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muslim edition
Reminder that Thaianon is the new Janitor
Do not upset him as he now has power over us
hi jany
>>61635165
KHAAAN
islam and christianism are basically the same
t. we used both
GET HIM JANNY
http://www.strawpoll.me/10656281
http://www.strawpoll.me/10656281
http://www.strawpoll.me/10656281
not a fan of this new repressive regime
>this Icelandic commentator they're showing on ITV
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gw7gNf_9njs
Hot desu
One looks like young Amanda Tapping from early Stargate
>>61635194
shit gimmick stop giving the nonce the attention he craves
is british politics always this entertaining?
if you didn't try to put your willy in one of these then you had no childhood
>>61635230
disgusting
>>61635224
only once with a man but i regret it so much, can i just say 0?
>>61635265
i always ended up biting holes in them. taste is awful when it's got that swirly glitter in it
>>61635298
no
fag
>>61635294
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQDx9G7YvfU
why are women such degenerates?
>>61635219
t. hussein obama
*wonders if this is true*
>>61635221
Kill yourself
>>61635327
Need to get me a Russian gf
Also
>Arabtugal
>>61635327
>Kazakhstan
61635356
based janny kicking out the kpop nonces
>>61635422
nonce
>believing hillary's lies well after she lost 2008.
>>61635356
Islam is relevant to British culture, nonce music however, is not
>>61635319
not gay just confused
>>61635327
How the fuck do they know if they're women?
>>61635327
such fucking nonsense
>>61635327
what's the appeal in anal?
>>61635442
can't believe such behaviour is allowed in canada.
>>61635442
This webm made me feel pretty sad and I wish you hadn't posted it tbqh
rip my hopes and dreams i dont wanna wake up
we dont fuck with anyone so you cannot snake us
need a gf lads haha
>>61635459
chester decides, much how I'm black
>>61635442
Fishmongers in Canada sure are strange.
>>61635442
would pretend to care but i have killed so many animals (fish) that i just dont lol!
>>61635265
these always freaked me out
Doing an alone and yearning love.
>>61635436
hillary doesn't lie
>>61635499
yeah we're all pakis and niggers who hate kpop. you best run back to /mu/ now
>>61635499
kpop in itself is paki-esque
>>61635459
Google analytics knows
>>61635442
why are orientals so heartless when it comes to animals?
just did the ironing lads
>need some good fedora pics
Religion is a cancer on humanity. Until you free yourselves from your idiotic backward beliefs in an all-knowing 'god' and accept the realities of science and progress, you are little more than slaves
>>61635561
*bites into his burger*
>These are the people who hurl Islamophobic abuse at me
I laugh, LAUGH at your pathetic white boys.
I've had more sex that all of you will in your entire combined lives and I'm only 22.
Pathetic.
P A T H E T I C
>>61635600
fuck off paki
>>61635577
you actually believe you can get one of my prized collection for this low effort bait, plebeian? you best wise up
>>61635561
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDIyrciCc30
lol
only seconds in and this anime is comfy af.
pleasant music. trains. whats not to like
wonder if prince george has been enrolled in the illuminati club yet? how old do you have to be
>>61635600
>all of you
I voted 5 or more but I agree those results are completely pathetic, didn't know it was this bad
>>61635586
jokes on you i'm vegan
>>61635344
the world is 100% run by globalist bankers and the elite apparatus, and i believe the line about Iran, Cuba and North Korea being the last bastions against this, but it cant all go back to one family. Back in the 60s, half of the world wasn't run by them (Most of eurasia was marxist) and if that were the case russian and chinese anti-capitalist propaganda would have plastered this EVERYWHERE. it would have been the emmanuel goldstein of their societies. Instead it was just faceless critiques of the fat cats, which is the case. our society is a plutocracy run by select few hundreds or maybe thousands of insanely powerful and rich men.
how much is a guinness there lads?
here it's fucking 7,5e
>>61635639
The Royal women have the secret password carved into their wombs.
That password being your first word is one of the pre-reqs
>>61635675
how much for an es energy :DDDD
>>61635642
>I voted 5 or more
How did you get a girl in your bed willingly?
