bicycle edition
cara
haven't and probably will never measure my penis
nonce noncers can nonce the nonce nonce
Poleaboo might have a shower now
Reminder that Thaianon is the new Janitor
Do not upset him as he now has power over us
>>61620062
use it all the time
>>61620023
Sorry to hear that, have a bird.
>>61620083
I heard it was desklad
>>61620074
I will :]
>I want to ride my bicycle
>bicycle
>bicycle
>bicycle
>>61620104
mentioned
>>61620119
then why aren't you in the tour the france
>>61620105
causes cancer and blood clots too
what joy
reminder to report all kshit
Thought I was gonna get robbed last night
Someone was banging on my door and trying my handle at 11:30. I was stoned as fuck so maybe I was over exaggerating but I can't imagine who it could have been.
Anyway, I fell asleep 30 minutes later with a rounders bat and a pair of scissors beside me.
>>61620126
don't encourage him
want a comfy set up
>the sex offender is literally ruining his body trying to be a girl
delicious
>>61620131
I'd be joyful if it got cancer tbqh
kpop is now allowed on brit
horray
>>61620149
men cannot be girls
>>61620131
Not taking HRT causes suicide and depression
This is the lesser of two evils
>>61620149
>ruining
There's nothing to ruin
>>61620140
I need something to gimmick with, been slim pickings recently.
>>61620147
1 (one) monitor. 2 or more massively under estimated.
wew
>>61620162
Gene therapy is a fast-growing area; maybe one day they can be.
>>61620180
Well now I feel sorry for all the dope heads trying to dry out.
They'd be happier if they could just shoot up.
>>61620147
not at all comfy imo
>>61620189
W E W
E W E
W E W
>>61620196
growing an adult female body and swapping brains isn't likely to happen in yours or my lifetime
>>61620189
1,2
>>61620229
Biology is adaptive, anon. Change the genes and the body will follow.
why do people have more than 1 monitor?
most irritating shit that I can think of
>>61620256
it's nice if you have actual work to do
>>61620256
neckbeard shit
>>61620256
because it's handy as fuck for all kinds of reasons
>>61620256
It's useful if you need to use multiple sources of information at once.
>>61620255
During puberty, yes.
After that it just can't be done.
Once the chassis is bent it can never be straight again.
>>61620189
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2sSofokAIiw
>become a wageslave
>buy expensive things
>life still feels totally empty and shitty
I've been mislead.
>>61620290
I've never had a capri sun in my life
>>61620290
Really make me think
>>61620290
>>61620290
>>61620290
>>61620305
You're not missing much. They're just really sugary fruit juice, served in a foil sachet.
>>61620343
he he
>>61620343
what does a girls shoulder feel like
Would REALLY like to have a mutual wank session with a qt twink
You ever shit yourself?
I have once. I had been holding a shit all day at school. I got off the bus and started power walking up the road with my mate towards my house. As I got near my house some fucking rapid dog was barking and growling and wouldn't let us pass, so I literally shit myself.
>>61620282
Hormones can change a lot; muscle mass, bone density, fat retention. A car is not a good analogy.
I don't know why people space their convos out like this desu.
Is it for accentuation?
Seems a bit strange.
>>61620303
iktfb
>>61620385
you mean in public or just at all? cos I assumed shitting your pants is part of the human condition that we all experience from time to time, I'd be surprised if you've only ever done that once
>>61620383
bags of cornettos
>>61620413
Shutting your pants is not normal
>>61620385
only when I've had diarrhoea and thought I was doing a fart when in reality it was a litre of liquid shit
>>61620347
I used to put the straw in my mouth when I was finished and inflate them and pretend I was alien that needed them to breathe
>>61620427
it happens though. You never had diaorrhea?
meme idea: posting pictures of bananas
*wanders into /brit/*
*specs you all the fuck out*
rip kids
>>61620385
I once got so shitfaced that I passed out in a corner and woke up in the morning with shit in my pants. Not a great feel, if I'm being honest.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10653673
>>61620452
>tfw never had premium membership
>>61620460
I do not enjoy looking at children's vaginas.
You are a bad man
>>61620468
I feel for you lad
>>61620460
more like ew
>>61620444
I really really like this idea
>>61620388
It's called a paragraph.
I'll dumb it down.
During male puberty irreversible changes happen such as broadening of shoulders, enlargement of hands, feet, vocal chords, trachea growth, facial hair and a million other little things.
Estrogen will change none of that.
Physically it will alter fat distribution and promote breast tissue growth and not a whole lot else.
