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Big Alex Edition
영국 문화
/brit/ more like /shit/ lmao
Reminder that Thaianon is the new Janitor
Do not upset him as he now has power over us
England sucks
How do I make friends?
did not know poland was this nice
>>61632127
don't be so hostile and emotionless
>>61632068
Has Jahans moved in with his bf yet?
Horrible edition
>>61632142
it's just mountains lad
the places where there are actual polish people are horrible
>>61632110
opinions?
>>61632127
Be attractive and wealthy
>>61632165
not yet, we're moving in next week
>>61632183
i know im supposed to hate poles because le meme anime haha le funny but the UK only received their unskilled labour which isn't really representative of the country
imagine if 50,000 fat bald builders from sunderland suddenly landed in your country
>>61632188
>>61632142
it's not bad, would stay west though. It's more germany
>>61632188
When did Sweden become so butthurt? Their whining fills this board.
would you rather smoke two joints or would you rather do your homework?
>>61632188
UK should be getting anally penetrated by Pakistan
THICC
Left my house for an hour today. Hugged three girls. It was horrible. I'm not budging for the rest of the summer.
>>61632216
Congrats x
>>61632142
im right there with ya.
hell my dad went there a couple months ago. i should've hidden myself in his luggage and wandered off into these weird alien-looking alps, meditated atop one of these peaks, befriended the bears and become a mountain-bearman of local polish legends
>>61632235
nah all polish people are cunts
I know because I'm a racist
>>61632260
when does fancy dress become cosplay?
>>61632235
>which isn't really representative of the country
Do you know nothing of Poland?
>>61632260
gross
>>61632284
When you have autism
*stops breathing*
Is it wrong that I want to fuck Theresa May?
Something about her face and how well-defined her features are just gets my blood boiling.
Might unironically do a wank.
need an indian gf
Repost with extra info
>>61628121
You can easily find a nice place in the west end for £400 not including bills. Depending on the location, you can be in the centre of Glasgow in 20 minutes just by walking. There is a subway that also takes you to the city centre but the stations aren't necessarily where people live. You will have to deal with students and hipsters but there are also more suburban places with actual families.
If you want to save money you could also try the east end or south but those are much rougher and what people mean when they say Glasgow is bad. I don't actually know much about them because I am an arrogant student.
>>61632299
You gay nigga
reckon the euro alps is possibly the best region in the world
absolutely fucking massive too, could spend your entire life walking around there
>>61632328
anything is better than that fat nazi you have in charge
>>61632206
of extreme urgency
>>61632333
Go to India, then.
>>61632261
how did you end up hugging 3 girls
Just ate a bag of opened chocolate raisins that must have been in the cupboard for a good 3+ months. Hopefully should be alright since the bag was sort of crunched up they weren't exposed to the open air. They tasted fine.
>>61632333
Yes but a classy one, not a slag like in your pic
>>61632258
as a musician i find that marijuana IS my homework
>>61632342
Here comes a yank with a bigger mountain range, watch out
>>61632333
they literally smell like poo.
t. go to a uni filled with them
>>61632342
Andreas Lubitz wanted to spend the rest of his life there
Why is sustagen so shit at dissolving reee
>>61632385
RIP
>>61632394
they don't, they smell very faintly of spices
>>61632355
You don't have internet in Ireland
>>61632327
don't give up. push past the point of no return
>>61632365
Met some girls at KFC who were nice and then they all hugged me when they left. They may have already had a few drinks.
>Going on holiday tomorrow for 3 weeks
>qt Iranian girl asks if I want to go out next week
>>61632263
I'm so nerdy lol x
>>61632393
yank mountain ranges are undeveloped and very empty
euro ones are equipped with everything you need, good infrastructure
>>61632431
nah they smell like rotten curry because they eat it with their hands and then don't wash them
can you oven roast broccoli as you would a potato lads?
>>61632449
>Brits racemix unironically
>>61632449
lucky escape there
>>61632454
lol bazinga ;P
>>61632480
>Brits race mix
>Brits are inbred
well which is it
Me and the lads
>>61632188
kek! if our time has come to become a has-been, at least we will be remembered as one of the best. when our robot overlords take over they will tell stories of Greece, Egypt, Rome and Britain. Swedistan will be forgotten.
