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The great North-South divide edition.
Lets have a nice thread today lads
No arguing, no starting arguments or taking part in arguments.
No talk of movie night.
No spamming
No tripcodessorry lads I don't mind you but rules are rules
Hope all of you who have to go to work have a good day and its not to stressful.
Hope all you who are still asleep feel a bit better and realise its not all bad
How about we post the waifus to get them out the way and kick start the thread?
>>29689971
You can post whatever you like on this board so long as it's original.
Here's some porn that I find rather hot.
very good thread and OP is wonderful
see you on the other side
>>29690466
Payed him to say that
Not a fan of being ugly, lads
>>29691248
just bee urself
that way your inner beauty will shine through
I had 2 bottles of Leffe Brune last night.
2 for a fiver at Snesco, unbelievably good for such a quality beer.
>>29691713
I simply can't get into alcohol
>>29690145
I use to hate you but now i'm starting to like you
Keep making these early morning threads lad
Energy drinks are lush
Don't care if this makes me a manchild desu
Enjoy your colon cancer anon
>>29691804
It's a dreadful normie swill.
>>29691713
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4lTazX3asg
>>29692184
I just picked up a rockstar, much better
>>29692281
Probably their funniest sketch ever
Literally me when buying Crest Super at the offie
>>29692309
https://youtu.be/XrPZZzHWCTM
>>29690145
have a nice day lads
>>29692352
One blueberry one and one of the new watermelon ones.
why is that bloody EU flag not on fire/ in tatters yet
>>29692654
Never seen those in shops
Only Monster, Relentless and Red Bull
>>29692184
>>29692309
enjoy your kidneystones chaps
>>29692654
>the new watermelon ones.
Nigger juice
>>29692693
Asda sell them.
watched Quadrophenia last night
fucking top film
want to be a mod now
Micro pizza, a joint and rocket league
could life be any comfier
>tfw wage cucking in less than an hour
>tfw get an early night and still tired
>>29692883
wake and bake with a coffee and then taking a massive dump
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVzUFNWIYM0
Lads my step dads 2 year old staffy just attacked my 12 year old german shepard x collie and my dog battered his chavvy dog.
couldn't be prouder.
>>29693021
get that piece of shit put down, a sheppie collie cross does not deserve to be assaulted by such vermin
>>29693054
The staffys a really nice dog, just a bit over excited at time.
This is my pup, very happy with his win.
recently moved to slough, checking out adult work and there's a suprising amount of white english milfs on here. is 150 bong expensive for an hour?
Guys I feel of this moment I have just reached a complete degenerate nirvana - a new low - and it feels fucking beautiful.
The only way is up
There's a brothel in my town, never been
Been spending money lads
>>29693160
forgot to mention this seems to be the rates for all women round here, even the really hot ones. wondering if its worth looking elsewhere if its cheaper and just driving over.
>>29690145
Posting waifu. What a very lovely fish, lad. thank you for the kind words but I'm not sure I can deal with work today.
>>29693115
That is a cute wanwan. Please pet him from sacked civil engineer anon and give him a tasty doggo treat.
>>29693170
if you can remember wagecucking your not even near the bottom lad
https://youtu.be/wh7r_f_rw0c
>>29693212
>>29692550
Why the fuck you been nice to that nigii fucking cunt?
>>29690145
Go get beat by daddy
>>29693213
>give him a tasty doggo treat.
Hes had his treat, the blood of the staffy.
Made my step dad look a right cunt.
>>29693212
Do you go to movie night?
>>29693311
Yes, but I forgot about it this Friday. Why?
are nootropics completely banned in the uk?
>>29693346
They was all telling me you was kentanon and I didn't believe them.
>>29693256
this is a nice sunday thread (start of the month)
one trip friend already spoiled the perfect thread, its a good job i have beer left from last night
https://youtu.be/56RlRc4Imo4
>heading towards the grey whistle test desu
>>29693212
Is this show worth watching?
Looks like a SAO/Log Horizon imitation
>>29693375
KentAnon I am not.
>>29693391
I liked it and found it quite funny, but the studio is DEEN so the animation quality is a bit low.
>>29693381
>its a good job i have beer left from last night
SACKED CIVIL ENGINEER ANON has a bottle of rum, half a bottle of gin, 9 beers and a leftover pan spagbol he skillfully cooked last night.
He plans for today or tomorrow to be his final day of binge drinking before beginning his 'comeback'.
>>29692686
>thinking its the main land that'll be burning
If the vote was re-done today it would be 60-40 in. Which is beautiful because it highlights voter regret. Why are the governments giving the people these votes, is it the rise of social media?
https://youtu.be/JQ4fEFCdNY0
thin lizzy? irish or british ?
>>29693212
Ohayou minna.
>>29693391
Konosuba is really good.
>>29693408
Who are you lad if you don't mind me asking? It was my first time on friday and i'm trying to figure out whose who.
mummy is out i'm gonna eat her vegetarian sausage rolls without her
>>29693462
need to find the bottom of a lot of bottles lad are you even trying
Gonna have a cig and then a shit, no one post until I get back please
>>>/int/61616478/
>poleabitch antics
my eye brows are growing singles, the look like pubes
https://youtu.be/00wDtPl42IE
>>29693587
okey dokey lad
>>29693511
>vegetarian sausage
que
>>29693626
>the literal view
ugh
>>29693657
THEY GOOD
BETTER THAN NORMAL ONES
>>29693503
I wasn't there this Friday but I normally just go by DB.
>>29693662
Let's hit the keys and be the bad misbegotten looked upon you the thought of it in a drawing playing the sound of landing on the breakable sea surface if you don't understand something just STFU
https://youtu.be/FHppixeVFao
https://youtu.be/CiQAdFkwX6s
https://youtu.be/Z7JUpqwRsFk
>>29693484
>Why are the governments giving the people these votes
because that's direct democracy you spacker
>>29693708
Oh right I think I know all the anime posters now.
DuroBlitz (Ithink?) Wizard hat
Nymph Chain girl
Essanon Brown haired one
Nigii Fish or taylor swift
Thats all of them right?
Poleaboo has started taking Estrogen
Also went for a jog around the block last night to burn some calories and get that fem body
Plotted a 0.4 mile route that I'd go around 3 times
Got tired and self concious around 0.3 miles
Walked home
Still breathing heavily 10 minutes on
Think the last time I ran was 2 years ago
>I'm seriously gonna walk 10 minutes x2 to the tesco extra at 4pm just to look at the reduced section
I dunno how pathetic I am but I just CANNOT resist buying them ox tongues, pork tongues and honey roast hams from the deli at 1/3 the price.
Bonus points if I buy olives and marinated sundried tomatos at 25-33% original price.
Fuck me why do they release so much cheap shit before closing on sundays.
>>29693904
reposted?
>>29693926
Get us a new t shirt please mine has gravy on it
>>29693878
the governments are moving to the right while making it appear like its people power or direct democracy at the helm, does this make sense to you?
is meme magic actually real? if it's a joke i think its getting out of hand now, we should probably stop guys
i'm fucking fuming tbqh lads
my dad stalked me to the tesco
i don't know if he thought i was buying cigarettes or what but when i walked out of the shop he was there in his car then he fucked off really fast like he thought i didn't see him or something the old cunt
https://youtu.be/0RBWQEBffvY
only 14 bottles of beer left
>>29693904
We voted leave faggot
>>29690145
Posting waifu in a hopefully comfy thread
>>29694020
Yes, good boy
POLES OUT
PAKIS IN
>>29693484
>it would be 60-40 in
Sure it would you sore loser. Sure it would.
>>29694030
>insert a gut feeling
>tfw I've just done this
fuck
What the hell do I do now?
>>29693953
okay bonsai lad... whatever you say
>>29694042
snip the corner off
>>29694000
what did you buy fampai
>>29694050
just what i think i observe, thanks for the ok anon
>>29694068
dr pepper m8
>>29694000
My parents are like that, I am 19 and was having a cig in the back garden and my mum got the neighbour to text her and I got an angry phone call.
How's about a bit of Gary lads?
Like's me a bit of Gary lads I do, the leader
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Msnt4lLm-g
>>29694095
if you have kids your not a robot and should leave
>>29693953
In general the only people who oppose right wing governments are faggots and traitors.
So which are you, a faggot or a traitor?
>>29694080
good choice lad, just picked up a twix and a mars milkshake
>>29693503
>It was my first time on friday and i'm trying to figure out whose who.
HE'S TRYING TO DOX US LADS, EVASIVE MANOUVERES
>>29690145
Posting waifu, isn't she a qt?
>>29693364
If the seller is in the UK i believe they are, still plenty of options where you can buy them in GBP but they are shipped in from abroad.
>>29694114
non voter and you can't make me
>>29694090
my mum gave up on me because of my brother who's 5 years older, he was the biggest degenerate around in his teen years and was drinking and smoking weed by age 11 so by the time i was even 10 my mum didnt care for me or anything and i had to look after myself and i made bad choices like doing drugs and stuff, part of me wishes she was overprotective like that instead
you're lucky anon it just means she cares
>tl;dr my brother made my mum not love her kids and i became a druggy as a result
Don't know if I'm gonna be able to make the next thread lads, Sorry.
Don't blame me if its bad lads
Is Galactic Civilisations 3 a good game to buy lads?
It's on sale, just like everything else
>>29693926
always get one of the roasted chickens for cheap if i time it right, goes great in sandwich with fresh bread especially when the chickens still warm.
