of banter
>>61759474
>implying there a single politically relevant race outside of the germanic one
>>61759194
why is the article full of upside down question marks
>>61759547
Germanic isn't a race. It's an ethnicity.
t. Germanic
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