british countryside edition
>only deleted the picture
you stupid dopey cunt janny
>file deleted
Fail. Start again.
the janitor is legit a fucking moron and should probably get his retarded brain tested to identify why he's such a mouth breathing dumb cunt
He does it for ____?
>britain
Rate my doggo
/commonwealtrh is still up
>>61624062
kpop runts belong in the ground
get him janny, GO ON
>>61624050
Good lad, this janny is an absolute spastic.
>>61624058
is that a beagle
very cute
>>61624057
liverpool on the map
>>61624050
you're in trouble janny you fat faggot. can't even clean up an anime image board right hahaha fuck how much are they paying you? oh that's right lmao for free
*smashes janny's head into smitherines for being a petty waste of hot pockets*
I'm sorry lads but as long as janny keeps deleting kpop nonce shit I am 100% in favour of his reign of terror. Godspeed you janitor.
>>61624062
The Janny is LITERALLY in this thread right now, monitoring out posts
FUCK OFF YOU PRICK
Just gave some feedback.
deletes
>>61623978
doesn't delete
>>61620051
RIP my hopes and dreams I don't wanna wake up
>>61624128
This 2bh
Janny I will give you $4 if you kill yourself
suggest me a film to watch lads, very bored
Was it CP or what? I'm confused.
>>61624160
I'm sure he's getting paid more than that per hour lad
>>61624171
it was this
>>61624105
yes he is a lil beagle pup
>>61624169
Falling Down, bit sad but it's pretty fun.
Hannah Diamond number 1 hit smash when
>>61624128
Literally this, he's one of our own
How much did you guys make at work last week? Me? I made £317 last week. Certainly I didn't do any work for free because I am not a pathetic little cuckold.
But let us discuss British culture, for that is what this post is really about: staying on topic and posting within the confines of the rules of this board. Yes I do enjoy British culture, tea and crumpets and such, and because this post is about the discussion of international cultures it is perfectly legitimate and there is no grounds on which to remove it.
5 hours and she hasn't replied lads
c'est la vie...
>>61624169
kes
newsflash lads: janny is a fucken nerd ahahahahahahahahhaha
>>61624208
hahaha
>>61624197
which girl ed
>>61624189
>Hannah Diamond
ulster?
>>61624169
My Afternoons with Margueritte
>>61624169
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r4WlNj1TTqA
you either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the villian
>>61624208
hahahaha
>>61624011
I assumed it was a joke about Britain being deforested and a bit shit
GOD BLESS JANNY
THANK YOU FOR DELETING K-CRAP
>>61624169
city of god
>>61624238
In the 90s you could be both
>>61624169
Plastic, watched it last night top film
come on then janny u cunt come on then *head butts the fucken air in front of me*
The janitor deleting things is resulting in more shitposting
...?
>>61624234
you complete and utter lad
I've been looking for this for ages
>>61624105
>bragging about £317 a week
Mate, I'll make that in a day
I'm making a few grand on eBay a month too
>>61624195
about 700 from work and nearly a grand back in tax
>>61624223
Aye
*steps the janny*
BENJI MARSHALL
Recommend me something to watch now that game of thrones is finished for the year.
I don't like capeshit trash like flash, arrow or anything like that btw
>>61624281
threads where he doesn't get involved are comfy and people rarely rule break
every thread he get's involved with turns to shit
>>61624282
Looks good, however that's not enough drink for all those crisps, at the bare minimum it'd be two cans desu
>>61624283
no probs its a very comfy film, i posted the soundtrack by accident but i refuse to correct my own posts outside a reply to another.
>braggin how much money you earn
no amount of money can open that vault door of a third eye
>>61624355
cry more kpop nonce
>>61624282
>lemon
>lime
>apple
>raspberry
>potato
VERY healthy lunch 9.5/10
>>61624352
Sopranos
>>61624352
Mad Men, Boardwalk, Sopranos, original Miami Vice
if you dont not watch these you are a shrew
>>61624282
innocent MENTIONED
deeply lonely lads, it's great banter
the banter just keeps coming
it's like being in a torrential rainstorm all the time except the raindrops are made of distilled bants
>>61624372
this is the third time you mistaken me for the kpop nonce
sort yourself out lad
>>61624282
had sensations the other week, they were p nice
>>61624372
The slag posting is significantly more noncey than the kpop stuff tbqh.