>>29693926
>tfw you walk to Tesco and the reduced section is full of gala pie, random cheeses and those spanish omelette things
>>29694189
the youngest is normally the favourite lad, you have the keys to clean up start shooting straight and get the family back together
>>29694229
its not even worth a try she has a look of disgust on her face at the sight of us, my brother became a normie with a wife, decent job and nice home because he has chad genes and was able to just effortlessly snap out of it, but because we had different dads i have robot genes and now im fucked for life
>>29694213
>monsters on clearance
>only the white ones left
>>29694257
>Chicago Town pizza on offer
>Pepperoni out of stock
>>29694299
Meat Feast are at least equally as good
https://youtu.be/jySfU10IQu4
11 beers left
>>29694192
Whats with the name of today's thread?
how do teenagers suck down so much alcohol
it tastes yucky
>>29694337
drink a beverage that tastes nice to you for pre-drinks until youre tipsy and then you won't be bothered by bad tastes as you're already drunk enough to man up and stop being a manchild about bad tastes
>>29693953
Are you retarded? This is our Wall Street protests. It is a fucking embarrassment.
>>Protest democracy
>>Call the majority that won the referendum fascists
>>All while spitting on and threatening leave voters
>>Have no fucking idea what the EU actually is
>>Protest because "we don't want to leave Europe"
>>Claim the leave camp only won because of lies and scaremongering
>>"THE ECONOMY IS GOING TO CRASH, WE'LL ALL BE BROKE, FIRE IN THE SKIES AND BLOOD ON THE STREETS, BORDER CONTROL MEANS RACISM, ALL OLD PEOPLE SHOULD JUST DIE SO THE MAJORITY VOTE CAN GO TO THE PEOPLE THAT DIDN'T VOTE"
>And meanwhile in Commons every other word out of people's mouths is.
>>MY CONSTITUENCY VOTED LEAVE, TUT TUT TUT, WHAT ARE WE ENTITLED TO
>>Please overrule the referendum
>>Hate crime hate crime hate crime racist leavers, Farage the liar
>>29694337
Have you ever drunk a smirnoff ice or a wkd or one of those fruit ciders?
Literally tastes like pop lad
>>29694399
thats your I'm still reviewing all the information
>forced id cards when
>>29690145
Here for waifus and a comfy thread. Let's aim for a utopian britfeel
>>29694196
if you buy it let me know, i'm tempted myself.
>>29694337
almost a haiku there lad
maybe change it to "quite yucky" or something
>hurr durr it has to be about gay weeb shit to be a haiku
>>29693391
It's poor compared to Log Horizon desu. So many of these kind of shows should learn from it.
>>29690145
here is my waifu her name is kotobuki tsumugi and we are in love
Ordered a burger and it's not even noon.
I'm sick of my wageslave job. I earn a decent amount, 26k and I'm in line for a payrise within the next few weeks. I am extremely grateful for my financial position, I enjoying investing my money and I still with my parents. But my job makes me fucking miserable, it's a systems administrator job and I am desperate to leave but I am terrified of financial insecurity.
What do I do ;_;
>>29689971
I'm a southerner but I'd rather be northern desu. life would be so much easier. fucknig hate living down here
>>29690145
Just original comment my post up desu
>>29693892
Mate there's more than 3 of us...we just don't all have namesTay Tay doesnt count
>>29694458
Fellow job hating wagecuck here
Don't know lad, if you ever work it out then let me know pls
>tfw work at 6:00 tomorrow morning
>>29693484
Yea yea just like the polls were clear Remain would win.
Voter regret is a PR spin. I've never met anyone with strong political convictions that changed their minds after the referendum and it was the most passionate British vote in decades.
Just because Glenda from the shop who ticked almost at random has changed her mind doesn't mean the majority of leave voters would.
Poleaboo is current on Anti-Androgens and Estrogen
It's quite interesting, completely kills your libido
Haven't had an erection in 24 hours
>>29694502
This.
If you voted remain you're a traitor.
>>29694476
does karen like tea parties desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p74I4CGo2No
>>29694476
>>29694443
>>29694414
Wew where did you all come from?
How are you all?
Poleaboo saw that post about a burger and wants one too. It's so hard being a cute girl and looking after your figure. Ewww.
>>29694426
how's this?
original post
>>29694666
I fucked it up
check em though
>>29694555
I'm always here, every day. Quiet day at home as usual, gonna watch Twin Peaks soonish.
How are you anon?
>>29694715
I am really bad ngl but I wont bore you with the details.
This is the first nice and comfy thread in ages lads
>>29694458
Look at contracting. It's good money in exchange for no job security. But realistically you don't have much job security anyway.
>>29694834
You should get a coffee/tea and try to relax senpai.
Who else /comfy/ here?
>Laying on sofa with laptop on lap
>Cup of tea on the table
>Cool breeze blowing in through the windows
>>29694890
>cool breeze
Jelly as fuck 2bh, it's so muggy round my way and I just can't get comfy
I'm from southamerica and in a few months I'm going to Sheffield U to do a master degree. How is the town? What do you recommend me to do to avoid robotness? I don't want to commit the same mistakes I did in my previous University.
Lads I'm officially not a fat cunt anymore, I've reached a 'normal' BMI, wahey
>>29694902
Where you at?
South East here and admittedly the wind has picked up a little, then again I am relatively close to the coast.
>>29694477
I just mean the movie night ones lad, not the thread waifu posters.
Poleaboo hates when you lot feel 'comfy'. Imagine being on edge 24/7 while the world is against you. That's Monica's life.
>>29694920
Well done lad, keep it that way. Proud of you senpai.
>>29694939
Kek, these moments are glorious before my nerves pick up again. I savour them.
>>29694928
Grim Northerner lad, sky is depressingly gray, but it's still uncomfortably hot
Still have to walk to Tesco yet as well
>>29694939
Poleaboo come on, I still support you but please don't ruin the thread. You have been spamming loads today.
>>29694920
Well done mate
>>29694666
>>29694696
checked
nice bit of artwork lad
>tfw have the most obscure waifu in existence
>So obscure she doesn't even have a name
>So obscure she has no fan art
>>29694958
Damn, sorry mate. Hope you can get comfy in some way.
>rubbing your moist glans and smelling your fingers
>>29694959
Not Poleaboo but I do hate comfy feels when I can't be comfy myself
I'm gonna go to bed lads, I feel really sick.
Bye
>>29694980
>So obscure she has no fan art
The hell? Is she a NPC in an unpopular game or something?
>>29695045
She's from a manga that isn't very popular and she's not even one of the main characters.
>>29695025
Get better soon mate
>>29695099
Is that her? That sucks senpai, hope she doesn;'t get killed off.
>>29695099
I think she has a moustache lad
>>29695099
isnt she jsut gogo yabari
>>29695280
No but that was a joke they used in the manga
>She was referred to as "kill bill" once
>>29694042
put it in the middle and hold it upright
capri suns are gone in 2 slurps anyway
>>29694959
Poleaboo just wants a tribute from these threads. Say thank you for my presence or somthing in the OP.
>>29693178
There's a brothel in every town mate.
>>29694846
>Look at contracting. It's good money in exchange for no job security.
SACKED CIVIL ENGINEER ANON is planning the launch of his own ltd civil engineering service company. He doesn't like answering to anybody or paying his taxes and he likes being paid hundreds of GBP per day for easy work.
>realistically you don't have much job security anyway.
SACKED CIVIL ENGINEER ANON highly agrees with this statement.
>>29695407
Monica please dox this mong. He's a very boring personality.
>>29694425
How about you buy it and let me know
>>29695407
Literally the worst "personality" on here.
BOY! *BRRRRRROOMMP*
BOY! *BRRRRRROOMMP*
BOY! *BRRRRRROOMMP*
NOW IN THE STREETS THERE IS VIOLENCE
>>29695426
>>29695439
Poleaboo samefag.
SACKED CIVIL ENGINEER ANON challenges poleaboo to 'DOX' him. He will pay poleaboo GBP10,000 if he able to do so.
Poleaboo's getting annoyed about how long this 'fembot' is taking to reply to his emails.
>>29695439
Just another neet that wants to be unique
>>29695489
Try again. Or fuck off. Preferably fuck off.
>>29695489
Poleaboo made neither of those posts
this hangover is absolutely haram lads
>>29694503
I can beat that by about 90 days.
>my life on antidepressants.
wish i was bisexual
Are there any "good" britfeel personalities?
>>29695578
you wish you had an interest in something you have no interest in?
or you are already bisexual and you wish you had the ability to act on it
help me out here
>>29695492
Trying to get them to domme you?
>>29695579
SACKED CIVIL ENGINEER ANON, lad. Best BRITFEEL poster desu.
>>29694503
It doesn't work that quickly you dumb paki.
>>29695618
I feel like it has had some effect
>>29695614
No, the trash here aren't worth worshiping. Trying to buy nudes.
>>29695597
i wish i were attracted to men as well as women
The guy who is trying to make a gimmick out of being sacked from his low paid, insignificant job should stop it.
>>29695579
im a pretty good one.
>>29695617
https://youtu.be/Q0A51pC3p6U
https://youtu.be/6fMnF0Fvdpo
>>29695655
>Trying to buy nudes.
>buy nudes
>buy
Bruv
can comrade corbo weather the zionist saboteurs?
