korean pop edition
inb4 deleted
This Uncle Tom as UKIPs next leader edition
paska
fuck cara
doing a poo
what car should i get lads.. £3k max init
For users of extra flags who are miffed at the inclusion of icon flags (i.e. a logo or coat of arms on a white background), I'll try to get PK or the rest to get a better flag selection system in place.
Icon flags will not be removed as they were first made by Brits themselves. Also they have been part of the extension since long before I got involved in this
>>61663037
Peugeot 206
>>61663037
whatever's the best deal in your local area? Not as if you're going to be picking and choosing for £3k
>>61662984
You can't barrage the Farage ...oh wait.
where's janny?
>>61663107
He wasn't barraged. He left on his own accord
>>61663069
>>61663059
can get all sorts for that sort of money though, my last car which was my first lasted for 5 years and i bought it for £1200
>>61663037
Mazda 6
Oh lord
what's going to happen when all the world leaders are women because 'muh vagina'?
>>61663135
kek i've still got a 52 plate skoda fabia i bought in 2009 for £1500 and it's still going strong kek. put like 80,000 miles on it
>>61663037
Silver corsa 1.4
>>61663037
1.0 polo for £300
>>61663037
Motorbike
>>61663164
World war 3
What first car should I get? Max 22k
Poleaboo hopes his new mobile phone arrives today
>>61663098
>Of course, it's the fight or flight response, but you hyperventilate when it happens which makes it worse and you feel shit. Trust me mate, if you're having a panic attack and you calm your breathing it stops the panic attack.
So much easier said then done
It's hard to just take a moment and collect yourself
>It's a slippery slope mate, the more you avoid triggering situations the worse it gets until you're full blown agoraphobic and don't leave the house at all.
You're right, it is difficult to leave the house even right now
>Get a hobby that involves going outside, maybe start cycling or something to get some exercise and get outside.
I can't ride a bike well, I tried to learn 2 years ago
It's also difficult to go into areas I'm unfamiliar with (which is most of town)
>>61663037
astra mate
>packet of monster munch
>only has 8 crisps in it
>>61663314
>>61663164
>what's going to happen when all the world leaders are women because 'muh vagina'?
>>61663314
I've given up buying crisps desu
That's one of the things that really got me. He isn't an 'everyman', he has absolutely no concern for the lives of working class people, he has no concern for the welfare of those suffering, otherwise he would have been honest about the contribution of the EU. He is an opportunist, wheeler-dealer, duplicitous, ideologue cunt l. He just adopted a persona to meet his own ends, tricked the most vulnerable into voting against their own interests, blamed Boris then fucked off.
He truly is one of the worst people to have ever graced British politics.
>>61663304
I know it's easier said that done, but as long as you remember that's how to get out of it you can normally make an attempt to slow your breathing.
>It's also difficult to go into areas I'm unfamiliar with (which is most of town)
You're just going to have to push yourself, even if that means having a panic attack, sorry m8.
t.recovering agoraphobic with general anxiety
Couldn't leave the house for 3 years and now I go out all the time, volunteer at a place, go to jobs interviews etc. Still have triggering situations and stuff though.
might buy a ford sierra
>>61663304
cycling is the best man
wind in your hair and you're going kinda fast so it doesn't matter if you see anyone whilst your out
maybe if you force yourself to learn you will feel a lot better about yourself
hope you get better la
>>61663169
>>61663193
>>61663244
my car is mechanically fine but it failed the MOT due to lots of small little things, not worth repairing it's worth like £300
>tfw my paki MOT guy who would pass anything moved away
gutted 2bqh
>Steven Woolfe favourite to be next UKIP leader
Imagine it lads.
A half black leader of UKIP supported mostly by the working class.
What would middle class white leftists do?
>>61663421
Where did he move to?
>>61663416
get a 2007+ astra mate
pretty reliable and theres so many out there that they're cheap to fix
Poleaboos bastard father just once again criticised him
It was about the clothes he wore and he told him to clean the carpet on the stairs
Poleaboo told him to fuck off
>>61663378
Any idea for a hobby other than cycling?
>>61663386
Hard to imagine since going out always makes me feel worse, unless it's during the rain when the streets are empty
wearing clothes just out the dryer
>these stupid twats entertaining pakipoo
my dream car is an audi tt
>>61663120
>He left on his own accord.
