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potato famine edition
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Ah yes the national stereotype which helps to cover over the cracks of Britishness, or Englishness as it is the English who try to define the Union.

This England which is also the spiritual home of football hooliganism and NF skinheads, boyracers and illegal raves, where a few films spun-off from out of date sitcoms equals a 'film industry', where the Victorian english gentleman infects the TV, where the people are lost in the jingoism of Empire and World War Two, where culture stops and starts with the Beatles.

The English who don't want to be ruled by anyone else - let alone Johnny Foreigner - except just about all of England's rulers have been foreign from Knut to Saxe-Coburg via William the Conqueror. Where people profess cultural heritage and genetic purity when it is all a mish-mash of other peoples - Roman, Viking, Norman, Angles, Saxons, Celts. Th English are a product of their neighbours but effect a distaste for them.

This England with its cry-baby bullies and banal conversation who distrust 'the elites' while simultaneously turning to them - like a child turns to nanny - to sort things out and tell them everything will be OK. This England who constantly blames someone else for their problems, who complains when it can't join, complains when it does join and complains when it will no longer be joined. Where nothing is ever right, and everything is always wrong, and the classes are more alike than they admit to.

The bullies. boors, and the arrogant are finally throwing off the trappings of gentility and showing the real face of England to the world. And in this 'New World' England should be left to stand alone and release the Union and let Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland go - let the English stand on their own two feet and have no one else to blame but themselves.
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Reminder that Thaianon is the new Janitor

Do not upset him as he now has power over us
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inb4 the unpaid custodian
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>>61626994
His name is thai NONCE
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>>61626956
too soon
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fLKhBRluHio

choon
*reads the error message*
>Error: You must wait 3 minutes 44 seconds before posting a duplicate reply.
*a wide shot of my perplexed countenance*
*i press the 'Submit' button again*
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>article 50
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lapsidicaliantiniumonertilianucation
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAC9c4hBX4g

Ah yes, very impressive.
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Why do Irish hate England so much? You all look same
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>>61626988
Your dad sells avon
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gala > pink lady > granny smith > braeburn >>>>>>>>> cox
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>>61627016
It's thaiguy, pal
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>>61626982
As has been explained many times in the past week:

1) FTSE100 is not representative of the UK economy, its full of big multinational companies with globally diversified earnings and is somewhat dominated by mining companies.

2) That is presumably priced in GBP, its a different story priced in any other currency.

3) the markets are up on the expectation of Carney easing monetary policy to try and stop investment cratering
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seems like janny is letting this thread stay

he must be in a jovial mood today

maybe his mum got him his favourite flavour of hotpockets
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>>61627080
it's inflated because of the falling pound as well
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have no idea of when it's acceptable to make a new thread now
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ridiculous
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>brexit referendum is counted over night
>our election is supposed to take 1 month to count

hmmmmm
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>>61627134
Murk loar
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Not closing the tab with the other thread on as a precaution
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>>61627159
What you need is some cheap vote-counting Poles
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>>61627117
HAHAHAHA I LITERALLY SAW IT TURN PALE AHAHAHAH
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>>61627159
ours do it for free, yours will probably get a wage
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>>61627158
5 star dishes, different exotic bitches
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The custodian does it
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>>61627159
You being serious? They count our general election over 1 night too
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>>61627168
can you explienaidghtiandhgsin the system to me
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>>61627080
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>>61626956

bad edition
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find mindy kaeling oddly attractive
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making an arrangement
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I don't wanna leave the EU
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>>61627277
Think I care less now than when you posted this this morning
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having a go
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Janny you absolute Joey Flid I dare dare you to fucking delete my post you cunt.
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>>61627299
really made me think
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>>61627313
i'm going to post it until you care
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>wake up
>/int/'s archive still exists
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>>61627158
Would have expected a Euro Cup reference desu.
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Does anyone actually like the Danish leftie twat lmao
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>>61627309
Bongo bongo
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I wish Clover incorporated extra flags x
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what fuelled brexit more than anything else was our unfounded need to feel like the victim for once after watching everyone who was the victim by our hand.

