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british countryside edition
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>only deleted the picture
you stupid dopey cunt janny
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>file deleted

Fail. Start again.
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the janitor is legit a fucking moron and should probably get his retarded brain tested to identify why he's such a mouth breathing dumb cunt
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He does it for ____?
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>britain
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Rate my doggo
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/commonwealtrh is still up
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>>61624062
kpop runts belong in the ground

get him janny, GO ON
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>>61624050
Good lad, this janny is an absolute spastic.
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>>61624058
is that a beagle
very cute
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>>61624057
liverpool on the map
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>>61624050
you're in trouble janny you fat faggot. can't even clean up an anime image board right hahaha fuck how much are they paying you? oh that's right lmao for free
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*smashes janny's head into smitherines for being a petty waste of hot pockets*
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I'm sorry lads but as long as janny keeps deleting kpop nonce shit I am 100% in favour of his reign of terror. Godspeed you janitor.
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>>61624062
The Janny is LITERALLY in this thread right now, monitoring out posts

FUCK OFF YOU PRICK
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Just gave some feedback.
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deletes
>>61623978

doesn't delete
>>61620051
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RIP my hopes and dreams I don't wanna wake up
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>>61624128
This 2bh
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Janny I will give you $4 if you kill yourself
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suggest me a film to watch lads, very bored
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Was it CP or what? I'm confused.
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>>61624160
I'm sure he's getting paid more than that per hour lad
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>>61624171
it was this
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>>61624105

yes he is a lil beagle pup
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>>61624169
Falling Down, bit sad but it's pretty fun.
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Hannah Diamond number 1 hit smash when
>>61624128
Literally this, he's one of our own
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How much did you guys make at work last week? Me? I made £317 last week. Certainly I didn't do any work for free because I am not a pathetic little cuckold.

But let us discuss British culture, for that is what this post is really about: staying on topic and posting within the confines of the rules of this board. Yes I do enjoy British culture, tea and crumpets and such, and because this post is about the discussion of international cultures it is perfectly legitimate and there is no grounds on which to remove it.
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5 hours and she hasn't replied lads
c'est la vie...
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>>61624169
kes
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newsflash lads: janny is a fucken nerd ahahahahahahahahhaha
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>>61624208
hahaha
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>>61624197
which girl ed
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>>61624189
>Hannah Diamond
ulster?
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>>61624169
My Afternoons with Margueritte
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>>61624169
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r4WlNj1TTqA
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you either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the villian
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>>61624208
hahahaha
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>>61624011
I assumed it was a joke about Britain being deforested and a bit shit
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GOD BLESS JANNY

THANK YOU FOR DELETING K-CRAP
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>>61624169
city of god
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>>61624238
In the 90s you could be both
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>>61624169
Plastic, watched it last night top film
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come on then janny u cunt come on then *head butts the fucken air in front of me*
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The janitor deleting things is resulting in more shitposting

...?
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>>61624234
you complete and utter lad

I've been looking for this for ages
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>>61624105

>bragging about £317 a week

Mate, I'll make that in a day

I'm making a few grand on eBay a month too
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>>61624195
about 700 from work and nearly a grand back in tax
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>>61624223
Aye
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*steps the janny*
BENJI MARSHALL
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Recommend me something to watch now that game of thrones is finished for the year.

I don't like capeshit trash like flash, arrow or anything like that btw
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>>61624281
threads where he doesn't get involved are comfy and people rarely rule break

every thread he get's involved with turns to shit
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>>61624282

Looks good, however that's not enough drink for all those crisps, at the bare minimum it'd be two cans desu
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>>61624283
no probs its a very comfy film, i posted the soundtrack by accident but i refuse to correct my own posts outside a reply to another.
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>braggin how much money you earn

no amount of money can open that vault door of a third eye
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>>61624355
cry more kpop nonce
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>>61624282
>lemon
>lime
>apple
>raspberry
>potato
VERY healthy lunch 9.5/10
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>>61624352
Sopranos
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>>61624352
Mad Men, Boardwalk, Sopranos, original Miami Vice

if you dont not watch these you are a shrew
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>>61624282
innocent MENTIONED
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deeply lonely lads, it's great banter

