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Reminder that Thaianon is the new Janitor
Do not upset him as he now has power over us
JANITOR
Onion Jack
>>61600767
we're good lad
dangerously early
>SHITALY
>italipoop
what do you honestly think about Poles in UK
>>61600835
Decent overall, but all the rape convictions cost us the referendum
Poetry
>>61600769
Literally this 2bh Ireland could join that if they wanted we already have the common travel area
lads
would it be creepy to ask out a 19 year old?
im 28
>>61600767
>listening to the mods
Why would you take advice from someone in the palm of moot and samurai jack
Make up your mind Janny..
having a look
>>61600872
FONT
>>61600872
age is just a number friend :3
>>61600872
yes, it is. she's developed far less mentally and is less mature than you. but at the end of the day do what you want. its legal.
I just ate so much shit food I can't see straight.
>>61600835
Love the sexy female women that ignore me.
>>61600872
you need to be really smooth
>>61600921
root mean square
>>61600918
she's mature for her age
>>61600872
my sister is 21 and her bf is 30
hmm
nth for windows 10
>>61600872
It's pretty fucking creepy but she might say yes. Know a lass who dated a 28 year old and she was 19
>>61600879
>his country only has one time zone
>>61600835
Fine by me, when we get full control over our immigration system back.
>>61600872
9 years isn't that bad
you see a lot of 20-somethings with 40-50 year old men
>mfw non-free software
Really makes you think lads
>windows 10
turbo cattle
may as well lock yourself in a sheep pen and start bleating
>>61600986
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>it's a Germany wins episode
So tired and predictable.
>>61601042
*has a ball*
witcher 3 any good lads
>>61600945
DO DOMU ROBACKI POLACKI
*culturally appropriates you*
>>61600972
post pics of your sister
(id settle for a description)
>>61601021
>9 years isn't that bad
>>61601067
very very good, well worth it lad.
>>61601043
>>61601029
>London and Manchester
Paki centrals don't even TALK to me
>>61601067
marathon the first minute and find out
https://www.gnu.org/philosophy/words-to-avoid.html
Very VERY important link
>>61601064
>germany wins
>iceland wins
>iceland 10% possession against germany
>iceland still wins
>>61601042
*sits at home*
>>61601029
>>61601043
>used to distro hop, and my laptop functioned properly with 100% driver support maybe 60% of the time
>grew up and pirated windows 7
>>61601095
combat looks terrible desu. like a bootleg dark souls crossed with assassin's creed
>>61601049
That's one square in /brit/ bingo.
>>61601094
my dad was 13 years old than my mom
>>61600835
The girls tend to speak much better English than the guys
>>61601067
not even played the latest expansion yet desu
>>61601114
>distro hop
don't even know or care what this means
cease your mindless babbles runt
>>61601067
Loved it, the witcher contracts are a bit same-y though
goin on holiday with the mateys soon lads
wave goodbye
wish me well
you've gotta let me go
>>61601114
>laptop
there's your issue
statistically speaking, 2 in every 10 people in this thread will be a muslim
and there has been 25 posters so far...
>>61601150
>PC
kek
Italy's coach is going do his absolute NUT at any loss at this point.
Me on the left
>mfw my supply of free cakes from the EU ends
>>61601109
is Australia generally rooting for Iceland?
i love being muslim
racists may vacate this thread
We're not going to leave the EU are we
It's just not going to happen
>>61600740
Chief is a lad, didn't expect shore leave at this time
>>61601162
4.5 muzzies ahhhhhhh
>>61601178
>Kernow
What, too poor?
>>61601067
Best game of last year, but it's a long journey. Not really normie friendly.
>>61601138
>mom
Weird lad from work is texting me.
Wish he'd stop.
>>61601129
combat isn't even that bad, story/the world is amazing
I pirated it but ended up buying it because I felt bad since it was so good
>>61601153
so you've never used linux?
>>61601161
I also have a desktop, but ive never installed anything but XP or win7 on it
>>61601193
Everyone loves an underdog.
