/brit/
- Home
- Board: /int/ - International
- Reading: /brit/
loyal colonies edition
>>61698016
God Save the Queen?
>He's 27 years old
>he lives in thailand(because he fled there after being convicted in the UK)
>He works in IT as a code monkey
>He barely makes minimum wage in the UK
>His mother killed herself after the nonce allegations came out against him
>He used to have a sterling career at CBBC
>He is now distant with his father
>His aunt ignores his existence after he was caught noncing her daughter
>All he does now is rorkepost in /brit/ about brexit
>has been arrested several times in thailand but has bribed his way out of it every time
Holy fuck what an existence, I don't know whether to hate him or pity him tb h lads
In hospital lads. They decided I have good old reversible alcoholic hepatitis and not full blown cirrhosis. Actually buzzing right now
>every fourth person in Brussels is a muslim
really makes you think
Indians are on their overcrowded Victorian trains with no wifi or phone signal.
Post abuse about Indians.
having a wank
Get my work allocated laptop today, hoping it's a macbook desu
>>61698091
might want to quit the drink laddo
never been admitted to hospital because I'm beautiful and healthy
What flag will I get 30,000ft in the air with on board wifi lads?
>>61698163
Probably will 3bh I've been laid in a bed for 16 hours convinced I had a fatal illness. Terrifying shit
anzu
>>61698233
just fuck my hair up f@m
cara
>>61698081
good post
>>61698225
i like shiva best i think
This is a good flag
Business idea: Replace the UK flag with this if Scotland leaves
>>61698233
dont see the appeal of her
Protectionism or Free Trade /brit/?
>>61698283
>i like shiva best i think
hahaha alri rogg from big mountain stone cave. do you also like rock? does rogg like rock? rogg smash!
need a sex
>>66171267
this gifs pretty cool if you have load on hover on desu. kind of like 3d if you got rid of one of the d.
>>61698312
>go to listen to hospice on spotify
>it's been removed
ahhh yes
gonna jerk to british humiliation joi lads
>>61698332
ooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooopppppppppppssssyyyyyyyyyyyy DAISY ! D:
>>>/mu/66171267
morning lads
just testing
>>61698357
oi oi
bit worried
>>61698365
rlai
>>61698091
Addition to this post: qt nurse just took my blood pressure and brought me a cup of tea
>>61698016
i approve of this edition
>>61698172
inshallah
alright lads the time has come for me to decide.
do i upgrade to windows 10 or not?
>>61698387
haey
any dreams or internet gf updates?
>>61698412
its not that bad honestly
>>61698413
got another pic off her yesterday
she got a new phone so I told her to test out the camera
getting rather good at this if I do say so myself
>>61698081
Sounds like you fancy him a bit chum
>canadian
>passport gets me into /brit/ and /cum/
ah yes
>>61698428
sound, you'll be a regular Casanova in no time lad.
got a DOM scraping algorithm that runs in polynomial time haha
*runs in on a sample size of 1m*
*waits for so long that i witness the universe's big shrink*
*i experience that it's like to get compressed and pushed down atom by atom until i am the universe are one*
>>61698091
>>61698397
Wow lad that sounds great on no hang about you're in hospital for being a little twat who can't handle his drink at our expense
If we no longer had a royal family does that mean crown dependencies won't belong to us anymore?
really makes you think
>>61698429
http://desuarchive.org/_/search/text/nonce/country/at/page/1/
he's literally obsessed
>>61698457
we're winning! we're winning!
>>61698448
Lad my liver swelled and forced loads of fluid into my stomach because I was getting hammered daily for years. Although yes it is all my fault
>>61698460
Yeah he's a bit of a drip
>teachers striking
>when they're not even working
lol
>>61698499
yes they are
>>61698490
You going to quit drinking then? Or are you a little cunt
>>61698447
in english, doc!
Going to absolutely drown my bed in flea spray
if I get bitten one more time I am going to lose my mind
>>61698490
Yeah fuck off and sort your act out. They should charge fatties/smokers/alcoholics for treatment if they don't sort themselves out after the first major issue.
>>61698465
There are 20 million whites in australia vs 25 million in canada. we're winning.
