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bicycle edition
cara
haven't and probably will never measure my penis
nonce noncers can nonce the nonce nonce
Poleaboo might have a shower now
Reminder that Thaianon is the new Janitor
Do not upset him as he now has power over us
>>61620062
use it all the time
>>61620023
Sorry to hear that, have a bird.
>>61620083
I heard it was desklad
>>61620074
I will :]
>I want to ride my bicycle
>bicycle
>bicycle
>bicycle
>>61620104
mentioned
>>61620119
then why aren't you in the tour the france
>>61620105
causes cancer and blood clots too
what joy
reminder to report all kshit
Thought I was gonna get robbed last night
Someone was banging on my door and trying my handle at 11:30. I was stoned as fuck so maybe I was over exaggerating but I can't imagine who it could have been.
Anyway, I fell asleep 30 minutes later with a rounders bat and a pair of scissors beside me.
>>61620126
don't encourage him
want a comfy set up
>the sex offender is literally ruining his body trying to be a girl
delicious
>>61620131
I'd be joyful if it got cancer tbqh
kpop is now allowed on brit
horray
>>61620149
men cannot be girls
>>61620131
Not taking HRT causes suicide and depression
This is the lesser of two evils
>>61620149
>ruining
There's nothing to ruin
>>61620140
I need something to gimmick with, been slim pickings recently.
>>61620147
1 (one) monitor. 2 or more massively under estimated.
wew
>>61620162
Gene therapy is a fast-growing area; maybe one day they can be.
>>61620180
Well now I feel sorry for all the dope heads trying to dry out.
They'd be happier if they could just shoot up.
>>61620147
not at all comfy imo
>>61620189
W E W
E W E
W E W
>>61620196
growing an adult female body and swapping brains isn't likely to happen in yours or my lifetime
>>61620189
1,2
>>61620229
Biology is adaptive, anon. Change the genes and the body will follow.
why do people have more than 1 monitor?
most irritating shit that I can think of
>>61620256
it's nice if you have actual work to do
>>61620256
neckbeard shit
>>61620256
because it's handy as fuck for all kinds of reasons
>>61620256
It's useful if you need to use multiple sources of information at once.
>>61620255
During puberty, yes.
After that it just can't be done.
Once the chassis is bent it can never be straight again.
>>61620189
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2sSofokAIiw
>become a wageslave
>buy expensive things
>life still feels totally empty and shitty
I've been mislead.
>>61620290
I've never had a capri sun in my life
>>61620290
Really make me think
>>61620305
You're not missing much. They're just really sugary fruit juice, served in a foil sachet.
>>61620343
he he
what does a girls shoulder feel like
Would REALLY like to have a mutual wank session with a qt twink
You ever shit yourself?
I have once. I had been holding a shit all day at school. I got off the bus and started power walking up the road with my mate towards my house. As I got near my house some fucking rapid dog was barking and growling and wouldn't let us pass, so I literally shit myself.
>>61620282
Hormones can change a lot; muscle mass, bone density, fat retention. A car is not a good analogy.
I don't know why people space their convos out like this desu.
Is it for accentuation?
Seems a bit strange.
>>61620303
iktfb
>>61620385
you mean in public or just at all? cos I assumed shitting your pants is part of the human condition that we all experience from time to time, I'd be surprised if you've only ever done that once
>>61620383
bags of cornettos
>>61620413
Shutting your pants is not normal
>>61620385
only when I've had diarrhoea and thought I was doing a fart when in reality it was a litre of liquid shit
>>61620347
I used to put the straw in my mouth when I was finished and inflate them and pretend I was alien that needed them to breathe
>>61620427
it happens though. You never had diaorrhea?
meme idea: posting pictures of bananas
*wanders into /brit/*
*specs you all the fuck out*
rip kids
>>61620385
I once got so shitfaced that I passed out in a corner and woke up in the morning with shit in my pants. Not a great feel, if I'm being honest.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10653673
>>61620452
>tfw never had premium membership
>>61620460
I do not enjoy looking at children's vaginas.
You are a bad man
>>61620468
I feel for you lad
>>61620460
more like ew
>>61620444
I really really like this idea
>>61620388
It's called a paragraph.
I'll dumb it down.
During male puberty irreversible changes happen such as broadening of shoulders, enlargement of hands, feet, vocal chords, trachea growth, facial hair and a million other little things.
Estrogen will change none of that.
Physically it will alter fat distribution and promote breast tissue growth and not a whole lot else.
Mentally it's a different story. Mood swings, bouts of depression, anxiety, suicidal tendencies. All of this will subside if estrogen consumption is halted.
It shouldn't need to be explained, but giving a healthy male pills that stop production of testosterone and feeding him female hormones is not a good idea.