Fuck those gollifrogs :^)
>>61601162
statistically speaking, 2 in 5 posters are female.
there are 4 women itt
you are sober thats not me im a stoner
>>61601215
fuck this muslim bint
>>61601157
*let's you go*
>>61601228
don't need to use runt software
I don't like minorities to be honest
Muslims may vacate this thre*BANG*
>>61601212
>Not really normie friendly.
will give it a miss then
POONALTY
>>61601228
I had a fucking Lenovo Yoga 2 Pro, one of the worst laptops for GNU/Linux,and I still had Arch working on it perfectly
step up
>>61601225
>combat isn't even that bad
>press x the game
>>61601223
Don't call me weird
>>61601268
must be hard when your president is one lol
>janny doesn't delete the thread
>doesn't delete posts
>nice and comfy /brit/
really makes you think
>>61601233
næs
P E N A L T Y
FUUUUUCK
>germany
>POOMANY
>POOMANY
>POOMANY
NO ERA PENAL
>>61601223
tell him to stop then?
Haha, come on Italy
>>61601268
your president is a muslim and your next president is a muslim-loving woman
>>61601284
play on deathmarch mode then you rat
>>61601278
Second best game of last year : SOMA. A bit more normie friendly.
>>61601199
PAKI
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>>61601254
no iceland
you're supposed to say "are we human or are we dancer"
>>61601325
>>61601324
>>61601323
WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?
very cosy and snuggly in my fresh bed lads
Anyone care to join me? :3
>>61601281
>arch
tryhard
>>61601258
tryhard
I T A L Y WOOOOOO
What the fuck was that guy doing with his arms up?
lads my fucking peugeot failed the MOT, i need a car max £3k any suggestions
>>61601157
"are we human or are we dancer"
>>61601294
Yea and he's an incompetent lying prick
Who would have guessed?
>>61601344
Nah Hillary won't win
>>61601364
MEME MAGIC LAD
>>61601384
You can ride me for a tenner
>>61601364
italy scored
>>61601406
>Hillary won't win
oh my god I can't breathe I'm laughing so hard
>>61600765
What happened that's making people think this?
>>61601388
when did you become a footballing normie?
>>61601404
there's a good lad
>>61601366
*turns the light on*
>>61601406
Literally praying for Trump to win, I need more lefty tears after Brexit.
doing a think
>>61601449
gf got me into it
>>61601429
She's probably going to prison...
>>61601471
Stop it
Have a drink
>>61601366
*gets into bed*
*does a huge poo*
*leaves*
>>61601474
is she 3D or 2D?
Watching Pacific Rim.
This film is fucking awful.
guy at work said he was voting leave for the longest time, then changes his mind last minute and votes remain because he started dating a polish girl
turns out her parents will have to leave and go back home
>>61601502
*cracks open a cold one*
*takes a sip*
*sighs*
Accidentally smashed me bellend lads
biggest dejavu of my life
have had this one 3 times
can predict what posts are coming next
>>61601497
>believing the /pol/ memes
nah
>>61601406
will the yankees on /pol/ commit mass collective suicide when hillary wins?
>>61601366
*leaves the door open to let in just enough light to stop you getting to sleep*
How do I get more (You)s?
>>61601429
Remember that time London got outvoted and the UK decided to grow some balls again, then your PM got upset and quit his job?
Equally funny 2bh
>>61601566
You have to angle it so the light is in his eyes too
>>61601582
I agree
>>61601590
I'll leave the curtains open so he gets that glaring sun at 5 in the morning
Putting my money where my mouth is
lol do americans actually think hillary isn't gonna win
trump is gonna get btfo
i'm not a supporter of either one but it's quite clear that hillary's gonna win and it won't be close
>>61601552
good lad
remainer chebs
>>61601366
*SMASHES BISCUITS ALL OVER YOUR SHEETS*
>>61601582
Remember how all of /pol/ thought Romney was going to win?
Was Jimi Hendrix good?
>>61600067
More like 'DAMP RAG' imo.
>>61601654
Good at shagging your nan
>>61601620
shrink his duvet so his feet get cold
>>61601651
Most of /pol/ isn't old enough to vote 2bh
I usually don't bother with their opinions
>>61601582
america is a cuckold nation, don't compare us with you lot, fat disgusting yankee coward
>>61601654
nobody knows
none of his records survived the test of time
>>61601641
wew
>>61601689
yet you think hillary won't win
>>61601654
THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST
lads
in a football match how do they know how far the players have ran and how many passes and that
>>61601733
yes
and your new flag is utter shit I am literally retching
really want to have sex lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=09MzaJVH5b4
>>61601754
how do they do it
>>61601754
>how do they know
>yes
WAKE ME UP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AiMj4h1jrsU
>>61601685
Absolutely machiavellian lad, I love it
>>61601774
same 2bh. just once.