>>61635633
>This is the best animal slaughter video. The part where they cut the whale shark's bladder and water and urine pour out and probably burn is just amazing. And it's a food and fuel source now. >Love it!
>>61635675
>drinking guinness outside of ireland
>>61635675
that literally means less than nothing to me
>>61635675
tenner for half a pint bloody fuming
>>61635675
£2.80 out the pub i frequent
£2.20 at the snooker hall i go to
>>61635556
>>61635556
how do they know?
lads does 'sexual partners' mean girlfriends you've had sex with? or just number of people you've had sex with (one night stands etc)
>>61635700
unironically was myself and the rest came naturally
It's alri being a normie.
>>61635731
Cheapest pint on tap here at €4.25 in my local.
>>61635743
the second
>>61635743
if you have to ask that question that means you've never had either
>>61635675
>7,5e
literally what?
>>61635743
are you estupido
>>61635774
ermmmm actually lad I've had two girlfriends for 1+ year each
in total though I've slept with 10 girls
>>61635759
>be yourself
hahahaha
FUCK OFF
Fucking hell I left my freezer open slightly from yesterday and everything has defrosted
Fuck sake am I going to have to eat everything? Help me lads.
>>61635741
Based on search history or the fact that you set your gender when you created an account
>>61635743
And if it's the latter, do escorts count?
IMPORTANT
http://www.strawpoll.me/10656799
http://www.strawpoll.me/10656799
http://www.strawpoll.me/10656799
POLL
>>61635829
is that it?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ug3g3F9gwGM
wrist cry
wrist cry
wrist cry
wrist cry
>>61635855
yeah you're going to have to eat everything
put the oven on now and start thinking
>>61635837
it works if yourself isn't a complete pathetic cunt
>>61635344
ah yes, Sudan, NK and Iran are excellent places to live.
>>61635862
yeah lad
I'm ginger though so I think it's alright
haven't had sex/gone on a date/ kissed a girl in 10 months though hahah
>>61635855
nightmare scenario desu
just go on a cooking spree and keep stuff in the fridge
or just refreeze it and pretend it didnt happen
>>61635900
Isn't it Cuba instead of Sudan?
>>61635882
>>61635918
I'm guessing all meat has to be eaten, what about vegetables and ready meals?
>>61635954
yeah nah it's all got to be eaten mate, the minute that thaw frost touches the food it's BAM GONE
cook a stew or something
>>61635899
Did they just walk up to you in bars or at work?
Are you a 7+/10?
Are you over 6'2?
I need to know
had a gf for two years and had a shitload of sex but then i broke up with her (still dont regret it) and i haven't had any sexual encounters since
three years ago now, am i a virgin again or is sex like riding a bike?
smoking a vape because I can't afford a box of tobacco.
>>61635948
probs, still not a great place to live desu
Watching the match. My god, the French team is the most non-white thing I've seen in a long time. I wonder why the French fans even support them, seeing as they are in no way French or representative of France.
>>61635990
Virginity only grows back in women
>>61636005
many of them support iceland here
giz a (you) then
>>61635976
Shit haha
Better get cooking see you in a bit
>61636052
fuck off cunt
>>61635986
>Did they just walk up to you in bars or at work?
No, either girls I knew anyway or I made the first the move in a club or something. Wouldn't get involved with a girl I work with
>Are you a 7+/10?
No
>Are you over 6'2?
Yes
>>61636050
This.
I've met more than one supporting Iceland tonight.
It's not their team anymore.
>>999718
>>999718
Lads, I've decided I NEED a bunker.
>people actually think GDP (even per capita) matters and it's not just corporations moving around their money for tax reasons
>>61635547
Same here la'
I never hire students because they just ooze arrogance and feel as though they're superior to everyone else.
Wipes the smile off their faces when I employ a more experienced person who actually knows how the world works instead of an arrogant and entitled student with a degree but no clue LOL.
>I'm rooting for Iceland
>>61636050
>>61636106
Good for them. Glad to hear they're not all cucked.
