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Saturday, what a day, groovin' all week with you edition
puffy cat pussy
Hoping for rain tomorrow. I do not like the heat. Post waifus.
>>29701975
Oh shit it's Sunday.
Fuck
>>29701975
Cat brought a whole fucking pigeon home.
how the fuck did she kill that.
she`ll be bringing a fucking eagle home next.
>eat a food
>simultaneously read about that food on wikipedia
anyone else do this?
>>29702157
My cat dragged a dead stoat through the cat flap once
Must have been one hell of a fight
Has anyone here signed on the first time recently and could explain what the process is like nowadays?
I made this question in the previous thread but no one answered ;_;
I'm going to study in Sheffield University (South Yorkshire) and I want to know how's life over there. Level of SJW? expensive?
Also, what do you recommend me to do when I arrive there to leave robot status? Basically I'll be alone over there and I'm not extroverted, so making friends is difficult for me. Thanks.
>>29702200
The first time they ask you a load of questions about your skills and past jobs and get you to sign the agreement that says you will try to look for work.
It takes longer than most sessions
>>29702210
when your house mate ask you to come out for freshers/sit in the kitchen and pre-drink then say yes, if you say no then you have maybe 1 or 2 opportunities that week to make it up and say you were busy otherwise they'll think your a weirdo and you'll be doomed for the rest of the year.
>>29702210
>Level of SJW?
>so making friends is difficult for me
top kek. this is what all /pol/fags look like in real life. you will continue to struggle making friends if you are racist and hate women pal
;____; leave him alone you vultures
>>29702109
Looking forward to a lie in tomorrow desu
>>29702299
I agree with this shit. You should agree to social things or they will just stop inviting you and it will get awkward.
You won't be able to magic in to a chad at uni if you weren't already at school.
Today I realised how weird I am when I told my sister something I'd told my friend, under the false pretence that it had actually come from my friend.
We know these two (adult) sisters, one with big tits and the other with DFC. I told her my friend had suggested that one had drunk more milk when growing up.
My sister told me that was really creepy and called my friend a weirdo (when it had actually come from me originally). I'm not sure if anime or 4chan did this to me, but I think I need to be more careful IRL.
>>29702299
Thanks, I'll take it into account.
>>29702331
C'mon, the things you read here about SJW in University environments are at least "frightening".
>>29702264
are you forced to let them monitor your online activity?
>>29702604
>the things you read here
well that's the problem isn't it, you are listening to 4chan
actually go with an open mind about these people, if you don't you will struggle
>>29702331
>not being SJW makes you sexist and racist
This is what SJWs actually believe.
>>29702299
this is very good advice anon
when i went i got invited out every night the first few days, accepted twice, but didn't really enjoy myself
then i rejected two invitations in a row, and never got invited out again for the entire year
>>29702675
>>29702299
>>29702210
The fact of the matter is that you have to pretend to have a good time, even if you're not having one, otherwise you'll end up a loner. Sad but true. Hopefully you learn to enjoy it or become comfortable being a robot.
>>29702210
>Level of SJW
mate get over yourself or you'll never make friends
just accept that universities are generally quite liberal institutions and there's bound to be 'SJW' types everywhere, you won't escape it, but it occurs to varying degrees across different institutions, I don't know anything personally about sheffield but I doubt it's that bad, you won't be paraded through the streets as a rapist for having a wank for example, just get on with it.
and like the other lad said, take up invitations to drink with your pals, it's a slipperly slope to billynomatesville and you might be there before you realise
you're foreign I assume so already you're at an advantage, you're interesting by virtue of your accent/culture/experiences - you'll do fine mate, enjoy it, sheffield's a cool place
>>29702606
No, they prefer if you share you account on the universal jobmatch with them but you don't have to.
Flat out saying you won't might be suspicious but you can delay it and then act a bit thick and confused and claim you did and say you will do it next time.
I was on JSA for quite a while on 2 occasions and I never logged in to the universal jobmatch thing after creating an account
>>29702210
Just don't be a wank who takes the internet too seriously. Especially shit from 4Chan. That includes complaining about "teh SJWs".
No one is going to force you to pretend to be incredibly liberal, but if you push your niche /pol/itical beliefs down people's necks then you'll end up being regarded as a total twat.
Just don't get real life and 4Chan confused and you'll be alright.
>>29702743
thanks for the insight mate
Considered trying to roll my car on the way home as a method of suicide.
Should probably go talk to my gp desu
>Just dropped my pizza on the floor
What kind of font should I use for the note, lads?