Mentally it's a different story. Mood swings, bouts of depression, anxiety, suicidal tendencies. All of this will subside if estrogen consumption is halted.
It shouldn't need to be explained, but giving a healthy male pills that stop production of testosterone and feeding him female hormones is not a good idea.
Feel a bit sorry for Old Corbyn, tbqhwyl
>>61620460
"no"
Started going out with a girl who has Cerebral Palsy and my mates spread that she has Downs Syndrome.
>>61620486
>child
>>61620441
>>61620413
>>61620413
what the fuck
what do you think about the new pokemons lads
>>61620502
He had 30 years as an MP to do something. This fluke election and insane power trip is fucked
>>61620452
*you have been poisoned!*
>>61620452
remember when that came out and I spent days watching people pk with it on youtube
good times
Is there any point of a 4K TV or PC?
No channels run 4K content, and Windows would look lowres as fuck
>>61620552
heh, maybe next time fuck boy
who /SundayRoast/ here?
beef today
>>61620552
that dagger is clearly unpoisoned though
>>61620538
does it come in book form?
>>61620500
And the tranny trump card
>If I don't get what I want then I'll kill myself
fucking do it then
odds are you're going to kill yourself anyway, at least this is less of a burden on tax payers
>>61620538
I like Rowlet
>>61620577
>using the "pretending to not understand a gimmick" gimmick
SHAME
>young people don't vote
>>61620577
dream it and it will come true
>she still hasn't responded
>>61620607
It was 36% for this EU referendum
http://www.news.com.au/travel/travel-updates/do-you-think-well-pay-for-bad-things-weve-done-revelations-of-aussie-sex-tourists-in-thailand/news-story/a1490ec57bb51253003aa5a2c1547acd
a glimpse into the darkened abyss of thainonces mind
>>61620591
ah yes i have my very own meme now
just started reading the master and margarita akshually
![frustration[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ALvR3eF.jpg "frustration[1].jpg")
>>61620634
Just watched Jacobs ladder
>>61620654
ah yes tumblr, the pinnacle of humour.
>>61620634
don't message her again
>>61620500
The larger bone structures are pretty static after puberty.
But a lot of the other attributes, like facial structure, hair growth and bone density are very much affected by hormones and so can be changed with therapy.
Aren't paragraphs usually 3 or 4 sentences long?
Seems a bit strange to make each sentence it's own paragraph.
>>61620689
>CAN'T WAKE UP.jpg
haven't watched TV in 4 years
>>61620723
what's your secret
>>61620723
>>61620712
I won't
>>61620748
It's utter shite
The only thing I watch is the World Cup and Euros because online streams are either shite quality or in estonian or something
>>61620765
good lad
>>61620672
it's not very funny 2bh so I'm going to turn it down a bit
>>61620607
Literally impossible to find out who really voted, it wouldn't be anonymous otherwise
*faaaaaaaaaaaaart*
Going to Norway today
>Theresa May: no guarantees that Brits living in EU can stay
>>61620796
You can find out who voted, just not who they voted for. It's not sensitive information to know whether or not a person actually bothered to vote.
>>61620799
Bit pricey. Sure you can afjord it?
>>61620799
where in norway
>>61620858
A little place south of Oslo called Halden, very lovely this time of year.
>>61620856
Haha, upvoting this!
Was having a wonderful evening last night then got blackout drunk, a friend vomitted all over my hallway and then a different friends sister jumped into my bed naked but I couldn't get it up.
Fucking miffed ngl
>>61620717
Paragraphs aren't determined by length but by topic.
You know what therapy is don't you? Psychological treatment. Those are physical traits, and no amount of psycho head babble will change it.
Therapy in general is very sketchy and has a lot less factual evidence backing it up.
Fixing a broken leg is measurable. You take pictures of the fracture and monitor it's healing until the patient confirms that normal function has resumed. Fixing trichotillomania (look it up) may seem to work for a few months but the patient could relapse because it can't be objectively measured. They might feel okay but they can't know if the condition still afflicts them or not, and neither can their doctor.
In most cases people live will head problems all their life, it never gets 'fixed' like cutting out a tumour, they just learn ways of coping with it. Not the point I want to make but trannies don't learn to cope, they want to be enabled like a fatty wants to scoff down a cake without being judged for it.
Facial structure doesn't change. The fat in the face might shift, but a manly face with a manly jaw isn't going to change via hormones.
That's why facial feminization surgery exists (FFS, look that up too).