>>61636115
nice links you cuck
>>61636147
gret webm
>>61636129
Everyone wants to see Iceland progress further 2bh
In an Uber lads
Destroying the black cab trade hoho
>>61636147
Why does this make me feel patriotic?
>I will NOT be rooting for iceland
We're here because we're here because we're here because we're here....
>>61636155
>>>/diy/999718
Can't be bothered to try again just use this
So fucking cool
>>61636220
don't get raped lad
met a 45 year old twink on grindr who says he wants to powerfuck me. meeting him in an hour. any advice?
>>61636005
Yeah didn't know france had an A team, African team hahaha waheeyy
>>61636220
>giving money to immigrants over native Brits
For shame
>>61636261
powerfuck him
>>61636256
Don't worry mate Mohammed (actually his name) is taking good care of me
>>61636281
Sorry :x
going to go for a bike ride in the sunset
>>61636261
>45 year old twink
>>61636305
bit gay this
not going for bulk, i'm going for tone
>tfw have no jawline
Not fat, clearly just shit genetics.
>>61636251
>meme events in a fucking train station
Shut up and get out of my way you berks, I need to get to work.
Im really starting to get worried about my alcohol habit friends. I didnt have any alcohol in the house last night for the first time in months and I had an incredibly hard time falling asleep
Think I might be a drug addict, lads.
>>61636147
This is a top quality post lad
>>61636330
iktf
im fat though maybe if i lost some body weight some fat might come from my face
>>61636348
Good lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BFQPNApwJGU
Do you guys in school learn about Dunkirk?
Apparently Americans don't even know what it was all about.
I'm white, 6'3" with a strong jawline, thick hair and blue eyes.
living life on easy mode. Still a lazy, unambitious shit hehe.
>>61636348
you the mdma lad or the benzo one
>pooceland
im a fucking junkie i love wasting money
RIP land of ice
fucking france
>>61636379
yeah ur right dude, america which has the best universities in the world don't learn about world war 2 XDDD canadian education is much more superior!
For crimes against Polish people, I will now ruin /brit/"
FOY = Fuck Off Yank
FONT = Fuck Off Normie Twat
Rasheed = pro-immigration/Islam person
Rorke = pro-nationalism
NEET = Not employed, educated, or trained
Maisie Williams looks like an ogre.
The guy walking towards the camera is Kev.
Doing a shitpost.
I'm a MADMAN
THE BANTZ!!!!
*spits on worthless Muslim country "Great" Britain*
The eastern front in WWII must have been horrible.
>>61636400
Neither, my thing is acid.
come on iceland
>>61636379
Learnt that our good honest fishermen tried to sail over and rescue the BEF lads, but Jean-Claude Juncker ruined our fishing fleet and thousands died as a consequence.
>Iceland
>>61636431
nobody will see this they are all watching the footy you stupid yank
please help me improve my brit
these are the things I know:
>having a go
>legend
>if i'm honest
>mate
>quality (as in, quality choon mate)
codeine in my blood senpai
>>61636431
>NEET = Not employed, educated, or trained
*in employment, education or training
>>61636483
kek
>>61636507
moving slow cuz codeine syrup's in my lemonade
>>61636461
thought you couldnt get addicted to acid though what's wrong with you? You ever get those flashbacks?
if you went to prison, how long do you think you'd make it before your boipuccy was violated?
>>61636445
Stalin-era Russia was horrible with or without WW2
Wew lads just got into my hotel work has paid for
4 stars, very nice indeed
>>61636575
Don't think I'd last 12 hours 2bh.
>>61636575
about 6 minutes
>>61636558
I just like tripping so much that I haven't got any money left till Thursday
Flashbacks, the odd time.