Feel a bit sorry for Old Corbyn, tbqhwyl
>>61620460
"no"
Started going out with a girl who has Cerebral Palsy and my mates spread that she has Downs Syndrome.
>>61620486
>child
>>61620441
>>61620413
>>61620413
what the fuck
what do you think about the new pokemons lads
>>61620502
He had 30 years as an MP to do something. This fluke election and insane power trip is fucked
>>61620452
*you have been poisoned!*
>>61620452
remember when that came out and I spent days watching people pk with it on youtube
good times
Is there any point of a 4K TV or PC?
No channels run 4K content, and Windows would look lowres as fuck
>>61620552
heh, maybe next time fuck boy
who /SundayRoast/ here?
beef today
>>61620552
that dagger is clearly unpoisoned though
>>61620538
does it come in book form?
>>61620500
And the tranny trump card
>If I don't get what I want then I'll kill myself
fucking do it then
odds are you're going to kill yourself anyway, at least this is less of a burden on tax payers
>>61620538
I like Rowlet
>>61620577
>using the "pretending to not understand a gimmick" gimmick
SHAME
>young people don't vote
>>61620577
dream it and it will come true
>she still hasn't responded
>>61620607
It was 36% for this EU referendum
http://www.news.com.au/travel/travel-updates/do-you-think-well-pay-for-bad-things-weve-done-revelations-of-aussie-sex-tourists-in-thailand/news-story/a1490ec57bb51253003aa5a2c1547acd
a glimpse into the darkened abyss of thainonces mind
>>61620591
ah yes i have my very own meme now
just started reading the master and margarita akshually
Just watched Jacobs ladder
>>61620654
ah yes tumblr, the pinnacle of humour.
>>61620634
don't message her again
>>61620500
The larger bone structures are pretty static after puberty.
But a lot of the other attributes, like facial structure, hair growth and bone density are very much affected by hormones and so can be changed with therapy.
Aren't paragraphs usually 3 or 4 sentences long?
Seems a bit strange to make each sentence it's own paragraph.
>>61620689
>CAN'T WAKE UP.jpg
haven't watched TV in 4 years
>>61620723
what's your secret
>>61620712
I won't
>>61620748
It's utter shite
The only thing I watch is the World Cup and Euros because online streams are either shite quality or in estonian or something
>>61620765
good lad
>>61620672
it's not very funny 2bh so I'm going to turn it down a bit
>>61620607
Literally impossible to find out who really voted, it wouldn't be anonymous otherwise
*faaaaaaaaaaaaart*
Going to Norway today
>Theresa May: no guarantees that Brits living in EU can stay
>>61620796
You can find out who voted, just not who they voted for. It's not sensitive information to know whether or not a person actually bothered to vote.
>>61620799
Bit pricey. Sure you can afjord it?
>>61620799
where in norway
>>61620858
A little place south of Oslo called Halden, very lovely this time of year.
>>61620856
Haha, upvoting this!
Was having a wonderful evening last night then got blackout drunk, a friend vomitted all over my hallway and then a different friends sister jumped into my bed naked but I couldn't get it up.
Fucking miffed ngl
>>61620717
Paragraphs aren't determined by length but by topic.
You know what therapy is don't you? Psychological treatment. Those are physical traits, and no amount of psycho head babble will change it.
Therapy in general is very sketchy and has a lot less factual evidence backing it up.
Fixing a broken leg is measurable. You take pictures of the fracture and monitor it's healing until the patient confirms that normal function has resumed. Fixing trichotillomania (look it up) may seem to work for a few months but the patient could relapse because it can't be objectively measured. They might feel okay but they can't know if the condition still afflicts them or not, and neither can their doctor.
In most cases people live will head problems all their life, it never gets 'fixed' like cutting out a tumour, they just learn ways of coping with it. Not the point I want to make but trannies don't learn to cope, they want to be enabled like a fatty wants to scoff down a cake without being judged for it.
Facial structure doesn't change. The fat in the face might shift, but a manly face with a manly jaw isn't going to change via hormones.
That's why facial feminization surgery exists (FFS, look that up too).
>tfw have an SSHD
>laptop still boots in 10 seconds after 2 years of use
very good
>>61620901
Subscribed
>>61620891
the only people who go to irrelevant unknown towns with nothing in them are people vising family
friendly reminder that we are all going to get a gf
>>61620914
want me to lick your feet lad
>>61620940
Not sharing her with you lot
>>61620939
My girlfriend lives there.
>>61620954
atleast one each m8
bicycle edition
>>61620939
I better not be the one who ends up feeding her all the time.
>>61620975
can we go halves on one cos I'm not sure I can afford a whole one
>>61620975
how will it be delivered?
