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The great North-South divide edition.
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Lets have a nice thread today lads

No arguing, no starting arguments or taking part in arguments.
No talk of movie night.
No spamming
No tripcodes sorry lads I don't mind you but rules are rules

Hope all of you who have to go to work have a good day and its not to stressful.
Hope all you who are still asleep feel a bit better and realise its not all bad

How about we post the waifus to get them out the way and kick start the thread?
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>>29689971
You can post whatever you like on this board so long as it's original.

Here's some porn that I find rather hot.
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very good thread and OP is wonderful


see you on the other side
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>>29690466
Payed him to say that
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Not a fan of being ugly, lads
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>>29691248
just bee urself

that way your inner beauty will shine through
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I had 2 bottles of Leffe Brune last night.

2 for a fiver at Snesco, unbelievably good for such a quality beer.
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>>29691713
I simply can't get into alcohol
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>>29690145
I use to hate you but now i'm starting to like you
Keep making these early morning threads lad
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Energy drinks are lush

Don't care if this makes me a manchild desu
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Enjoy your colon cancer anon
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>>29691804
It's a dreadful normie swill.
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>>29691713
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4lTazX3asg
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>>29692184
I just picked up a rockstar, much better
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>>29692281
Probably their funniest sketch ever

Literally me when buying Crest Super at the offie
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>>29692309

https://youtu.be/XrPZZzHWCTM

>>29690145
have a nice day lads
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>>29692352
One blueberry one and one of the new watermelon ones.
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why is that bloody EU flag not on fire/ in tatters yet
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>>29692654
Never seen those in shops

Only Monster, Relentless and Red Bull
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>>29692184
>>29692309
enjoy your kidneystones chaps
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>>29692654
>the new watermelon ones.
Nigger juice
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>>29692693

Asda sell them.
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watched Quadrophenia last night

fucking top film

want to be a mod now
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Micro pizza, a joint and rocket league

could life be any comfier
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>tfw wage cucking in less than an hour
>tfw get an early night and still tired
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>>29692883
wake and bake with a coffee and then taking a massive dump

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVzUFNWIYM0
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Lads my step dads 2 year old staffy just attacked my 12 year old german shepard x collie and my dog battered his chavvy dog.

couldn't be prouder.
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>>29693021
get that piece of shit put down, a sheppie collie cross does not deserve to be assaulted by such vermin
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>>29693054
The staffys a really nice dog, just a bit over excited at time.
This is my pup, very happy with his win.
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recently moved to slough, checking out adult work and there's a suprising amount of white english milfs on here. is 150 bong expensive for an hour?
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Guys I feel of this moment I have just reached a complete degenerate nirvana - a new low - and it feels fucking beautiful.

The only way is up
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There's a brothel in my town, never been
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Been spending money lads
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>>29693160
forgot to mention this seems to be the rates for all women round here, even the really hot ones. wondering if its worth looking elsewhere if its cheaper and just driving over.
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>>29690145
Posting waifu. What a very lovely fish, lad. thank you for the kind words but I'm not sure I can deal with work today.
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>>29693115
That is a cute wanwan. Please pet him from sacked civil engineer anon and give him a tasty doggo treat.
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>>29693170
if you can remember wagecucking your not even near the bottom lad

https://youtu.be/wh7r_f_rw0c
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>>29693212
>>29692550

Why the fuck you been nice to that nigii fucking cunt?


>>29690145
Go get beat by daddy
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>>29693213
>give him a tasty doggo treat.
Hes had his treat, the blood of the staffy.
Made my step dad look a right cunt.
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>>29693212
Do you go to movie night?
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>>29693311
Yes, but I forgot about it this Friday. Why?
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are nootropics completely banned in the uk?
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>>29693346
They was all telling me you was kentanon and I didn't believe them.
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>>29693256
this is a nice sunday thread (start of the month)

one trip friend already spoiled the perfect thread, its a good job i have beer left from last night

https://youtu.be/56RlRc4Imo4

>heading towards the grey whistle test desu
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>>29693212
Is this show worth watching?
Looks like a SAO/Log Horizon imitation
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>>29693375
KentAnon I am not.
>>29693391
I liked it and found it quite funny, but the studio is DEEN so the animation quality is a bit low.
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>>29693381
>its a good job i have beer left from last night

SACKED CIVIL ENGINEER ANON has a bottle of rum, half a bottle of gin, 9 beers and a leftover pan spagbol he skillfully cooked last night.