>>61601787
>>61601776
sorry I don't speak muslim
>>61600872
girls like guys who are older than them
>>61601774
As the giver or receiver?
>>61601701
t. Hans Pierre Steinberg
>>61601713
Correct
hummels is such a stud
>>61601823
reminder that "henry" posted on /v/ and literally (LITERALLY) got banned for being underage
>>61601804
*only
>>61601823
okay this SM64 maths bullshit has gone way too far
IT WAS A BIT FLIP
>>61601854
I'd let him fuck me and I'm not gay haha x
>>61600835
Only pakis don't like Poles
>watching the kick and ball show
liked it as a kid. was an avid UTD supporter in my kid days. lost interest in my teen years though. turned my focus to music. had a few brief renaissance moments here and there, but they were all really forced in retrospect. my brothers/friends just seemed to have a built-in inclination towards it that I just didn't and could never really relate to/ingratiate myself in to no matter how hard I tried
now in my adult years I feel the same thing happening with politics ... a topic I likewise feel unable to 'get into' but can't cause everyone else seems to already be deeply entrenched in a way I couldn't possibly throw myself in
whou
/rant
>>61601854
This desu
>>61601869
this goes much deeper than the TTC upwarp
>>61601854
it's literally not gay to want to suck Hummels off
Lads
>>61601886
yeah I used to support Man U just cos my dad did. last time I ever really got invested in football was the 02 world cup
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_0VEO-r_Eg
Do you agree?
>30 mins of extra /comfy/ness
Scotland pays for its health and education fairly out of the block grant and is a net contributor most years so fuck off bullies
>>61601935
this desu
think most of you are poleaboo-tier wankers 2bh
might blow my brains out with a massive dose of LSD
What's something good (preferably a comedy) on Netflix?
>>61601823
>>61601869
>>61601958
what the fuck are you lads on about
>>61601823
This meme must be dead by now why did /brit/ start posting it
http://www.strawpoll.me/10649576
http://www.strawpoll.me/10649576
>>61601969
>Leave voter
>massive bender
Surprising stuff.
>>61601976
why are they wearing blue and white? Neither of their flags have those colours.
>>61601996
thing about QPU misalignment is it's very hard to realign yourself
just pour doritos cheese dust directly in my mouth senpai
>>61602021
My internet is slow so I'm only just getting it
>>61602019
some new shit gimmick the reddit flaggers have clung onto after getting bored of that schizophrenic sweaty guitar man
>>61602019
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpk2tdsPh0A
>italy's keeper having a cheeky bar of chocolate?
>>61601788
Oxford help are trying to get Tim institutionalised
>>61602030
Really makes you thingk
>>61602019
Literally autistic Mario 64 players on youtube
BENAL DEEZ
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>>61602042
*'s defacto speed
Business idea: bacon that doesn't shrink
10pm already
the weekends gone
over
work again monday
it never ends lads
fedup with it...
>>61602030
>milo poppadoppalis
>>61602115
Your third eye might be awakening...
we need a nondom tax
>>61601788
if tim wasn't stuck in this video loop i think he'd be shooting up an NHS clinic
Wanna know something funny lads?
Nandos medium sauce is actually quite hot haha!
making an arrangement
someone make an /eire/ thread
>tfw you'll never walk the doggerland
>30 minutes extra time
cba
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2URPodWKFoc
NA NA NA NA
NA NA NA NA
HEEEEEEEEY
ADIOOOOOOS
>>61602182
*slaps it out of your hands*
>>61602237
filthy casual
why can't the uk be a country like france and be called britain instead of being 4 countries in one
really sick of this limbo where we are one country but have to bully and put each other down at every opportunity.
doesn't help my anxiety desu
and more to the point why couldn't we keep our colonies as a proper part of our country again like france.
why did france manage their empire better than us ?
need a hair cut desu
Just found a lesbian site which has an entire thread dedicated to Cara and Cara accessories.
