"I would really prefer if you'd be quiet" What did he mean by this edition?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H50nqenYMDM
who the fuck do you think you are mate? yeah? get FUCKED *cracks you*
korean pop
oi ed how did your date go
>>61670173
>Page 1 (One)
tilanscanerismadonisticalification.
>>61670228
well got another one wednesday
wby? hows the tuning going?
>/pol/acks when they're inside /pol/
Articulate, well sourced, well spoken, use evidence and facts all the time, make associations and links that the Mainstream Media fails to cover, lots of different perspectives and insights, the rabbit hole always goes deeper
>/pol/acks when they're outside of /pol/ and on the rest of 4chan
"Fucking cucks, CAN'T STUMP THE TRUMP, SJW propaganda, feminazis, shills! OY VEY, strong white men are baaaad goyim! White genocide, interracial breeding grounds, Hitler was the good guy, muh 6 gorillion, degeneracy!"
Anyone else noticed this phenomenon?
>>61670232
What are you gonna do about it cunt?
*pushes you to the floor*
Unless autism janny is around 24/7 I don't think we'll be able to undo bump limit early new threads.
>>61670252
*pulls out stanley knife*
You're not talking shit now are you?
ARRRRRGH *slashes you*
>>61670254
got a date saturday with a tight little slice wahey
>>61670272
>>61670309
ooft is that with the one you couldn't talk get comfortable with talking to online? you're a weapon mate an absolute weapon
http://parliamentlive.tv/Event/Index/89a8f38d-0676-4873-b388-46666415e8bf
Corbyn's Nuremberg Trial conducted by autists
>m-muh unhappy comment
poor corbyn, what do they fucking want from him
talking down to him like he's a fucking schoolkid in the headmaster's office
Really don't know what the gf sees in me
>>61670341
i'd unleash sperm from my urethra all over that girl if you know what i mean
The wife
Having a watch of those fox/cat/eagle videos
>it's not really where the tea was
snarky little cunt, what a miserable sour faced hog
>>61670341
>Subject: The rise of antisemitism
"Jews are shit"
trial over
>>61670352
girls love insecurity lad
>>61670173
this is the most autistic video i have ever watched
>Corbyn's select committee meeting taking place in the Thatcher Room
talk about salt in the wound
daily reminder that eventually it won't just be jews, it'll be muslims too.
nazi britain 2.0 tbqh wfa
>>61670401
>girls love insecurity lad
Why is farage leaving lads it was only just beginning for ukip but now it's over
>>61670401
if this were true i would be rolling in it
>>61670336
nah it's pic related only started talking to her yesterday
>>61670369
congratulation
>>61670452
you're both normies
fucking pseudo-englightened
Oi m8s 'ere's sum 'istoric foo'age of the yanks kicking our arses alri cheerio laddies
why is corbyn on trial for allegedly hurting some people's feeling? who gives a shit? this hearing is absurd
>>61670452
fuck off good looking twat
>>61670452
shitting on normies while on tinder
l m o a
>>61670492
that's a good point, why have the yanks been so quiet today?
>>61670452
END YOURSELF MY MAN
>>61670499
literal autism
>drinx
>>61670443
>Why is farage leaving lads
Rat wants to jump for the sinking ship.
This way he can't be held responsible for what's about to happen.
>>61670482
>>61670500
>>61670505
normie twats
>>61670443
"you either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain."
—a brilliant piece of social commentary by the artist and genius that is Christopher Nolan, spoken in the masterpiece that is The Dark Knight.
>>61670526
t. normie
>>61670526
hello normie! x)
hungover
wanting to puke
and just woke up
someone suck my dick please
>>61670516
they'd just get bantered out the thread, Yanks can't keep up with us bongs
>>61670526
rasheed
>>61670499
>why is corbyn on trial
They're desperate to get rid of him. So they're creating this agenda that he's an antisemite.
When I get my prostate exam when I'm 50 the doctor is gonna be like I know things have been up there before
I'm very strategic in my approach to women. For example, I look at somewhat pretty girls with shaven heads as being sound investments. They may be unattractive to a lot of guys for now, but if you convince them to grow their hair back, you will reap the benefits later on.
>>61670581
yeah how do I tighten up my areshole again? would a rubber band on the hole work?
>>61670173
I feel sorry for the qt having to read out all this autism
This thread is now the property of the United States of America.
