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english rose edition
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plans for today lids?
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>dancing at the club
>getting nowhere
>about to go home and fap myself to sleep
>moment of brilliance
>I'll do the Zaza
>every girl in the club is watching
>try to finish the dance
>loudly shit myself everywhere
>slip over in my watery shame-filled shit knocking myself unconscious
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>>61609850
Wake up about 1pm
Get haircut
Get on a train
Spend the night in a hotel
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>le eu is bad face
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The EU referendum shouldn't've happened

The general public are far too stupid to decide for themselves
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>>61609828

hahahaha
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Serious ting

Friend is downstairs about to cheat on his gf (in my house)

Shall I go down and kick off? Feel like I shouled 2bh.
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>>61609925
>Believing this

Yes, I quite agree.
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>>61609940
yeah
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I want to strap cara to a table and use her as my anal cum dumpster until she dies of starvation
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Yes lad
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>>61609879

And then what?

Don't leave me hanging....
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>>61609850
Lie in bed as much as possible
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>>61609962
>until she dies of starvation
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>>61609982
have a wank

have a poo
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On to the 4th wankering of the day
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>>61609850
go to sleep, because my day is over
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>>61609982
Wake up on Monday morning and do work relating things
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Just done a genealogy website. My ancestors invented both hunting and gathering

I feel proud
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>>61609992
yes
she cant eat if her ass is going to be clean all the time
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>>61609940
Don't be a faggot, keep your mouth shut
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I won't stop until the paki gives me back my flag.
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>>61609962
>until she dies of starvation
shouldn't be long
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Might buy Zaza on FIFA
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>>61610004
i wank 3 times a week tops
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>>61610026
He's one of my best mates and I know his gf. He'd be a fucking rodent if he cheated desu.
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Funny isn't it
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>>61610063
twat face
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>>61610062
Got nothing to do with you, stay out of it
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>>61610079
Funny isn't it Yank?
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I wank three times a day tops
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>>61610088
shit cunt
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>>61609940

Yeah... No shagging in my house unless I'm involved 2bh
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>>61610062
Might be worth a "are you sure?" to him but I wouldn't tell his gf tbf
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>some girl keeps getting her youtube videos posted on /a/
>find them funny, add her to skype
>she ends up flirting with me
>her nudes are posted all over 4chan and her internet reputation is sort of destroyed, try to help her out
>suddenly sleeping on skype together for half a year and buying her shit like a mug
>summer comes around, she keeps crying every night because she's lonely
>tell her one day "want me to visit? I can come whenever"
>"yes!"
>keep asking her things like "can we kiss? can we cuddle? can I brush your teeth?"
>get a simple "Yes" to everything I say no matter how bizarre
>drive 6 hours on my motorbike, crash 20min away from her house from dehydration/exhaustion
>go to hospital
>motorbike that cost me 1000 bitcoins is destroyed
>get 1 hour of time in a hotel room with her where she introduces herself as chris hansen from dateline nbc as a joke then hugs me and falls onto the bed with me
>get first kiss, handhold, hug
>go again later by megabus to visit 4 days
>get off with her, virginity promised to another guy but she gets ontop and impales herself randomly
>have sex with her maybe 10 times, never cum because she has no stamina and finishes in 5 minutes
>get arrested the last day, get let go because she's within age of consent and I wasn't kidnapping
>on the bus home she's in the hospital getting her stomach pumped with charcoal because she downed the medicine cabinet

>whole time she says she didn't care about me and just wanted to lose her virginity, because she was the "only virgin left at her school"
>people proceed to give her hundreds of dollars on patreon for doing nothing
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>>61610003
>>61610012

Seems about right.

Midsummer, colder than April, raining everyday....
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>people voted leave on the basis of 'Brexit the Movie' and 4chan memes
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business idea: small circular cheese to fill in the cheese holes
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>>61610063
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>>61610101

Sweet digits lad
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>>61610112
>eastern yuro upset he can't come claim bennies
How original
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>>61610057
lefties are just conformists lad
did you actually expect any of them to genuinely be principled?
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>>61610057
Yeah I can't believe they didn't side with Donald Trump and the National Front
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>>61610139
epic meme XD! +1
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Been offered a 30k job at 40 hours per week.

Only problem is it was offered to me by my older cousin who knows how much of a friendless loser I am. My worry is that I won't be able to perform the normie routine at my new job as he'll be my boss and just tell my co-workers how pathetic I am.

I need solutions to this problem, I can't converse with the normies without my façade.