>>61602245
heh it's already syncing to my google calendar and now available on all my devices thanks to the power of the cloud
nothing personnel kid
why is french hospitals better quality than ours?
why is france better than us ?
more negros and still better
>>61602253
boring match
2 generic decent teams, no politics involved or anything
>>61602291
*hacks your cloud*
Who's laughing now?
>>61602286
errr link???
>Aeropress? Why no, I would never drink that
>>61602306
filthy casual
>>61602286
is she a member then?
Had an interview with Waitrose today lads, wew I feel like dying after that
>>61602314
Oh the irony of you suggesting that thread
>>61602356
FOB
europe in the late 90s was weirder than japan
>>61602356
How did it go? What did they ask you?
>>61602356
Hope you wore a suit, they're pretty particular about that.
>>61602356
story time
should I just get an overclocked GTX 970 or splash out a bit more and get a 980(ti)?
>>61602356
I think I'd rather actually die than work in retail
>>61602356
I quit from waitrose about 9 months ago
Did you do the build a tower with pasta and sweets group thing?
>>61602319
Find the idea of an employee from the company that makes aeropresses shilling it in /brit/ hilarious.
>>61602291
it was a flower arrangement
>>61602393
true guerilla marketers know this is where the real memes are born
>>61602386
980Ti costs about 2x as much
Unless you can easily afford it then there's no point, afaik both cards are decent at handling games and unless you're playing on 4K then you should have no problems
Hope you shook the interviewers hand first
>>61602356
>>61602382
>>61602383
>>61602385
It went well, lasted 2 hours. I just keep thinking back to what I said, wondering if I just sounded dumb. Wore a grey suit with a green tie, answered the 'Action Report' questions well, and I feel like the interview went alright. Just keep dying of cringe for sucking up to these Waitrose people
*enters /brit/*
*ice barrages everyone*
heh, nothing personal noobs
>>61602459
>Just keep dying of cringe for sucking up to these Waitrose people
welcome to the real world
sucking up to your superiors just to survive
>>61602448
Yup, before and after the interview, other guy didn't (paki). Only 2 of us candidates bothered turning up out of 6
>>61602459
>2 hour suited interview to stock shelves
I'm Scottish, not British.
>>61602420
Am unironically interested in the product.
The posts are rare enough that it's not annoying and piques interest.
>>61602463
He's right you know. It's an input or it isn't.
>>61602459
What's an action report question? Like a behavioural question?
Was it for cashier or a corporate position?
>>61602459
post a picture of your suit and tie
How long do job interviews usually last?
how long is your response to each question supposed to be?
I wanna try an uber. Fuck my shitty village.
>I'm Scottish, not British.
>>61602492
I know, it's ridiculous, but the Partnership is insistent on shit like that- asked a few of my mates that have worked there
how do you put carrots on a shelf lads
>>61602484
*equips black dhide and mage shortbow*
say your prayers kiddo
>>61602525
It was basically being an assistant for every department- café, tills, stock management, etc
>>61602532
Cba, it's an Armani Collezioni G suit and
>>61602560
only people who do my nut in more than jocks is muh heritage yank-jocks
>>61602535
around 45 minutes is normal
>how long is your response to each question supposed to be?
that depends
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mk6Ymy758l4
Can't clogg the Mogg
>>61602459
I just stopped working in a bank and the amount of sucking up I had to do was horrendous, felt like they were rubbing it in my face a lot of the time
Now I'm a painter and I don't have to talk o anyone
>>61602592
AND??
>>61602606
>around 45 minutes
wow, are you supposed to give a detailed life story or something
>>61602608
Don't have time to watch. What does he say?
>>61602459
I worked at Waitrose for 3 years anything you wanna know?
I couldn't work in a job where I am on display to the public
I'm not exactly proud of my job but at least its in a factory. I'd rather work in a coal mine than fucking tesco or mcdonalds or somewhere with a bunch of teenagers and pakis
/eire/
>>61602646
>>61602646
only done 1 interview and it was about 20 minutes
>>61602631
my last job interview (for where I'm working now) was two hours
>>61602585
>say your prayers kiddo
already have chump
>>61602635
EU a shit
>>61602502
in terms of coding, you can write events for both the press and the release
So there are 2 parts.
