Big Alex Edition
영국 문화
/brit/ more like /shit/ lmao
Reminder that Thaianon is the new Janitor
Do not upset him as he now has power over us
England sucks
How do I make friends?
did not know poland was this nice
>>61632127
don't be so hostile and emotionless
>>61632068
Has Jahans moved in with his bf yet?
Horrible edition
>>61632142
it's just mountains lad
the places where there are actual polish people are horrible
>>61632110
opinions?
>>61632127
Be attractive and wealthy
>>61632165
not yet, we're moving in next week
>>61632183
i know im supposed to hate poles because le meme anime haha le funny but the UK only received their unskilled labour which isn't really representative of the country
imagine if 50,000 fat bald builders from sunderland suddenly landed in your country
>>61632188
>>61632142
it's not bad, would stay west though. It's more germany
>>61632188
When did Sweden become so butthurt? Their whining fills this board.
would you rather smoke two joints or would you rather do your homework?
>>61632188
UK should be getting anally penetrated by Pakistan
THICC
Left my house for an hour today. Hugged three girls. It was horrible. I'm not budging for the rest of the summer.
>>61632216
Congrats x
>>61632142
im right there with ya.
hell my dad went there a couple months ago. i should've hidden myself in his luggage and wandered off into these weird alien-looking alps, meditated atop one of these peaks, befriended the bears and become a mountain-bearman of local polish legends
>>61632235
nah all polish people are cunts
I know because I'm a racist
>>61632260
when does fancy dress become cosplay?
>>61632235
>which isn't really representative of the country
Do you know nothing of Poland?
>>61632260
gross
>>61632284
When you have autism
*stops breathing*
Is it wrong that I want to fuck Theresa May?
Something about her face and how well-defined her features are just gets my blood boiling.
Might unironically do a wank.
need an indian gf
Repost with extra info
>>61628121
You can easily find a nice place in the west end for £400 not including bills. Depending on the location, you can be in the centre of Glasgow in 20 minutes just by walking. There is a subway that also takes you to the city centre but the stations aren't necessarily where people live. You will have to deal with students and hipsters but there are also more suburban places with actual families.
If you want to save money you could also try the east end or south but those are much rougher and what people mean when they say Glasgow is bad. I don't actually know much about them because I am an arrogant student.
>>61632299
You gay nigga
reckon the euro alps is possibly the best region in the world
absolutely fucking massive too, could spend your entire life walking around there
>>61632328
anything is better than that fat nazi you have in charge
>>61632206
of extreme urgency
>>61632333
Go to India, then.
>>61632261
how did you end up hugging 3 girls
Just ate a bag of opened chocolate raisins that must have been in the cupboard for a good 3+ months. Hopefully should be alright since the bag was sort of crunched up they weren't exposed to the open air. They tasted fine.
>>61632333
Yes but a classy one, not a slag like in your pic
>>61632258
as a musician i find that marijuana IS my homework
>>61632342
Here comes a yank with a bigger mountain range, watch out
>>61632333
they literally smell like poo.
t. go to a uni filled with them
>>61632342
Andreas Lubitz wanted to spend the rest of his life there
Why is sustagen so shit at dissolving reee
>>61632385
RIP
>>61632394
they don't, they smell very faintly of spices
>>61632355
You don't have internet in Ireland
>>61632327
don't give up. push past the point of no return
>>61632365
Met some girls at KFC who were nice and then they all hugged me when they left. They may have already had a few drinks.
>Going on holiday tomorrow for 3 weeks
>qt Iranian girl asks if I want to go out next week
>>61632263
I'm so nerdy lol x
>>61632393
yank mountain ranges are undeveloped and very empty
euro ones are equipped with everything you need, good infrastructure
>>61632431
nah they smell like rotten curry because they eat it with their hands and then don't wash them
can you oven roast broccoli as you would a potato lads?
>>61632449
>Brits racemix unironically
>>61632449
lucky escape there
>>61632454
lol bazinga ;P
>>61632480
>Brits race mix
>Brits are inbred
well which is it
Me and the lads
>>61632188
kek! if our time has come to become a has-been, at least we will be remembered as one of the best. when our robot overlords take over they will tell stories of Greece, Egypt, Rome and Britain. Swedistan will be forgotten.
>>61632479
you have to cook it first
i do broccoli and cheese in the oven all the time
>>61632479
yes
>>61632479
Yes, 20 minutes, toss them in oil and garlic first
>>61632480
>implying you wouldn't
>>61632501
Your royalty and aristocracy and the people of Norfolk are inbred and dying out.
Everyone else is race-mixing.