A possible solution is spending, lets say, £3k of my new wage on people to take pictures with and upload on a facebook that I'll make at a later date. Whilst taking pictures with these normies I'll try and talk with them and get some of their normie stories so that I can plagiarise them and tell them to my workmates. If they don't offer up their stories I'll have to resort to paying them for their stories which I'll be able to afford but I'd rather not be too much out of pocket.

Any you lads have any better ideas?
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>>61610119

There is a literal cheese wheel rolling event in the UK bro...
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>>61610112
Bit upset are you Bulgaria? Funny isn't it?
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>>61610103
if you think I'm reading all this you are having a LAUGH
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>>61610103
What is this
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>>61610178
t. tesco cashier
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>>61610166
i'm going on vacation in Bulgaria this summer. on a scale from 1-10, how likely is my family and i to be attacked?
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>>61610103
Nice
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my irish gf keeps bullying me
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>>61610186
What is love?
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>>61610166

Your cousin must know how pathetic you are, and thus he expects you to continue this behavior, and thus be perfect for the job.
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>>61610229
t. lidl cashier
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>>61610158
They should. Radicals share a common goal of destroying the status quo
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Sophie Turner (are sansa) got5 As at GCSE but only got a British in drama, whilst she was playing Sansa Stark.

I don't understand, how could she only get a B.

RMYT
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>>61610232
meant for >>61610161
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>>61609850
Go to work and then slouch on the couch and watch tv
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me and the bf
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>>61610242
Just cheat on her then
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>>61610258
What. The. Fuck.

She only got a B in dramz
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>>61610265
>Bulgaria
1 unless you're a retard and you're going to Sunny Beach

Where are you going?
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>>61610232
10. 11 if you have money on you.
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>>61610255
Leftists do not share the same goals as Donald Trump and white nationalists
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>>61610172
i mean little cheese to put into the cheese holes, like cheese plugs or something
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>>61610258
Because there is theory shit to it, and she probably didn't care any longer as she already had a big part
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Black gf is sending me cute texts

Might wife this one lads
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>>61610161
t. the backwater turk and gypsy benefits claimants and thieves ex-soviet ottoman viyalet of bulgaria
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>>61610319
But that would mean having half-caste kids

Are you sure
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>>61610232

Zero... people will just think you work at the supermarket in the UK.

If you go to Greece, prepare to die to all the Russian tourists.
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>>61610250
I went online to read the description and it looks like they're looking for my absolute opposite.

Think he's offering it to me out of sympathy or my aunt has begged him to give it to me. Not sure.
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>>61610291
not trump but they do share goals with nationalists
both want the eu gone because neo libs and neo conservatives have a stranglehold on all the power
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>>61610303
And one more thing, why haven't we seen her, Arya, Dany and the slightly butch one from the iron islands les out in a massive les scene?
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>>61610284
can't remember which region.
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>off meds
>depressed
>on meds
>feel nothing
is there a way to win
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Is Bulgaria a third world country lads?
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>>61609850
kill myself lol!!
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>when there's bits in your water

re
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>>61610350
Leftists don't want the EU gone
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>>61610321
XD

epic 4chan knowledge XDD

t. double-digit IQ tesco cashier brexit supporter are nige
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>>61610273
Would sgaf the one on the lef desu
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>>61610360
only one cure 2bh
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>>61610354
I am also confused to why this hasn't happened yet desu
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>>61610346

Yeah but, his shitty HR copy pasta ad posts that online. He is a real dude inside the company, he knows a total shit like you is perfect. Most people get ahead via contacts and connections, not actual working ability.
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>>61610394
social media generation are going to ruin the world
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>>61610380
Did you want to work in the UK mr Bulgaria ha ha.
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>>61610364
Technically second world
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LOOK LADS HECSAID LORRY

JOLLY OLD CHAP HAHA THIS IS THE MOST BRITISH THING I'VE EVER READ IN MY ENTIRE LIFE HAHA

Fucking reddit REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>61610166
>If they don't offer up their stories I'll have to resort to paying them for their stories which I'll be able to afford but I'd rather not be too much out of pocket.

Business idea: Sell NEETS my normie stories
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>>61610374
radical leftists do unless they've been duped by memes
now stop replying to me unless youre actually going to make an argument
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>>61610412
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>>61610291
So the left must ignore the views of working class people and instead always take the opposite opinion of some television personality to spite him
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>>61610412
Life before smartphones and stuff was boring, be glad of it
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>>61610418
epic comment LOL screenshotting for reddit
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lol
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THE RACISTS. THE XENOPHOBES.
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>>61610017
Kek I'm gonna steal this for my standup next week t b h lad.
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>>61610374
Tony Benn
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>>61610443
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>>61610408
Think I'll apply in the morning.

