Are you content today to be living financially and economically on American charity, selling up the house to the Yanks when he won't pay any more charity out?
Are you content to be occupied and protected by American aeroplanes?
Are you content to be in the position of an old woman, jipped by her young relations?
You who were the greatest power on earth fifty years ago, and still can be! Why do I say, 'you still can be'?
Because, my friends, I know you, I know the British people! I know that twice in my lifetime in the world war I fought in, in the world war the younger men fought in.
We the British have put our effort, our energy of valour, of heroism, unequalled in the history of mankind edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=No1ZmYiKeRY
Really makes you think
>Thailad is literally afraid to mock his king or queen because he might get deported
YCMTSU
getting into blue oyster cult
oh god, I'm turning into my dad
>yanks
>going to the moon
Pick one.
>>61700446
>Cambridgeshire is better than oxford
>Oxfordshire is overrated
Get rekt
Word is he has resigned to cooperate with Leadsom's campaign for leader of the conservative party. Leadsom is going to pledge to put Farage in a high position in her government.
Do Brits like Germans?
>>61700494
Southerners do (who are mostly foreign) but northerners (true English people) can't stand you.
>>61700446
Lancashire is better than Yorkshire though, we even won a war to prove it.
Lmao'ing that Crabb has to betray his faith and say being bay is not a sin.
so called "conservatives"
>>61700534
plus hotpot > pastry puddings
fucking godly
>>61700494
Morons don't
Regular people don't give a fuck where you're from as long as you're not a cunt.
>>61700474
any sauce?
>>61700524
>underclass benefit-scroungers who can't afford to visit the south of their own country, let alone anywhere overseas, have a racist, self-centred and ignorant view of the world
It checks out
>>61700494
Brits don't like anyone
>>61700573
#NotAllNortherners
There are more of us than just the benefit scrounging, stupid fucks. Not many but there are some.
>I have decided to stand aside as Leader of UKIP. The victory for the 'Leave' side in the referendum means that my political ambition has been achieved. I came into this struggle from business because I wanted us to be a self-governing nation, not to become a career politician. UKIP is in a good position and will continue, with my full support to attract a significant vote. Whilst we will now leave the European Union the terms of our withdrawal are unclear. If there is too much backsliding by the Government and with the Labour Party detached from many of its voters then UKIP's best days may be yet to come. I would like to take this opportunity to thank you the membership for your extraordinary support and generosity over the many years, I could not have done it without you. Yours as ever, Nigel Farage
>>61700608
And you still believe that everyone in the South is foreign and hate Germans, or are you someone else?
just fucking rain already
you know you want to
might do a gay shag with this tranny escort at the weekend lads
andrea leadsom is a religious nut
theresa may for leader pls
>tfw radio ads deliberately mispronounce common words to get your attention
who the FUCK pronounces chimney as 'chimanay'?
What do I think of when I think of the British Labour party?
I think of decline. Mediocrity. I think of people whose main activity and pleasure in life is sitting at the pub, complaining about the Tories and David Cameron.
I think of middle aged, overweight women who feel that Labour offers them a helping hand, them being unwilling to help themselves
I think of underachieving students who love to complain and protest, and like the first group their favourite activity is drinking.
I think of underclass muslims in their tiny, dirty apartments and commie blocks which are causing eyesores all over Britain.
I think of failure, decadence, and reliance on the state.
To the future: I see more and more commieblocks rising up, more and more overweight middle aged women who love state handouts, more and more entitled students who are now beginning to study less and less productive degrees, who are less educated than their peers 20 years ago, I see Britain becoming majority Muslim.
I see a collapse of the values which has brought the west prosperity.
Britain is doomed, unless you vote conservative.
>>61700629
Didn't Nigel say before the general election that if we left the EU there'd be no reason for UKIP to exist, why is he backpedaling now? What reason does a party whose sole purpose is to gain independence have to exist once we've gained independence?
>>61700632
Different guy mon ami
>>61700700
>complains about religious nuts
>most famous Danish person's middle name is Christian
hmm
how long before heterosexuality becomes uncommon?
