posh and proud edition
/balt/
I tell you what mate, janny's not gonna like this one bit
>yanks don't like footy because they literally can't concentrate for 90 minutes
>>61606682
Fuck off eternal Germ
>March for Europe? Yeah you can keep on marching down to the channel tunnel there's the door lol
going to put his wife and daughter in a room like in room desu
Janny's gonna do his NUT in.
>Jeremy Corbyn’s aides are refusing to let Labour deputy leader Tom Watson hold a one-to-one meeting with him, claiming that Watson will try to “bully” the leader into resigning.
jesus christ jezza is a hostage
has janny gone to microwave his supper or something?
>>61606715
There's nothing to concentrate on
It's just running back and forth and not putting any points up
miss the toot man :(
Time to post your wrist and height measurements. Lets settle this once and for all.
Height - 184cm
Wrist - 6 inches
Ordinminthinfrapessimundecimable thread
>remongers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqHwXWa3tH4
>>61606758
>“We are not letting that happen. He’s a 70-year-old [sic] man. We have a duty of care … This is not a one-off. There is a culture of bullying. Maybe it’s a Blairite/Brownite thing.”
>>61606786
same
>>61606765
Looks he only deletes British posts
>>61606716
:(
>>61606758
Jezza's the one who's taken the Labour Party hostage, the cunt. Would honestly celebrate if he died horrifically right now.
>>61606758
Imagine if he was PM
>No Merkel you can't come in, Jeremy is tired and needs his nap
![6a00d8341bf8f353ef017eeacb1b2e970d[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/USbNRGd.jpg "6a00d8341bf8f353ef017eeacb1b2e970d[1].jpg")
>not putting any points up
how do I get thick arms like this?
does he lift?
Reeee need to get rich lads.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LdpPHmRbLaw
Hmmm
really thinking lads
my peter hitchens impression
[peter hitchens voice] uh uh uh uh uh uh the blairites from the labour party and the blairites from the conservative party should uh uh uh join up and make love
feels desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KN99hLPWZro
Next PM coming through
>>61606834
nah mate he came out the womb with big arms
you thick cunt
Might unironically re-sign up for Netflix as it's an easy way to watch stuff when I'm in bed, thoughts?
listening to radiohead, thanks for birthing this band, britain
>>61606868
needs more thesaurus
>>61606868
uh uh uh uh the mariagiwana is making the muslims bomb us uh uh uh uh
>>61606795
>"Put that down"
>"No"
Job done
>>61606871
Why are they there?
>>61606849
Fucking alpha male
>>61606875
>Tories have had 2(two) female PMs
>Labour have had 0(ZERO)
very progressive :^)
>>61606912
centenary of the somme
>the city of zaza
>>61606875
>there are people in britain RIGHT NOW who don't have a hdd full of porn and are NOT WORKING ON IT
http://www.strawpoll.me/10650633
>>61606951
tummy
>>61606951
Who's that desu
>>61606849
>shame on you shame on you shame on you
>why
>fuck off
ah yes
>>61606787
Height - 182 cm
Wrist - 5.5''
Penis girth - 5.5''
Just last night I saw a lad on a lifting forum claim that his 6.5'' wrists were ''freakishly small''. His wrists are probably thicc compared to mine.
>>61606849
top kek
"you've stabbed us in the back my friend now fuck off"
Getting two new doggos, lads. Two brothers from the same litter, the skinny and long-limbed one we're naming Finn and the hench one we're naming Cormac.
>>61606951
why germanics girl are so degenerate?