Just like Cameron right? :^)
And all those ghosts in your government :^)
Why are you Brits such losers and twats?
>>61663445
London I think. He never wanted to be an MOT guy
>>61663458
what engine? i take it best to avoid diesel
>>61662984
I really need to poo but it's warm in my bed and cold out of the covers.
>>61663487
Show us your tits, love
>>61663500
poo out of the side of your bed
>nigel farage as resigned as leader
good fuck off hope i never see his ugly fuking face ever again
>>61663494
no, not like cameron - farage has completed his goals
why are europeons always so mad about nothing
such tiresome people
>>61663472
Be nice to your dad m8 he won't be around forever. He also keeps a roof over your head and food on your plate so you can sit in your room pretending to be a girl.
There's obviously various sports. Maybe just start going for walks?
>Hard to imagine since going out always makes me feel worse
The more you do it the better you get until going out isn't a problem any more.
>>61663520
>>61663037
>>61663517
I'm consdering it. I have my noodle bowl on the floor.
BANG BANG
been coming to the 'chon for about 8 years, not left the house in 6 months
anyone here worse than me
leave it up to me to fall in love with any girl who shows any kind of warmness towards me
>>61663625
Go out before it's too late lad
>>61663579
post picture of noodle bowl
Anyone else bored shitless of all this Brexit bollocks?
Micro$oft gave me some yank dabloons because of that Fallout 4 debacle.
What can I spend it on?
bought some wireless bluetooth headphones
honestly quite surprised by how useful they are
My neighbourhood has a lot of ugly people, just realised that.
getting off the computer now ive been on for a good three hours now and my eyes are hurting
>>61663534
>Be nice to your dad m8 he won't be around forever. He also keeps a roof over your head and food on your plate so you can sit in your room pretending to be a girl.
He raped my mother and constantly says shit like "why do I need you then?" and "I'm going back to Pakistan" whenever I refuse to do something for him
>There's obviously various sports. Maybe just start going for walks?
I can't do sports and I don't want to do walking, it's pathetic
My uncle used to do a lot of walking and now he is 40, still live with his mum, a virgin and NEET for 15+ years
>The more you do it the better you get until going out isn't a problem any more.
Realistically, I'll probably try and solve this problem after the trial
Though I always imagine it will all be easier when I'm ready to present as female
>>61663703
bored shitless with this pakipoo bollocks
Hey guys i just heard Nigel Farage quit the UKIP, can you tell me why ? Is he unpopular ?
>>61663811
He's not quit UKIP, he's just resigned as the party leader.
>My uncle used to do a lot of walking and now he is 40, still live with his mum, a virgin and NEET for 15+ years
why aren't governments banning walking already
walking is clearly the reason for all these NEETs nowawdays
>>61663841
The question remains, why ?
>>61663535
>giving it (You)s
>>61663750
>now he is 40, still live with his mum, a virgin and NEET for 15+ years
How the fuck is that related to walking
>>61663872
his job's done
Can't argue here lads, they should stick to car programmes, not politics.
>brexit
>oh fug we were just taking the piss
>all leaders quit
Doing the old £3 meal deal lads.
>>61663871
>>61663907
Just saying I don't want to mimic him
Sad thing is he was more of a father figure to me when I was growing up than anyone else
>>61663872
At this point, it's not entirely clear. He stated because he feels his job is done and has no ambitions on being a career politician, but perhaps there's something going on behind the scenes.
>Thainonce posting about brexit YET AGAIN
DOES HE EVER SHUT UP? the only 2 things he goes on about is noncing kids and brexit, jesus christ.
>>61663924
Literally this.
>>61663937
he's a retard
>>61663042
I uninstalled when they removed historical flags
>>61663922
He's referring to Philip Hammond and Theresa May - the foreign and home secretaries respectively.
You've gotten them confused with James May and Richard Hammond.
It's a silly mistake but I'm sure you won't make it again.