>>29702975
Jesus fuck my dick
She looks like Xenia
>tfw training at new job next week
>will be expected to do small talk with supervisor for a whole shift
can someone teach me how to bant?
>>29702842
SJW bullshit in university is fucking annoying though, he has a right to complain about them
this is part of the reason I picked Leeds instead of Brighton for my undergrad, I grew up in the latter so I know how retarded the students there actually are.
>>29702975
>>29703039
No wonder these threads are so quiet with the rates we're offing ourselves at. I am the cunt who needs to off himself due to balding an all.
What a way for /britfeel/ to fade out of existence.
>>29702716
>>29702725
>>29702842
Thanks. Yeah, I suppose that the amount of time in 4chan has distorted my views towards the UK. I don't consider myself /pol/ tier tough... Still, I'll have to be careful with what I say, in my country you can freely mock niggers, jews, gays, etc. without being called racist, xenophobic, and so on. I'll asume that it's like my previous university, where there were closed niche radical groups that made their own manifestation without bothering too much the students.
I'm reading about "societies", are they like clubs or something? that's a big name...
>>29703069
analyse sporting event scores and statlines if he's a normie then he probably talks sports
>>29703188
>in my country you can freely mock niggers, jews, gays
yeah I would definitely recommend not doing that here
yeah societies are clubs
>>29703059
>muh dick
uuuu
>>29703069
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWJIQm9qH-w
>>29703188
you can get arrested for twitter comments about muslims or brown people for "hate speech" here
be careful
>>29703069
My bants this week have consisted of:
>Anon did you see Djokovic?
>Yeah mad innit!
>Haha yeah mate unreal
>Well it's definitely year of the underdog! Haha
>Haha you're right actually
>Hey anon, Iceland beat England eh who would've thought it!
>Haha yeah man innit
>Crazy!
>Year of the underdog innit
>Oh man yeah you're right bro, sp much has happened
>What's the deal with this weather anon? Can't make up its mind haha
>Year of the underdog innit
>What?
>>29703188
Yeah societies are clubs but they usually have their own control structure like a president etc. and are sort of under the students union as a body.
>>29703271
>I-I s-said year of the underdog i-innit h-haha
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2SmoBvg-etU
>>29703271
>tfw I haven't spoke anything out loud to anyone since I stumbled home drunk friday.
I think I might be a mess
I'm masturbating to this anons greentext lads, feels pretty good
>>29701057
>>29703301
I've been spazzing up my words a lot recently, at work especially
Doing that thing where you literally fuck up your words and end up going mmmf mmm mm blah let me start again
Ended up telling a customer Sorry, think I woke up with autism this morning and she laughed so hard a massive line of snot shot out of her nostril and dangled from her chin
Wad funny because she was pretty fit and seeing someone like that try to recover from something like that happening was hilarious
>3 July 2016
ah yes... time... excellent... slipping through my fingers
>>29703214 >>29703245 >>29703271
thanks anons.
haha normies and their football innit.
>tfw too nervous talking here and end up replying to the wrong posts
>>29703501
why you nervous senpai?
I don't mind Johnny Foreigners here so long as they're talking abour Britain and that
a woman driver pulled out on me at a junction a month ago lads
got a letter today from the 5-0 saying that she must attend a driver awareness course, and pay a fine or be prosecuted.
It's not a huge victory but knowing the bitch couldn't use her vag to get out of it was satisfying
>>29702975
Crashed several cars pretty badly mate rolled one of them 3 times
Find a better method, its good for a bit of fun though
>>29703571
Five noughts?
>>29703591
the popo, the pigs, the rozzers
THE POLICE
>tfw jew nose
>tfw weak chin
>>29703623
>tfw no chin
>tfw no jaw
>tfw 5'6
My oversized nose and maybe ears are the least of my troubles
>tfw low test baby face but ability to grow a high-test looking beard hides this
P H E W
>>29703623
>tfw big nose
>tfw weak chin
>tfw patchy facial hair
>tfw curly hair
>tfw your brother is much better looking
Actually had girls i was trying to chat up tell me my brother is really good looking
>>29702363
Wrong
highly original comment
>>29703528
because I'm clumsy af when it comes to talking to people, and it shows even on 4chins.
>>29703623
>Baby face
>No beard
>Manlet
>Autism
One day I'll find the courage to kill myself
does anyone else here think that the word 'missus' is the most cuck thing a guy can say? it makes me fucking cringe tbqh
>oh yeah lad I was out with the missus the other day blahblah
>>29703577
does your insurance still pay out even though its blatantly obvious you were fucking around/driving too fast? I've always wondered as no car would flip if being driven correctly, i've always kind of been tempted to ram mine at full speed into the side of a building (hopefully i would die but if not i'd like some insurance money to have another go)
>>29702210
I know Sheffield, it's a safe city with lots to do. Try going to the peak district lots when you go, it is beautiful.
