mans on road edition
korean pop
>>61673003
MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Gf just sent me this
>>61673019
Is this allowed now?
Anyone else just stopped caring?????
>>61673076
what an odd looking thing
>>61673019
Japanese pop
happy 4th of July
I voted to leave the European Union.
When do I get my Hugo Boss Nazi uniform?
fettucini alfredo
sup lads
Tired.
mozzarella pasto
cara 2bh lads
>>61673165
i think we have a lot to learn from the yanks
>>61673104
WEW
E
W
>>61673076
what's that even mean
![o-JIM-LAHEY-LIQUOR-STORIES-facebook[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/LOSHk0J.jpg "o-JIM-LAHEY-LIQUOR-STORIES-facebook[1].jpg")
>>61673165
>barbecuing inside
Turkish lad gave me a haircut today - seems as if Traditional Turkish barbers are propping up everywhere. Anyone else seen them?
got hiccups ffs
>>61673233
like zero planning controls? you fucking mong
>>61673211
DEFINITELY NOT THIS 2BH
>>61673233
>we
Just got back lads
Sat through presentations from 8am onwards
I want to end myself currently
>be mixed race
>At least 50% English, but a clusterfuck of Dutch, French, Spanish, German, Italian and fucking Indian
>have dark skin
>never been happy with my skin tone
>live in a super white area
>stuck out in school
>always got picked on and called a paki prick
>meet white girl at uni
>she loves my skin tone
>>61673077
yes
>>61673269
the yanks have pretty strong planning controls
at least they have no green belts
>>61673233
this
anyone have the THESE ARE THE FACTS tweet compilation
>>61673269
planning is 4 sissies
no ball kicking to watch tonight. what am i supposed to do
>>61673289
>he actually has a job/schooling
hahaha omg!!!
>>61673297
Kill yourself
>>61673211
exceptional post 2bh lad
Lads do you have to write on someone's Facebook wall if you sent them a happy birthday text?
how similar are northern and danish accents?
>>61673256
hello newcunt
>>61673317
First day of work haha, boring induction shit
>>61673316
kick it yourself?
>>61673347
not similar at all
but some of their words come from our language
>>61673302
no they don't you lying bastard.
at least no comparatively
>>61673297
She is probably that kind of girl who loves handicaped kids
Mother instict you know...
commie sluts are STILL private
shaking my dang head
>>61673366
you're not danish
>>61673367
yes they do
san francisco for instance is limited to 2-story buildings almost everywhere outside the urban core
many cities have minimum setbacks and minimum parking regulations
the yanks literally invented zoning
just yelled at my mam for asking if I have a gf
OH MY GOD CHRIS EVANS RESIGNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>61673402
Haha
>>61673345
Nah that's redundant
>Boss thinks I'm fantastic at my job while I'm actually pretty mediocre
Don't get it lads. The only thing I've done so far is do what he tells me to do.
forgot my wallet today so I paid my brother £3 to come and drop it off
>>61673408
So did Farage, didn't get to shitpost about it earlier
>>61673401
we have heritage protections in cities as well, idiot
.
zoning is relaxed in terms of the hurdles developers have to do through here, you spaz.
>parking regulations
>planning
fuck off
>>61673434
To make you not realise that he exploits you for money
>>61673349
I doubt you were even here for craven you nonce
>>61673408
Saw a car crash today. A woman crashed into a moped and he slid across the road. The woman got out of her car, apologised then drove off. The guy got on his moped and tried to drive off but it wouldn't start so he just limped down the road with his moped. Was really bizarre how things just went on as normal, he could have died.
>>61673434
are you a qt grill?
>>61673402
Tell her your gay will get her off your case
Can't decide if AnnaSophia Robb is the most beautiful woman ever or if it's or Amy Smart.
>>61673408
>They want Matt LeBlanc to take over
The show is dead for fucks sake just bury it and move on. It ended the second they announced they weren't keeping Clarkson.
>>61673465
minimum parking regulations IS a planning regulation you mong
>>61673441
Bit of an odd post this
>>61673475
>apologised then drove off
fucking cunt, I hope they exchanged details at least
adrenaline/shock makes things very surreal
>>61673297
50% english
10% french
rest is african baby
![amy_smart[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/6Z6aOSm.jpg "amy_smart[1].jpg")
>>61673519
AYY LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO
About to go to an open bar dinner that I can't take advantage of because it will be highly inappropriate for me to get smashed out of my nut
Quite sad
oh no young people are missing out on so much by not being in the EU
They can't go to uni abroad
and
er
...
