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Desklad edition
korean pop
Thoughts on this organisation?
>>61667086
you do realise you have to link this in the old thread?
Lads
>>61667220
Fish
>>61667199
Your dad sells avon
>>61667199
Ahahaha! Your dad's a fucking Avon lady.
Fucking lipstickfag.
>>61667251
wahey lad
nothing beats a good salmon steak with potatoes and carrots
cept maybe a cheeky wank
having one of those days
fucking post the theresa may bingo you shits
Me having the ciggie
https://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=lhAr_UeroCk
For users of extra flags who are miffed at the inclusion of icon flags (i.e. a logo or coat of arms on a white background), I'll try to get PK or the rest to get a better flag selection system in place.
Icon flags will not be removed as they were first made by Brits themselves. Also they have been part of the extension since long before I got involved in this.
>>61667343
>>61667301
>>61667220
ANTI-YANK RANGER ACTIVATE
Cant wait for murry tbqh
>>61667086
Well I suppose I had better post this
doing a think lads
Need a chair with a leather seat and a mesh back tbqh lads.
>>61667389
'no'
this is the anti-EU general
RIP Nigel https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZQ7hFbi234
>>61667406
*gives you a cup of tea*
what are you thinking of lad?
>>61667354
usually go 5-10 unless I want it to go longer
sex usually 30+ minutes
>>61667389
This post is very silly.
But not as silly as Sir Billi.
having a cheeky glass of Johnny walker lads, AMA
Nige's work here is done lads. Now he must return to his home planet
that runt's drinking it's own piss and telling the others it's alcohol again
>>61667430
statistical analysis of house prices la'
house prices are a political decision
Whatever happened to Desklad?
Dalkesd
>>61667465
which label
>desklad edition
>>61667545
black, didn't have much money but also have enough dignity not to buy red lmao
>>61667504
just watched the big short?
Friends come over to my house for a week but I'm bored of him already. Just wanna stay on my computer.
>>61667543
Daesk
>>61667519
I heard he's in talks to take over Top Gear
>>61667561
I've only ever had Red, didn't realise how foul it would be
>>61667562
nah m8
shite film imo
just a job innit
>>61667595
black is a little better but there are better alternatives tbqh
>>61667554
What did she mean by this?
>>61667554
What the fuck was she trying to do?
>>61667577
The so called desklad
>>61667554
I just don't understand.
>>61667404
severely underrated post
i miss gorgon braun t b h lads
>>61667628
>>61667629
>>61667643
she was committing suicide
>>61667554
rip tragic story
>>61667685
Why bother with the chair then? Just hop over.
even though we live on opposite sides of the atlantic i feel like we're best friends
>>61667685
As if she needs a chair
>>61667685
She didn't need a chair to do that
>>61667717
>>61667715
does it matter?
>>61667455
Good post
>>61667711
FOY
>>61667706
>>61667715
>>61667717
why does that matter? she just used the chair even though she didnt need it
I assume you've all been talking about Boris' facebook post?
Utter banterloons, my friends
Banterloons I say!
>>61667199
His dad sells avon
Haha bet he also wears ur mums clothes
Everyone quitting lately
https://twitter.com/achrisevans/status/749969917055799296
imagine /int/ without australia
>>61667860
BIG VERY GOOD NEWS
>>61667860
FACT.
>>61667860
>le blanc was great and you were utter toilet
>>61667882
*turns you into industrial adhesive for posting anime*
>>61667860
fucking hell it's just massacre after massacre
>>61667882
'Twould be shite
me and the lads drinking our juice boxes
>>61667906
>@anas_mahmood: @achrisevans you were shit you ginger speccy cunt
Howling at these
Ah yes... good afternoon, my pawns.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_1_eRVwJDg
>>61667860
Who would you replace him with for a good balance of car knowledge and banter with LeBlanc?
Lads lads lads wahey grwat zogging bongo Congo conga drums
And the administration of text on this website is down
http://imgur.com/a/MIKTF
wew
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4r91mc8pbo
vid of me lads
>>61667968
Erm ... what were you doing to find that on youtube?