>>61636575
I'd heem somebody on the first day to establish a level of respect.
hehe
>>61636586
Do love a work trip 2bh ;^)
lads is it difficult to get weed
me n the boys are going out for a few days and we were gonna get a quarter oz of marijuana to share between us but apparently no one could get any, they've been trying for weeks
>>61636445
theres a contractor with a german last name that lives 2 miles up the road from my cottage who's father fought on the eastern front. he gave me a newspaper from 1943 or some shit, basically a bullshit story about stalingrad. also showed me photos of piles of russian bodies 5 metres tall
>>61636627
silkroad
>>61636627
your mates are spackers, use the dark net.
meeting this little runt I found on grindr in an hour lads
how do I break it to him I'm actually a girl?
meme magic is over :(
the land of ice is melting
>>61636627
lol how old are you
be honest
>>61636627
Your friends are most likely all autistic losers like yourself, it is very easy
I've literally been handed a sample bag and a card once after walking to the shops
not watching the match anymore
too depressing
cameroon are beating iceland lads
fuuck iceland :(:(:(
>>61636627
weed is overrated after you do it a few tries. sex on it is kinda great though.
shrooms and dmt are better in every single way. ecstasy too.
>work party on friday
>still not got my head fully around the idea of acting in a certain way around work people
>got fucking smash
>attempted flip on dance floor
>hugged CEO
>ran outside and collapsed in front of the hotel
literally going to get fired tomorrow lads
>>61636575
I'd just stick a bunch of razor blades in my arse so any prospective rapist is not in for a particularly good time
>>61636695
Yeah but shrooms, MD and DMT aren't particularly suitable if you just want to chill for an hour are they
>>61636695
>tfw can't find any shrooms
walked around fields and forests for 3 hours and found nothing
Looks like the match is all but over now.
Annoying to listen to those cucks in the stadium cheering for a pack of nogs. This isn't a French victory, it's an African victory.
>>61636743
that would probably kill you before anyone forced themselves on you
>>61636147
On phone can't see it plz send YouTube link.
>>61636735
Nah mate that's good, seriously it will help.
>>61636735
>attempted to flip on dance floor
howling
YES mate.
>>61636782
No, applefags deserve to suffer
>>61636743
not sure razor blades up your arse would be that nice lad
With this post I officially say goodbye to /brit/ and to 4chan. I am almost 24 and am therefore too old to continue browsing this site full of children. Sayonara fuckers
I am a middle class white Englishman from Surrey but I relate 2Pacs message of trouble in the ghetto.
>>61636762
I've a lovely spot every september to november. 1000s of liberty caps.
>>61636761
> replying to the canadian mongposter
why bother
>>61636695
but shrooms, dmt and mdma are all on an entirely different level.
weed is on its own really, you can just keep smoking and chilling, you'll get a bit silly but you're not going to feel like shit the next day
weed is a chill tier drug, the others you listed are either trip balls and forget about reality type drugs or just usual party drugs
England lost to thus shitheap
>>61636619
What's your average dose? 100ug?
>>61636800
See you tomorrow m8
>>61636800
I AM 24 and still living the /brit/ dream
see you soon brother.
>>61636800
see you tomorrow lid
>>61636735
You're going to be refereed to as an absolute madman for quite a while and every Friday before you leave work you'll get "take it easy haha" by the fucking pricks who literally repeat the same script everyday.
Just did 30g of bran flakes lads.
Absolutely buzzing
Is it weird to order food to a hotel? I'm fucking starving
>>61636878
explain
>>61636864
>refereed
Thanks auto-correct. That's what I wanted to type
>couldn't get hard last night even during oral
fucking end it lads.
Do you fools literally believe we're are leaving the EU?
AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>61636837
I like a nice 200ug trip, anything higher and I lose touch with reality.
>>61636771
not necessarily. just put them inside a plastic tube so they're not cutting any flesh and you're laughing
I traveled from nz to London today, you've got some fit birds lads, hope I see some real slags while I'm here.
Also staying awake for 50+ hours is a weird feeling
>>61636921
If you want slags, head to Manchester
>>61636886
No, could just get room service though.