>>61698554
>french "people"
>white
>>61698506
it's summer holidays retard
he knows
>>61698579
Don't think so desu
My sister still goes to school
>>61698490
Playing the worlds smallest violin for you pal
Sort it out and stop making me pay every time you want a nurse to bring you a cuppa
Fuck off
>>61698513
Lad if I don't stop drinking I could die
>we need more money for looking after children while they watch cartoons
ah yes very impressive
>>61698490
Want some Lucozade m8?
>>61698593
age ?
I hate trade unions and I hope they get banned
>>61698551
Smokers pay so much fucking tax of anything they should be given preferential treatment
>>61698602
So are you going to or what
>>61698619
noncenonceononceonconceoenconcnononce
doing a poo
Does Aldi have self service scanners?
>>61698627
Theresa pls
>>61698619
she's 14 you nonce
>>61698308
free trade. enforce high standards so our own basics (in particular food) can be sold as premium/environmental/ethical options. move towards a robot workforce and basic income, then once that is in place let capitalism run rampant.
>>61698632
M8 I've literally been imagining my mum sat at my funeral all because I like to sit around getting pissed. Shook me
>>61698629
it's still less than the burden on the economy and the public.
smokers take almost twice as many sick days as non-smokers and cost the health system quite a bit more than non-smokers obviously. the taxes they pay aren't nearly enough to cover the healthcare and lost productivity
>>61698677
Still not clear on whether you're gonna stop desu
>>61698602
so are you going to stop drinking?
The prospect of death hasn't stopped cretins like you killing themselves through drink in the past
>>61698670
FULLY
AUTOMATED
LUXURY
COMMUNISM
>>61698704
>>61698698
bet you two drink anyway lmao
You need a freak like me to make love to your body
>>61698465
kek, you really did a number on the natives. zealanders have hearts.
>>61698711
Of course I do, but I don't do it daily because I'm not a spanner am I
>>61698694
I find that difficult to believe.
>>61698670
Once we have a robot workforce we can realistically implement communism
>>61698708
it's not communism lad, it's rampant capitalism with basic assurances for human beans. fully automated luxury rampant fucking capitalism.
>>61698711
I also drive, doesn't mean I constantly drive into trees on purpose
I have a drink every now and again but don't ever compare my drinking to yours
>>61698457
>new zealand is less white than america
they'll never recover from this
I'm from a separatist family that fought the empire.
You cowards can lick my boots
going to work bye
>>61698743
and then everyone realises how depressing life is and we all commit suicide in unison
>>61698779
Have a nice day
I just downed a fifth of vodka do you dare me to drive
Hospital update. Being in a massive hospital in northern England is wierd. All the nurses are local but the doctors are all cut glass Tory as fuck. White ones anyway
>3 different radio stations are playing that fucking 'once I was 7 years old' song at the same time
>>61698774
Settle down JaMarcus, freedom day was yesterday
>>61698801
....mabeh
>>61698805
Of course they are, proles don't get medicine degrees do they
>>61698817
>not every day
>>61698568
all cities in canada of over 100k that are over 90% white. where were you when quebec saved the white race?
>>61698765
their coat of arms is a cuckstamp
>>61698733
>Smoking-related illness in the United States costs more than $300 billion each year, including nearly $170 billion for direct medical care for adults, and more than $156 billion in lost productivity, including $5.6 billion in lost productivity due to secondhand smoke exposure.
http://www.cdc.gov/tobacco/data_statistics/fact_sheets/economics/econ_facts/
who /onlycarryingontosparethefewpeoplewhoknowyouthegriefofyoureventualsuicide/ here?
reckon its suss to just straight up tell a girl on tinder she's heaps pretty?
Ahh yes another sleepless night
Time to cook breakfast
>>61698838
>We know they [cigarettes] bring in about £12 billion in direct tax revenues
>Estimates suggest costs anywhere between £3 billion and £6 billion for NHS treatments in a given year.
>Imagine a patient in her 40s who is diagnosed with terminal cancer as a result of her smoking. Let's say her care costs the NHS £20,000 before she passes away. Now imagine we could go back in time and prevent her from taking up smoking in the first place. She might live into her 80s, and even if she spends that time in relatively good health is likely to require any number of GP consultations and routine prescriptions in that time.
https://fullfact.org/economy/does-smoking-cost-much-it-makes-treasury/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBQjPFJNDQE
>>61698869
BAD ABO
VERY BAD ABO
>>61698812
God I fucking hate that song
There's no point listening to major stations really since they play the same 10 songs all the time
I'd rather just listen to the classical music stations
(I know I'll be 'dora'd for this)
just gonna be zen and go with the flow for rest of my life i reckon
>poor left leaning man elected as Philippines president
>western media already calling him a dictator
every time
>>61698838
Canada, where the main export is useless statistics that nobody cares about.