>>61668012
Confusing post
Have any of you lads seen this video yet?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8fU2QG-lV0
More juicy youtube drama. Worth the watch if you're even vaguely familiar with CS:GO betting.
>>61667554
amateur
RRRRREEEEEEEE FARAGE CAN'T LEAVE
The (((media))) will make it look like he bailed out and no more euexit will happen
>>61668023
Yes this is legitimate
>>61668069
>computer games
kill yourself virgin
>>61668069
Do faglords actually make money from csgo gambling
>>61668088
fuck off
>>61668069
hmm don't care
>>61668023
For some reason, these are always worse when there are nudes. Makes them seem so much more fake than the others.
Hopefully Nige becomes a legitimate Conrad-esque pirate or seaman and tells his crew about how he once saved England
just a nice little day dream, that
>>61668063
Aesthetics karl bongo bongo jongo drums
Wanker wanker mickey bill
Bongo box below and click on your computer and it was not found
Lads why do I waste my life here bongo
>>61668153
he didn't just save england, he saved europe
Desklad hahaha, cracks me up
the gf gasps/breathes so hard when she cums I always think she's having a heart attack or something and I get a little jolt of nervousness every time because it sounds like her lungs are going to explode
weird
>>61668215
indeed...
now FONT
>>61668115
>telling people to kill themselves
reevaluate yourself 2bh mate
>>61668122
Certainly the owners of CSGO:Lotto. Give it a watch. I don't even play the game or gamble but it's always fun to see scummy people get fucked over.
>>61668215
if you've ever done nos you'd know why they do this
>>61667385
Medical autism
yank politics are scary
>>61668175
Kek
>>61668254
hmm?
>>61668139
o-ok
>>61668236
I watched it last night and nothing gonna happen to those scumbags they've millions of followers it'll all be forgotten in a week
>girls cum
Nice meme, friendo
0 sex drive lads
cant even get it up
>>61668281
don't really know how to explain it but its good and definitely intentional
>>61668357
Post soft willy
>>61668278
>.gif
doing a scared
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DdYqArkkW0
"haytch and hem"
>>61668122
my friend made 8k off it
>>61668307
Bit pessimistic lad. There seems to be legal precedent to it and it'll definitely taint their reputation for good.
>>61668278
Do you honestly expect anyone to waste 5 minutes reading that shit?
>>61668167
?????????
>>61668069
fuck me that's dodgey
>>61668398
need some fucking sex ffs
/brit/? more like /shit/ haha
>>61668404
Teach me sempai
cameron, hodgson, farage, chris evans
who will be next?
>>61668456
T O W N
R A P I S T
>>61668278
This is so fake
spoke to a qt in lecture today
she had glasses on so you could tell she was intelligent
>>61668460
corbs
>>61668175
good read
>>61668460
The Queen
>>61668398
>haytch
aalborg universitet
The reason I was summoned to your dimension will be gone and the creature you know as Nigel Farage will no longer exist.
I came when England called, like Sir Lancelot and Robin Hood. I came in your hour of need to deliver you a seemingly endless referendum and this capering spirit has been as good as his word.
You knew I wasn’t real all along. How could I be? But a being of folklore, such as I, could be everywhere at once; on Question Time, guffawing in the golf club, popping into a pub in Peterborough for a pint and stepping out into the Sunderland sunlight for a smoke.
Never elected to public office, never within an inch of power, I nonetheless bamboozled your political establishment into this marvellous gift of a complicated expensive thing, but I shall not see its result.
My purpose done and my revels now ended, for every vote counted tomorrow I fade a little more until I am melted into thin air leaving only a spectral blazer and a pair of gold bulldog cufflinks behind.
But mourn not this jester, for I do not die. I merely sleep until this sceptr’d isle has need of me again.
>>61668460
... the janitor
>>61668398
>watching
>oh its just some bird talking about bikinis
>mfw it cut to her wearing them
>>61667086
Thanks for this Independence Day gift /brit/, almost as good as the Statue of Liberty.
http://www.bbc.com/news/entertainment-arts-36707266
fearing the worst
Fjording this thread...
..with no survivors!!
>>61668642
do yanks in general hate him as well?