>>29695578
I just wish women had the same attitude toward sex as men.
anyone else kinda jealous of poleaboo/monica?
Xe literally has nothing to lose, xheir literally the freest person amongst us, they can do what they want.
>>29695692
She's got a glorious body, it's my goal when I fully transition. I need them for motivation, nothing sexual.
Hi lads,
I got sacked from my job managing a fish farm.
I'm going to make it my identity on here from now on, while I descend into alcoholism.
>>29695716
Yeah very jealous
Alright lads,
SACKED ADMINISTRATION ASSISTANT (16 HOURS PER WEEK) ANON here. I'm going to be using this name going forward so you all know who I am.
>>29695725
got any picture you can share?
>>29695768
She's (and myself in a few years) not for you to wank to you cretin.
>>29695748
hey girl whats going on bby
>>29695776
SACKED ADMINISTRATION ASSISTANT (16 HOURS PER WEEK) ANON would like to remain genderless as she does not want undue attention paid to her voluptuous breasts
>>29695772
>She's got a glorious body
>She's (and myself in a few years) not for you to wank to you cretin.
So she's a disgusting monster with massive hands and an adams apple.
Good to know.
Poleaboo is signing on tomorrow
Could do with jotting down a few jobs
>>29695806
Why didn't you take up that guys offer for a job?
>>29695815
It wasn't legit
>Ask for "Mr Memur"
>Memur
>Meme-er
The only thing I ate or drank this Saturday was a case of beer and a couple of walnuts
Didn't even get drunk
Odd get more drunk
>>29695833
I googled the company and that was legitimately the name of the chief executive.
Sounds like you'll use any excuse to avoid getting a job.
>>29695833
It's clearly fucking true, Memur is on the companys namelist. You useless paki. Anything to wank and pretend you're a girl all day right?
>>29695833
That's my dad and that is really his name. Nothing to do with memes. If you'd bothered to look up the company you could have easily checked if it was real or not. It was.
Sadly the job is gone now. Shit for you because it was incredibly easy, low stress environment, you'd have got to work on your own with no normies, you could have put whatever you wanted on the TV in the background, and it paid 9.50 an hour.
I agree with people who said that you were just looking for an excuse to be lazy. I wanted to help you but you just spat in my face.
>>29695833
>>29695904
Fucks sake Poleaboo, that sounds like such a comfy job.
Now you'll have to take the 50 quid a week cassette manufacturing job from that guy who doesn't let you leave and makes you buy everything from a shop that he runs.
>>29695852
>>29695884
>>29695904
obvious samefag get out
no one else cares about this shit-tier poleaboo subplot
>>29695578
i wish i wasn't
i hate being attracted to roasties
>>29695904
>Tfw no job where I can watch cartoons all day
Pls expand the buisness to Scotland.
>>29695579
lewie
>>29695426
hahahah pakipoo couldn't fucking dox anyone
>>29695365
dream on you smelly paki cunt
>>29695960
Poleaboo has more money than anyone ITT thanks to his hard work into phishing.
>>29695833
useless paki bellend
>>29695990
More like his hard wageslaving at Codona's in Aberdeen.
>>29695988
>>29696004
Edgy. Edgy and obsessed.
>ah yes let me just take this money out of one paypal account and put it in another, I'm sure they won't notice 1000 quid missing
spin me another yarn pakipoo
>>29696027
Not much they can do about it when I leave no evidence. Paypals problem, not mine.
>>29692686
to be fair it was done, its just nobody bothered to save and use that version.
Poleaboo doesn't realise there are people in this thread who know who he is from uni.
He also doesn't realise that there's a group of people in Glasgow who will have him dead.
>>29696057
>let's see whose account it was transferred to
>ah yes here we go Mr Amir Hussein
all the evidence you need you cunt
>>29696057
>Leave no evidence
>Transfer into his bank account
You're a lying cunt. You think everyone here is as stupid as you are? We're not stupid enough to believe your daft lies, even if you'd be stupid enough to believe them if you heard them from someone else. You fucking thick paki, you've destroyed your entire life.
>>29696065
>He also doesn't realise that there's a group of people in Glasgow who will have him dead.
Who?
>>29696103
You know who Amir. Watch your back.
>>29696081
>>29696086
Who's account? Last Poleaboo heard the money went into an American account that was used to buy whatever the person in question wanted.
>>29696065
would make sense that if he's real and the story got around people would come looking.
I just hope the media looks favorably on us because none of us like him
reminder that Amir got bullied so hard he literally turned into a half man/half """""""girl""""""" she-beast
I wish I could grow decent facial hair desu
>>29696129
some ppl using Minoxidil / rogain
im tempted to get some to help fill in some slow growing parts.
>>29696119
>Buys stuff
>Delivered to his address
I think you are too thick to do this without getting caught, so if you are lying it's only a matter of time until you are fucked. You stupid thick Paki. You didn't destroy your life enough, now you actually want to spend years in prison?
>>29696159
Why are you so mad? The stuff is delivered to a PO box that cannot be linked to whoever acheived this. Now go back to /pol/.
>>29696176
No one believes your lies Poleaboo.
>>29694337
Power through until you're tipsy then it tastes good.
>>29696195
And you've run out of arguments. Such a clever boy.
>>29696157
I'm all natural, never felt good with drugs in any shape or form
Still early 20's so hoping it fills out in a few years
>>29695904
if youve got owt going in nottingham let me know lad
>>29696209
I know that there are ways to get away with stealing shit. I just don't think you are smart enough to do it Amir. Look at the mess you have made of your life.
>>29696219
Sorry lad the job was in Salford and it's taken now.
>>29696176
oh give over mate, everyone knows you didn't fucking nick the money so stop peddling this rubbish
did you nick the money or no? and if you did, what did you do with the money
>>29696159
Poleaboo never bought anything with the paypals
All he did was donate 10 quid or something to Christian Aid before the account got locked
>>29696219
ng2 here where u at lad, wanna suck me off?
boy off da ting
>>29696065
No one knew who Poleaboo was during the 4 years at uni
Doubt they remember him now
The only indication that his existance was acknowledged was that the polish girl said to a classmate "You know that boy (in our class?), Poleaboo?">>29696065
>>29696246
Pls gibe a Glasgow offer.
>>29696015
The money from the amusement park barely covered rent (including the months he wasn't working)
i just want to slam my cock into a fat slut, should i adultwork it lads? anyone found any that do bareback on there
>>29695904
Poleaboo is sorry, he fucked up
Please can you give him another helping hand?
>>29696307
Grovel. Make it worth my while.
The tumblr domme got back to me
We're making a booking Saturday or Sunday next week
>Yes that's fine - Which would you prefer? And what time?
>>29696270
wanna not
>>29696307
smelly paki
you dont deserve happiness or comfort
>>29696325
I naughty, filthy little cock slut who isn't grateful for the kindnesses master bestows on me
>Amir is spending my tax money to pay a white blonde to call him a paki
Is there somewhere I can report this? Fuming desu
>>29696339
And those who restrict me happiness and comfort don't deserve life
>>29696354
Recipients of benefits have the right to spend them on whatever they want
>yfw southerners call a petrol station a "garage"
>>29696354
>white blonde
Is there any other kind of blonde?
>>29696358
You evil little paki, what are you implying? You're too scared to even say it aren't you? You will never do anything you will ALWAYS be a pushover.
>>29696368
They are to be spent to help the receipent in pursuing jobs.
>>29696384
Finns
Melanesians
>>29696390
>You're too scared to even say it aren't you?
because it's illegal
Not so unintelligent to get nicked for exactly the same crime twice
I mean, I know I've been arrested under the same legislation twice with the same charge but the actions that led to the arrest were different
>You will never do anything you will ALWAYS be a pushover.
Keep fuelling my anger, I'll blow up one day
And you probably thought I didn't have the guts to go to my laser hair removal consultation
>>29696412
No, I don't think that's true
Think you can request extra money and stuff for that like bus passes and to sit exams
>>29696358
hahahaha mate you couldn't even kill yourself if you tried let alone someone else
>>29696374
want 2 make sumfin ov it m8??
>>29696428
That's not very lady-like. Amir you hairy monster.
>>29694426
>wkd blue
I used to love this shit. Might pick some at the weekend and ironically drink some alcopops?
Have drunk half a litre of vodka already today
>>29696532
WKD is cool again because of Vardy
>those two dommes blocked me on one account and other other they are reading my messages but not replying
Might buy some credits so I can send them a SMS message through adultwork
>Poleaboo left his phone off for a few days
>Charged it up and saw there was a voicemail
>Only today got around to listening to it
>It was an interview offer from Subway
>no phone number to reply to as it didn't seem to register as a missed call
Kill me
>>29696667
Imagine if you weren't a creepy timewaster. You could be with them right now.
Can't believe you mugs actually acknowledge him hahaha
Who here /goingtoplayfootiewithlads/ today?
SUNDAY SUNDAY HERE AGAIN TIDY ATTIRE
Post your sunday roast
>>29696769
.I would love to but I don't have any friends. We're not normies, mate
>>29696780
been picking at leftover spagbol from last night cooking lad, whilst drinking beer and rum
>>29689971
THIS IS NOW A ENOCH POWELL THREAD
>>29696780
Okay mate here is mine what my mum made
Poleaboo has 15 jobs down for his work diary
Think that's enough?
>>29696334
Yawn, this is boring now.