He plans for today or tomorrow to be his final day of binge drinking before beginning his 'comeback'.
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>>29692686
>thinking its the main land that'll be burning

If the vote was re-done today it would be 60-40 in. Which is beautiful because it highlights voter regret. Why are the governments giving the people these votes, is it the rise of social media?

https://youtu.be/JQ4fEFCdNY0

thin lizzy? irish or british ?
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>>29693212

Ohayou minna.

>>29693391

Konosuba is really good.
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>>29693408
Who are you lad if you don't mind me asking? It was my first time on friday and i'm trying to figure out whose who.
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mummy is out i'm gonna eat her vegetarian sausage rolls without her
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>>29693462
need to find the bottom of a lot of bottles lad are you even trying
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Gonna have a cig and then a shit, no one post until I get back please
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>>>/int/61616478/
>poleabitch antics

my eye brows are growing singles, the look like pubes

https://youtu.be/00wDtPl42IE
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>>29693587
okey dokey lad
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>>29693511
>vegetarian sausage

que
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>>29693626
>the literal view

ugh
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>>29693657
THEY GOOD
BETTER THAN NORMAL ONES
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>>29693503
I wasn't there this Friday but I normally just go by DB.
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>>29693662
Let's hit the keys and be the bad misbegotten looked upon you the thought of it in a drawing playing the sound of landing on the breakable sea surface if you don't understand something just STFU
https://youtu.be/FHppixeVFao
https://youtu.be/CiQAdFkwX6s
https://youtu.be/Z7JUpqwRsFk
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>>29693484
>Why are the governments giving the people these votes
because that's direct democracy you spacker
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>>29693708
Oh right I think I know all the anime posters now.
DuroBlitz (Ithink?) Wizard hat
Nymph Chain girl
Essanon Brown haired one
Nigii Fish or taylor swift

Thats all of them right?
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Poleaboo has started taking Estrogen

Also went for a jog around the block last night to burn some calories and get that fem body

Plotted a 0.4 mile route that I'd go around 3 times
Got tired and self concious around 0.3 miles
Walked home

Still breathing heavily 10 minutes on
Think the last time I ran was 2 years ago
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>I'm seriously gonna walk 10 minutes x2 to the tesco extra at 4pm just to look at the reduced section

I dunno how pathetic I am but I just CANNOT resist buying them ox tongues, pork tongues and honey roast hams from the deli at 1/3 the price.

Bonus points if I buy olives and marinated sundried tomatos at 25-33% original price.

Fuck me why do they release so much cheap shit before closing on sundays.
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>>29693904
reposted?

>>29693926
Get us a new t shirt please mine has gravy on it
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>>29693878
the governments are moving to the right while making it appear like its people power or direct democracy at the helm, does this make sense to you?
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is meme magic actually real? if it's a joke i think its getting out of hand now, we should probably stop guys
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i'm fucking fuming tbqh lads
my dad stalked me to the tesco
i don't know if he thought i was buying cigarettes or what but when i walked out of the shop he was there in his car then he fucked off really fast like he thought i didn't see him or something the old cunt
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https://youtu.be/0RBWQEBffvY

only 14 bottles of beer left
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>>29693904
We voted leave faggot
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>>29690145
Posting waifu in a hopefully comfy thread
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>>29694020
Yes, good boy

POLES OUT
PAKIS IN
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>>29693484

>it would be 60-40 in


Sure it would you sore loser. Sure it would.
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>>29694030
>insert a gut feeling
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>tfw I've just done this

fuck

What the hell do I do now?
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>>29693953
okay bonsai lad... whatever you say
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>>29694042
snip the corner off
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>>29694000
what did you buy fampai
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>>29694050
just what i think i observe, thanks for the ok anon
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>>29694068
dr pepper m8
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>>29694000
My parents are like that, I am 19 and was having a cig in the back garden and my mum got the neighbour to text her and I got an angry phone call.
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How's about a bit of Gary lads?