Got my cock out for the lads at work the other day..
>cycle to work
>have decent sized dick
>not ashamed of it at all
>get to work
>lads are having some banter in the changing rooms
>tell me how small my knob looks in my shorts
>tell them there is nothing wrong with my cock
>they don't bleieve me
>tell them I'll get it out
>don't actually expect them to want to see it
>GO ON GET IT OUT THEN
>get it out
>start waving it about
>laughter
>nobody said anything about my small dick since
>>61620076
Me on the left
>>61621014
who knows
Mmm, there's nothing better than a bacon sandwich for Sunday brunch, washed down with a big mug of Aeropress coffee!
>people think "long distance relationships" are actually a thing
lmao
Knew some amount of girls from abroad in uni who had 'boyfriends' back home. Literally every single one was taking piping hot dick on the regular and still stringing their beta males along back home.
at the spoons lads
>Andrea Leadsom refuses to rule out making Nigel Farage a government representative
>>61621051
Sounds good, do you put any sauce on it? Some people use HP but that's because they're disgusting spastics
>>61621020
Haha I don't believe you have a big dick either haha prove me wrong lol
donald *trump*
>>61621057
>sat next to someone
FONT
>>61621003
Oops this was for
>>61620940
>Mmm, there's nothing better than a bacon sandwich for Sunday brunch, washed down with a big mug of Aeropress coffee!
>>61621057
Looks good except for the peas, who has peas with a fry up? ODD
>>61621053
this is 100% true
>>61621057
Looks like you couldn't decide between a fry-up and an actual meal so you've got elements of both all mixed together.
Looks grim.
>>61621086
You bent bastard.
>>61621108
You are a sad and bitter little boy.
*laughs at ur life*
>>61621057
>chips, onion rings and peas in a fry up
>no beans
>no pudding
>only 1 egg
2/10 would not eat
>>61621119
>fry up
That's clearly a mixed grill you weapon
>>61620912
Therapy is a general medical term.
This isn't about psychological treatment. This is about the physical effect of hormones.
Large bones (e.g. tibia, femur, humerus etc.) stop growing after puberty but many smaller bones, such as those in the face, hands and feet, still grow and change after puberty.
>>61621119
>>61621128
Just asked for a mixed grill and they brought me this out desu, tastes good
>keep getting matched with fit birds
>keep bottling it and ignoring them
I'm such a cunt.
>You are a sad and bitter little boy.
>>61621155
My mistake mate, but please don't call me a weapon.
>>61621020
Bender
>>61621150
See: >>61621160
>>61621150
Chips are just about acceptable as a replacement for hash browns, I'm with you on the peas and onion rings though.
Rate my brekko
>3 rashers of bacon, 2 fried eggs in a sandiwch (with butter & tommy K)
>cup of coffee (instant baka) and a choccy biccy
rate my new shoes lads
>>61621177
Yeah sorry that was unnecessary x
>>61621163
fuck sake m8
what's the worst that can happen?
NOW WATCH ME WHIP
>>61621201
Very ugly, but it doesn't matter if they're comfortable. Are they comfortable? Who knows
>>61621201
10/10, would wear them for raiding a tokyo megacorp's datacentre
Rate my breakfast
>Cup of Nescafe
>Frosted wheats
>210mg of codeine
>>61621201
>Instapump Fury's
Nice. I have the lite version.
>>61621201
*tickles your foot through the hole*
>>61621159
They don't.
They heal if broken but the structure doesn't change without surgery.
>>61621194
7/10
would lose the biccy tbqh
>>61621201
odd how ugly trainers like this are now fashionable again
>>61621231
Sounds itchy
>>61621224
http://youtube.com/watch?v=JSuQZjPl2Rw
Me in the blue shirt at the front.
Had a proper sex dream last night lads. Like my penis was literally entering a vagina in the dream, I didn't wake up before the penetration occurred.
Pretty nice overall. The girl was really olive-skinned. She might have been half paki even. Can't remember why we were having sex in the dream but it was prone bone style.
rate my brekkie
>cup of tea
>>61621267
Not my cup of tea
>>61621265
>prone bone style
good lad
Got this stuck in my head: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8Ymd-OCucs
Noticed the URL says Cucs at the end. That's something
Rate my brekko
>Sardines and a poached egg on toast
>Mug of green tea
>A wank
>>61621222
Fuck knows mate. Just need to go for it.
Just matched with a pretty 19 year old (24 here) who lives literally 10 minutes away.
Lads, what is the best city in England?