pathetic rorke
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>clover
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>>61627333
It's called the euros nobody calls it euro cup
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>>61627080
This TBQH, look at the next 150 countries (in the FTSE250) for a better understanding, and convert to USD, and assume that the BoE wasn't planning to pump the economy full of more free money.
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drinking a ginger beer
it's funny because i have red hair
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>>61627372
how are you the victim of EU?
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>>61627390
Hmm
Not that funny
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>>61627390

and you're a queer haha
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>>61627218
wait no tuesday it looks like we're actually just waiting on a couple of places in western australia
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>>61627182
sanctuary are literally an invasion from within
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who votes for the liberal democrats in the UK? what appeal do they have against the tories and labour?
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>>61627413
we're not. but the people need to feel like the victim for once after witnessing all the colonies of brown people who claimed to the victim at our hand. sorry struggling to put it any other way if your english is bad
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>>61627418
actually false information
spreading this is not only harmful to me, but it promotes ignorance in the general public and degrades trust in our fellow posters. honestly wish you would abstain from that in the future.
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Might do a nap
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>>61627450
In 1906 to 1914 the Liberal Government passed reforms to help reduce poverty. Legislation included the introduction of old age pensions, free school meals, National Insurance and labour exchanges.
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>a man has been arrested for carrying an English flag with "fuck isis" written on it after a muslim complained.

Ah yes I guess islam = isis is confirmed very good.
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this cricket is going fucking mental outside my window lads
chirppy cunt needs to down a few to take the edge off haha
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>>61626956
>tfw Jews get to cash in on their genocide but we don't
what are doing wrong desu
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>>61627450
They've collapsed now but they got 23% of the vote in 2010 haha

They sold out a bit in coalition but people sued to vote for them because:
>Free uni
>Been campaigning for proportional representation for years
>Opposed the Iraq war

Few other things but you get the jist
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>>61627450
People who are a bit too sensible for the Greens like them.
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Found the mistake
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>implying living standards won't drop after we exit the eu
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As someone who voted remain I have fully accepted, after seeing the results, that the UK must leave the the EU.
Even though I voted remain I knew it was — and is — possible for the UK to do well outside the EU.

If countries like Australia, New Zealand, and Japan can set up trade deals with not only us but Europe and the rest of the world then why can't we?
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>>61627540
Your dad is an avon lady
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fuck sakes, the wife's son has locked me in the toilet again, that little rascal hehe

Fire brigade weren't happy last time I called them to get me out
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>>61627568
Your dad sells avon
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>girl superlikes me on tinder
>I match her
>she doesn't talk to me
why is this acceptable?
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>>61627158
it's the Scots who eat entrails and deep fry mars bars though
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>>61627500
does your gf just sleep all the time lad
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>>61627509
source wtf
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>>61627382
I was unaware you had to be special snowflakes in '68
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>>61627514
Well done for not being a pussy about it x
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too early for tea but I'm hungry now
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>>61627605
What could he possibly mean by this?
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>>61627570
saw an actual fire in someone's roof today. first thought it was just a farmer burning something

probably first time I've seen actual flames out of control
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can smell someone having a bbq

gibs me dat
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>>61627600

http://www.breitbart.com/london/2016/07/01/muslim-offended-fck-isis-flag-police-calling-incitement/
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>>61627598
If I don't keep her sedated she might escape
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>>61627656
Ah yeah sorry, my mixtape fell out of my pocket.
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*produces a superb rebuttal to your argument*
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>>61627514
>potato famine
>genocide

when will this meme end?
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>>61627664
>breitbart

ahh yes

I'm right wing but never bother reading breitbart desu
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*uses an as homonym*
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>>61627677
*resorts to ad hominem*
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>>61627586
Literally no one superlikes on purpose. It's always an accident
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>bought some shoes
>seemed to fit well
>get home and realise what if another size fits better
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>as homonym
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>>61627720
>as

kys
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how is /GF2016/ coming along lads?
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>>61627720
This has got to be irony
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watching a few vids about George Soros

seems like a nice guy
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>>61627693
Ah yes because it's breitbart it must be made up!
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>WHERE ARE YOUR FRIENDS TONIGHT
>WHERE ARE YOUR FRIENDS TONIGHT
>WHERE ARE YOUR FRIENDS TONIGHT
>WHERE ARE YOUR FRIENDS TONIGHT
>IF I COULD SEE ALL MY FRIENDS TONIGHT
>IF I COULD SEE ALL MY FRIENDS TONIGHT
>IF I COULD SEE ALL MY FRIENDS TONIGHT
>IF I COULD SEE ALL MY FRIENDS TONIGHT
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>>61627753
What's his name?
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https://twitter.com/TRobinsonNewEra/status/749611341460176896

the absolute madman
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>>61627724
I superlike on purpose
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>>61627825
Dan "the man with the plan" (to rape) Schneider
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>>61627825
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>>61627825