>>61632479
you have to cook it first
i do broccoli and cheese in the oven all the time
>>61632479
yes
>>61632479
Yes, 20 minutes, toss them in oil and garlic first
>>61632480
>implying you wouldn't
>>61632501
Your royalty and aristocracy and the people of Norfolk are inbred and dying out.
Everyone else is race-mixing.
>>61632507
who is the cunt second left he must be a bit miffed all his mates are rich and he is a nobody
>>61632260
That's not thicc anymore pham, just fat
>>61632355
>A common misconception about video streaming is that it doesn’t use up as much data as downloading the same video would. In fact, it uses about the same amount of data.
>You often end up using more. When streaming a video, the file buffers ahead of time. This is the segment of the film that you have downloaded.
>Unfortunately, if you refresh the page, or close it down and come back later to re-watch it, chances are you'll have to download it all over again.
silinitiniumsyncopticaleridisanctafacation.
>>61632541
>implying I would
>>61632501
english racemix.
scots inbred.
would rather hang with scots desu
>>61632431
the westernized ones do. but the fob indians literally smell like feces and curry because they do not wash their hands and rarely shower.
>>61632569
>>61632574
Stop it
>>61632541
was going to watch this film
any good?
>>61632569
You're doing it on purpose now
>sweating cobs
>remember I have some jubblies in the fridge
>>61632586
like the ugly fat underachieving kids hang out together at school because everyone else is too repulsed by them
>>61632574
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ln-Jq6X6p-g
tucking into a cornetto
>>61632524
>Yes, 20 minutes, toss them in oil and garlic first
the absolute only way to broccoli
who /moggerella/ here?
>>61632574
love this gimmick
only thing I enjoy in life is hiking
just want to walk up mountains all my life, don't see enjoyment in anything else
i desire to have consensual sexual intercourse with a woman of similar age relative to my own who is emotionally attached to me in the form of a romantic relationship
>eating vegetables
L M A O
Nerds. I'm 25 and haven't eaten any in my life and I'm healthy as a beaver
>>61632068
I fapped looking at this
cat is still sleeping behind my monitors
>>61632698
Pervert
>>61632624
y-yeah I am, haha
>>61632698
vulgar
>>61632698
I can empathise with this sentiment
>>61632696
very comfy
>>61632698
bit gay
*get handed a chippy*
*puts my hand around your neck in a tight grip*
I asked for salt and vinegar on my chips you utter dolt of a human
Olympics in about 30 days, half the stadiums aren't finished haha
>>61632739
haha wank
>>61632698
This is what the slippery slope has come to
tfw developed pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
What are you lads doing to celebrate the fourth of July?
>>61632524
eh? coat them in olive oil and chopped up garlic then bung them in? cover them in foil? do you blanche them first?
elaborate
>>61632739
your wife's cat?
>>61632555
Desmond O'Connor.
>>61632771
STOP IT
>>61632760
these look like shit
Why do people think you can just move into a house share and change the way things have always been done?
Do brits have chicken salt?
I know it's not really a thing in burgerland surprisingly.
>>61632771
What happened to Australians?
They used to be funny
>>61632760
you should have complained about the sogginess first Tbh
>>61632814
literally who
>>61632734
I'm a girl though
really makes you think
>>61632640
>>61632640
you guys are practically the same fucking thing. the only difference is that scots dont pretend they are better than everyone else. english pretension rivals that of the french
>>61632834
*slaps you in the nuts*
fuck up runt
>>61632832
just nandos salt
>>61632823
Why do people think you can't?
>>61632854
post fanny
>>61632839
it's just grease m8 it adds to the flavour
>>61632854
pics
>>61632850
He plays the ukelele.
>>61632832
we use seasoning salt quite a bit actually
>Lawry's Seasoned Salt is a seasoned salt widely used in the United States. Before its retail introduction in 1938, it was used exclusively by Lawry's The Prime Rib Restaurant in Beverly Hills, where the seasoning was created. The brand is now owned by McCormick & Company. Lawry's was the first seasoned salt to hit the market; seasoned salts are now said to outsell regular table salt in the United States
>>61632896
of what?
>>61632888
i'm not that easy
>>61632857
M E A L Y
M O U T H E D
>>61632885
It's rude as fuck.