>it's a manlet tries to convince /brit/ he's over 6'4 episode
>>61606947
gonna be howling at those dickheads who mocked me for hoarding porn when they have to sign in to pornhub with their debit card and then file a request with the home office to watch British BBW Rides BBC.mp4
I support womens sexual freedom to have sex with me desu lads
>leavescum vote out to stop immigration
>leaving will have literally zero effect on immigration
leavescum confirmed for lobotomised runt scrotes
>>61607006
>>61606978
Yes very concise points, well argued
>tfw 6'4 and built like a brick shithouse
if everyone on /brit/ was put in a steel cage and forced to fight to the death I would easily be the last man standing, genuinely
i sit here sometimes looking at the smart arse posts you little students and neets make and just chuckle to myself because if you ever said anything like that to my face (as if you would dare) you could literally be eating pavement in under a second
think on
Because it calls itself the Conservative party; if it called itself the Socialist Workers' Party, I wouldn't have anything against it. It's egalitarian, it's opposed to the maintenance to the married family, which is the absolute pillar of morale and social conservatism. It's opposed to national independence, completely wedded to our membership of the supranational European Union which robs us of sovereignty. It's got much more in common with the SWP than it has with Conservatism.
>>61607057
howling
>>61607014
nice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8FftI0oRg2M
quintessentially italian
ISN'T IT FUNNY
>was sitting in the last thread for about 10 mins wondering why it was quiet
fucking jannys and their inconsistencies
>>61607057
>be me
>student and a scholar
>build assault weapon out of brillo pads
>giant fag tries to attack me
guess what happens
you can't win
how you holding up lads
>>61606871
bit racist/islamophobic 2bh
>>61607057
alright mate, see how you do when I've smashed you in the bollocks then kick your head in with steel toe boots
WELL YOU'RE NOT LAUGHING NOW
>>61607014
I also have a pet Finn and a pet Cormac I take around on a leash
They're quite well-behaved for Irishmen
can't wait for the match tonight lads, time's kickoff?
If the Conservative Party were your refrigerator, all your food would go bad. If it were your car or bicycle, you would be stranded by the side of the road. If it were your accountant, you would be bankrupt. If it were your lawyer, you would be in prison. If any consumer good, service or profession so consistently and predictably disappointed or failed in its ostensible main purpose, people would turn their backs on it. It would be overtaken, replaced and driven out of business by a better competitor.
>>61607126
thanks la x
>>61607221
howling, be sure to put them in a half-nelson when they misbehave
Tried to get into NBA 2k16
Stopped playing the game when I saw this cutscene
>>61607215
>>61607137
>>61607143
He's a contemptible shit-stabber
>>61607215
>there are people itt right now who wouldn't give away their souverignty for a 1,4% raise
how stupid can you be?
Lads, I am anorexic.To try and help myself I spent the last 4 hours compiling a ranking of chocolate bars, do you want to discuss this further? I find it replaces eating in a way. A (v) indicates that I find it easier to vomit after eating one, it is a parody of the v for vegetarian on restaurant menus. A (rb) indicates that I rub my belly after eating to shame myself. This is a parody of the v for vegetarian on restaurant menus. A (h) indicates I feel happy and not suicidal after eating one.
Aero Mint
Lion Bar (v)(rb)
Kit Kat Chunky (v)(rb)
Mars Bar Classic (v)
Milky Way Crispy Rolls
Kinder Maxi
Terrys Chocolate Orange bar
Double Decker (v)
Crunchie (rb)
Galaxy Ripple
Toffee Crisp (v)
Kinder Bueno (rb)
Snickers (v)(rb)
Milka Plain (v)
Galaxy
Lidl Fin Carre Dark (rb)
Mars Extra Choc (rb)
Regular Aero
Maltesers Teasers
Yorkie Bar plain (rb)
Freddo (h)
Wispa
Bounty (rb)
Flake
Picnic (v)(rb)
Twix
Curly Wurly (v)
Plain Kit Kat
Milky Way
Boost Bar (v)
Dairy Milk
Animal Bar (h)
Dairy Milk Caramel (v)
Chomp (v)
Daim (v)(rb)
Frys Peppermint Cream
Topic
Fudge
Twirl
Toblerone (v)
Milky Bar
Bourneville (rb)
Frys Chocolate Cream
Drifter
Turkish Delight (v)(rb)
Can you imagine if Wales and Iceland made it to the finals. Literally the two underdogs of the tournament making it to the end. I really hope it happens.