WOOOOOOP
>>61668468
it's not even entertaining
>>61668667
J U S T
fearing the wurst
fucking hell david cameron has resigned
>>61668398
>YouTube bikini reviews
What a time to be alive
Lads, I've got this girls number and I'm fucking shitting myself I don't know what I'm going to say.
>>61668664
Most of us don't watch Top Gear, the ones who do hate him.
>>61668398
not as good as the tights one
Happy independance day Britain
>David Cameron
>Boris Johnson
>Nigel Farage
>Chris Evans
>The entire shadow cabinet
MAKE IT STOP
I CAN'T HANDLE MORE RESIGNATIONS
>>61668460
hopefully janny haha *wink*
>haytch and emm
That's how you're supposed to say it
Its not HUH and MUH you fucking idiots
>>61668735
"alri lass"
>>61668746
*resigns*
myactivity.google.com
Wew lad
>>61668746
Roy Hodgson as well
>>61668764
>Its not HUH and MUH you fucking idiots
there are mouthbreathers that say this?
>>61668735
Bee urself
>>61668746
>shadow cabinet
Explain
>>61668746
Corbyn needs to go. Angela Eagle is preparing her campaign.
>>61668735
spend days deliberating over what to send and then realise it's too late to send anything haha
>>61668764
>not calling it Hhhh (the sound you make when you breath out your mouth) and Mmmm
>>61668738
what tights one
>>61668798
oh fuck this got me haha
Huhhhh and mmmmm
>>61668764
it's fucking aych you brain dead cunt
not haytch
Found a big massive trolley suitcase coming home drunk last night. A sign I should probably go on holliers
>>61668764
>>61668798
hmm...
>>61668764
>haytch not aytch
>>61668785
In Britain we have a cabinet and we practice pyromancy within it.
It's called "The Shadow Cabinet".
>not handum
>2016
>baldness still hasn't been cured
ffs lads they need to hurry up
matched with a 9.5/10 and it's making me upset
rate my lunch
>ham sandwich from yesterday which is actually from Friday
>tea
>>61668879
It has been cured you bloody koala
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GeF7A05zQ8
>>61668764
actually its marks and sparks
got so pilled up on the lads holiday that i chew my tongue to bits and now have ulcers all over it and have had to drink through a straw and eat just soup the last few days
aaaah my ahgh oh fuck err ah uh
>>61668911
lad
you're an aussie
you can't be this beta
it's ruining my perception of straya
just ask for a root n boot
>>61668916
that's amazing
is this real? why isn't this sold everywhere
>>61668938
good post
>>61668916
>$39.92
>.92
wtf
>>61668879
Rogane u petrol drinking abo
>>61668958
lad she's so pretty it's unfair
she should not be allowed to exist
>>61669002
thanks
Quick pint since its such a lovely day
>>61669035
dw m8 this wears off after a few months
>>61669035
Tfw I wasn't born a pretty qt.314 female
Why even live
Such an American picture
>>61669091
it will definitely never get to that point
willing to bet she'll ignore my first message (if I send one)
>>61669113
that's cactus jack's daughter lad
i wonder if i'd be as autistic as i am now if i'd grown up in the 80s without the internet
Some of these are pretty funny tbqh
http://www.istreetwatch.co.uk/
>>61669113
Thicc
>>61669074
cute doggos
>>61669127
>it will definitely never get to that point
m888888
it will, trust
>>61669127
>willing to bet she'll ignore my first message (if I send one)
yeah, likely desu senpai
women be like that
>>61669153
Always thought about this
breaking
lads
big black cock
can someone explain this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWdkjAIv1QA
I've decided I will send her a message
WHOOP THERE IT IS
WHOOP THERE IT IS
*slurps loudly*
>>61669196
not watching some normie yank twat even ironically
doing it
>>61669159
They really are
>>61669219
*sings along*
post classic espanol new wave senpaitachi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPg5o7TSMEE
>>61669154
glad to see that the original Isle of Wight is just as racist as the one here in Virginia
>>61669196
First and third aren't pregnant
Second was but they turned their faces from the camera and didn't actually kiss
research idea: disconnect various NEET's internet connections and monitor how they behave.
gonna pick something up for dinner from Mmmmm&Ssssss
>>61669296
top lads
>>61669306
i'd probably take 25 tabs of 1P-LSD and see what happens tbqwyfam
>>61669306
had no internet for like 2 weeks
just watched tv and rationed my phone data
>>61669322
let us know what you get
>>61669296
He's not wrong though, remain cucks are traitors.