>>61632910
you're not a girl. you're my bf
>>61632857
This is right up there with "yea luv u were a real good suck... oops didn't mean to post that on my wall"
>>61632910
pussy
>yanks
Don't get why people think chipper chips are good when they're literally the shittest way you can serve chips
>>61632873
>*slaps you in the nuts*
You keep posting this as though it's funny or some clever retort - it's neither
>>61632949
rude, I am a very brave woman
>>61632938
only when I peg you babe
>>61632865
Why are you chatting shit when you don't know anything about English or Scottish people beyond a few 4chan interactions you absolute fat mess, have a look in the mirror and sort yourself out
Business idea: A kind benefactor buys me this 99 Toyota MR2.
>>61632956
>chipper
it's called the chippo
>>61632928
And? Why should someone care what other people think?
>>61632981
best be the turbo 3sgte
>>61632962
*slaps you in the nuts*
shut it
>>61633001
It's chippy, you brain dead mong
>>61632792
You don't need to blanche it, just cut it up into florets, toss them in oil, chopped garlic, salt + pepper,
spread them out on a baking tray, uncovered. 20 mins, they should start to go crispy around the edges but the stalks will be cooked through
gf just sent me this
>>61632776
raising the UK flag then shooting it with an automatic assault rifle until it is gone. fuck the limeys. colonial opressors. lobsterbacks. ill show you how to fucking tea party
nipping to the chippet
>>61632954
I travel to America all the time and at least they actually try different things with their food.
In Britain if a new cafe or whatever opens it's literally just a bunch of stuff bought in Morrisons that anyone could do. Just basic meals you get anywhere.
It's like we have the mentality of "Ok, I want to open a cafe. A cafe has to have x, y and z. There cafe done now open"
>>61632260
there's a high test thread waiting for you on /fit/
>>61633035
>chippy
Rasheed
>>61633035
its chippa, you insolent worm
thoughts?
my chili addiction is getting out of hand lads
its literally all I eat anymore. I even had a dream the other night that they made chili illegal and when I woke up I was literally in my kitchen making chili
>>61633021
*Checks my nuts for damage*
They're perfectly fine
The fuck are you on about?
>>61633035
>>61633001
>>61632956
it's fish and chip establishment you utter plebians
>>61633058
very interesting webm
>>61633004
inconsiderate runt confirmed
>>61632832
yes
>>61633035
it's called chipville, you spack
off to the chipmongers, getting a 'tard 'age
fs lads she's a bit of a piffy
>>61633122
Yeah ... that's the one
I stand corrected, good sir.
>>61633065
Ahh yes you're comparing places visited by tourists and big cities in America to your run down little shitty post industrial northern town, very impressive
>>61633122
It's the chippery you mollusc
>>61633065
fuck off yank apologist
would rather have a bacon barm cake than the shit yanks serve up
>>61632823
Did they take your parking space?
>>61632977
im just fucking with ya m8.
scots are fucking awful. i would know. my family is scottish
>>61633141
>I also have a handsome son
REALLY need a back massage laddies.
>>61633125
Bite me
>>61633141
I double dare you to ask for pics of her son, followed by a winking emoji.
>>61633170
*massages your back*
>>61633153
>you're comparing places visited by tourists and big cities
>implying I was
>>61633141
>Dating bisexuals
Literally never do this.
Trust me.
It sounds like it's all fun and games but they're disgusting.
Gays hate bisexuals and straight people should too.
Bisexuality should be illegal.
>>61632085
british what?
>talking with this bird earlier
>she has her instagram connected
>say I really like her photos
>she responds: haha okay
FFS LADS
Have some ket coming in, literally no idea what to do with it. Any ideas, lads?
>>61633165
no they're no they're american
maybe they were scottish 8 generations ago but they're not now
>Can't hack it in the real world
>Wonder why you spack out on Tinder convos
Might unironically go to Church at some point lads.
Haven't been for over a decade and I'm interested.
>>61633205
Ahh yes you're off to bumfuck nowhere in the middle of America every two weeks aren't you, you little slug
>>61633221
3 spoons of sugar, 4 cups of water and mix them all together, bung it in the oven for 20 minutes.