>>61636921
If you want slags go to Northern/Welsh
>>61636878
Be careful mate, you don't want to overdose on fibre
>>61636802
Everyday Struggle by Biggie is arguably the biggest ode to the daily grind of professional life ever
just gone and swallowed 500g h2o
my tits are gone
>>61636921
alri billionaire
>>61636921
Go to bed
>>61636959
explain
>he hasn't danced to abrasive music in a sweatbox for eight hours straight
>>61636921
come to canal street in piccadilly
>Why no, I never drink aeropress
>>61636886
Just get room service. That's what it's there for.
>>61636949
This post IS reddit
It's pure, unadulterated reddit.
>>61637005
6 or so is the longest I've gone for I reckon
Just took 4 grains of rice, my dealer said I shouldn't be taking more than 1 at a time
I'm properly fucked but I'm enjoying it
>>61636864
I work with a bunch of fucking squares, and this is coming from a borderline autistic programmer. They come into work after having 2 quiet pints with a friend the previous night acting like they just got back off a week-long drug bender.
There's one manager who gets it, but he's too cucked and invested in the company to ever mention it publicly
>>61636627
post ironic jay posting
just down a glass of water and shoved an icecube up my ass
>>61636921
Isleworth.
Don't want to go to work tomorrow lads haha
>>61637101
Don't listen to them la, room service is expensive af
>>61636735
Legend aha
The birds will love it ;)
>>61637173
I'm going to Wimbledon instead hehe
Keep an eye out for the classy guy in the zoot suit & Panama hat on centre court
>>61637173
What do you do lad?
Janny is anime allowed?
where the fuck did my France post go
the janny is fucking insane
literally abusing power
>>61637271
Shit shoveller by day, stand-up comic by night ;^)
>>61637271
IT support for a big chain of stores, talking retarded normies through replugging ethernet cables over the phone.
>>61637215
This, order a takeaway from Just Eat to a nearby place (it'll show you the postcode) and choose order for collection.
>>61637032
in manc? literally there right now
(pls help surrounded by gayz)
>>61637251
i am going to wimbledon too
what a wonderful display of british culture it will be
great thread everyone :)
>>61636147
Rules said 'hit the balls'.
So what will Boris do now?
>>61637362
huh huh
(im gay)
Janny just sent me this lads
>>61637215
Fuck me they're taking the piss
>>61637358
Ye gonna do this instead
cheeky half-time wank
what should i blow to lads?
must be great being a ghost. you can walk through walls and randomly slam doors when you're angry and shit
>>61637432
Bender
>>61637428
Write psuedo-erudite babble for the Telegraph, Spectator, etc. Perhaps present the odd tv show.
Time to console the gf I suppose then
*there there, there there*
There, she's fixed now lads
>>61637457
>Classic burger £14.50
Where the fuck are you staying you billionaire.
Also get takeaway from a kebab place they're generally the cheapest.
>>61637338
For what it's worth, it's not just the normies who think you're a pleb. I'm a developer and all the normie traders I interact with at work look down on us like we're scum, but at least they think we're smart. IT support is the modern equivalent of manual labour like bricklaying, most of the angry nerds in my office think all the IT support guys are pleb wannabes
>>61637519
Travelodge in Grimsby
>>61637457
>£14.50 for a burger
lmao
i sure like discussing FOREIGN CULTURES AND LANGUAGES with all you lads
>>61637519
Work paid for it desu
It's quite a swanky place
bitch im hanging
red flag banging
>pooland
>>61637432
I VOTED LEAVE SO WE COULD DEPORT PEOPLE LIKE YOU
You disgust me. Jesus wept.
>>61637535
>want to get into IT
>do IT apprenticeship which was actually shit and didn't help
>find out you have to do 20 years in First Line support before you do something vaguely interesting
Fucking IT desu
>>61637457
Looks like we got a billionaire here
fk sake iceland no
3-1
kill me now
Why are we getting warnings for stupid shit?
Shadowbans next?
FOR FUCK SAKE
>>61637535
gonna kill myself before long anyway lol
Here we go then
http://www.strawpoll.me/10657239
http://www.strawpoll.me/10657239
http://www.strawpoll.me/10657239
Icelad on suicide watch
*chews a chocolate hobnob thoughtfully*
hmmmm
Another goal for the "French". Depressing.