>>29703571
how did they catch her? did you report her or did they actually see it? this happens to me almost daily and once or twice i have been within inches of hitting them
>>29703829
Sweetheart is objectively the best term
>Tfw no sweetheart
>>29703640
>>29703759
>>29703828
I love you lads
>>29703829
What else are you supposed to say? I was out with my gf?
>>29703829
Nah I slightly enjoy the juxtaposition of it if its a young guy talking about his fuckmeat
>>29703829
im pretty sure thats been a common term in my local area for as long as anyone alive can remember
>>29703640
>>29703759
>>29703828
>tfw slowly got better looking over the last few years
>still average at best
feels okay man
>>29703861
we actually collided.
she had to be cut free from her little audi because I was driving a 4x4 at the time
>>29703866
>Sweetheart
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2xuG2qfZUg
>>29703874
they could call them by their actual name?
>>29703759
>tfw your brother is much better looking
thank you anon, you just reminded me of the best moment of my life.
>on holiday in america with my brother
>hiking up some mountain
>some qt college girls have stopped up ahead
>literal stacies
>one of them is pretending to fall over the edge of the path down the hill
>"careful, one of these boys might have to save you"
>"would rather the second one saved me"
>tfw walking behind my brother
>tfw pretend not to hear
literally the only time in my life where a girl has talked about my appearance favourably
funnily enough your description of yourself is pretty spot on for me as well
>>29703902
Nice man, sounds like you fucked her up. I'm not suprised she was driving an audi, would've been her husbands bmw otherwise. Was it a TT or A1
>>29703917
Isn't this guy a tranny now?
>>29703923
>talking to random stranger
>oh yea I went there with Becky
>Who?
>Becky, the girl I have sex with
>oh... okay...
Am I doing it right??
>>29703871
We're all in this together lad
>>29703901
>tfw ok looking irl
>tfw every photo looks like I have birth defects
>>29703936
a metallic grey A1
her cuck bf was in the car with her as well
>>29703958
Isn't he in jail for the pepperspray incident
>>29703902
>muh SUV
>bragging about how you drive in traffic
confirmed microdick
>>29703958
This guy, is Christian Weston Chandler
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXjnakAlF-s
>>29703960
>Becky, the girl I have sex with
at that point you would say gf, partner, fuckstick or whatever you want to call it
>>29703993
Why would you say 'gf', which makes you sound 12 or 'partner' which makes you sound gay and not 'missus' which makes you sound like a awaaaay top lad #banter#cheekynandos
>>29703963
kek, i love how you can predict the cars which people have accidents in. I steer clear of any Audi A1s, Fiat 500s or low-spec minis they're almost guaranteed to be driven by a mong woman.
>>29703993
Nah, girlfriend is someone you have an intimate emotional connection with.
In my case I wouldnt' refer to the girl I fuck as my girlfriend, not even a friend with benefits. She's just the girl I'm seeing, that's how I put it when I talk about her.
>>29704052
I wish I could have steered clear of her desu, such a fucking hassle dealing with all the insurance shit and having to get another vehicle, I've got a courtesy car but it's shite
>>29704092
Why don't you just stop driving then you numpty?
>>29704195
because she pulled out when I was so close to her there was no way I was ever going to stop in time, obviously I tried to stop but 2 tonnes of rolling steel doesn't just come to an immediate standstill
>>29703963
>her cuck bf
How do you know he was a cuck? Because you cucked him?
No. You've always had problems with women, haven't you? Never quite been able to connect with people in general, right?
You're the cuck mate. Except you can't even get a woman. You're a life cuck. One of those guys who laughs at betas, without realizing he's actually an omega.
>>29704243
>You're the cuck mate. Except you can't even get a woman
you can't get cucked if you can't get women on any level you bumder
>>29704275
You can get cucked by life. Just a pathetic guy who is totally dominated by how difficult he finds it to get on with people socially.
Being on estrogen makes Poleaboo more sensitive to the cold
>>29704414
Honestly Poley, serious question, how do you square up being a tranny with your religious faith?