Ben "6 million more" Shapiro
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man's on road
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>>61627759
Meant ad homonym you mong
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>>61627626
desu that's bullshit that Americans come out with as an attack on blacks for always complaining slavery.
we didn't have it as bad as them
>>61627680
5 years and barely any relief given + food exports from Ireland increased during it
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Remember Juncker looks out for the EU, and doesn't pander to fringe desires. He is the emperor the EU needs.

Shame germany is going to be an english sycophant as usual
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>>61627844
And how's that working out for you? Girls see it as pretty desperate buddy
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Reminder that girls are fucking stupid and literally don't have any balls
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>>61627832
What t-shirt was he wearing then?
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>>61627927
le fox and le grapes
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>>61627919
I only superlike girls that probably don't get them and I normally wouldn't match with
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whats the name of that new song thats floating about atm thats sung in french and has a girl semi-rapping (also in french obv) toward the end?

have heard it several times over the last week or so but the moron DJs never bother to give the songs name or the artist
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>this triggers the janny

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1466204064238.webm
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might pick up one of these for my first car lol

only like 2 grand
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>>61627958
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what is this "dont talk to me or my son again" meme
is it just the wifes son thing but without the cuck part making it lose all meaning but normie friendly?
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>>61627984
Swimming pool
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list of scams:

>paying up front costs and subscriptions
>paying anything and being subjected to adverts

if you consent to either of these then you are dupe
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Len Mccluskey was great on the Marr show
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>>61628069
harsh
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Heya any Scots here? What's a good place to live in Glasgow for a maximum of 500PCM? I'm getting a job there in the city centre, and I don't own a car.
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>>61628074
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>>61628063
What model is it?
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>>61628063
what are running costs tho
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>>61628061
nope, they're just waiting for me.
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>Heya any Scots here? What's a good place to live in Glasgow for a maximum of 500PCM? I'm getting a job there in the city centre, and I don't own a car.
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>>61628093
>paying anything and being subjected to adverts
pretty standard for print media, doesnt bother me tbqh just skip that page
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>>61628138
running costs nothing and is healthy for you
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>I'm 5ft 8 and big so deal with that how you please

*un-matches*
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>Just spent £70 in Ikea

Fucking hell. £5 on cacti
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>>61628063
X type is truly the worst Jag in recent years, like a 3 series lmao.
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reminder that landlords are sub-human scum
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>>61628216
my dad's alright
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>>61628131
x type 3.0 SE

>>61628138
well it does like 27mpg and road tax is high and insurance is relatively high but not crazy

>>61628204
what one shall I get instead
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>>61628200
>tfw housemates killed my £5 plant when I went home one easter
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>>61628216

we should boycott them
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I have had 7 girls on tinder agree to a date or meeting in some way and have only ever met up with 1
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>>61627158
You know, I feel like this kind of comic is the sort of thing that would have made a British person support the BREXIT.
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>>61628252
Your dad sells avon
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>>61628274
Why?
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>>61628172
found the dupe
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>>61628291
bender
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>>61628312
neglect
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>>61628295
worked for me
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> old jag or bmw

Run confirmed
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any girl taller than 5'5'' might as well have a penis grafted on to her
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how do you know if a girl likes you?
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Q
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>>61628291
I only ever met 3 but had a 100% success rate and got a gf out of it

quality over quantity
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new thread
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>>61628355
manlet detected
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>>61628356
If you aren't sure then she doesn't
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>>61628373
closet homo detected
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>>61628356
Just talk to her for a long period of time and it should be clear.
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>>61628398
Are you fucking retarded
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>>61628317
they have all gone on to ignore me
>>61628366
yeah the 1 I did meet ended up touching my willy but I wouldn't exactly call her quality
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>>61628385
not true lad, most blokes are clueless when a girl likes them
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St Helens is proper runty at this hour
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>>61628398
Jan the man won't be happy about this.
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>>undefined
>Update
what
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Tonight's plans:

> Fuck up some nerds on TF2 while finishing off the last of this vodka
> Go out for a walk into town, 6pm ish, buy some beers and bread
> Come back home, cry a bit about how lonely I am
> Pop a diazepam and sayonara until Monday morning

r8 /10?
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>>61628398
still early you cunt no matter the janny
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Why are people unironically posting in the other thread
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Would it be fair to say it is in the national interest of the United Kingdom to see Trump elected?
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>>61628526

>going outside

FONT
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haha ha hmm reckon she's being serious or what?
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>>61628616
Possibly
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>>61628526
Haha cute meme.
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>Liverpool

Nah not a fan
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The thought of having a romantic partner doesn't appeal to me. I like being able to do what I want in my own house.
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we're in here
>>61628368
>>61628368
>>61628368
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>>61628526
>TF2
get overwatch you cheap faggot
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>>61628694
meme? this is my life
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I should take up smoking
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>>61628730
I tried overwatch and it feels dumbed-down and I didn't like it, prefer TF2 immensely
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>>61628753
Business idea: go fucking stay on reddit you useless twat
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>>61628730
€0.50+
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poo
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>>61628753
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>>61628788
Business memo: 'no'
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business idea: the existence of the white race and a future for white children
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>Corbyn """changed his mind""" about the EU to remain
>Ah yes very good

>Leadsome changed her mind from remain to leave
>omg what a fucking hypocrite fucking shameful what a snek
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novel sport idea: competitive shitposting
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>>61628368
>>61628368
>>61628368
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Novel idea: The War of the Threads
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>>61628975
fuck off
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ah yes the old threaddy splitteroo
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>>61629048
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both threads are dead as fuck
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unis are getting btfo by brexit
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>>61629188
>prime minister theresa may or michael gove
>more democratic

you're joking right?
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WHY THE FUCK ARE THESE MUPPETS POSTING IN THE OTHER THREAD
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St Helens is really runty at this hour
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>>61626988
>Northern Irish don't want to go
>Welsh don't want to go
fuck off cuckland, stop posting on int and deal with your crackhead problems
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This thread shit is retarded..

getting janny's manager on the phone right now
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scotland will leave not immediately after brexit but when it becomes apparent how much power and influence the UK will have lost as a result of its exit .

by then financially independence could be a better alternative
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>>61627158
k
http://softpower30.portland-communications.com/ranking/
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JANNY
I NEED YOU
HELP US
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I step away for 5 minutes to make coffee and a second thread gets made...
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>>61629514
she looks fucking hidous
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hey lads it's me
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>>61629599
mario?
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>>61629514
is your girlfriend a mannequin?
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>>61629514

C L E A N
L
E
A
N

also is your gf bedridden
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>>61629514
Holy fucking kek it's desklad. Where have you been the last 3 months? Was beginning to think the missus had stabbed you in your sleep
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>>61629692
where have you been more like

melt
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>>61629710
Why are you being such a mong?
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>>61629710
>this fucking arseblasted irishman
Keep crying, maisie is fucking disgusting too
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>>61629644
sometimes I wish she was, she can be a bit like that girl in the episode of the It crowd where they have the dinner party and one of them is always doing finger quotations.

Yes she can be annoying and no she isn't the most attractive girl I've been with but she loves me and cooks me amazing food and buys me things and lets me put it in her pooper and ultimately those things are more important to me.
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>>61629692
I dip in an out depending on how much free time I have, got the gf over and she's been semi comatose since a heavy sesh on friday night so I've upped my shitposting a bit
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>>61629787
going to screencap this post, dox you then show it to your girlfriend so she'll leave you
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>>61629787
>put it in her pooper
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Ideas as to what the Janny's up to at the moment?
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New housemate has to be the nu-est nu-male I've ever seen lads. He is a twink, short, jewfro, thick glasses, constant wide eyed quizzical look, an eu flag patch sown on to his rucksack and get this... earlier I caught him watching TV and grating cheese into a bag with a cordless electric cheese grater.
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>>61629896
>grating cheese into a bag with a cordless electric cheese grater.

why was he doing that
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>>61629896
>cordless electric cheese grater
a what
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>>61629896
pics
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>>61629954
Something that only a numale would buy.