>>bragging about £317 a week
>Mate, I'll make that in a day
>I'm making a few grand on eBay a month too
business idea: tie a whole lot a ............. balloons to janny ahaha............. watch him rise i................nto the sky................. i hear it gets cold........... up there janny...............lol
>>61623741
>>61623741
Janny should be preparing for a busy night ahead
>>61624403
nice, anymore of that story?
he............................hey janny....................... i hope you ......... i hope you pain................. janny.............. i ihope you like the screams...................................................................................................... the screams janny ahahahahahahahhahahahaahhahaahahahahahahaha
>>61624414
ok kid
>>61624475
baited
Reminder that apophenia exists
>>61624352
Rome
Deadwood
The Wire
Sopranos
Mad Men
Twin Peaks
Luther
Breaking Bad
True detective S1
Fargo
House of Cards
Six Feet Under
Battlestar galactica
Peaky Blinders
The Shield
Boardwalk empire
Justified
>>61624457
do NOT i repeat do NOT get oven ones they're top SHITE
>>61624423
>>61624470
well structured posts
Lads did a bit of krokodil. Think I'm getting those famous munchies haha I'm so off it
>>61624475
>3G
lmao, poorcuck detected
>>61624475
doxxed
>>61624475
Ah yes, Virgin Mobile, the network of choice for rich people
>>61624475
what do you sell m8
>>61624475
what are you selling?
>>61624475
>virgin
Bet you are one too hahahaha
****************************this message is for janny***********************************
you.........are DEAD....................DEAD meat pal............................................. enjoy........................................................... ahahahahahahahahahahahaha
>>61624475
>3G
Lmao look at this povvo cunt larping as a big shot. Bet you by Hugo boss clothes to pretend you're rich, too. Lmao
>>61624475
t. spent £4,850 on stock
business idea: a bomb that looks like a wallet. someone tries to mug you, hand him the bomb
how shall............................. i wear your scalp janny.........................a te a........... a teeee a................. a tea party janny................ just me and ur ...............ahahahaha...............scalpless body..........................hm???
Hey, hey /brit/
They're
They're TUBE socks
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!
>3G
>2016
Haha, fuck me.
Post elephants
*emerges from solid concrete wall*
right lads!
>>61624632
>>61624414
>>61624500
You have a problem with unlimited everything for £18?
I'm 18 and making more than you lot.
i am still using 3g because i have an old phone
sick of seeing #GrowingUpBritish
tell your normies to shut the fuck up
Gf is pissing me off today, you losers are lucky you don't have to listen to this shit.
Mates is it just me or is there something special about big asian tits compared to white or black?
>>61624667
>getting this upset
>>61624667
lmao
who /pep/ here?
>>61624646
>HDR
turn this off
what does a girls hair feel like
>>61624680
don't care
>>61624646
i drew this
>>61624667
>>61624540
>>61624551
Electronics
>>61624580
ok
>>61624641
VM doesn't offer 4g to non business customers desu, my area doesn't even have 4g yet anyway
>>61624667
wooow 100 pounds?
please buy me a car lad
>>61624719
Is that an eleFONT
>>61624672
was expecting "drinking tea lol" but this is actually quite a good one haha
mm yes
what does jannys removed scalp feel like?
>>61624641
>giffgaff
you sure showed him
>3G
Alright grandad? Didn't know they still did dial-up these days.
>>61624707
why?
>>61624692
>>61624699
>>61624720
you'll work for me one day
swag holla at me woop
>>61624646
Why is Jezza hiring lefty students as MPs?
This country is a disaster
>>61624758
*knocks you out dead*
>>61624641
>Giffgaff
Oh my sides
Get on a REAL network
>>61624725
total received is this year so far mate, so yeah I could buy you a car with it
>>61624755
because it poses no benefit unless you have a flagship camera/phone and it also takes ages for the photo to process when you take the picture
if you turn HDR off, your photos will take 5x faster
>>61624740
Not the guy you're replying to but giffgaff is a solid network. If you're not a contract-cuck, they usually have the best deal.
>>61624641
so impressive m8 wow
>>61624778
i bet this is a samsung or LG
when will they get rid of their stupid shit UI
lads, got back nearly $6 from Project FI, wahey!
>>61624778
wew, what do you sell boyo?
>>61624789
I have a moto 2g is it good enough?
also I was wondering why sometimes my pictures didn't save.
>>61624778
Post a picture of your monthly bill m8 + your texts, data and mins. I'll wait, don't worry.