1 part is half a full press.
>>61602627
Sorry, I'm a mong, *and* a 'Kin' green tie from John Lewis. The suit itself has flecks of green, and it's the colour of Waitrose and John Lewis anyway
>>61602631
why do you want to work in this area?
why do you want to work for this company?
tell me about a time you showed excellence/good leadership/dealt with a difficult situation
what motivates you?
what are your strengths?
if money wasn't a problem, would you still apply for this job?
do you have anything you'd like to ask us?
etc. they can last for a long time, and you need good, medium length answers to all of these questions
Fuck the uk
Scottish independence
>go to interview for a fast food place
>make me fill out a form beforehand
>tell us what some of your hobbies are
>>61602672
how does that even work? is each answer 20 minutes long?
are they filming a documentary or something???
>>61602657
Why? Anxiety?
JEHOVAHU ACKBAR
came in the game as a young nigga tryna get guap
>>61602631
>tfw it takes them longer to ask the question than it does for me to answer it
I don't like to waffle. Just say what needs to be said then get on with it.
>>61602650
Do they *really* care about their employees that much? I was in the break room before the interview, and it was like the fucking Garden of Eden, but it seems too good to be true that the Partnership looks after its Partners
>>61602701
>>61602494
false flags
>Fuck the uk Scottish independence
>tfw spent 3 years abroad
>tfw spent another year in london
>tfw now probably going to have to go home
>>61602695
t. JJB Sports manager
>>61602750
good luck with that
>>61602683
that's not what he means by half a-press
it means 1 press is required for the level but 0 additional presses for an entire playthrough
>>61602631
Pretty much yeah. For a proper job a company is making an investment in you they want to make damn sure you can: 1. do the fucking job. 2. Not leave after 6 months fucking them over.
As for why Waitrose want 2 hour ones, that must just be their own faggotry.
>>61602749
Has kiltposting replaced fedoraposting? Fuck, I've been hanging out with normies too long
>>61602675
heh, you're a worthy adversary lad. See you around.
*teles to varrock*
>>61602750
fuck off were full
>>61602608
Mogg has a very soothing voice.
>>61602744
Their lives are so devoid of meaning from working in Waitrose that they do actually care
Can't wait for penalties lads although the bloody Germans will win them. Why are they so efficient?
>>61602744
john lewis would be a great place to work. 2 bad retail mainly employs qt girls.
>>61602773
>>61602795
i mean my hometown i won't go home to my house
i want to go further away but i've got a really good job offer in my hometown and really cba to look for other jobs
>>61602810
even floor monkeys get some equity at john lewis don't they?
Can't someone just win the kicking of the ball
Why do they drag games on for so long these days
Gas the kikes race war now
>>61602019
basically, there's this whole internet community of a bunch of extremely clever, extremely autistic people who fuck around with mario 64 using really advanced physics and maths and shit that literally makes no sense
a guy from said community posted a video a few months ago where he managed to beat a level of the game using just "half an A press" by travelling thru different parallel universes (i'm not fucking joking)
it's one of the most fascinating things i've ever seen. highly recommend you give it a watch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpk2tdsPh0A
Benefits of an animal
Loyal, a companion, won't judge you, can be trained to have sex with, can be fun to play with.
A human
Only cares about themselves, will begrudgingly thank you and you'll never see them again
I think the choice is obvious
>>61602846
Evening Mr Corbyn
>>61602810
2 hours because it's meant to be a group assessment. Only 2 people, including me, turned up so they only did individual assessments.
>>61602810
You have no idea how many fucking jobs I've been turned away from in favour of girls. At 18, all I've ever noticed is women being given the upper hand over men at every turn
>>61602810
john lewis has the worst customers ever
it's basically baby minding middle class house wives who can't even wipe their own arses
all stuck up cunts who treat you like scum
t. ex john lewis
>>61602794
>frozen
>thinks he can teleport
>>61602846
Glass the rich class war now
quite like this runescape posting gimmick
>>61602879
*Comrade Corbyn
>>61602744
It's OK - better than most places, and above and beyond the majority of retail jobs, but the higher you climb the ladder, the more you're utterly rinsed. For example if you wanted to become a manager you will get shunted to a different store for a minimum of 6 months. They pay you the petrol difference, but for some people working in a different place and being expected to be able to have the repect of the people at the new store is a bit much, it's not good for team cohesion when they get a new section manager whenever.