the banter just keeps coming
it's like being in a torrential rainstorm all the time except the raindrops are made of distilled bants
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>>61624372
this is the third time you mistaken me for the kpop nonce

sort yourself out lad
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>>61624282
had sensations the other week, they were p nice
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>>61624372
The slag posting is significantly more noncey than the kpop stuff tbqh.
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>>bragging about £317 a week
>Mate, I'll make that in a day
>I'm making a few grand on eBay a month too
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business idea: tie a whole lot a ............. balloons to janny ahaha............. watch him rise i................nto the sky................. i hear it gets cold........... up there janny...............lol
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>>61623741
>>61623741
Janny should be preparing for a busy night ahead
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Me
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>>61624403
nice, anymore of that story?
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he............................hey janny....................... i hope you ......... i hope you pain................. janny.............. i ihope you like the screams...................................................................................................... the screams janny ahahahahahahahhahahahaahhahaahahahahahahaha
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>>61624414

ok kid
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>>61624475
baited
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Reminder that apophenia exists
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>>61624352
Rome
Deadwood
The Wire
Sopranos
Mad Men
Twin Peaks
Luther
Breaking Bad
True detective S1
Fargo
House of Cards
Six Feet Under
Battlestar galactica
Peaky Blinders
The Shield
Boardwalk empire
Justified
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>>61624457
do NOT i repeat do NOT get oven ones they're top SHITE
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>>61624423
>>61624470
well structured posts
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Lads did a bit of krokodil. Think I'm getting those famous munchies haha I'm so off it
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>>61624475
>3G

lmao, poorcuck detected
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>>61624475
doxxed
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>>61624475
Ah yes, Virgin Mobile, the network of choice for rich people
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>>61624475
what do you sell m8
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>>61624475
what are you selling?
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>>61624475
>virgin
Bet you are one too hahahaha
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****************************this message is for janny***********************************


you.........are DEAD....................DEAD meat pal............................................. enjoy........................................................... ahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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>>61624475
>3G

Lmao look at this povvo cunt larping as a big shot. Bet you by Hugo boss clothes to pretend you're rich, too. Lmao
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>>61624475
t. spent £4,850 on stock
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business idea: a bomb that looks like a wallet. someone tries to mug you, hand him the bomb
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how shall............................. i wear your scalp janny.........................a te a........... a teeee a................. a tea party janny................ just me and ur ...............ahahahaha...............scalpless body..........................hm???
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Hey, hey /brit/

They're

They're TUBE socks

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!
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>3G
>2016

Haha, fuck me.
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Post elephants
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*emerges from solid concrete wall*

right lads!
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>>61624632
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>>61624414
>>61624500

You have a problem with unlimited everything for £18?

I'm 18 and making more than you lot.
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i am still using 3g because i have an old phone
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sick of seeing #GrowingUpBritish

tell your normies to shut the fuck up
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Gf is pissing me off today, you losers are lucky you don't have to listen to this shit.
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Mates is it just me or is there something special about big asian tits compared to white or black?
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>>61624667
>getting this upset
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>>61624667
lmao
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who /pep/ here?
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>>61624646
>HDR
turn this off
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what does a girls hair feel like
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>>61624680
don't care
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>>61624646
i drew this
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>>61624667
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>>61624540
>>61624551

Electronics

>>61624580

ok
>>61624641

VM doesn't offer 4g to non business customers desu, my area doesn't even have 4g yet anyway
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>>61624667
wooow 100 pounds?

please buy me a car lad
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>>61624719
Is that an eleFONT
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>>61624672
was expecting "drinking tea lol" but this is actually quite a good one haha

mm yes
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what does jannys removed scalp feel like?
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>>61624641
>giffgaff
you sure showed him
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>3G

Alright grandad? Didn't know they still did dial-up these days.
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>>61624707
why?
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>>61624692
>>61624699
>>61624720
you'll work for me one day
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swag holla at me woop
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>>61624646
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Why is Jezza hiring lefty students as MPs?
This country is a disaster
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>>61624758
*knocks you out dead*
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>>61624641
>Giffgaff