>>61663934
It's obviously a tactical thing
He doesn't want to lose his heat during this period
>>61663648
>poo
I did my poo. I feel great, I have my beer and the smell of migoreng in the air. I'm like a big toasty cinnamon bun
I am to toasty to find my phone
>I uninstalled when they removed historical flags
>Poleaboo little sister is wearing a short tight dress and tights
>>61663421
Kek, I have one too, still good. Didn't even have to start my car
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKAUgFGc4SI
fresh tune
released 10 minutes ago
>company gets disposable workers from an agency
>latest body is a complete cunt
>lad googles him
>he went to prison for a year in 2013
I have to work with a literal fucking criminal because my boss is a tightarse
>>61664039
sounds like generic shit
>>61663982
>kids born in 2004 are now the same age you were then
>>61664039
just tell me where and I'll come down swansea and wrap your head round a fucking pole you lanky twat
>>61663937
http://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/thainonce/country/at/
You're building quite testament to your obsession.
>>61664067
Poleaboo hates people like you
The system is fucked up
You don't know the truth behind how he ended up where he did
and NOTHING should blackball him from work
>>61664087
Reported
Get him janny!
http://www.strawpoll.me/10662140
http://www.strawpoll.me/10662140 http://www.strawpoll.me/10662140
http://www.strawpoll.me/10662140 http://www.strawpoll.me/10662140 http://www.strawpoll.me/10662140
http://www.strawpoll.me/10662140 http://www.strawpoll.me/10662140
http://www.strawpoll.me/10662140
>>61664093
>just tell me where and I'll come down swansea
well done on answering your own question
Alright lads.
Here's my conundrum.
I decided to give up playing video games seeing as it consumes so much time.
This on top of the following I decided to cut out
>Watching football (except international/huge games)
>Watching rugby
>Watching tennis
>Watching TV (except Game of Thrones obviously)
>Having a smartphone
Why? Because I was tired of coming home from work and then wasting my time on things I half like and before you know it I have to got to sleep for a new fucking day of the same.
My problem? I bought Fallout way back in November and I haven't played it yet.
So should I play it or not?
Oh and btw I'd recommend doing this.
You can't erase time working or sleeping so you have to wipe out time spent on hobbies and it does wonders. Days actually feel 24 hours long now.
>>61664129
I do, actually, it's all over the news
He claimed to be a barrister and scammed an old lady out of £4,000
He tried to appeal with some bullshit claim and got fucking shot down as well, pretty much like what's going to happen to you lol
He's a fucking criminal and an almighty prick, as a law-abiding citizen, I should not be forced to work in the same building as such scum
>>61664130
you're likely a product of the american public education system so i don't blame you for being a retard
*adds cornflour and stirs vigorously*
ahh... the sauce thickens
>>61664187
I was hoping Janny would be one ;)
>>61664130
>Not being able to do basic math
don't blame you t.bh
why did farage step down? what the fuck is happening to britain?
>>61664241
>math
fuck off yank
>>61664267
He never wanted to be a politician, he wanted the UK out of the EU
oi lads should I apply for International Relations or Film Production at uni?
>>61664267
Because he completed his goal of getting brexit and now there's nothing left for him to do? Why are people getting excited/confused about this?
Black drivers think they can fly when they accelerate.
>>61664298
>>61664317
then why is the media portraying it as an act of cowardice?
>>61664335
Because they're cunts
Listen to Farage on the subject of Farage, not some biased company
>>61664335
are they? Not sure what they expect Farage to be doing post-brexit - he's not an MP or anything.
>>61664335
Because the lefty media hate Nigel.
He will still be involved with the EU negotiations and UKIP, but he just doesn't want to lead UKIP anymore. It is probably necessary for him to leave and appoint someone else desu, considering a large majority of cucks don't like him.
UKIP will probably grow better with him helping on the side lines.
>>61664315
film production, seems alright
Struggling to push this poo out.
Nigel should've waited til article 50 tbqh
>>61664129
>posting naked photos of a girl without her permission is somehow legal in the mind of a paki
Classic.... Absolutely classic
>>61664181
No, fallout 4 is fucking wank
>>61664470
Thinking of whatever arouses your cock, usually works
>>61664474
he and UKIP as a whole can still heckle from the sidelines to try and make sure article 50 is activated, which is all they could ever do 2bh
lads
when you sell something online should you wait before spending the money?
like if it breaks and they want their money back?
>>61664181
so what do you do in the free time you have now that you've cut those things out
၌
>Poleaboo got his sim stuck in his new phone
Gonna have to open it up
>>61664671
about to open up your paki arse and insert my foot
>>61664554
yes
>>61664705
you're a JF, fuck off.