Hardmode: no nice looking but irrelevant with nothing happening there-type meme cities like Bath and York
>>61621245
Yes they do.
https://www.urmc.rochester.edu/news/story/2800/facial-aging-is-more-than-skin-deep.aspx
how is /GF2016/ coming along lads?
what happened to leftypol
>>61621307
Green tea is for benders
>>61621307
Depends on what you wanked to, but otherwise that's a solid 8/10
>>61621315
It's Bristol.
>>61621251
I love the itchy feeling if I'm honest, and that feeling you get when you take it on an empty stomach is second to none.
Probably gonna stop taking it though. This is the last of what I had, I'm finding it harder to get and I'm needing more and more to get a buzz.
>>61621302
>not listening to the flume remix
you are a genuine lost cause
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ATu1BiOPZA
>>61621307
0/10
>>61621328
It's nice and refreshing honestly
>>61621315
why does england look so big in this
>>61621328
I am a bender
>>61621334
Gay porn
>>61621371
bit gay
>>61621371
Depends on if it was twinks or bears then. Twinks I can abide by
>>61621325
bad
>>61621325
worst than last year but up from gf2014
Why is my heart rate so low?
>>61621325
currently in a transitional process, focusing on holding position and rebuilding for next season
>>61621409
You're dying.
>>61621390
Yeah it was a twink playing with his bum
what drink shall I get next
>go to make toad in the hole
>only have strong flour
>think it won't make a difference
>end up making toad in the bread
Ah yes very impressive.
>>61621366
England is a big guy
>>61621429
>posting on 4chan whilst at spoons with the lads
How fucking bent can you be?! Are you actually with your mates or with mummy and daddy?
Kill Americans
>>61621439
Thanks for the meal idea, I think I'll make toad in the hole for dinner later.
>>61621428
bit straight
>>61621460
Who pissed in your cornflakes lad?
>>61621396
>>61621407
>>61621415
not good enough lads
half a year left including the crucial build up to christmas
Business Idea: Toad in the bread
>>61621464
There are too many of them, plus they have a lot of nuclear weapons.
>go for a meal with people
>don't talk to people and instead go on phone
why do normies do this?
What kind of gutter pleb has Sunday lunch at spoons?
>>61621460
easy (You)s desu, grabbing the opportunity with both hands
>>61621490
fuck having a gf on christmas though I dont want to have to buy presents for anyone
>>61621409
don't think that app is accurate
>that font
using your gfs phone from 2004? hahah
Business idea: Take a diazepam now and knock myself out until dinner time
>>61621500
Social media addiction
are mullets still trendy?
>why yes, I do go out with my friends and just sit on my phone
living life without fear, putting five carrots in my baby girl's ear
>>61621517
It's accurate. I've tried 3 different apps and also have an accurate heart rate monitor that I use when running and cycling and they're all the same.
The font is the one in the app, mate.
>>61621516
they buy you presents too m8 it's pretty good
Can you all stop bullying me please?
>I have "friends"
>I go "out"
Would the world be a better place without islam?
Is the new Doom worth £20 then.
i dont have friends
>>61621439
giggled
edible?
>>61621597
a bit of conflict now and again is good for morality
>>61621597
have a guess
americans are so fat they have electric pencil sharpeners
you couldn't make it up
business idea: bready toadies
Business Idea: Toad flavoured cob
toad in the load
I thought of it first
frog in the log
>>61621638
Good goy
>>61621570
Look mate. If I was your mate and we went out to spoons for a Sunday lunch and a drink and you just sat posting on fucking 4chan I wouldn't go with you again.
I had a dream that I wasnt gonna make it
amphibian in the carribean
Business idea: Dead normies
amphibian in the bap
Just having lunch lads, made myself a lovely amphibian in the bap. What you having? x
i ate some lasagna lad
doing a watch
>playing games other than FIFA with the lads
doing a poo
Pepe in the crepe for lunch lads
meatloaf (the meat is sausage but we call it frog for some reason)
>>61621718
*squints*
Fucking hell, you just spooked me mate.
>>61621705
>>61621709
>>61621715
Was he tasty?
>>61621709
>>61621705
impressive
>>61621718
do you want to be any further from the screen lmao
>>61621709
it's a cob
>>61621736
lasagna is always tasty lad
>>61621718
make a den out of the clothes maiden and a blanket
>no mirrors edge torrent
packing up my troubles in my old kit bag
>normies
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=b46_1467475404
>>61621690
Little do you know I am the arranger, I am the keystone in this friendship group, without me no one goes out, I will happily spend a few minutes shitposting to affirm my social status on this image board because the mere apperance of normie behaviour brings around a huge amount of (You)s.
>>61621752
This new anti piracy stuff is terrible, I actually have to play through games I already own now.
are you guys saying you cant torrent in the uk
waiting for the chip house to open so I can get lunch
To clean or not to clean?