Have absolutely no desire to keep on living past...
*glances at Wallace & Gromit calendar*
...the 22nd of July.
Will sorting coke make me good at business lads?
>I expected it to be an awkward experience to share a hotel room with Christopher, but I thought he would have at least grown out of the escapades of his youth. I was wrong.
>At half past one he entered the room and turned on the lights, drunk from whiskey and with his arm around a Somali woman. "How does it feel, Peter?" he asked. "First you lost your Empire, and now millions of foreigners are coming in, destroying everything you once held dear, and now your own brother is cuckolding you"
>He gave her a quick few slaps on the arse before entering her. The thrusting was done with no sound or grimace, only the cold dead stare of his eyes into mine. At that moment I knew that my immoral atheist brother had defeated me. I was a cuckold. And I was aroused.
>>61607343
You've mixed up Anorexia and Bulimia
Anorexia is where a person starves themselves Bulimia is the throwing up one
>>61607393
me on the left
>>61607370
sell me this pen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pllRW9wETzw
if you haven't got a stationery drawer or cupboard you're basically a child
>>61607370
Yep
>>61607393
Stella Creasey is such a lovely bird
>>61607472
blairite red tory
>>61607472
she's a contemptible swine but I would stuff it up her shitpipe in a heartbeat
>>61607454
Fucking love are Katie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GOlkRP6zNlY
Watching tng, slightly aroused by tasha.
>>61607393
doing a morris dance
This man comes up to your gf in the club and smacks her on the arse. What do you do?
>>61607524
She's so youthful and fertile, ripe for impregnation.
Would the owner of the Chris Tarrant/we don't want to give you that/cheque hand gimmick please resume his duties as soon as possible
If not I will take on the rights to this gimmick as stated under gimmick law
>>61607577
is that assad?
>>61607577
probably break his hand cos my gf doesn't have a bum as everyone always likes to point out
>>61607577
Spit roast her while doing a "to me, to you" routine
>>61607599
oh dear oh dear oh dear
But I'm a creep
I'm a weirdo
just done an ALMIGHTY yawnie!!!!
>>61607637
same
>>61607625
>Non-white Karen
That's cultural appropriation
>>61607650
literally this
http://www.strawpoll.me/10650764
http://www.strawpoll.me/10650764
http://www.strawpoll.me/10650764
>>61607664
what book
>phoned the paki pizza place on a whim
>it's supposed to be closed
>they answered and took my order
>>61607664
>>61607681
ASOS
>>61607637
what the hell am I doing here? :(
>>61607558
Charlie is doing a cute too
Promise me Ned
Went to Holland for a week and did nothing lol
http://www.strawpoll.me/10650784
http://www.strawpoll.me/10650784
http://www.strawpoll.me/10650784
>>61607740
last year in scheveningen or just now?
>>61607723
How fitting that you should have such a runt of a dog
>>61607753
just now
got back a few hours ago
dunno what scheveningen is
went to japan and got a cuddle
>>61607740
Haha
take my love I'll never ask for too much.
>>61607740
the continent is a shitty, seedy place anyway 2bh
>>61607782
wish I could have a cuddle
>>61607769
why didn't you do anything then madman
>>61607757
Only small men need big dogs
why does holland have similar shitty copy and paste housing like the UK?
>>61607782
Hope it didn't set you back too much
>>61607802
>tfw never had a cuddle
literally do not care one bit about losing the right to free movement around the EU 2bh
>>61607805
because I'm a loser
How fucked up we now we left the EU lads?
>>61607872
you'll be right mate
>>61607872
We haven't
>>61607782
This wasn't me
>>61607858
where did you go
>>61607851
People act like it means you can never go to Paris or something
You still can, it's just like anyone from the rest of the world going to Paris
>>61607902
alri mate how's it going
>>61607838
>tfw used to cuddle with my mum everyday before school
wish I hadn't fallen out with her and now barely speak to her lol
Girl at work keeps harrassing me and I don't have the heart to tell her to please stop
>>61607916
having been to paris i can say it's not worth going
>>61607923
I'm okay, just having a spat with the cleaning staff at the minute
How are you?
