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Post the worst fucking songs you've ever heard.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=crCqWK3SmRo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KSurzeGvPrQ
It's a four-way tie
>>66167178
I was young, far too young. He was wintering in Kent, whoever 'he' was. I may have convinced myself that it was all a dream. I first saw him when he held the door for me at the local railway museum, and our paths crossed again in the library; we both reached for the same copy of Nabokov's Pale Fire as he hummed the vocal melody of Van Morrison’s Cyprus Avenue. Our hands brushed, and we looked to each other – I with a nervous smile, he with a grin that has now come to haunt my mind's eye whenever I allow my thoughts to wander as I am taken in by the motorik rhythms of certain popular German progressive rock bands. "Take it," he said. "I much prefer his earlier work." I thanked him and turned to leave, but as I did so he grabbed my dress and tugged me back, forcefully wrapping his arm about my waist and pushing my bottom against the rock of his crotch. I respected the policies of the library too much to scream. He pressed his nose to my scalp – "You're a soft little machine, aren't you? Mhm... seven out of ten." For reasons I still do not entirely comprehend, his judgement relaxed me. I told him my train was not leaving for another hour and he led me back to his cottage. Foreplay consisted of him slapping me about the face and asking "What does my baby say?" until I tearfully replied with "W-we can live in the empty spaces of this life." I do not wish to recall the rest of the afternoon in any more detail, but it was, as you would expect, slow, deep, and hard. Part of my therapy has involved revisiting the library, wherein I overheard a man at the desk enquiring as to where he could find a book on the Beatles. The look that crept upon the librarian’s face is one with which I am all too familiar. My smile is stuck, I cannot go back to your frownland…
Noisy Eater
frankie sinatra is honestly worse than bad music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j13MzUaLONo
I dare you.
op's favorite song
https://youtu.be/ifGZ_-mDXV8
>>66167125
You first OP
>>66168646
Cringe whenever i hear it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LiaYDPRedWQ
http://youtu.be/Cv9jDjgUB7c
>>66168935
this could be alright if either of these dudes had any melodic sense. i could deal with the dumb, poorly-timed vocal samples then.
honestly, the synth leads are worse than those stupid "haha watch me sample something goofy from spongebob" facebook vids
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EnAdy_wvxMo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZTkBdIlAaU
>>66168932
I feel like a worse person for listening to this.
fuck you anon
>>66168767
Fuck yeah David Tanny
Christmas song best song
>>66168932
i'd still smash
Used to jam hard to this song in Junior High. Who said that white christians can't rap?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZxC-Otl6fHM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0B7Z3JERdk
>>66168932
Nothing wrong with this.
Actually, never mind. There's a lot of things wrong with it. But it's still pretty catchy.
>>66168932
There is a 100% chance Chad Kroeger wrote all of this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLGMyo8wfPc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvCBSSwgtg4
>>66170479
hey, this is pretty JERdk, not bad at all
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iq_d8VSM0nw
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=EK_LN3XEcnw
>>66168932
mmm this shit bangs
>>66170621
electro swing
>>66170534
Would've included more photographs if he did
>>66170474
i didn't know Pappa John was a rapper
https://soundcloud.com/the-bamboo-shoots/time-runs-money-funds
Some dude has been posting this in the composition thread and it's pretty shit desu.
>>66170575
song is shit but the girl is H I G H T E S T
>>66170943
Yeah, until she starts dancing.
>>66168888
Checked
>>66167165
wtf, this actually exists
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=84LUpG6ieis
>>66170621
Holy shit this is bad.
>>66170479
This is not bad at all
>>66170554
these are both good.
https://www.youtube.com/shared?ci=Qw8Tvt0d6Ng
Can we find really awful remixes
>>66167188
I know that this can be one of those memorable 4chan posts but tldr
>>66170575
Pretty sure this is comedy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUEOT5OMy8A
>>66170554
never been a fan of either of these honestly, but what is bad about them? Is it that they use "you" in the chorus and they're love songs? They're catchy enough I guess. Mumford & Sons at least has a "sound".
>>66170554
If there's anything I hate more than corporate garbage it's corporate indie garbage. I'd gladly take top 40 pop over this shit.
>>66167178
Did you never listen to Classical or see Fantasia as a kid?