>>61698867
that's just the direct costs. the lost productivity is another question.
>Research commissioned by ASH has shown that the total cost to society (in England) is
approximately £13.9 billion a year.5 This includes the cost to the NHS of treating diseases
caused by smoking in England which is approximately £2 billion a year. Other costs include:
>loss in productivity due to premature deaths (£4bn)
>cost to businesses of smoking breaks (£5.8bn)
>smoking-related sick days (£979m)
>social care costs of older smokers (£1.1bn)
>costs of fires caused by smokers’ materials (£259m)
ash.org.uk
>>61698851
nah
chilcot today lads
*eats all your chocolate digestives*
>>61698968
gonna do it then
imagine spending close to a decade of your life studying the field of medicine, ready to help the world, to fix broken bones, fight cancer, make a difference
But instead you're lumped with some pathetic bellend whose liver's exploded because he can't handle his super Skol
Smh
>saudi arabia getting a taste of their own medicine
wew
I don't think the French had that big of an influence on our language did they lads
>>61699006
what are ya talkin about ya fuckin druggo
>Go to Canada
>beer is legal
>weed is in a grey area of legality but is 'not legal'
>can only get beer from communist government 'beer stores'
>can't drink it on the street
>can smoke a doob in a policeman's face and he won't bat an eyelid
>>61698922
The sheer number of variables means we could throw facts at each other all day long.
The direct numbers speak for themselves. 12bn in tax vs. 6bn in costs.
If you're going to throw around wild estimations on things like smokers taking breaks at work costs X million then I'll point out that smoking reduces lifespan.
>Atwo-fifths of NHS budget is spent on over-65s
>over £106bn bill for old-age care
>Falls in the over 65s cost NHS £4.6 million a day
When did you realise that white men can't compete?
>>61699021
they got religion of peace'd
>>61699046
*2 footed slide tackles him*
Stay down if you know what's good for you mate
>>61699006
Weird because a lot people in Saudi Arabia share the same ideology as ISIS
I Still hope the Kaaba gets bombed though desu
>>61699046
me on the rock in the back doing a think
>>61698677
>>61698602
you got issues mate
I wish I was ur bud who lived with you and could force you to stop drinking
>>61699054
False flag to divert attention from the fact SA royalty are bank rolling ISIS
>>61698619
>14
>child
Eh no
>>61698289
Counter proposal
>>61699033
I don't like seeing smokers treated as second class citizens with all the unnecessary bans and whatnot, but its a stretch to say they are a net fiscal benefit to society. at best it probably breaks even.
I do find that my smoker coworkers take more breaks and more sick days. it makes sense they do to, smoking weakens the immune system.
LOOOOOOOOOOOOL
>>61699121
i dont get it
>>61698627
>I hope they get banned
By whom?
imagine being thainonce lads
>>61698289
>>61699105
Only proper flag desu
>>61699133
EID CONFIRMED
>>61699033
the average life expectancy of a smoker here is 10 years less than that of a regular person, and increases in screening and treatment of smoking related cancers will increase the life expectancy in addition to increasing the costs of them as a demographic on the system.
>The direct numbers speak for themselves
>these studies suggest a range of between £3 and £6 billion costs to the NHS, but there's too much uncertainty in the estimates to rely on these bounds or place a more precise estimate between them.
they can't even accurately identify bounds whereby to estimate the amount spent on smokers lol. the numbers are anything but direct.
who /devilish/ here?
> go on Grindr
> lead a lad on, send him pictures of my arse
> get him horny
> just teasing him, never actually let him stick it in me
not a bad arse though tbqh
>>61699046
But he's white...
>>61699163
bit gay
>>61699134
>By whom?
>>61699163
Piss off ya bloody poofter
>>61699140
Could've at least put some green on there if the Welsh are relegated to one corner
>>61699181
her voice makes me feel calm.