>>61700701
irish people
>>61700731
It already is
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/yougov-poll-homosexuality-half-young-people-10458032.html
May will be PM
Leadsom will be chancellor
>>61700706
It's for the party to disband itself, it's not his decision.
>>61700494
>going for a trip in London
>want to eat in a good restaurant
>ask the receptionist of my hotel
>he give his advice about a nice one, but you need to walk a bit
>I get lost along the way
>see a man with a big suitcase
>I will ask him for direction
>"Hello"
>"Guten tag"
>Fuck, it's another tourist
>"Are you here for a trip too?"
>"No, I live here"
>Strange but I ask him anyway
>"Do you know where is..."
>"The greatest country on earth? Of course it's Germany."
>What
>he opens his suitcase
>full of paper, he takes one
>"Like you can see of this chart, Germany is the country with the best net exports in the world"
>"But, I want to know if..."
>"If Germany has the best industry in the world? Of course, look at this other chart, Volkswagen is the first automotive companies by revenue and look at this one...."
>I begin to move back slowly
>"And Germany is also the best country in..."
>I start to run
>"Wait, come back,I didn't show you this other chart about german economy and why it's the best on the world"
>He starts to purchase me
>He start to catching up
>"Did you know that german steroids are the best in the world, look at this chart"
>Fuck
>see a crosswalk
>the light for pedestrian just turn red
>run and cross the road, there was no car in sight
>he stop and wait something
>don't know what but I keep running
>when I stop, he wasn't behind me anymore
>found the restaurant
>I enter
>all customers have a suitcase
>"You are here, nice surprise"
>It"s him
>"Well you know, I waited that the light turn green to follow you, because what you have done was against Ordnung, but I forgive you, you were in a hurry to find this german restaurant. Guys I think he want to learn about the glory of Germany"
>all customers open their suitcase, take a paper and come in my direction
>"Like you can see on this chart, Germany..."
>>61700459
thoroughly lmao'd at that thread where everyone called him a pussy for not doing it hahaha
>>61700752
I'm not saying it is his decision, I'm saying that was his statement when he was leader and asking the party's purpose now that they have achieved their only political goal.
>>61700754
>He starts to purchase me
VR porn should be illegal
>>61700787
Their main political goal*
They have an entire manifesto you can read if you like.
>a picture exists of me wearing an Indian-style suit
hmmm
>>61700731
Never
>>61700749
>believing bollocks polls
>talking to GF over the phone
>can only understand half of what she's saying because of her mumbling and the reception
Does anyone know this stress?
>>61700819
Which their then leader openly said was shit and that he didn't even read it all and disregarded what he did read. Their only goal was independence, they gave 0 shits in past elections about anything else.
>>61700853
hate it always happens with me and my gf haha
>>61700853
hah auhh yeah all the time...
yep....that's the gf and i haha hmm...
>>61700629
>you will never stick your dick into Nige's mouth and massage the inside of his cheek while he's passed out from drink
>>61700902
>>61700896
seek help
What you cunts think of chilcot?
>>61700862
Whilst I'm sure you're at least partially correct, you can't say this is the case for all party members that they only care about one thing. They built a pretty decent party attracting a nice number of votes last GE.
I agree they're basically useless at the moment, but that doesn't mean they can't rebrand and refocus just to see how well they might do in 2020. After all Labour is currently in tatters and so forth.
>>61700524
>>61700494
Northern here (proper north no one of these Manchester southern faggots who think they live in the north) We like you Germany.
>pro mass immigration, gay marriage, abortion, mass redistribution of wealth
>called the Conservative party
>isn't actually conservative in any way
hmmm....
>>61700945
>They built a pretty decent party attracting a nice number of votes last GE
Yeah, because they were literally the only party wanting out of Europe, the only reason anyone supported them in the past is gone now. All they can be is discount Tories.
>>61700999
ah yes, the so-called conservative party
or as I've taken to calling them, Caesh
Australians are simultaneously the most autistic and most normie posters in /brit/
>>61700404
Climbing Helvellyn tomorrow lads, hope I don't fall off.