>>61637519
that's literally standard price in a city centre now
RIP ever eating out for under £20
xbox is still in Cambodia lads
>rooting for Iceland
there's your problem
fuck Iceland
they stole all our 10/10s hundreds of years ago
>supposedly
FUCK OFF
FUCK OFF
FUCK OFFFFFFF
>>61637604
4-0*
FUUCUCUCUCUKEK
>>61637631
Thank god I don't live in a city, get a huge takeaway for £10 round here
"France running riot, and the ice is melting!"
t. commentator
Alright so Iceland are fucked
Plan B: Come on France, lets go double digits
This is just more emberassing for England if anything
>>61637601
*purchases £55 bottle of champagne*
rigged match
well, today is as good as any day for suicide
>>61637676
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=taVsvYWp1UU
I don't watch football but why are England so shit?
Janny, stick to deleting kpop and leave everything else alone - getting rid of kshit is literally all you're good at.
Good boy Janitor :)
stoked for the new GoT lads
high house prices are a political decision
>we lost to this team
Wait it only had 42 mins on the clock
Have Iceland forfeited?
>You disgust me. Jesus wept.
Kot
Decided I'm gonna walk 20 minutes to five guys and pay £10 for a burger instead
>>61637592
Go get a degree that is anything vaguely related to computer science and employers will suck your dick and pay you 5 times what you're worth.
The industry is serious lacking developers right now, so anyone with a piece of paper saying they might be able to do the job will get a job.
Really hope Iceland can get a couple in so it doesn't look embarrassing.
>>61637771
A half automatically ends if 4 goals are scored in an international tournament.
You can only hit double digit goals in friendlies
>>61637805
nice kot
hope wales wins the euros
Just done a cheeky and gotten a child bus ticket on the bus
I even said adult to him but he still gave me a child one
switching my allegiance to wales
>>61637727
Not an abnormal price for champagne desu.
>>61637819
>sunny will never EVER be your gf
why go on lads
no no no no no no no no no
pls leave iceland alone now.
Quickly!!!1 turn on BBC NEWS
ATTACK IN PARIS
11 icelandics slaughtered!!!!
suspect is still loose!!!
>>61637618
pls no
Extremely low turnout level in my most recent research poll (http://www.strawpoll.me/10657239).
Clearly the denizens of /brit/ hold the very notion of democracy in contempt. There is a self-imposed democratic deficit in place.
Very troubling.
>>61637834
Fuck of that cant be true
Gimme a citation
>>61637827
dogshit
You won't get anywhere with a CS degree
>>61637820
nice! gib dat moeny to the US of A lad
Those French blokes really know how to kick that ball
>>61637882
Anon (2016)
i love rashida jones, she's basically the perfect woman
going to go for a walk and cry
rigged match
>>61637819
Delete this post Janitor
There's a good boy
*strokes the janitors hair*
mmm
*Fucking grabs janny by the hair while he purrs*
HOW MUCH DO THEY PAY YOU JANNY HUH?
*spits in janny's face*
HOW MUCH?
*Janny mumbles something and begins to cry*
Ugh
Fucking disgusting
*throws the janitor to the floor and dusts myself off*
Fucking worm
Kot 2
France pls.......
>Portugal go through
Not as good as they used to be but expected
>Germany go through
Well duh
>France go through
Not too surprising I guess
>Wales
LOL
>>61637876
ahahahahaha top banter 10/10 lad!!!! going to put this on my fb wall now!!!
>>61637631
Even 2 burgers and some chips is over £20 at five guys. Bought 3 (three) kebabs and that came to £20. Madness.
>8 quid for JUST a burger
With a few smart little manoeuvres, I am in stead to win £100 if France win and I only put down £25.
>>61637900
english & photography at an ex-poly is where it's at, if you really want to get on in life that is
>>61637948
Rasheed
are the icelandics going to drown out the horror playing out before them by just singing like we did in '12 against Spain??
janny
>>61638048
*the best burger in the land
Having a go
>>61638098
I can have a roast dinner for 6 quid
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/07/03/angela-merkel-to-oust-jean-claude-juncker-as-europe-splits-deepe/
>>61638108
kill yourself
Why is the janitor so focused on /brit/?