Fuck it this is b8.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZDha_3grdvc
Been wanting to post this for a while but felt it was too mean. What the hell here you go please be kind.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vt-UtzP1u1g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9YrWsmlJSiw
>>66171421
Is she okay? She sounds like she's having a panic attack throughout the entire song/video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqMhTRC1kqE
>>66170621
Oh you've triggered me anon. I had forgotten about this shit
Not even related to this thread, but what song is this playing from 4:59 onwards?
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0n0vSAqdL0
I don't even know what genre this is.
>>66171478
Don't know :( I love her
Please don't troll her she has so few comments
>>66171506
oh my fucking god thats awful
>>66167125
It doesn't even matter how hard you try...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLYoJgbybes
This takes the shit cake.
Probably the worst bit of music I've ever heard.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Et-Xf5EU8DA
This is so bad it's almost ironically good.
>>66171322
>if you like classical you have to like post-rock
That's a pretty pleb opinion. I bet you think I have to listen to Kendrick Lamar because I like jazz also.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cIB7PgFNYhk
>Nakamura Connie
>>66171604
Obvious bait is obvious.
>>66172067
I'm pretty sure its not bait. I am only aware of this song because of people shitting on it in threads like this.
>>66167125
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DaVA6sgOpws
This cover is downright insulting to the original. Everything from her shitty vocal range/tone to the fact that it doesn't even sound like the song in any possible way just sucks a whole ass.
>>66168932
This is fucking stupid as fuck. I hope she dies.
>>66172176
This is great, actually, you monumental faggot.
>>66168932
this is cultural appropriation and is also racist
>>66171422
My favorite is Hate My Life
>>66172120
Ugh awful. Almost as bad as that Gary Jules cover of Mad World.
>>66170311
you just don't know what real punk music is, anon
>>66168932
Every time I see this, I think: "there's no way it's as bad as I remember. It couldn't possibly, actually be the worst, most revolting song I've ever heard in my entire life, could it?" And every time I see it, I realize the dreadful fact yet again:
It is.
>>66171422
come on of all nickelback songs you post that one?
>>66167178
Good bait
How on earth has this not been posted?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xe0fvUgvvQg
>>66170575
not suprised that plebs here can't appreciate post r&b
>>66172275
The japanese didn't get offended by that song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qBDnHZNbjCg
>>66170575
Didn't the record label sign him because they thought he was laughably funny?
Correct me if I'm wrong but I seem to remember learning that his entire career was a joke from the very beginning.
>>66172317
The original Mad World is a pile of shit and sounds fucking terrible in all facets. Tears For Fears first few albums simply were not good.
I am simply convinced that nothing is as bad as this song.
It sums up why indie "died" when it hit the mainstream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y66j_BUCBMY
>>66170621
What exactly is wrong with this song?
>>66172317
That's a good cover though. That's how you do a stripped down cover right.
>>66172404
Hi bait.
>>66172449
If you listened to the fucking song you would know.
>>66172120
christ that's awful. how can you turn this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ST86JM1RPl0 into that? it's like she didn't even try.
>>66172411
The firs time i heard this song i thought it was fucking Imagine Dragons and i never cared to look after the original band. It was on a mexican ad about smartphones or some shit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LaTGrV58wec
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qkuu0Lwb5EM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxAXmHa0--I
>>66167178
I know it's bait, but I still bite. What is this
>>66171506
jesus, not even the youtube comments are nice on this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qM71torFNBQ
>>66172499
It was part of the soundtrack to one of the Hunger Games films, if that explains anything
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q2I0ulTZWXA
It's really the video that makes this one worth it.
>>66172390
No, I mean the japs are using our white "punk" women to promote their cancerous weeb culture
>>66172499
It literally sounds like she wrote some music but couldn't think of any lyrics so she just used those and called it a cover. She should be ashamed of herself.
>>66172482
I did and the shit bangs. It clearly inspired the avalanches
>>66172551
What?
>>66172659
>>66172644
What metal kid gets picked on? I suppose me and my friends were the "metal" kids in HS, but everyone thought we were cool because we smoked.
>>66172404
kill yourself
>>66168932
Kill yourself for posting this
>>66172240
End your life.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQqCoCAt2ew
>>66172499
I guess it's supposed to be imposing bc it's all in a minor key and has orchestral arrangements. I think most of the choices about the vocals were intentional. It's still very mediocre. Should have just made a new song.