>>61700999
It's those Blairites at it again
going to send her the message
AND I CLAIM THAT IN THE RANKS OF OUR BLACKSHIRT LEGIONS MARCH THE MIGHTY GHOST OF ENGLAND'S PAST
AND THEIR STRONG ARMS AROUND AND THEIR VOICES ECHO DOWN THE AGES SAYING "ONWARDS!"
>>61700999
Centre right is still right. Just because it isn't as far right as american conservatives doesn't mean it isn't rightward leaning.
>>61701040
I'm going to push you off
>>61701016
Well, they were also pretty vocal about immigration etc. If the tories can't sort it out without the EU excuse and labour is still fucking around come 2020 who knows, could be a cheeky coalition.
I don't believe this will happen, I'm just saying.. It's a pretty bad time to back out of the race when the second best runner has just downed a can of special brew.
>>61701054
She's too busy taking my longdongsilver mate haha
>>61701075
This sort of fascism just seems so un british, cringey uniforms and shouting. It's just so continental.
>>61701077
in what way are they conservative?
>>61700999
It's 2016! Why aren't you a neoliberal yet! Nothing cultural matters only the all mighty market.
Fire.
>>61701075
>>61701152
what this guy says, if you look fully at both liberal and conservative manifestos they're pretty much the same. Except liberals are more likely to fuck the economy funny enough cause they're too scared to tax normal people and loose there working class votes.
redpill me on Chichester
>>61701136
True
Need something more royalist
the message has been sent
9 to 1 she ignores me
>>61701235
>loose there
hmm
>>61701248
MUCH better.
>>61701248
not inspiring at all.
prefer ozzie's rousing words tbqh
>>61701235
>the "we don't really stand for anything but we love the EU" party
>>61701248
Those guns the guards are holding seem pretty modern. Why wouldn't they have replicas of WW1 guns or whatever to match the costumes?
how come I get banging 4G superfast connection in the middle of the fucking countryside but when I'm at home in the city I struggle to get two bars of 3G
Rubbish
>>61701292
they literally did none of those things though? especially 2 and 3
>>61701295
Because they're not costumes
>>61701305
Interference
>>61701322
Yes they are, they're the ones used by the fake guards at Buckingham Palace.
Can't be bothered with the Gym
Can't be bothered to do anything
Just lying here for the 3rd day in a row listening to oasis on my bed lads
suffering deep depression
>>61701292
Nick Clegg is a nasty piece of work, completely ruined the Lib Dems for me
>>61701292
>>61701315
been up since 2pm hahah
going to bed now haha
>>61701326
*infetterence
>>61701360
he said he was sorry
Nan's got cancer lads...
>3rd day in a row listening to oasis
>>61701348
They're soldiers mate
>>61701379
My nan, granny and granddad dies years ago haha
>>61701360
>nasty piece of work
how?
also, tell me about Thai politics please.
>>61701383
Learn to play a couple of their songs and use them to get laid.
she has RESPONDED
I repeat, she has RESPONDED
reminder that thainonce is the new janny, say it with me now everyone
FUCK
OFF
THAINONCE
>>61701367
>>61701407
Not even talking about the student loans bollocks or whatever it was, I'm mostly concerned about how he openly lies in televised debates saying stuff like the amount of unelected EU bureaucrats resemble the same numbers as a small county counsel etc. He was a clear saboteur shill for the EU.
>also, tell me about Thai politics please.
bit of a big subject to summarise.
>dog likes the gf more than me
It's not fair, I feed and walk him, but he always wants to sit on her lap
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Adl7O6DWQSs
>>61701524
Because it has all the benefits of lap-sitting without the awkward boner
I need to replace drinking with another vice
Chronic overeating perhaps?
>>61701619
All good things in moderation.
Sort yourself out with a job and have a cheeky drink at the weekend, nothing wrong with it. Also if you're hospital lad, get well soon and knock it on the head, mugs game.
Ah yes, the uni student who called the working class dumb wrote "paid" as "payed, very impressive.
writing her another message
Lads, need a billion-odd quid and freedom of movement to stop our science sector imploding. Wat do?