>>61699173
you aren't white if you could pass as a local in Syria
>>61699163
that's called being a women
>>61699181
>Implying that shit would ever even remotely fly
There'd be riots in the streets
>>61699221
bit racist
feel very weird lads
Like I'm controlling myself with a joystick
>>61699115
>>61699156
I forfeit this debate hereby naming you the winner(s).
>>61699181
>Andrea Leadsom
sounds Swedish
>>61699221
my friend is full blooded Arabic and he's pale as a ghost
>tfw got pokerus
>>61699278
your friend's albino then.
arabs have an olive colour to them
getting my daily dose of UNILAD and the LAD bible
>>61699181
>god
fuck off yank
If a Prime Minister is a female then is she a Prime Ministress?
>>61699263
>thairunt
>canada
>ireland
>yank
'no'
>>61699221
Except he absolutely is white
>>61699311
are beth
let's come up with new names for Thailad, lads
Got so far:
Thainonce
Thaiponce
Thairunt
>>61699295
nah he looks like a pale Italian
he's from Christian Arabs so he's probably got mostly European genes anyway
>>61699295
I hate when people say this. Olives are fucking green, nobody has green skin.
>>61699232
Like protests do anything anyway
The runts always get put in line eventually
if the normie TWATS at work steal my crisps again I'm going to go fucking ballistic
If normies want fridge warfare, it's fridge fucking warfare they'll get.
>>61699330
Dr. Max Bants
>>61699319
Caucasian features =/= being white
>>61699327
>you will never go to Lancaster uni and see her in person
*rattles the runt cage and gives it a shove against the wall*
we need bring back victorian fashion
>>61699351
>russians on krokodil
>>61699351
I hate it when people miss out the "it" and just say "hate when", sounds so wrong.
Like "write me" instead of "write to me" FUCK OFF YANKS
>>61699366
>not glassing any cunt that steals your food
confirmed beta
>>61699071
#1 fan of this post
>>61699382
if you lead they will follow
>>61699382
Do you dumb cunts really believe anyone except prostitutes dressed like that during the victorian era?
hahaha watch this lads
gonna go feral. dad's gonna FREAK OUT
got a time and location for my date on Saturday but still feel she might pull out at the last minute
>>61699398
Fuck off Canadirunt
>>61699399
yeah i was going to reply too i actually thought it was a very funny post
martha
>>61699366
normies stole my pizza pockets from the work freezer once.
I sperged out when I found out. they all ignored me after that.
>>61699181
Reminder that Leadsom is a Ted Cruz tier radical christian and a legitimate moron who believes that sex out of wedlock caused Baby P's murder, evolution is 100% false, that you cannot be a British non-Christian and that genetic modification is physically impossible (in the case of plants) because "Only God can create life"
>>61699412
*waves tenner in front of your eyes*
>>61699367
I like this one
posting a gimmick i made a while ago lads
>>61699412
pretty much wont go away until you're face to face with her desu
>>61699375
>Caucasian features =/= being white
Are African albinos white?
>>61699441
maisie is an ugly dog with a head that could cut diamonds
neck yourself
>>61699330
Thaiguy
>>61699441
I don't get the meme the second to last panel, could be improved lad
>>61699434
FUCK OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFF
who IMG_1142 lad here
>>61699330
thaicunt
>>61699433
I'm alright with this
>>61699382
concur. and victorian values, at least in public spaces.
>>61699441
going to use this as an opportunity to post things one last time before I delet
>>61699446
nah this one feels different
>>61699493
FONC (Fuck Off New Cunt)
Getting my daily dose of Molyneux and Sargon lads
listening to hospice again because that lad mentioned it ffs getting a bit sad haha
>>61699565
haha you're welcome ;)
Getting my daily dose of Farage and Trump lads
stop being mean to thailad
>>61699560
She should close her mouth
alri thailad
>>61699582
more like poolad
>>61699553
shit meme
>>61699582
THAILAD AND BRITLAD SITTING IN A TREE
K-I-S-S-I-N-G
FIRST COMES LOVE
THEN COMES MARRIAGE
THEN COMES A CHILD IN A BABY CARRIAGE
>>61699564
>The amusement fair, where thainonce picks out his next target
>Would you like to come sit on uncle thainonce's lap little girl? It's free!
I NEED a right wing German gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8eLugvZJ0nE
>>61699592
alri
>>61699433
proof?
