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Janny have mercy on our souls
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>he literally deleted the zaza thread

someone's mad.
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D O G O L A
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>>61604545
kpop nonces on pooicide watch
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rip thread
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don't get comfy
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>remongers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RDOq70MYJY
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sorry Chesh :|
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i watched the ball game as well
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Reminder that Thaianon is the new Janitor

Do not upset him as he now has power over us
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The bit on the sides bf just posted this
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triptotasslyneniumsubcontaniumessinlinacation.
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lads, i just woke up after a nap on the wooden floor of my apt and i am itching all over. did the floor give me AIDS?
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>azaz
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>>61604630
What if she cuddles on the low too?
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>>61604662
bedbugs
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>>61604571

The janny is Italian, that's why he's mad. He likes cartoons too, he was a trip on /co/. Inb4 banned.
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>>61604616
It's FINE.
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/brit/? more like /shit/ haha
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>>61604662
Go see a doctor, you have an NHS right?
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>yellow cards expire after the completion of the quarter-finals
>ramsay suspended for the semi final

wait what
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*moans about janny*
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>>61604706
post gif
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>tfw no doggo ;__;
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>>61604706
World's most boring sport
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>>61604723
>Moldova
Literally who?
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>>61604737
basically they forgot to change that rule when they made the tourney a game longer

should have been wiped after rd of 16
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>>61604713
how2kill?
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I'm depressed and lonely hahaha ree
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always found Sophie from Peep Show weirdly attractive
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>>61604760
Rasheed. that is your sister
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>>61604697
British slag levels of make up
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>>61604753
Baseball is coma inducing, you fat cunt.
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my god
what have we done
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[scantily clad woman.png]
[korean.gif]
[cara.jpg]
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>>61604728
>>61604728
obamneycare
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>>61604760
>these sexy, brown bitches.
Alright, Rasheed, calm down
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Don't antagonize him.
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>>61604760
Too much ass
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>>61604772
it's too late for you now
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>>61604768
who should have changed it?
uefa doesn't set their own rules properly ?
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>>61604750
I'll be your doggo :3 wuff
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Anon, we need to Bremain
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>>61604760
Tailor the points system to heavily qt bias
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>Brexit knee jerk reaction on markets
>nothing has or will change for two years at least
>markets normalise again
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>>61604784
Nah, twat face, I'm white.
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Greetings from /mämmi/
JANITOR GTFO fucking asswipe
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Me on the right
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Logging into cctv at my work and watching my staff lads.
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>>61604706
you literally saved and reposted my webm and got 1 more (You) than me

i will find you
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>>61604753
go back to your world league

also football is becoming one of the most viewed sports in the US, we could use some of that cerimonial jets and dancing you have lol
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>>61604856
>pale tan
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>points based system
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>>61604861
told GCHQ about this one
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Kek

https://youtu.be/XckDlD0OM8s
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>>61604834
uhhhhh
I'm not gay nor a furry
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>>61604790
I thought Italians were really classy but this new generation is not.
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>>61604861
screenshot you lier
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>http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-36686361
>Brexit: The immigrants who voted Leave

BASED.

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5TcWunHOqlc
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daily dose of sargon
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>fireworks going off in the distance

imagine losing that match and wasting all that money hahaha
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>>61604914
>just post a screen shot of the office of a security company on a public image board.
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>>61604929
Saw an irish guy say he voted leave because immigrants were taking his job.
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>>61604974
I dare you
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>>61604721
i tought janny was thai or icelan dick
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fuck all these limp dick lawyers
fuck this 24/7 internet spew of trivia and celebrity bullshit
fuck american pride
fuck the media
fuck all of it
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>>61604865
i'd like to see you drive up here from hackney, rasheed
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>>61604929
That quote from the Bard always makes my heart swell a bit inside. Maybe one day our children will have the same pride in their country that our ancestors once did.

