muslim edition
Reminder that Thaianon is the new Janitor
Do not upset him as he now has power over us
hi jany
>>61635165
KHAAAN
islam and christianism are basically the same
t. we used both
GET HIM JANNY
http://www.strawpoll.me/10656281
http://www.strawpoll.me/10656281
http://www.strawpoll.me/10656281
not a fan of this new repressive regime
>this Icelandic commentator they're showing on ITV
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gw7gNf_9njs
Hot desu
One looks like young Amanda Tapping from early Stargate
>>61635194
shit gimmick stop giving the nonce the attention he craves
is british politics always this entertaining?
if you didn't try to put your willy in one of these then you had no childhood
>>61635230
disgusting
>>61635224
only once with a man but i regret it so much, can i just say 0?
>>61635265
i always ended up biting holes in them. taste is awful when it's got that swirly glitter in it
>>61635298
no
fag
>>61635294
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQDx9G7YvfU
why are women such degenerates?
>>61635219
t. hussein obama
![BIlQiGjCIAEpd2p[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/AosboDQ.jpg "BIlQiGjCIAEpd2p[1].jpg")
*wonders if this is true*
>>61635221
Kill yourself
>>61635327
Need to get me a Russian gf
Also
>Arabtugal
>>61635327
>Kazakhstan
61635356
based janny kicking out the kpop nonces
>>61635422
nonce
>believing hillary's lies well after she lost 2008.
>>61635356
Islam is relevant to British culture, nonce music however, is not
>>61635319
not gay just confused
>>61635327
How the fuck do they know if they're women?
>>61635327
such fucking nonsense
>>61635327
what's the appeal in anal?
>>61635442
can't believe such behaviour is allowed in canada.
>>61635442
This webm made me feel pretty sad and I wish you hadn't posted it tbqh
rip my hopes and dreams i dont wanna wake up
we dont fuck with anyone so you cannot snake us
need a gf lads haha
>>61635459
chester decides, much how I'm black
>>61635442
Fishmongers in Canada sure are strange.
>>61635442
would pretend to care but i have killed so many animals (fish) that i just dont lol!
>>61635265
these always freaked me out
Doing an alone and yearning love.
>>61635436
hillary doesn't lie
>>61635499
yeah we're all pakis and niggers who hate kpop. you best run back to /mu/ now
>>61635499
kpop in itself is paki-esque
>>61635459
Google analytics knows
>>61635442
why are orientals so heartless when it comes to animals?
just did the ironing lads
>need some good fedora pics
Religion is a cancer on humanity. Until you free yourselves from your idiotic backward beliefs in an all-knowing 'god' and accept the realities of science and progress, you are little more than slaves
>>61635561
*bites into his burger*
>These are the people who hurl Islamophobic abuse at me
I laugh, LAUGH at your pathetic white boys.
I've had more sex that all of you will in your entire combined lives and I'm only 22.
Pathetic.
P A T H E T I C
>>61635577
>>61635600
fuck off paki
>>61635577
you actually believe you can get one of my prized collection for this low effort bait, plebeian? you best wise up
>>61635561
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDIyrciCc30
lol
only seconds in and this anime is comfy af.
pleasant music. trains. whats not to like
wonder if prince george has been enrolled in the illuminati club yet? how old do you have to be
>>61635600
>all of you
I voted 5 or more but I agree those results are completely pathetic, didn't know it was this bad
>>61635586
jokes on you i'm vegan
>>61635344
the world is 100% run by globalist bankers and the elite apparatus, and i believe the line about Iran, Cuba and North Korea being the last bastions against this, but it cant all go back to one family. Back in the 60s, half of the world wasn't run by them (Most of eurasia was marxist) and if that were the case russian and chinese anti-capitalist propaganda would have plastered this EVERYWHERE. it would have been the emmanuel goldstein of their societies. Instead it was just faceless critiques of the fat cats, which is the case. our society is a plutocracy run by select few hundreds or maybe thousands of insanely powerful and rich men.
how much is a guinness there lads?
here it's fucking 7,5e
>>61635639
The Royal women have the secret password carved into their wombs.
That password being your first word is one of the pre-reqs
>>61635675
how much for an es energy :DDDD
>>61635642
>I voted 5 or more
How did you get a girl in your bed willingly?
>>61635633
>This is the best animal slaughter video. The part where they cut the whale shark's bladder and water and urine pour out and probably burn is just amazing. And it's a food and fuel source now. >Love it!
>>61635675
>drinking guinness outside of ireland
>>61635675
that literally means less than nothing to me
>>61635675
tenner for half a pint bloody fuming
>>61635675
£2.80 out the pub i frequent
£2.20 at the snooker hall i go to
>>61635556
>>61635556
how do they know?
lads does 'sexual partners' mean girlfriends you've had sex with? or just number of people you've had sex with (one night stands etc)
>>61635700
unironically was myself and the rest came naturally
It's alri being a normie.