Can't believe we've got an actual real life nonce in here with us
>>61699433
Sounds good desu
>>61699637
>how quickly they forget
wish the pakis would sod off
irish gf is power cucking me lads
>>61699669
>pedos are born pedos
yet to see any convincing evidence of this
>>61699669
Glad Jerseypaedo is gone
The model of social justice is not that the rich don’t make as much and the poor make more. The model of social justice is that the rich make whatever they make, but an appropriate percentage of them are minorities or women.
The new mobility of both capital and labour, has produced a contemporary anti-racism that functions as a legitimisation of capital rather than as resistance or even critique
>>61699703
Given the illegality and stigma attached, what sort of fuckwit would CHOOSE to be a paedophile?
>>61699718
Fucking hell I'd forgotten about him
Jersey had quite the monopoly on maniac posters for a while there. Does the Sheikh ever post now?
Poo coming out of my arse as I type this
Literal poo
"I will Unite Europe in a European Union" - Adolf Hitler
Really makes you think.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p7Ptai9I6eo
>>61699810
Wow, that's incredible
Thinking very hard on this
They start trying to remove the juxtaposed controls because we left the EU I'm going to be very upset
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uco-2V4ytYQ
>>61699855
now there's a band that just about scratches my memory hole
>>61699839
You think that's thinkable?
"I will make Europeans countries use the same money as Germany" - Adolph Hitler
>>61699855
wasn't this the music for a peugeot advert or something?
>put a bid in on something I kinda want
>win it
>don't check ebay for a few days
>have 3 messages and an unpaid strike against me
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>start getting into gaping last year
>now if i move too quickly i shit myself a bit
>women's tennis champion starts humping the ground she's so happy
That's was hot
>>61699888
I thought the same thing my good man
>>61699920
probably, i've definitely heard it in adverts before
they should move women's sports in the Olympics to the Paralympics
>>61699938
post webm or link
>>61699635
http://www.andrealeadsom.com/working-for-you/andrea's-blog/marriage-is-key-to-the-safety-of-our-society/148
> The self indulgence and carelessness of non-committed adult relationships is, as we've just seen in the extreme case of Baby P, proving fatal to the next generation.
The only one I can find quickly because I remembered it was on her website, I'll keep digging for the others. But you can look at her voting history and see how staunchly conservative christian she is from her interviews so the others shouldn't come as shocks if I can't find sources.
>>61699952
they should move your brain into the stupid room
>rash on my hand. itchy af
>don't want to scratch it and make it worse
>run it under very hot water
>better than sex
>>61699947
Was a bit of a guess, I'm fairly sure it was for a car of some kind though. Maybe 2011/2012
>>61699971
how do people get rashes?
never had one
>mfw I found out paralympics stood for 'parallel olympics' not 'paralysed olympics'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fLKhBRluHio
have a bit of faith and give it a listen, lads
>>61699985
there's no definitive list but so far I've found it being used in a L'Oreal advert and an iPhone advert
>>61699963
okay, but this is legit. biological fathers almost never abuse their children. step fathers, statistically, are much more of a risk, as are single mothers.
>>61700006
this is emo sounding shite
>UK leaves the Eu
>France throws their toys out the pram and demands we scrap a bilateral treaty with nothing to do with the EU
Wow, what a surprise.
Fucking Perfidious Gaul
>>61700031
fuck off shitter
having a cup of tea and a few plums lads ha ha what am I like?!
>>61699963
What's the problem here exactly?
So she has conservative values in relation to sex before marriage, great. It's not like she can ban premarital sex.
>>61700026
You're doing god's work lad. I could be completely wrong about the car all together tbf.
>>61700032
We're just natural enemies
Doing a poo
>>61700005
I thought that too lol
>>61700006
*bangs on ceiling with broom handle*
OI... OI KEEP *BANG* IT *BANG* DOWN *BANG* UP *BANG* THERE *BANG
*turns to wife*
this is ridiculous ITS BLOODY RIDICULOUS I can't enjoy my soaps in the evenings without these bloody layabouts playing their rock n roll music
*goes over to phone to ring landlord*
tinder is such a cesspit I wish I could just meet girls the normal way
>two blonde women walking through the Jungle
>talking about how unfair it is to the migrants
>clearly terrified
>stop talking when one comes near to them in case they offend him and he tries to rape them
This is pathetic
didn't think much of all this VR lark but it might not be too bad after all.