Oh my sides

Get on a REAL network
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>>61624725

total received is this year so far mate, so yeah I could buy you a car with it
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>>61624755
because it poses no benefit unless you have a flagship camera/phone and it also takes ages for the photo to process when you take the picture

if you turn HDR off, your photos will take 5x faster
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>>61624740
Not the guy you're replying to but giffgaff is a solid network. If you're not a contract-cuck, they usually have the best deal.
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>>61624641
so impressive m8 wow
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>>61624778
i bet this is a samsung or LG

when will they get rid of their stupid shit UI
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lads, got back nearly $6 from Project FI, wahey!
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>>61624778
wew, what do you sell boyo?
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>>61624789
I have a moto 2g is it good enough?

also I was wondering why sometimes my pictures didn't save.
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>>61624778
Post a picture of your monthly bill m8 + your texts, data and mins. I'll wait, don't worry.
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>>61624775
because he bangs the shit out of them that's why
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>>61624812
LG G5

It's not terrible
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>>61624830
south koreans are out of touch with the consumer
that's why american phones are superior

>>61624821
turn it off, you legitimately do not need it and it just wastes time and space
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>>61624781
£100 in six months, so £200 a year, assuming this began at birth, £3600

Nice little second hand runaround for that
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need a 3d gf now
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>He doesn't own a Galaxy S7

What's wrong? Too poor to own the best smartphone on the market? Hahaha you absolute melons
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>>61624737
no one outside the UK cares though except for those pesky britboo tumblr yanks.
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>>61624851
This is the only new phone on the market with a metal body, IR blaster, removable battery, SD card slot, a fucking headphone jack.

LG are the only ones that seem to be listening
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>>61624655
oooh yeah! *tee hee*
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>people actually thinking they can btfo me when I'm paying £18 a month for unlimited everything on virgin mobile which is actually just the EE network

lmaoing
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>>61624864
lad, asexual is way to go. trust me
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>>61624878
I own Galaxy S7
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>>61624878
>not the edge

binman detected
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>>61624851
Hmm how is it
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*tick*
*tock*
*tick*
*tock*

oh, hello janny, fancy meeting you, in my dungeon, tied up, surrounded by hungry rats and roaches...

oh, is it runt feeding time? well, just stay there, they like the taste of swine
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Only have TEN MINUTES to look up a good porno before I need to go to bed

Fuck!!!!
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>>61624896
how fucking insecure are you

absolute runt
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>>61624896
just stop lad, you're embarrassing yourself.
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>>61624896
Play your cards close to your chest, mate, never reveal your hand.
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>>61624857

are you sense? Total received is 38BTC

38BTC is £19.4k.
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>>61624851
>>61624904
it looks a bit grainer? idk desu

i'll turn it on if i think i really need the quality

>>61624766
your cat looks just like my cat :)
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>>61624896
>unlimited 3G is j-just the same as 4G r-right guys haha it's just the same as the EE network guys haha I win

Can't imagine being this desperately poor.
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>>61624889
LG G5 is a top phone lad, not saying its bad

south koreans like to shove gimmicky shit onto phones that nobody ever uses though, that's the problem
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>>61624878
I own an LG G5

Fuck the Exynos cancer

>>61624896
Virgin buy bandwidth from EE, and they do not buy enough for their customers

so does every single MVNO
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>Look at me I have £16000 of savings

fucking lmao
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>Virgin Media
>Doesn't even have 4G in 2016
I can't breathe lads
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>>61624928
I am sense yes.

I'll be honest, I never ran the tests, Lisa. I saw someone say £100 and ran with it. Over the hills and far away.
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>>61624914
>>61624916

2nd deadly sin.
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>>61624972
Hello sense, I am dense
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>he doesn't have a Nexus/vanilla device

what is the point of any other android phone?
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Isn't it incredible how the debates were perfectly fine until Brexit won, now suddenly everyone was "misinformed"
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>>61624896
You're a twat I'm still on 3G for a similar reason except I only pay £10 and still get unlimited
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>>61624981
>mfw pride
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>3G in 2016

imagine actually living on a farm
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>I edit screenshots to make a handful of unemployed runts on a Mongolian cat fanciers forum think I'm wealthy
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>>61624981
1st and 7th
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love the word "runt"

so satisfying
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>>61625009
my oneplus one doesn't support the 4g bands here lmao
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>>61624968

I'm 18 and that's an paypal stealth bank, look it up and you too could start making actual money.