>>61621718
Those are some pretty heretical decorations you have there.
far far too many normans ITT
I will return at 2AM
>>61621806
Foul runt
>>61621806
>Electric hob
Just hang yourself senpai
>>61621806
Grim af
Clean.
>>61621804
it's chipper you spa
>>61621752
all the games I need at the moment
>>61621718
What's with the jew star you fucking jew?
>>61621796
Nah, there's this anti-piracy software called Denuvo and it hasn't been cracked yet. Lots of the big companies are using it for their games like
>>61621830
no it's chip house aka chip shack aka chipmarket
>>61621804
it's chippo you fucking cretin.
>nvidia marketing
>>61621830
>>61621804
chiptown*
>>61621806
Make a cover out of aluminium foil.
>computer games
ah yes I too am 14 years old
>>61621838
>arma 3
good lad
Le chippy, oui oui
Andrea Leadsom is a traitorous cunt.
want to die
Poleaboo is really struggling to drop below 159 lbs
>>61621876
Are you
>>61621860
lol that is criminally misleading.
Whatever happened to the real ribena?
tfw you weigh 136pounds
>>61621917
Got sectioned
>>61621921
That's cute, I bet I could pick you up :3
voters want more than a Brexit PM
>>61621907
this was the real one, but still
>>61621921
Cute small monkey
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyo4LlYC3x8 me
rate
test
>Videogames, M'lady? Why of course not! I only engage in the most patrician of past times, such as watching television and discussing politics on a certain, distinguished anime forum.
>>61621972
this is the worst gimmick
>>61621970
I love that bread
>>61621773
this is what autists think
>>61621970
FOB
crikey it's 10 past 1 already
>Former prime minister Tony Blair has said "we should keep our options open" on the UK leaving the European Union.
>>61621970
>bread
6/10
>rocket
4/10
>celery and cheese shit
7/10
>mini cheddars
6.5/10
>ham
non halal 0/10
DON'T DO IT FRANCES
>>61621970
>Celery & cream cheese (?)
Meme-tier
>Meat in the cob
Good
>Memey-cheddars
Enough said.
>>61621939
*blushes*
>>61621970
>mini cheddars
Do not understand this meme.
does anyone have this webm in gif format?
>>61621917
I am the real me
>this is the worst gimmick
>>61622012
>tfw based Jezza will call for him to be tried for war crimes next week
>>61622029
Boursin cheese
Ate all the other crisps unfortunately x
>>61622048
>I
>me
see, ribena wouldn't say that
>text a breaker for a car part I need
>"do you have x"
>"I may have"
Ah yes very helpful.
Might do a wank
But what to?
>>61622059
Detective?
>>61622051
"based Jezza"? Fuck off child
>>61622075
Yourself in the mirror
>>61622042
there you go lad
>>61622075
Krystal Boyd, good and reliable
>"based Jezza"? Fuck off child
Picked up Max Payne 3 in the steam sale. The gameplay is fantastic but the story is one of the biggest piles of wank I've seen in a while
reminder
>>61622099
thanks mate
I wish I had a friend.
>>61622059
Only started the 3rd person gimmick in September, after the second arrest, a month or two after my popularity started to wane
>>61621843
Rasheed
>>61622162
I remain unconvinced
wank to this picture lad
GAGGGING for a nice bottle of riesling hehe
>>61622178
don't feel like it atm. where in brazil are you from m8
rate my lunch
>co-op ham sandwich from Friday I didn't eat
>beer
is-is the janny about?
>>61622177
Well, we'll all meet up for my trial in 2 months
You can judge for yourself then
>>61622178
I can't masturbate easily anymore due to the hormones
>>61622214
Depressing
>>61622214
Bad
>>61622199
curitiba
wbu mate
Poleaboo's getting annoyed about how long this 'fembot' is taking to reply to his emails.
>eating
I used to believe Iceland was a part of the UK because the flag colors are so similar.
Pretty silly innit
>>61622215
Yeah, he sent a ban request for Poleaboo
>>61622236
Bradford, we have a lot of Muslims here. Want to switch places?
>>61622228
>>61622229
fuck off billionaries
>>61622215
make a new and find out
>minecraft
ah yes
>>61622249
>not eating
>>61622255
That's cute :3
>>61622178
you first
>>61622289
i bet ur a qtie too :3c
>>61622261
id rather live with you tb:h
>>61622267
Wouldn't it take less time just to draw it in a 3D modeler?
>>61622267
Wow, never played Minecraft myself, but that's quite impressive.
>>61622267
>Sept of Balor
Shitty map
janny binning the rubbish
>>61622255
same colours as yours :)
>>61622178
Please wank to this picture and tell me what you would do to her, Brazil.