>>29694920
well done man
i'm currently trying to lose the weight too
i'm around 235 pounds, but i'm 6ft4 so i don't look too bad with clothes on.
it's so hard to stay disciplined. good on you for being self-disciplined enough to lose it.
did you go to the gym and follow a strict diet regime?
>>29696836
i'd give that a very, average score if i was being extremely kind. need lot more ghhrraaavey, need ROAST potatiano, more chickchick lad. get ye mum on a cookery course mate or a pack of aunty betties roast spuds at the least
>>29696780
Ordered a takeaway. Been almost an hour fuck sake these slow pakis.
>>29696836
>Roast dinner
>boiled potatos
wew do you live in some kind of care home?
>>29696891
Honestly I'm not that into either now that my T levels have been reduced due to my girl pills
>>29696898
Poleaboo is just under 160 and 5'9.5
Been stuck there for a few days now
>>29696904
She normally does roasties I don't know why she didn't today :(
And it is lamb not chicken
>>29696916
>5'9.5
A real girl wouldn't have such a crippling insecurity about being a manlet
>>29696909
fucking shit pakis. what u purchase lad please, please please tell
>>29696909
>>29696935
>muh pakis
>>29696944
We know it's you poleaboo
>>29696916
>Poleaboo is just under 160 and 5'9.5
Christ didn't realise poleaboo was a proper fat fuck
>>29696334
>tumblr domme
Reminder that 99% of the females in the world are submissive.
Any girls pretending to be "a domme", are doing so to make money.
Better hope they're good at faking a personality, because they're not going to be naturally dominant
Just in case you were under the false pretence of meeting with an actual domme.
>>29696935
Meat feast pizza with some sides, can't even remember what sides I went with. These fucking slow pakis, could have nipped to the big tescos in this time.
>>29696944
kek I don't even mean it in a derogatory manner, I just know it's going to be a paki delivery guy.
Thinking about taking over the Poleaboo character for a bit. The current author has ran it into the ground to the point where it has gone from some of the most entertaining posts in the thread to painfully boring to read. I'll need to work on a few storylines beforehand, but it can't get any worse than the dross the current author has been serving up for the last 3 months.
>>29696952
I'm not fat, I'm skinny fat
I don't have big belly or anything
>>29696970
Yeah, I know but the better actresses tend to be older
One of the turn ons for me is a younger female, it's more humiliating
>>29693892
EssAnon does not post 2d waifus
>>29696993
I am 6 foot and 140 pounds and I am skinny fat.. If you are 160 pounds at 5'9 you might as well be a fucking hippopotamus.
>>29696993
what are you planning on doing with the domme mate, if you don't mind me asking?
i always flirted with the idea of booking a session with a domme through the years, but was never keen enough on it to do it
>>29696985
The author is going to decent efforts though. A pic of a HRT bottle and all with order receipts that I couldn't find. Seems like he actually paid for a bottle so he could take a pic.
>>29696985
>Polish roommate arc
>Depression/post-Polish roommate arc
>Polish classmate arc
>Arrest and university suspension arc 1
>NEET arc 1
>McDonalds arc
>NEET arc 2
>Amusement park arc
>Arrest and university suspension arc 2
>NEET arc 3
>Phishing arc 1
>Self-harm arc
>Phishing arc 2
>HRT arc
The last few arcs have been pretty good
What the fuck, how many posts has "Poleaboo" made in this thread?
I reply to a couple of seemingly anonymous posts, and then it turns out it's Poleaboo all along as he replies to me.
Is he just replying to questions that aren't directed to him, or is he really making this many posts?
>Poleaboo just got a call from a Romanian on Adultwork
>Prostitute that said she could be a domme
>Disgusting accent
>I hung up instantly
>>29697012
It's a healthy BMI, just on the borderline of being overweight
>>29697019
Foot/stocking worship
Pegging
humiliation/degradation
>>29697025
>bottle of HRT
It's Estrogen and anti-androgens
>>29697045
What's wrong with Poleaboo chipping into a conversation?
>>29696985
I'm really hoping for an honour killing arc for when the character is retired. In the mean time I feel him transitioning fully into Monica and becoming an ISIS bride could have some legs.
>>29697062
>It's a healthy BMI, just on the borderline of being overweight
You do realise BMI is basically for fat people? If you are muscly and in shape your BMI wil llikely say you are overweight, which is fine. If you are a tub of lard such as yourself, and your BMI says you are nearly overweight, you are fat as fuck.
Any fellow britbots cook?
Making up some tea for tonight at the mo.
Hope you're all having a good weekend, boys.
>>29697106
>In the mean time I feel him transitioning fully into Monica and becoming an ISIS bride could have some legs.
kek book this now
>Hello sir, did you know that under Chairman Corbyn's NEET re-socialization plan you are eligible for state-funded relationship counseling and career guidance sessions? Shall I sign you up for next week?
what do
>>29697106
http://www.strawpoll.me/10654721
http://www.strawpoll.me/10654721
http://www.strawpoll.me/10654721
>>29697041
I liked Poley more when he stole money and cut his arm like a pussy
>>29697113
I've lost over 10 pounds in the last month
>>29697197
Jesus. I have a little under a month before I go on holiday to China. Think I could drop that much in that time?
>>29697135
>state-funded relationship counseling and career guidance sessions
Those thing already exist now
>>29697240
>state-funded relationship counseling
they do?
where do i sign up?
Haven't had a wank in a week and have no desire to.
Can't decide if good or not, lads.
>>29697267
You are developing depression.
>>29697264
with the nice lady in the picture
>>29697264
You have to be in a relationship to be eligible.
>>29697211
I've been fasting and eating very little when I do eat
It will take a lot of self control
>>29697181
Poleaboo liked it when he started the blog though at the time he was living in hell but his current life is even worse
>>29697193
That's the self-harm and phishing arcs
>>29697123
sometimes lad, i lack the creativity to do anything special so mostly end up cooking pasta or a stir fry.
>>29697264
You can get referred to counseling with a group that does relationship counseling.
If your GP refers you its free.
>>29697277
I got referred for being a spaz and CBT not working.
Its a crock of shit and only helps normies but you can get it.
>>29697277
Yet another example of disgusting anti_NEET government bias
>>29697277
>You have to be in a relationship to be eligible.
FUCKING NORMIES
>>29697181
While I like the transitioning arc, the filming his room mate shitting arc has to be the best.
>>29697273
I'm on SSRIs so already developed it, mate. Before they decreased my sex drive, now it's just fucking dead.
It's weird, because I psychologically want a wank, but my body's like 'nah lad, don't worry.'
>>29697264
go to the doctors. They have counsellors that handle depression which also covers the realtionship bit.
>>29697304
It's counselling for relationships, it's not for people that can't get a partner.
>>29697293
Same here mainly; sometime's I go on random cooking blogs and cook something more interesting though, it's good fun.
Gotta love good spag bol or stir fry though lad
Takuma Asano
>>29695099
The Kill Bill lady,
Gantz was a pretty good one imo.
>>29697079
I don't believe an endocrinologist prescribed you those
>>29697045
Most of the time it's people impersonating him.
>>29697336
I get a box called "Hello Fresh" every week in the post. Comes with recipes and all the ingredients you need. I am sure other companies do the same thing. I like it a lot. I end up cooking stuff I never would have normally.
>>29697439
Most people self medicate in the UK
>>29696812
Lame. Though we're having meatballs made of lamb and beef instead of a roast.
>>29696836
Nice one mummer.
>>29696909
The guy who owned the chinese restaurant where I used to live, was a big fat white balf white guy. He often did the deliveries while his chinese workers cooked the food, he was a nice guy. Though it was kinda odd to see a giant black 4x4 land rover type deal; all gangster style, pull up to your house just to deliver takeaway.
>>29697488
oh this is going to end fantastically
>>29697530
I can see poley killing himself in the next few months.
>>29697540
Not before the trial which will be September 17th at the latest
>>29697487
Wow that looks really expensive
>>29697559
Wow yeah in Britain it is expensive.
I'm a Brit ex-pat in Germany and I pay 55 euro for the one that is 49 quid there. Rip off Britain.
Just got back from my nans house, i've just been doing the rounds to get some extra holiday money. I'm 90 pound richer and had some roast beef so tender you could fuck it down
>>29697487
I always wondered if something like this existed, I live alone and spend over 50 a week on food as it is so the 3 meal a week thing looks good. thanks for the link anon.
>>29696428
>Keep fuelling my anger, I'll blow up one day
Where do we report this to MI5?
lads dont get therapists, my cousin who works as one just told me that most of them just make fun of you to their friends and family like normie scum
my cousin actually got the job to try help out but is disgusted by the behaviour of his colleagues
>>29697741
>my cousin who works as one just told me that most of them just make fun of you to their friends and family like normie scum
Of course they do, same as doctors, teachers, plumbers, everyone does it.
I need to book a hotel for one of the dommes
Do I go for a room with a double bed or a single?
The room with the double has more free floorspace but it might be easier for he to peg me on a double bed
>made a thread today and it has nearly 200 replies and gave me 10 or so (you)s plus some good content from other robots throughout the thread
>Done a bit of DIY, ripped up the carpet and underlay in nearly every room in preparation of the electricians coming tomorrow, got very hot and sweaty while getting the carpet etc in the car
>Havent had a single wank yet, normally i'd be on my 2nd or 3rd.
>only just having my first beer, i'll probably only have another 2 or 3.