Like's me a bit of Gary lads I do, the leader

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Msnt4lLm-g
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>>29694095
if you have kids your not a robot and should leave
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>>29693953

In general the only people who oppose right wing governments are faggots and traitors.

So which are you, a faggot or a traitor?
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>>29694080
good choice lad, just picked up a twix and a mars milkshake
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>>29693503
>It was my first time on friday and i'm trying to figure out whose who.

HE'S TRYING TO DOX US LADS, EVASIVE MANOUVERES

>>29690145

Posting waifu, isn't she a qt?
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>>29693364
If the seller is in the UK i believe they are, still plenty of options where you can buy them in GBP but they are shipped in from abroad.
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>>29694114
non voter and you can't make me
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>>29694090
my mum gave up on me because of my brother who's 5 years older, he was the biggest degenerate around in his teen years and was drinking and smoking weed by age 11 so by the time i was even 10 my mum didnt care for me or anything and i had to look after myself and i made bad choices like doing drugs and stuff, part of me wishes she was overprotective like that instead

you're lucky anon it just means she cares

>tl;dr my brother made my mum not love her kids and i became a druggy as a result
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Don't know if I'm gonna be able to make the next thread lads, Sorry.

Don't blame me if its bad lads
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Is Galactic Civilisations 3 a good game to buy lads?

It's on sale, just like everything else
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>>29693926
always get one of the roasted chickens for cheap if i time it right, goes great in sandwich with fresh bread especially when the chickens still warm.
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>>29693926

>tfw you walk to Tesco and the reduced section is full of gala pie, random cheeses and those spanish omelette things
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>>29694189
the youngest is normally the favourite lad, you have the keys to clean up start shooting straight and get the family back together
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>>29694229
its not even worth a try she has a look of disgust on her face at the sight of us, my brother became a normie with a wife, decent job and nice home because he has chad genes and was able to just effortlessly snap out of it, but because we had different dads i have robot genes and now im fucked for life
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>>29694213
>monsters on clearance
>only the white ones left
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>>29694257

>Chicago Town pizza on offer
>Pepperoni out of stock
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>>29694299
Meat Feast are at least equally as good
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https://youtu.be/jySfU10IQu4

11 beers left
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>>29694192
Whats with the name of today's thread?
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how do teenagers suck down so much alcohol
it tastes yucky
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>>29694337
drink a beverage that tastes nice to you for pre-drinks until youre tipsy and then you won't be bothered by bad tastes as you're already drunk enough to man up and stop being a manchild about bad tastes
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>>29693953

Are you retarded? This is our Wall Street protests. It is a fucking embarrassment.
>>Protest democracy
>>Call the majority that won the referendum fascists
>>All while spitting on and threatening leave voters
>>Have no fucking idea what the EU actually is
>>Protest because "we don't want to leave Europe"
>>Claim the leave camp only won because of lies and scaremongering
>>"THE ECONOMY IS GOING TO CRASH, WE'LL ALL BE BROKE, FIRE IN THE SKIES AND BLOOD ON THE STREETS, BORDER CONTROL MEANS RACISM, ALL OLD PEOPLE SHOULD JUST DIE SO THE MAJORITY VOTE CAN GO TO THE PEOPLE THAT DIDN'T VOTE"

>And meanwhile in Commons every other word out of people's mouths is.
>>MY CONSTITUENCY VOTED LEAVE, TUT TUT TUT, WHAT ARE WE ENTITLED TO
>>Please overrule the referendum
>>Hate crime hate crime hate crime racist leavers, Farage the liar
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>>29694337

Have you ever drunk a smirnoff ice or a wkd or one of those fruit ciders?