What are some good anime that have come out in the past 3 years? Feel like watching some anime.
>boku no meme
Haha, upvoted!
>>61622289
no, that's riduculous
pakis are alri
>>61622311
Sure thing, but we'd have to share a single bed
Doing a mild paranoia
croats are not alri
>>61622325
dont understand why he followed the kid into the dungeon
>>61622340
girls und panzer
>>61622340
Hello weeby, you're not welcome here any longer ;^)
Janny boy will be along shortly.
>>61622340
madoka
Found this in my bed earlier
all i want in life is to die
>>61622340
hibike!
>>61622343
So is your country
>muh geysers
>we wuz vikings n shiet
Fucking kill yourself cor-munching frostnigger.
>she bleeds all over my linen bedsheets and onto my mattress and I'm expected to just forgive this as nature
ahh yes
>>61622343
It's like when very small children think cats are the female version of dogs. Cute as a button
>>61622366
Change it to a sign saying 'Gas the kikes, race war now!'
>>61622387
does she grind her teeth?
>>61622395
guess someones a little angsty
>>61622366
Why is London such a cancer?
>>61622261
>we have a lot of Muslims here
lucky
>>61622346
fine by me
means we get to sleep close to eachother
>>61622395
Wow, no need for this anger so early in the day, we're all friends here!
>>61622403
Wow wouldn't that be so funny!!!
Fuck off runt
>>61622397
some people might care but I don't
>>61622389
Sounds like K-On 2.0. Might watch it.
sss'ssss
>>61622293
HE'S HERE
>>61622422
I'm just kidding, I have no strong feelings about Iceland one way or the other. Have a blessed day.
What happened to poleaboo?
>>61622405
what do you mean
>>61622443
it's basic hygiene girls should take care of it with pads or tampons
i mean imagine if some lad had some major diarrhea and just let it all rip on the bed that certainly wouldn't be tolerated would it?
hype
Don't wanna be an American idiot
>>61622337
i already wanked once
what should i do to her
>>61622441
loool watch your mouth mate, I WILL fucking heem you irl.
Meet me outside E+C station in 2 hours. No skengs.
>>61622436
I'll take you on a date to Salt's mill, we can share a milkshake and look at the art gallery
>>61622462
thanks, you too
Need a Brazilian monkey butler
>>61622470
Really hope Iceland win today, it'd be beautiful.
>>61622466
Janny keeps banning him
see >>61622293
>>61622492
would you hug me too
>>61622492
RED ALERT: the homosexual brazilian you're speaking to currently is notoriously autistic and obese
for your own safety cease all communication
>>61622521
i really hope so too. it brings us immense joy
Is Ribena trying to turn into a female covertly? Surely there'll be a point where is conservative muslim parents notice their son has become a '''''''''daughter'''''''''
>>61622537
>>61622543
jf benders out
>>61622476
Perhaps start with her large chest. I would like to hear your thoughts, please share.
>>61622586
>>61622586
>>61622586
>>61622586
>>61622586
>>61622571
God I hope they honour kill him.
anyone else kinda jealous of poleaboo/monica?
Xe literally has nothing to lose, xheir literally the freest person amongst us, they can do what they want.
>>61622537
We'd go to Otley Chevin and watch as the sun goes down
>>61622543
Nothing wrong with being obese or autistic or mentally ill or possibly deranged.
>>61622571
it's for a kink
he won't come out to anybody
he'll probably drop it when he gets inconsolably emotional or suffered a stroke
>>61622598
Such is the fate of all patriots
Question
Why doesn't janny delete the old threads instead of the news threads to stop clogging up the catalog which is why the '''wait until page 7 rule'' is even enforced?
YOU DOUBTED HIS PRESENCE, DIDN'T YOU?
>>61622638
Because he's a new janny who was recently employed in the last wave of hiring. He's also a /brit/ regular so likes to make a point of flaunting his power.
why does /brit/ have its own special rules which don't apply anywhere else on the entire website?
>>61622543
r u a gril
keep an eye out
the cleaner is about
>>61622669
sure but i have a large willy
>>61622657
really makes you think
>>61622596
she has some nice heels
probably nice feet too
those are my thoughts
>>61622664
i dunno, why do you keep sucking cocks all the time?
>>61622703
shut the fuck up
>>61622571
They're not conservative and my plan is to come out when it's too late
They'll have to either take me or leave me, no turning back
>>61622630
I'll be permanently sterile in a few weeks/months
>>61622689
it's all the same to me
>>61622620
i like this picture
we should hold hands too
>>61622719
:'(
>>61622618
Thanks
Us /epl/ lads need to stick together
>>61622731
spiro doesn't last forever
the effects stop when you stop taking it
you can't chemically castrate yourself with it, even if you're taking it for years
the body will repair itself, it's a stubborn thing
>>61622748
>dat skyline
>dat apartment
>dat pose
Oh she's a slave / trafficking victim
>>61622748
looks like a guy
wearing a dress can't fix the manly face all trannies have
>>61622731
>'bena is sterilising himself
Good lad, it's for the best.
