potato famine edition
Ah yes the national stereotype which helps to cover over the cracks of Britishness, or Englishness as it is the English who try to define the Union.
This England which is also the spiritual home of football hooliganism and NF skinheads, boyracers and illegal raves, where a few films spun-off from out of date sitcoms equals a 'film industry', where the Victorian english gentleman infects the TV, where the people are lost in the jingoism of Empire and World War Two, where culture stops and starts with the Beatles.
The English who don't want to be ruled by anyone else - let alone Johnny Foreigner - except just about all of England's rulers have been foreign from Knut to Saxe-Coburg via William the Conqueror. Where people profess cultural heritage and genetic purity when it is all a mish-mash of other peoples - Roman, Viking, Norman, Angles, Saxons, Celts. Th English are a product of their neighbours but effect a distaste for them.
This England with its cry-baby bullies and banal conversation who distrust 'the elites' while simultaneously turning to them - like a child turns to nanny - to sort things out and tell them everything will be OK. This England who constantly blames someone else for their problems, who complains when it can't join, complains when it does join and complains when it will no longer be joined. Where nothing is ever right, and everything is always wrong, and the classes are more alike than they admit to.
The bullies. boors, and the arrogant are finally throwing off the trappings of gentility and showing the real face of England to the world. And in this 'New World' England should be left to stand alone and release the Union and let Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland go - let the English stand on their own two feet and have no one else to blame but themselves.
Reminder that Thaianon is the new Janitor
Do not upset him as he now has power over us
inb4 the unpaid custodian
>>61626994
His name is thai NONCE
>>61626956
too soon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fLKhBRluHio
choon
*reads the error message*
>Error: You must wait 3 minutes 44 seconds before posting a duplicate reply.
*a wide shot of my perplexed countenance*
*i press the 'Submit' button again*
>article 50
lapsidicaliantiniumonertilianucation
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAC9c4hBX4g
Ah yes, very impressive.
Why do Irish hate England so much? You all look same
>>61626988
Your dad sells avon
gala > pink lady > granny smith > braeburn >>>>>>>>> cox
>>61627016
It's thaiguy, pal
>>61626982
As has been explained many times in the past week:
1) FTSE100 is not representative of the UK economy, its full of big multinational companies with globally diversified earnings and is somewhat dominated by mining companies.
2) That is presumably priced in GBP, its a different story priced in any other currency.
3) the markets are up on the expectation of Carney easing monetary policy to try and stop investment cratering
seems like janny is letting this thread stay
he must be in a jovial mood today
maybe his mum got him his favourite flavour of hotpockets
>>61627080
it's inflated because of the falling pound as well
have no idea of when it's acceptable to make a new thread now
ridiculous
>brexit referendum is counted over night
>our election is supposed to take 1 month to count
hmmmmm
>>61627134
Murk loar
Not closing the tab with the other thread on as a precaution
>>61627159
What you need is some cheap vote-counting Poles
>>61627117
HAHAHAHA I LITERALLY SAW IT TURN PALE AHAHAHAH
>>61627159
ours do it for free, yours will probably get a wage
>>61627158
5 star dishes, different exotic bitches
The custodian does it
>>61627159
You being serious? They count our general election over 1 night too
>>61627168
can you explienaidghtiandhgsin the system to me
>>61627080
>>61626956
bad edition
find mindy kaeling oddly attractive
making an arrangement
I don't wanna leave the EU
>>61627277
Think I care less now than when you posted this this morning
having a go
Janny you absolute Joey Flid I dare dare you to fucking delete my post you cunt.
>>61627299
really made me think
>>61627313
i'm going to post it until you care
>wake up
>/int/'s archive still exists
>>61627158
Would have expected a Euro Cup reference desu.
Does anyone actually like the Danish leftie twat lmao
>>61627309
Bongo bongo
I wish Clover incorporated extra flags x
what fuelled brexit more than anything else was our unfounded need to feel like the victim for once after watching everyone who was the victim by our hand.
pathetic rorke
>clover
>>61627333
It's called the euros nobody calls it euro cup
>>61627080
This TBQH, look at the next 150 countries (in the FTSE250) for a better understanding, and convert to USD, and assume that the BoE wasn't planning to pump the economy full of more free money.
drinking a ginger beer
it's funny because i have red hair
>>61627372
how are you the victim of EU?
>>61627390
Hmm
Not that funny
>>61627390
and you're a queer haha
>>61627218
wait no tuesday it looks like we're actually just waiting on a couple of places in western australia
>>61627182
sanctuary are literally an invasion from within
who votes for the liberal democrats in the UK? what appeal do they have against the tories and labour?