>>61638098
That would be Almost Famous burgers
Holy FUCK
struggling to call these semis. don't know who's gona be in the final
portugal have underwhelmed but still got through.
wales have looked shakey but amazing scoring talent
germany will require a big step up for france.
germany should have scored more against italy. looked like they were holding back
the gf
*pisses in the janny's eye*
*watches as he falls to the floor and starts crying like a child*
Haha what the FUCK is wrong with you janny? God you're fucking embarrassing, ugh don't even want to be near you
*stamps on janny's head while he's on the floor*
Making an attempt
>>61638140
bit uncalled for
>>61638133
probably prison-tier quality hehe
>>61638150
Patty & Bun
>Brooklyn lager
1001 keks
Gonna watch some speedrunning when I get home
>>61638136
>paywall
pirate scumbags
does silkroad actually work shit seems very shady
how long does it take
actually doing it this time
>>61638177
kill yourself
>>61638150
not as good as five guys 2bh
>>61638140
Rude
>>61638214
Also rude
>>61638136
someone have a webm version of him drunk?
>>61638214
kill yourself fucking scumbag
>when your mate brings Birra Moretti to pre's
loooooool
having a punt
Lads
Who /ProudtobeMuslim/
here?
>>61638196
Scared me lad I thought I'd missed SGDQ
>>61638207
If you're not capable of doing your own research you don't deserve to buy from Silk Road-esque sites desu
>>61638263
not an argument
>>61638248
kill yourself
>>61638201
You're back
Doing a think
>>61638270
It's on right now lad
>>61638201
Fuck off britboo
>>61638266
buddhist here
>>61638305
kill yourself
>>61638263
>Natives 30%
there's no fucking way. it should be like 100%. we give their reservations shitloads of money and free shit like schools every year.
>just asked a girl out for drinks tomorrow
>never been on a date before
lads help
What is most comfortable english city/town in england?
>>61638324
Oh what the fuck so it is
why does anyone care what tony blair thinks? why even give him air time to vomit his shit opinions all over everyone?
>>61638369
Fucking told you
>>61638367
Bath
>>61638353
jusburself
>>61638353
I fucking hope you're not taking her out to the pub
b-british culture lads
f-fish and chips, queues and tutting h-haha
>>61638367
Solihull
>>61638369
time for demons souls
>>61638340
no u
>Cosmo will never speedrun OOT again
>>61638367
Oxford
>>61638381
Mandem matters still
>Tonibler is a male given name in Kosovo, given in honor of former British Prime Minister Tony Blair following his role in the 1999 NATO air campaign against the Federal Republic of Yugoslavia during the Kosovo War. The conflict had seen widespread persecution of ethnic Albanians in Kosovo as Kosovo sought to gain independence from Yugoslavia. Blair was credited as being instrumental in ending the conflict, and boys born following the war were sometimes given the name Toni or Tonibler.[1]
>>61638343
>expecting a Peter "Kill Your Parents" Molyneux video to be accurate
>>61638353
Just stay calm and collected and you'll be alrite lad
>>61638266
poleaboo is
>>61638420
kiss yourself
>>61638438
>cosmo will never be cute again
>>61638420
no, YOU
>>61638405
*sighs*
Oh anon
;)
>>61638404
we have bars as well you fucking yank mongoloid
fuck off
>>61638367
Hull
>>61638466
I want to die
>>61638438
she's made an important change in her life, and it's a beautiful one. if you don't like it, you can fuck off sweetheart :)
>>61638465
>>61638468
>>61638405
Welcome to the globalised West, no-one has any culture.
All the jannies are arbitrary
need to wash my spunk rag
>>61638497
>She
For shame
Heading off to tesco to buy some fags, may buy myself a nice little treat whilst I'm there, any suggestions?