I worked on delivery and we were best when we were our own team, then they split us up into ambient pickers, fresh pickers and drivers ( I was a driver) and it kinda went to shit. So yeah, on the surface it's great to work for, but dig down and it can be fairly rotten, just depends how far you're willing to go
>>61602877
The Irish are animals
>>61602895
If you think you are going to hurt my rs bf you're going through me first, kid
haha lads, a n64 controller just spontaneously generated in front of me with the A button pressed in
funny that
me on the left
>>61602853
What the fuck am I doing on a saturday night
>>61602810
ive done this before
hired women just because they were attractive
just took on this 18 year old iranian girl, absolutely knock out
worth paying just to look at
>>61602810
Waitrose > JL
Customer expectations are much higher in JL than WR
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pvHplYmh2f8
anyone remember this?
>>61602895
you could in 2005
>>61602958
*sends you to the maze*
next
>>61602973
Surveying the land are you?
>>61602853
>using really advanced physics and maths and shit that literally makes no sense
christ you're stupid. There's no physics involved and all the maths is fairly simple if you know the slightest thing about programming. "parallel universe" is just a fancy term to help the layman understand the overflow glitch in mario's position
>runescape
>2016
>>61602695
>tell me about a time you showed excellence/good leadership/dealt with a difficult situation
i'm so shit at these questions. i'm so shit at all questions but especially those ones
fucking hell i'm fucked
>>61602966
>>61602463
what's this meme about?
>>61602927
Fuck knows I'm not working for John Lewis for long, at 18 that's the last thing on my mind. Either I'm going to uni after results, retake the year, or join the army.
>>61602958
*right clicks*
*follows*
>>61602999
>>61602958
>>61602922
Do you lads happen to remember a bed in rs which had feet/boots under it which moved?
It was in a house afaik
>>61603027
Hat
>>61603035
you're meant to prepare for them in advance
they're called 'behavioural' questions
>>61603027
okay lad
>>61603031
*trades you a rune 2h*
*quickly swaps it for an iron 2h*
*you accept*
*walks away with the dosh*
heh nutten personell noob
>>61603062
upstairs in the wise old man's house in Draynor, if you kicked it
Remember when I seen zezima and followed him around for ages with a big crowd of people
World 82 lads
i think i should stay and i think we should have sex
My last boss was super hot, no idea why she hired me
Fat ass and always looked at me with them big blue eyes
Shame she was a bitc
>>61603089
some twat once offered to buy my full rune for 1m and he pulled the old 1000k-10004 trick on me
bloody mongrel cunt
>>61603041
For that purpose, it's probably the best job you can get, mean pay is slightly lower, but take full advantage of the discounts, 25% of JL is nothing to joke about, and the yearly bonus is very welcome as a lump sum
Be nice to customers, they love that shit but don't give too much of a fuck about 'being a partner'. There are people who take it way too seriously trying to scramble up the ladder, thinking they're super high and important, when in reality they're just getting rinsed by the general/regional managers
>>61603123
world 72 best world you scrub
>>61603122
that's the one
good memories from that game
>>61603123
he popped up in lummy swamp for a minute or two then logged off
was the only one there with him haha
>>61603123
>>61603159
world 56 reporting in
>>61603123
was he runecrafting in edgeville? i saw him doing that once
>>61603123
saw him several times around the game
played him on FunOrb too (and beat him three times in a row)
>>61603159
>>61603186
Doxxed :)
>>61603156
I kept emphasising the important of the customer's satisfaction during the interview, having read the whole "first principle of the partnership" poster thing in the breakroom.
I'll suck it up for as long as I need a job, and there's little to be proud of to be working there anyway- you're basically a servant to people more successful than you.
>>61603216
arcanists? used to play that too
another penalties episode
New?
>>61603187
I saw him crafting fire runes in Al Kharid of all places
flatmate has his mates over to watch the football
makes me very uncomfortable 2bh
>>61603156
Thanks for the advice, by the way, hopefully I'll get the job. They're still interviewing applicants but I reckon I made a good impression with the interviewer.