>>61633217
CUTE
>>61633217
Tell her to smile
>>61633221
take it anally
>>61633221
give it to your injured horse
>>61633154
it's actually this
>Filipino neighbours are having a social gathering so about half of the British Filipino community are in our estate
>They invite me over
>I feel a bit uncomfortable because I voted leave and I don't want to reveal my power level
>Eventually the pressure me into answering so I tell them I voted remain
>They absolutely lose their shit
>Every. Single. One. Of. Them. Is. Leave.
>Get bantered throughout the night
>They call me a Scottish cunt
>They sing God Save the Queen
They told me that they all still remember God Save the Queen since they took their British Citizenship. BASED.
would happily give it all up and go live alone in a nice french town and make cheese as a living
>girls with facial piercings
No that's not impressive
Thinking of giving Krokodil a shot. Any of you lads tried it?
>>61633216
British-Pakistani myself
>>61633058
saved
>>61633108
>chili
I was addicted to them once too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aPKBxnlzMzQ
I was driving the forklift in work today and it went on fire but I didn't notice until somebody ran up and took the keys out of the ignition, got quite a shock when I looked behind me
>>61633278
Possibly this desu
>>61633278
may look idyllic to you but it's shit to us
If poleaboo transitioned into a pretty trap I'd fuck that twat so hard he'd regret his life decision
>>61633217
>piercing
She's trouble.
>>61633217
bug eyes desu too far apart
>>61633244
The one near me is fucking shite
All bollocks about singing shite songs and having a cup of tea
Nothing about theology or the deeper meaning of it all, seems like nobody really cares about any of that these days
>>61633210
Why the hate?
>Might unironically go to Church at some point lads.
>Haven't been for over a decade and I'm interested.
>>61633277
>Eventually the pressure me into answering so I tell them I voted remain
why are native british people so cowardly
>>61633210
seems like all girls identify as bisexual though
never met a girl that wouldn't cop off with other girls after a few bacardi breezers
don't even blame them 2bh girls are better looking and smell nicer than men anyway
>>61633277
Filipinos are the most powerful race in the world
>>61633249
>bumfuck
Fuck off yank
>>61633190
What if she did?
What if they were naked?
Would you call the police?
What would you tell the police?
You were the one who asked so aren't you the guilty one?
>>61633221
give it to the elderly and children
danish lad I was joking come back
>>61632766
best get a move on haha
>>61633334
we don't say bum
>>61633300
No such thing
>>61633277
I though immigrants couldn't vote in the UK?
anything more pathetic than browsing 4chan?
>>61633299
i swam in a river with crocodiles in it by accident. If its anything the same, a little scary upon realisation.
>>61633334
>Bum
>Yank word
Fuck off yank in disguise
>>61633322
GET OUT BISCUM.
GO HAVE AN ORGY IN PUBLIC AND MAKE PEOPLE HATE GAYS EVEN MORE.
>>61633324
He's a 4chan poster, he's an autist
She's cooking something down there, I wonder if she cleaned the cooker....
>>61633363
No, not really...
>>61633224
has my country even been around for 8 generations?
>>61633216
whatever that doesn't get be banned
>>61633363
posting on 4chan
>>61633336
If he's as handsome as she says, probably do a wank.
>>61633324
M8 there's like 30 of them and I know about 5. This is a rough estate man.
>>61633329
Agreed.
>>61633360
Are you retarded, or just average for an American?
>>61633372
It's an american expression m8
>>61633299
nah
about to inject some skag though laddie
>>61633277
>American at work
>Day after Michael Brown verdict
>Had to pretend I was angry that Darren Wilson wasn't prosecuted
I hate London
>>61633360
If you have British citizenship of course you can vote
>>61633326
>never met a girl that wouldn't cop off with other girls after a few bacardi breezers
>don't even blame them 2bh girls are better looking and smell nicer than men anyway
this is how you know you live in a gynocentric culture where everyone puts pussy on a magic sacred pedestal
>>61633372
"Can I bum a fag" is a British expression, you'd get some very queer looks if you said it in America
>>61633360
>I though immigrants couldn't vote in the UK?
the clue is in 2 of the last 3 words in his post mate.
>>61633424
wew post willy please
>>61633321
I'd go to the one in my local town, don't want people in my village recognising me desu
>>61633374
I wasn't implying I was bi, I was asking why the hate. I have qualms but not hate.