>>61624972

I meant dense, oh well
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>He doesn't own a Moto /g/

lmao
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>tfw still own the Nokia N95

Why should I bother buying another phone when nothing has topped the N95 yet?
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What's a 3G?
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>>61625035
>an paypal

did you drop out of school to amount such staggering levels of wealth?
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*slaps you in the nuts*
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>3G
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>He's supposedly rich
>He has a two year old phone with 3G

I'm a poor arrogant student and I have a better life than this mong lmfao
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>>61625038
moto g is just the affordable option, its not a great phone

at least go with a Moto X Play or something
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I'm an entrepeuneur too
I buy trainers from the charity shop and tell people I'm selling them for a charity
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fuck lewis hamilton

fucking cheating nigger
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>>61625003

what network? Unlimited texts calls and Internet? Decent if so

>>61625009

Countryside, try to stay away from townies and non whites
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SCREECHING at this thread right now, absolutely WAILING
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>>61625036
Master criminal you ain't
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>>61625038
If the Moto G had NFC, I'd buy one right now
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>Poleaboo left his phone off for a few days
>Charged it up and saw there was a voicemail
>Only today got around to listening to it
>It was an interview offer from Subway
>no phone number to reply to as it didn't seem to register as a missed call

Kill me
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>>61625065
Can you rephrase this into a business idea?
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>>61625092
what do you use nfc for
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>>61625035
reported your account
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>>61625009
>>61624969
>>61624946
>>61625060
there's literally no easier way to spot a chav m8s lmao it's just a phone
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>>61625036

Remember who scammed you out of that Bitcoin lad? :)
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>>61625101
Android Pay
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Love it when poor people try to brag about how 'rich' they are on /brit/ lol
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>those two dommes blocked me on one account and other other they are reading my messages but not replying

Might buy some credits so I can send them a SMS message through adultwork
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Lads I'm visiting Coventry in a couple of weeks and probs gonna have 1 or 2 free days.

Anyone recommend anywhere I should go/something to do?
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>>61625058
Liverpool mentioned
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>>61625060

iPhone 6s, it's not that bad
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My sin is wrath

Aroooooooooooooooooooooo

fear me normoids
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where do you think phones will be in 5 years time lads?
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had a good lol over this webm yesterday

just thought I'd share haha x
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>>61625162
in my pocket
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>>61625162
same as now but slightly better
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>>61625092
What the FUCK is NFC?
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>>61625162
In my pocket
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>>61625162
Probably not far off where we are now unless battery technology advances dramatically.
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>>61625138
>Liverpool
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Just spent £300 on front row seats to see Akala tell me what to think
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>>61625122
looks scary af 2bh
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>>61625155
oooo what are you going to do??
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>pride and joy
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>>61625199
my moto X has a 3600mah battery and it lasts for like 2 days

we have reached the technological limit with lithium ion batteries, and nobody seems to be wanting to put the 'breakthroughs' we get every single week into real consumer technology
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>>61625203
>ABL scum
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>>61625122
why do you want that? it's just a contactless card but imo more risky
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>>61625084
02
Unlimited texts and 300 minutes
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>>61625212
'I need to book a one-way ticket to Switzerland'
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lads.
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>wigan
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>>61625224
idk break stuff

maybe

I don't want to get in too much trouble, mumsy says I have to be home by 6pm
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>>61624998
I cannot stand people who try to make political points in /brit/
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>>61625234
I have to ask HSBC for a contactless card, fuck that

>>61625231
what
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>>61625246
didn't rotate my head to observe this
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I'm on a £15/month unlimited 3g, 500 mins, unlimited texts with T-mobile (EE) that isn't linked to inflation lmaooooooo

Gonna have it for life laddos
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leg muscles have been spazzing for 2 hours
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http://www.strawpoll.me/10654558
http://www.strawpoll.me/10654558
http://www.strawpoll.me/10654558

Anyone make any bets?
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That was a rare Bradley btw, I got him to come to mine and pose for some photos
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>>61625285
Can I save it?
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A K A L A
K
A
L
A
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>>61625308
It's all yours, friend
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>Liverpool
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>>61625282
>>
>>61625246
dare you to down the pickle juice
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHkUK_W2nuo