Shitposting aside, lads, I love my country and all my fellow Englishmen.
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>THEY ACTUALLY VOTED LEAVE
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>>61604989
t. man who just watched Fight Club
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*poos*
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I thought weed is supposed to make you chill and relaxed? Just makes me want to go buy stocks and try and amass money and makes me feel guilty for sitting on my arse.
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>>61604807
I don't like baseball either, you bent wanker
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-1MQ0Cnbhs

>>61604871
>watch for 30 minutes
>zero points on either side
gayyyyyy
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Lads, you know sometimes if you have a nap or you fall asleep in the evening? Not your full sleep but just a little kip.

Does anyone else get a metallic taste in their mouth? I fell asleep about an hour ago for 30 minutes and still have the taste in my mouth, always get it from naps but never after my regular sleep.
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>>61605046
you're blazing it wrong, dude
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>>61605013
hatbait
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>>61605046
it always feels a lot better if i haven't been a lazy shit before i smoke
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Me on the left
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>>61605050
>liking nigger smash and grab
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>>61605073
Fuck it, I don't care. It's dumb and cringeworthy, but I feel proud of our heritage and how far we've come.
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>>61605060
think you've been raped by your vacuum mate.
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>>61605119
>monetary benefits
>for free
triggered
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>>61605149
I get it every single time so it's not a coincidence
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>Hey that guy is parked on double yellows to get to that cash machine without walking
>Oh, he has his hazard lights on, that's fine then.
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would like to kiss a girl at some point in my life
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>>61605140
Me too la'
Me too
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>like milf hentai
>hate massive tits and glasses

Life is suffering.
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>>61605013
Me too lad. It doesn't matter what your background is or where you come from, all that matters is that you love this country. ANYBODY that doesn't deserves to get executed for treason.
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>>61605203
how about you practice on me first
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>>61605237
hahahahahahahahahaha
bit gay don't you think
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what does a girls hand feel like
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Ordered some free propaganda from the EU book shop haha
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>>61605266
not really but if you want to kiss my willy that's fine too
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>>61605267
bags of boobs
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I'm buying books on Amazon.

I heard that Amazon Prime gives you free delivery, is this true? I just signed up for the free trial, how do I get my free delivery?
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>>61605138
Whats the point of watching nothing at all happen?
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>>61605286
Why in the fuck would you need to ask this? Figure it out for yourself you stupid cunt.
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>>61605286
You buy things and then when you get to the delivery options page you pick free next day delivery
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>>61605236
>>61605210
So long as they're English, what more could one ask? Brexit was only the beginning, we're taking back this sacred land from the muzzies lads
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>>61605286
What books?
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>>61605286
yeah free next day deliver but you pay something like a million a year
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feel a bit left out with all this english patriotism haha
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willies
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>>61605328
This royal throne of kings, this scepter’d isle,

This earth of majesty, this seat of Mars,

This other Eden, demi-paradise,

This fortress built by Nature for herself

Against infection and the hand of war,

This happy breed of men, this little world,

This precious stone set in the silver sea,

Which serves it in the office of a wall,

Or as a moat defensive to a house,

Against the envy of less happier lands,

This blessed plot, this earth, this realm, this England
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Thinking about walking into my bosses office on Monday and just asking how we can both make some money in a mutually benificial arrangement lads.

I'm tired of the rat race.
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>>61605288
Because stuff does happen, it's not all holds it, holds it, holds it just because the score is nil
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qjp1Zrvn8VQ
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Watching al jazeera

Very interesting
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>>61605384
god bless ye lad


god bless ye
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>>61605449
Have a bonus maymay I made :^)
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is binman a good job
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>British Federalism: devolution in it's current form will be scrapped and replaced with a loose form of federalism based on our own Overseas Territories. Each of the Home Nations will be responsible for her own affairs except for defence and foreign policy. Westminster will retain the responsibility to ensure good governance and each Nation may voluntarily give up powers to Westminster on a temporary basis.