Can't imagine what kind of """"male"""" would think "ah yes I've got nothing better to do than grate cheese with my consumer electronic as grating cheese by hand when I need it is far too much effort"
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There's literally nothing wrong with cordless electric cheese graters
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>>61630056
Who grates cheese often enough to make purchasing one worthwhile though?
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>>61629787
>/brit/ is full of sodomites

Figures.
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>>61630056
any single use kitchen appliance is fag teir
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>>61630121

I prefer to just gnaw on the block
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Any good films on Netflix lads
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>Why yes m'lady, I would never dream of committing the sin of sodomy, 'tis behaviour like this that brought down civilisations!
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>>61630163
yes
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>>61630140
Mad that you're so insecure that you wouldn't use a kitchen appliance for fear you wouldn't look manly enough lol.
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>>61630163
dunno about that but I know they have added tons of star trek
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*nods respectfully towards /brit/*
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>yanks
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Hello, I'm the creator and CEO of Grate-Eeze cordless electronic cheese graters and I would like to assure you that our Grate-Eeze cordless electronic cheese graters are suitable for people from all walks of life.

As a token of good faith and to prove that Grate-Eeze cordless electronic cheese graters are something that you can enjoy too, I am happy to send everyone in this thread a free Grate-Eeze cordless electronic cheese grater.

Please provide me your 4chan+ usernames and I will get one of my sales team to contact you to receive your free Grate-Eeze cordless electronic cheese grater
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>>61630163
This was surprisingly good

Similar concept to borat in that it's scripted bits mixed in with talking to real people
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might start another thread
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>>61630163
double indemnity - nice old film noir
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I've never met anyone as smart as me
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mad respect to all the anons who stayed in this thread
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>>61630276
fucking based!
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>>61630280
This was quite disappointing

Worth a watch anyway if you have time to kill
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/Brit/ should be a forbidden general for a week, just to encourage a stop this this multithread shittery.
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>>61630330
can't help you with that
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>>61630330
same
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>>61630316
i'll join you if you do one
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>>61630332
your dad sells avon
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hm yes 4 thread that'll be fun
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you cunts will ruin my Sunday afternoon with your thread wars

hope you are happy
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did a cake
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HE'S HERE
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Guess we have the official thread
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JANNYS WOKEN UP

GOD BLESS
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>>61630490
Looks nice. What's in it?
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>>61630482

it's not thread wars, one cunt is making a thread every 100 posts for "epic bantz"
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One minute janny is on a vehement rampage with lightning speed reaction to k-pop posts, early threads and such.

Now we are dealing with multiple thread wars

Is he on his lunch break?
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https://youtu.be/3kHk0ekzK9U
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>>61630533
Do people realise that if they stopped spamming shit and baiting the janitor, he'd leave us alone?
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>>61630490
coffee and walnut?
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Rank this paper.
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really want to cry but am physically unable to

bloody male hormones
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so. tomorrow I have to drive to dublin. dublin, of all places.
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>>61630544
haha never mind lads he's back on the ball
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>>61630544
>lunch break
mate it's clearly fucking dinner time yeah
>>
>>61630211
the only thing ive watched for going on two years now. there is so much. did you guys not have all the treks on netflix over there until recently?
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>X at Xpm works for me.

>For all first timers I need a 50 deposit via bank transfer to secure the session (nothing personal, I've just had a few people who have booked and just not turned up recently - a few idiots will always ruin it for everyone!) with the rest payable in cash on the day.

>My details are:

>Sort code: XX-XX-XX
>Account number: XXXXXXXX

>Please send a text to me on XXXXXXXXXXXXX with your name and day/time of the session as soon as you have transferred the money and I'll get it all booked in.
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>>61630563
Hello Janny
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>>61630584
Theres like 15 dublins in the US, good job being vague as fuck.
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>>61630605

Poleaboo you know you're banned >>>/r9k/29699081
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>>61630603
yeah, only got them recently on uk netflix i think
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>>61630605
Definitely a scam
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>>61630580
Try this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cHFYEQRnQew
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>>61630626
>Not getting the meme