>>29704465
I don't feel it's a sin
Pakis say a lot of stupid shit because they don't know Arabic, just mix in cultural stuff, superstitions etc so I don't rate the opinion of any Paki Muslim who thinks it might be a sin
It might also be worth noting I did eat pork with Chinese Chad twice in order to make friends
Haram meat at McDonalds to avoid bothering anyone
Haram sandwiches at the amusement park for protein
>>29704527
you're a shit muslim you kafir bastardBomb the mosk poley
>>29704527
What about the opinions of Arab Muslims who think it's a sin? There are plenty.
>>29704558the mosque*
>>29704571
>Arab Muslims
never met any (other than the white muslim girls from uni)
>>29704558
Probably would to piss off my dad desu
>>29704595
Yeah but you can obviously see that it's regarded as a sin in Islam by people you haven't met. A sin is a sin, doesn't matter who you have met.
>>29704611
>can obviously see
>people you haven't met
No, I don't see the world that way
>>29704649
So if you haven't personally met someone, you always disagree with their opinion?
>>29704680
If I haven't met someone, there's no one to disagree with
Hope you're having a good Ramadan, lads.
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1467583754462.webm
>>29704707
They still put their opinions out there even if you haven't met them. Here is an example:
It is haraam for men to imitate women and vice versa, because if it is haraam with regard to clothing then imitating them in one's movements and tone of voice is even more abhorrent. So it is haraam for men to imitate women and vice versa with regard to clothing that is unique to one sex, and the one who does that is subject to the threat of being cursed
This was said by Abd al Rauf Muhammad al Munawi, a well known Islamic scholar from Ottoman era Cairo.
You haven't met him, but you know his opinion. So what do you think?
>>29704784
>fasting is what comes to mind when we think of ramadan
And in Istanbul 40 people were murdered
I'm glad Dave is fucked
>>29704784
>iftaaaaahhhhhhooooaaaaahhhh
>>29704784
>mfw I walked past a double decker with some shit about Ramadan posted on it
I literally wretched.
>>29704818
I'm not imitating a woman, I am a woman. There's a difference.
>>29704851
Turkey is a muslim country, so it was more like a blue-on-blue incident
>tfw no comfy nightwalks
its just too dark and rural here
>>29705033
Actually Turkey is a secular country. That's the whole principle that Turkey was founded on.
>>29705083
>Rural
I'd rather be stomped to death by rabid deer than shanked by a nog, 2bh.
>>29705126
>I'd rather be stomped to death by rabid deer than shanked by a nog, 2bh.
>tfw late night munchies
I got pretty close with Jess yesterday. I found out she likes Radiohead, and she helped pay for the taxi home. She told me she has a boyfriend that's moving to Australia and she's going to let go of him shortly. Does this make me the opposite of a cuck?
>>29705100
>Turkey is a secular country
*was
>>29705126
it kinda defeats the purpose when you have to bring a torch to have 30 centimeters of visibility in 1 direction, it becomes more terrifying and cold than comfy and interesting
>>29705157
>She likes Radiohead
Wow very unique girl there.
>>29705167
It was fucking Ataturk Airport
>>29705186
Sounds pretty spooky, lad.
I can barely go out in the daytime without getting spooked solid.
Poleaboo really needs these scabs on his face to heal up
Want to get started with laser
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10658681
Alright lads, animation week was good fun on friday, this week is Michael Caine flicks. Voting is open from now until midnight on tuesday.
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10658681
>>29705239
I think we all know what's going to win
>>29705278
harry brown of course
>>29705239
>flicks
At least one of those on the list is a kino
>>29705373
agreed, the italian job is the piece de resistance of british cinema
>>29701975
just picked up 35mm, stardew valley and firewatch, any other comfy single player games?
One for the london-anons
what's your fave drinking snack from the Turkish/polish off licences
Struggling to decide between pistachios, honey roasted cashews or spicy cashews
>>29705508
>firewatch
shit ending, nothing you do matters
>>29705649
Piss Stash is king lad
>>29705649
Honestly my favourite drinking snack isn't specific to that type of offy, although that is where I usually buy them. It's Flaming Hot Doritos in the 99p bag.
what's everyone up to?
listening to oasis and drinking (sol, it's fucking minging) desu
>tfw unsure if legitimately gaining more mental illnesses or just anxiety making me feel like I am
>>29705909
its a fair choice mate, used to get them a lot too
just noticed that all the turkish ones stock the same racks of nuts/etc near the checkout
>>29705938
Just been out drinking, got home eating spicy cashews, playing destiny and drinking shitty budweiser
>>29705997
Yeah the place near my flat does too. (On Commercial Road, next to Lahore Kebab House) But I only like cashews and they are insanely expensive.