>>61635731
Cheapest pint on tap here at €4.25 in my local.
>>61635743
the second
>>61635743
if you have to ask that question that means you've never had either
>>61635675
>7,5e
literally what?
>>61635743
are you estupido
>>61635774
ermmmm actually lad I've had two girlfriends for 1+ year each
in total though I've slept with 10 girls
>>61635759
>be yourself
hahahaha
FUCK OFF
Fucking hell I left my freezer open slightly from yesterday and everything has defrosted
Fuck sake am I going to have to eat everything? Help me lads.
>>61635741
Based on search history or the fact that you set your gender when you created an account
>>61635743
And if it's the latter, do escorts count?
IMPORTANT
http://www.strawpoll.me/10656799
http://www.strawpoll.me/10656799
http://www.strawpoll.me/10656799
POLL
>>61635829
is that it?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ug3g3F9gwGM
wrist cry
wrist cry
wrist cry
wrist cry
>>61635855
yeah you're going to have to eat everything
put the oven on now and start thinking
>>61635837
it works if yourself isn't a complete pathetic cunt
>>61635344
ah yes, Sudan, NK and Iran are excellent places to live.
>>61635862
yeah lad
I'm ginger though so I think it's alright
haven't had sex/gone on a date/ kissed a girl in 10 months though hahah
>>61635855
nightmare scenario desu
just go on a cooking spree and keep stuff in the fridge
or just refreeze it and pretend it didnt happen
>>61635900
Isn't it Cuba instead of Sudan?
>>61635882
>>61635918
I'm guessing all meat has to be eaten, what about vegetables and ready meals?
>>61635954
yeah nah it's all got to be eaten mate, the minute that thaw frost touches the food it's BAM GONE
cook a stew or something
>>61635899
Did they just walk up to you in bars or at work?
Are you a 7+/10?
Are you over 6'2?
I need to know
had a gf for two years and had a shitload of sex but then i broke up with her (still dont regret it) and i haven't had any sexual encounters since
three years ago now, am i a virgin again or is sex like riding a bike?
smoking a vape because I can't afford a box of tobacco.
>>61635948
probs, still not a great place to live desu
Watching the match. My god, the French team is the most non-white thing I've seen in a long time. I wonder why the French fans even support them, seeing as they are in no way French or representative of France.
>>61635990
Virginity only grows back in women
>>61636005
many of them support iceland here
giz a (you) then
>>61635976
Shit haha
Better get cooking see you in a bit
>61636052
fuck off cunt
>>61635986
>Did they just walk up to you in bars or at work?
No, either girls I knew anyway or I made the first the move in a club or something. Wouldn't get involved with a girl I work with
>Are you a 7+/10?
No
>Are you over 6'2?
Yes
>>61636050
This.
I've met more than one supporting Iceland tonight.
It's not their team anymore.
>>999718
>>999718
Lads, I've decided I NEED a bunker.
>people actually think GDP (even per capita) matters and it's not just corporations moving around their money for tax reasons
>>61635547
Same here la'
I never hire students because they just ooze arrogance and feel as though they're superior to everyone else.
Wipes the smile off their faces when I employ a more experienced person who actually knows how the world works instead of an arrogant and entitled student with a degree but no clue LOL.
>I'm rooting for Iceland
>>61636050
>>61636106
Good for them. Glad to hear they're not all cucked.
>>61636123
>>61636115
nice links you cuck
>>61636147
gret webm
>>61636129
Everyone wants to see Iceland progress further 2bh
In an Uber lads
Destroying the black cab trade hoho
>>61636147
Why does this make me feel patriotic?
>I will NOT be rooting for iceland
We're here because we're here because we're here because we're here....
>>61636155
>>>/diy/999718
Can't be bothered to try again just use this
So fucking cool
>>61636220
don't get raped lad
met a 45 year old twink on grindr who says he wants to powerfuck me. meeting him in an hour. any advice?
>>61636005
Yeah didn't know france had an A team, African team hahaha waheeyy
>>61636220
>giving money to immigrants over native Brits
For shame
>>61636261
powerfuck him
>>61636256
Don't worry mate Mohammed (actually his name) is taking good care of me
>>61636281
Sorry :x
going to go for a bike ride in the sunset
>>61636261
>45 year old twink
>>61636305
bit gay this
not going for bulk, i'm going for tone
>tfw have no jawline
Not fat, clearly just shit genetics.
>>61636251
>meme events in a fucking train station
Shut up and get out of my way you berks, I need to get to work.
Im really starting to get worried about my alcohol habit friends. I didnt have any alcohol in the house last night for the first time in months and I had an incredibly hard time falling asleep
Think I might be a drug addict, lads.