>>61670572
you highly overestimate this generals ''banter''
>>61670598
will have to wait a good 18 months
>>61670516
Probably out enjoying freedom idk to be quite honest with you desu
>>61670492
Even soldiers volley firing muskets would be pretty stupid to drive into tbqf
>>61670602
Mate, if you can put a rubber band round your hole then you're gonna need more than a fucking rubber band
>>61670499
He supports the IRA and PLO too tho
>Labour party love Muslims
>Be surprised that there is anti-semitism in the Labour party
>>61670621
Happy birthday son, but you're not having our thread
>Ramsey and Davies can't play against Portugal
portugal will win 7 - 2
Poleaboos sim card got stuck in his new phone
Had to get a screwdriver to open it up
Went to B&Q, having a closing down sale
Got it for 35p
It was quite a long walk, sweated a lot
Chink female walking behind me (probably back from the gym)
Crossed the road after I accidentally turned around and looked at her
Our paths eventually diverged, she lives in the paki area
A Eastern European walked past me, speaking in that language on his phone
Felt like stabbing him with the screwdriver in my pocket
But I thought fuck it, Lord Farage would take care of him soon enough
>>61670623
it's good enough for your run of the mill Yank
*heems your mate*
>>61670452
looks like you've got the convo sorted
this girl i went on a date with said 'normcore' which was pretty nice haha. she goes on tumblr and pronounced 'pepe' wrong so i had to correct her, i also told her about actionposting haha
*gets out my didgeridoo*
BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
>>61670659
Fuck off you racist oppressor.
Thinking about that time I was at a friends house drunk and I pissed all over the toilet seat by accident and didn't clean it up.
>mfw one of my friend's flatmate's came down and started making a fuss about it
>mfw she blamed a lad who was even more drunk than me and they called him a cab home
Who /devilish/ here?
>>61670671
*heems him too*
>>61670671
Fair play he's a big lad
>>61670703
yawn
>Chris Evans to step down as Top Gear presenter
these are the FACTS
>>61670728
*orchestrates*
>>61670723
for you
>>61670598
>tfw I do the opposite
I always get girls to cut their hair for some reason. I don't even like short hair that much.
Back from Amsterdam lads
Have you kept /brit/ clean
I consider myself an atheist, anarcho-capitalist and male rights activist.
I believe that British culture has become anti-male and anti-rationality due to the influeces of radical feminism and liberalism.
How do we reverse this?
>>61670695
>this girl i went on a date with said 'normcore' which was pretty nice haha. she goes on tumblr and pronounced 'pepe' wrong so i had to correct her, i also told her about actionposting haha
>*gets out my didgeridoo*
>BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
I almost got mad but then I realized you were just memeing
>>61670664
>she lives in the paki area
do you live in the white area?
>>61670762
bin your spoons too
>>61670703
I once passed out for a minute or two on the kitchen floor of my friend's house and just fucking emptied the contents of my stomach (99% pepsi and vodka) all over the floor, got up and washed myself off and then rejoined the party a few minutes later.
Went home later that night and never heard a thing about it.
>>61670762
>How do we reverse this?
by giving you treatment
>>61670762
shut up
http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2014/may/26/ukip-founder-alan-sked-party-become-frankensteins-monster
>"Farage wanted ex-National Front candidates to run and I said, 'I'm not sure about that,' and he said, 'There's no need to worry about the nigger vote. The nig-nogs will never vote for us.'"
>>61670649
>>61670602
There's actually an old-school elastic band gun that used to be used to treat diarrhea. My biology teacher in secondary school had one that he used as an icebreaker for new classes.
Not in the way you're imagining now though.
>>61670703
>do an absolutely toxic shit at a house party
>girl goes in afterwards
>comes out and complains
>my friend somehow gets blamed and I say nothing
>>61670746
>>61670784
nah im being completely honest, lad
she pronounced pepe as 'peepee'
>>61670762
Tipping our fedoras.
*builds a brick shithouse*
>>61670173
i kekd heartily at this
good job OP
@61670762
It's good
But it's not quite Carling
>>61670784
AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE
FOY FOY FOY
>>61670703
laffed
post new memes
i call this one papa the frog
>>61670805
Yea it's well know Farage is a racist.
Alan Sked is a respected intellectual and he did start UKIP after all.
>190kg fat cunt thinks anyone gives a shit
Posting Freedom.
are nige
So, the EU has declared a motion to give the President of the European Commission immediate emergency powers to create a grand Army of Europe.
Coupled with Hillary Rodham Clinton's inevitable victory in the Presidential election, and her eager desire to go to war against Russia and possibly even China, we will likely see war soon enough.
good thing we got out of that sticky pickle, ey lads?
Look at this picture of me
thoughts?
>>61670790
>do you live in the white area?
It's a wealthier area so it's mixed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXdcS_7CA1o
>>61670912
looks proper built, probably 4% body fat
>>61670912
rare are moggs
>>61670912
¡sǝɯoɔ ǝɥ ǝɹǝɥ
>>61670882
what time is it there?
>>61670703
I went to my friend's house party once and shat in the parents bedroom closet for a laugh.