>tfw have an SSHD
>laptop still boots in 10 seconds after 2 years of use
very good
>>61620901
Subscribed
>>61620891
the only people who go to irrelevant unknown towns with nothing in them are people vising family
friendly reminder that we are all going to get a gf
>>61620914
want me to lick your feet lad
>>61620940
Not sharing her with you lot
>>61620939
My girlfriend lives there.
>>61620954
atleast one each m8
bicycle edition
>>61620939
I better not be the one who ends up feeding her all the time.
>>61620975
can we go halves on one cos I'm not sure I can afford a whole one
>>61620975
how will it be delivered?
Got my cock out for the lads at work the other day..
>cycle to work
>have decent sized dick
>not ashamed of it at all
>get to work
>lads are having some banter in the changing rooms
>tell me how small my knob looks in my shorts
>tell them there is nothing wrong with my cock
>they don't bleieve me
>tell them I'll get it out
>don't actually expect them to want to see it
>GO ON GET IT OUT THEN
>get it out
>start waving it about
>laughter
>nobody said anything about my small dick since
>>61620076
Me on the left
>>61621014
who knows
Mmm, there's nothing better than a bacon sandwich for Sunday brunch, washed down with a big mug of Aeropress coffee!
>people think "long distance relationships" are actually a thing
lmao
Knew some amount of girls from abroad in uni who had 'boyfriends' back home. Literally every single one was taking piping hot dick on the regular and still stringing their beta males along back home.
at the spoons lads
>Andrea Leadsom refuses to rule out making Nigel Farage a government representative
>>61621051
Sounds good, do you put any sauce on it? Some people use HP but that's because they're disgusting spastics
>>61621020
Haha I don't believe you have a big dick either haha prove me wrong lol
donald *trump*
>>61621057
>sat next to someone
FONT
>>61621003
Oops this was for
>>61620940
>Mmm, there's nothing better than a bacon sandwich for Sunday brunch, washed down with a big mug of Aeropress coffee!
>>61621057
Looks good except for the peas, who has peas with a fry up? ODD
>>61621053
this is 100% true
>>61621057
Looks like you couldn't decide between a fry-up and an actual meal so you've got elements of both all mixed together.
Looks grim.
>>61621086
You bent bastard.
>>61621108
You are a sad and bitter little boy.
*laughs at ur life*
>>61621057
>chips, onion rings and peas in a fry up
>no beans
>no pudding
>only 1 egg
2/10 would not eat
>>61621119
>fry up
That's clearly a mixed grill you weapon
>>61620912
Therapy is a general medical term.
This isn't about psychological treatment. This is about the physical effect of hormones.
Large bones (e.g. tibia, femur, humerus etc.) stop growing after puberty but many smaller bones, such as those in the face, hands and feet, still grow and change after puberty.
>>61621119
>>61621128
Just asked for a mixed grill and they brought me this out desu, tastes good
>keep getting matched with fit birds
>keep bottling it and ignoring them
I'm such a cunt.
>You are a sad and bitter little boy.
>>61621155
My mistake mate, but please don't call me a weapon.
>>61621020
Bender
>>61621150
See: >>61621160
>>61621076
>>61621150
Chips are just about acceptable as a replacement for hash browns, I'm with you on the peas and onion rings though.
Rate my brekko
>3 rashers of bacon, 2 fried eggs in a sandiwch (with butter & tommy K)
>cup of coffee (instant baka) and a choccy biccy
rate my new shoes lads
>>61621177
Yeah sorry that was unnecessary x
>>61621163
fuck sake m8
what's the worst that can happen?
NOW WATCH ME WHIP
>>61621201
Very ugly, but it doesn't matter if they're comfortable. Are they comfortable? Who knows
>>61621201
10/10, would wear them for raiding a tokyo megacorp's datacentre
Rate my breakfast
>Cup of Nescafe
>Frosted wheats
>210mg of codeine
>>61621201
>Instapump Fury's
Nice. I have the lite version.
>>61621201
*tickles your foot through the hole*
>>61621159
They don't.
They heal if broken but the structure doesn't change without surgery.
>>61621194
7/10
would lose the biccy tbqh
>>61621201
odd how ugly trainers like this are now fashionable again
>>61621231
Sounds itchy
>>61621224
http://youtube.com/watch?v=JSuQZjPl2Rw
Me in the blue shirt at the front.
Had a proper sex dream last night lads. Like my penis was literally entering a vagina in the dream, I didn't wake up before the penetration occurred.