>>66172766
The kind who turn into werewolves.
>>66172766
The ones that aren't cool or intimidating.
The skinny shy kids with long hair
>>66172766
Every metal kid on my hig schoo was so fucking cringy.
>>66172766
>but everyone thought we were cool because we smoked.
literally u
>>66171421
She looks, acts, and kinda sounds like the stalker from Flight of the Conchords.
>>66170575
this is actually great
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_wLVCLPx0M
Made me want to go die.
>>66171506
That Microphone the girl is using is really hurting my ears. The mix is fucked.
Another Grimes thread, I see.
>>66172404
KYS Songs From the Big Chair is GOAT mid-80s synthpop literally not one bad track on the entire album
>>66173162
"You can bet your boots I'm comin' after you"
Why
>>66168932
What the fuck is with Canadian women and anime?
>>66172823
>24 year old security guard here
My life is already over
>>66172927
We were loud, obnoxious, and did drugs.
So this wasn't us.
>>66172979
Every high schooler is cringey af, dingus
>>66173021
Never watched the Simpsons. But I guess you're implying we weren't cool. Who knows. High school was so long ago.
if you can bear this shit for longer than 10 seconds i commend you and your indomitable will
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56KOacwRm9g
>>66168624
kill yourself
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9uaWB73ppg
Kek.
>>66172411
American Authors - The Smartphone Commercial
>>66173320
I got 32 seconds if you include the intro. before he starts spewing.
>>66173474
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BI5F9EwMEjY
Literally any Hanson song, especially the newer ones. One of my family members recently rediscovered them...
>>66173294
>Never watched the Simpsons.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qM71torFNBQ
you may think you're ready for this, but you're not
this is literally /r/progmetal : the song
>>66168646
>>66168888
not all his shit is bad its just a shame that nu males and fags started listening to his music and praising it
bumping with good sinatra
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sf76NAXd8mk
>>66167178
>>66167178
gr8b8m8 8/8
>>66174498
i think theyre tlaking about this "frankie sinatra"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SjfspM5sDIA
it would make more sense cause OP asked for a single song.
>>66174573
oh shit sorry i didn't see the "ie" at the end
>>66170348
Thanks for showing me this, it's excellent.
>>66172593
kek, this ones is a classic
>>66172593
the fuck was that
Anyway. I bet nobody can top this shit unironically.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nDl2hpkxH5Y
>>66174943
This was a video promoting the movie Hellaware
>>66174943
is this icp, it looks like icp even though i've never listened to icp
>>66167178
Here's your (You)
>>66172925
kek
Hold on to your butts:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwdWgAMYcqk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4difPEQ8wA4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLXSFAQYCHA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aktLRiWXfqg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dvr2OVvZFWk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQ0IcSmNMZg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQe4XVrJFGQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57Sb14dyaUc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJa2kwoZ2a4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RHP0Nd72s10
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPX44xvUmFA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CF2o5RDkq9A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGJbuHUbw8k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8uK_mWnbr4
Palate cleanser:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CXerF6crDRs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1PcmzUyHzcw
>>66175449
I remember watching "It's so cold in the D" on beavis And Butthead.
BTW are you brazilian?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mghhLqu31cQ
>>66175509
Nope, Ohio. It's pretty cold in the C, too.
>>66167125
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dDRHx4cPgbE
>>66175582
Some of their songs are ok. They coul be decent voice actors.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQWY-JOhF2I
>>66174363
Crazy, huh? I'm American too.
http://youtu.be/exRvC0jYOzE
>>66168767
I would pay to hear a Jamie Stewart cover of this
>>66175582
>>66175616
Is this The Avalanches?
>>66170474
He even sounds like Viper.
>>66172120
>>66172317
>>66172499
>>66172594
>>66172676
On the subject of Tears for Fears...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kEePu_E11b0
10 min. in and it's pretty damn good.
>>66175582
...The Avalanches????
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8UMg3QSYu_8
>>66176537
this is one of those people that transcends the black & white filter
>tfw saved
>>66176537
2 seconds in and I already KNOW this is going to be the shit
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Sv6dMFF_yts
I HATE this song so much
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g42ykGyxze8
local guy
he always has the watermarks from the shitty beat sites he uses still in his music
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eDxa2tmbhSg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gzt0iJ0cUxA
Can't believe there were kids that listened to this and liked it
>>66176537
the shit is killing me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TmxSxKxBbQE
Fuck this guy.