>>61633378
d00d! awesome rapt0r jebus n___n !!!
>>61633434
are you saying you would rather shag a bloke you poofter
>>61633436
>bum
FOY
>>61633427
>giving citizenship to people who hate your country
>>61633434
>pedestal
A pedal stool?
>>61633424
Listen, you fuckers, you screwheads. Here is a man who would not take it anymore. A man who stood up against the scum, the cunts, the dogs, the filth, the shit. Here is a man who stood up.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10656237
http://www.strawpoll.me/10656237
http://www.strawpoll.me/10656237
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxz8QNqrzwY
might start taking cold showers and start nofap lads
should do wonders for me
>>61633141
>kilometers
The sad thing is people will think that's how it's spelt and will start spelling it that way.
In about 20 years we'll all have american accents and use american english.
>>61633210
le epic gay person telling people what to do
kill yourself bender
>>61633482
set yout regional for fucks sake
Haven't had anti-virus software on my computer for a year and I've had no problems
Normies really confused me lads I'm honestly not sure if the "cause and effect" circuit exists in their brain.
Try living with some normies, they'll do something that will very obviously piss you off like blocking you in with their car,. Or throwing your toothbrush away. Then they'll act all surprised you're upset.
why am i so hungry all the time
i exercise quite a lot but balance out my calories, even after that i can still eat at least one full meal extra
How do you even take ket? Insufflate?
Chap said he'd give me enough a to k-hole.
>The Art of Manliness
>>61633518
I have, I live in England
>>61633424
have a fun and relaxing time anon. heroin is great fun, but it turns quickly on ya
>>61633436
>"Can I bum a fag" is a British expression
no it isn't
only time I've heard 'bum' in the context of taking a cigarette is in america
Literally eating sugar out of a packet.
>>61633424
>skag
Fuck off yank
>>61633520
only retards and women need it
>>61633458
I'm straight but it kind of pisses me off that bisexuals act like whores because they're so damn fluid and loving and just want to love everybody.
They're like hippies in the sixties that just want to get off with the entire world.
Gays are promiscuous but at least they aren't pic related.
Pic related is the type to say "I'm not British, I'm European."
>>61633522
You should just shoot them, except you gave up your guns, loser!
>>61633540
Set your county too.
>>61633501
Putting it on full cold is genuinely unbearable, you have to work your way down but I still can't do it on full cold.
>>61633571
looks like your typical bender to me
>>61633529
up your shnoz obviously
Dave's internet player is surprisingly better than BBC iplayer, ITVplayer and 4oD
>>61633555
hmmmn
>>61633436
>"Can I bum a fag" is a British expression
Straya.
>>61633424
Choooo chooooooooo!
>>61633277
where in london is this
how many willies have you sucked?
>>61633592
fuck off
>>61633592
why would you ever even use Dave's internet player lmao?
>>61633576
No, you first
>>61633555
You're not laughing now
>>61633529
you can snort it but it burns like fucking hell. the most popular way ive heard is through IM injection (ie not in vein). if you've never fucked with needles i wouldn't
>>61633592
couldn't get much worse than ITV it's not even in HD yet
Daily reminder that /brit/ is a degenerate free zone.
This includes (in no particular order);
Drug takers
Alcohol consumers
Homosexuals
Partakers of casual sexual intercourse with someone that is NOT your partner
Those that deem swearing to be an acceptable use of vocabulary
Transgenders or any made up sexuality/gender
>>61633571
I'd just feel like I'm holding them back or something. I mean, why bother with a gay relationship when you can be normal.
>>61633633
lol
https://youtu.be/9nbQPZ-k9_Y
>>61633484
>>They sing God Save the Queen
>They told me that they all still remember God Save the Queen since they took their British Citizenship. BASED.
u fokin wot m8
>>61633622
I'm 99.99% sure that I don't live in London la'
Going to listen to kpop and play BF:BC2
how do other british lads spend their sunday evening?
>>61633648
>atheists not on the list
ignored
>>61633648
I identify as Hitchenskin
July 3rd. I gotta get in shape now. Too much sitting is ruining my body. Too much abuse has gone on for too long. From now on, it will be fifty push-ups each morning, fifty pull-ups. There'll be no more pills, there'll be no more bad food, no more destroyers of my body. From now on, it will be total organization. Every muscle must be tight.