>>61701753
Wonga
>>61701753
emigrate
>ask him a legit question about Thai politics
>doesn't care because it's isn't about noncery or kev
twat.
>>61701678
bet you'd love to get to that hospital, nonce yourself some kids you sick bastard
>Reminder that thainonce worked at the BBC at the same time as jimmy saville
Coincidence? I don't think so
>>61701784
be more specific, I'm not going to sit and type out everything I know about Thai politics anymore than I'm going to type out my entire vocabulary.
>hands cramping when I play guitar
ah yes, most impressive
carlsberg don't do memes
>>61701769
But the Archbishop of Canterbury said they were bad
>>61701776
This sounds like a better idea
>>61701812
fucking hell the basics.
who's in charge? what party are the opposition? are they a leftist or ring wing country in general? who's on the rise? notable figures? major issues?
This guy should be the next UKIP leader since he has a memeable face
>Brits can't celebrate their own Independence Day because so many countries had their independence from Britain
Don't get this meme tbf (to be frank)
You guys told me Nige would be leading us into a new era. You lied to me.
>>61701885
no, that's Nick Griffin now.
>>61701880
Almost as bad as the "Britain colonised half the world but doesn't want migrants" one
she didn't respond this time
I heard there was an opening for UKIP leadership?
when was the last time a party that isn't labour or tories won a GE?
WHAT HAPPENED??
Just been mis-sold PPI lads
Why do white americans always lose fights to black americans?
>>61701951
my housemate has gotten back £8k from it from 3 different banks.
bastard
>>61701880
because we voluntarily joined and left the EU
>>61701964
black americans grow up in ghettos and are used to fighting
>>61701964
Ah yes, fight videos, very impressive.
>>61701866
The country is controlled by the military at the moment, which isn't unusual in Thailand since it's like a defense mechanism against corrupt politicians.
The head of the government is prayuth chan-ocha, a military general which has been tasked with stabilising the country as a new constitution is being drafted, very soon there will be a referendum for the people to vote on whether or not they like the new constitution. All three main political parties don't seem to like it very much.
Thailand is very right wing in general.
There's also waring factions of red shirts (anti royalty and very pro former government) and yellow shirts (pro royalty and very anti former government)
>>61701964
kek
>>61702002
fucking hell what a mess
do you get a vote on this referendum then?
Do SJWs exist due to having no sense of purpose in life?
They need to create "constructs" to fight against so they have a sense of cause and that they're actually doing something meaningful. They think complaining about no black Oscar nominations equates to civil rights movements of the 30s or whatever, or that complaining about manspreading makes them suffragettes.
Is this all a tragic consequence of the modern age?
I make the MEME
I do the POOPY
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa xD
Having a stinker of a wank lads. Really not doing anything for me.
You ever have those kind of wanks but you just have to finish it anyway?
Can't believe Chantelle from Geordie Shore has got her boyfriends name tattooed on her neck, they've only been back together for a week.
>>61702044
They're almost as tragic as their alt-right mirror images.
>>61702044
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XyrF25ZDG5E
watching this
>>61702002
Will Bhumibol ever let real change happen though? He still seems to be pretty influential.
>>61702069
atleast alt righters arent traitors to their country
>>61702037
>fucking hell what a mess
actually not as bad as it sounds. Things have been going pretty smoothly for the last couple of years, no violence between the reds and yellows since they military took over.
>do you get a vote on this referendum then?
haha, absolutely not, I'm merely a guest in this country and have no say in the politics.
>>61702083
He's not going to be much of anything anymore lad, he's unlikely to ever leave the hospital in any kind of stable condition, unfortunately.
>>61702067
something to share on normiebook innit
Ingesting my daily supplement of StevenCrowder and TheAngryJoeShow lads
>>61702092
Except when they murder politicians/ethnic minorities/anyone they don't like.
>>61702092
>atleast
*At least
>alt righters
*alt-righters
>arent
*aren't
Fucking hell, put some effort in you drunk.
this lad drops by your local wetherspoons and says he'll buy you a pint, what do you get?
>>61702002
>defense mechanism against corrupt politicians.
But martial law is always corrupt desu.