YANKS ABSOLUTELY DESTROYED HOW WILL THEY EVER RECOVER
>>
>>61625314
don't even want it lol
>>
>>61625282
i'm betting you're cute
>>
How's your QPU alignment today lads?
>>
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>why yes i do reveal my bank account savings on an anonymous bulletin board
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>>61625189
he's going to get varucas
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>>61625344
I'm betting your gay
>>
how do i stop being pathetic
>>
Ah yes it's a "gf is being a moody cunt for no apparent reason" episode, I do love these.

the next gf has to be mentally stable, I'm quite done with this rubbish
>>
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>>61625340
You're going to save it and you're going to like it or consequences
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ah yes
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>>61625397
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>>61625370
only 4 u
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>>61625411
They are all mental, go gay or get used to it
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>>61625325
/concern/

>>61625344
*kisses you*
no homo haha
x
>>
>>61625411
>gf

stopped reading there as I know there is nothing or worth in a post like that
>>
>>61625346
hit and mis
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>>61625413
pffft you think a woman can shoot me?

baka

>>61625431
bit gay that
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>>61625444
>>gf
stopped reading there
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>>61625444
Your dad sells avon
>>
>>61625447
try harder lad, you really don't want to mess it up after building up speed for 12 hours
>>
>>61625417
I've been enjoying your posts
>>
Neo-Janny doesn't fuck around, he runs a tight ship. He's completely blown the fuck out of shit-posters, new thread autism and weeb nonces.
>>
>mfw render blocking scripts

ummm I don't think so
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>>61625478
I'm already stuck misaligned
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>weeb nonces
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>>61625483
>weeb nonces
Stopped reading there
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>>61625461
ha joke's on you, I was just pretending to be gay
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>>61625483
>>
>>61625509
did you raise the skuttlebug correctly?
>>
>>61625555
say goodbye to your posting rights
>>
>>61625522
So did everyone else :^)
>>
>>61625555
quite a lot of skin in this one, janny won't like it
>>
>>61625555
I know literally nothing about Coventry
>>
>>61625526
*hears you through an open window as my finger hovers over the doorbell*
*I drop the presents I bought you on the floor and walk away dejectedly in the rain*
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>>61625522
gog
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>>61625555
spoiler that HOG
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>>61625601
go away gay?

get out grinch?
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>>61625573
I may have cut a few corners
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Just found this pic of the new Janny

He's on the left, Weeb untermesnch lined up for execution on the right.
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bsUWK-fixiA
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>>61625624
good old gimmick
>>
cat seems to be VERY comfy behind my monitor

getting a bit jealous ngl
>>
>>61625134
Go into Birmingham, Coventry is a shithole with nothing to do
>>
>>61625659
get behind there yourself mate. Two can play at that game hehe x
>>
Can't decide if to make a cup of tea or go to KFC.
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>>61625638
I am drone

*kill*
>>
>>61625598
I need to stop dictating all my posts out loud :\\
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>>61625681
both???
>>
>>61625639
wow thank goodness for feminism otherwise women would be sexual objects
>>
I play FIFA on PC.
>>
>>61625710
Voice to text is the patrician way to post. Means you can masturbate at the same time.
>>
>>61625639
>come in through the front door and leave it at the backdoor

what does she mean by dis?
>>
I play Team Fortress 2
>>
The fire rises
>>
test
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>I play Team Fortress 2
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brb rebuilding the fleet
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>>61625784
since when does the uk have f-35's in europe
>>
>>61625739
I'm ashamed enough when I read my posts, I don't need to say them out loud either haha
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>>61625799
Since a few days ago.
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>>61625799
ahh yes dont worry Nedercuck, we definitely won't blockade your ports ;^)
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>He doesn't play TF2
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>>61625799
Since we bought them
>>
Another week another rape gang in the UK

Oxford edition

>The victim was plied with drink and drugs between the ages of 13 and 15 and passed around "like a piece of meat".

>The offences included rape and indecent assault. On one occasion the girl was taken to woodland and told she would have her neck snapped.