>>61603263
yeah I was proper obsessed with arcanists for a summer and got really good at it
beating Zezima those three times in a 1v1 was probably the highlight of my gaming career desu
>first time in elf land
>lad in full rune obby cape shield and d long runs past me
>I chase after him and fall down a trap
>full rune obby cape shield and d long on the floor
nice
>>61603296
go sit with them
wanna go here
>>61603244
As a delivery driver I cranked the charm to 11, got tips and commendations by customers and basically became invulnerable to section managers who are keen to do everything by the book. The ones who don't give a fuck run the better sections, it's very plain to see.
Get yourself a reputation for charm and you'll be laughing la'
>>61603312
did they ever dox him?
WE PENALTIES NOW
>>61603328
my bumhole after a spicy one
>>61603300
Not a problem, hope you get it la'
>>61602979
retail does it because customers prefer it silly not because the managers are horny
>>61603328
me too. Also want to go round Uzbekistan if you want to come with me?? :3
PENALTIES LADS
Praying for the pasta lads
>>61603156
same for sainsbury's
you get an extra 70p (seventy pence) for being a team leader
absolutely not worth it
classic footy match the kind you don't want to end
>>61603430
Waste of time
>>61603313
saw a lad in a haloween mask, who was AFK, get killed by a random event. Everyone lost their shit trying to grab it
>benuldies
>needing an Armani suit and half a tonne of bollocks just to get a job in a supermarket
Has life always been this shit?
Will everything just continue to get worse?
>POONALTIES
Get nervous just watching penalties. Can't imagine the stress of having to take and try to save them.
>>61603421
I'm a horny manager who hires girls just to look at
I'm 34 and flirt with 17-19 year old girls wanting a job
>>61603429
this match
>>61603484
I still have a yo-yo on my old account
>>61603430
fuck that
middle management is always first on the chopping block
if you're a grunt working on the ground then you have almost zero responsibility, it's always your managers fault when something goes wrong
>cornwilly couldn't afford a suit to wear for his job interview
Howling
just saw a shadow that looked like a person across the hall in the corner of my eye. scared desu
>>61603496
Nah I'm just a prat that enjoys an opportunity to dress up. Mates that worked at the Partnership said they needed to wear suits for their interview, and I decided my Armani one would make the best impression
>>61603508
wew lad
>>61603512
I've got a scythe from 2003 laddo
>>61603496
>Has life always been this shit?
ye
employers are forever spoiled
>>61603430
I used to work for Sainsbury's and the Store Manager kept trying to push me into being a team leader. He kept casually bringing up stuff like "if you were a team leader, I'd expect this to be done this way and by this time" and I would say something like "But I'm not"
They can fuck off thinking I'm killing myself for 70p extra an hour, especially when 90% of the cunts there are lazy bastards and students who take the piss
you're having a laugh mate
remember when I got full rune (g), my life was fucking complete
it's been downhill since then
what the fuck was that
>zazaza
>SHITALY
>'za 'za
POOTALY
>POOLLER
>>61603579
I wasn't saying you were in the wrong, just what it tells us about the state of the world
>muller
get rekt cunt
>POOMANY
THE STRESS LADS
>POOMANY
>Poozil
>poomany
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qE_EQ9_v2a0
UNCLOGGED
>>61603672
Waitrose and John Lewis are posh and scummy companies that have their pick of the lot, guess we have to suck up and dress our best if we want a chance. The other guy was a 23 year old Rasheed in a jumper kek
IS THIS THE BEST PENALTY SHOOTOUT EVER
what a fucking shambles
>shitaly
>>61603621
i had a manager that almost fired me because i declined to take his position.
he was on £16k a year.
fuck no mate. haha.
PLS ITALY
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>Poonucci
Fucking hell England are better at pens than this
>>61603728
>Waitrose and John Lewis are posh and scummy companies
Bit unfair lad
FUCK
>>61603741
>£16k a year
is that even legal?
>pigfucker
>SHITMANY
NO ERA PANEAL
FUCKING HELL
DO THEY WANT TO GO HOME
S U D D E N
F U C K I N G
D E A T H
! ! ! ! ! ! !
FUCKING HELL HAHAHA
WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING
>>61603792
in retail managers get paid fuck all and its legal.