>>61673529
nope. it's roads/traffic. planning = development control . kys
>>61673003
tried to assassinate me but they missed me
>>61673545
take some benzos, dance in your mind palace
EU? more like pee-yew
Lads an American qt just snapped this to me!!!
>>61673569
>you can't build this without 1.5 parking spaces per unit
is a planning regulation
kys commie scum
>>61673402
>>61673422
>>61673489
Literal samefag. Why do you do this everyday? Starting to get worried you have schizophrenia. And yes I know you do the trick where you post one off pc and one off mobile to put me off the scent but I study all Irish posts in /brit/ very closely and the samefag is too obvious
>>61673543
Are you a literal gay?
>>61673526
He's much better than Chris Evans to be fair. They just need to find their own vibe, I still watched every episode.
>>61673601
USA? more like you are gay
>>61673622
Are you?
YUO
...
YES YUO
...
STAND STILL LADDIE
state your name cuz
>>61673606
and something we have. so how exactly does this show america has a lot of controls ?
my laptop isn't even good enough to run sim city
i just want to play sim city
Watching LOST lads, bet I would be good on a deserted island 2bh
>>61673637
No. That's why I'm attracted to Amy Smart.
>>61673475
mopeds are dangerously slow and should not be allowed on public roads with a speed limit over 25mph 2bh
I don't buy the "don't need a license to drive one" argument either. The only other thing allowed on public roads that doesn't require a license to operate is a bicycle and those fuckers cause crashes all the time too. Both should be limited to neighborhood riding and that's it.
>>61673643
big snoop dogg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vl1hAQhwoE4
allow stormzy blad
>>61673577
NAH THEY COULD NEVER BLACKLIST ME
>turn facebook on
>see a bunch of normies going on holiday
>18 year old females
sigh theyre gonna shag papdopolous from ayia-napa and gaz from blackpool but they'll never look at me.
>>61673651
you implied america has no "zero controls"
>>61673665
AYY LMAOOOoooOOO
Ran out of skins, having to use the gf's licorice ones.
Not as bad as I remember
>>61673689
>can't identify exaggerating for effect
back to english class with you
>>61673698
I get the impression you don't actually understand the memes you spout.
>>61673211
this 2bh
>>61673656
Play it online la
http://www.a10.com/puzzle-games/sim-city-online
epic city is a great way to kill time
>>61673534
he might not have had a cbt/insurance.
>>61673675
they're fine as long as they're derestricted and you don't ride like they teach you in your cbt (middle of the road etc.)
>>61673675
Bicycles should be taxed and insured like everything else on the road.
>>61673720
ayy lmao is when the eyes are too wide apart, like an aylium
>this is your life
>it is ending one second at a time
>this is LITERALLY the only shot you get at it
>you are spending it here
>>61673718
never ever reply to me again
>>61673748
But she doesn't have FAS.
they should let bicycles ride on the pavement
>>61673778
she doesnt have to
>>61673003
mandem on edge
>>61673713
>those nails
>that kernuckle hair
so good at this flirting gimmick lads
>>61673769
does brexit affect your tuition fees?
>>61673785
Definitely a literal gay.
>>61673767
what the fuck else would i be doing
>>61673656
which one la? SC4 runs on almost anything
if you're talking about the modern one kys
>>61673767
I made £110 today get off my case.
>>61673713
Stop smoking lad
>>61673820
it will.
can't wait until arrogant students like you get btfo
>>61673817
ayy lol
>>61673767
I made £30 today get off my case.
mum says i have to live in one of these if i dont pick up more hours at work
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qEUGOyjewD4
I'm black and voted brexit
>>61673854
Keep posting lad. You only prove me further right.
>>61673713
i imagine you looked like a right fool making sure to take a pic of your rolly at the right angle
>>61673767
I studied partial differential equations today, get off my fucking case!
is cities skyline any good
>>61673851
Nah
>>61673767
i've got a cold get off my case
take your left hand off your face and sit up straight
this thread has standards for christ's sake
wanking to andrea leadsom t b f
>>61673891
what planet you from ma8
>>61673873
wtf racist
>>61673873
Here's your medal
>>61673233
>>61673269
>>61673302
>>61673367
>>61673401
>>61673465
>>61673529
>>61673606
>>61673651
>>61673689
>>61673718
>>61673769
>>61673804
>>61673820
>>61673851
Im formally declaring independence
fuck you, your king , and your tea
>>61673933
Keep going.
>>61673765
>BUF
Lads, how does the whole "run a business, pay yourself a £1 a year and then only have to 20% tax on your earnings" thing work?
I joined a small company as part of senior management, I know the MD of the business (who owns the company) probably does this. Can I get in on this too?