The pay is too good to pass up regardless of how isolated I'll feel.
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REALLY thinking about having a wank lads..
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>>61610465

r8 my pupper. Bought him in England. My gf's English.
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>>61610444
No that isn't what I said

>>61610477
>MUH TONY BENN

Pathetic, the vast majority of the left does not want out of the EU
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>>61610430
DAE tea le doct0r who fish and chips??! o_O

Also how was that first sentence "multicultural"
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*unsheathes belt*

Heh, nothin' personnel dick
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>>61610457
Just found it funny mate ha ha
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>why yes, I browse /r/unitedkingdom solely to rile myself up
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>>61610484
I approve, give it a snack
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>>61610475
I thought the first rule of racism was not to talk about racism
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can I come live in England please?
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>>61610484
5/10
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>>61610511
LOL

retweeted +1
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>>61610478

Why did people swear him? He was a good prime minister. I feel bad for him.
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>>61610528
idi suda maxim
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>>61610063
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>>61610475
Hmm I'm not sure but maybe this is to do with flooding these neighbourhoods with loads of vastly different people lol
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>>61610496
These capitalists aren't left wing anon
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>>61610484
*stomps on it*
*wipes the red mush off my boot onto your rug*
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Anybody else feel depressed from the whole brexit thing? Last week was amazing, it's been a while since I felt any national pride but now all these salty lefties are trying to overrule democracy and I honestly wouldn't be surprised if they got their way.

It's going to be okay right? We're going to leave the EU right?
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>>61610528
NO
DIE SLAV DIE
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>>61610465

This is a very useless map........

there is just a single index and the rest is land elevation.

Show actual distribution map. I am booking a holiday.
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>>61609809
>english rose edition
>no english rose
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>>61610496
Jeremy Corbyn
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>>61610558
Ah yes, Owen Jones and the trade unions aren't left wing
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>>61610528
only if you send me your sister to be my wife free of charge
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>>61610534 >>61610528

Bit funny that you'll have to go to France now lads ha ha
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>>61610563
*my cunning ballbag disguise worked perfectly*
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>>61610582
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>>61610528

yes
pls bring ukie qts
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>>61610582
not sure what picture you're looking at cause i clearly see one
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>>61610603
we are not in the eu so i cant

>>61610601
my sister has a bf

>>61610608
i dont have any
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>>61610571
The referendum is not legally binding, it's just advisory

>>61610576
>>61610465
The map is shite

They're probably just Tatars

Russia has a large Muslim population but none of them are middle eastern, they're all native, integrated populations
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>and true love lives
>on lollipops and crisps
>just
>don't leave
>don't leave
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Post autistic Britaboos

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_qBSGdtzAI
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>>61610550
We need to BREmain to help our European friends
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>>61610597
The ones that wished to stay in the EU were non-socialist trade unions
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>>61610648
GREAT idea
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>>61610648
desu why not get a French or Italian bf? They have nice accents as well and they dress better.
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>>61610648
>there are JF's who own more Union Jack flags than you

Bit strange
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>>61610648

>>61610457
>>61610484
>>61610528
>>61610532
>>61610611
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>>61610623
you must challenge him to duel then
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>>61610648
painful to watch
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>>61610629
>They're probably just Tatars

They're Turks and converted Bulgarians from Ottoman rule you uncultured ape

>Russia has a large Muslim population but none of them are middle eastern, they're all native, integrated populations

Yeah tell that to the Chechens
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>>61610684
it is not so much being a britaboo, it is more that ukraine is terrible
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>>61610680
Don't own any union jacks only about 5 big England ones
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https://reddit.com/r/unitedkingdom/comments/4qyq3z/is_xenophobia_denial_now_a_thing/

Thoughts?
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>>61610702
At least pretend to be a Britaboo you ungrateful shit.
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I wish /brit/ could swim like dolphins can swim
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>>61610629