I'm doing a poo,
Oh, woo woo!
I'm doing a poo,
Toodle-dee-doo,
Sitting here, doing a poo,
Like a great big train going "choo choo choo",
Doing a fat poo,
Yum yum,
Yum yum yum!
I am doing a poo,
Inside the loo,
Yum yum yum,
Poo poo poo
>>61607851
Schengen still exists
Once you get into the mainland you can go anywhere in the schengen area
>>61607905
Amsterdam
>>61607936
Havemt so much as texted my mum in like 4 years since I moved out
>>61607938
I did a poo in a bucket in a camper van in Paris once. Don't really remember much about Paris but I'll always remember that.
laptop is (hopefully temporarily) fucked lads
>>61607954
rasheed
>>61607916
It means you can't work and have the same rights as EU nationals in Europe
>>61607974
we actually have a problem with tourists taking shits wherever they like
>>61607982
what happened
>just having a spat with the cleaning staff at the minute
Talking to a married 49 year old Chinese MILF who says if she was single she would fuck me
>>61608002
spilt pink lucozade over it
Just found an old hard drive with 0.01 bitcoins on it
how much is that worth today?
Feel like just quitting work, getting evicted and just living under some bridge
CBA running on the society treadmill, slaving away just to pay rent and eat and doing nothing with your life
What's the point, at least as a homeless person you have freedom
>>61607994
Is it really that common a problem?
>>61607343
underrated post
>>61607994
helvitis utlendingar 2bh
>>61608038
one hundredth of a bitcoin
>>61608021
living the dream
any got a pic of delumo?
>>61608021
I hope you said her husband doesn't need to know and made arrangements to fuck her somewhere
>>61608002
idk it won't connect to WiFi
hopefully just a driver problem
going to have to wait until the morning to attempt to fix it
>>61608054
Wahey
>>61607577
give him the secret BF handshake
>>61607947
you shit the bed again m8
>>61607989
So live in the country you work in like the entire rest of the world
I've been to many EU countries and was not that impressed, don't think I'm actually missing anything at all.
Imasgine having a gf...
give me one good reason why I shouldn't wank my penis right now
>>61608093
RACIST
feel like dying aha
>>61608079
turn airplane mode off
turn the physical wifi switch on
>>61608062
>>61608077
Would if she was local but she's halfway across the country
I've been to many counties in the UK, and having seen them I'm really not impressed
>>61608104
might hurt yourself
Praying the pizza bloke rings my phone and not the doorbell when he gets here
>>61608102
It's ok sometimes but it'd be way better if you could put them on standby or at least mute
just found out wank juice is called cum
dunno what to make of this
>>61608092
well now you can't freely live and work in an EU country so what's your point
looked up some european countries on google images and was come to the conclusion that they aren't worth visiting
Sainaburys workers smoking outside again...
Honestly believe life in Scotland is the best possible on Earth. I will never leave this country.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10650863
http://www.strawpoll.me/10650863
http://www.strawpoll.me/10650863
poll of mild importance pls respond
Went outside once, wasn't impressed. Don't think I'm missing out on anything at all
>>61608145
If you want to work in France, move to France senpai
>>61608120
physical switch? Where would that be? don't think my laptop has one
>>61608115
same
>>61608170
except you can't do that freely when freedom of movement is ended
pay attention please
turned off my computer, wasn't impressed. Don't think i'm missing out on anything
>>61608153
Just like how Scotland will never leave the UK
>>61608159
why does he wear joggers
>>61608153
>Scotland
>Country
Very funny.
>>61608199
Sure you can, people from outside of the EU do it all the time
>>61608171
what's the problem
your entire wireless network won't search/work or just one network won't connect?