>made myself a desk, even if it is 4 cardboard boxes (3 for the laptop, 1 to sit on)
been a very good sunday so far lads
>>29697777
>but it might be easier for he to peg me on a double bed
>>29697777
admirable digits for a degenerate
>>29697901
For the love of fucking god, someone please shop Amir's face into this.
Love,
SACKED ADMINISTRATION ASSISTANT (16 HOURS PER WEEK) ANON
xoxo
>>29697922
>Amir
Stop calling me that, my name is Monica
>>29697886
All I have done is wank like 5 times.
>>29697725
https://www.gov.uk/report-suspicious-activity-to-mi5
There you go.
>>29697557
Are you really going to make a speech at the trail Amir? Don't do it fuck sake.
>>29697725
Snitches get stitches, remember that bitches
>>29697965
Why not?
I've got nothing to lose
If I wanted a lenient sentence I'd have pleaded guilty, but I have nothing to protect, no damage to minimise, I'm in this for the adventure, for the new experiences, for the story and for the laughs
>>29697980
Are you going to demand they send you to women's prison as Monica?
>>29697980
>for the laughs
Ah yes make your sad life a joke. Very impressive
>>29696334
somebody with bollocks:
>find these sluts on adultwork
>message them
>there's this weird amir boy posting threats about you on 4chan
>he has a history of sexual harrassment and abuse
>just thought you should know
>>29698010
I'm sure they'll be very impressed
>>29698062
except the intention is to fuck with poley's life, not to whiteknight for some minging slags from rochdale
>>29697980
Honestly Monica I think that you are totally in the right here.
Your flatmate not adding you on Facebook is worse than anything you did.
The judge will understand that, and throw the case out of court, and probably charge her with crimes.
>>29698096
Honestly, I think he's got a good chance of getting a case brought for breach of human rights.
>>29696836
bit early for din dins innit?
>>29698183
I'm not sure about that but I think he'll get an apology from Aberdeen's Robert Gordon University. He'll definitely get to complete his final year, and they'll probably give him a big cash settlement. Wouldn't be surprised if some of the Professors used their connections with big companies to secure him a great, well paid job for after graduation too, in a company where he is fully accepted as a woman.
Things are going to change for Monica after this trial. Justice is going to be done.
>>29696912
not him but they're quite clearly roasted you spacker
watching One Punch Man
quite funny Tbh
>>29698289
Should fucking roast them longer then, they are pale as fuck.
>>29698289
so poorly that they are effectively boiled potatoes
they look like they were in the oven for 2 minutes
>>29698355
>>29698368
alright don't fucking whinge at me he just needs to whack some more lard or something on them to make them crisp
>>29697725
He won't do anything. He already lost.
All he can do now is effeminate himself like the little girl he is.
>>29697777
A double bed you idiot.
Got a couple beers and some weed, recommend me some music
>>29693364
>nootropics
Wait do these really work? aren't they just like speed?
>>29698519
The best way to roast potatoes is in olive oil.
They crisp up very nice.
>>29698591
Pretzel Logic by Steely Dan
>tfw raiding tesco extra at 4pm on sundays
Got all these for under 4 quid.
I shoulda came at like 3 instead, almost all the fucking deli meat and olives and sundried tomatos were sold out.
>>29698617
Goose fat is the best, hands down.
>>29698609
Modafanil never really helped me much other than keeping me awake, but I never actually tried taking it in the morning, it would probably help then.
I take l-theanine and caffeine occasionally along with some choline/vitamin b8, and it definitely helps remove my brain fog.
>>29693364
You can still buy modafinil online, and theanine/caffine is easily available and not banned.
Lads, I've got a bit of a plan.
>>29692281
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fwEhPNlLPv0
>>29698708
I've tried both mate and I honestly think that olive oil works better. Goose fat gives it a good flavour but for real crispiness it has to be olive oil.
>>29696952
>>29697012
What?
I'm the exact same at 5'10 ish and 160lbs and I'm a fucking skeleton
>>29698696
shouldn't you be stocking the shelves paki
>>29698696
Mate those wraps are fucking grim. I wouldn't pay 4 pence for them.
>any size pizza 9.99 at dominos
not bad
got jalepenos, pepperoni, red onion and red and green peppers
>>29698904
I got one of the ones with fucking kimchi in it yesterday and all the weird fermented cabbage sauce or whatever the fuck it is had dribbled to the bottom of the wrap
The last bite was like biting into a water balloon filled with the liquid you'd find at the bottom of a compost heap
I was nearly sick
>>29699003
>10 quid for a pizza
>can get 4 or 5 frozen pizzas from the supermarket that taste even better for the same price
>>29698591
put the barrel of a gun in your ear and pull the trigger, they play some tunes
>Tfw the weeb anon will never post his thick cock again
>>29698696
tesco wraps and sandwiches are so weirdly tasteless and gross for the amount of calories they have
>>29698719
I fucking hate modafnil, tried it whilst writing my dissertation
it kept me awake sure but it made me really anxious and jittery and gave me the shits
noopept however is like the limitless drug
>>29699040
It's hit or miss, same with the sandwich spreads.
Egg and bacon is godly, meanwhile everything else is awful.
For sandwiches the all day breakfast is great, the rest aren't.
The mexican style wrap was pretty good combined with the honey roast ham.
>>29699016
>Taste even better
Bruh I'm saying this as a guy who eats a lot of pizzas, both takeaway and frozen
And the best frozen pizza I've had still is nowhere near as good as the average takeout
Best frozen, I'd say, I'd probably the chicagon town stuffed crust ones when they're on offer
>X at Xpm works for me.
>For all first timers I need a 50 deposit via bank transfer to secure the session (nothing personal, I've just had a few people who have booked and just not turned up recently - a few idiots will always ruin it for everyone!) with the rest payable in cash on the day.
>My details are:
>Sort code: XX-XX-XX
>Account number: XXXXXXXX
>Please send a text to me on XXXXXXXXXXXXX with your name and day/time of the session as soon as you have transferred the money and I'll get it all booked in.
Janny keeps banning me
>>29698082
Yes, I'm sure the normie will appreciate you bring down one of your own
They might even promote you to the rank of beta orbiter!
>>29699018
it's a sunday you spacker I was desperate
>>29699081
she sounds like a bitch mate
>>29699032
>tfw all the other gay robots paired up and you are still alone
>>29699016
Yeah they are made from the shittiest possible ingredients. British people will eat any fucking filth. The idea of selling food that is such poor quality in France, Spain, Italy or Germany is fucking unthinkable. So glad that I left the UK.
>>29699018
Have you even tried Dominos? Not saying that Dominos is good (try pizza in New York) but it's a lot better than frozen pizzas.
>>29699106
Dominos is rank and their cheese has this disgusting bitter taste.
>>29699064
nah the tuna and sweetcorn one is peng
>>29699094
It's pretty standard practice and we've exchanged 13 emails now
Now I need to decide which girl I want to see
22 year old tumblr girl who operates out of a proper dungeon and has had proper training
or 21 year old who looks more qt and being less experienced might make her more fun but needs me to book a hotel
>>29699064
chicken bacon and stuffing is the best sandwich they have
>>29699115
Like I say, not saying that Dominos is good.
>>29698719
>>29698609
I take L-theanine with my tea along with phenibut, choline bitartrate and picamilon, I feel like a completely different person (almost like a normie) when i take them. Sometimes take noopept if I know i'm going to have a meeting or going out to a bar because it takes away the anxiety without the mong feeling of benzos.
I wouldnt recommend modafinil unless you need to stay in and get something done, in which case take half. I find if I take it then leave the house it makes my anxiety much worse along with twitching/gurning.
Ham Cheese Coleslaw wrap is nice
Anything they use loads of lettuce in is pants because the lettuce is awful. Shredded Iceberg already exists, why mess with a classic?
>>29699144
Then why bring it up? I'm saying you can get better tasting pizzas than dominos cheaper.
>>29699135
>13 emails
She wants you to transfer the money because you are acting like a time waster.
>>29699057
Oh that sounds good then, any idea where to get noopept?
I know what you mean about modafainil though, it made me feel like I was sticky/unclean and I hated the dehydration and peeing all the time. I'd occasionally get my feet going numb too, so that wasnt good.
>>29699164
Not frozen ones from a supermarket. Dominos beats them every time, even though Dominos isn't that great.
>>29699170
You're probably right, if the session was more short notice (like yesterday as she suggested), no deposit would be needed
>>29699100
I'm not really fussed as I don't care for guys apart from cock
I wish more robots would post their penises though
What kind of name would an attractive british male have?
>and if you wanna fuck with poleaboo, FUCK YOU TOO
>>29699225
Amir
>>29699135
>13 emails
Jesus Poley
>>29699176
google thoughfoods, I've used them for around a year for various things (anxiety pack and noopept seperately) and it seems good, they have a 20% sale on now aswell but their payment system doesnt seem to work at the moment unless you use bank wire. they have sales every few months though
>>29699176
sorry mate don't know where to buy online, I had a supplier on campus
it's some untested russian shit, the less I know about it the better, here's a fun article about it http://thetab.com/uk/lse/2015/03/12/study-drug-noopept-took-c-straight-student-1403
>>29699204
Start the trend, post your cock.
would love to leather the snot out of pakipoo
>>29699269
He's one of our own, he's one of our own.
That boy Poleaboo he's one of our own!