And you're Irish as well.
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>>61630542
>>61630566

and other cake stuff of course
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>>61630573
neo-liberal globalist propaganda: the magazine
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>>61630573
Tony Blair: the magazine
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>>61630654
nah, she's a pro-domme

taking deposits is pretty standard
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ah yes water very refreshing
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I'm completely insane lads haha
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How does it make left wingers feel that there will never ever be a labour prime minister as successful as Tony Blair haha
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>>61630563
janny can get fucked purely due to him stopping us from making threads at 310 and not stopping any of the other generals
>>
feel shit all day until I have alcohol very refreshing
>>
>>61630755
Thank you for reminding me to ingest a glass of water and hydrate my body, Mister.
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>>61630749
Enjoy getting beaten up by two polish blokes and having all your money stolen when you turn up
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>>61630756
hahaha what a spacker
>>
lost a quid somewhere in my house and have no idea where

where would be a place to check
>>
>>61630765
>Implying labour voters miss the man that imported mass immigration into their very towns and communities
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Do you guys call janitors jannies in real life? I thought it was just a Scottish thing 2bh.
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>>61630765
well only thatcher can hold up to blair desu

blair ruined politics
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>>61630630
such an awesome show. which series is your favorite? i grew up with TNG mostly, but now after watching all of them i think i can say i liked DS9 the best
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lost a squid somewhere in my house and have no idea where
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>KeemStar
ah yes
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>>61630809

let it go, it's gone
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>>61630756
schmuck of the Irish
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>>61630822
Kek Blair even out did Thatcher

Bigger majority in each of his 3 elections that even her and had the highest approval ratings of pretty much any politician
>>
>>61630809
*pulls it from behind your ear*

;)
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>>61630858
no, i hate losing stuff

it was in my pocket just earlier
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>>61630839
check the bath mate
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> Tony Blair
umm more like
Tony
B- LIAR
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>>61630869
please give it back
>>
>>61630873
If you forget about it, you're basically paying a pound to have a nice surprise at some point in the future when you find it again.
>>
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>>61630828
I really enjoy most of them, but there is something very comfy about DS9 being mostly set in 1 point in space, it's got an almost soap opera feel to it but with added space jews and shit.
Really didn't enjoy enterprise, watched a handful of episodes and decided it wasn't for me.
Overall I'd have to say TNG is my favourite though.
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>>61630857
who
>>
>>61630918
More like TORY B-LIAR hahahahaahahahah
>>
>>61630926
I don't want a surprise though, i want to find it
>>
>>61630936
SHUT THE FUCK UP PADDY I'M SICK OF YOUR SHIT
>>
>>61630921
*gets your nose*
Which one do you want back?
>>
>>61630946

SAVAGE
>>
>>61630936
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oChvoP8zEBw
>>
>>61630976
FUCK OFF JUST GIVE IT BACK
>>
>>61630974
Take it easy Nige.
>>
need a bf to bake cakes for
>>
*Catt sits next to open door*
*Do a door opening motion*
*Cat comes inside*

Ahh yes very intelligent
>>
*slaps you in the nuts*
>>
Going to meditate now for five minutes.
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>>61631054
>>
just 16 a pickup truck
out of money out luck
got no where to call my own
hit the gas and here i go
>>
>>61631097
*starts playing the drums out of rhythm in the next room*
>>
might unironically kill myself right now
>>
>>61627353
What do you mean extra? I'm on clover and don't INT often
>>
>>61630330
Street smart? Book smart? Autistic?
>>
>game isn't going to be streamed

Fuck. That means I'm actually going to have to watch it with my family and I wont be able to shitpost on /sp/. NOT happy.
>>
Business idea: delete your own posts so it looks like janno is about
>>
>>61630935
the first season of ENT sucks no doubt. but honestly, it gets better once the show gets running. the "xindi" arc goes on for too long, but by the fourth season it was honeslty getting awesome. but then they axed it... and now all we have left is jj-trek and the hope that the new series isn't even fucking worse. life as a trekkie is the definition of suffering
>>
>>61631111
>>61631123
I have a condition. Delete this ableism.
>>
done a new
>>61631206
>>61631206
>>61631206
>>
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>>61631167
>his household has one television
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>>61631178
Was Renegades any good?
>>
>>61631213
EMBARRASSING attempt.
>>
>>61631053
Hello to you too.
>>
>people think the janitor is power mad instead of just doing his job

You people are spoiled.