Can I just ask for my salary to be £1 a year and then he transfers me money that isn't salary direct to my bank?
>>61673909
yes lad, torrent after dark though it adds important things like trams and bike lanes
>>61673959
nop
>>61673956
Happy Birthday lad. Shoot some guns for me, will ya?
>>61673713
your thumb literally looks like a pot bellied pig
your nails are vile
you must have looked like such a fanny taking 12 pictures of yourself to get the photo 'right' even through you look like a massive drip. Bet you left the shutter sound on and all
IM'G DOARN A POOOOOO HAHAHAHAH
anus is bleeding again x
>Euros get free uni
>Would literally rather come here and pay our the arse to attend out unis
How fucking awful must continental unis be lads?
>>61673744
Don't think you can ride an unrestricted one here without the same licensing you would need for a regular motorcycle. Usually iirc they're limited to 40mph, yet they're still allowed on roads with speed limits up to 55/60mph.
>>61673746
I agree. They should also not be allowed on a 55mph 2 lane backroad in the middle of nowhere with no shoulder and trees on either side. The problem is "stay at home mummies" will drive 30 minutes to take their bikes on the least safe roads for biking possible. So then you come rolling around a blind turn at 55-60mph and there's a chubby sweaty 40-something in spandex, Oakleys, earbuds, and a sperm helmet struggling to do 15mph up a small hill that you can't avoid. Your options then are to lock the brakes up and hit the bicyclist, swerve left into the oncoming lane and hit a family of 5 head on at speed, or swerve right and wrap your car around a tree. That shit needs to stop they're worse than the damn deer now.
me on the bottom
>>61673986
>nop
>keeps going anyway
Low kek
>>61673967
I think the threshold for income tax is 12k. So you pay yourself (your wife and your wifes son) 12k each. Corporation tax is on profit (after paying those salaries) at 20% -- then you can pay yourself, your wife and your wifes son dividends under the capital gains threshold.(another 12k or so)
>>61673767
I put my bad down to save my seat, get off my case
>>61674003
good post
I can really *taste* it
>>61674017
bad post
>>61674031
>pay our the arse to attend out unis
>>61674039
janny delete this filth
My expense claim for the business trip to Poland adds up to £1234.56 exactly lads.
Will finance think I'm being funny?
>>61674039
lol
pretty sure i dissolved my frenulum under my lip, does it grow back?
>>61674084
bants
not so long as you have copies of your receipts
>>61673967
>Can I just ask for my salary to be £1 a year and then he transfers me money that isn't salary direct to my bank?
No. you don't own any of the business
what people do is pay themselves a wage less than your annual personal allowance and pay themselves dividends up to the tax free limit
>>61674084
I'd buy a beer or something to change it up
just found out the nursery near me is celebrating fourth of july
actually fuming
>FUNNY ISN'T IT?
>FUNNY ISN'T IT?
>FUNNY ISN'T IT?
>FUNNY ISN'T IT?
gf just called me very very cute
>>61674034
same here, they're restricted to 30mph and can go anywhere apart from motorways (freeways) thing is though, unless you get caught speeding, it's not really going to come up. If you're in an accident on a ped where they take the thing apart and work out it's de restricted you probably have bigger things to worry about than not having a valid license/insurance..
did such a huge shit I saw stars as it egressed
>>61674143
you dont have a gf
/brit/ is a degenerate free zone. Anyone that meets any of these criteria must leave immediately;
Drug takers
Alcohol consumers
Homosexuals
Transgenders or any other made up gender/sex
Partakers in casual sex with someone that is not their long-term partner
Atheists
Those that think swear words are an acceptable part of vocabulary
>>61674084
>business trip to Poland
>>61674153
did you get a photo?
>>61674084
>business trip to Poland
ah .......... yes
>>61674153
same, but when i wiped there was more red than brown on the TP
>>61673967
That sounds illegal 2bh
>>61674031
gf is from Germany and she and all her friends go to uni in the UK. Literally not one of them has gone on to a euro uni.
it's as if universities don't exist on the continent. I find it interesting/weird.
>>61674126
americanisation happens easier in countries with no culture of their own.
>>61674162
i am literally all of these
>>61674190
fuck you
>>61674143
fuck off millionaire
>>61674190
literally me
what is it about britain and breeding great racing drivers?
>>61674199
REMOVE YOURSELF TO ANOTHER GENERAL NOW
good news. i didn't kill myself yesterday
>>61674254
more like breeding great race mixers hahaha
>>61674235
fuck off poor cunt
>>61674254
home of motorsport desu senpai. believe a lot of the indycar and nascar drivers and teams are brits too.
Fjording this thread...