>>61632507
who is the cunt second left he must be a bit miffed all his mates are rich and he is a nobody
>>61632260
That's not thicc anymore pham, just fat
>>61632355
>A common misconception about video streaming is that it doesn’t use up as much data as downloading the same video would. In fact, it uses about the same amount of data.
>You often end up using more. When streaming a video, the file buffers ahead of time. This is the segment of the film that you have downloaded.
>Unfortunately, if you refresh the page, or close it down and come back later to re-watch it, chances are you'll have to download it all over again.
silinitiniumsyncopticaleridisanctafacation.
>>61632541
>implying I would
>>61632501
english racemix.
scots inbred.
would rather hang with scots desu
>>61632431
the westernized ones do. but the fob indians literally smell like feces and curry because they do not wash their hands and rarely shower.
>>61632569
>>61632574
Stop it
>>61632541
was going to watch this film
any good?
>>61632569
You're doing it on purpose now
>sweating cobs
>remember I have some jubblies in the fridge
>>61632586
like the ugly fat underachieving kids hang out together at school because everyone else is too repulsed by them
>>61632574
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ln-Jq6X6p-g
tucking into a cornetto
>>61632524
>Yes, 20 minutes, toss them in oil and garlic first
the absolute only way to broccoli
who /moggerella/ here?
>>61632574
love this gimmick
only thing I enjoy in life is hiking
just want to walk up mountains all my life, don't see enjoyment in anything else
i desire to have consensual sexual intercourse with a woman of similar age relative to my own who is emotionally attached to me in the form of a romantic relationship
>eating vegetables
L M A O
Nerds. I'm 25 and haven't eaten any in my life and I'm healthy as a beaver
>>61632068
I fapped looking at this
cat is still sleeping behind my monitors
>>61632698
Pervert
>>61632624
y-yeah I am, haha
>>61632698
vulgar
>>61632698
I can empathise with this sentiment
>>61632696
very comfy
>>61632698
bit gay
*get handed a chippy*
*puts my hand around your neck in a tight grip*
I asked for salt and vinegar on my chips you utter dolt of a human
Olympics in about 30 days, half the stadiums aren't finished haha
>>61632739
haha wank
>>61632698
This is what the slippery slope has come to
tfw developed pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
What are you lads doing to celebrate the fourth of July?
>>61632524
eh? coat them in olive oil and chopped up garlic then bung them in? cover them in foil? do you blanche them first?
elaborate
>>61632739
your wife's cat?
>>61632734
>>61632739
>>61632555
Desmond O'Connor.
>>61632771
STOP IT
>>61632760
these look like shit
Why do people think you can just move into a house share and change the way things have always been done?
Do brits have chicken salt?
I know it's not really a thing in burgerland surprisingly.
>>61632771
What happened to Australians?
They used to be funny
>>61632760
you should have complained about the sogginess first Tbh
>>61632814
literally who
>>61632734
I'm a girl though
really makes you think
>>61632640
>>61632640
you guys are practically the same fucking thing. the only difference is that scots dont pretend they are better than everyone else. english pretension rivals that of the french
>>61632834
*slaps you in the nuts*
fuck up runt
>>61632832
just nandos salt
>>61632823
Why do people think you can't?
>>61632854
post fanny
>>61632839
it's just grease m8 it adds to the flavour
>>61632854
pics
>>61632850
He plays the ukelele.
>>61632832
we use seasoning salt quite a bit actually
>Lawry's Seasoned Salt is a seasoned salt widely used in the United States. Before its retail introduction in 1938, it was used exclusively by Lawry's The Prime Rib Restaurant in Beverly Hills, where the seasoning was created. The brand is now owned by McCormick & Company. Lawry's was the first seasoned salt to hit the market; seasoned salts are now said to outsell regular table salt in the United States
>>61632896
of what?
>>61632888
i'm not that easy
>>61632857
M E A L Y
M O U T H E D
>>61632885
It's rude as fuck.
>>61632910
you're not a girl. you're my bf
>>61632857
This is right up there with "yea luv u were a real good suck... oops didn't mean to post that on my wall"
>>61632910
pussy
>yanks
Don't get why people think chipper chips are good when they're literally the shittest way you can serve chips
>>61632873
>*slaps you in the nuts*
You keep posting this as though it's funny or some clever retort - it's neither
>>61632949
rude, I am a very brave woman
>>61632938
only when I peg you babe
>>61632865
Why are you chatting shit when you don't know anything about English or Scottish people beyond a few 4chan interactions you absolute fat mess, have a look in the mirror and sort yourself out
Business idea: A kind benefactor buys me this 99 Toyota MR2.