>>61633623
Does my own count?
>>61633648
add blairite filth to that list
>>61633529
Ye sniffed a bit and watched the clouds around the moon for a while
Burned a bit but was managable
>>61633648
inshallah
>>61633592
ah excellent, I missed an episode of Mock The Week 3 years ago that i'd love to catch up on
>>61633639
>no atheists
>>61633637
i was here long before you
fuck off
>>61633689
You should stop taking estrogen too.
>>61633689
Taxi Driver was an awful film
>>61633689
I get tired after ten pull ups.
Hurts my fucking hands.
>tfw 12 inch biceps
I feel like a fucking girl desu
>>61633506
just make your kids fall asleep listening to old news reports and churchill speeches.
>>61633648
>Partakers of casual sexual intercourse with someone that is NOT your partner
I'm yet to see proof of this
>>61633546
i always ask if i can "borrow" one. they either laugh and give me one or tell me to fuck off
Is it true that the queen is heartbroken about the UK leaving the EU and is now pleading with Scotland not to leave the UK?
>>61633734
ten pull ups is a fair amount lad
>>61633648
Isn't 4chan degenerate by default?
>>61633745
that's fucking foul
>>61633732
t. Plen
>>61633749
Basically. But it was more a warning than a plead
>>61633745
hello jamal
>>61633663
It's disgusting that immigrants want to stop other would-be immigrants who actually have closer ties to the host country. They should have their citizenship striped and be deported.
>>61633749
Nobody knows what the Queen thinks; I doubt she cares much about the EU but she's probably at least a little concerned about Scotland leaving the UK.
>>61633785
Yes but there are people here who roleplay as non-degenerates
is this uni part of the jimmy russellers group unis? xxxdDDDDD
>>61633779
per 24 hours?
I don't know about that
>>61633798
t. idiot who watches shit films
>>61633785
This site is what you make of it. Nothing forces people to be or post degenerate things.
Besides, I was speaking about /brit/. If people want to be degenerates, they can go to other boards/generals
>>61633732
t. Palantine
>>61633785
It used to be, now it's full of moralfags
>>61633724
Well I'm here to make loads of terrible posts to ruin your 'reputation'
unlucky kid
>>61633749
Yeah she attempted suicide. Now we're having a consitutional crisis becsause the next in line for the throne is Muslim and wants to hand the throne over to the King of Saudi Arabia.
>>61633851
t. edgelord 16 year old
>>61633823
>UK university to offer 'meme' degree
But Loughborough already offer History
/brit/ is now a sharia law controlled zone
>>61632449
how do I meet a qt iranian girl?
>>61633866
OOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
*bites fist*
>>61633838
You are aren't you
Youre an idiot who watches shit films and is elitist about that fact
>>61633860
If we ever become a republic - we have to do it under Charles' reign.
Republicans UNITE.
Is this what britain is actually like? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=msyIblX-TCU
>>61633836
so you're saying you do 1, take a break, then do another one? anyway you won't grow your arms much with pullups. buy some adjustable dumbells and work your triceps/shoulders hard.
>>61633823
it just had to be loughborough didn't it
ffs
>Tfw just graduated with a 1st
>>61633884
go to iran and stay there
>>61633860
damn brexit really DID take it's toll on your countrry
There are people that do language degrees while there are literal 5 year olds are bilingual
>Brits vote to stop mostly Christian and atheist immigrants, but not Muslim immigrants
I get it now! It's a suicide pact!
>>61633892
Sorry, but you enjoyed the film Taxi Driver
That automatically tells me that you are an idiot and I should stop talking to you to prevent my IQ being degraded
>>61633901
Then what are pull ups good for?
Your abdomen?
I've got the bar installed now.
>>61633893
I don't particularly like the monarchy but it would require an absolute overhaul of our Constitution and getting rid of the house of Lords, something which sounds bad on paper but in reality is actually good for little benefit
>>61633874
goodness gracious
>>61633874
wew lad, this is a blue board if your'e hadn't noticed
>>61633895
It is when me and my mandem turn up
Innit tho
>>61633937
atheists are worse than muslisms
at least muslims have good morals
>>61633940
This comment screams insecure 14 year old
>>61633874
need link to /gif/ thread pls
>>61634001
No, they really don't.