>>61603780
posh twat
PENALTIES
NEVER
END
!!!!!!!!
mom called me autistic because i dont want to go to my family's bbq on the 4th lads
>>61603829
that's worse than a call centre manager
FUCK GERMANY
>>61603792
>>61603741
aye
mine was on 18k as a department manager
he was 28 and looked 40 due to the stress and long hours
he literally earned less than me due to student loans and tax
I was on minimum wage
who in their right mind would want to be a manager in retail
like, seriously
>>61603854
MEAN
I'm stressed as fuck
>>61603859
did you not want to go without your stuffed animal?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OhJQVVAN2Ho
>>61603875
This
>>61603897
take a chill pill lmao
This shoot out is too tense
>3 hours later
>still level
Should've brought Balotelli.
doing a oneitis
>>61603867
at least you only have to take abuse down the phone as a call centre manager
in retail they're in your face 24/7 and you have to physically do a lot of shit, where in call centres you sit on your arse
either way, both jobs are abysmal
D E U T S C H L A N D
MAMA
I
A
GERMANY LOL
E
R
M
A
N
Y
L
O
L
>POOTALY
>Every player that plays in the Premier League missed his pen.
>>61603962
but so abundant
A summary of the penalty shoot out lads
>POOMANY
>POOTALY
>POOTALY (what the fuck was that run up all about? The mug has completely skyed it)
>POOMANY
>POOMANY
>POOMANY (POOZIL)
>POOTALY (another fucking silly run up, what are they playing at?)
>POOTALY
>POOTALY
>POOMANY
>POOMANY
>POOTALY (POOFFON)
>POOMANY
>POOTALY
>POOMANY
>POOTALY
>POOTALY
>POOTALY
TLDR: >POOTALY
fucks sake lads the bastard germans
>9 attempts
fuck me
FUCK GERMANY
FUCK GERMANY
FUCK GERMANY
FUCK GERMANY
*shoots you dead*
how about that for a shootout
Zaza's was the most autistic penalty I've ever seen.
>>61604023
>fuck me
k
>>61604001
FUCK OFF
pizza confirmed memefood
>penalties beyond 5
>>61603867
it is.
To make it worse he was 31 and fairly bright, but just lazy.
>>61604045
Is that something players actually do sometimes or just him?
new
>>61604086
>>61604086
>>61604086
why do the bad guys always win, lads?
>>61604012
it's Shitaly m8
supposed to attend a health and safety course on monday but I'm 200 miles away and cba lads
>>61603911
this is worse than louie
>>61604087
They sometimes do long run-ups to put the 'keeper off but I've never seen one that long or weird.
>>61604098
MADMAN
>>61604143
Think the lad thought he was still in warm-up along the sideline.
>You're ruining our lives
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqHwXWa3tH4
janitor
hmm
>>61604163
I repeat
MADMAN
>>61604241
>>61604241
>>61604241
new
>>61604143
apostrophe for the goal part of goalkeeper is one of the most autistic things I've ever seen on this website
>noncepop
>>61604221
>being this zealous
Fucking Remoaners. How ignorant are they?
>>61604278
this 2bh
NOT PAGE 10 YET FUCKERS
Why delete it? So this thread can have 2 more posts?
We're on page 7 now, someone make a new.
HE'S ON A R-R-R-RRRR-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAMPAGE
>>61604278
>>61604298
heart sank when I read these posts.
thinking of ending my pathetic existence 2bh
RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULE
BRITANNIA
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FUCK OFF JANNY YOU RAGING AUTIST
WE'RE AT 500 POSTS AND ON PAGE 7
>>61604341
don't, this board needs all the janny's it can get
When do you think Comrade Corbyn's going to step down?
>>61604362
>india
>janitors
pick one
>>61604333
you forgot to capitalise your sentence ya mong lmao
ah yes
The rules to make a thread not get deleted:
>no kpop
>no cara
>no anime
not hard lads.
actually like the new modern baseball album more than i originally thought
that bitch from gogglebox is dead?
>>61604430
>no kpop
see
>>61600740
>modern baseball
>>61604384
>>61604437
>>61604416
Said that twat would miss soon as he came on.
in the semis it's basically portugal england germany and france
well done lads
>>61604541
Why was he doing the wee-wee dance?
>>61604537
jannice you are a cunt