>>61627413
we're not. but the people need to feel like the victim for once after witnessing all the colonies of brown people who claimed to the victim at our hand. sorry struggling to put it any other way if your english is bad
>>61627418
actually false information
spreading this is not only harmful to me, but it promotes ignorance in the general public and degrades trust in our fellow posters. honestly wish you would abstain from that in the future.
Might do a nap
>>61627450
In 1906 to 1914 the Liberal Government passed reforms to help reduce poverty. Legislation included the introduction of old age pensions, free school meals, National Insurance and labour exchanges.
>a man has been arrested for carrying an English flag with "fuck isis" written on it after a muslim complained.
Ah yes I guess islam = isis is confirmed very good.
this cricket is going fucking mental outside my window lads
chirppy cunt needs to down a few to take the edge off haha
>>61626956
>tfw Jews get to cash in on their genocide but we don't
what are doing wrong desu
>>61627450
They've collapsed now but they got 23% of the vote in 2010 haha
They sold out a bit in coalition but people sued to vote for them because:
>Free uni
>Been campaigning for proportional representation for years
>Opposed the Iraq war
Few other things but you get the jist
>>61627450
People who are a bit too sensible for the Greens like them.
Found the mistake
>implying living standards won't drop after we exit the eu
As someone who voted remain I have fully accepted, after seeing the results, that the UK must leave the the EU.
Even though I voted remain I knew it was — and is — possible for the UK to do well outside the EU.
If countries like Australia, New Zealand, and Japan can set up trade deals with not only us but Europe and the rest of the world then why can't we?
>>61627540
Your dad is an avon lady
fuck sakes, the wife's son has locked me in the toilet again, that little rascal hehe
Fire brigade weren't happy last time I called them to get me out
>>61627568
Your dad sells avon
>girl superlikes me on tinder
>I match her
>she doesn't talk to me
why is this acceptable?
>>61627158
it's the Scots who eat entrails and deep fry mars bars though
>>61627500
does your gf just sleep all the time lad
>>61627509
source wtf
>>61627382
I was unaware you had to be special snowflakes in '68
>>61627514
Well done for not being a pussy about it x
too early for tea but I'm hungry now
>>61627605
What could he possibly mean by this?
>>61627570
saw an actual fire in someone's roof today. first thought it was just a farmer burning something
probably first time I've seen actual flames out of control
can smell someone having a bbq
gibs me dat
>>61627600
http://www.breitbart.com/london/2016/07/01/muslim-offended-fck-isis-flag-police-calling-incitement/
>>61627598
If I don't keep her sedated she might escape
>>61627656
Ah yeah sorry, my mixtape fell out of my pocket.
*produces a superb rebuttal to your argument*
>>61627514
>potato famine
>genocide
when will this meme end?
>>61627664
>breitbart
ahh yes
I'm right wing but never bother reading breitbart desu
*uses an as homonym*
>>61627677
*resorts to ad hominem*
>>61627586
Literally no one superlikes on purpose. It's always an accident
>bought some shoes
>seemed to fit well
>get home and realise what if another size fits better
![tumblr_inline_mms1ucfgWx1qz4rgp[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/NRAB7l9.jpg "tumblr_inline_mms1ucfgWx1qz4rgp[1].jpg")
>as homonym
>>61627720
>as
kys
how is /GF2016/ coming along lads?
>>61627720
This has got to be irony
watching a few vids about George Soros
seems like a nice guy
>>61627693
Ah yes because it's breitbart it must be made up!
>WHERE ARE YOUR FRIENDS TONIGHT
>WHERE ARE YOUR FRIENDS TONIGHT
>WHERE ARE YOUR FRIENDS TONIGHT
>WHERE ARE YOUR FRIENDS TONIGHT
>IF I COULD SEE ALL MY FRIENDS TONIGHT
>IF I COULD SEE ALL MY FRIENDS TONIGHT
>IF I COULD SEE ALL MY FRIENDS TONIGHT
>IF I COULD SEE ALL MY FRIENDS TONIGHT
>>61627753
What's his name?
https://twitter.com/TRobinsonNewEra/status/749611341460176896
the absolute madman
>>61627724
I superlike on purpose
>>61627825
Dan "the man with the plan" (to rape) Schneider
>>61627825
>>61627825
Ben "6 million more" Shapiro
man's on road
>>61627759
Meant ad homonym you mong
>>61627626
desu that's bullshit that Americans come out with as an attack on blacks for always complaining slavery.
we didn't have it as bad as them
>>61627680
5 years and barely any relief given + food exports from Ireland increased during it
Remember Juncker looks out for the EU, and doesn't pander to fringe desires. He is the emperor the EU needs.