>>61700050
I'm combing the Goldfrapp official forum looking for clues, I'll keep you updated x
>>61700050
It's not the values that bother me (mostly) it's the insinuation that opposing values are immoral or can lead people to acts like murder which is just untrue
>>61700030
So? Biological parents are often unmarried now and there are many marriages with step-parents, she's talking about the relationship structure not who the relationship is between as the cause of the behaviour.
>>61700082
I'm not even old and I'm already like this. fucking neighbours apparently don't know that headphones are a thing.
>>61700050
*dusts hands*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXa7Kmggb-g
*presses submit and ascends to heaven*
http://www.theyworkforyou.com/mp/24829/andrea_leadsom/south_northamptonshire/votes?gclid=CJedmbzy280CFQso0wod-LIFZQ
She's one hardcore lady
MORNIN' GEORGE
if you're taking requests, I'm looking for a specific advert
I'm very sure it's a bank, possibly HSBC or Natwest
It plays the song New Moon - Blue Order
been looking for it for ages, but it's not enough to go on
>>61700082
on NYE 2 years ago the neighbour started blowing a leafblower at 6am trying to get us to turn the music off
>>61700139
>Consistently voted for replacing Trident with a new nuclear weapons system
>Generally voted for more EU integration
>Generally voted for a referendum on the UK's membership of the EU
>Generally voted against strengthening the Military Covenant
haha fuck you too bitch
>>61700100
>>61700121
Wahey! There it is. haha top lad.
>>61700114
Still, her or Theresa May?
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/05/26/may-hails-benefits-of-sharia-as-inquiry-set-up-into-misuse-of-is/
>>61700114
i think the implication is that, in the case of baby P, if she'd been married to the baby's father then it wouldn't have happened. i doubt she would suggest that if the mother had married the new boyfriend it would have helped, but who knows.
>>61700183
>Generally voted for more EU integration
>Generally voted for a referendum on the UK's membership of the EU
wat
really wish thainonce would FUCK OFF
>>61700229
leave him alone
>>61700160
*takes cigarette out of metal tin*
*places it in mouth and strikes match*
and you got nothing else to go on? lady I'm a private investigator not a miracle worker
>>61700229
All you ever post about is me though, what would you do without me?
>>61700187
Probaby May but that's still like asking which testicle I want cancer in. At least May looks PMish and could probably cope with it, I highly doubt Leadsom has the skills to run a country and I don't think she could keep her politics and religion separate.
>>61700218
She values democracy and probably thought there was no way Remain would lose
*adjusts balls*
*takes a whiff*
Ahhhhh yes
>>61700247
can't you see? he fancies you
best advert Tbh https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XiBX8MkFkd4
>people backing Leadsom
Did you people learn nothing from the disaster that has been the Corbyn Experiment?
I'm a pro-semite
>>61700296
nah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9znA_dwjHw
>>61700275
lol, all fair points lad.. I think May is at least scary enough to demand a bit of respect at the negotiating table. I don't mind Leadsom, but you're right, I'm not sure she has what it takes, then I could be wrong.
I think new top gear should have an all-female line-up and instead of driving cars they should just lick each other out for however long the show is
victorian fashion was goat
>>61700327
bit gay lol
>>61700349
it would leave a gap in the market
>>61700293
Genuinely not sure what his deal is tbf
>>61700349
I think it should be Rachel Riley comparing female guests' bums and it should be renamed Top Rear
>>61698091
How much do you usually drink a day and how long have you been doing it?
t. slightly concerned daily drinker
THAILAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>61700349
http://boardgamegeek.com/wiki/page/thing:129226
>Car Lesbians is an exciting new game from /tg/ that can be played in as little as ten minutes or as long as a full campaign, depending on what the players and Dykemaster (DM) want.
>The premise is simple: you have a car and you are a lesbian. You must make out with other girls while riding in your car and making your car awesome. There are only two stats. These are Hotness and Car, and both are ranked 1-10 with normal people having a five in both (average looks / people carrier). Having a ten in each stat would make you smoking hot / give you a turbo-charged custom built Bond car.
This but on tv?
>>61700349
I agree
>>61700420
Why new thread already?
>>61698289
>>61699140
This is better.
>>61698457
>yellow background with white text
This should be illegal under penalty of disembowelment.