OC
>>29697181
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10654721
To be honest I haven't really enjoyed any of the storylines this year. The phishing and self harm arcs went absolutely nowhere, it was just the same thing over and over, felt like the writer was out of ideas but was trying to keep the character ticking on until something came to him, which ended up being Monica. I think it would have been better to let the character fade away slightly, either for someone else to take on or for that writer to come back with fresh after a few months of sparse updates.
I do think the Monica angle has reinvigorated the character slightly, but I also think he's pulled the trigger on it way too soon. I imagine it was inspired by Chris-Chan, but it took him a decade to decide to become a tranny, not a mere couple of years.
I have enjoyed it overall though, definitely has added a lot to these threads over the years.
>>29699365
Honestly I would like to get a team together and go to Rochdale and kick the utter shit out of him. Would be good to meet up with the people in Glasgow who say they want to fuck him up too. I'd like to beat him within an inch of his life so that he has PTSD and a disfigured face and just stays in his room quietly for the rest of his shit life.
I feel like that's the only way he'll ever learn how badly he fucked up.
>>29699442
>definitely has added a lot to these threads over the years.
a lot of shite
boring cunts has to update us every time he farts
mentally ill cunt, hope the paki cunt tops himself soon
only thing that I like about him is that it makes me happy my life will never get that pathetic
>>29699374
Monica is grining ear to ear after reading this.
>>29699307
It was just some back and forth regarding my expectations from the session
>>29699469
yeah good shout lad, I'd love to mash his face up so that his dreams of becoming a woman would be even less achievable (if that's possible)
>>29699515
>>29699469
And then he'll attack the university while proclaiming allegiance to ISIS
Great plan(!)
>>29699511
That should take around 3 emails, not 13.
Shove them all in a pastebin to read pls.
>>29699536
And get battered by chad and hoisted up the flag pole by his undies
http://www.strawpoll.me/10655840
http://www.strawpoll.me/10655840
http://www.strawpoll.me/10655840
http://www.strawpoll.me/10655840
http://www.strawpoll.me/10655840
http://www.strawpoll.me/10655840
http://www.strawpoll.me/10655840
http://www.strawpoll.me/10655840
http://www.strawpoll.me/10655840
http://www.strawpoll.me/10655840
http://www.strawpoll.me/10655840
http://www.strawpoll.me/10655840
>names himself after the girl he stalked
mentally ill cretin
what a sad act, bed his dad cries himself to sleep at night, though he's no better raping women with his illegal cab business
Amir, it's Carl.
We've been chatting to people in Glasgow about you and we have a team of people who are going to kill you.
>>29699536
he'll run up to the front doors with a chemical bomb, pour it over himself and disfigure his face further, then get battered by the rugby team whilst monika laughs
>>29699578
>>29699569
>>29699552
And the movie night army are rading the thread again. Fantastic.
>>29699559
If the system is objectively flawless they are all great. Except communism of course
>>29699578
>Carl
There is literally nobody actually named Carl mate. Carl is a meme name.
>>29699578
Fuck off, Carl
Go section yourself again
And do it before you fall to dementia, just like your useless slag mother
Also hope you enjoy fucking that fat pig you live with, she's absolutely revolting, you cockeyed twat
>>29699546
Maybe in an hour
It feels like effort
I'm currently searching and downloading some taboo femdom videos
>>29699587
He'd probably get thrown out the window.
>>29699593
I wouldn't be caught dead in that faggot movie night
>m-muh gorilla chan~
>f-finding nemo tonight! no! carebears!
>s-someone's botting the strawpoll :(((
fuck off
>>29699552
Amir is above average height and in the best shape of his life. Besides he would stealthy skulk by Chads and target Stacies.
>>29699621
At least I don't have to pay someone to have sex with me Amir. Your life is much worse than mine. I have money and a girlfriend and I'm happy.
You are fucking miserable and that's what you deserve you piece of shit. Let's see how brave you are when the boys from Glasgow come to down to Rochdale to knock your teeth out for what you did.
>>29699621
Here is Amir the hairy paki showing his femininity.
>>29699593
I've never been in that gay little movie night shit on my life you fucking faggot
Start your drama somewhere else you sad little child
>>29699204
Go on a gay porn site ya puff
>>29699640
He just said he is 5'9 and 160 pounds of pure kebab. I'm pretty sure he'd struggle even against Stacey.
To be fair if Stacey did beat him up he would absolutely love it and have wank material for weeks. So it is a win win for him really.
>>29699640
>>29699657
>>29699665
Look, the name is now Monica. I'm starting over, this time I will truly be happy. Now shut the fuck up and use my new name.
>>29699694
You're not going to be happy, cunt. You'll always be miserable. This time you'll just be a miserable faggot in a dress.
Which is good because when we attack you with our friends from Glasgow then the police will just think that you got a random beating for being a tranny faggot.
>>29699135
>It's pretty standard practice
Not really.
In all my punting years i've never had an escort ask for a depoist. A few rare profiles list they want it but I ignore those.
Not saying it's a scam but she's on her guard because you sent 13 fucking messages like a weirdo.
>>29699657
>At least I don't have to pay someone to have sex with me Amir.
I could if I lowered myself to your stadnards
>I have money and a girlfriend and I'm happy.
You have a pig and I saw your bank balance, you have like 1,000
>Let's see how brave you are when the boys from Glasgow come to down to Rochdale to knock your teeth out for what you did.
oh, no, the white knight army!
fucking terrified
>>29699694
fuck off Amir, monica isn't a paki name and you're a paki
monica isn't a male name either and you're a male
NOTHING will change the fact that you're a paki male and you'll have to live with that for the rest of your life
>>29699712
Escort =/= Domme
People visiting dommes are much more prone to flaking out
>>29699621
It's hilarious how poleaboo thinks he is above anyone.
Mate your life is the lowest of the low. You are a joke.
>>29699694
you're not gonna find online acceptance here famalam
try tumblr or mtfg or something, you know /britfeel/ is destined to cock you over
>>29699746
Careful mate, he might add you onto the list of milk bottles he needs to piss in.
>>29699718
>I saw your bank balance
Ah yes your phishing adventures. How can anyone think Poleaboo is the good guy in this story?
>>29699718
I have a good job now mate. Do you? No you fucking don't.
And trust me, no woman would ever fuck you. You're an omega.
And you have no friends. These people here are the only ones that you ever talk to, and they all hate you and take the piss out of you daily.
Trust me Amir we are going to hurt you badly, you sad little nothing.
>>29699100
I only know of 2 couples that met here. Not a whole lot desu considering the amount of fags that used to post here.
Who is Carl? Is that the taller white guy he envied that was a roomate?
>>29699796
He's nobody. Poley is trying to make his story interesting as people are getting bored of the dom thing.
>>29699791
did this actually happen or is it just a meme?
pretty grim imagining two creatures from this board meeting up in the real world
>>29699774
I saw his balance while looking over his shoulder when he was withdrawing money from a cashpoint
>>29699779
At least I don't have dementia
At least I've never been sectioned
At least I didn't get mauled by a pitbull when I was a kid and now I'm cockeyed
REMINDER THAT ALL SOUTHERNERS ARE FUCKIN PUFFS
>it's an "everyone suddenly has a personality" thread
>>29699796
Carl is the cunt who smoked with Poleaboo and took him to a strip club/gambling
But it turns out he was just worried he'd commit suicide and was talking shit about him to the Polish girl and his other friends
>>29699737
I can have whatever name I want
>>29699824
Mate you would be sectioned if your parents gave a shit about you and they weren't daft cunts with their head up their arse. Being sectioned would actually be good for you, because you are batshit mental.
You will probably get sectioned after your little speech at the trial though.
>>29699791
I think it was more than that.
I also just assumed they did since no one else posts much about >tfw no bf
>>29699828
>puff
it's spelled poof you fucking melon
>>29699820
Not him but I can confirm it happened at least once becauseI met my bf here.
>>29699880
not round my ends it's not
>>29699836
Don't worry bro I'm still here
>>29699865
you think you can but you know that you'll never bee 'monica'
you will always be the smelly, creepy paki man that is Amir Hussein
>>29699836
Join the club mate.
>>29699882
Stop rubbing it in senpai
>>29699874
Are you really Carl?
What shows did we watch while smoking weed together?
What was the name of Polish Chad?
>>29699919
You'll be balls deep in my bp in a year from now
>>29699988
I'll fucking stomp your teeth down your throat you little paki worm
CIRCUMCISION IS IRRELEVANT
https://youtu.be/nJ5OulTYzK0?t=60
MIGHT
AS
WELL
KILL
MYSLEF
>>29699988
I'm not going to confirm that I am really Carl just incase you call the police about my threats so that I can deny it was me.
Just make sure you watch your back because there are a lot of people after you now. You'll be even weaker after the HRT so we'll easily destroy you.
We'll be watching this thread.
>>29699184
It doesn't, and that's coming from a real foodie.
6'0 250lbs
>>29700038
>tfw camo and krooked did a set at my uni for halloween
>after party was at next door's house
>go downstairs to basement
>camo and krooked there doing a set
it was fucking great
Is there anything worse than being a manlet? How can anyone take me seriously when I'm shorter than other men and even some women?
Will I ever learn
>>29700223
You must be eating better frozen pizzas than me. Got any recommendations?