>>61632753
>>61632956
>chipper
it's called the chippo
>>61632928
And? Why should someone care what other people think?
>>61632981
best be the turbo 3sgte
>>61632962
*slaps you in the nuts*
shut it
>>61633001
It's chippy, you brain dead mong
>>61632792
You don't need to blanche it, just cut it up into florets, toss them in oil, chopped garlic, salt + pepper,
spread them out on a baking tray, uncovered. 20 mins, they should start to go crispy around the edges but the stalks will be cooked through
gf just sent me this
>>61632776
raising the UK flag then shooting it with an automatic assault rifle until it is gone. fuck the limeys. colonial opressors. lobsterbacks. ill show you how to fucking tea party
nipping to the chippet
>>61632954
I travel to America all the time and at least they actually try different things with their food.
In Britain if a new cafe or whatever opens it's literally just a bunch of stuff bought in Morrisons that anyone could do. Just basic meals you get anywhere.
It's like we have the mentality of "Ok, I want to open a cafe. A cafe has to have x, y and z. There cafe done now open"
>>61632260
there's a high test thread waiting for you on /fit/
>>61633035
>chippy
Rasheed
>>61633035
its chippa, you insolent worm
thoughts?
my chili addiction is getting out of hand lads
its literally all I eat anymore. I even had a dream the other night that they made chili illegal and when I woke up I was literally in my kitchen making chili
>>61633021
*Checks my nuts for damage*
They're perfectly fine
The fuck are you on about?
>>61633035
>>61633001
>>61632956
it's fish and chip establishment you utter plebians
>>61633058
very interesting webm
>>61633004
inconsiderate runt confirmed
>>61632832
yes
>>61633035
it's called chipville, you spack
off to the chipmongers, getting a 'tard 'age
fs lads she's a bit of a piffy
>>61633122
Yeah ... that's the one
I stand corrected, good sir.
>>61633065
Ahh yes you're comparing places visited by tourists and big cities in America to your run down little shitty post industrial northern town, very impressive
>>61633122
It's the chippery you mollusc
>>61633065
fuck off yank apologist
would rather have a bacon barm cake than the shit yanks serve up
>>61632823
Did they take your parking space?
>>61632977
im just fucking with ya m8.
scots are fucking awful. i would know. my family is scottish
>>61633141
>I also have a handsome son
REALLY need a back massage laddies.
>>61633125
Bite me
>>61633141
I double dare you to ask for pics of her son, followed by a winking emoji.
>>61633170
*massages your back*
>>61633153
>you're comparing places visited by tourists and big cities
>implying I was
>>61633141
>Dating bisexuals
Literally never do this.
Trust me.
It sounds like it's all fun and games but they're disgusting.
Gays hate bisexuals and straight people should too.
Bisexuality should be illegal.
>>61632085
british what?
>talking with this bird earlier
>she has her instagram connected
>say I really like her photos
>she responds: haha okay
FFS LADS
Have some ket coming in, literally no idea what to do with it. Any ideas, lads?
>>61633165
no they're no they're american
maybe they were scottish 8 generations ago but they're not now
>Can't hack it in the real world
>Wonder why you spack out on Tinder convos
Might unironically go to Church at some point lads.
Haven't been for over a decade and I'm interested.
>>61633205
Ahh yes you're off to bumfuck nowhere in the middle of America every two weeks aren't you, you little slug
>>61633221
3 spoons of sugar, 4 cups of water and mix them all together, bung it in the oven for 20 minutes.
>>61633217
CUTE
>>61633217
Tell her to smile
>>61633221
take it anally
>>61633221
give it to your injured horse
>>61633154
it's actually this
>Filipino neighbours are having a social gathering so about half of the British Filipino community are in our estate
>They invite me over
>I feel a bit uncomfortable because I voted leave and I don't want to reveal my power level
>Eventually the pressure me into answering so I tell them I voted remain
>They absolutely lose their shit
>Every. Single. One. Of. Them. Is. Leave.
>Get bantered throughout the night
>They call me a Scottish cunt
>They sing God Save the Queen
They told me that they all still remember God Save the Queen since they took their British Citizenship. BASED.
would happily give it all up and go live alone in a nice french town and make cheese as a living
>girls with facial piercings
No that's not impressive
Thinking of giving Krokodil a shot. Any of you lads tried it?
>>61633216
British-Pakistani myself
>>61633058
saved
>>61633108
>chili
I was addicted to them once too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aPKBxnlzMzQ
I was driving the forklift in work today and it went on fire but I didn't notice until somebody ran up and took the keys out of the ignition, got quite a shock when I looked behind me
>>61633278
Possibly this desu
>>61633278
may look idyllic to you but it's shit to us
If poleaboo transitioned into a pretty trap I'd fuck that twat so hard he'd regret his life decision
>>61633217
>piercing
She's trouble.