Checyna for example. Russia historically had no real religion, adopted orthodox Christianity much later than European nations, but Russian Empire contained Islamic faith, this is 300 years ago? Nothing to do with modern muslim nonsense
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>>61610728
i have nothing to be grateful for really
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>>61610718
Twat see >>61610475
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>>61610741
Basking in Britain's greatness lad
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KhlfxARdbN8

hard to believe these people are making millions off autistic children

fucking minecraft
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when are gremmar schols coming back?
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>>61610648
gonna nut my fucking screen
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>>61610757
sorry
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>>61610648
They are thinking about (pic related) but have no idea 99% of English boys are....cont....
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>>61610731
christianisation of kievan rus was about 1000 years ago
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sorry but if you're under 6 foot you're basically a child
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>when are gremmar schols coming back?
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>>61610475
>>61610718
i was hoping that lot would commit mass suicide after brexit
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>>61610806
I'm 156cm tall.
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>>61610806
5'11 lad I .. I ...
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>>61610794
And you, a lad from New Zealand would know better?
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>>61610806
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>>61610794
Cont...
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>>61610828
I'm from England mate
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=px2Ga-MZG_Q

Americans are actually mentally deficient
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next australian that crosses my path is going to get a knuckle sandwich
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>>61610819
thats not very tall is it
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>>61610867
Did I ask you were you from m8
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>>61610913
not at all
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>>61610806
Called a girl a lesbian yesterday for having a 5'8 boyfriend and she was a bit miffed lol
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>>61610804

Yes i am talking about the Russian Empire intake of Islam. Not when Christianity reached now-russia in the 12th century.
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>>61610924
haha what a legend
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>>61610925

The Crimea War is basically all you need on this subject.
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>>61610917
You did not, I was just correcting you tbqh
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I listen to gay music but I'm 100% heterosexual, aggressively so in fact

Yeah, I guess you could say I'm somewhat enigmatic
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Thread is half done, gonna put myself in charge of keeping up morale here

*ahem*
[Aggressively] That was a shocking performance. I expect an improvement in the second half
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>>61610996
I find gay music weird and I'm 100% gay haha
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>>61611079
*Looked to switch off*
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>>61610970
did the man not hit the ball in quite the right way? haha mental that
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>>61610996
>>61611084
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_BNL15OVhM
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>>61610528

yeah, i always like your flag :3
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*marks my man*
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>>61611079

Well as an English fella, Wales is in the UK, and part of the BBC so basically England.... LET'S GO...
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RupGK7lGZdw
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Sorry to anyone I annoyed in this thread
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>went out in my hometown
>niggers and sandniggers out in abundance
have we lost?
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*keeps things ticking over in midfield*
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>>61611142
ten seconds in and I want to gas her

Oh well I'll keep watching, see how it goes
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Snorting weeabix dust lads
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>>61611155
Dublin?

Bit weird that Ireland has literally no right-wing parties as well haha
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>>61611150
Sorry's not good enough, I'm afraid
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*plays a long ball down the wing*
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http://www.ustream.tv/channel/%E9%A2%A8%E3%81%AE%E6%95%99%E4%BC%9A%E3%81%AE%E5%90%8C%E6%99%82%E9%85%8D%E4%BF%A1

Watching a Christian Japanese sermon right now lads.

Feeling very Christian.
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no Yazidi gf lads
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>>61611155
Noticed this trend as well. They tend to stay in groups as well sandniggers and Nigerians

Women flock like moths around the black bull. Bitches.

>>61611197
Might set up one
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http://www.ustream.tv/channel/Le8FnhbuFtQ

who of you is this
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peak of the week
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*stays goalside of my man*
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>>61611197
no Kildare
the thing is Sinn Fein(Brits out bl*cks in) take the nationalist vote so a far right party would do shit
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Just woken up to the sound of people loudly having sex outside.

By the time I started wanking the sounds stopped
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>>61611226

Ah yes. Praise Jesus my lad
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>>61611296
Praise Kami-sama senpai.
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Make Scotland great again.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JM80h6ZDLE
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>>61611142

>Clearly American.
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>>61611272
These spastics are always streaming and that fat cunt is always drinking

Good few ps4 ustream "personalities", they'll be lost when they get rid of it next month.
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fuck scotland and the scottish
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Actual racists OUT!

Content of character > Colour of skin

>http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-36686361

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5TcWunHOqlc
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>>61611324
Don't recall it being anything above mediocre mate.
>>61611344
This.
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>>61611324
What is this display of British scotcuck military shite
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>>61611142
>a Sainsberry
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>>61611333
why do people even watch this lmao
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>>61611344
*bends over*

then do it faggot :3
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>>61611265
yeah there's always a few women around them
they get what's theirs one day when they get pregnant and nigger is nowhere to be found
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>>61611324

it was never great, a shit half assed Queen had to marry into France to stop Scotland self destructing. And her based English sister then killed her, and took Scotland for free.
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>>61611354
>18th century Scotland
>not the GOAT
Would kill to live in enlightenment Scotland. True meritocracy.
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>>61611360
Jealous are you?
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Why did she speak like this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHWjHKY4VJc
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>>61611324

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3VnVyHNVqBU
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>>61611395
What are you talking about mong?