..WITH NO SURVIVORS!!
poo
T R U M P
2
0
1
6
>>61674267
don't give up now
Limmys show is unironically the greatest British comedy of the 21st century. Bravo, Scotland
>>61674289
did the janitor really give up after just two days?
>>61674305
me on the top
>>61674322
unironically this
>>61674329
tell me about the sweaty overweight lad that perpetually walks forward
This is what black people can achieve when their white oppressors stop keeping them down. SMDH
>>61674329
Did Terje Sorgjerd die?
>>61674289
*yodles in your general direction*
that was a joke iceland don't kill yourself you have so much to live for
>>61674322
Shame he's such an unbearable cunt on Twitter.
>>61674340
maybe they couldn't afford to keep him
>>61674376
>>61674340
he got taken down by the police
What is he holding?
>>61674322
giving it a go
>>61674359
You have a particularly beautiful voice. Bless you!
>>61674402
i have one of those
it actually says "made in germany" on it
>>61674322
>>61674346
>>61674371
nah
peep show is
inbetweeners is also really good in terms of being able to relate to it.
>>61674402
gimmicky shammy cloth
>>61674402
janny's nappy
>>61674402
MY DUBS
What is he grabbing?
>>61673727
literally this
What is he happy about?
>>61674451
janny's salary
>>61674349
what?
>>61674267
>good
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1467594410846.webm
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Lads I have a question!
If I want to visit the British Library,does that require any special paperwork or can I just say "I want to read X text because personal/work reasons" and they will let me in?
Where is he walking?
>>61674314
weather today was actually great, i feel rejuvenated
>>61674493
hahaha
hmm
*adds that one to the notebook*
hmm?
no..
*rubs it out*
>>61674432
THIS
Inbertweeners was probably the biggest thing I could relate to in my teen years. Would deffo recommend
Rate my uncle.
>>61674514
this is literally illegal to watch in the UK lol
Can she become PM?
>>61674409
It's all on youtube lad, you won't regret it
>>61674356
the photographer? i don't know
>>61674508
>great
>>61674522
sounds like you're Hungary for knowledge!
also fuck off JF
>>61674541
Aged like fucking milk
rewatched it earlier this year and didn't even smirk
![CCTV-Cameras_2474390b[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/aMXDt58.jpg "CCTV-Cameras_2474390b[2].jpg")
*voice comes from the speaker*
"HALT, YOU HAVE COMMITED A CRIME, REMAIN STILL AND WAIT FOR THE POLICE"
what do?
>>61674577
i'm currently watching it
>>61674541
Which one where you? Neil here desu
Can't progress from doing more than five pullups at a time, lads. Wot do?
>>61674578
I love that picture btw, it's even cooler than a nuclear bomb explosion.
>>61674589
who is JF?
>Inbertweeners was probably the biggest thing I could relate to in my teen years
>>61674612
take out my ID card, place it face up on the pavement and lay down, limbs spread waiting for the police to arrive obviously?
>>61673003
Seen a lad who looked like Corbyn at the checkouts today.
Had to keep my eyes fixed at him as there was a cracking slag in skintight leggings in front of me who was definitely under age.
>>61674564
why?
eating a microwave lasagna
it takes like shit
>>61674647
yeah, it's quite amazing, i once flew "over" it in a helicopter
>>61674629
Try harder
>>61674629
negatives+lat pulldown
>>61674678
parliament is retarded, that'd be seen as a body hazard
>>61674577
i'm honestly having a hard time understanding what they are saying
>>61674703
>>61674710
Thanks, lads
literally me
>>61674216
Janny obviously doesn't care
>>61673675
My state allows them on 35mph and under roads. It also had a policy of no plates/registration/insurance until 2 years ago when they implemented moped license plates to combat theft in urban areas.
Limiting them to 25mph roads would make them pointless as transportation in many areas. I do agree that they are a nuisance on faster roads. I think a better solution would be to apply currently laws to machines with higher capacity engines, say 99cc vs the current 49cc restriction.
I had an old 2 stroke 49cc Puch that I used as transportation in suburban areas as a teenager. The thing would only go 28mph stock, I'd have to pull over and wait for cars to pass. After a few hundred in modifications, it could cruise at about 38-40mph. This was still not enough, as drivers there regularly exceed that in 35mph zones. I think there is also a psychological effect of being "stuck" behind a moped when in fact the rider is going as fast as you would be driving had they not been in front of you, which people find aggravating.
Requiring insurance would be a good idea, as well as a written test for a provisional license. Liability coverage for my motorcycle is less than 150 a year, surely it would be even more affordable for a moped.
Pic related, the 65cc beast of my youth.