Forgot my wallet lads
>>61664554
No you tell them to get to fuck and it was working when you sent it
>>61664705
good post
ded
*pokes thread*
i think it's dead lads
having a punt
19 yo old on my facebook posted a picture of his infant son with a tin of tennent superwith the caption 'one day pal likefatherlikeson *beer emoji*'
>>61664705
Better post than that Welsh cunt has ever made
>>61664911
hmm very runty
having a go
>tfw booked my trip to England just before Brexit
whew that was close
Business idea: eat a mixed handful of peanut M&Ms and Skittles in one go
>>61665005
yes because you can't book travel here anymore
>>61665005
that's not how you spell london you spaz
>>61665005
Think tourism is still allowed m8 just don't outstay your welcome or I'll come find you
the so-called UK Independence Party
i punched a kid in the stomach once deliberately to get suspended because i couldn't be arsed going to school
>>61665108
I was that kid
>>61664953
what the actual fuck
>>61665108
not very nice
>>61665037
>>61665049
>>61665062
but what if a group of angry nationalists mistakes me for an immigrant and I won't be able to prove them wrong
guys I'm scared
>>61664705
I enjoyed this post
clever yank
>>61665137
they voted leave though
>>61665137
don't speak polish then?
>>61665130
fuck off michael, i still hate you and don't regret bullying you one bit you autistic runt
Why is the Aussie IP guy doing these threads ?
>>61665005
I'll alert the boys at the EDL and they'll give you a warm welcome sunshine
WHERE'S THE FUCKING SUN
IT'S BEEN ABOUT A MONTH SINCE I LAST SAW THE SUN
IT WAS FUCKING HAILING YESTERDAY
>>61665137
I will protect your bp x
>>61665169
huh?
>>61665176
that'll be really hard to hide my accent or immitate the British one, also I'm not a perfect English speaker
>>61665196
yeah thx lad
>janny relentlessly deletes everything in /brit/ in a blind rage for days
>leaves half the catalogue with Easter? threads
sure got their priorities in order
>>61665227
hope you get beaten up and go back to where you came from
>>61665137
Sorry but regular pole-beatings are law now, you'll just have to sit there and wait until they get tired
is the janny still on his period lads
>>61665199
>HAILING
WotUm8
>>61665227
if i see you here, i will bottle you
fucking polish scum
Thick legs look thicker while sitting on the toilet
>>61665209
kk thx
>>61665248
>>61665279
not even tourists are allowed now wow ok rude
>>61665249
well fuck
make threads while you can australia
>>61665320
only fit polish girls are allowed, you lot can fuck off though
>>61665322
god, chatting with a pooinloo techie is torture
guy doesn't know his arse from his elbow and he;s giving ME support
doing a barbarian
https://youtu.be/BWwm14MGl3E
Genuine question
Why are young people so dependent on the EU? They probably didn't even know what it was 12 months ago. I don't understand why they seem to be clinging on to it so hard like you're dragging a child away from their parents
dont know about the Easter spam because I only look at /brit/
>>61665191
no one else makin em
>>61665380
leftism is a cult that they're indoctrinated into from a young age
*noticed the Poles have stopped working*
*walk over to the barn*
*door is bolted shut*
ah, yes, protesting Poles.
MARGARET fetch me the petrol and matches.
*lights the barn on fire*
Care for a smoked Pole, well done?
>>61665304
proofs
>>61665384
same
Wtf is this thing in my hairline
Do I have the herpes
>>61665425
It's true. I'm starting to be unable to see leftists in my country as human. They have their heads so far up their ass with an inflated sense of self-importance while being wholly ignorant in regards to almost everything. They're just useful idiots for the corrupt.
Still got a black gf
think I'm gonna go to bed
bye
>>61665425
I know this, but it's not like kids have EU Classes in school or anything.
These people seem to be acting like we're literally uprooting the country and taking it away from the continent of Europe. I don't get it
I wish I was drunk all the time.
>>61665445
*observes you from a distance*
not on my watch
*teleports behind you*
*stops time*
*throws 1000 pierogies at you*
*slices you in half with kiełbasa*
heh... nothin personell... kid...
he's done it again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qEUGOyjewD4
>>61665510
>They have their heads so far up their ass with an inflated sense of self-importance
Hate this the most. Their lives are so empty they need to feel like they are brave civil rights leaders of the 60s or something
Left the house early Friday morning an abnormie and just got back today a normie lads
Someone I once knew from uni is now an mtf transsexual
Not sure how I feel about that
>>61665527
>i am a leftist
>what do my fellow leftists think about this topic that i am uneducated in?