>>61636147
This is a top quality post lad
>>61636330
iktf
im fat though maybe if i lost some body weight some fat might come from my face
>>61636348
Good lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BFQPNApwJGU
Do you guys in school learn about Dunkirk?
Apparently Americans don't even know what it was all about.
I'm white, 6'3" with a strong jawline, thick hair and blue eyes.
living life on easy mode. Still a lazy, unambitious shit hehe.
>>61636348
you the mdma lad or the benzo one
>pooceland
im a fucking junkie i love wasting money
RIP land of ice
fucking france
>>61636379
yeah ur right dude, america which has the best universities in the world don't learn about world war 2 XDDD canadian education is much more superior!
For crimes against Polish people, I will now ruin /brit/"
FOY = Fuck Off Yank
FONT = Fuck Off Normie Twat
Rasheed = pro-immigration/Islam person
Rorke = pro-nationalism
NEET = Not employed, educated, or trained
Maisie Williams looks like an ogre.
The guy walking towards the camera is Kev.
Doing a shitpost.
I'm a MADMAN
THE BANTZ!!!!
*spits on worthless Muslim country "Great" Britain*
The eastern front in WWII must have been horrible.
>>61636400
Neither, my thing is acid.
come on iceland
>>61636379
Learnt that our good honest fishermen tried to sail over and rescue the BEF lads, but Jean-Claude Juncker ruined our fishing fleet and thousands died as a consequence.
>Iceland
>>61636431
nobody will see this they are all watching the footy you stupid yank
please help me improve my brit
these are the things I know:
>having a go
>legend
>if i'm honest
>mate
>quality (as in, quality choon mate)
codeine in my blood senpai
>>61636431
>NEET = Not employed, educated, or trained
*in employment, education or training
>>61636483
kek
>>61636507
moving slow cuz codeine syrup's in my lemonade
>>61636461
thought you couldnt get addicted to acid though what's wrong with you? You ever get those flashbacks?
if you went to prison, how long do you think you'd make it before your boipuccy was violated?
>>61636445
Stalin-era Russia was horrible with or without WW2
Wew lads just got into my hotel work has paid for
4 stars, very nice indeed
>>61636575
Don't think I'd last 12 hours 2bh.
>>61636575
about 6 minutes
>>61636558
I just like tripping so much that I haven't got any money left till Thursday
Flashbacks, the odd time.
>>61636575
I'd heem somebody on the first day to establish a level of respect.
hehe
>>61636586
Do love a work trip 2bh ;^)
lads is it difficult to get weed
me n the boys are going out for a few days and we were gonna get a quarter oz of marijuana to share between us but apparently no one could get any, they've been trying for weeks
>>61636445
theres a contractor with a german last name that lives 2 miles up the road from my cottage who's father fought on the eastern front. he gave me a newspaper from 1943 or some shit, basically a bullshit story about stalingrad. also showed me photos of piles of russian bodies 5 metres tall
>>61636627
silkroad
>>61636627
your mates are spackers, use the dark net.
meeting this little runt I found on grindr in an hour lads
how do I break it to him I'm actually a girl?
meme magic is over :(
the land of ice is melting
>>61636627
lol how old are you
be honest
>>61636627
Your friends are most likely all autistic losers like yourself, it is very easy
I've literally been handed a sample bag and a card once after walking to the shops
not watching the match anymore
too depressing
cameroon are beating iceland lads
fuuck iceland :(:(:(
>>61636627
weed is overrated after you do it a few tries. sex on it is kinda great though.
shrooms and dmt are better in every single way. ecstasy too.
>work party on friday
>still not got my head fully around the idea of acting in a certain way around work people
>got fucking smash
>attempted flip on dance floor
>hugged CEO
>ran outside and collapsed in front of the hotel
literally going to get fired tomorrow lads
>>61636575
I'd just stick a bunch of razor blades in my arse so any prospective rapist is not in for a particularly good time
>>61636695
Yeah but shrooms, MD and DMT aren't particularly suitable if you just want to chill for an hour are they
>>61636695
>tfw can't find any shrooms
walked around fields and forests for 3 hours and found nothing
Looks like the match is all but over now.
Annoying to listen to those cucks in the stadium cheering for a pack of nogs. This isn't a French victory, it's an African victory.
>>61636743
that would probably kill you before anyone forced themselves on you
>>61636147
On phone can't see it plz send YouTube link.
>>61636735
Nah mate that's good, seriously it will help.
>>61636735
>attempted to flip on dance floor
howling
YES mate.
>>61636782
No, applefags deserve to suffer
>>61636743
not sure razor blades up your arse would be that nice lad
With this post I officially say goodbye to /brit/ and to 4chan. I am almost 24 and am therefore too old to continue browsing this site full of children. Sayonara fuckers
I am a middle class white Englishman from Surrey but I relate 2Pacs message of trouble in the ghetto.