Is it still cool to hate this one?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8F5YSA1Oz0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4iBBfEHNaE
This.
i think this is one of the worsts, it is just hilariously bad so maybe it comes to the "so bad is good" area
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqM3Z3rWlAI
>>66176351
Roland's work post Curt's departure is pretty underrated imo.
yeah a childhood friend made this, this backing vocal is the worst i've ever heard, not even the videoclip is good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=02-PE6kHF-A
>>66176537
he is so black he is blue
>>66172350
i never understood that music, she doesn't even sound like in the rest of her songs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJ3GKNhWJYw
also she is qt
>>66177247
>restringing a left handed guitar just to be "different"
>>66171604
Fuck off, this song is 10/10
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-59jGD4WrmE
don't hate it production wise but everything else about it is fucking terrible
>>66176537
I dont get it
is he a fucking robot
what the hell is going on
someone save me from this
what is he saying
why doesnt his mouth move at all
why is is awkwardly shuffling down an alley
why is he in space
>>66172532
>3 dance floor classics
Millennial detected.
>BOLOLO
>HA
>HA
>BOLOLOLOHAHAHA
Welcome to Brazil, /mu/.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dwEm-rU5sAE
>>66173287
they spend a lot of time indoors
>>66177955
Essa musica é boa cara
>not posting this classic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6VMWhJA4zU
>>66177955
>he doesen't like baile funk
stay pleb anon
>>66177955
Fuck off Mc Bin Laden is the best musician in this funk generation
>>66173320
the fuck am i watching
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALj5MKjy2BU
>>66176164
>>66176411
I don't get this meme
![residentnsss[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/LIHFHPp.jpg "residentnsss[1].jpg")
>>66175449
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CF2o5RDkq9A
Was this produced by The Residents?
>>66178604
frankie sinatra has an electro kit + a brass instrument
this means it's electro-swing
also the fact it's a bit wacky makes it SPG
>>66178631
But SPG isn't plunderphonics you fucking turbonerd
>>66178623
It does seem like that shitty synth line is fucking with me
>>66178656
neither is Frankie Sinatra really, it's more of straight hip-hop track, especially when compared to the stuff on SILY
>>66178656
it's a meme you dip
>>66177142
This.
RATKOS is a criminally underrated album.
>>66170479
This isn't the cringe thread?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1Exv8_tbTY
this one is the definition of "cringeworthy":
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K07gLBVeLR4
>>66178679
It's still plunderphonics bruh. It's just used in a way to make a straight up hip-hop track. Still the weakest track on Wildflower by far though.
Also here's some cringe so I stay on topic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=es4t1WBJKqA
I'm still trying to figure out if Black Lace is legitimately awful or so bad it's good.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTZZjemferM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=POv-3yIPSWc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0V6N4elMVX4
Songs that are clearly put together by people who have no idea what they're doing is funny, this shit is just maddening
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2dJxFIV28Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpsbj0OoeNo
RIP
>>66178879
if he just played videogames he would've been still alive
>>66178879
>>66178894
Did he died?
>>66178916
yeah
http://www.greenfieldreporter.com/view/story/2f91327433804a3ea9a98357982dde74/DE--Fatal-Crash-Dover
Harambe will take care of his soul
>>66167125
Holy shit 60mil that's gross. I can kinda see why it's so popular though... it's catchy in the same way that the autotune parodies that are all over yt are.
>>66178959
He's playing all the video games his heart desires now ;_;
>>66178879
I cant really hate this. This is quintessential 11 year old core.
>>66176798
fuck you, this is a great song
>>66178019
>implying this isn't the best shit in the world
Jon is a genius desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23cjXModWpA
>>66168932
what the fuck. I'd still smash her like there was no tomorrow but come the fuck on.
>>66170348
actually a good song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqM3Z3rWlAI
The worst
>>66168932
Is this how Art Angels was born?
>>66174507
that fucking image gets me every time holy fuck
>>66168932
I know all the words to this song and can belt them out at anytime.