Literally tastes like pop lad
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>>29694399
thats your I'm still reviewing all the information

>forced id cards when
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>>29690145
Here for waifus and a comfy thread. Let's aim for a utopian britfeel
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>>29694196
if you buy it let me know, i'm tempted myself.
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>>29694337
almost a haiku there lad

maybe change it to "quite yucky" or something

>hurr durr it has to be about gay weeb shit to be a haiku
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>>29693391
It's poor compared to Log Horizon desu. So many of these kind of shows should learn from it.
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>>29690145
here is my waifu her name is kotobuki tsumugi and we are in love
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Ordered a burger and it's not even noon.
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I'm sick of my wageslave job. I earn a decent amount, 26k and I'm in line for a payrise within the next few weeks. I am extremely grateful for my financial position, I enjoying investing my money and I still with my parents. But my job makes me fucking miserable, it's a systems administrator job and I am desperate to leave but I am terrified of financial insecurity.

What do I do ;_;
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>>29689971
I'm a southerner but I'd rather be northern desu. life would be so much easier. fucknig hate living down here
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>>29690145
Just original comment my post up desu
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>>29693892
Mate there's more than 3 of us...we just don't all have names
Tay Tay doesnt count
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>>29694458

Fellow job hating wagecuck here

Don't know lad, if you ever work it out then let me know pls

>tfw work at 6:00 tomorrow morning
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>>29693484
Yea yea just like the polls were clear Remain would win.

Voter regret is a PR spin. I've never met anyone with strong political convictions that changed their minds after the referendum and it was the most passionate British vote in decades.

Just because Glenda from the shop who ticked almost at random has changed her mind doesn't mean the majority of leave voters would.
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Poleaboo is current on Anti-Androgens and Estrogen

It's quite interesting, completely kills your libido
Haven't had an erection in 24 hours
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>>29694502

This.

If you voted remain you're a traitor.
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>>29694476

does karen like tea parties desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p74I4CGo2No
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>>29694476
>>29694443
>>29694414

Wew where did you all come from?

How are you all?
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Poleaboo saw that post about a burger and wants one too. It's so hard being a cute girl and looking after your figure. Ewww.
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>>29694426
how's this?
original post
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>>29694666
I fucked it up
check em though
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>>29694555
I'm always here, every day. Quiet day at home as usual, gonna watch Twin Peaks soonish.

How are you anon?
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>>29694715
I am really bad ngl but I wont bore you with the details.

This is the first nice and comfy thread in ages lads
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>>29694458

Look at contracting. It's good money in exchange for no job security. But realistically you don't have much job security anyway.
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>>29694834
You should get a coffee/tea and try to relax senpai.
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Who else /comfy/ here?

>Laying on sofa with laptop on lap
>Cup of tea on the table
>Cool breeze blowing in through the windows
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>>29694890

>cool breeze

Jelly as fuck 2bh, it's so muggy round my way and I just can't get comfy
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I'm from southamerica and in a few months I'm going to Sheffield U to do a master degree. How is the town? What do you recommend me to do to avoid robotness? I don't want to commit the same mistakes I did in my previous University.
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Lads I'm officially not a fat cunt anymore, I've reached a 'normal' BMI, wahey
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>>29694902
Where you at?

South East here and admittedly the wind has picked up a little, then again I am relatively close to the coast.
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>>29694477
I just mean the movie night ones lad, not the thread waifu posters.
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Poleaboo hates when you lot feel 'comfy'. Imagine being on edge 24/7 while the world is against you. That's Monica's life.
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>>29694920
Well done lad, keep it that way. Proud of you senpai.
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>>29694939

Kek, these moments are glorious before my nerves pick up again. I savour them.
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>>29694928

Grim Northerner lad, sky is depressingly gray, but it's still uncomfortably hot

Still have to walk to Tesco yet as well
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>>29694939
Poleaboo come on, I still support you but please don't ruin the thread. You have been spamming loads today.