Agree with this desu
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what does a girls arm feel like
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going on a holiday to llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch lads
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I think I've finally gone insane lads, I just mugged off my closest mates today for no good reason. Don't know what I was thinking. It might be because I wear my heart on my sleeve so much.
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just did a massive fucking fart bros
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>>61605384
>mfw english culture will be dead within a generation


It's over lads... the dream is over...
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Hello everybody. On behalf of literally all Americans I would like to tell you that Amerifat is a shit-tier country and we should never have declared independence. Guns are bad and I hate burgers. Thank you.
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>>61605501
We just save it in the nick of time la'
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>>61605509
>Guns are bad
Fuck off to Canada, cuck.
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>>61605394
>ah yes, the man kicked the ball to the other man
>the other man kicked the ball to another man
>another man kicked the ball to yet another man
>yet another man kicked the ball back to the first man
>a man with a different color shirt kicked the ball away from the first man
>yet another man trips over his own shoes
>40 minutes later, no man has kicked the ball into the net

Could be worse, could be an Aussie that got lost
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8r7pSBccAB0
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>>61604753
fuck off
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>>61604712
then she's a slut
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>>61605475
""You merely adopted the Conservative party. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn't see a pleb until I was a man.""
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https://www.reddit.com/r/Scotland/comments/4qyytk/scottish_fishing_industry_wants_out_of_eu/

What's wrong with jocks, lads? They down vote a thread because it doesn't suit their narrative.
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why is every slag on fb doing jamberry and younique now?
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>>61605530
Canada have like 5 times as many guns per capita as we do haha
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Anyone else have a rude mum :(
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not sure who won the thing i voted for yesterday lol
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>>61605533
No I said it's not like that
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>sex toy adverts on tv

fucking degenerates
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>>61604849
>markets normalise again

markets are inflated from the collapse of the pound
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biliosincolathepryneniantificoniation.
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>>61605590
But it IS like that, every game
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>tfw we beat Italy
Maybe it's jsut the Jäger talking but we're coming for you Wales
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>>61605591
>scientology adverts on tv

NOT okay t b h la'
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I don't even like football very much desu
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>>61605592
i'll pound you in a minute
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haha
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;)
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>>61605356
>>61605319
It's not appearing though?

>>61605349
One called The Little Book of Wisdom by the Dalai Lama, and another called Whinnie the Pooh; the wisdom of pooh which is a bunch of life lessons by Whinnie.
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>>61605621
You may beat Wales

But we beat the EU :^)
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>>61604849
It's largely because there's still a chance of keeping free movement, single market access and financial passporting

If it gets confirmed we don't have that then I don't think it will be smooth sailing
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>>61605627
i like you very much desu
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>>61605627
bad lad
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is there a way to fuck with someone if i only know their fb page, where they work and the town they live in
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>>61605501
>>61605523
If you truly think that, then we ensure it never happens. The EU referendum was a firm 'no' spoken by over half of our citizens, a refusal to meekly be commanded by a foreign cabal over who comes to these blessed shores. What happens next is up to us now, and I'm going to ensure my children and their children live in the England I love.
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bit sad that gove never knew his mum
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>>61605643
ummm nonce much?
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>>61605643
my willy is literally the size of that carrot
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>>61605616
>Oh, no no no. I think you got that wrong. In fact I am proud of being working class scum.
>Egalitarism is quintessentially British you see.
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>>61605523
No lad. Once the old people - the defenders of this sacred land- are gone, they will be replaced by self hating cunts who want to see the destruction of this country.
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>sat upstairs
>someone starts banging at my door
>suspicious as not expecting anyone and it's late
>ignore
>they keep knocking
>try the handle
>shout my name through the letterbox
>don't recognise voice
>ask who it is
>they leave and come back 10 seconds later
>knock again
>leave

wtf?
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>>61605482
get fucked you reddit rat
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>>61605643
nonce
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>>61605509
Be aware of this duplicitous seppo trying to ingratiate himself into our thread.

What machination has he concocted?
What is purpose of trying to get us to look favourably upon America?