Shame germany is going to be an english sycophant as usual
>>61627844
And how's that working out for you? Girls see it as pretty desperate buddy
Reminder that girls are fucking stupid and literally don't have any balls
>>61627832
What t-shirt was he wearing then?
>>61627927
le fox and le grapes
>>61627919
I only superlike girls that probably don't get them and I normally wouldn't match with
whats the name of that new song thats floating about atm thats sung in french and has a girl semi-rapping (also in french obv) toward the end?
have heard it several times over the last week or so but the moron DJs never bother to give the songs name or the artist
>this triggers the janny
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1466204064238.webm
might pick up one of these for my first car lol
only like 2 grand
>>61627958
what is this "dont talk to me or my son again" meme
is it just the wifes son thing but without the cuck part making it lose all meaning but normie friendly?
>>61627984
Swimming pool
list of scams:
>paying up front costs and subscriptions
>paying anything and being subjected to adverts
if you consent to either of these then you are dupe
Len Mccluskey was great on the Marr show
>>61628069
harsh
Heya any Scots here? What's a good place to live in Glasgow for a maximum of 500PCM? I'm getting a job there in the city centre, and I don't own a car.
>>61628074
>>61628063
What model is it?
>>61628063
what are running costs tho
>>61628061
nope, they're just waiting for me.
>Heya any Scots here? What's a good place to live in Glasgow for a maximum of 500PCM? I'm getting a job there in the city centre, and I don't own a car.
>>61628093
>paying anything and being subjected to adverts
pretty standard for print media, doesnt bother me tbqh just skip that page
>>61628138
running costs nothing and is healthy for you
>I'm 5ft 8 and big so deal with that how you please
*un-matches*
>Just spent £70 in Ikea
Fucking hell. £5 on cacti
>>61628063
X type is truly the worst Jag in recent years, like a 3 series lmao.
reminder that landlords are sub-human scum
>>61628216
my dad's alright
>>61628131
x type 3.0 SE
>>61628138
well it does like 27mpg and road tax is high and insurance is relatively high but not crazy
>>61628204
what one shall I get instead
>>61628200
>tfw housemates killed my £5 plant when I went home one easter
>>61628216
we should boycott them
I have had 7 girls on tinder agree to a date or meeting in some way and have only ever met up with 1
>>61627158
You know, I feel like this kind of comic is the sort of thing that would have made a British person support the BREXIT.
>>61628252
Your dad sells avon
>>61628274
Why?
>>61628172
found the dupe
>>61628291
bender
>>61628312
neglect
>>61628295
worked for me
> old jag or bmw
Run confirmed
any girl taller than 5'5'' might as well have a penis grafted on to her
how do you know if a girl likes you?
Q
>>61628291
I only ever met 3 but had a 100% success rate and got a gf out of it
quality over quantity
new thread
>>61628355
manlet detected
>>61628356
If you aren't sure then she doesn't
>>61628373
closet homo detected
>>61628356
Just talk to her for a long period of time and it should be clear.
>>61628398
Are you fucking retarded
>>61628317
they have all gone on to ignore me
>>61628366
yeah the 1 I did meet ended up touching my willy but I wouldn't exactly call her quality
>>61628385
not true lad, most blokes are clueless when a girl likes them
St Helens is proper runty at this hour
>>61628398
Jan the man won't be happy about this.
>>undefined
>Update
what
Tonight's plans:
> Fuck up some nerds on TF2 while finishing off the last of this vodka
> Go out for a walk into town, 6pm ish, buy some beers and bread
> Come back home, cry a bit about how lonely I am
> Pop a diazepam and sayonara until Monday morning
r8 /10?
>>61628398
still early you cunt no matter the janny
Why are people unironically posting in the other thread
Would it be fair to say it is in the national interest of the United Kingdom to see Trump elected?
>>61628526
>going outside
FONT
haha ha hmm reckon she's being serious or what?
>>61628616
Possibly
>>61628526
Haha cute meme.
>Liverpool
Nah not a fan
The thought of having a romantic partner doesn't appeal to me. I like being able to do what I want in my own house.
we're in here
>>61628368
>>61628368
>>61628368
>>61628526
>TF2
get overwatch you cheap faggot
>>61628694
meme? this is my life
I should take up smoking
>>61628730
I tried overwatch and it feels dumbed-down and I didn't like it, prefer TF2 immensely
>>61628753
Business idea: go fucking stay on reddit you useless twat
>>61628730
€0.50+
poo
>>61628753
>>61628788
Business memo: 'no'
business idea: the existence of the white race and a future for white children
>Corbyn """changed his mind""" about the EU to remain
>Ah yes very good
>Leadsome changed her mind from remain to leave
>omg what a fucking hypocrite fucking shameful what a snek
novel sport idea: competitive shitposting
>>61628368
>>61628368
>>61628368
Novel idea: The War of the Threads
>>61628975
fuck off
ah yes the old threaddy splitteroo
>>61629048
both threads are dead as fuck
unis are getting btfo by brexit
>>61629188
>prime minister theresa may or michael gove
>more democratic
you're joking right?