>>29694920
Well done mate
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>>29694666
>>29694696
checked

nice bit of artwork lad
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>tfw have the most obscure waifu in existence
>So obscure she doesn't even have a name
>So obscure she has no fan art
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>>29694958
Damn, sorry mate. Hope you can get comfy in some way.
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>rubbing your moist glans and smelling your fingers
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>>29694959
Not Poleaboo but I do hate comfy feels when I can't be comfy myself
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I'm gonna go to bed lads, I feel really sick.

Bye
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>>29694980
>So obscure she has no fan art
The hell? Is she a NPC in an unpopular game or something?
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>>29695045
She's from a manga that isn't very popular and she's not even one of the main characters.
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>>29695025
Get better soon mate
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>>29695099
Is that her? That sucks senpai, hope she doesn;'t get killed off.
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>>29695099
I think she has a moustache lad
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>>29695099
isnt she jsut gogo yabari
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>>29695280
No but that was a joke they used in the manga

>She was referred to as "kill bill" once
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>>29694042
put it in the middle and hold it upright
capri suns are gone in 2 slurps anyway
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>>29694959
Poleaboo just wants a tribute from these threads. Say thank you for my presence or somthing in the OP.
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>>29693178
There's a brothel in every town mate.
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>>29694846
>Look at contracting. It's good money in exchange for no job security.

SACKED CIVIL ENGINEER ANON is planning the launch of his own ltd civil engineering service company. He doesn't like answering to anybody or paying his taxes and he likes being paid hundreds of GBP per day for easy work.

>realistically you don't have much job security anyway.

SACKED CIVIL ENGINEER ANON highly agrees with this statement.
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>>29695407
Monica please dox this mong. He's a very boring personality.
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>>29694425

How about you buy it and let me know
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>>29695407

Literally the worst "personality" on here.
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BOY! *BRRRRRROOMMP*
BOY! *BRRRRRROOMMP*
BOY! *BRRRRRROOMMP*


NOW IN THE STREETS THERE IS VIOLENCE
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>>29695426
>>29695439
Poleaboo samefag.

SACKED CIVIL ENGINEER ANON challenges poleaboo to 'DOX' him. He will pay poleaboo GBP10,000 if he able to do so.
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Poleaboo's getting annoyed about how long this 'fembot' is taking to reply to his emails.
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>>29695439
Just another neet that wants to be unique
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>>29695489

Try again. Or fuck off. Preferably fuck off.
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>>29695489
Poleaboo made neither of those posts
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this hangover is absolutely haram lads
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>>29694503
I can beat that by about 90 days.
>my life on antidepressants.
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wish i was bisexual
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Are there any "good" britfeel personalities?
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>>29695578
you wish you had an interest in something you have no interest in?

or you are already bisexual and you wish you had the ability to act on it

help me out here
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>>29695492
Trying to get them to domme you?
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>>29695579
SACKED CIVIL ENGINEER ANON, lad. Best BRITFEEL poster desu.
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>>29694503
It doesn't work that quickly you dumb paki.
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>>29695618
I feel like it has had some effect
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>>29695614
No, the trash here aren't worth worshiping. Trying to buy nudes.
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>>29695597
i wish i were attracted to men as well as women
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The guy who is trying to make a gimmick out of being sacked from his low paid, insignificant job should stop it.
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>>29695579
im a pretty good one.
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>>29695617
https://youtu.be/Q0A51pC3p6U
https://youtu.be/6fMnF0Fvdpo
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>>29695655
>Trying to buy nudes.
>buy nudes
>buy

Bruv
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can comrade corbo weather the zionist saboteurs?
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>>29695578
I just wish women had the same attitude toward sex as men.
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anyone else kinda jealous of poleaboo/monica?

Xe literally has nothing to lose, xheir literally the freest person amongst us, they can do what they want.
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>>29695692
She's got a glorious body, it's my goal when I fully transition. I need them for motivation, nothing sexual.
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Hi lads,

I got sacked from my job managing a fish farm.