>She was in the care system when the abuse started and it continued between 1999 and 2007.

http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-oxfordshire-36526128

http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-oxfordshire-36490958
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>>61625836
ah

>>61625840
>>61625849
we had them first lmao
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>>61625831
Oh, oh yeah, ohhhh ooooooho hOOOOOHHHHHH GOOOOOOOODDDDDD HHHHHUUUUNNNNNGNGNGGGG

[heavy breathing]
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>>61625859
ayy lmao
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>>61625879
Janny is going to mop up this post
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>>61625854
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>>61625417
janny thinks his powers are never ending, doesn't he

well janny, dare tell me, can your little warnings stop me from tieing you up and throwing you in my van?
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>>61625854
>2007
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>>61625898
I'm mopping up something else already
>>
>>61625854
This is about the Oxford rape gang we already know about not a new one
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TF2 is an awful game
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>me, of course I main scout!
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>>61625931
allow me ;)
>>
Think the last time I played TF2 was in 2012
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Never played tf2 because my dad doesn't sell avon
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>>61625784
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wew, google maps lets you know whos sleeping

dont have to figure out aussie and yank timezones anymore
>>
>>61626020
In the black void? yes
>>
>>61625975
Soldier is objectively the best class to play
>>
>I play
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>>61626020
REALLY
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>>61626034
>round earth
lol, ok.
>>
if reincarnation is real, is being born retarded or a midget the proper punishment for murderers and rapists and nonces?
>>
>>61626088
No that's punishment for your parents for laughing at retards and midgets when they were younger
>>
>>61626088
Can't imagine the amount of conditions thainonce will have in his next life.
>>
>>61626081
too much
>>
>>61626088
Being a midget isn't really a punishment, I'd totally consider rolling midget given the chance
>>
>he doesn't play overwatch on an alienware laptop
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Literally this >>61626112

I *literally* believe in karma and reincarnation
>>
>>61626088
That's a perfect question for the current janny
>>
choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jnV62xxrL_A
>>
http://www.strawpoll.me/10654721
http://www.strawpoll.me/10654721
http://www.strawpoll.me/10654721
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For fuck's sake.

https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/133540
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>>61626081
bum
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the tories are literally finished
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>>61626027
Sick of getting BTFO by Iceland

First the Cod wars now this, when will the oppression end?
>>
>>61626200
wow it's fucking nothing
>>
>>61626197
what was the mcdonalds arc?
>>
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I TRIED SO HARD AND GOT SO FAR
BUT IN THE END
IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER
>>
>>61626245
When I had a job at McDonalds for 2 weeks and the Polish girls fat friend got me fired
>>
>>61626220
when you have submitted
>>
>red arrows flying outside my window neet
>>
>>61626212
labour are imploding too

who will be on the iron throne next?
>>
if I could turn back time...
>>
>>61626212
Ahh yes they're gonna find it hard to go up against Jeremy fucking corbyn whos had so many people resigned he has dozens of shadow ministerial positions he can't fill
>>
>>61626352
finish that thought pls
>>
>>61626360
The public actually likes Corbyn though
>>
>>61626197
He's a literary genius desu

Screenplay WHEN?
>>
Doin curls 2bh
>>
remember when that plane crashed down south hand killed all those people but the pilot lived

yeah not suspect...
>>
>>61626412
stop samefagging pakipoo
>>
>What was the mcdonalds arc?

Holy mother of pleb
>>
>>61626345
>>
Literally cannot imagine ever getting married and having kids
>>
>>61626456
If you forget about the kids part, Monica could make you very happy...
>>
LIB DEM REVIVAL 2020 BOYS

ALLL ABORD THE HYPE TRAIN!!!!


Y E L L O W

S U R G E
>>
>>61626398
They have to actually want to vote for him as well as just thinking he's "a nice guy"
>>
>>61626396
if I could find a way...

...I'd take back those words that hurt (You)
>>
>>61626501
really wish you'd fuck off you paki shill
>>
>>61626501
unironically my favourite party.
>>
endless rain
>>
>>61626456
i cant even imagine kissing a girl t6h
>>
Ah yes the national stereotype which helps to cover over the cracks of Britishness, or Englishness as it is the English who try to define the Union.

This England which is also the spiritual home of football hooliganism and NF skinheads, boyracers and illegal raves, where a few films spun-off from out of date sitcoms equals a 'film industry', where the Victorian english gentleman infects the TV, where the people are lost in the jingoism of Empire and World War Two, where culture stops and starts with the Beatles.