>>29700227
FUCK OFF NORMALSHIT WITH YOUR FUCKING NORMIE UNI AND NORMIE PARTIES GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE FOR FUCKS SAKE I DONT FUCKING CARE
>>29700243
Chicago Town Takeaway
>>29700236
yes there is. being a lanklet. they are both not taken serious (source: i am one, 6'9") but unlike the lankelt the manlet has a more resilient body, will live longer etc
in the end you can still take fuckloads of drugs and your body will be able to handle them easier than a lanklet. so you are objectively better.
>>29700254
>'go 'za
Good lad
>>29700254
Tried them. They are only good in comparison to other frozen ones, they can't beat anything from an actual pizza place.
>Yeah but they are nice and hot and fill you up just the same!
Confirmed for typical indiscriminate British attitude to food.
>>29700245
Rasheed I mean Monica is losing the plot.
>>29700245
I was doing coke off the ledge in the basement and then fucked my housemate :^)
does that upset you?
>>29700295
fuck off, my post absolutely made sense. we are on fucking r9k here so fucking party normies like you are not welcome. what, did you think that just because i listen camo and krooked i am a fucking normalshit like you are? fuck off.
>>29700269
But women are impressed by height. Their ideal man is tall and handsome, so how could I even compete with someone like you whose ticks at least one of those boxes?
>>29700321
Sounds like a good night mate.
Don't listen to these cunts. I post here too and I also go to parties and have friends and sex.
>>29700321
no but the fact that you fucking come here and post this shit does. YOU DO NOT FUCKIGN BELONG HERE
i hope yo uget fucking cancer from your fucking drugs normalSHIT. how anyone can be this much of a fucking mean piece of shit like you is fucking beyond me, seriously why the fuck can you not just go back to /int/? fucking why? Do you also go to fucking hospitals and bully people with cancer into suicide?
listening to blackstar again
better than i remember it desu
rip david you fucking classy legend
Rank 62 on Overwatch but it seems the ranking system is pretty fucked right now, so i guess it might just be luck.
>>29699204
overall i dont think it was a good thing.
>>29700345
eh, no. no you're wrong.
first off, i am not handsome.
second, i am not tall as in what normalshits understand abotu tall, i am FUCKING FREAK-SHOW tall. no woman wants to be seen with a cringey weird looking clown like me, so go fuck yourself. you are a fucking manlet so yo uhave no idea what it's like to be THIS tall. no one respects me, no one has ever expected me including manlets.
>>29700363
Why don't you just go to a party if you are so jealous?
>>29700368
Why not? desublxo
>tfw housemates moving in today
>they all creamed themselves when they found out I was a ginger irish boi
>they're all "let's all go drinking tonight to get to know eachother"
>they won't stop knocking on my door and trying to talk to me
I JUST WANT TO WATCH ANIME AND YELL AT THE SEAGULLS OUTSIDE MY WINDOW
>it's another autists pretending to be normies to trigger other autists edition
watching this thread is like studying bacteria of something. fascinating the way you all interact with one another
>>29700345
>>29700385
also not to mention no woman has ever showed interest in me, i have never had a gf and never had sex.
Whos the oldest uni student here? I'm 22, ex-normie and thinking about going to uni, i already do open-uni and am doing pretty well but i miss living like a normie.
>>29700363
hahahaha fuck off you little grub, don't ever speak to me again
>>29700236
There actually is mate, it's called going bald. I have started going bald and I would trade my height for your hair desu. I am legit going to have to kill myself because of this hair loss.
>>29700391
>dat fucking retarded normie ignorace
fucking kek. it's like asking a quadraplegic why he doesn't just go jogging if he's so fat. normies like you are just fucking assholes.
>>29700425
>don't ever speak to me again
oh, the normie is offended? because I'm saying the truth. asshole.
>>29700425
>grub
>A dirty, uncouth person who does not have proper hygeine, often characterised by a low level of education, often engaging in disgusting behaviours and often associated with hardcore illicit drug use.
>basically a normie
nah, i'm not a normie. i am literally the opposite of everything of all that.
>>29700440
>I am like a quadriplegic
I know why a quadriplegic can't run. I have no idea why you can't go to a party. Why can't you?
>>29700368
post benis
alsooverwatch sucks
>>29700385
>>29700410
>you are a fucking manlet so yo uhave no idea what it's like to be THIS tall.
I know, and I wish i did have n idea what it was like to be that tall. Didn't mean to upset you mate, I just wanted to know if there is anything worse than being a manlet. I too haven't had a gf or had sex, and the whole no respect thing applies to me too. So I think we're in the same boat
>>29700430
Sorry to hear it. But from what I've seen bald guys tend to be pretty popular with women if they're good in other areas. I'm pretty sure my height limits me full stop
>>29700421
20 y/o uni student here. We'vr got folks ranging from 18-30+ in my classes
>>29700440
not offended, just disgusted by you
little autistic worm
>>29700474
>A dirty, uncouth person who does not have proper hygeine, often characterised by a low level of education, often engaging in disgusting behaviours and often associated with hardcore illicit drug use
no that is literally every robot
>don't shower
>can't get a job
>pisses in bottles
>is probably addicted to benzos, snouts and booze to get through their pathetic life
>>29700394
imagine if people actually did.
>>29700483
no OW is very good as a team mr. no friends.
also starting masters degree in a few months after a year and a half off neet... its going to be a system shock for sure baka.
>>29700480
>I have no idea why you can't go to a party.
which is why you should stfu instead of saying stuff like you did
>>29700502
>not offended, just disgusted by you
wow we got us a rea lpiece of shit normie here. do you also want the shariah to happen because you hate adultery and shit like that and want to stone people?
>no that is literally every robot
nope thats just the fucking meme asshole, being a robot does not have to do with how often you shower or if you piss into a bottle or have a job or what drugs you're addicted too.
being a robot is all abotu your mind and shit.
for example I DO shower every fucking day, i have a job and fucking work hard and my co workers respect me for my hard work and because i help them and shit, i have never been a fucking NEET and i also piss ibn bottles.
do i have any fuckign friends? NO, not a single in 7 years
did i ebver have sex or a relationship? also no
and why is all that? because I'm a fucking mentally ill piece of shit, an actual fucking robot not the fucking manchild meme gamer who pisses into bottles. THOSE FAGGOTS ARE FUCKING RNOMIES, either normies or failed normies.
you have no fucking idea seriously. go fuck yourself.
>>29699338
Thanks mate, Ill look into it, the ones I saw after a quick google didnt sell it anymore due to that bullshit law they passed about psychoactive substances.
>>29700245
I have a bf. Does that make you feel?
>>29700554
Well if you are autistic then I doubt you'd enjoy going to a party anyway, it would just be awkward. So what's the problem?
>>29700554
>do you also want the shariah to happen because you hate adultery and shit like that and want to stone people?
what has that got to do with being a normie you bellend
>nope thats just the fucking meme asshole, being a robot does not have to do with how often you shower or if you piss into a bottle or have a job or what drugs you're addicted too
yeah it is
>being a robot is all abotu your mind and shit
exactly
>>29700490
>I wish i did have n idea what it was like to be that tall.
well pretty much the only difference is that you have to eat more and your body is less resilient so you cant do drugs as hard. even fucking energy drinks kill my heart. really thats about it. also more prone to cancer and bla.
you fucking manlets dont know how good you have it.
>>29700554
Fuck sake, Carl really struck a nerve.
>>29700569
yup not sure how they're still selling it, i know most of the modafinil sellers are pharmacies based in India so maybe its the same thing, took about a week to arrive last time i ordered something (used the free 3-5 day service).
>>29700604
Have no interest in drugs. I still think I'm at a major disadvantage considering the emphasis women place on men being taller, but I'm not really looking to argue over who has it shittier when we're both robots
>>29700554
>this entire post
wew lad
>>29700583
>autist xD
wooow really great meme there normie, you sure triggered me wew led.
>>29700614
oh really? le you dont say redditor meme.
is this your first day on /britfeel/? Getting mad is the single fucking reason i come here in the first place. this all started when I attacked a guy ____FOR NO REASON WHATSOEVER except to get mad_____ who just happened to share an interest with me. why do yo uthink i did this in the first place? there was absolutely nothing he could have possibly offended me with. i literally attack faggots for no reason becasue i want this shit to happen to get mad.
it feels good to be mad i feel fuckign strong and when I move out i am finally going to do real drugs which make you even more mad like methamphetamine.
>inb4 they are just normalshit piece one love le feelgood drugs and there isnt a single fucking drug that makes you mad
in that case I'll just fucking end it. a life without drugs that make you feel severe anxiety and anger is not worth it.
>>29700554
I agree with everything you said but you really shouldn't take bait like that
>>29700655
well being "tall" is not the same as being a fucking lanklet. when women or people in general talk about tall people they don't mean men who are 6'9" but have the shoulder width of a 14 year old girl and who have wider hips than shoulders.
>>29700696
>stop liking what i don't like
see >>29700679
>>29700554
>do i have any fuckign friends? NO, not a single in 7 years
kek, how do you not make a single friend in 7 years? You said you work? How is that possible?
>>29700716
because I'm not a fucking normalshit like you are. Really it is that simple. I have been around people my age my entire work and school life.
jesus christ this place is just full of fucking normalshits reallly, even the nEETs and self proclaimed robots. not a single fucking soul of this entire board is a real robot. not a single. you are all just failed normies or normies.
>>29700740
>I have been around people my age my entire work and school life.
I find that hard to believe. Even an outcast joins with other outcasts. You must have a really shitty personalty.