>ah yes, i will also think that
literally 0 sex drive lads
I've been doing no porn for over a month, still fap once a week or so, but my sex drive has vanished. If a girl came up to me and offered her fanny on a plate i'd be indifferent.
Also sometimes struggle to get it up. any advice la?
I put the toilet seat up even after I poo because I don't want the seat to be splashed by the flushing toilet
>>61665600
Did he ever put cameras in people's showers?
>>61665607
you're probably bent
>>61665560
literally me
>>61665425
is taking your kids to church indoctrination tho
>>61665665
yes
>>61665538
>5 days to collect all the grass
shieeet
>>61665603
only this level of anti-intellectualism exists on the right
>>61665380
>Why are young people so dependent on the EU?
Here, let them answer that themselves.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_TKRHX48RY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_0VEO-r_Eg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KEXZ8QWuCeI
Here's a gay man telling us all why the EU is so important. Spoiler: He just wants more men to fuck.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_0VEO-r_Eg
>>61665607
>tfw been with several girls but at the time couldn't be bothered or couldn't get it up
ah yes, another fly has landed in my web
Why was the yellow m&m hiding in the cupboard if he was meant to be a look out for the wife's husband coming home early?
>>61665607
third eye wide open
>>61665690
You've just proven his point there
>>61665694
Just realised I posted the same queer twice. Ah well, you get the point.
>>61665684
then again it happens on both sides
children growing up in liberal families will probably become liberal
children growing up in conservative families will probably be conservative
>>61665708
Both normies
>>61665708
fuck off normie
>>61665740
>>61665747
fuck off normies
>>61665723
probably the opposite really, since most kids rebel against their parents
just scored a 90th minute winner from a training ground free kick routine
absolutely beaming
>>61665780
on FIFA?
>>61665712
Yellow M&M is a retard, that's his entire gig
>>61665715
>i am a rightist
>what do my fellow rightists think about this topic that i am uneducated in? *clicks breitbart link*
>ah yes, i will also think that
No point acting like people on the right are any different
>I voted brexit
Who the fuck even is Andrea Leadsom? She was a literal who a month ago
>>61665603
>implying that the hivemind doesn't exist on both sides
ah yes
i'm watching sky news and they're showing an intersection in manchester and i'm seeing a lot of pickup trucks. i thought brits hated pickup trucks
Finally figured out why a board gets less pages after a flooding
I say finally, probably the first time I've thought about it
>>61665841
not true, i assert that right wingers are more open to other people's opinions and more varied in their beliefs, while leftists are just a homogenous blob of smug shitheads
>>61665884
Fewer
>>61665895
Lmao
Go back to watching milo yiannopoulos and Sargon of Akkad videos
>>61665762
post the rest of the convo, how do you start them?
Left /brit/ to look at /int/ for the first time in months and the entire place is literally just generals. Kinda sad even though absolutely nothing of value has been lost.
>>61662984
Article 50 when?
>>61665937
Rasheed
>>61665946
Not this year since May will get elected
>>61665971
Zhao
>>61665938
I just said I hated normies and she replied with the first comment you can see
>>61665895
name one good right intellectual
>>61665946
never
>>61665989
you started the conversation with i hate normies randomly?
>>61666004
Nick Land
>>61666004
sdefan molnu
>>61665799
yeah
>>61666004
stefan molyneux
>>61666004
stefan the meme
dont watch him tho his vids are too long
>>61666022
her bio said says she hates normies
>>61666004
Thomas Sowell
Roger Scruton
>>61666032
>>61666040
lmao said intellectual not pseudo-intellectual
Who /Wimbledon/ here?
lad at work just said he'd rather his gf be dead than pregnant in an office full of women
>>61666004
Ay wankers
>>61666004
benjamin franklin
i am an intellectual
>>61666061
Is she a le fembot
>>61666004
David Starkey
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TG9ONF3CWV8
>>61666095
this gif is uncomfortable to watch for some reason
>>61666136
idk I haven't met her yet
literally exchanged 2 lines then asked her out, I don't know anything about her