His parents ended up divorcing and he thinks he was the reason.
He never goes inside his parents bedroom so he probably didn't clean it up because he didn't know it was there.
My shit was probably the reason they divorced.
lmao
>>61670452
how autistic
haha
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mWD_VPiMlso
What about this one?
Thinkings?
>>61670452
good for you tim
going to have a lovely curry
>>61670951
He's actually good
>>61670452
haha you're a fucking gay virgin enjoy your mentally ill gf who will suck dick my dick when youre at wortk
who's the qt behind corbyn
>>61670927
some people are actually getting nostalgic for his prime ministership after the election
laughable
although the memes were good under tony...
This is one of me and the lads from uni
opinions?
![6.22[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/uGa9cF3.jpg "6.22[1].jpg")
Let the festivities commence!
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/shell-casing-caused-father-accidentally-shoot-kill-teen-son-article-1.2698393
>>61670805
Sounds like bollocks from a bitter man trying to ruin farage's career
If I was Corbyn I would probably go postal right now
these cunts actually get paid to do this shite, fucking reprobates
>ctrl + f (You)
>16 results
more flies in the web
>>61670974
looks kinda pretty in the bottom one
doing a brexit
Going to a barbecue later lads
Want me to pick up anything for you?
>>61670974
is that that nathan foryou lad?
>>61671014
it's all starting to make sense...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQwMCQFgQgo
>>61671060
C O R N E T T O
>>61671014
whos the guy in the middle
>>61671060
C-can i come?
>>61671014
lovely
to get drunk or not to get aahh fuck it I'm getting drunk
https://youtu.be/hn6Rds4kbFE
Wahey!
>>61671014
>david wasn't an abnormie who never made friends at uni
oh dear
me at my graduation
conclusions?
RACISM RACISM RACISM UR A RACIST RACISM RACISM RACISM RACISM ANTI-SEMITISM ISLAMOPHOBIA RACISM RACISM RACISM RACISM RACISM RACIST RACIST
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7HXgfPrpV6c
>>61670762
>anarcho-capitalists being able to influence culture
>>61671014
is that richard ayoade
there's something chewing on a cable underneath my room haha... hope it gets electrocuted because it's kinda creepy lol
>>61670443
1 down... 64 million to go
>>61670173
Jesus Christ, why did they have to keep going further and further into awkward territory?
>>61671140
He really let himself go
ah yes, in the effort in equality, jews must be given special privilege because of what the ze germans did 70 years ago. very impressive
>>61671199
who?
the speedrunning autists?
>>61671188
s-sorry i'll quiet down x
>>61671140
You can literally tell how wealthy he is just from his face.
He's pepe in human form
>>61671128
you realise mark is a character and david mitchell is a superb actor right?
got myself stuck under some aussie's house and I'm living off of cables haha #inapickle
>>61671129
>she will never turn around and reveal her bulging penis
I would be fucking 17 year olds thats the best girlfriend to have underage BITCHES FUCK YEAH
>>61671129
cracking arse
why are brits so swarthy?
does everyone in the west look like this
>>61671140
>>61671225
girls are the most insufferable normies at that age no thank you family
Is posting this racist?
>>61671217
Yes.
"Knavery seems to be so much a the striking feature of its inhabitants that it may not in the end be an evil that they will become aliens to this kingdom" - George III on Americans
>>61671225
how dare you call women bitches in my presence, leave my sight immediately... filth.
>>61671125
Funny isn't it?
Thoughts?
>>61671188
there's a possumcuck in my roof that infrequently launches into fits of violent rage at 4 am
makes me shit myself every time
>>61671295
share the wealth
>>61671286
*unsheathes godlike katana*
You've met your match, mortal.
*presses katana against your neck*
hah! what are your last words? Better say them before I slice you to smithereens.
>>61671262
We gave a lot of them independence so no
>>61671295
> no halal certification
absolutelyharam.jpg
>>61671295
supermix is far better
>>61671125
>comments disabled
whoops
>>61670452
GIVE HER TO ME NOW
>>61671295
Their best product
http://www.strawpoll.me/10663495
http://www.strawpoll.me/10663495
http://www.strawpoll.me/10663495
>>61670492
VERY offensive
![flat,800x800,075,t.u1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/nbKM5gn.jpg "flat,800x800,075,t.u1[1].jpg")
>>61671262
>his country didn't have a bloody secession in the 18th century
made a little mistake on my CV which is extra embarrassing because it's at the part where i mention attention to detail
aussies are something else
>>61671301
ahh mate we get heaps of possums too, it sucks but at least the ones that visit us at night aren't that one bat who comes every time "vivid" is on and screeches every 30 seconds all bloody night.
thankfully he leaves like 2 or 3 weeks after his arrival.