Elizabeth literally got England taken over by James VI of Scotland.
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>>61611324
>again
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>>61611324

The best thing Scotland ever did (12% of UK economy, Manchester can leave England and have the same effect) was provide inspiration for the Red Wedding in GOT
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http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/eu-referendum-draw-so-brexit-should-be-avoided-constitutional-expert-says-a7111431.html
What the fuck, lads?
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>>61611402
Adam Smith is my favourite socialist
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>>61611433

For awhile.
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Italians are rude fuckers, bastards are like rats in the summer and 10 of the bastards walking in a little group shoulder the shoulder blocking the road should have smacked the cunts around wasting my time the bastsrds the ignorant Italian cumts they were never any good

>>61611375
Fuck them fucking bastards think they own the place don't like any of them fuck those polish as well bastards think they're hard I'll show them hard the cunts and their shitty language and cheap beer fucking lidl bastards asking me for I'd polish cunt fucking Slavic shits go home
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The people responsible for introducing devolution in the UK should be taken to court for treason against our once proud nation. Devolution was introduced to appease to minority extremist groups, and most people didn't want it, with the exception of the Northern Ireland Assembly. Now that we've been forced to have devolution it has proven to be a complete disaster. Not only are the Welsh Assembly and Scottish Parliament totally incompetent, the worst thing to come from devolution has been the widening of the divide between our nations. That divide was at first a mere crack, but has now split into gorge that leads directly to hell. As seen with the rise of the SNP this is completely irreversible, and as such the partition of our most sacred land inevitable.

Sorry lads, Britain is over. The dream has died and the roaring fire extinguished.
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>briddish
>breggsit
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>>61611354
>>61611395
>>61611436
>>61611447
>engcucks pretending their meme country is remotely relevant without their scottish overlords
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>>61611518
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>>61611353
simply put I don't care anymore
more immigration from non Europeans = less whites
It's a numbers game and one that Europe is losing
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>>61611493
75% of Scots voted for devolution
>>
Ive seen footage
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>>61611493
Just federalise the UK already
This nation is far too polarised

British Federation WHEN?!
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>>61611493

Let us be honest, UK is the last remnant of the English Empire........ the last nation left the British Empire in 1997... Hong Kong..... If England isn't willing to slap Scotland in the face with it's army anymore. There is no real point them being part of the UK, they contribute less than a big city in England does to the actual GDP and export value. since uk exports 80% export as financial services in europe (most none European companies make European operating bases in London)
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>>61611534
>pretending to know anything about Britain
>residing in direland

Please stop it.
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>>61611539
So would 75% of Yorkshiremen

SNP are good at exploiting these situations
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>>61611292
what town? ive never seen a black person irl desu
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>>61611548
Literally the only way to save God's Holy Union
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>>61611600
>Only way

Erm, you left out one
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>>61611553

What Scotland does not consider. England pays for all their free UNI fees, all their healthcare, all their government.

In the Scottish referendum most people wanted the vote to even allow Scotland to keep taking free stuff and complain or not.
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>>61611616
We already extirpated Gaeldom from Scotland

Only Lowlanders are left

Its just fenians that are the problem
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>>61611561
t.tyrone jigaboo
what I said applies to Europe not just the uk
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>>61611646
A full scale invasion is necessary then.
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>>61611633
You mean London pays for everything

If you want to go down that road you can get the vast majority of England to fuck before you even think about Scotland
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>>61611661
>UK
>Europe

Quit while you're ahead lad.
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>>61611676
The English don't constantly whine like the Scots though.
>>
>>61611593
naas
there aren't that many Muslims but there's too many Nigerians for my liking
>>
>if this man becomes PM he will be the FOURTH Scottish PM in a row
Scots are the jews of Europe.
>>
>>61611684
Europe is the continent not the eu you retard
>>
>>61611770
>Continent

My point exactly you twat.
>>
>>61611730
how can you tell their nationality?
>>
>>61611759
Jews are the Jews of Europe
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Just watched this, is it any good?
>>
When I was little I used to get so hungry I would throw fits
How you gonna breast feed me mom? You ain't got no tits!
>>
WHO TF UP???? SMASH DAT (You) BUTTON ^^^^^^
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>>61611797
never watched it and it's shit
>>
Bought my Irish gf a big strapon for her birthday present (it's actually a present for my arse though)
>>
>>61611759
>scottish
>has an english accent
ah yes scottish
>>
Hello British.
i will go to climbing mountain in next saturday.
so i want buy mountain gear.
is Berghaus and Karrimor is good?
because i love British, i want buy it products :P
>>
>>61611783
just because you aren't attached to the mainland doesn't mean you aren't part of Europe

>>61611788
just a guess the majority are from Nigeria
>>
>>61611759
>Scots covertly become PM four times in a row
>We're so oppressed! We need independence!