Never trust a seppo
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>>61605655
>If it gets confirmed we don't have that then I don't think it will be smooth sailing

Nah lad, none of that is happening
It's when businesses know what's happening is when they settle down, 2 years for a brexit plan, 2 years for them to get their shit together
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>>61605655
the mandate is to have border control which means being out of EEA
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>>61605621
>Wales beats Germany
>England claims victory by technicality of owning Wales
>tfw England beats Germany twice in the space of a few weeks
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>>61605691
>>61605718
my arm is that thin you thick cretins
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my willy is the size of a 10 yos forearm
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*kisses your neck*
hey
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People keep saying "sore losers", but at the same time they are being sore winners imo
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>>61605732
>all those mistakes
For fuck sake
I'm too tired for this bollocks
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>>61605705
The self hating cunts are a loud minority - they have a worldwide platform to speak their drivel and like minded ones reply the same, any dissenters are abused online and IRL, so they just leave them to it. I firmly believe most of the remain vote was simply a vote against uncertainty, not because they're all eurocock gobblers
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>>61605714
Kek literally just confirmed yourself as a redditor

Nobody just Googles random posts to see where they come from

You recognised the post from Reddit then screenshotted your Google search as plausible deniability

You've been caught red handed
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>>61605792
show the other 4
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>>61605792
lovely
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>>61605621
you have to get through iceland first
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>>61605792
m'willy
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>>61605774
me on the right
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>>61605786
>Lithuania
>E.U. member

FUCKING EU NORMIES GET OFF MY THREAD
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>>61605745
It's literally not

The mandate is to leave the eu, there is no mandate for the terms of leaving

The ballot didn't say "leave and make sure we control immigration"
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My willy is the size of my own forearm
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>>61605802
no words to how you could possible come up with that conclusion
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>>61605840
t. skelly
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>>61605840
When was the accident?
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>>61602979
Late as fuck reply, but do you happen to live in south-east Kent?
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>>61605839
>The ballot didn't say "leave and make sure we control immigration"

I might as well have, every fucker knows that the main reason we left is immigration, or lack thereof, amongst many other valid reasons
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>>61605854
Ahh yes you carefully didn't deny it because you know it's true

Fuck off Reddit I know for a fact that nobody Googles random posts to see where they come from
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>>61605878
why does it read from right to left?
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how do i get into stock trading lads?
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>>61605897
it's like you haven't got a clue on how to find sources for news articles
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>>61605839
the debate was mainly about border control, that's why people voted leave

leave wouldn't have won if people were told the plan was to join the EEA and have free movement anyway
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>>61605509
Fuck off spic
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are

NIGE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3r91WwkgZGI
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>>61605905
because it's written in the ancient style of japanese manga, or "paper illustrations", which are a superior form of what you may call a comic
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>>61605827
I have alerted the German authorities about this post
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>poleaboo disappears
>a new janny appears
hmmm
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>>61605839
The mainstay of the leave campaign was immigration control.

Speaking of which why didn't borris take the poison chalice?
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>>61605878
>>61605925
what's the fucking point in deleting these. really, what's the point?
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>spotless carpet
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>>61605839
that's true but any PM who doesn't act on immigration or keeps us in the EEA with free movement is going to get a bollocking
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>>61605812
My other gf,
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>>61605978
fug
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janny on the warpath
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>>61605930
Fuck off Reddit you've been caught out now jog on

>>61605932
Nope the debate was about many things, there's no way to know if immigration was a vocal minority or not

The only mandate is leaving the eu, the terms of exit are very much up for debate
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>>61605649
>>61605286
DESPERATELY NEED HELP
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>>61606002
qt
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feeling supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
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just achieved ego death

now am gonna ave a wank
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>>61606002
she's a qt
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so fucking lethargic lads, literally cannot handle any responsibility whatsoever

wish i could just go to sleep forever
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>>61606022
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ah yes let me sub on zaza in the final minute, his penalty could be crucial
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>>61605945
All I want in life is just to buy a pint for Nige.
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Don't like Germans much 2bh
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>it's saturday night
>some complete and utter runt is deleting comments like these >>61605878
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I don't have any friends just for the banter