I'm going to make it my identity on here from now on, while I descend into alcoholism.

>>29695716
Yeah very jealous
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Alright lads,

SACKED ADMINISTRATION ASSISTANT (16 HOURS PER WEEK) ANON here. I'm going to be using this name going forward so you all know who I am.
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>>29695725
got any picture you can share?
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>>29695768
She's (and myself in a few years) not for you to wank to you cretin.
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>>29695748
hey girl whats going on bby
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>>29695776

SACKED ADMINISTRATION ASSISTANT (16 HOURS PER WEEK) ANON would like to remain genderless as she does not want undue attention paid to her voluptuous breasts
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>>29695772
>She's got a glorious body

>She's (and myself in a few years) not for you to wank to you cretin.

So she's a disgusting monster with massive hands and an adams apple.

Good to know.
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Poleaboo is signing on tomorrow

Could do with jotting down a few jobs
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>>29695806
Why didn't you take up that guys offer for a job?
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>>29695815
It wasn't legit

>Ask for "Mr Memur"
>Memur
>Meme-er
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The only thing I ate or drank this Saturday was a case of beer and a couple of walnuts
Didn't even get drunk
Odd get more drunk
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>>29695833
I googled the company and that was legitimately the name of the chief executive.

Sounds like you'll use any excuse to avoid getting a job.
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>>29695833
It's clearly fucking true, Memur is on the companys namelist. You useless paki. Anything to wank and pretend you're a girl all day right?
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>>29695833
That's my dad and that is really his name. Nothing to do with memes. If you'd bothered to look up the company you could have easily checked if it was real or not. It was.

Sadly the job is gone now. Shit for you because it was incredibly easy, low stress environment, you'd have got to work on your own with no normies, you could have put whatever you wanted on the TV in the background, and it paid 9.50 an hour.

I agree with people who said that you were just looking for an excuse to be lazy. I wanted to help you but you just spat in my face.
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>>29695833
>>29695904
Fucks sake Poleaboo, that sounds like such a comfy job.

Now you'll have to take the 50 quid a week cassette manufacturing job from that guy who doesn't let you leave and makes you buy everything from a shop that he runs.
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>>29695852
>>29695884
>>29695904
obvious samefag get out

no one else cares about this shit-tier poleaboo subplot
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>>29695578
i wish i wasn't
i hate being attracted to roasties
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>>29695904
>Tfw no job where I can watch cartoons all day
Pls expand the buisness to Scotland.
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>>29695579
lewie
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>>29695426
hahahah pakipoo couldn't fucking dox anyone

>>29695365
dream on you smelly paki cunt
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>>29695960
Poleaboo has more money than anyone ITT thanks to his hard work into phishing.
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>>29695833
useless paki bellend
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>>29695990
More like his hard wageslaving at Codona's in Aberdeen.
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>>29695988
>>29696004
Edgy. Edgy and obsessed.
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>ah yes let me just take this money out of one paypal account and put it in another, I'm sure they won't notice 1000 quid missing

spin me another yarn pakipoo
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>>29696027
Not much they can do about it when I leave no evidence. Paypals problem, not mine.
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>>29692686
to be fair it was done, its just nobody bothered to save and use that version.
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Poleaboo doesn't realise there are people in this thread who know who he is from uni.

He also doesn't realise that there's a group of people in Glasgow who will have him dead.
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>>29696057
>let's see whose account it was transferred to
>ah yes here we go Mr Amir Hussein

all the evidence you need you cunt
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>>29696057
>Leave no evidence
>Transfer into his bank account

You're a lying cunt. You think everyone here is as stupid as you are? We're not stupid enough to believe your daft lies, even if you'd be stupid enough to believe them if you heard them from someone else. You fucking thick paki, you've destroyed your entire life.
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>>29696065
>He also doesn't realise that there's a group of people in Glasgow who will have him dead.
Who?
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>>29696103
You know who Amir. Watch your back.
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>>29696081
>>29696086
Who's account? Last Poleaboo heard the money went into an American account that was used to buy whatever the person in question wanted.
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>>29696065
would make sense that if he's real and the story got around people would come looking.