>>61636762
I've a lovely spot every september to november. 1000s of liberty caps.
>>61636761
> replying to the canadian mongposter
why bother
>>61636695
but shrooms, dmt and mdma are all on an entirely different level.
weed is on its own really, you can just keep smoking and chilling, you'll get a bit silly but you're not going to feel like shit the next day
weed is a chill tier drug, the others you listed are either trip balls and forget about reality type drugs or just usual party drugs
England lost to thus shitheap
>>61636619
What's your average dose? 100ug?
>>61636800
See you tomorrow m8
>>61636800
I AM 24 and still living the /brit/ dream
see you soon brother.
>>61636800
see you tomorrow lid
>>61636735
You're going to be refereed to as an absolute madman for quite a while and every Friday before you leave work you'll get "take it easy haha" by the fucking pricks who literally repeat the same script everyday.
Just did 30g of bran flakes lads.
Absolutely buzzing
Is it weird to order food to a hotel? I'm fucking starving
>>61636878
explain
>>61636864
>refereed
Thanks auto-correct. That's what I wanted to type
>couldn't get hard last night even during oral
fucking end it lads.
Do you fools literally believe we're are leaving the EU?
AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>61636837
I like a nice 200ug trip, anything higher and I lose touch with reality.
>>61636771
not necessarily. just put them inside a plastic tube so they're not cutting any flesh and you're laughing
I traveled from nz to London today, you've got some fit birds lads, hope I see some real slags while I'm here.
Also staying awake for 50+ hours is a weird feeling
>>61636921
If you want slags, head to Manchester
>>61636886
No, could just get room service though.
>>61636921
If you want slags go to Northern/Welsh
>>61636878
Be careful mate, you don't want to overdose on fibre
>>61636802
Everyday Struggle by Biggie is arguably the biggest ode to the daily grind of professional life ever
just gone and swallowed 500g h2o
my tits are gone
>>61636921
alri billionaire
>>61636921
Go to bed
>>61636959
explain
>he hasn't danced to abrasive music in a sweatbox for eight hours straight
>>61636921
come to canal street in piccadilly
>Why no, I never drink aeropress
>>61636886
Just get room service. That's what it's there for.
>>61636949
This post IS reddit
It's pure, unadulterated reddit.
>>61637005
6 or so is the longest I've gone for I reckon
Just took 4 grains of rice, my dealer said I shouldn't be taking more than 1 at a time
I'm properly fucked but I'm enjoying it
>>61636864
I work with a bunch of fucking squares, and this is coming from a borderline autistic programmer. They come into work after having 2 quiet pints with a friend the previous night acting like they just got back off a week-long drug bender.
There's one manager who gets it, but he's too cucked and invested in the company to ever mention it publicly
>>61636627
post ironic jay posting
just down a glass of water and shoved an icecube up my ass
>>61636921
Isleworth.
Don't want to go to work tomorrow lads haha
>>61637101
Don't listen to them la, room service is expensive af
>>61636735
Legend aha
The birds will love it ;)
>>61637173
I'm going to Wimbledon instead hehe
Keep an eye out for the classy guy in the zoot suit & Panama hat on centre court
>>61637173
What do you do lad?
Janny is anime allowed?
where the fuck did my France post go
the janny is fucking insane
literally abusing power
>>61637271
Shit shoveller by day, stand-up comic by night ;^)
>>61637271
IT support for a big chain of stores, talking retarded normies through replugging ethernet cables over the phone.
>>61637215
This, order a takeaway from Just Eat to a nearby place (it'll show you the postcode) and choose order for collection.
>>61637032
in manc? literally there right now
(pls help surrounded by gayz)
>>61637251
i am going to wimbledon too
what a wonderful display of british culture it will be
great thread everyone :)
>>61636147
Rules said 'hit the balls'.
So what will Boris do now?
>>61637362
huh huh
(im gay)
Janny just sent me this lads
>>61637215
Fuck me they're taking the piss
>>61637358
Ye gonna do this instead
cheeky half-time wank
what should i blow to lads?
must be great being a ghost. you can walk through walls and randomly slam doors when you're angry and shit
>>61637432
Bender
>>61637428
Write psuedo-erudite babble for the Telegraph, Spectator, etc. Perhaps present the odd tv show.
Time to console the gf I suppose then
*there there, there there*
There, she's fixed now lads
>>61637457
>Classic burger £14.50
Where the fuck are you staying you billionaire.
Also get takeaway from a kebab place they're generally the cheapest.
>>61637338
For what it's worth, it's not just the normies who think you're a pleb. I'm a developer and all the normie traders I interact with at work look down on us like we're scum, but at least they think we're smart. IT support is the modern equivalent of manual labour like bricklaying, most of the angry nerds in my office think all the IT support guys are pleb wannabes