I could literally get friends any time I liked, just not having any is such good banter, that's why I do it
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>>61606034
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Just had a non meme business idea I'm working on lads.
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>>61606062
Good lad
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>>61606062
Governor General Peter Cosgrove pls stap posting on the chans
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doing a bump of coke to liven up my saturday night haha
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>>61606100
go on
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#dontbearacistdick
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>>61606100
it's been done
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>>61606095
been to aachen
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brooding about my bully from school lads. thinking of driving out to his work, following him home and then what.. who knows...
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>>61606100
why don't you tell me what it is? i won't steal it
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>>61606095
let me have my fun
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>>61606027
Some things aren't eligible for prime delivery

When searching, filter results so that only prime items are shown
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Kek some Australian politician has only gone and done a bloody miliband!
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>>61606127
have you seen our MASSIVE mountain range
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>Comedy writer and actress Caroline Aherne has died at the age of 52.

Did not know that she was 52 tbqh

Doing a very very sad wank now
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took 100ug 1P LSD and absolutely lost my nut, genuinely felt like I was gonna go mad

had to watch david attenborough documentaries for six hours to calm myself down
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>>61606041
Where you aware of it beforehand?
I wasn't. Took my a few days to recover.
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>>61606087
staying in alone on saturday night is unreal bants
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decided to act on this bully situation lads.

found where he worked from his fb. gona sit outside and wait for him . just to have a conversation
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Isn't anyone else sad that Elie Wiesel has died? :(
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Poleaboo went for a jog around the block to burn some calories and get that fem body

Plotted a 0.4 mile route that I'd go around 3 times
Got tired and self concious around 0.3 miles
Walked home

Still breathing heavily 10 minutes on
Think the last time I ran was 2 years ago
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>>61606156
Deary me lad
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>>61606087
thats pretty good banter
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>>61606141
Well you best start doing something that resembles fun
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>>61606141
Insulting Mogg should be punished by imprisonment in the Tower of London
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>>61606156
prefer watching attenborough on ket tbqh
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Still too hungover to go out again tonight 2bh

Think I'm gonna stick with chocolate milk for this one
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>>61606124
Wish this identity politics meme would fuck off desu
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>>61606156
>mfw I did it with 2 friends in an office on valentines day whilst a storm was going on
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don't have any forearms, just three limp cocks hanging from each elbow

t. edward willyarms
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whatever happens after that is up to him
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>>61606179
Make sure to post later when he's given you a big wedgie, flushed your head down the loo and had your lunch money
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>>61606122
>>61606133
Training courses in various things using the client base of the company I work for. SIA ratings in guarding, door skills, close protection, first aid etc. I split the money with my boss for attaching the company name to it and using their venue.
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>I was watching Voyager on TV, next thing I was in a hospital bed. Turns out I'd gotten up too fast, lack of blood flow to the head and passed out, hitting my head on the floor hard (I'm 6'6") and fractured my skull. Confusing.

Wew, this might happen to me

I'm always close to passing out when I stand up quick
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Want you all to know that I have indeed had sex with the black gf tonight
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Post your face when Wales beats Germany 2-1 in the Euro finals
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Bongo bongo bongo
I don't wanna leave the congo
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>>61606147
Are you from the border?
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>>61606179
Mate, drop it, honestly. You probably won't gain anything from this, just accept that it was a time of immaturity and ignorance for this guy and move on
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>>61606198
MY fun, runt
*slaps you in the nuts*

>>61606199
I just find the face distortions funny along with the complicated words. Mogg seems like a lad.
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I cannot be held responsible for my actions.
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Red ken is on RT right now
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>>61606124
I will never bear acist dick

or any dick for that matter?

whats an acist ahahha is it the opposite of cis, is this guy againt non-binary indivudals with penis's what an absolute bigot he will be left behind as wrong side of history when I have another revolution in the toilet tonight
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Reckon funneling tiny ants into my willy might feel interesting
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>>61606231
>mfw
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>>61606221
boooorrriiiiiinnngggg

fell asleep halfway through reading this post

go die
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>>61606235
no not at all
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I WANNA KNOW WHAT LOVE IS
I WANT YOU TO SHOW ME
I WANNA FEEL WHAT LOVE IS
I KNOW YOU CAN SHOW ME
OHHHHAAAUUUGHHHHH
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>>61606231
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>>61606156
>100ug
isn't that basically nothing
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>>61606146
tbqdesu it wasn't a proper sausage on bread anyway, it was some tiger bread gourmet bullshit and those things are almost impossible to bite into from the end
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>>61606256
cystic dicks do not google
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>>61606247
Suggesting Mogg isn't a lad should be punishable by death
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are there any permanent effects of LSD/1P?
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>>61606292
He's a lanky posh cunt
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>>61606194
how are you supposed to enjoy it?