I just hope the media looks favorably on us because none of us like him
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reminder that Amir got bullied so hard he literally turned into a half man/half """""""girl""""""" she-beast
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I wish I could grow decent facial hair desu
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>>29696129
some ppl using Minoxidil / rogain
im tempted to get some to help fill in some slow growing parts.
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>>29696119
>Buys stuff
>Delivered to his address

I think you are too thick to do this without getting caught, so if you are lying it's only a matter of time until you are fucked. You stupid thick Paki. You didn't destroy your life enough, now you actually want to spend years in prison?
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>>29696159
Why are you so mad? The stuff is delivered to a PO box that cannot be linked to whoever acheived this. Now go back to /pol/.
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>>29696176
No one believes your lies Poleaboo.
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>>29694337
Power through until you're tipsy then it tastes good.
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>>29696195
And you've run out of arguments. Such a clever boy.
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>>29696157
I'm all natural, never felt good with drugs in any shape or form

Still early 20's so hoping it fills out in a few years
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>>29695904
if youve got owt going in nottingham let me know lad
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>>29696209
I know that there are ways to get away with stealing shit. I just don't think you are smart enough to do it Amir. Look at the mess you have made of your life.
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>>29696219
Sorry lad the job was in Salford and it's taken now.
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>>29696176
oh give over mate, everyone knows you didn't fucking nick the money so stop peddling this rubbish

did you nick the money or no? and if you did, what did you do with the money
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>>29696159
Poleaboo never bought anything with the paypals

All he did was donate 10 quid or something to Christian Aid before the account got locked
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>>29696219
ng2 here where u at lad, wanna suck me off?
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boy off da ting
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>>29696065
No one knew who Poleaboo was during the 4 years at uni

Doubt they remember him now

The only indication that his existance was acknowledged was that the polish girl said to a classmate "You know that boy (in our class?), Poleaboo?">>29696065
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>>29696246
Pls gibe a Glasgow offer.
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>>29696015
The money from the amusement park barely covered rent (including the months he wasn't working)
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i just want to slam my cock into a fat slut, should i adultwork it lads? anyone found any that do bareback on there
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>>29695904
Poleaboo is sorry, he fucked up

Please can you give him another helping hand?
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>>29696307
Grovel. Make it worth my while.
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The tumblr domme got back to me

We're making a booking Saturday or Sunday next week

>Yes that's fine - Which would you prefer? And what time?
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>>29696270
wanna not
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>>29696307
smelly paki

you dont deserve happiness or comfort
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>>29696325
I naughty, filthy little cock slut who isn't grateful for the kindnesses master bestows on me
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>Amir is spending my tax money to pay a white blonde to call him a paki
Is there somewhere I can report this? Fuming desu
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>>29696339
And those who restrict me happiness and comfort don't deserve life
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>>29696354
Recipients of benefits have the right to spend them on whatever they want
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>yfw southerners call a petrol station a "garage"
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>>29696354
>white blonde
Is there any other kind of blonde?
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>>29696358
You evil little paki, what are you implying? You're too scared to even say it aren't you? You will never do anything you will ALWAYS be a pushover.
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>>29696368
They are to be spent to help the receipent in pursuing jobs.
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>>29696384

Finns

Melanesians
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>>29696390
>You're too scared to even say it aren't you?
because it's illegal

Not so unintelligent to get nicked for exactly the same crime twice

I mean, I know I've been arrested under the same legislation twice with the same charge but the actions that led to the arrest were different

>You will never do anything you will ALWAYS be a pushover.
Keep fuelling my anger, I'll blow up one day

And you probably thought I didn't have the guts to go to my laser hair removal consultation
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>>29696412
No, I don't think that's true

Think you can request extra money and stuff for that like bus passes and to sit exams
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>>29696358
hahahaha mate you couldn't even kill yourself if you tried let alone someone else
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