>>61608201
Yes and I hope it remains that way. One of the reasons life is so good here is because of the Barnett formula which means you subsidise us.
Saw some guy putting his penisnon a vagina, wasn't impressed. Don't think I'm missing out
any tights lads
>>61608206
He's a strong independent Hungarian who doesn't need no shorts.
>>61608159
i can go deeper than that 2bh
>>61608212
Scotland and England are countries within the UK my Pakistani friend.
>>61608225
no its restricted, unlike with freedom of movement
>that icelandic spacker is posting in the old thread again
you couldn't make it up
>>61608227
it won't connect to the router. Its listed but when I click connect it just times out. I'm able to connect to the router with an Ethernet just fine and I'm posting via WiFi on my phone right now so not a router problem
rip in spaghetti never forgetti
wie fühlt ihr schwuchteln euch heute abend?
>>61608263
you have 2 years you can move
Talked to another human being once, really wasn't impressed, don't think I'm missing out on anything
Feel like just quitting work, getting evicted and just living under some bridge
CBA running on the society treadmill, slaving away just to pay rent and eat and doing nothing with your life
What's the point, at least as a homeless person you have freedom
>>61608262
Legally not since 1707...
>>61608262
>A country within a country
Lol, nah. You're a region that voted against being a country.
>>61608268
i had been gone for a while
>>61608232
Ayr, Scotland don't know how good they have it. Was pretty embarrassing to hear scot meps literally begging the EU for money
>>61608297
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Constituent_country
wondering why /fr/ general is always dead at night but the other euro generals can stay awake
>>61608268
Don't be rude, he's a top drengur
>>61608283
And then I could get kicked out since we wouldn't have freedom of movement
>>61608343
they go out...
lad at work has pussy on tap
dunno how he does it, so jelly
>>61608351
>>61608369
is this a poem
>>61608361
>have british passport
>be british citizen
>get "locked out"
mhmm yeah
>the immigrants that voted leave
>most of the video is a black english girl that voted remain
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-36686361
hello one pint of pussy please
Its 1am boyos
>>61608361
>could
nah you went there legally not like they'd bother
>>61608322
>The United Kingdom itself is aunitary stateand not four countries inpersonal unionbut came about by the union of four countries.
>>61608398
looks a bit like a lizard
>>61608392
>>61608409
Do you actually know what free movement of people is?
>The Scots actually expect the UK to keep paying for their free uni after they leave
>>61608400
>>61608398
>>61608397
good posts
>england is not a country, it's a region
>>61608397
There's an energy drink literally called "pussy" google it
I'm 30 years old, have had sex with 10 people. I broke my hands losing my virginity at 25 to a 16 year old. I have a lot of reasons to kill myself really, but daily /brit/ keeps me at bay.
>>61608398
wow camera technology advances fast
>>61608424
Scotland isn't leaving and you will continue subsidising us, otherwise we will leave.
The uk is 3 countries and a province which make up a nation
This is very basic shit you learn at school, mad that people don't know this...
So /brit/. How likely is it that someone gets elected as the next PM by promising to revert the brexit?
Britain is just Greater England. The other "countries" literally do not matter.
>>61608372
Should visit you in hveragerdi next time I'm going to sumarbústaðarins
(did I get it right)
>>61608431
>10 people
font
>>61608420
the ability to reside in another EU country
>>61608464
it's literally just pakis saying it's not mate
business idea: drugs that make you think you are a particular animal. examples: cat, dog, crab & rabbit
>>61608468
We'll probably have pro-brexit looney Michael Gove as PM
>>61608468
Very low chance
To be next PM you have to be chosen by you MPs and then voted on by tory membership
Tory MPs are 50/50 brexit/remain
Tory membership are 66/33 brexit/remain
>>61608498
dog, crab, rabbit, irishman
>>61608494
It means much more than that
Scotland is a country in the same way the army sometimes make animals officers.
>>61608476
>They all speak our language but refuse to be English
Fucking cheek of them