I walked through the park for a bit, sat down and enjoyed nature and shit then I suddenly had a massive influx of really dark thoughts, I kept telling myself not to freak out and obviously that thought spiralled out of control

had to run home and lie down and nearly had a panic attack
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had an idea: kill the mother of his child
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don't feel I'm getting my fair share of (You)s tonight

it's a lot tougher once the easily-baited normans have gone to their norman clubs, might have to break out the grade A material
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>>61606309
this
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>>61606278
It's not nothing but it's definitely not something you should be losing your nut over
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>>61606124
>don't bear a cist dick
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>>61606281
It's a good job it happened on election day the miliband one was regularly in the papers for a whole year before the election haha
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Poleaboo started taking Estrogen today
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>>61606156
100ug? And it affected you that badly? I know each trip is different but you should try tripping face on 6 tabs of DNM acid with a DMT hit at the peak when you're already in an existential suicidal crisis

that was really fun for me haha x
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>>61606272
:(
i wish some dutch girls would come over desu
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alri >>61606308
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Just popped 200ml of H2O
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>>61606224
Got that weird browning of your vision and dizziness?

6'4 here, get it if I stand too quickly
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>>61606319
t. third eye cemented firmly shut from years of daytime telly
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I went for a jog around the block to burn some calories and get that fem body

Plotted a 0.4 mile route that I'd go around 3 times
Got tired and self concious around 0.3 miles
Walked home

Still breathing heavily 10 minutes on
Think the last time I ran was 2 years ago
>>
going to turn flags on and this better be belfast or i'll be disappointed
>>61606342
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>>61606309
he's the least amount of a cunt a posh person could be
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could probably wait outside his house until he goes to work.
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>>61606308
Possible long term schizophrenia ;)
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Reckon I have the skinniest wrists of anybody my age in my entire town lads. Fuck that, the county.
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>>61606267
I'm gonna be rich screen cap this post.
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Does anyone else think it's ironic that the man who is most famous for portraying Gandhi likes to be called by his title Sir?
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>>61606309
>>61606329
>eternally booty blasted envious scrubs
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>>61606337
i just figured it out

its one of those anti-STD lessons

and also when did people start saying STI's instead of STD's that shit is gay af
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>>61606309
t. working class scum
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>>61606395
So when did they let you out of Auschwitz?
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>>61606357
>>61606224
>Continuing to grow after you have reached 6 foot
You deserve it tbchwyf
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>>61606395
alri slenderman
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>>61606398
how do you know he likes to go by sir?

got a source or did you just watch that episode of the sopranos or whatever else he did a cameo in
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>>61606395
Mine are about the same, but I have smaller than average male hands too. Feels kinda bad man.

How tall are you?
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>>61606395
Holy shit, wire arms.
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>>61606319
I personally just relax in bed with the lights off and good tunes on my headphones. Never had a bad time and I've taken some absolutely walloping doses.

Some people just seem to have a predisposition to downward spiralling/scary thoughts whilst on LSD. My gf said she saw some really bizarre and creepy things when she took LSD with me for the first time (dead corpses, etc), which has never ever happened to me.