WHY THE FUCK ARE THESE MUPPETS POSTING IN THE OTHER THREAD
St Helens is really runty at this hour
>>61626988
>Northern Irish don't want to go
>Welsh don't want to go
fuck off cuckland, stop posting on int and deal with your crackhead problems
This thread shit is retarded..
getting janny's manager on the phone right now
scotland will leave not immediately after brexit but when it becomes apparent how much power and influence the UK will have lost as a result of its exit .
by then financially independence could be a better alternative
>>61627158
k
http://softpower30.portland-communications.com/ranking/
JANNY
I NEED YOU
HELP US
I step away for 5 minutes to make coffee and a second thread gets made...
>>61629514
she looks fucking hidous
hey lads it's me
>>61629599
mario?
>>61629514
is your girlfriend a mannequin?
>>61629514
C L E A N
L
E
A
N
also is your gf bedridden
>>61629514
Holy fucking kek it's desklad. Where have you been the last 3 months? Was beginning to think the missus had stabbed you in your sleep
>>61629692
where have you been more like
melt
>>61629710
Why are you being such a mong?
>>61629710
>this fucking arseblasted irishman
Keep crying, maisie is fucking disgusting too
>>61629644
sometimes I wish she was, she can be a bit like that girl in the episode of the It crowd where they have the dinner party and one of them is always doing finger quotations.
Yes she can be annoying and no she isn't the most attractive girl I've been with but she loves me and cooks me amazing food and buys me things and lets me put it in her pooper and ultimately those things are more important to me.
>>61629692
I dip in an out depending on how much free time I have, got the gf over and she's been semi comatose since a heavy sesh on friday night so I've upped my shitposting a bit
>>61629787
going to screencap this post, dox you then show it to your girlfriend so she'll leave you
>>61629787
>put it in her pooper
Ideas as to what the Janny's up to at the moment?
New housemate has to be the nu-est nu-male I've ever seen lads. He is a twink, short, jewfro, thick glasses, constant wide eyed quizzical look, an eu flag patch sown on to his rucksack and get this... earlier I caught him watching TV and grating cheese into a bag with a cordless electric cheese grater.
>>61629896
>grating cheese into a bag with a cordless electric cheese grater.
why was he doing that
>>61629896
>cordless electric cheese grater
a what
>>61629896
pics
>>61629954
Something that only a numale would buy.
Can't imagine what kind of """"male"""" would think "ah yes I've got nothing better to do than grate cheese with my consumer electronic as grating cheese by hand when I need it is far too much effort"
There's literally nothing wrong with cordless electric cheese graters
>>61630056
Who grates cheese often enough to make purchasing one worthwhile though?
>>61629787
>/brit/ is full of sodomites
Figures.
>>61630056
any single use kitchen appliance is fag teir
>>61630121
I prefer to just gnaw on the block
Any good films on Netflix lads
>Why yes m'lady, I would never dream of committing the sin of sodomy, 'tis behaviour like this that brought down civilisations!
>>61630163
yes
>>61630140
Mad that you're so insecure that you wouldn't use a kitchen appliance for fear you wouldn't look manly enough lol.
>>61630163
dunno about that but I know they have added tons of star trek
*nods respectfully towards /brit/*
>yanks
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Please provide me your 4chan+ usernames and I will get one of my sales team to contact you to receive your free Grate-Eeze cordless electronic cheese grater
>>61630163
This was surprisingly good
Similar concept to borat in that it's scripted bits mixed in with talking to real people
might start another thread
>>61630163
double indemnity - nice old film noir
I've never met anyone as smart as me
mad respect to all the anons who stayed in this thread
>>61630276
fucking based!
>>61630280
This was quite disappointing
Worth a watch anyway if you have time to kill
/Brit/ should be a forbidden general for a week, just to encourage a stop this this multithread shittery.
>>61630330
can't help you with that
>>61630330
same
>>61630316
i'll join you if you do one
>>61630332
your dad sells avon
hm yes 4 thread that'll be fun
you cunts will ruin my Sunday afternoon with your thread wars
hope you are happy
did a cake
HE'S HERE
Guess we have the official thread
JANNYS WOKEN UP
GOD BLESS
>>61630490
Looks nice. What's in it?
>>61630482
it's not thread wars, one cunt is making a thread every 100 posts for "epic bantz"