>>61622748
>linking SFW pictures on an image board
>mfw the jannies a y*nk getting back for you all telling him to fuck off
>>61622748
oh my
unironically doing a program
death to normies
freedom for /brit/
>>61622748
Fucking hell
>>61622791
FOJ
>>61622779
in what world is that a manly face
I AM GOING TO HAVE A NICE DAY TODAY
>>61622692
Would you kiss her feet? How about nibble on her legs?
>>61622796
are you a hacker
>>61622731
you going to freeze some sperm??
death to jannies
freedom for /brit/
>>61622823
Canadian men are, on average, far more feminine than the rest of the world.
>>61622796
>LAbview
kek
>>61622841
Jannies are based. Keep the trash like Amir away.
>>61620180
>Not taking HRT causes suicide and depression
>This is the lesser of two evils
For you maybe. Not for the rest of us.
>>61622866
He needs to crackdown on Th*inonce and poleboo 2bh
need a referendum on the janny
>>61622892
and aussies
>>61622830
yes xx
>>61622863
labbview is good lad, nasa and cern use it
>>61622899
4chan isn't a democracy
>>61622769
I've read otherwise
Quite a lot of sources say you can certainly become infertile permanently and rather quickly
>>61622827
a lick is fine
a nibble on the legs are fine too with such pantyhose
what would you do to her lad
>>61622892
I used to post this webm frequently but had to stop once I became a wageslave. If you only use stock 4chan, do this to completely remove pakiboo.
>>61622899
First we need a month long campaign of misleading statistics and half-truths in the tabloid media
>>61622831
No
Don't see the point
Wouldn't want to pass on my genes anyway
>>61622874
Not when I start going on on dates with lads from /brit/
>>61622946
fucking kek, love this WebM screen capture gimmick
>>61622956
bremainiacs please leave
>>61622946
>All those filters
>Uses r9k
You autistic cuck.
Pozstralians NEED to fuck off.
>>61622906
>NASA and cern use it
yes, Labview is fine if you have tons of money since it is basically buying into NI's ecosystem but for any one doing some side development on their own, I would rather stick with good 'ol c/c++ and homemade DAQs
>>61623018
Yeah I used to browse /r9k/ quite a bit. It was only bearable with those filters. Nowadays it's not even worth it; every other thread is a girl or a guy pretending to be a girl with 300+ responses from thirsty betas.
There's nothing wrong with using filters to remove malignant narcissists from your 'chon experience. You would be silly not to.
Ah, another day under Jannydom
such is life
>>61623024
BRAVO JANNY
Whatever happened to the 'sync? We had a good little community going there hehe
>>61622796
for what purpose?
How does this even work?
Won't the pressure kill him? The cold? no air?
Won't it sway? How is he not falling off?
>>61623055
Hot desu. Please share how the fucking session would go.
>>61623113
it's done in a studio with a lot of dry ice
>>61623102
Probably still exists, just behind closed doors. All non-anonymous forums and communications eventually devolve into a circlejerk.
Last time I dipped in, it had already gone that way. Anyone who wasn't a regular was ignored.
>>61623113
>high altitude is high pressure
lmao, simply lmao
It's probably a hoax anyway, bet you still believe in 'moon ladings' too kek
>>61623113
That was shot in a sound stage you absolute fucking dunce. There is nothing above the clouds, the sky is just a projection
>>61623113
the bottle isn't even open. what is he drinking?
2bh the English flag looks better than the Union jack
>>61623149
what if the world is a flat stage then??
what's above OUR clouds??
>>61623047
you're right, NI is for rich only, but since its for uni I dont have to pay. Never thought I'd see someone who knows what they're on about in /brit/
what do you study? or have you graduated?
>>61623125
the faxineiro is doing his trabalho so i dont think its possible rn
>>61623168
>A
>FUCKING
>TREE
Just got warned for trying to post a new thread
fucking hate my friends
they are so goddamn stupid
they had a shouting match over their favourite movies and harry potter movies
I could backflip rn
>>61623210
You should be more obedient
am i obedient
>>61623220
what were their favourite movies
>>61623220
>having dumb friends
looool you dun goofed mate, also means you're probably a dolt too. Sorry.
reminder you can drink from puddles
>Leadsome debates passionately for Brexit
>1 week later
>"Brexit would be a disaster"
I don't fucking understand. Why are so many brexit campaigners trying to get brexit then say the opposite after the referendum? What's the point? What do they gain?