>>61624775
because he bangs the shit out of them that's why
>>61624812
LG G5
It's not terrible
>>61624830
south koreans are out of touch with the consumer
that's why american phones are superior
>>61624821
turn it off, you legitimately do not need it and it just wastes time and space
>>61624781
£100 in six months, so £200 a year, assuming this began at birth, £3600
Nice little second hand runaround for that
need a 3d gf now
>He doesn't own a Galaxy S7
What's wrong? Too poor to own the best smartphone on the market? Hahaha you absolute melons
>>61624737
no one outside the UK cares though except for those pesky britboo tumblr yanks.
>>61624851
This is the only new phone on the market with a metal body, IR blaster, removable battery, SD card slot, a fucking headphone jack.
LG are the only ones that seem to be listening
>>61624655
oooh yeah! *tee hee*
>people actually thinking they can btfo me when I'm paying £18 a month for unlimited everything on virgin mobile which is actually just the EE network
lmaoing
>>61624864
lad, asexual is way to go. trust me
>>61624878
I own Galaxy S7
>>61624878
>not the edge
binman detected
>>61624851
Hmm how is it
*tick*
*tock*
*tick*
*tock*
oh, hello janny, fancy meeting you, in my dungeon, tied up, surrounded by hungry rats and roaches...
oh, is it runt feeding time? well, just stay there, they like the taste of swine
Only have TEN MINUTES to look up a good porno before I need to go to bed
Fuck!!!!
>>61624896
how fucking insecure are you
absolute runt
>>61624896
just stop lad, you're embarrassing yourself.
>>61624896
Play your cards close to your chest, mate, never reveal your hand.
>>61624857
are you sense? Total received is 38BTC
38BTC is £19.4k.
>>61624851
>>61624904
it looks a bit grainer? idk desu
i'll turn it on if i think i really need the quality
>>61624766
your cat looks just like my cat :)
>>61624896
>unlimited 3G is j-just the same as 4G r-right guys haha it's just the same as the EE network guys haha I win
Can't imagine being this desperately poor.
>>61624889
LG G5 is a top phone lad, not saying its bad
south koreans like to shove gimmicky shit onto phones that nobody ever uses though, that's the problem
>>61624878
I own an LG G5
Fuck the Exynos cancer
>>61624896
Virgin buy bandwidth from EE, and they do not buy enough for their customers
so does every single MVNO
>Look at me I have £16000 of savings
fucking lmao
>Virgin Media
>Doesn't even have 4G in 2016
I can't breathe lads
>>61624928
I am sense yes.
I'll be honest, I never ran the tests, Lisa. I saw someone say £100 and ran with it. Over the hills and far away.
>>61624914
>>61624916
2nd deadly sin.
>>61624972
Hello sense, I am dense
>he doesn't have a Nexus/vanilla device
what is the point of any other android phone?
Isn't it incredible how the debates were perfectly fine until Brexit won, now suddenly everyone was "misinformed"
>>61624896
You're a twat I'm still on 3G for a similar reason except I only pay £10 and still get unlimited
>>61624981
>mfw pride
>3G in 2016
imagine actually living on a farm
>I edit screenshots to make a handful of unemployed runts on a Mongolian cat fanciers forum think I'm wealthy
>>61624981
1st and 7th
love the word "runt"
so satisfying
>>61625009
my oneplus one doesn't support the 4g bands here lmao
>>61624968
I'm 18 and that's an paypal stealth bank, look it up and you too could start making actual money.
>>61624972
I meant dense, oh well
>He doesn't own a Moto /g/
lmao
>tfw still own the Nokia N95
Why should I bother buying another phone when nothing has topped the N95 yet?
What's a 3G?
>>61625035
>an paypal
did you drop out of school to amount such staggering levels of wealth?
*slaps you in the nuts*
>3G
>He's supposedly rich
>He has a two year old phone with 3G
I'm a poor arrogant student and I have a better life than this mong lmfao
>>61625038
moto g is just the affordable option, its not a great phone
at least go with a Moto X Play or something
I'm an entrepeuneur too
I buy trainers from the charity shop and tell people I'm selling them for a charity
fuck lewis hamilton
fucking cheating nigger
>>61625003
what network? Unlimited texts calls and Internet? Decent if so
>>61625009
Countryside, try to stay away from townies and non whites
SCREECHING at this thread right now, absolutely WAILING
>>61625036
Master criminal you ain't
>>61625038
If the Moto G had NFC, I'd buy one right now
>Poleaboo left his phone off for a few days
>Charged it up and saw there was a voicemail
>Only today got around to listening to it
>It was an interview offer from Subway
>no phone number to reply to as it didn't seem to register as a missed call
Kill me
>>61625065
Can you rephrase this into a business idea?