>>61638449
but he's also forced the UK into the Iraq war against the will of the people, and is being charged with war crimes
really wish I could just snap and break up with the gf sometimes, she does my nut in
Once I've spent the summer at her parents house I'll be in the clear to break things off
>>61638569
a map to the nearest Waitrose
>>61638569
Get me a coffee
I am proper gagging for one
>>61638498
kiss me
Very comfy choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EG7z4pa6QLY
>>61638580
Just break up with her then
Hello Janny :)
Latest aquarium is finally done lads. Been a good 4 months of work.
>>61638579
Flash Gordon stopped Scotland leaving
John "9 & a half" Major stopped us joining the Euro
Ex-leaders words carry weight here
>>61638343
not literally native americans you spacker, natives of the US
>>61638637
Looks lovely mate
>>61638637
Looks pretty neat lad
Kot 3
>>61638618
good taste
>40 more mins of france being casual as fuck with the ball
>>61638617
are you a girl????? :O
this game's not over
Why did the half stop at 42 minutes?
>Why did the half stop at 42 minutes?
Why did the half stop at 42 minutes?
>Why did the half stop at 42 minutes?
Why did the half stop at 42 minutes?
>Why did the half stop at 42 minutes?
Why did the half stop at 42 minutes?
>Why did the half stop at 42 minutes?
Why did the half stop at 42 minutes?
>Why did the half stop at 42 minutes?
>>61638700
holds it
hooolds it
hoooooolds it
>>61638514
can't imagine what a specimen like you looks like cumming into a rag
must be extremely depressing
We do it big on the 4th
>>61638644
i see. now i understand why there's so much turmoil in the UK then
>>61638658
oh, kek
>>61638631
No you idiot LEARN TO READ
>>61638731
Sorry? Can you repeat the question?
>>61638745
beers cause harm to your health
>>61638636
Hello shit I did it again
>>61638732
had a lol
there's only 1 /brit/ in the catalogue, what a disgrace
>>61638784
you're a catholic paki
>>61638745
it's the 3rd
New favourite Yeo Valley yoghurt flavour: Strawberry's and Cream
Need to buy a grey sports coat as well a grey one. I won't wear them much so shall I go to next? Reiss? All I care about is the fit which I can have altered and the quality.
>>61638637
What do you have in there pal?
>>61638745
>bud light
>>61638874
You should get a grey one too.
>>61638874
what the fuck are you on about?
do one you weapon
>>61638874
Yeah next is fine
>>61638906
Why do americans drink that piss?
>>61638833
Nigga you gotta party on the 3rd so you can use Monday as a recovery day.
Some people got work.
>>61638745
nice piss beer you fucking redneck cunt
have you ever betrayed a friend?
>>61638731
Have you never watched tournament football before? You must be underage, the half automatically ends if someone goes 4 goals up
>>61638686
>>61638677
>>61638686
ty
>>61638895
6 whiteclouds and 2 amano shrimp
>>61638942
That's absurd, gib citation
>iceland comeback begins
>>61638909
Fucked that up didn't I. Meant navy lol
Too many glasses of wine lol x
Cumback israel
Fuck yes iceland
>>61638939
Yes.
>We do it big
>Bud Light
>>61638934
go away norman
haha
>>61638939
No.
>>61638939
Define "betray"
>>61638939
no
then again i've never had a friend
>have you ever betrayed a friend?
>Yes.
Do Icelandic girls like foreign guys :3
>>61638983
yay...
>>61639060
literally no girls around the world find being american attractive besides asians in 3rd world shitholes
fat little mexican boys
>>61638939
does phishing count? then yes
>put balsamic vinegar in bud
>it becomes drinkable
>>61639040
been a cunt to them desu
I have a habit of turning against my friends when I get close to them and it's why I've never held a friendship for more than a year. Was wondering if other people get this too
>ignore the Stella and IPAs in the tin and whiskteas
OK, yeah we ask people to bring beer and most people go piss water.
Fuck you all.
Merica
FUUCK
>>61639124
>Stella
>good
>IPA
>look at me I can drink bitter shit xd the drink
Between those and Heineken it doesn't fucking matter because it's all shit
>>61638745
runt beer
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