They're making us look like fucking idiots.
Is there actually anyone that fought so hard for Brexit that actually believes in it?
>>61623220
>being friends with 14 year old girls
hope not
Force keeps the Janny in power - force alone must overthrow him
>>61623257
probably just Nigel by this point
>>61623257
Because they realised it was a massive mistake.
>>61623252
>Memestraws
Hello runt
>>61623277
2 australians are enough force
>>61623294
me
>>61623250
>you dun goofed mate
won't be reading your posts from here on in mate,
ta
>>61623245
shawshank and some other retarded shit
>>61623269
21 year old girls are NOT much better
>>61623257
They don't believe in anything. They backed who they thought would win the referendum to then boost their popularity in a bid to be PM. It's all a game of thrones. None of the politicians care about you, leave or remain.
Hopefully this has shown every voter, leave or remain that politicians can't be trusted
>>61623179
Curse you.
Crikey, I'm absolutely parched, need a drink
*grabs life-straw*
>>61623330
>being friends with girls
you got what you deserved
>>61623330
you should have just gone on a glassing spree desu
>>61620065
this 2bh
>>61623351
haha sorry mate
>Erdogan calls Assad a ‘more advanced terrorist’ than ISIS (and YPG)
ah yes turkey
>>61623340
me being alive is a curse
bit cold out
>>61623386
it's alri just don't let it happen again
>>61623332
>this is easier for him to believe than the truth
The truth:
>>61623283
MAKE A NEW FUCKING THREAD YOU FUCKING DULL CUNTS REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>61623351
>having friends
wow lad
some lefty twat just called Nige a racist on Australian television
do NOT understand why Nige doesnt sue these cunts for slander
*looks around*
*does a cartwheel*
*runs away*
love these type of videos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMuqD7qcTGQ
need my dick sucked
*grabs you by the leg*
no?
were not ALLOWED to make a new
*exhales cuban cigar*
ah, yes
business idea: change /brit/ to /brut/ to confirm whether or not janny is using a bot to oppress us
>>61623370
literally this
>>61623468
flying in the plane is often the best part of going abroad
*brushes teeth*
>>61623532
make it /anglo/ again
business idea: bundle janny into the back of a white van, cover his eyes and beat him senseless for this awful display of authority
>>61623548
went to a trip to europe with my school once and I only enjoyed the ferry to france
>>61623561
I did a few days ago and he still had me
>>61623548
>that takeoff feeling
can anyone explain to me the janitor situation
Be sexy in business, be successful at night
>>61623602
The janny is kind, the janny is generous, the janny is forgiving.
attempted to make a new
>>61623615
>>61623602
An autistic flood of retarded redditors have come to /brit/ and have started to make threads before page 7 and start screaming like idiotic children whenever their threads get deleted
>>61623633
>>61623633
>>61623633
Germany are ruining this euro, they're going to end up winning it and end all the meme magic.
>>61623567
he was going mental this arvo, he was deleting copy pasta and jokes people were making hahaha meanwhile there was literal porn in the catalogue
shit i spelled that wrong can you delete that janny x
>>61623602
basically a peruvian politician has paid his way into a position of power over /brit/ and is using his power to collect and molest our daughters and sons
he lives in a big mansion and wears a panama hat and linen suit, we call him Janny (the J is silenty) after the Peruvian word for pig (Janula)
>>61623468
BA economy really is shite, especially on the 787s. Narrowest chair going baka.
Fly Premium economy or higher otherwise FUCK that.
>>61623886
with every shot so far
FUCKING HELL JANITOR
WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM US
HE HATH ARRIVED
WHY
hahahahaha for freeee
this thread is on page 8 you stupid fucking cunt haha
>page fucking eight
giving some feedback
Fuck off janny you fat cunt
>JANITOR
Janny pisses me off but then I remember he has a pathetic life so I stop being bothered
nu
>>61623946
>>61623946
>>61623946
>>61623946
nut gone flake
you deleted the WRONG thread you total fucking mongoloid janny
Literally what are the new rules? We're on page 7 ffs. At least tell us like the old Janny did you fucking dull cunt. Are we following that old proposed rule of threads hitting 1000+ posts? TELL US YOU KEKOLD
>This thread has been pruned or deleted
he's really done his nut this time
no one man should have all this POWER
this **nitor is tsundere as h*ck
pic of the *anitor
Business idea: strap a camera to my cat and see what it gets up to outside.
>>61622267
Reminder Notch calls minecraft players/fans 'cuck moneybags'.
strap a camera to me
>>61621201
White is the colour of death.
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