>>61702124
>StevenCrowder
i fucking hate when hick yanks like him think they have a clue about british politics, like when he dressed as a dandy or whatever and "celebrated" brexit despite having a joe rogan level of knowledge on it.
mug.
>>61702175
kidnapped, by the looks of it
>>61702182
You've got 3 hours 14 minutes
>>61702044
It's usally middle class super liberal Americans who want to 'make a difference'.
>>61702175
white russian
hold the vodka
>>61702185
>his autistic interview on sky news arguing the definition of gun types
>It's usally middle class super liberal Americans who want to 'make a difference'.
>>61702175
Id grab a craft on draught.
>>61702175
fristi
>>61702177
I think it's the lesser of two evils considering the last family passing power around. The last PM is this woman I post a lot, she was only in charge because her brother was the PM and had to literally flee the country after facing charges of corruption. She took over without any real experience of politics, so you can imagine.
They will step down once things are capable of being democratic again.
fixed my xiaomi earphones
>>61702239
>craft beer
dont understand fucking hipsters like you, drink a fosters like normal people
>>61702227
Back to the job centre Amir.
>people actually watch Tour de France.
>>61702141
your*
>>61702067
why does it surprise you? they're literally all morons. i'd be surprised if one of them had an IQ above 100
why do all asian names sound like the noise you get from throwing a bouncey ball in a pantry?
https://youtu.be/RAHxlwr3Fzo
>>61702298
can't judge, I like golf.
>>61702293
That's not him, note how it wasn't in response to anything about muslims and correctly didn't reply to the post it was mocking
>>61702175
two kingfishers and a steak and ale pie please mate
>>61702267
Will Vajiralongkorn ever get the chance to JUST Thailand?
>why does it surprise you? they're literally all morons. i'd be surprised if one of them had an IQ above 100
Just got this gun lads
Jesus cwithe!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3673579/Virtual-reality-porn-event-Adult-VR-Fest-01-Akihabara-Tokyo-postponed-overcrowding-premature-evacuation.html#ixzz4DT5gUSF3
> when you realize that the baby boomers single handedly ruined the West
>>61702384
>born 40 years too late to ever enjoy life
>>61702384
and saved it with Brexit
>>61702357
Most probably not from my limited understanding but it's a touchy subject so I don't like to probe for opinions too much.
>>61702372
>an air pistol
>>61702384
They fought in 2 world wars, they deserve all the wealth and none of the responsibility or consequences
getting a little sick of Thainonce lads
>>61702384
>realize
FOY
>>61702415
> baby boomers
> world war
no you dumb shit, the generation before them did and they were the greatest generation
I thought we had decided on Thailad
>>61702424
Too bad he's the janitor now. So plaster on that face smile and try to stay awake
>>61702406
using it to rile up the runts, get them dancing
>>61702444
That was the joke
>still no response
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gkb0fbHViEU
>>61702444
Oh my god why are you being so ageist?
just realised i'm the runt of my siblings
i should like to have been killed in the Womb
>>61700446
>Worcestershire is flooded
isn't it a sauce
>>61702471
whatd you even message her saying?
need that webm of the dancing korean pop ladies lads
using bluetooth to send files
really smart technology
>>61702508
she asked me how my night was saying and I said good and then asked how hers was going
Petting the dog. He's in for a scare when the repaimen arrive/
>Hong Mong and Thainonce both online
i'm out.
til tomorrow lads.
>>61702316
how do asian parents name their kids
they throw their kitchenware down the stairs
>these fucking diodes still won't work
>>61702545
>Hong Mong
had a laugh lad
>>61702574
innit
>bluetooth 5.0 will have a radius of 350 meters
can do some fun things with speakers
Daily reminder.
>>61702606
why do flat earthers even exist
genuine mental illness
>>61702606
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hsOz_J6tJVU
>>61702625
you've done it now
prepare for a barrage of images 'proving' that the earth is flat
>>61702606
BoB pls
>>61702630
>That thumbail
Fucking youtubers
>22 year old sister is going out with a man with a child
>>61702593
>350 meters
That'll probably be if there's nothing else around. Bluetooth is higher frequency than most comm stuff so the signal tends to get attenuated by walls/buildings.