>>61625092
what do you use nfc for
>>61625035
reported your account
>>61625009
>>61624969
>>61624946
>>61625060
there's literally no easier way to spot a chav m8s lmao it's just a phone
>>61625036
Remember who scammed you out of that Bitcoin lad? :)
>>61625101
Android Pay
Love it when poor people try to brag about how 'rich' they are on /brit/ lol
>those two dommes blocked me on one account and other other they are reading my messages but not replying
Might buy some credits so I can send them a SMS message through adultwork
Lads I'm visiting Coventry in a couple of weeks and probs gonna have 1 or 2 free days.
Anyone recommend anywhere I should go/something to do?
>>61625058
Liverpool mentioned
>>61625060
iPhone 6s, it's not that bad
My sin is wrath
Aroooooooooooooooooooooo
fear me normoids
where do you think phones will be in 5 years time lads?
had a good lol over this webm yesterday
just thought I'd share haha x
>>61625162
in my pocket
>>61625162
same as now but slightly better
>>61625092
What the FUCK is NFC?
>>61625162
In my pocket
>>61625162
Probably not far off where we are now unless battery technology advances dramatically.
>>61625138
>Liverpool
Just spent £300 on front row seats to see Akala tell me what to think
>>61625122
looks scary af 2bh
>>61625155
oooo what are you going to do??
>pride and joy
>>61625199
my moto X has a 3600mah battery and it lasts for like 2 days
we have reached the technological limit with lithium ion batteries, and nobody seems to be wanting to put the 'breakthroughs' we get every single week into real consumer technology
>>61625203
>ABL scum
>>61625122
why do you want that? it's just a contactless card but imo more risky
>>61625084
02
Unlimited texts and 300 minutes
>>61625212
'I need to book a one-way ticket to Switzerland'
lads.
>wigan
>>61625224
idk break stuff
maybe
I don't want to get in too much trouble, mumsy says I have to be home by 6pm
>>61624998
I cannot stand people who try to make political points in /brit/
>>61625234
I have to ask HSBC for a contactless card, fuck that
>>61625231
what
>>61625246
didn't rotate my head to observe this
I'm on a £15/month unlimited 3g, 500 mins, unlimited texts with T-mobile (EE) that isn't linked to inflation lmaooooooo
Gonna have it for life laddos
leg muscles have been spazzing for 2 hours
http://www.strawpoll.me/10654558
http://www.strawpoll.me/10654558
http://www.strawpoll.me/10654558
Anyone make any bets?
That was a rare Bradley btw, I got him to come to mine and pose for some photos
>>61625285
Can I save it?
A K A L A
K
A
L
A
>>61625308
It's all yours, friend
>Liverpool
>>61625282
>>61625246
dare you to down the pickle juice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHkUK_W2nuo
YANKS ABSOLUTELY DESTROYED HOW WILL THEY EVER RECOVER
>>61625314
don't even want it lol
>>61625282
i'm betting you're cute
How's your QPU alignment today lads?
>why yes i do reveal my bank account savings on an anonymous bulletin board
>>61625189
he's going to get varucas
>>61625344
I'm betting your gay
how do i stop being pathetic
Ah yes it's a "gf is being a moody cunt for no apparent reason" episode, I do love these.
the next gf has to be mentally stable, I'm quite done with this rubbish
>>61625340
You're going to save it and you're going to like it or consequences
ah yes
>>61625397
>>61625370
only 4 u
>>61625411
They are all mental, go gay or get used to it
>>61625325
/concern/
>>61625344
*kisses you*
no homo haha
x
>>61625411
>gf
stopped reading there as I know there is nothing or worth in a post like that
>>61625346
hit and mis
>>61625413
pffft you think a woman can shoot me?
baka
>>61625431
bit gay that
>>61625444
>>gf
stopped reading there
>>61625444
Your dad sells avon
>>61625447
try harder lad, you really don't want to mess it up after building up speed for 12 hours
>>61625417
I've been enjoying your posts
Neo-Janny doesn't fuck around, he runs a tight ship. He's completely blown the fuck out of shit-posters, new thread autism and weeb nonces.