The English who don't want to be ruled by anyone else - let alone Johnny Foreigner - except just about all of England's rulers have been foreign from Knut to Saxe-Coburg via William the Conqueror. Where people profess cultural heritage and genetic purity when it is all a mish-mash of other peoples - Roman, Viking, Norman, Angles, Saxons, Celts. Th English are a product of their neighbours but effect a distaste for them.

This England with its cry-baby bullies and banal conversation who distrust 'the elites' while simultaneously turning to them - like a child turns to nanny - to sort things out and tell them everything will be OK. This England who constantly blames someone else for their problems, who complains when it can't join, complains when it does join and complains when it will no longer be joined. Where nothing is ever right, and everything is always wrong, and the classes are more alike than they admit to.

The bullies. boors, and the arrogant are finally throwing off the trappings of gentility and showing the real face of England to the world. And in this 'New World' England should be left to stand alone and release the Union and let Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland go - let the English stand on their own two feet and have no one else to blame but themselves.
>>
>>61626505
He became leader with the biggest voting mandate in any parties history
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Demi
>>
>>61626501
Kek unironically cancelled my membership over this second referendum/keeping us in the eu shit
>>
Hey mates help me out here

Does anyone remember a 2D Mac game from the 90s-early 00s about feeling across the desert on a camel? You had to get to a city and manage resources for both you and your camel, all while being chased by wolves.
>>
Anyone travelled with STA before?

This looks pretty cool for just £999 tbqh
>>
>>61626587
Yes he got 250,000 votes from labour members who would vote labour regardless of who the leaser is

It doesn't matter if you have those faithful few voters, to have any chance at a GE you need 10,000,000+ votes
>>
Some polish cunt gave me a shit haircut and fucked up one of my eyebrows

THIS IS WHY I VOTED LEAVE FUCK OFF HOME
>>
>>61626593
too young
>>
>>61626581
Your dad sells avon
>>
im living la vid loca desu
>>
having a cheeky can of galereux
>>
this is all a bad dream
>>
>>61626645
braaaaaaaaaaaaaap
>>
>>61626593
Who?
>>
>>61626632
She's 21 you wannabe nonce, stop trying to alarm the janny
>>
>>61626656
L I D L
I
D
L
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>>61626645
ah yes, very impressive
>>
does bonjela EVER fucking work?
>>
>>61626690
Demi rose mawby
>>
>>
>>61626645
*farts*
>>
>britshits
>complaining about immigrants
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Me strolling through /brit/
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lads look at the offical rule

it's time for a new thread
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>nigel's shoes
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>>61626870
So make it yourself

Or are you afraid of thaijanitor?
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>>61624641
>giffgaff
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Djdjjsakjxbdjakdeijdncoajcnsofhhsjz gobunmint bigin
>>
>>61626864
>practice, protein, practice, protein
>>
>>61626882
>literally stepping on the british flag and getting it dirty
pretty unpatriotic
>>
>>61626906
got banned from making threads for 72 hours
>>
>>61626923
So you're ban evading now?
>>
>>61626882
>glass of wine

such a ponce. same for jeremy clarkson he drinks bloody rose
>>
>>61626941
no I can post in threads I just can't make new ones
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fLKhBRluHio

choon
>>
>>61626944
looks like a g&t to me m8
>>
>twitter.com/thomascase1e
Surely someone can't be this autistic
>>
>>61626944
Were all those pics of him chugging pints like one of the lads a lie?
>>
>>61626956
>>61626956
>>61626956
New
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Fuck the EU
>>
gala > pink lady > braeburn >>>>>>> cox
>>
>>61626961
yeah, think you're right

I retract my statement about Nigel
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Gonna go for a cycle
>>
>>61626985
oh come on
>>
>>61626984
what about golden delicious and granny smith lad?
>>
>>61626985
>>
>>61626985
>>
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jesus christ
>>
>>61625555
>>61626985
>>61626645
ebin
>>
>>61626864
Mo Farah has really let himself go
>>
>>61627017
looool, absolutely LOVE triggering those fat pasty plebs stuck in their runtmobiles as I speed by on my road bike.
>>
oh blast, the wife's son has locked me in the toilet again, that little rascal hehe

Fire brigade weren't happy last time I called them to get me out
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