>>61702606
try 2 different angles
Good morning you squirmy little runtoids. Ready for another day of serving your master?
*a chorus of hysterical squeals and much panicked urination greets this question*
Aha... excellent
>350 meters
>That'll probably be if there's nothing else around. Bluetooth is higher frequency than most comm stuff so the signal tends to get attenuated by walls/buildings.
>>61702691
*throws my poo pellet at you*
Had a laugh at this pic
>>61702696
fuck sake
>>61702625
I've got to believe a lot of them are using it as a rhetorical device to debate.
It's one of those things where you can mount good arguments for it, even if it's objectively incorrect. Playing devils advocate for the fun of it or practicing being some kind of sociopath so see how many people you can convince. Then of course a lot of them are just the people that fell for it.
>it's a flat earthers don't understand camera lenses episode
>>61701964
ahaha that pussy push from the white guy at the start
>>61702713
mong
>oy vey oswald you stupid goy! go and fight a war for us!
>why yes, i do live on a ball that is spinning at 1000mph whilst travelling through an endless void at 30km per second
>>61702759
>tower hamlets
Yeah it was really worth it in the end lol
>>61702561
Check the polarity on them, la
>>61702536
hmm sorry lad
maybe she forgot to reply? chin up
>>61702799
>it's a "i don't what a panorama is" episode
Done my first job day as factory worker(for free, it's an internship)
(I can now being a leftist without being seen as hypocrite, feels good)
Any of you working class heroes ?
>>61702799
Isn't the idea that the flat earth is actually falling, that's why we have gravity or something, somehow?
Is that any less ridiculous as a concept?
let the bears pay the bear tax, I pay the homer tax
>>61702850
Their concept is that the earth is a disc moving upwards at 9.8m/s
For them, gravity doesn't exist, because according to one of the four fundamental forces of the universe, the mass as big as the earth would collapse back into a sphere over time
>>61702876
>start-ups
more like upstarts amirite?
>>61702876
>demokraten
>supports the EU
hmmm.....
>>61702876
enjoy your 300 million middle east and african "start ups"
>>61702876
cheeky
>>61702879
That's the homeowner tax
need to stop standing up so fast
one day I'll black out and hit my head off the edge of a table and slowly die
Queers. Because I’m queer. I’m gay. I’m homosexual. I’m a poof, I’m a poofter, I’m a ponce. I’m a bumboy, batty-boy, backside artist, bugger. I’m bent. I am that arsebandit. I lift those shirts. I’m a faggot-ass, fudge-packing, shit-stabbing uphill gardener. I dine at the downstairs restaurant, I dance at the other end of the ballroom. I’m Moses and the parting of the red cheeks. I fuck and I am fucked. I suck and I am sucked. I rim them and wank them, and every single man’s had the fucking time of his life.
>>61702916
I pay that aswell
>>61702700
*tasers you until you begin smoking*
>bedroom tax
ah yes, how every reasonable
>>61702885
That's the one.
feeling a poo but i'm too lazy to go to the loo
>>61702876
LUEGENPRESSE RAUS
Fucking belter of a tune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0sw54Pdh_m8
>>61702966
>>61702924
pish pish
>>61702821
I did, I think the company just sold me a bad batch. They were unusually cheap and some of the properties are well outside the datasheet specs :/
>>61702955
The so-called "bedroom tax" or "Baesh" as I like to call it
>>61702976
how do you know of this meme
>>61703002
brilliant post
>>61702945
You can taser me all you want, it's a filthy habit and I'll never do it.
>>61703016
TOP CEC BRE
>>61703033
*blows smoke at u*
FTSE 250 KEEPS FALLING GUYS
NOT FUNNY GUYS MAKE IT STOP HAHA
IT WAS JUST RECOVERING FROM BREXIT AND KEPT ON CLIMBING HAHA
NOW IT'S PLUMMETING
STOPP ITTTT
>yes, there is a little robot 588 million miles away taking pictures of a ball of gas
REMINDER that a bedroom tax is a direct violation of the Non-Aggression Principle