Theresa "1984 is my bible" May
MMMMMMMMMMM/////////////////
>>61671460
also possums are kinda cute :3
The Janny is good
The Janny is great
We surrender our will
as of this date
>>61671499
bet that car goes REALLY fast and makes loud wroom noises
>>61671499
/////M
>>61671499
looks like a dog wiping its ass on the carpet
>>61671129
>bort
>>61671500
I've literally never seen this possum I just hear it's screeches and struggling
>>61671449
that sounds like something straight out of curb my enthusiasm haha, how long did it take you to notice?
me and the girl just swapped song links
she sent me: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bAJ_74tDZzU
i sent her mbv's 'sometimes'
*gets high off the smell of my own farts*
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>61671449
Leave it in, shows a sense of humour
*Reads a Guardian Article about Andrea Leadsom*
Interesting. Your thoughts lads?
>>61671560
had a quick glance a few days after i sent it off
luckily i got the interview so maybe they didn't notice either haha
*takes 250mg caffeine pill*
Alri, lad, you and me >/out/. Now.
>>61671537
>>61671548
brilliant posts
*girl asks me what music I like*
*send her https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8bTSBbEggI*
still waiting on a response
>An image resembling the Star of David used by presumptive US Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump on Twitter was previously posted on a far-right Internet forum, a report says.
classic /pol/
>>61671568
Pleb fuck send her Slint or some Swans
>>61671641
i took a whole half a box of those once and thought i was going to die
>>61671635
haha
>>61671671
in due season
> Try office 365 free for one month!
how do I get this to fuck off and never return? Why are there adverts on my computer? is nothing sacred? why can't we have NICE things
>>61671677
Just took one to plough through some chapters
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2lJPHmZPLg
>>61671641
took about 1mg once a few years ago, coke doens't have shit on those.
what do you call someone from manchester?
>>61671681
Mate come to Leeds and I'll fucking BRAY you>>61671652
>>61671641
I can grip my shin bone through my skin. Might be too skinny lads.
laptop is three and a half years old 2bh surprised it's still alive and kicking
don't have the funds for a new one haha
Do people actually talk to one another on the phone, or what
>>61671725
mancunian
>>61671682
Buy it, la. It's the only way
>>61671725
a cunt
>>61671553
that's pretty tragic i guess, you could always try killing him... you know, to put him out of his misery.
>>61671682
install gnu/linux or win7 bundle without the "telemetry" updates
>>61671725
A git! Hahahaha!
Who else used to get stuck on the Zoombinis Pizza level back in year 1? Shit went hard lad
>>61671262
When you think about it, Ireland killed the British Empire. That must be so fucking satisfying for them.
what's the point of asking a girl's phone number if you're already chatting on facebook/tinder
buying my winrar license lads
>>61671766
>>61671774
When you have no data?
The Anal Cunt shirt I ordered is too small lads might give it to charity and hope it brightens up an orphan child's day or something
>>61671766
bro
bro
don't even get me started
>>61671449
classic
>>61671129
whats her bio say?
>>61671747
I always think he's fucked off because I don't hear him for weeks then one night I'll just hear "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" *scratches and thumps*
>>61671775
good lad
>>61671802
fuck me hated that shit
Mums making me go to the job centre tomorrow morning to get a job
>>61671831
CEO at self employed
>>61671818
saw them live
>>61671766
Yes my donnage
>>61671873
that's not what the job centre does
>>61670943
Time for freedom.
did anyone else play Puzzle Pirates back in the day
I was so good at bilging
>>61671910
What does it do then?
>>61671885
Lucky m8 would have loved to see them live
>>61671820
>>61671872
>>61671899
Anyone else remember maybe completing it once in a blue moon - then being classed as legend by the rest of the class for doing it? I literally felt like a King because I completed it once.
>>61671923
wastes time and resources
>>61671923
they give you money if you give them an autograph
they don't actually help you find work, they just make sure you are doing it
>>61671980
stop namefagging you useless cunt
>>61671932
they shot a full bottle of water at my face with a potato cannon and it broke my nose, and i have hearing problems because i was standing too close to the speaker stack. my friend got the shit beat out of him in the moshpits. it was a pretty bad experience. i didn't even care about the music. i was there because i thought it was cool.
>>61671808
>having no data
poor people baka
eating galaxy smooth milk
Excellent tune:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mBZqeCcsTBk
>>61671923
virtually free labour
we are all already dead
Any of you on Project FI, fucking awesome that, ngl
>>61672027
Good lad. Just don't eat too much or your belly will become unsightly and bulgy.
>>61672063
not me
just made food then realized i can't cook it from frozen, ate a single bit of pasta
am i going to die?
eating stroopwafel