Fucking resent them.
>>
>>61611814
You mean he has an RP accent because he is a posh cunt.

RP is not native to any part of England, its just a posho way of speaking English.
>>
>>61611759
B-but David Cameron isn't Scottish?
>>
>>61611848
not even to the city of london?
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DeO_pEP-cm0

Nige is absolute BANCE

BANCE I say
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>>61611848
sure thing boss still sounds english
>>
>>61611814
Displaying real ignorance of British culture there, perhaps you should leave this thread
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>>61611860
He is second generation

His dad was born in Aberdeenshire to a Scottish noble family
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>>61611860
"On my mother's side of the family, her mother was a Llewellyn, so Welsh. I'm a real mixture of Scottish, Welsh, and English." Cameron himself
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Face it lads

The Scottish are basically just northern English people in denial
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>>61611848
when you hear an RP accent it's very obviously an English accent though
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>>61611900
>muh heritage
>>
>>61611896
>>61611900
If you're born and raised in England and have ancestry from the British isles youre English

Same with being Scottish and Welsh imo
>>
gove is an orphan
really makes you think
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>>61611923
It matters if he's from a Scottish NOBLE family.
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Irish gf is giving me a cheeky wank, I love her so much haha
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>>61611938
Pics or didnt happen
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>>61611904
The Lowland Scots are more English than the English and proud of it

Well done on getting cucked by the French lads
>>
Face it lads

The Scottish are basically just grass-monkeys in denial
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>>61611960
>More English than the English
>Voted remain
>Sound Scottish

Well fucking done then.
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Floccibongobongoidontwannagobacktothecongoiffilication
>>
Scots are Irish in denial

Except the border hugging rats they were always shitty anglo
>>
>>61611797
One of the best ever made.
>>
>>61611797
surely you can judge for yourself?
>>
Scots are Scots in denial.
>>
>>61612008
Irish are just English people desu
>>
dad gave me a free car lads
the alarm goes off randomly and usually at night and the check engine light is always on but at least it was free
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>>61612030
hownu.ru
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>>61612008
>border-hugging
ah yes
>>
english people are just frisians on tour

>>61612050
first day here hello friend
>>
english are yanks in denial
>>
Welsh are Japanese in denial
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feeling racist again but im not sure which minority im mad at right now

hate women too
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The French are just French in denial
>>
Irish are more Algerian than the Japanese
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>feeling racist again but im not sure which minority im mad at right now

>hate women too
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woke up really horny lafs
really want to lick and caress a thicc woman for hours
>>
aussies are finns in denial
>>
The Irish don't exist and I'm not reading any posts from this post onwards
>>
The Northern Italians are just Southern Italians in denial.
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>>61612041
Brits don't even see us as British lol
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>>61612107
I do lad
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It's not even a denial thing, many of us don't feel a strong association with Britain or the British.

In a seemingly paradoxical way, the globalised/homogenisation of much of the west has made Britain seem more foreign due to losing its much of its relative significance. Their mediashare has dwindled. Their relevance to us politically has reduced. So many continentals speak English now the language association is reduced also - and despite you saying the linguistic aspect isn't important it sort of is. In Ireland I will be readily understood using my own accent and colloquialisms by virtually everybody. With Brits and other foreigners with a decent grasp of English, there is often a small communication barrier. It may not seem like much but it does play into the psychology of it.

I only really feel Irish. If I feel any other 'higher order' identity on top of that, it's just western.
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>>61612124
but he hated the Irish
the fact is Irish were treated like shit and that's the reason we left he commonwealth
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>>61612148
>Believing we care

Oh you lads make me laugh.
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>>61612163
>>61612163
>>61612163

Virus do not click
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>>61612148
borders closed now
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>>61612164
>He hated the Irish

Proof please?
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>>61612107
Most just think of Irish people as Brits desu
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>>61612008
>implying
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