>>61634007
He's 16.
think it's about time for a new lads
>>61634007
There's no other way to put it forward to you
Literal fucking cretin, just stop talking
>atheists are worse than muslisms
>at least muslims have good morals
>>61633940
>Sorry
stopped reading there
*goes to Iran and stays there*
Post yfw Ireland becomes more advanced than England in three years time because England chose to kill itself
fancy a laugh so I'm reading r/TheRedPill
>All the black man white women porn on /gif/
You fucking degenerates
>>61634072
*bombs Iran now that you're there*
>>61633964
do it. i wish there was a way for the US to make dramatic changes in our government. you limeys are lucky you get to have a say in anything at all. why stop at just brexit? use this time of political unease to shake shit up. it will either be better or worse, but atleast it wont be the same
best pomade?
>>61634044
We were all angsty and underage once, it gets better
But as you're still doing your GCSE it's time to fuck off
>>61634034
>he still hasn't figured out how age works
halo 3 was a 10/10 game
'moral'fags on 4chan:
>couldn't have casual sex so pretends that he didn't want to anyway
>didn't have any friends to drink alcohol or try drugs with so pretends that he didn't want to anyway
etc. etc. you get the picture
>>61634116
Haha holy shit cuckistan
>>61634109
boner killer 2bh
>>61634155
7/10 at best
>>61633942
they're one of the absolute best strength exercises, but you don't build much muscle with bodyweight exercise. for example, the guys who can do 20+ pullups tend to be very skinny. do them slowly without using momentum, and look to add some weight in future (wear a bag and add stones or whatever you have available until it becomes difficult to do about 6 in a row).
>>61634208
yeah dude ur right league of legends is the real 10/10 right? fuck off
>>61634116
Amazing that despite all the statistics Ireland is still less advanced
finger up the bum
no harm done
thank fuck it's a bank holiday tomorrow
>>61634154
>he was born in 2000
>>61634155
Wish I could still play it but >Xbone.
>>61634132
There's no point in change just for the sake of it
The monarchy is the bastion of conservative patriotism, heritage and tradition
What's the point in getting rid of it, to appease some hand wringing lefties? Fuck em
Odd phenomenon:
Many yanks post in /brit/, yet no brits post in /cum/
>>61634248
It's not haha I know I have to be in work tomorrow
>>61633937
>poles are bro tier
This put me in a DEEP state of thought
>>61634269
Is the one who castrates himself for their amusement not there anymore?
>>61634238
No Muslims!=advanced
>Moving into own house at the end of the month
>No more dealing with shitty housemates that pretend we live in Buckingham palace.
>>61634116
>Sweden that high in the freedom of press index
>>61634270
>having to work bank holidays
pretty shit job you have there
>>61634283
does this prove the earth is round?
>>61634237
No league of legends is a game for people that used to think WoW was good.
The Halo franchise in general is overrated. You jump 30 feet, it takes 2 magazines to kill an enemy, it's infested with 13 year olds, etc. It's not even on par with Call of Booty and those games are all shite too.
>>61634300
Possibly Desklad
>>61634255
you are beyond thick
>>61634143
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need a good wallpaper for my phone babes
>>61634315
Every day is a bank holiday when you're a NEET
>>61634329
>The Halo franchise in general
this is how I know you have no idea what you are talking about. pre-reach and post-reach games are completely different things
going to have myself a nice cup of aeropress
Imagine being stuck on a planet with a bunch of pakis who want to blow you up and a bunch of girls who don't want to have sex with you and there is NO escape
>>61634348
Dapper laughs more like
>>61634332
Not desklad, I just find it hilarious that some people who live in a student house of 7 people that pay £300 a month rent try and treat the place like barbies dream house.
>>61634301
Aye, since that one Norwegian anon made the infographic, things have changed enormously.
I'd still live in Ireland though. Comfy and everyone is still white.
Great to see how neutral the BBC is
>>61634333
you are 16
>>61634398
Why don't you then
>>61634423
>>61634437
see
>>61633648
Could be classed as sexualisation and that is strictly prohibited
>>61634459
Implying I don't.