>>29700355
>I post here too and I also go to parties and have friends and sex.
YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED IT'S IN THE RULES
REE
>>29700770
believe what the fuck you want. you're a normalshit you will never understand. I'm just a real robot. i dont even fucking try anymore. my fucking mental illnesses have always been a fucking huge obstacle. also joining with other outcasts? Are you serious? who the fuck wants to be friends with boring outcasts? NO ONE. not even outcasts themselves. so i couldnt give less of a fuck about them. i always wanted to be normal as in not full of mental illlnesses and problems and bunch of other shit and i fucking tried hard but i was never able to pull it off. never. I'm the ultimate fucking robot. I'm actually a fucking nutcase who belongs into a psych ward but i just keep wageslaving muh shitty high paid job for which 95% of normies envy me until i fucking die
>>29700824
>mental illlnesses
What mental illness? Autism?
>>29700547
>Blizzard
>30squid TF2 reskin
>Battlenet
>>29700838
what is it with you normies always calling someone a fucking autist?
>>29700838
you fucking normalshit, autism is a real illness not like your meme cancer. i am a real suffer of autism unlike you
>>29700770
What outcasts should you join at work?
Like at most there may be 1 or 2 people your age at a job, the chance you get on with them even as a normie is pretty slim
>>29700902
>What outcasts should you join at work?
The cleaners.
>>29700916
How would you even see them? they come round when everyone has gone home.
>>29700902
>1 oir 2 people your age at a job
there are like 15-20 my age who i directly work with. 1 year ago it was more liek 50-60. ddint make any friends. again, you must be literally normal to make friends. i'm not a damn normalshit so i will never make friends and even if i did make friends i couldnt enjoy it.
>>29700863
this guy is an imposter. i don't know if he's serious or not, but anyways cancer can be curable. my mom had cancer, didnt give a fuck and got cured. this was 10 years ago and she is still alive. autism is not curable. now i dont know to what degree autism affects you but imagine it affected you to a degree where you are unable to make friends even though you want to make firends and due to your autism you only say and do retarded shti which makes normeis bully you so you live your ENTIRE LIFE in agony and fear. that sounds worse than cancer to be honest.
>>29700953
this normalshit is not me cancer is not a real illness i suffer from insanity i know what it is fucking normlshits the lot of you
R-Really desu?
>>29700679
>great meme normie
I thought you said you were mentally ill. I assumed you meant autism.
What is wrong with you?
>>29701016
NO DONT DO THIS ITS MUSTARD GAS
>>29701024
i suffer from insanity something a normalshit like you has no concept of. imagine closing your eyes and seeing art and the real world it would make your pleb mind explode
>>29701058
>>29701003
fuck off imposter.
>>29701024
a mix of autism, a mix of being like a woman (that alone pretty much ruins your life if you never want to fucking do all that normie banter alpha male shit, you will never make friends) and other stuff
>>29701058
It probably would. I don't get why you are so butthurt about not going to parties though. If you are that mental then I don't see why you'd enjoy a party.
Why get annoyed about being unable to do something you wouldn't like?
>>29701077
>a mix of autism, a mix of being like a woman (that alone pretty much ruins your life if you never want to fucking do all that normie banter alpha male shit, you will never make friends) and other stuff
>>29701077
>a mix of being like a woman (
How many personalites do you have Amir?
>>29701077
So you do have autism. Why be so raging about people saying you have autism when you are actually autistic?
And I don't do all that alpha male banter shit either, but I have still been to plenty of parties.
>>29701085
why would i go to a party and a normalshit time
>>29701077
you fuck off you little normal worm, i am not a woman normalshit
>>29701090
t. normie
>>29701109
because you are a normie. a true robot will never go to a party. your normal shit mind doesn;t understand what i suffer from, how i have to struggle everyday on the bus
>>29701142
Why don't you just buy a car?
You can't be so socially disturbed that you can't drive instead of taking the bus.
And yes I am a normie and I'm glad.
>>29701097
what makes you think i have multiple personalities? i just like to obsess about things like a fucking feminist on her period. probably have klinefelter's syndrom or something so my fucking brain is built like that of a woman so i behave like that.
>>29701109
>I don't do all that alpha male banter shit either
but you are still not transgender are you? so you're still a fucking normie male. all guys are like guys and all girls are like girls it is that simple
>>29701085
>Why get annoyed about being unable to do something you wouldn't like?
again that guy is an imposter. i would like to live a normal life and not have all those fucking mental illnesses like being extrememly compulse, extreme random anxiety and panic attacks, obsessing, my fucking mind rushing at the speed of light and it feeling impossible to control, autism, and all that shit. all thsi shit makes doing normal things (including work) very hard and impossible, its so hard on my body that even 4000 calories a day are not enough to keep my weight (I am underweight) despite not doing any exercise. this has also had an impact on my heart, probably going to die at 25 from a heart attack or so. i enjoy fuck all. i just want to be fucking normal but i will never be because my brain is a fucking piece of crippled shit. so what am i supposed to do now? take fuckloads of xanax and other drugs? they wil probably fuck me so much that i wont be able to do my fucking brain job anymore. all options are shit to a degree.
>>29701166
are you stupid? you want an insane mind like me behind a car? i would take out half the country population. i am dangerous insane not normalshit insane
>>29701166
again, that guy is a mother, FUCKING imposter. that guy is not me. he is so fucking retarded he can't even impost properly.
as I have stated earlier in this thread, i do have a car and a well paid job.
from now on i am going to use a fucking tripcode to finally shut that imposter down.
I really can't tell which the real one is anymore so I'm going to stop talking. Both are making equally as retarded points.
>>29701197
>from now on i am going to use a fucking tripcode to finally shut that imposter down.
Great, now I can filter you, perfect.
>>29701199
well, i can't prove to you that I'm the real one. I'm the first one to claim a tripcode and to be him so lets just go with that. this is why we need IDs. so that shit like that doesn't happen. so I'm just going to temporarily use a tripcode from now on.
my rant is pretty much over anyways though.
uirhz3948hr98
>>29701197
No one cares fampaki
>>29701489
uhm, let me check if that's true
>CTRL + F
>"(You)"
>1 of 64
nah, they care :)
>>29701232
Just go to a party mate. If you have a good job and people like you at work then one of them will invite you to a party at some point.
Then you can meet a girl and have sex and chill out a bit. Maybe smoke a bit of weed and have a few beers.
>>29701512
Yep this.
Easy as pie if you flash your cash mate.
>>29701512
Is this something people actually think happens?
>>29701529
How does one flash your cash at coworkers who probably make the same money you do
>>29701512
>just be yourself mate
do you even go to work? making friends is not nearly as easy as that. the people like me as in they appreciate that i give so they also give me something in return. give and take. but i lack dat normalshit male aura so people dont want to do anything with me in private. it's hard to explain. but basically making friends is not nearly as fucking easy as that.i am also scared of having friends due to various reasons
>>29701529
nope not at all. most normies who got money LOOK good and are alpha or at least look manly so having cash is just a nice sideeffect. some creepy autist lanklet like me nobody wants to fuck. and it's not like i make triple digits either so..
also fuck sex, i am tightly circumcised so it will feel like shti anyways. you uncircumcised normalshits dont fucking understand.
>>29701545
think he was talking about sex
>>29701529
It's not about "flashing cash" no one gives a fuck about that unless that's all you have to offer. And that's sad as fuck.
It's about being a sound guy that people like to spend time with.
>>29701545
>Is this something people actually think happens?
Yeah it's happened to me loads of times, so I do think it happens.
>>29701557
>Do you even go to work?
Yeah and I have made loads of friends with people I have worked with.
>People don't want anything to do with me
>I am scared of having friends
I dunno why you think this is everyone else's fault. Time to get your shit together mate.
>>29701594
>>Yeah and I have made loads of friends with people I have worked with.
cuz you're an uncircumcised, normal male normlashit
I'm some circumcised transgenderfag. i wont make shit. i am like a woman.
>I dunno why you think this is everyone else's fault.
what the fuck? I am talking about how shitty i am since this shit started wtf. its because i'm a fucking peice of shit and nothing will change that.
can someone sum up the above autism
cba to read it all
>>29701637
>I'm a fucking piece of shit
I don't see why you have to angrily complain to those of us who aren't pieces of shit, just for enjoying our lives.
>>29701662
Yeah Carl, a friend of Poleaboo, turned up in the thread and started threatening him. Then Poleaboo went off the deep end about how he has a tight circumcision and that's why he is the way he is.
>>29701666
because i am like a woman
how often do i have to say this
my mind just likes to go into complete chaos where i even get closed eye visualizations and then i rant about this shit.
i am the biggest fucking faggot on this board. i should get the fuck off to LGBT.
>>29701687
nope, poleaboo has a thick, uncircumcised tasty pakicock
>>29701694
Or you could kill yourself, might be easier on your mind.
I suppose we could all decamp to KentAnon's room until this all blows over.
>>29701709
>normie tells non normie to kill himself
le epic mem, lel
>>>/b/
>>29701742
Just telling it like it is pal.
>>29701754
>just being myself like it be, pal
I welcome our circumcised refugees from kalais
Poleaboo is sitting quaking in his little paki shoes after his old mate Carl told him about the Glaswegian plot to knock his teeth out.
Pic related, Poley's paki shoes.
my mum makes dinner way too late. i need to be in bed in an hour and a half
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