Pretty nice overall. The girl was really olive-skinned. She might have been half paki even. Can't remember why we were having sex in the dream but it was prone bone style.
rate my brekkie
>cup of tea
>>61621267
Not my cup of tea
>>61621265
>prone bone style
good lad
Got this stuck in my head: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8Ymd-OCucs
Noticed the URL says Cucs at the end. That's something
Rate my brekko
>Sardines and a poached egg on toast
>Mug of green tea
>A wank
>>61621222
Fuck knows mate. Just need to go for it.
Just matched with a pretty 19 year old (24 here) who lives literally 10 minutes away.
Lads, what is the best city in England?
Hardmode: no nice looking but irrelevant with nothing happening there-type meme cities like Bath and York
>>61621245
Yes they do.
https://www.urmc.rochester.edu/news/story/2800/facial-aging-is-more-than-skin-deep.aspx
how is /GF2016/ coming along lads?
what happened to leftypol
>>61621307
Green tea is for benders
>>61621307
Depends on what you wanked to, but otherwise that's a solid 8/10
>>61621315
It's Bristol.
>>61621251
I love the itchy feeling if I'm honest, and that feeling you get when you take it on an empty stomach is second to none.
Probably gonna stop taking it though. This is the last of what I had, I'm finding it harder to get and I'm needing more and more to get a buzz.
>>61621302
>not listening to the flume remix
you are a genuine lost cause
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ATu1BiOPZA
>>61621307
0/10
>>61621328
It's nice and refreshing honestly
>>61621315
why does england look so big in this
>>61621328
I am a bender
>>61621334
Gay porn
>>61621371
bit gay
>>61621371
Depends on if it was twinks or bears then. Twinks I can abide by
>>61621325
bad
>>61621325
worst than last year but up from gf2014
Why is my heart rate so low?
>>61621325
currently in a transitional process, focusing on holding position and rebuilding for next season
>>61621409
You're dying.
>>61621390
Yeah it was a twink playing with his bum
what drink shall I get next
>go to make toad in the hole
>only have strong flour
>think it won't make a difference
>end up making toad in the bread
Ah yes very impressive.
>>61621366
England is a big guy
>>61621429
>posting on 4chan whilst at spoons with the lads
How fucking bent can you be?! Are you actually with your mates or with mummy and daddy?
Kill Americans
>>61621439
Thanks for the meal idea, I think I'll make toad in the hole for dinner later.
>>61621428
bit straight
>>61621460
Who pissed in your cornflakes lad?
>>61621396
>>61621407
>>61621415
not good enough lads
half a year left including the crucial build up to christmas
Business Idea: Toad in the bread
>>61621464
There are too many of them, plus they have a lot of nuclear weapons.
>go for a meal with people
>don't talk to people and instead go on phone
why do normies do this?
What kind of gutter pleb has Sunday lunch at spoons?
>>61621460
easy (You)s desu, grabbing the opportunity with both hands
>>61621490
fuck having a gf on christmas though I dont want to have to buy presents for anyone
>>61621409
don't think that app is accurate
>that font
using your gfs phone from 2004? hahah
Business idea: Take a diazepam now and knock myself out until dinner time
>>61621500
Social media addiction
are mullets still trendy?
>why yes, I do go out with my friends and just sit on my phone
living life without fear, putting five carrots in my baby girl's ear
>>61621517
It's accurate. I've tried 3 different apps and also have an accurate heart rate monitor that I use when running and cycling and they're all the same.
The font is the one in the app, mate.
>>61621516
they buy you presents too m8 it's pretty good
Can you all stop bullying me please?
>I have "friends"
>I go "out"
Would the world be a better place without islam?
Is the new Doom worth £20 then.
i dont have friends
>>61621439
giggled
edible?
>>61621597
a bit of conflict now and again is good for morality
>>61621597
have a guess
americans are so fat they have electric pencil sharpeners
you couldn't make it up
business idea: bready toadies
Business Idea: Toad flavoured cob
toad in the load
I thought of it first
frog in the log
>>61621638
Good goy
>>61621570
Look mate. If I was your mate and we went out to spoons for a Sunday lunch and a drink and you just sat posting on fucking 4chan I wouldn't go with you again.
I had a dream that I wasnt gonna make it
amphibian in the carribean
Business idea: Dead normies
amphibian in the bap
Just having lunch lads, made myself a lovely amphibian in the bap. What you having? x
i ate some lasagna lad
doing a watch
>playing games other than FIFA with the lads
doing a poo
Pepe in the crepe for lunch lads
meatloaf (the meat is sausage but we call it frog for some reason)
>>61621718
*squints*