>>61669184
grew up in the 80s/90s. i spent all my time outside and was unironically a normie
>>61669327
*does a think*
and remove TV's and mobile phones
>>61669296
good lads
>>61669322
Even though this gimmick was basically invented by phonejacker, seeing it applied to shop names has got me creasing
>>61669154
>Man speaking loudly on the phone about how stingy Polish people are
VERY disappointed in how racist and violent my country is right now
lol u tk him 2da bar|?
>>61669353
Did you drive to the lake with your cheerleader girlfriend after prom?
>>61669366
would read a book
>>61669390
THIS DESU SENPAI BAKA DAMN NIGGERS
>>61669390
O u
*loudly sings the tune of seven nation army at a concert even though that's not the song playing*
>Glasgow
>Glass-gay
>Edinburgh
>Eedin-burray
>oh hi anon .. what are you doing here?
>>61669074
fucking rats
>>61669353
fuck off grandnormie twat
>>61669419
only book i have is fight club desu
>>61669154
>Man shouts "this is England, foreigners have 48 hours to f**k right off. Who is foreign here? Anyone foreign?" at Tesco's
Nothing like delivering an ultimatum in the middle of a Tesco
>>61669419
Hm, we're seeing progress.
>>61669435
>yanks
FOY
getting my daily dose
>>61669443
*whips out enlightenment*
alright ladies
>>61669412
i did have a gf and played sports
>>61669443
*deep inhalation*
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>61669382
what if I told you that I am fonejacker and this is what I do now since channel 4 cancelled me?
>>61669471
got bored of doing it outside Greggs
>getting my daily dose
>>61669154
someone make a post about a paki crossdresser abusing a polish girl in scotland
>>61669513
I would require your bank account details
>>61669493
>that engraving or whatever
so nice
>>61669471
Do we have any foreigners in the audience tonight? If so, please put up your hands. Wogs I mean, I'm looking at you. Where are you? I'm sorry but some fucking wog...Arab grabbed my wife's bum, you know? Surely got to be said, yeah this is what all the fucking foreigners and wogs over here are like, just disgusting, that's just the truth, yeah. So where are you? Well wherever you all are, I think you should all just leave. Not just leave the hall, leave our country. You fucking (indecipherable). I don't want you here, in the room or in my country. Listen to me, man! I think we should vote for Enoch Powell. Enoch's our man. I think Enoch's right, I think we should send them all back. Stop Britain from becoming a black colony. Get the foreigners out. Get the wogs out. Get the coons out. Keep Britain white. I used to be into dope, now I'm into racism. It's much heavier, man. Fucking wogs, man. Fucking Saudis taking over London. Bastard wogs. Britain is becoming overcrowded and Enoch will stop it and send them all back. The black wogs and coons and Arabs and fucking Jamaicans and fucking (indecipherable) don't belong here, we don't want them here. This is England, this is a white country, we don't want any black wogs and coons living here. We need to make clear to them they are not welcome. England is for white people, man. We are a white country. I don't want fucking wogs living next to me with their standards. This is Great Britain, a white country, what is happening to us, for fuck's sake? We need to vote for Enoch Powell, he's a great man, speaking truth. Vote for Enoch, he's our man, he's on our side, he'll look after us. I want all of you here to vote for Enoch, support him, he's on our side. Enoch for Prime Minister! Throw the wogs out! Keep Britain white!
me with the tail
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iw3bK_zFGoc
Brexit isn't racist they said.
>>61669579
need to cut down on the bolding and underlining
>>61669579
Sajid is based
first time
first time like a virgin
>>61669638
fuck off paki
>bog standard forest
>bloody gorgeous
???