>>29705970
I know this feel. hopefully seeing a real psyche soon to get proper diagnosis
>>29706018
sounds pretty comfy desu
downloaded cs:go earlier as it was on sale
everyone's fucking amazing at it though and i didn't get a single kill.was pretty disheartening
>>29706038
used to live just off kingsland rd mate near the bridge at the bottom
>>29701975
>be musician
>go to jam nights, go to uni societies and music classes
>tfw you still can't make any friends who are musicians or even start a band
>tfw you're actually better than all of them at guitar too
I actually think that other musicians (and especially guitarists) resent me a little bit for being better than them at guitar. Either that, or the autism that comes with being really good at something has destroyed my chances of actually starting anything in music with other people.
>>29706138
nice to see a fellow guitarist on here, although i'm not as much of a normie as you and have never played with or in front of anyone
what type of music do you play?
i mostly just learn comfy acoustic stuff
>>29706183
I've only started doing it since I've come to uni. I really think you have to be a chad to get even the slightest of success in music.
I play blues a lot, and jazz/soul to a lesser extent.
What you into bro?
got burning bellend syndrome and haven't even wanked or pissed tonight ffs
not on at all
>>29706234
the latest thing i learned to play was these days by nico/jackson browne
stuff like that mainly, also play quite a lot by jackson c frank
probably not the most technically demanding songs, but i love the way they sound, and i can sing along as well
>tfw took my guitar to uni and never played it because i didn't want to disturb my flatmates
Thinking of picking up youtubers life, seems pretty comfy
>>29706319
>a game where you pretend to create videos of pretend games that kids watch on the internet
reality is becoming more and more obfuscated, hard to know what's real anymore
I'm thinking of setting up a /britfeel/ top 10.
The categories would be film, television, albums, Chinese cartoons, and vidya. Would anyone be up for that?
>>29706308
Just looked him up now, seems pretty comfy.
I don't mind playing guitar in front of people, but I can't sing unless I'm certain no one is within earshot. I'm really fucking beta about singing for some reason.
>>29706386
what do you mean "setting up"?
would you do a poll or what?
>>29706413
yeah i don't do it in front of people, but enjoy doing it by myself. think i have an ok voice, though it was god-tier before i hit puberty.
>>29706420
Using Google forms or something similar, and then putting together some sort of picture.
im bloody melting in my room tonight. dunno if its just my room or if its melty everywhere.
Dear anon from yesterday, I would recommend the SOA graphic novels
>>29706450
dont use google forms most of britfeel is paranoid
>>29706319
it's not a job playing games anon it's a job performing as a comedian/presenter.... every day.....without fail.....for tiny amounts of money per minute of content consumed per user.
You have to have a huge audience to make money off it and the amount you get per their view is less than they'd give a bum on the street
>>29706518
Yojutubers life is a game anon
>>29706509
I understand the botnet concerns, what would you recommend instead?
>>29706533
oh wow..... I mean I understand flight simulators and train simulators but that's just fucking sad
>>29702109
Helping out this lonely waifu post
>>29706386
yep
desudesudesu
Just had a wank desu lads
>>29702210
>what do you recommend me to do when I arrive there to leave robot status? Basically I'll be alone over there and I'm not extroverted, so making friends is difficult for me
Providing this is not normie bait - which I think it is - you will never, ever, leave the robot status.
You are a robot and you are here for life. If you ever manage to fluke a gf, it will last for a matter of days or a month at most, then back alone.
BTW I am 30 so I've been there and done it. Hope this helps mate.
>>29706697
Same! Good to know I ejaculated at basically the same time as you mate
>>29706697
congrats mate.
go post your material, always interested as i can never find anything decent
>>29706722
pretty hot desu
>>29706727
warning: very gayhttp://www.xvideos.com/video5573785/two_russian_thugs_nap_high_school#_tabComments
Anyone still here?
This was my post earlier >>29695025 and I've only just woke up now. Jesus think that is the longest I've ever slept.
>>29706826
feels so shit when you sleep that long
used to work nights, would go to sleep mid afternoon and try to wake up in the evening.
a couple of times i slept through until about 5 in the morning, felt so awful
hope you're feeling better lad
>>29706869
I feel great thank you.
I usually only sleep 4 hours a night and I think that's why I feel sick a lot, feel the best I've felt in a long time. Need to go get some food though.
>You're clearly not physically well to work
>No, I am
>No you aren't
>Yes I am
>You aren't, you could claim ESA
>I am, though
Isn't it meant to be the other way around? Shouldn't people be encouraging you to work?