FYI, this is what Britain is going to be like once we have Prime Minister May
>>
I see our voluntary chum is still working his socks off
>>
>blair wants to ignore brexit and remain in the EU
>says the people don't know what they want
>>
thaianon was very offended by the content of that thread and had to delete it
>>
>>61631224

Three TV's but only one connected to good old fashioned cable. Normally when I watch a game it's in my room streaming from BBC or something, but because ITV are such cunts I can't do that.
>>
>>61631238
not really. tim russ seems like a cool guy, but star trek has always been about humanity being the good guys. i just don't think the universe and all the lore attached lends itself well to an edgy, morally grey narrative. also renegades was like 10000% cgi

but i'll take bad-trek over no-trek. hating on things is fun too
>>
>>61631397
>Job
>Zero renumeration
>>
>>61631397
what rule did the new thread make then?
>>
>>61631442
You do realise you can stream the game from the ITV website, or STV if i Scotland.
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Really makes you think
>>
doing a sad think
>>
gove's mouth looks like a flapping vagina
>>
>>61631585
WOW xx
>>
>>61631563

I'm not signing up for that shit faggot.
>>
>>61631603
wow :^)
>>
where's good to buy a tv?
>>
>>61631585
Slowly but surely civilising the savages.

perhaps soon the white man's burden will be lifted
>>
what do you think lads? should i spend another hour trying to get to sleep to no avail?
>>
>>61631588
same lad, what is yours about?
>>
>>61631625
I know a guy, doesn't ask any questions if you don't have a license.

Meet me round the back of the Pheasant in an hour. Bring cash.
>>
>>61631636
why are you sleeping, its only 6:10 PM
>>
Getting my weekly dose of Gavin McInnes on Rebel Media
>>
>>61631585
it's about fucking time. maybe this new generation of MENA's will stop being so fucking retarded and barbaric. the folks over in the /mena/ threads seem like alright cunts
>>
>>61631585
V PROUD XOXO
>>
not a fan of everyone ignoring my hilarious posts
>>
>>61631636
not having some night nurse/codeine on standby to help with sleepless nights

baka senpai
>>
found a fucking CONKER in my desk draw lads haha
>>
>>61631585
This one actually did make me think haha
>>
Business idea: DON'T do it for free,
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need to go hiking
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>>61631749
i must have missed them

can you point them out so i can laugh at them
>>
>>61631832
penalhus
>>
>>61631772
i used to take valium but i have a new doctor who won't renew my prescription because he's a young guy and he still cares or something
>>
>>61631832
i didn't actually do any posts haha
>>
if Stephen Fry was sad he'd by Stephen Cry
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>>61631749
fuck off cunt you aren't as interesting or funny as you think you are and you should feel bad about it
>>
>>61631859
cheeky ahaha
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>>61631859
hahaha
>>
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>>61631875
then explain how i laugh at my own posts all day
>>
>>61631817
dat traverse

where is this?
>>
>>61631845
just hold your breath for a while. you will get dizzy and want to lie down
>>
i still like herts even if he hates me
>>
>>61631817
mate you've been whinging about this all week, where do you live? I'll give you a lift to the peak district and we'll go hiking
>>
>>61631982
holding your breath is not calming at all
>>
this chocolate milk doesn't taste right
>>
>>61632011
you have to keep going past that point
>>
>>61631944
between slovakia and poland
>>
anyone seen the liquid stool sample I left in the fridge?
>>
time for a new thread lads
>>
just did a poo in some lads chocolate milk haha
>>
>>61632010
been UK hiking before on a few peaks and such, boring compared to what's waiting out there in the world
>>
>>61631202
ok soz babe
>>
NEW THREAD

>>>61632068
>>>61632068
>>>61632068
>>
England sucks!
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>>61631817
Hiked stauntons way last month
>>
>>61628121
You can easily find a place in the west end for £400 not including bills. Depending on the location, you can be in the centre of Glasgow in 20 minutes.
>>
will watching youtube videos eat into my monthly data limit more than just DLing the mp4 and watching it from the hard drive? or is there any difference?

only recently had to start paying for my internet after years of having it free so dunno jack shit about having to manage my usage
>>
>>61632206
>Ireland
>internet
kek
>>
>>61632206
You don't have unlimited internet, or are you talking about phone data?
>>
>>61632410
Unlimited data in Ireland?!?!

Do I look like I can afford billpay?
>>
>>61632592
I apologize. It seems there's much I don't understand and about Ireland. In the US, generally we pay flat monthly for unlimited internet usage. Can't afford unlimited phone data myself, but that's also somewhat common
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