>>66175582
Fedoracore
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHQqqM5sr7g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tEs8Lh-uAhs
The Doors without Jim Morrison were really something
>>66168932
Holy fuck how have I not noticed see looks exactly like madison ivy when she was blonde
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xVtuwxeqBYM
you don't fucking get it>>66181192
>>66168932
I'm on my 45th listen
please send help
>>66168932
this sounds like art angels
>>66178623
So I wasn't the only one that thought that
You can't make this shit up.
https://youtu.be/LHCob76kigA
>>66171506
the comments on this video are turning me into a /pol/ fag, get this shit away from me
>>66168932
This is legitimately terrible. I know the word is used very loosely, but I mean it. That's offensively bad, it's literally making me angry.
>>66181192
the worst thing about this is that cringey autistic /mu/tant
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vKNcuTWzTVw
absolute shit tier song. way to many people get a wrong impression of Marina because of this shitty joke of a song. It took 7 People to write this abomination and everyone who was involved in this mess needs to be exterminated
>>66171314
This is top 40 pop you idiot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ba8CHRu1NLM
>>66182849
>everyone who was involved in this mess needs to be exterminated
does that include Marina aswell?
Surprised this hasn't been posted.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXRviuL6vMY
>>66167165
Brad Paisley is a fuckin amazing guitarist, and at the same time one of the worst Songwriter ever.
It's such a shame that he could just stop singing and plays guitar instead in the music industry.
the best worst song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4iBBfEHNaE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VpRM_jY1FQU
You guys know NOTHING
>>66168932
this is agressively terrible
>>66170621
My parents bought me the CD when I was young.
The song was like remixed on the same fuckin CD at the end.
It is beyond shame. Just fuckin bad and pointless.
>>66182849
that was horrible
>>66168873
this is the worst one
it's not offensive, or a meme, it is just really bad
made me laugh
>>66180608
I bet you think you're funny.
>>66173320
That was.. interesting.
I watched the whole thing and i can't really believe this was not ironic / shitposting, mostly because the only woman that is shown in the video is simply... indescribable.
Interesting watch nevertheless, gj on finding it
>>66172411
This song is impressive to me.
They did the perfect indie song every Radios wanted. They did it.
They perfected all the clichés in "Indie" music Like "Have a Dream", Banjo(like Mumford & Sons), "Danced with monsters", "Touch the clouds", "Please don't wake me now", "My soul" all the repeated Ooh-ooh so everyone can sing with it. No stories, no wrong intentions in the song, just a brief moment of "Happiness" brought to you by a band nobody will remembers except for that one song.
If the band was trying to make the perfect cliché Indie Pop single marketed to young teenagers in their early 20s, They've done it. apart from it, the song is pretty shitty.
>>66182377
This did make for Todd's best review in a while.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TiwA_BYttnI
>>66183541
>young teenagers in their early 20s
you wot
>>66171506
ofcourse they are fucking Swedish
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvWdfGwysNY
patricians choice coming through.
>>66171506
>White people ruin everything
they're actually right this time, this FUCKING sucks
>>66171604
time for some ebony porn
>>66171506
never heard the original but liked this
except when they went panda panda panda
>>66175449
Holy shit so much gold in here....
wtf the 3-Second rule, a Country-Soccer Mom singing not to look at her ass all the time WTF....
Amazing....
Exile by Spit Syndicate.
They had a seizure with the fucking samples mate.
>>66175455
A New Low.....
>"OMG LOL FUL GTH"
>That ringing phone
>that "Papa Roach" Moves
............................................holy shit.
>>66183242
i liked this channel they should make more videos
>>66176537
THAT FUCKIN SPACE BACKGROUND WHYYYY
Holy shit it's the best. He doesn't even lip-synched his lyrics to his mouth. That fuckin awkward walk is the shit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWcOY14GWwM
brazil's top 40
>>66183736
this, honestly I'd rather listen to this than the original (which I've heard like once)
>>66177148
>That fucking Funk Carioca Beat in every fuckin brazilian song
Guys please. There are so much other beats you could make than this fucking beat.
>>66168932
Canadians should be prohibited from creating any kind of media. Everything they do is so fucking cringey. This is My Life Me tier.
>>66173180
Underrated, extremely underrated
>>66168932
Sounds like Grimes
>>66176798
Fuck you fag
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLYoJgbybes&list=RDqLYoJgbybes
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