>>61633217
bug eyes desu too far apart
>>61633244
The one near me is fucking shite
All bollocks about singing shite songs and having a cup of tea
Nothing about theology or the deeper meaning of it all, seems like nobody really cares about any of that these days
>>61633210
Why the hate?
>Might unironically go to Church at some point lads.
>Haven't been for over a decade and I'm interested.
>>61633277
>Eventually the pressure me into answering so I tell them I voted remain
why are native british people so cowardly
>>61633210
seems like all girls identify as bisexual though
never met a girl that wouldn't cop off with other girls after a few bacardi breezers
don't even blame them 2bh girls are better looking and smell nicer than men anyway
>>61633277
Filipinos are the most powerful race in the world
>>61633249
>bumfuck
Fuck off yank
>>61633190
What if she did?
What if they were naked?
Would you call the police?
What would you tell the police?
You were the one who asked so aren't you the guilty one?
>>61633221
give it to the elderly and children
danish lad I was joking come back
>>61632766
best get a move on haha
>>61633334
we don't say bum
>>61633300
No such thing
>>61633277
I though immigrants couldn't vote in the UK?
anything more pathetic than browsing 4chan?
>>61633299
i swam in a river with crocodiles in it by accident. If its anything the same, a little scary upon realisation.
>>61633334
>Bum
>Yank word
Fuck off yank in disguise
>>61633322
GET OUT BISCUM.
GO HAVE AN ORGY IN PUBLIC AND MAKE PEOPLE HATE GAYS EVEN MORE.
>>61633324
He's a 4chan poster, he's an autist
She's cooking something down there, I wonder if she cleaned the cooker....
>>61633363
No, not really...
>>61633224
has my country even been around for 8 generations?
>>61633216
whatever that doesn't get be banned
>>61633363
posting on 4chan
>>61633336
If he's as handsome as she says, probably do a wank.
>>61633324
M8 there's like 30 of them and I know about 5. This is a rough estate man.
>>61633329
Agreed.
>>61633360
Are you retarded, or just average for an American?
>>61633372
It's an american expression m8
>>61633299
nah
about to inject some skag though laddie
>>61633277
>American at work
>Day after Michael Brown verdict
>Had to pretend I was angry that Darren Wilson wasn't prosecuted
I hate London
>>61633360
If you have British citizenship of course you can vote
>>61633326
>never met a girl that wouldn't cop off with other girls after a few bacardi breezers
>don't even blame them 2bh girls are better looking and smell nicer than men anyway
this is how you know you live in a gynocentric culture where everyone puts pussy on a magic sacred pedestal
>>61633372
"Can I bum a fag" is a British expression, you'd get some very queer looks if you said it in America
>>61633360
>I though immigrants couldn't vote in the UK?
the clue is in 2 of the last 3 words in his post mate.
>>61633424
wew post willy please
>>61633321
I'd go to the one in my local town, don't want people in my village recognising me desu
>>61633374
I wasn't implying I was bi, I was asking why the hate. I have qualms but not hate.
>>61633378
d00d! awesome rapt0r jebus n___n !!!
>>61633434
are you saying you would rather shag a bloke you poofter
>>61633436
>bum
FOY
>>61633427
>giving citizenship to people who hate your country
>>61633434
>pedestal
A pedal stool?
>>61633424
Listen, you fuckers, you screwheads. Here is a man who would not take it anymore. A man who stood up against the scum, the cunts, the dogs, the filth, the shit. Here is a man who stood up.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10656237
http://www.strawpoll.me/10656237
http://www.strawpoll.me/10656237
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxz8QNqrzwY
might start taking cold showers and start nofap lads
should do wonders for me
>>61633141
>kilometers
The sad thing is people will think that's how it's spelt and will start spelling it that way.
In about 20 years we'll all have american accents and use american english.
>>61633210
le epic gay person telling people what to do
kill yourself bender
>>61633482
set yout regional for fucks sake
Haven't had anti-virus software on my computer for a year and I've had no problems
Normies really confused me lads I'm honestly not sure if the "cause and effect" circuit exists in their brain.
Try living with some normies, they'll do something that will very obviously piss you off like blocking you in with their car,. Or throwing your toothbrush away. Then they'll act all surprised you're upset.
why am i so hungry all the time
i exercise quite a lot but balance out my calories, even after that i can still eat at least one full meal extra
How do you even take ket? Insufflate?
Chap said he'd give me enough a to k-hole.
>The Art of Manliness
>>61633518
I have, I live in England