If you plan on doing it again I wouldn't go outside. I'm pretty experienced but being in public on acid is just asking for some nasty paranoia. Get comfy and safe in your room and lose yourself.
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Dubs decide if I order a cheeky domino's. It's worth noting that if I do I will order a plain cheese and tomato
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>>61606449
Just show up at his work and smash his head with a rock senpai
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqHwXWa3tH4

Really makes you thingk
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>>61606395
The thing you notice first is how skinny your arm is not how skinny your wrist is

Your elbow shouldn't be wider than your upper arm haha
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>>61606452
I'm talking about Ben Kingsley la'
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shiny happy people holding hands
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>>61606449
>how to get your house raided: the post

keep going lad
>>
what can I spend £25 on?
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>>61606476
mine are too from that angle 2bh
>>
Just watched George Galloway interview ken Livingstone on Russia today haha
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>>61606483
i'm innocent like cliff desu

won't find no evidence here
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We're now not allowed to post pics that show the slightest bit of female arse or tits

Is this permanent or is this just the work of a petulant janny who can't bear to see good looking women without having a panic attack?
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>>61606485
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>>61606477
I know. now provide a source or explain your reasoning
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>>61606485
A Jockstrap, so you can workout in comfort.
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>>61606454
Just about 6'. I'm the skinniest person my acquaintances know of.

My parents are much shorter than me; my dad's like 5'6'' and he's a skinny weakling too. Glad I didn't inherit his height though.
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>http://www.strawpoll.me/10650574

MANDATORY POLL GET IN HERE FAGGOTS!
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>>61606475
when will the leavers take back this country
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i keep coughing and it's keeping me up lads

one of the worst coughs i've ever had
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>>61606527
Your dad got cucked by your mum

Ya dad ain't ya da
>>
>>61606539
Soon, the fire rises
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>>61606540
*smothers you with a pillow*
All quiet soon... shhhh
*you stop struggling and go limp*
Ahhh
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>>61606476
>Your elbow shouldn't be wider than your upper arm
t. James Corden
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>>61606395
and I thought I was bad
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>>61604528
I laughed at doggo
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>>61606463
literally this 2bh. Although your first time you really should have a tripsitter to make sure you don't throw yourself out of a window or shit yourself.

Only when you're experienced can you go for the real expert techniques, like tripping on three strong tabs of 25i-NBOMe at a family new year's party with your grandparents.

(what the fuck... still can't believe I did that haha)
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NEW
>>61596351
>>61596351
>>61596351
>>61596351
>>61596351
NEW
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>>61606574
nonce
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I suggest inviting him to the pub for a bit of a tete-a-tete, a few rounds of drinks (not too many) and an airing of grievances. If you do it right you might even get an apology out of him.
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retrying the extra flags
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>>61606574
completely normal wrists you insecure faggot
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>>61606600
?
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>leicester won the league and leave won the referendum
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(You feel your gains diminishing)
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Got really drunk last night and asked the pizza man if he knew where the weed was at

What kind of fucking pizzaman doesn't smoke?
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>>61606517
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ben_Kingsley#Honours

Literally how young are you la'? This was quite the controversy.
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>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aqFUEkOCOf4


hmm yes very well argued
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>retrying the extra flags
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>>61606527
noodle arms unite
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>>61606618
they aren't, maybe its the angle but I get told that my wrists are tiny everywhere
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>>61606637
I don't follow celebrity gossip
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>>61606433
kek'd
>>
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>>61606654
Lebbo
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gained from 9 and half stone to 11 stone
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CONTINUE HERE

>>61606682

>>61606682
>>61606682
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>>61606654
nice false homo flag, did a chuckle
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>>61606654
rasheed
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>>61606697
Prepare to get Janhandled
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>>61606675
Nah lad, weird lighting and I'm pale as fuck from being a shut-in.
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hello
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O no!
People are posting pictures of women with exposed tits and arse on a Chinese rice harvesting forum... I must delete them before someone gets hurt
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>People who voted leave are all racist

When will this meme end?
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>>61606760
5 minutes
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>>61606760
Everyone that doesn't agree with that end of the political spectrum is "racist"
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>>61606760
half my m8s unironically hate me now since I admitted I voted leave
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>>61606348
dutch women should be sexually enslaved by english speakers
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>>61606911
we all speak english here??
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>>61606760
When you check your fucking privilege
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>>61606654
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