>>61634367
With very similar mechanics that were shit then and are still shit now
There has never been a Halo game that wasn't a clunky slow POS 2bh
>>61634422
prove it
alri
Angry Janny
>>61633648
So in other words
/brit/ is a Sharia zone and you're the Sharia police
just realised i'm a blairite
>>61634562
that is the mod typing that. janny doesn't ban, he only submits ban requests
>>61634519
You aren't getting any of the benefits of any of those stats while living under that flag
anyone think the french men will attack the icelanders when they have won?
do you think any slaveowners got their slaves to clean their bums?
Ah yes a muslim that doesn't understand democracy.
the gf just sent me this.
How do I respond?
>>61634631
Yes I do
>>61634482
Good Christian boys love anime pussy desu.
Cute
>>61634635
ah yes a racist that invalidates the views of muslims
>>61634590
>janny doesn't ban, he only submits ban requests
gf sent me these
Just convinced some mong that he's a Blairite
>>61634626
french have never attacked anything
they usually get attacked and surrender straight away
>>61634638
By dumping her and getting another girl
FUCKING HELL WHY ARE OLIVES ON EVERYTHING HERE
>>61634678
hon hon hon
Business proposal for Janny:
Delete the old thread instead of the new thread.
What difference does it make? You're just being autistic.
i did nothing wrong
BBB (bring back blair)
imagine not being british for a second
go on imagine it
it's a horrible thought isn't it
Wow really made me think
nu thred pls
>>61634697
The Greeks and Turks have an obsession with them.
>Go to high quality kebab restaurant
>Order pitta bread for starters
>Motherfucker gives me olives as a side
I don't want olives fucking Turk give me my fucking pitta bread for FUCKS sakes
imagine living in chester for a second
go on imagine it
it's a horrible thought isn't it
>>61634714
Deleting either thread is autistic, being mad that a thread is popular is autistic, even wanting to be a janitor is autistic
>>61634733
you mean like the average lopsided-looking brit of today
point of view: corbyn is a sugar free stalin
Had a nice lunch today lads
>>61634594
Dual nationality. Check your privilege
>>61634726
it's also the entry requirements for loughborough university
>>61634762
Behead those who insult nige
>>61634697
high quality olives?
new
>>61634801
>>61634801
>>61634801
business idea: breed spiders to giant proportions. make them a fashion pet
>>61634782
Shit TV cunt.
Ray Mears is the real deal.
>>61634809
get him janny
>>61634782
nice specs you fucking dweeb
>>61634758
*shudders*
Do you think the janny is a Blairite?
>>61634837
already happened
>Error: Specified thread does not exist.
*inhales deeply, filling his lungs to maximum capacity*
i smell a rasheed...
Who radical centrist here?
I haven't eaten anything nice for a week
this runt is driving me insane
>>61634752
Pitta bread is pretty shit, lad was trying to help.
reddit flags went to shit after council logos
>>61634876
Probably a left liberal who considers women equal to men
>>61634783
I could have dual citizenship with the USA but that doesn't mean anything if I don't live and work in America
>>61634911
haven't eaten anything nice for 22 years
What does he even get out of being a useless shitter all day?
Jannygoneanddeletedanotherbloodythreadtheabsolutemadman
>>61634934
what a cunt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1kWOCLPTQ8
>deletes thread
>10 more posts in this thread
>new one made
Ahh yes that's what I was after
janny only deletes threads that are shit editions like the last one
he leaves good well thought out editions up
t. not janny
>>61634937
Actually if you have dual nationality with the states you pay US taxes. You really wouldn't want that.
I bet he's smiling in heaven
So is the Junior Doctors stuff still going on?
It was knocked off the front page by the Referendum, did they just quietly settle?
>>61635039
is that deadmau5?
>>61635028
I'm younger and blacker
make a thread you cucks
>>61635137
You make it if you're so desperate for a new one fagstain
>there are unironically manlets ITT posting among us and we will never know if we are replying to a manlet because as we all know manlet opinions are invalid
>>61635015
only if you pay less abroad than you would pay in the US
>>61635129
JANITOR WE HAVE AN ISSUE
>go to install an app
>this app would like access to your call info, pictures, camera, microphone and bank account
Ahh yes
>>61635165
>>61635165
>>61635165
the j**** is a p***