>Sajid is based
>>61669482
>look "foy" up on urban dictionary
>The smell between a man's ass hole and balls.
http://parliamentlive.tv/Event/Index/89a8f38d-0676-4873-b388-46666415e8bf
Corbyn's Nuremberg trial
bored of /brit/
pls help
topics I'd like to talk about:
boxing
swansea city afc transfers and rumours
taking it away
Fuck me lads has farage actually gone or will he be back tomorrow like last time he quit
Feel a bit sad
>God
>Tories don't have a leader
>UKIP don't have a leader
>Greens don't have a leader
>Soon Labour probably won't have a leader
>Tim Farron won't fuck off
Doing a wank, don't bother me
>>61669689
whoever setup the microphones is a fucking idiot
So-called ISIS
So-called IRA
>>61669699
Can someone ban this fucking paki please? What the fuck is it supposed to be?
>>61669731
>Greens don't have a leader
Yes we do.
>>61669749
*slaps you in the nuts*
>>61669768
>this fucking paki
>An eagle, a fox and my cat all getting along fine on my porch
genuinely one of the best videos I've seen
Might do a cheeky disco dance, lads.
>>61669689
Jezza getting absolutely slaughtered
Don't mention anything about Jews or you'll get roasted
>>61669786
>We
>190cm master race
Wanna chew on Serena Williams' nipples.
>>61669686
fuck off yank
Sup fuckers. We should have left you fight the Germans by yourselves. Yeah then Britain would have came crawling on its knees to suck our cocks for favours just like the Soviet Union because nobody could eat the Germans without a our help.me
Fuck you faggots.
>>61669786
>we
Nigger.
But Natalie is stepping down.
>>61669894
>faggots
FOY
ISN'T IT FUNNY?
>this paki cunt pretending antisemitism and anti-racism are two different things
stupid bint
>>61669894
don't be a twat on your own birthday
*cums in you*
OOOOOOOOEEEEEUUUUUURRRRGHooeeoooAAAAAooouu... aah... ooooh... uuuuuuuughahahhah...
>>61669923
Must have gotten at least a chub giving that speech.
>>61669938
strawman; not an argument
Poleaboo needs to get a nano sim for his new phone
>>61669923
>insults them all followed by
>pls gibs good deal
Farage is an utter embarassment
>>61669894
who gave you permission to speak, Yank?
>>61669974
see, you're getting better at it
need to get a new tuh shirt from huhhhh and mmmm
If ukip elect carswell they're fucked
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pffMwC__qDs
>>61669938
But they are two different things:
anti-racism = good thing
antisemitism = bad thing
ban finally ended
how's it going across the pond fuckers?
>>61670015
got that the wrong way round I think
Horrible wank lads. I tried to switch the porn but I came to dirty pink roastie being penetrated
>>61669972
yank, do not ever EVER reply to me again you cheeky little bellend
>>61669894
>We
So what exactly was your contribution to ww2? Oh you weren't born? Brilliant
>>61670006
>that Owen Jones comment
Owen Jones literally called Carswell a bigot and a liar following Brexit and Carswell just swallowed it like the faggot that he is
>>61670013
such a tune
thanks Ed for introducing it to me, if it's you
*pinches the arse of the girl standing in front of you as I walk past *
>>61670059
>you have to contribute in order to get reward
nah this is just entitlemet from those who did contribute
>>61670001
I don't understand
>>61670104
*decks you*
>peope against Douglas Carswell
Why? I thought all you alt-right memers were into your Austrian economics and free market quackery?
>>61670104
*picks up a chair, smashes it on your head, you drop like a sack of potatoes*
>>61670091
hi hey yeah it's a remastered version i think
*takes off clothes*
*puts my earphones in*
*places the ipod on the shelf of the bath*
*waits for it to finish*
*i look off to the side at nothing*
will it make you happy?
...
*drops the toaster into the bath tub*
>>61670155
subtle
>>61670120
>Those who did contribute
Yeah contributing so much by not being alive at the time :)
I'm not Corbyn's biggest fan but this bird is being such a cunt to him, getting hung up on the smallest fucking words
>>61670201
bureaucracy was a mistake
>>61670201
They're desperate for him to say "fuck the kikes race war now"
>>61670129
>I
aaaand it's gone
![j09].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/bKZUZeR.jpg "j09]")
